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Dre: Halloween has always been
my favorite holiday,
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and not just because it lets me show off
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my killer decorating skills.
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What? It doesn't look like a John Woo movie
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when you decorate for Halloween?
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Hmm. You must not be doing it right.
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But what I love most about Halloween
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is a Johnson family
tradition I like to call
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"pranking the living crap
out of each other."
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Guys, come here.
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Come meet your new cousin, Colton.
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Aunt Jill says be very careful
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- when you hold him, all right?
- So sweet.
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(All screaming) (Laughs)
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You thought you killed the baby!
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(Laughs)
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(Screams) It's not real!
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Bam! Oh, he kicked the baby!
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(Shouts)
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(Laughs)
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But the kids also hold
their own with the pranks,
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especially Zoey.
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(Cellphone ringing)
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Hey, Junior, there's a girl
named Sophie calling you.
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Junior: Sophie?
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Sophie's calling me? (Gasps)
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Whoa!
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(Thud)
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(Groaning) Sophie.
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But when it comes to
the most devilish pranks,
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no one can top me.
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What is...
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A bra?
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That's why they call me "the prank king."
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Trashy purple underwear?
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What's going on?
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Who's in there?
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- Rainbow: Who is in there?!
- What?
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- Who's in the closet?
- Nobody.
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- Who's in the closet?
- What closet?
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(All shouting)
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(Gasps)
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You thought dad was
blowing up your marriage.
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I'm telling you.
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This long-standing tradition
really bonds us together...
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At least, it does when Bow
can take a freakin' joke.
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Dre: Good going, you guys. (Laughs)
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Black-ish - 01x06
"The Prank King"
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sync and correction by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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(Exhales sharply)
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Oh, look at that...
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A fake spider in my night-guard case.
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(Chuckles) Aww.
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The twins must have tried to prank me.
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(Chuckles) Stupid twins.
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Oh, my God.
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Huh?
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- It's you.
- What?
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You're the stupid twins.
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Come on, Bow.
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Make an effort.
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- Oh, that was my warm up.
- Oh?
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You just need to prepare
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to be dethroned this year, prank king.
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What? Oh. Oh, you...
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- You really think you're gonna get me?
- Yeah.
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Huh. Your poker face gives away more
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than an episode of
"Oprah's favorite things."
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(Laughs) I knew it!
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Secret Oprah fan. Yes!
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Yes, I am. I miss her every day.
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Don't you love her?
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Here's a tip from the prank king.
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Okay. Fake spiders...
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- Yes?
- ... Bush league.
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- Oh, come on.
- You want to prank?
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- Use real spiders.
- What?
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- Like that one.
- What?
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(Gasps, screams)
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Oh! (Grunting)
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Oh, hey, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe.
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I was joking, all right?
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- It's fake.
- What?
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But the superglue on that magazine?
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Totally real.
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What?
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Dre, that is not funny.
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- Dre!
- Yes, it is!
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Dre, I have surgery in the morning.
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Well, I'm about to go to bed.
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What?!
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(Sighs)
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(Door creaks)
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- Babe?
- Hmm?
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What was that?
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I didn't hear anything.
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You're so paranoid.
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You always think you hear something, Dre.
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No, no, babe.
I definitely heard something.
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- Hmm?
- This could be it...
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- The home invasion.
- What?
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Okay, babe, babe, babe, babe.
You go and check.
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- No! What?
- Go check.
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Dre, you go check.
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Okay, you're right. You're right.
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- I'll go check. I'll go check.
- Okay.
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(Exhaling sharply)
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All right, family room... clear.
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- Patio... clear.
- What?
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Fridge... too clear.
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- You got to shop. What?
- Dre.
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Why do you have a
camera in the refrigerator?
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To see what's in there to determine
if I'm gonna go downstairs or not.
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- You know, saves me a trip.
- You are the laziest man I ever met.
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What?
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Are there any grapes in there?
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- Uh, no.
- Oh.
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(Door creaks) (Both scream) What?
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Oh.
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Both: Hey, babies.
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Diane had a nightmare
and told me about it,
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and now I'm more scared than she is.
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Can we sleep in your room tonight?
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Yeah, come on. Come on, come on.
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Get in here. Just get up.
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Get in here.
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Ow. (Sighs)
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(Sighs) (Sighs)
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This is nice. Mm-hmm.
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What the...
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We wet the bed.
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You guys got pranked!
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Boo-yah! (Laughs)
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Unh-unh.
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These are 1,200-thread-count sheets.
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Family meeting! Now!
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Let's go.
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What does that mean?
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(Claps) Hey!
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All right, now, as you all know,
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pranking each other on Halloween
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is a long and glorious
Johnson family tradition.
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We know, dad.
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So why do we need to hear about
it in the middle of the night?
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Because the youngest members
of our team are confused
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as to what constitutes a prank.
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We peed on daddy.
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(Laughs) Rainbow: Again, not a prank.
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Hey, now, I'm gonna need you guys
to look to Zoey as your role model
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'cause she is an evil genius.
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I mean, Sophie really calling you?
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(Chuckling) Why would she even
have your number, huh?
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- Hey, but I...
- Shut up!
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Baby girl, I'm really excited
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about what you have planned
this year, all right?
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Now, if you can somehow arrange it
so he ends up publicly naked...
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- Whoo! That's a prank.
- I hate to break it to you,
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but not really sure
I'm gonna prank this year.
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Not really feeling it anymore.
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- Rainbow: Wow.
- What do you mean?
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What do you mean, you're not
gonna prank this year?
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Baby, you're the only one
that inherited my pranking gene.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Why don't you want to do it anymore, baby?
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Yeah.
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I don't know. It's just kind of lame.
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I feel like I've outgrown it.
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Oh. Okay.
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(Laughs)
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Hilarious!
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(Laughs)
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What, you're serious?
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Babe, you don't outgrow pranking.
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Bow, are you hearing this nonsense?
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- I am, sweetheart. She's a teenager now.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- These things are bound to happen.
- Oh, not to me.
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Yeah, dad. I'm 15.
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- I'm out.
- (Gasps)
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Ohh.
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Family meeting adjourned!
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Kids...
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- Don't look at me.
- It's okay, sweetie.
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- Don't look at your father.
- No!
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But she decided to bail
on the family tradition
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that we've worked years at building, man.
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This is the kind of stuff
that tears families apart.
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The family that pranks together
stays together.
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Wait, Dre. I think it's "prays."
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Uh, Kris, I think you work for me.
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(Shouts) (Screams)
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Oh, God!
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It stings so bad!
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(Laughs) Boo-to-the-ya!
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You just got Josh'd!
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Josh... not my favorite guy,
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mostly because he's always
asking me if I know Jay-Z.
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But this... solid prank.
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This is scalding hot coffee.
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(Laughs) Burned twice.
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Why is everyone standing around,
not working?
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I pranked Kris.
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Made his pour scalding
hot coffee all over his body.
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Outstanding.
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(Chuckles) Hey, good one, Josh.
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Oh, thanks, Dr. Driggity Dre.
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That means a lot,
especially coming from you.
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Why is that?
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Well, I know bros
aren't exactly into pranks.
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Bros tend to be a little touchy
about being startled.
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I think they're startled at the comfort
level in which you use the word "bro."
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But, hey, I love pranks, all right?
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Everybody enjoys a good prank.
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- Boom.
- I am so not okay.
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Oh, maybe you should get to the hospital.
We'll roll calls when you get back.
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Ow! All right, buddy? (Chuckles)
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(Groans)
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- Hey, babe.
- Hmm?
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Big news. I found a way to save Halloween.
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Ooh, that's great.
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I found a way to save a guy
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that was at the bottom of a pool
for 20 minutes.
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- But... but you go.
- Okay. Here's what I realized.
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There's something about watching
another person's humiliation
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that makes you feel good about yourself.
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Uh... today, Kris got pranked
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and the entire company
went out of a long lunch...
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Not Kris.
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Underwater for 20 minutes.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Heart completely stopped.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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And that's when it hit me.
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What does Zoey love more
than anything in the world?
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Watching bad stuff happen to Junior.
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So all I have to do is
prank him in front of her,
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and she'll remember how magical
pranking is and get back in the game.
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And then the prank king is back on top!
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(Laughs)
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(Claps)
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He drove himself home from the hospital.
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Very little brain damage, so...
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Good job, Bow!
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(Laughs)
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I enlisted Jack and Diane as
my accomplices to prank Junior,
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hoping to show them
a non-urine-based stunt.
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Can you help me with my legos?
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I'm not sure I did it right.
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Not sure?
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This is a disaster.
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For starters,
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if you're gonna built
the cantina at Mos Eisley,
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solo can't be here.
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Where's his line of fire?
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Think!
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(Sighs) (Roars)
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(Screams)
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Chair monster! (Laughs)
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Chair monster!
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Zoey, you see the look
on your brother's face?
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Priceless!
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00:08:20,096 --> 00:08:21,096
Priceless!
261
00:08:21,164 --> 00:08:23,198
You can't put a price on it!
262
00:08:23,266 --> 00:08:24,366
(Laughs)
263
00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:25,767
I always thought I was gonna die that way.
264
00:08:25,835 --> 00:08:27,302
Zoey, how cool was that?
265
00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:29,771
You're feeling it, right?
Hey, I know you're feeling it.
266
00:08:29,839 --> 00:08:31,406
(Scoffs) Not really.
267
00:08:31,474 --> 00:08:33,341
It was actually kind of mean.
268
00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:35,243
- What?
- I saw the light.
269
00:08:35,311 --> 00:08:38,246
My entire life flashed before my eyes.
270
00:08:38,314 --> 00:08:39,548
I got to do more.
271
00:08:39,607 --> 00:08:41,315
Come on, Zoey.
272
00:08:41,317 --> 00:08:43,718
That didn't inspire you to prank again?
273
00:08:43,786 --> 00:08:46,688
Dad... grow up.
274
00:08:46,755 --> 00:08:49,491
Wha... What was happening
to my little girl.
275
00:08:49,558 --> 00:08:51,326
Well, at least I had Junior.
276
00:08:51,393 --> 00:08:53,127
- I'm out, too.
- Uh...
277
00:08:56,065 --> 00:08:57,499
Hey, guys.
278
00:08:57,566 --> 00:08:59,400
Come on, g...
279
00:08:59,468 --> 00:09:01,102
(Groans)
280
00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:03,171
I used to be their king.
281
00:09:03,239 --> 00:09:06,910
Now I'm just a fool dressed like a chair.
282
00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:10,561
- (Jackson 5's "ABC" plays)
- So pranking was out.
283
00:09:10,629 --> 00:09:13,197
But at least we had
an amazing family costume lined up.
284
00:09:13,199 --> 00:09:14,098
A-B-C-
285
00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:16,267
easy as 1, 2, 3
286
00:09:16,335 --> 00:09:18,636
as simple as do, re, me
287
00:09:18,704 --> 00:09:20,939
- * a-b-c *
- We were gonna be the Jackson 5
288
00:09:20,941 --> 00:09:23,439
I was mid-'70s Tito,
289
00:09:23,441 --> 00:09:25,510
and there was no better time to be Tito.
290
00:09:25,577 --> 00:09:27,679
Come on, come on, come on
let me show you what it's all about
291
00:09:27,812 --> 00:09:29,346
a-b-c, it's easy
292
00:09:29,714 --> 00:09:31,815
Hey! (Laughs)
293
00:09:31,817 --> 00:09:34,251
Marlon, Jermaine, your polyester awaits.
294
00:09:34,319 --> 00:09:36,620
- (Fabric tears) Ow!
- Ow. Okay.
295
00:09:36,688 --> 00:09:40,590
- Uh, I don't want to wear that.
- It looks too itchy.
296
00:09:40,592 --> 00:09:41,792
Very hard pass.
297
00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:43,193
(Groans) Rainbow: Wait a minute.
298
00:09:43,261 --> 00:09:45,429
Neither of you want to do
the family costume this year?
299
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,498
Junior, come on, man.
300
00:09:47,565 --> 00:09:48,999
You love costumes.
301
00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,067
Sorry, dad.
302
00:09:50,135 --> 00:09:51,435
I...
303
00:09:54,405 --> 00:09:55,405
Can you believe this?
304
00:09:55,407 --> 00:09:56,573
Look, don't panic, all right.
305
00:09:56,641 --> 00:09:58,442
We can still make it work
with the little ones.
306
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:01,312
Are you insane?
That... that makes no sense.
307
00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:03,279
We don't have enough people.
308
00:10:03,281 --> 00:10:05,315
What are we supposed to do,
walk around with a sign that says
309
00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:07,050
"we're the Jackson 3 plus Janet"?
310
00:10:07,118 --> 00:10:09,453
(Sighs) What's happening to our family?
311
00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,588
- We're losing them.
- Oh, they're gone.
312
00:10:11,656 --> 00:10:13,924
Look, we've become the family
that doesn't even eat together.
313
00:10:13,991 --> 00:10:15,625
They'll move out. They won't call.
314
00:10:15,693 --> 00:10:18,028
Hell, we'll be lucky
if they visit you in the home.
315
00:10:18,527 --> 00:10:19,593
W-whoa.
316
00:10:19,595 --> 00:10:21,463
Whoa, why am I the one in the home?
317
00:10:21,465 --> 00:10:22,632
Come on, Bow.
318
00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:25,101
We both know
that I'm not a good caretaker.
319
00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:27,070
Just makes more sense.
320
00:10:28,572 --> 00:10:30,173
Can't the kids take care of me?
321
00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:33,376
So this was shaping up to be
the worst Halloween ever.
322
00:10:33,444 --> 00:10:35,578
I needed something to cheer me up.
323
00:10:35,646 --> 00:10:38,545
Ooh, look. An idiot in a trash can.
324
00:10:38,547 --> 00:10:41,049
Josh, how long have you been in there?
325
00:10:41,051 --> 00:10:42,084
All day.
326
00:10:42,086 --> 00:10:43,787
I admire your dedication.
327
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,745
(Chuckles) Man, wish you were my kid.
328
00:10:45,747 --> 00:10:47,120
I wish you were my dad.
329
00:10:47,164 --> 00:10:48,164
I was joking.
330
00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:50,125
(Scoffs) Yeah, me too.
331
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,260
My dad's awesome.
332
00:10:51,328 --> 00:10:53,496
Oh. Oh, hey. Here comes Charlie.
333
00:10:53,564 --> 00:10:56,098
Get him for me, all right?
I could use a pick-me-up.
334
00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:59,602
Hey, Charlie! Come over here, man.
Let me holler at you for a second.
335
00:10:59,670 --> 00:11:02,258
Uh, can you make it fast?
I have a hayride in 10 minutes.
336
00:11:03,473 --> 00:11:04,574
It's 11:00 A.M.
337
00:11:04,641 --> 00:11:06,042
Uh, this part of town is on curfew.
338
00:11:06,109 --> 00:11:08,110
(Shouts) (Screams)
339
00:11:08,178 --> 00:11:09,946
Ohh!
340
00:11:10,013 --> 00:11:11,380
What the hell, man?!
341
00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:13,282
I thought someone was trying to jump me.
342
00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:14,550
See, Dre?
343
00:11:14,618 --> 00:11:16,385
This is what I was saying
about starling a bro.
344
00:11:16,453 --> 00:11:18,321
- Let me see, let me see.
- Oh, damn, Josh.
345
00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:19,422
It looks broke. It hurts.
346
00:11:19,489 --> 00:11:21,090
You should to go the hospital.
347
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,592
It's okay if you're late for the meeting.
348
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,658
- Okay.
- Hey.
349
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:24,594
I want to talk to you, man.
350
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:25,992
- Hey.
- What?
351
00:11:25,994 --> 00:11:27,428
- Did I looked scared?
- Yeah.
352
00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:28,797
(Chuckles) Weren't you?
353
00:11:28,865 --> 00:11:30,399
No, man. I knew he was in there.
354
00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:32,735
I wasn't gonna waste
an opportunity to sock a dude.
355
00:11:32,802 --> 00:11:34,270
Charlie, why did you do that?
356
00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:36,071
'Cause it's hilarious.
357
00:11:36,139 --> 00:11:37,473
See, man, now he's gonna think
358
00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,775
all those messed-up stereotypes
about black folks are true.
359
00:11:39,843 --> 00:11:42,410
Man, he'll never stop asking me
if I know Jay-Z.
360
00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:44,179
But don't you know Jay-Z?
361
00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:46,281
A little bit. But that's beside the point.
362
00:11:46,349 --> 00:11:49,718
Man, look. All black people
don't know one another.
363
00:11:49,786 --> 00:11:51,086
Do you know Rupaul?
364
00:11:52,322 --> 00:11:54,723
Yeah. I... I do, actually.
365
00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:56,958
Me too. Cool chick.
366
00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:59,261
While I might know a lot of black people,
367
00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:01,530
it turns out I don't know my own children.
368
00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:02,898
So, guys,
369
00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:05,734
since it's just the four of us
for family costumes,
370
00:12:05,802 --> 00:12:08,670
we were thinking we would go
as the Beatles.
371
00:12:08,738 --> 00:12:09,738
Huh?
372
00:12:09,806 --> 00:12:11,373
Ew. Beetles?
373
00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:13,041
We don't want to be bugs.
374
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:14,532
No, no, no!
375
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,801
The Beatles.
376
00:12:17,044 --> 00:12:18,478
The Beatles?
377
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,847
The Beatles.
378
00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:21,892
I'm not hearing a difference.
379
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,150
- Are you?
- No.
380
00:12:23,218 --> 00:12:23,672
Dre: You know what?
381
00:12:23,674 --> 00:12:26,149
I'm gonna put an end to the
foot-dragging about Halloween.
382
00:12:26,151 --> 00:12:28,506
Whoever puts on their Halloween costume
383
00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:30,324
and goes trick-or-treating
with me and mommy
384
00:12:30,392 --> 00:12:34,095
gets to eat all of their
Halloween candy on that night.
385
00:12:34,162 --> 00:12:36,163
No waiting, no restraints.
386
00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:37,298
Boom. Huh?
387
00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:38,899
No, thanks.
388
00:12:38,901 --> 00:12:40,402
We don't want any candy.
389
00:12:40,404 --> 00:12:41,605
What?
390
00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:44,342
No... no candy? W-w-what? Huh?
391
00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:45,744
What do you mean, you don't want candy?
392
00:12:45,855 --> 00:12:48,257
They learned about diabetes
at school today.
393
00:12:48,259 --> 00:12:49,226
- What?
- Yep.
394
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,862
Damn hippy school.
395
00:12:50,864 --> 00:12:53,032
- What's happened to you?
- Candy kills.
396
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,716
I don't want to go blind
and lose my feet.
397
00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:57,485
Hey. You know what?
398
00:12:57,553 --> 00:12:59,720
This is it. I'm out.
399
00:12:59,788 --> 00:13:00,888
Oh. Halloween's over.
400
00:13:00,956 --> 00:13:02,190
Oh, babe.
401
00:13:02,257 --> 00:13:03,491
And you wouldn't lose both feet.
402
00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:04,992
You just lose one at a time.
403
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,328
(Grunts)
404
00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:13,334
(Grunting)
405
00:13:13,402 --> 00:13:15,369
Dre! Dre!
406
00:13:15,437 --> 00:13:16,304
Stop!
407
00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:17,972
Stop it!
408
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,874
You're scaring the kids!
409
00:13:19,942 --> 00:13:22,210
What kids?! We don't have kids!
410
00:13:22,277 --> 00:13:24,645
Everybody's grown up!
411
00:13:24,713 --> 00:13:28,282
You know, we don't need any of this!
Halloween is officially cancelled!
412
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,150
(Sighs)
413
00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:30,818
(Chuckles)
414
00:13:30,886 --> 00:13:32,853
No. No.
415
00:13:32,921 --> 00:13:34,121
No! No!
416
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,890
No! No!
417
00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:36,891
(Grunts)
418
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:38,192
Oh.
419
00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:39,961
Stay down, sucka!
420
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,031
Halloween's over for you, too.
421
00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:47,501
Damn it!
422
00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:54,657
Dre: So, while my Halloween plans
423
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,602
stay at home were falling apart,
424
00:13:56,737 --> 00:13:58,740
things at work weren't much better.
425
00:13:58,742 --> 00:14:02,673
Gentlemen, last night, I received a
very upsetting phone call from H.R.
426
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,409
In the middle of my "Bones" marathon.
427
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,311
Now, Dre, a member of your team
assaulted a co-worker?
428
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,314
Um, it was an accident.
429
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,417
No. I jacked him up.
430
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,086
Uh, dude, I'm trying
to help you out, okay? Relax.
431
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,188
Joker jumped out on me.
432
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,190
It's, uh, my fault. I should have known.
433
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,193
Micro-targeting studies
show that 84% of black men
434
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,028
did not like being startled,
435
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:26,698
while the other 16% find it "messed up."
436
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:30,636
- What?! Man, this is crazy.
- Guys, guys, now, look.
437
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,038
Now, I-I-I love publicly
humiliating an employee
438
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,974
as much as the next guy...
Probably more...
439
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,876
But the risk of litigation
is just too great.
440
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:41,747
So from now on, Stevens & Lido
is a prank-free zone.
441
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,648
That's it. No more. (Groans)
442
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,751
But you can still put stuff
in people's yogurt
443
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,052
'Cause that's just fun.
444
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,121
(Laughs) Totally.
445
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,223
- Okay.
- Mm.
446
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,225
So that kind of put a dent in my day,
447
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,893
but this... this totaled it.
448
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,397
I came home and found my family
had gone to the movies
449
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:02,567
on Halloween without me!
450
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,504
(Chuckles) I don't need them, anyway.
451
00:15:06,736 --> 00:15:09,866
More secret candy for me.
452
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,442
Got you!
453
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:14,212
They thought I threw you away.
454
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,180
Me throw out candy?
455
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,750
Ha! Who needs 10 toes?
456
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,818
(Chuckles) (Clattering)
457
00:15:21,302 --> 00:15:22,536
What was that?
458
00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:24,506
(Door creaks)
459
00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:28,362
Hello?
460
00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:28,931
(Electricity crackles)
461
00:15:29,393 --> 00:15:30,760
What?
462
00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:33,630
I'm not alone!
463
00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:37,697
(Imitates shotgun cocking)
464
00:15:38,202 --> 00:15:40,804
That's the sound of my shotgun,
in case you didn't hear it.
465
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,577
Okay.
466
00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:50,213
Uh, all right, living room... clear.
467
00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:51,681
Back patio... clear.
468
00:15:51,749 --> 00:15:54,818
Fridge... still no grapes.
469
00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:56,153
Foyer... clear.
470
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,721
Family room... (Screams)
471
00:15:57,788 --> 00:16:00,290
Big black man!
472
00:16:00,358 --> 00:16:01,992
Oh. (Laughs)
473
00:16:02,059 --> 00:16:03,593
Junior: Look at him!
474
00:16:03,661 --> 00:16:04,628
Rainbow: O-oh, God!
475
00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:05,729
Oh, oh, oh!
476
00:16:05,796 --> 00:16:08,165
Look, now he's making himself big,
like he's facing a bear.
477
00:16:08,232 --> 00:16:09,332
(Laughs)
478
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,702
Oh, you guys... oh, thank you so much.
479
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:16,637
Thank you for helping me out this year.
Mommy really needed a win.
480
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:20,909
I tell you, (laughing) It's always
like year after year after year.
481
00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:22,378
He's just... he's so cocky.
482
00:16:22,446 --> 00:16:23,546
You know what I'm talking about?
483
00:16:23,614 --> 00:16:26,649
It's like, God, how much can a girl take?
484
00:16:26,717 --> 00:16:27,717
You know what I mean?
485
00:16:27,785 --> 00:16:29,986
It's like... Oh, God.
486
00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:31,087
(Sighs)
487
00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:33,190
- Uh, are you okay, mom?
- Yeah, I am.
488
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,094
It's just, you know, he's a lot sometimes.
489
00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:38,895
- Uh-huh. So, you know.
- Oh, my gosh.
490
00:16:38,962 --> 00:16:40,596
He's army crawling into the living room.
491
00:16:40,664 --> 00:16:42,331
Yes, he is. Oh, God!
492
00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:45,101
- He's trying to go up the fireplace.
- (Laughs)
493
00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:46,805
Does he not understand gravity?
494
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:49,137
- Rainbow: (Laughing) Obviously not.
- Zoey: Come on, Junior. What's next?
495
00:16:49,139 --> 00:16:51,007
Well, I hid a Bluetooth speaker
in the living room...
496
00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:53,476
So let's see what
happens when he hears this.
497
00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,413
Go, go. (Glass shattering)
498
00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:58,379
Oh, God.
499
00:16:58,381 --> 00:17:00,082
I always knew it would end like this.
500
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:04,757
You know what 84% of black men don't
do when they hear a scary noise?
501
00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:06,755
Try to figure out where it's coming from.
502
00:17:06,823 --> 00:17:08,824
I'm out of here. (Whimpers)
503
00:17:08,892 --> 00:17:10,025
(Screams) Got you!
504
00:17:10,093 --> 00:17:12,127
(Camera shutter clicking)
(All shouting)
505
00:17:12,195 --> 00:17:14,830
That's right! We pranked you, prank king!
506
00:17:14,898 --> 00:17:16,231
(All shouting)
507
00:17:16,299 --> 00:17:19,535
- You were so scared.
- You almost peed on you!
508
00:17:19,602 --> 00:17:20,969
(Laughter) Hey, it's not funny.
509
00:17:21,037 --> 00:17:22,504
That is not funny.
510
00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:25,741
Actually, it's extremely funny.
511
00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:29,468
We made you think that we hated Halloween,
and you bought it.
512
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:32,112
- Yeah!
- Uh, guys? Just a second.
513
00:17:32,114 --> 00:17:33,148
Just a second.
514
00:17:33,216 --> 00:17:36,885
I got to make sure my husband knows
that he's my prank bitch!
515
00:17:36,953 --> 00:17:38,220
(Laughs)
516
00:17:38,287 --> 00:17:40,335
- Guys, there's a dude in our backyard.
- What?
517
00:17:40,337 --> 00:17:42,623
Oh, my God! Oh, my...
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
518
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:43,792
Dre: Oh, my God. Okay, okay, let's get...
519
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,260
(Door opens, closes) (Shouts)
520
00:17:45,328 --> 00:17:46,595
(All scream)
521
00:17:46,662 --> 00:17:47,996
Okay.
522
00:17:48,064 --> 00:17:51,124
The look on their faces... pure terror.
523
00:17:51,126 --> 00:17:52,901
The look on my face... pure joy.
524
00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:56,718
Because the prank king
was way ahead of them.
525
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,006
I figured out the other day
they were planning something,
526
00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:02,142
and I anticipated
my family's every move...
527
00:18:02,144 --> 00:18:04,378
Except this one.
528
00:18:04,446 --> 00:18:06,214
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
529
00:18:06,281 --> 00:18:07,248
- Kick him till he's dead!
- No!
530
00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:10,051
No, no, no! Bow!
531
00:18:10,118 --> 00:18:12,153
Oh, God. Oh, God.
532
00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:13,664
Get back. It's Josh.
533
00:18:14,002 --> 00:18:14,935
You all right?
534
00:18:14,937 --> 00:18:15,837
Uh-huh.
535
00:18:15,839 --> 00:18:17,139
Josh from work.
536
00:18:17,141 --> 00:18:19,293
Hi. Yeah.
537
00:18:19,811 --> 00:18:20,811
You have a lovely home.
538
00:18:20,813 --> 00:18:22,227
Thank you so much.
539
00:18:22,229 --> 00:18:24,030
What the hell is going on?
540
00:18:24,032 --> 00:18:25,299
- Do you have any ice?
- Oh.
541
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,900
Someone need some ice? (Laughs)
542
00:18:26,968 --> 00:18:28,035
Sorry.
543
00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:30,838
I was gonna do the whole scare thing,
but I heard you all having a chit-chat,
544
00:18:30,905 --> 00:18:32,373
so I poured myself some scotch.
545
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,508
I... My Macallan 18?
546
00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:37,259
Okay, someone needs to tell me
what is going on!
547
00:18:37,261 --> 00:18:39,012
- * Yeah, I'm paranoid, I'm trippin' *
- Diane: What?
548
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:40,981
So ripping down the decorations
549
00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:44,483
and doing a reverse Santa Claus back up
the chimney was all a part of the plan?
550
00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:47,352
Babe, I had to let you think
that your little plan was working.
551
00:18:47,354 --> 00:18:48,621
(Groans) The takeaway...
552
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,089
Don't plot against me
553
00:18:50,091 --> 00:18:53,430
and forget that there's a camera
in the refrigerator.
554
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,132
(All groan) Oh, no!
555
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,167
Look at that.
556
00:18:56,331 --> 00:18:58,199
Ha! He totally bought it.
557
00:18:58,201 --> 00:19:01,467
Standing there all sad in his tito outfit.
558
00:19:01,469 --> 00:19:02,369
Nuh-uh.
559
00:19:02,371 --> 00:19:03,804
(Chuckles) Look at your mama.
560
00:19:03,806 --> 00:19:06,072
Next step... the break-in.
561
00:19:06,074 --> 00:19:08,593
- You heard everything!
- Yeah, I saw it.
562
00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,609
Oh, come on.
563
00:19:10,611 --> 00:19:12,612
You guys, who ate all the grapes?
564
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:13,646
(Laughter)
565
00:19:13,714 --> 00:19:14,747
Those were my grapes.
566
00:19:14,815 --> 00:19:16,282
Zoey: You know what?
567
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,885
You out-pranking us was actually
pretty awesome, dad.
568
00:19:18,953 --> 00:19:20,820
Can't wait to get you back next year.
569
00:19:20,888 --> 00:19:22,288
Aww, thank you, baby girl.
570
00:19:22,356 --> 00:19:23,957
That means a lot, and I know you meant it
571
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:26,159
because you weren't looking
at your phone when you said it.
572
00:19:26,227 --> 00:19:27,227
Wait. What?
573
00:19:27,294 --> 00:19:28,595
I...
574
00:19:28,662 --> 00:19:31,173
- Babe, I got to hand it to you.
- Oh.
575
00:19:31,175 --> 00:19:33,398
You really tapped into my biggest fears.
576
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,667
Home invasion?
577
00:19:34,735 --> 00:19:36,236
No. (Laughs)
578
00:19:36,303 --> 00:19:38,204
The thought of you guys growing up.
579
00:19:38,272 --> 00:19:41,241
That scares the hell out of me.
580
00:19:41,308 --> 00:19:44,477
Please don't do it
for another 15, 20 years, okay?
581
00:19:44,545 --> 00:19:46,312
- Okay.
- Aww.
582
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:48,047
- Uh, you all got a maid?
- What?
583
00:19:48,115 --> 00:19:50,578
'Cause she's gonna have to clean
that microwave.
584
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,414
(Chuckles)
585
00:19:53,218 --> 00:19:55,185
It's filthy.
586
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,024
Slow down
587
00:19:58,092 --> 00:20:00,193
slow down
588
00:20:00,261 --> 00:20:01,861
slow down
589
00:20:01,929 --> 00:20:03,263
slow down
590
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:05,358
stop! The love you save
may be your own
591
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,882
Dre: So it was a good Halloween after all.
592
00:20:07,884 --> 00:20:10,135
Turns out, the Johnson family traditions...
593
00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:12,016
- * You better stop *
- Were stronger than ever...
594
00:20:12,018 --> 00:20:14,663
- * The love you save may be your own * .
- ... Including the one where I do this.
595
00:20:14,665 --> 00:20:16,180
Hey, son, hold out your right hand.
596
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,363
- All right.
- Watch this.
597
00:20:17,365 --> 00:20:19,319
- * You're headed for the danger zone *
- (Laughs) Prank king!
598
00:20:19,321 --> 00:20:21,047
Afro!
599
00:20:21,115 --> 00:20:22,682
Afro!
600
00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:27,298
You know Jordan? (Scoffs)
601
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,042
Yeah, I met him at a golf tournament once.
602
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,548
(Groans)
603
00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:32,313
What about Ray from Account?
604
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,891
Of course! I don't play with my money.
605
00:20:35,805 --> 00:20:38,501
- Craig and them?
- No!
606
00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:40,502
(both laughing)
607
00:20:40,503 --> 00:20:41,829
Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
608
00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:43,830
- From Long Beach?
- Yeah.
609
00:20:43,831 --> 00:20:46,470
- I went to their barbecue last summer.
- Damn it!
610
00:20:46,471 --> 00:20:48,634
Josh can't be right.
611
00:20:48,635 --> 00:20:52,202
Between the two of us, there has to
be a black person that we don't know.
612
00:20:53,915 --> 00:20:56,907
- Dionne Warwick?
- Wonderful woman,
613
00:20:56,908 --> 00:20:58,571
generous lover. (Laughs)
614
00:20:58,572 --> 00:20:59,735
- What!?
- What?
615
00:20:59,737 --> 00:21:01,470
I didn't... I didn't say nothing.
616
00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:03,352
Hm.
617
00:21:03,353 --> 00:21:08,353
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