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This is North End Airport.
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It may be small,
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but typically handles
a shining example of UK life.
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Its staff is made up of a wide range
of cultures, genders and ages.
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For one of Borderline's
younger and more excitable agents,
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Clive Hassler, this is
a particularly significant day.
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Do you know what day it is?
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It's my birthday.
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Welcome to the UK.
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FLUSHING
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Last year, Tariq forgot my birthday
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Last year, Tariq forgot my birthday
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but this year, he said he
would remember it, so it's today
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so it's gonna be a big surprise.
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HE SNIFFS
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'Did you hear?'
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You didn't hear?
It's my birthday, so...
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I thought you could hear.
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At Borderline,
special announcements are the remit
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of Chief Inspector Linda Proctor,
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so agent Hassler may be in luck,
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as she's just called the team in
for a briefing.
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Over the years I've worked here,
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I've been privileged to work
with some wonderful people.
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You're all lovely people, but today
is about one very special person.
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Over the weekend,
one of North End's best mechanics,
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Charles Hedley, died.
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He was 63.
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CLIVE LAUGHS
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Oh, my gosh! Very good.
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You almost got me.
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But come on, guys.
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Clive, what are you doing?
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Are you being serious?
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Sit down.
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Charles, man,
he was such a sweet guy.
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Yeah, he always had
a big smile and... Yeah.
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Wow, sounds like you guys
were really close.
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Shut up, Tariq.
Were you guys friends?
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Yeah, Charles Hedley was the best.
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'I have no idea
who Charles Hedley is.'
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I don't know half the people
that work here, you know,
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cos I just think
about myself half the time.
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I mean, 63 years young.
Two more years and he could have
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enjoyed his pension. I mean,
why would you not hold on for that?
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I mean, just stay alive
that little bit longer
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and you're there, man, you're there.
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I wanna say something now,
if that's OK?
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Any day that you lose a co-worker
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or a friend is a tragedy, but...
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let's not get
caught up in his death...
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today.
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Let's remember Charles Heddy...
Hedley.
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Hedley, the man,
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tomorrow...
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or the next day...
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or any other day.
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As agent Hassler demonstrates,
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finding the right words in
a situation like this can be tricky,
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but it's agent Grant Brody who's
taken today's news the hardest.
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I don't think we're supposed
to be drinking at work.
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Ah, not normally, no, but where
I come from, when a man dies,
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the first thing you do is you
take a drink, send him on his way.
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So,
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to Charles.
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Oh, aye.
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Get that down you.
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Oh, Grant, I can't. To Charles.
No. I don't really think...
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It's out of respect. OK.
It's just the rules.
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Ah, you see?
That's better, eh? Sure.
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You know what's even better,
is sharing a wee memory.
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Right.
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Charles had such a lovely smile.
Oh, come on, Andy.
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No, I'm talking about a real memory.
You know, like, I mean,
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three years ago, Christmas party,
you know, he's out there,
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he's on the runway,
he's got his trousers at his ankles.
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For agent Church, remembering this
particular colleague is challenging.
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Her approach to this problem
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is simply to pretend
they weren't that close.
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He was a mechanic, he worked
out there and I work up here,
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so I guess we didn't
really see each other.
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What was it, what was it
that he called you again?
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D-dabby, Dandy...
Dandy Andy, that...
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Dandy Andy, that's...
that's brilliant. Dandy Andy.
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I don't think he
called me Dandy Andy. He did.
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He thought the world of you.
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Grant, come on. You're
trying to make me feel guilty.
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Oh, come on, Grant.
That's... No, listen.
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If you cannae share a memory,
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then you cannae share a drink.
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Next, please.
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It's my birthday.
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Yep.
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Ah!
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During a coffee break,
agent Mansoor is also trying
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to avoid admitting
not knowing Charles Hedley,
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whilst agent Hassler
is preoccupied dropping subtle hints
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about today's personal significance.
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Big day today.
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Big day. Yeah.
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Poor Charles, eh? Yeah.
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Charles.
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I... I do remember Charles.
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He helped me up once,
when I fell over...
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on the tarmac and...
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he just...
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Sorry.
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It really hurt.
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Really hurt my knee.
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Charles.
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Such a surprise.
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Surprise!
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Did you hear? Proctor's getting us
all together later for a drink,
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you know, to commemorate today,
make it special for Charles.
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Yep.
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Cos he's dead.
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Today's unexpected news
has affected everyone.
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Even the normally srunny
Chief Inspector Proctor
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is in a reflective mood.
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It's funny when somebody dies
and it unsettles everybody,
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makes you think, you know,
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"What would happen
if I drop dead right now
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"of, like, a heart attack
or a stroke or embolism."
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Just... Could just be...
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spontaneous combustion.
I don't really mind.
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With the atmosphere
in the office still heavy,
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she decides to clear her head
with some fresh air.
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Tough day, right, guys?
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Why?
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Because Charles Hedley died. What?
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Charles Hedley died?
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Oh, God.
Don't tell me you didn't know.
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Of course we know.
Like family to us, man.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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So, I wanted to invite
you guys to a remembrance
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that we're having later for Charles.
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Hold on a second. You're inviting
US to a remembrance of OUR boy?
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Suj, what was Charles like to me?
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A father. Like a father.
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Suj, what have I been
doing all morning?
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Crying.
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Crying like a damn baby.
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Suj, who's giving the eulogy
at his funeral this Thursday?
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You. Me.
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'Charles, man. You know what?'
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He just had
a real zest for life, man.
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It's probably why he got
ladi so much, as well, innit?
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He's gonna be missed, man,
by a lot of vulnerable women.
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Shouldn't you be putting
this baggage on the plane?
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Yeah in a minute.
After this cigarette.
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For Charles.
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It seems that today's news
has got everyone at the airport
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considering their future.
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Hey, yo, Suj, you all right, bruv?
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'Yeah, I'm not gonna be working here
forever, I've got plans, you know.'
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I think... I think
I'm a really funny person,
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so I'm gonna be... I can do com...
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I can do, like,
stand-up comedy I think,
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cos, I mean, it's very similar
to baggage handling, in a way.
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Try and push me, like. Go on.
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HE LAUGHS
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'There's just more people around
if you're doing stand up comedy,'
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you know, and you get to speak to
more than one person all the time
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which is what I really want now.
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Shall I push you? No.
Are you sure? No, I don't want to.
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Having avoided admitting
they don't know Charles Hedley,
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agents Mansoor and Church
confide in each other
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in a corridor, away from
people who might judge them.
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Hey, do you... ?
Not know who Charles Hedley is?
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Thank you. Thank YOU.
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Not knowing who this guy is
driving me crazy.
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You know, I pride my...
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myself on being a good person.
I can't picture his face.
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He called me Dandy Andy so we must
have talked or chatted or something.
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Dandy Andy.
Oh, my God, maybe we flirted.
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What if I flirted with him?
He was in his 60s.
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Right, OK, yeah.
No, I wouldn't have done that.
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I'm a terrible person.
We're terrible people. Right.
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We're sorted?
Yeah, we're terrible people. OK.
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Meanwhile, agent Brody finds himself
in a deeply philosophical mood.
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Isn't it funny how death
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just reminds us of life and how
we should live out our lives,
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our dreams, our hopes?
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Yeah, everything to the fullest.
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I love life.
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I love it a lot.
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You be safe, my friend.
Welcome to the UK.
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Welcome to the UK.
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Next, please.
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It's, uh...
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It's my birthday. Oh.
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It's not yours.
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The unexpected death of their
colleague Charles Hedley has
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the agents paying their respects
in their own unique ways.
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Some dig deep and try and evoke
a memory of him, any memory at all.
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For agent Hassler,
the tragedy comes in another form -
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everyone forgetting his birthday.
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Outside, he tries
to mask frustration...
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That's cool, lock the door.
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If I hear you,
I'm going to punch you.
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And then, so she came over...
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...with, it has to be said
somewhat limited success.
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She was getting into it
and it went upstairs
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and my bedroom's like two bedrooms
away from my little brother's
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and, um, all of a sudden...
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CLATTERING
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Clive.
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OK. Bye.
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Back inside, agent Brody has been
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called into Chief Inspector
Proctor's office,
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because of a serious
breach of conduct.
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This is Proctor's chance to show
her authority as a disciplinarian.
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I can't have you
drinking at work, Grant.
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How did you know?
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I saw you having a beer
at passport control.
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I should have hid it in a Coke can.
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Yeah, that's not really
the point I was trying to make.
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Charles always
hid his in a Coke can.
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Yeah, that's cos
Charles was an alcoholic.
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Charles Hedley was always jolly,
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always very jolly.
Merry, even, perhaps.
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He was often, yeah,
completely plastered at work.
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Struggling with the news a wee bit,
to be honest with you, Linda.
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Couple of drinks just help
knock the edge off, you know?
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I do understand,
but just please not at work, OK?
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They didn't find his body
for three days, you know?
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He died alone.
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I don't want to...
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die alone.
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Dying alone.
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Sounds like bliss.
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Tell you what.
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Oh, I've got one here
in my pocket, actually.
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To Charles. To Charles.
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Hey, I got some of this stuff
you wanted. Thanks, Clive.
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Did you get the candles?
Yep. What you got candles for?
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Oh, for the remembrance.
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I thought it would be
a nice idea if we all lit a candle.
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What are these?
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Birthday candles?
They're birthday candles.
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Well, why did you
get birthday candles?
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In case there was a... birthday cake.
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But it's a memorial service.
Why would there be a birthday cake?
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Mm-MM-mm!
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My family are religious,
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so when they think about death,
they have that to comfort them.
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But me? What comforts me?
I just don't want to be forgotten.
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00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:41,867
No-one's gonna remember
a guy that stamps passports,
249
00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:44,800
but DJ Merlin,
they remember my hits.
250
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,067
Like Rain, Between The Sheets.
251
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,933
Between The Sheets is a banger.
252
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,533
HE BEATBOXES
253
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,800
Music people can fuck to.
254
00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:57,867
With the memorial starting soon,
255
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,733
Proctor takes a moment to herself
256
00:13:59,933 --> 00:14:02,267
and is immediately joined
by agent Hassler.
257
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:05,733
With his birthday forgotten,
he's feeling a little upset
258
00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:07,933
and turns to
a rather-destructive idea.
259
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,600
I'm thinking
about maybe starting to smoke.
260
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,467
Oh, yeah? Why?
261
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,933
Apparently if you smoke,
if you smoke them for long enough,
262
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:18,067
then you start to really like them.
263
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,067
Trust me,
you don't want to start smoking.
264
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,733
It's a... It's a mug's game.
265
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,533
I started when I was 12.
266
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,267
Might just have one, then.
267
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,400
Why would you do that?
268
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,000
Have you even smoked
a cigarette before? Yeah, of course.
269
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,600
Were you sick?
270
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:34,000
No.
271
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,667
Sure? Yes.
272
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,067
Do you wanna go ring your mum? No.
273
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,467
Well, just go and ring her
and see what she says.
274
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,267
No, I just want one cigarette.
I'll ring your mum.
275
00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:46,467
Please don't ring my mum.
276
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,133
She'll be really cross.
She doesn't need to know.
277
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:52,533
Meanwhile, agents Church
and Mansoor discuss appropriate ways
278
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:55,400
to pay their respects
at the memorial service for a man
279
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:57,800
neither of them
can actually remember.
280
00:14:57,933 --> 00:15:00,267
Well, what? Let's just not go.
281
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,200
What? No, we have to. We have
to go. That'd be way worse.
282
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,733
OK, we'll go and we'll
just say nothing. Oh, yeah, OK.
283
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:07,800
That's... Yeah, OK.
284
00:15:07,933 --> 00:15:10,533
Stare at our drinks. Stare into
our drinks and say nothing. OK.
285
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,000
Practise? Yeah. OK.
286
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:20,733
You just looked at me. No, I did
not look at you. You looked at me.
287
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,533
How did you know?
You broke the rules, as well, then.
288
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,533
Oh, we should not be laughing at
this. A man has died. That's true.
289
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:29,400
We'll just... Oh, now I've
spilled my drink everywhere.
290
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,467
Oh, do you want another one?
Just take that one.
291
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,800
Where's that from? Just the bar.
292
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,533
The memorial
for Charles Hedley is underway.
293
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:40,200
First to speak are those who knew
him best - the baggage handlers -
294
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,600
straight-talking Mo Khan
295
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,200
and aspiring
stand-up comedian, Sujan Stevens.
296
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,600
So, yeah, the thing about Charles
is that he was always there for us.
297
00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:51,933
Everyone that knew him would say
that he was a very reliable man.
298
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,867
'This is one of my comedy bits.'
299
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
I do impressions
of Samuel L Jackson.
300
00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:03,933
There's too many
motherfucking snakes on this plane.
301
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,667
That's from...
302
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,200
Oh, what's it?
303
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,267
Snakes...
304
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,800
I suppose he'll just be up there,
running through a field,
305
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,067
like a pony or something.
He'll certainly be missed.
306
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,667
Thank you, Suj.
307
00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:24,333
Thank you for those
kind words about Charles.
308
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,800
And now, Mo from baggage reclaim
would like to say something.
309
00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,333
Yeah, thank you.
310
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,000
What can you say
about a man like Charles Hedley?
311
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,733
He could fix your car,
he could fix an aeroplane,
312
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,200
he could fix you up
with a lot of girls, as well.
313
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,133
And trust me
when I say "a lot of girls",
314
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,267
I mean a LOT of girls.
315
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,467
And not just normal ones, like...
OK, that's enough about girls.
316
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,333
OK, I'm almost finished.
317
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,667
Listen, you all know
what I think about Charles,
318
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,000
but I think in this moment
319
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,400
we should hear from
the person that he liked most.
320
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,000
Dandy Andy, step up, babes.
321
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:58,333
What? Yeah, just step up
and talk about Charles, innit?
322
00:16:58,467 --> 00:16:59,800
Come on. Just say a few words.
323
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,133
Oh, no, I don't think I...
Dandy Andy. Come on, just say...
324
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,600
No, no, thank you.
325
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:06,800
It's fine. No, I don't...
326
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:11,067
I don't think that I should say...
327
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,067
OK, fine.
I have no idea who Charles was.
328
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,000
Look, I can't lie about it.
I don't remember who he is.
329
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,600
I feel terrible about it.
330
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,000
Sorry.
331
00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:30,800
You should be ashamed of yourself.
332
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,733
Yeah, you should.
333
00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:35,800
Come on, how could
you forget about Charles
334
00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:37,867
after he sent you
all them love notes, as well?
335
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,133
I don't know. He... Sorry, what?
336
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,933
He was the man who was
sending me all those cards?
337
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:47,400
Yes. You mean the pervy old man
who used to wink at me all the time?
338
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,333
Oh! Charles Hedley,
the sleazy old man.
339
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:53,467
Yes, Charles from the
disciplinary hearing. Of course!
340
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:56,533
Yeah, of course.
I feel so much better.
341
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,400
Well, he died.
342
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,933
Aye, well, we should...
343
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,933
We're here. We should raise
a wee glass to him, anyway,
344
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,000
you know, for respect for the dead.
345
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:11,933
To Charles Hedley - man, engineer,
346
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:15,733
and alleged sex pest. Sorry, Andy.
347
00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:17,800
To Charles.
ALL: To Charles.
348
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,200
Oh, that's great.
349
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,667
Well, this has been wonderful.
350
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,933
Has anybody got anything else
they'd like to add?
351
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:28,400
GUITAR STRUMS
352
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:34,267
TO THE TUNE OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY:
We're gonna miss you Charles
353
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,200
We're gonna miss you Charles
354
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:42,600
We'll never forget you
355
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:46,200
Cos friends never forget
356
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:49,467
? Friends never forget. ?
357
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,733
They forgot my birthday.
358
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,133
It's my birthday.
359
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,733
On the bright side,
360
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,933
today's given agent Brody
a new appreciation for life,
361
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,667
as he's ventured out of the office,
362
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,800
left his post unattended
and called his girlfriend, Dasha,
363
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:12,533
all while drinking his sixth beer.
364
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,933
Hey, Dasha, it's... it's me.
365
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:21,133
Well, I've had a little bit
of a rough day, actually.
366
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,867
One of my mates died.
367
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:25,933
Makes you think that you've
got to live life to the fullest.
368
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:30,133
I was thinking, maybe,
like, next time we go out,
369
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:33,467
maybe we could go somewhere
nicer than Nando's, like...
370
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:39,600
...I don't know, like a Bella Pasta
or something like that.
371
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,667
No, no, I've not had a drink.
372
00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:49,067
It's been a particularly
sad day for agent Hassler.
373
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,867
Whilst everyone
eventually remembered Charles,
374
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,400
they all forgot Clive.
375
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,400
Is it your birthday, Clive?
376
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,000
Yeah.
377
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,267
Yeah. But...
378
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,133
Charles dying
made everyone forget.
379
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,533
We did forget,
380
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:18,400
but then that song you sang at
the memorial was less than subtle.
381
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,933
Happy birthday!
382
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:24,600
Oh...
383
00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:27,867
We clubbed together
and got you these.
384
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,467
Oh, there's a card.
Oh, no, Nah, man.
385
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,933
''To our beloved team-mate.
386
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,067
''Never forgotten.''
387
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,733
Guys...
388
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:45,400
This is too much.
389
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,867
It's been
a difficult time at Borderline
390
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,267
but, at the end of the day,
391
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,333
life goes on for agent Hassler,
392
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,133
the team, and everyone
at North End Airport...
393
00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:57,800
except for Charles Hedley.
394
00:20:57,867 --> 00:21:00,667
All that remains of him
are treasured memories.
395
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,400
So, in the end,
I did remember Charles,
396
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,467
and he made me feel
pretty uncomfortable.
397
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,267
Also, I dug out some
of the letters that he sent me.
398
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:14,267
You know, at first,
I thought that they were cupcakes,
399
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,333
but it turns out,
400
00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:18,600
just a pair of tits.
401
00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:20,733
Rest in peace, creepy Charles.
402
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,067
No doubt about it
403
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,600
I'm on my way
404
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:33,467
I'm here to stay
405
00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:35,533
One day you'll be looking
406
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,560
But this comes my way
407
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,600
Don't drop, don't tell me to stop
408
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:42,267
Cos I'll be taking over today
409
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,600
I'm taking over this whole place
410
00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:48,600
? I'm on my way to outer space... ?
411
00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:53,200
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