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( upbeat blues theme playing )
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( knock on door )
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I told you in the lobby,
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I didn't steal
your stupid Newsweek.
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It's Liz.
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Oh, hey, come on in,
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it's open.
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Hey,
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I was about to call
Ming's Palace.
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What--? What do you want?
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Uh, Lo mein or Mu shu?
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No way. No more take-out.
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Even Chinese cannibals
don't eat this much Chinese.
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Tonight, I'm cooking.
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Can you cook Chinese?
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I'm making gazpacho.
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You can use chopsticks
if you want to.
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Oh.
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So how was your day?
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What?
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Oh, yeah.
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Catch me,
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I'm weak in the knees.
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Well, you know.
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Well, I'm just gonna go
freshen up,
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and I'll get dinner started
in a minute.
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All right, all right.
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Driver's license,
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Oh, boy, glad I didn't see
that picture first.
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National Organization for Women
has a credit card?
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For what, shoes?
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John?
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Yeah?
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There's, uh, wine in there
if you wanna open it.
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Okay.
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Huh.
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Aspirin.
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LifeSavers.
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Pepper spray?
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Huh.
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Must have come
with that credit card.
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( door opens )
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Did you open it?
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What?
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Uh, I didn't--
I didn't open anything.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I probably
shouldn't have asked you.
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Probably hard with your shoulder
and everything, huh?
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How is it?
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What? Oh, a little stiff,
actually.
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You know something?
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Maybe I should take
a couple of aspirins.
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You want to, uh--?
Want to give me some?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't have any aspirin.
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Really?
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You're not gonna
believe this.
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Last night
I'm with Liz, right,
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my shoulder's hurting,
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and-- And I ask her
for a couple of aspirin,
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which I happen to know
she has in her purse.
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She lies to me and tells me
she doesn't have any.
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You haven't been here
for two weeks.
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No hello?
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No nothing?
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Hello.
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Does that do it for you?
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Hello. There's one
for you too,
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so don't you start
bitching.
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You know, the amazing thing
isn't that you got shot.
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It's that you don't
get shot more often.
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BECKER:
Just try to focus, will you, please?
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The amazing thing is that
Liz didn't give me any aspirin.
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And I knew for a fact
she had aspirin in her purse.
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How did you know
she had aspirin in her purse?
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That's not important.
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See, the point is--
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Wait, wait,
wait a minute.
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How did you know?
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You snooped in her purse,
didn't you?
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What? No, no, I did not
snoop through her purse.
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The purse was sitting
on my counter.
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It was wide open,
and I happened to notice
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a-- A tin of aspirin.
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Oh, so it was right on top?
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It was near the top.
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So you had to move stuff
out of the way to see it?
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All right, fine,
it was right on the top.
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Look, anyway,
here's what's bothering me--
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Becker, don't you see
how dishonest this is?
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Exactly.
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How can I trust someone
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who would lie to me
about aspirin?
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How can she trust someone
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who's gonna
snoop through her purse?
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She makes a good point.
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Oh, you know, why do I even
bother talking to you people?
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Just give me some coffee,
will you?
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How do you know
I have coffee?
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Oh, shut up.
Ha-ha!
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You know, make that coffee
to go, as a matter of fact.
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I always make it to go.
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Now go.
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( laughing )
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( blues theme playing )
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( blues theme playing )
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Greetings, riffraff.
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Headlights.
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Deadlights.
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So Bob just came from
a settlement conference
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with the soon-to-be
ex-wife.
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It worked out well.
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We did a fifty-fifty split.
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She gets to live
inside the house,
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and I get to live outside.
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I don't even know your ex-wife,
Bob, but I really like her.
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Bottom line,
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this wrinkled little thing
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is all Bob has left
in the whole world.
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Oh, please tell me
he's holding up money.
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Yup, my last dollar.
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Ah, but I guess
things could be worse.
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At least I'm better off
than old View-Master here.
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Bob, lay off Jake.
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Every time you're in here,
you call him View-Master,
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Dead Lights,
Blinky, Hawkeye,
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Specs,
Little Stevie--
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Okay, Reg,
you made your point.
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Hey, it's all right.
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Bob's going through
a rough time.
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Poor guy's down
to a lousy dollar.
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What can you buy
for a buck?
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Well, except for maybe
dreams.
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What're you talking about?
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Oh, nothing.
You know what,
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this is
none of my business.
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No, no, Bob is intrigued.
Tell me more.
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Just that, if it were me, I--
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I'd be tempted
to go buy a lotto scratcher,
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try and change my luck.
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Hey, what've I got to lose?
I'll give it a try.
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Here,
knock yourself out.
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You carry them on you?
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Well, I keep one in my pocket
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just to pick stuff
out of my teeth.
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BOB:
Hey.
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Bob won 20 bucks.
What?
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All right.
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This'll buy
three new dress shirts
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and a half a pound
of faux crabmeat.
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Well, if that's
all you need in life, fine.
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I mean, but the grand prize
is $50,000.
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( chuckles )
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Now that's
life-changing money.
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Fifty grand?
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You're right.
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It could be
a whole new beginning.
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Give me 20 more tickets.
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Coming right up.
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( chuckles )
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Hey, thanks for
looking out for me.
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Well, you know,
as best you can.
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Jake, what are you doing?
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You hate that
little grease stain.
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Besides, no one
ever wins those things.
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It's just an excuse
to get pathetic losers
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to blow
their life savings.
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You know, okay,
you may win a little,
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but eventually you--
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( chuckling )
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Oh, you're evil.
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Look, I'm gonna
make him think
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that there's a light
at the end of the tunnel.
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Then I'm gonna be the train
coming the other way. Heh-heh!
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( blues theme playing )
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Margaret, don't
just stand there.
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We have to get
everything ready for the party.
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Dr. Becker's
coming back today.
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Believe me, the party's over.
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Don't worry,
I won't make a big deal.
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Here, put this on.
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And here's
your noisemaker.
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Now come over here
and help me move the piano.
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Linda, we are not
having a party.
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He would hate that.
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Well, maybe Dr. Becker's
not so crabby anymore.
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After all,
he was shot.
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That changes a person.
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It's like
in those old movies
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where the meanest,
nastiest, grumpiest,
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most stick-up-his-butt
guy in town
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has a brush with death
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and suddenly turns nice.
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Oh, uh,
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I was talking about somebody
else with a stick up his butt.
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Welcome back.
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John, welcome back.
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How are you feeling?
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Get this.
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Last night Liz lied to me about
having aspirin in her purse
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'cause she didn't wanna
give me any.
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What do you think
of that?
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How did you know
she had aspirin in her purse?
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Wh-- Why--?
Why does everybody
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keep missing the point
of this story?
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You snooped through her purse,
didn't you?
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No, I did not.
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Look, this is not
about snooping.
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This is about
being honest,
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which Liz wasn't when she
lied to me about the aspirin.
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Mm-hm.
Oh, you know--
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Anyway, I want this
to be an easy day for you,
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so I cut back
on your appointments.
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Now, if you need
anything at all,
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you just ask me because
I don't want you to have to--
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Margaret, Margaret,
I'm fine.
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You know, don't worry.
I can take care of myself.
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Help me take this off,
will you?
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All right.
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But just make sure
that you change your bandage
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every three hours.
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Yes, Mother.
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Now, you wanna burp me,
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or can I see
my first patient?
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Oh, all right.
Noel Flecklin is in One,
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and from what he said,
it's just simple dermatitis.
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I'm sure he only needs
cortisone cream.
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Thank you for
your diagnosis, doctor.
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Now, if you don't mind,
I'll look for myself.
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Oh, jeez, Mr. Flecklin,
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you're-- You're naked.
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Why?
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I got a little rash.
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I thought you might wanna
take a look at it.
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Well I don't really
have much of a choice
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at this point, do I?
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You know, we got--
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We got paper gowns
for just such an occasion.
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Hell, we-- We got lead goggles
for just such an occasion.
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Hey, I got nothing
to be ashamed of.
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You know, the human body's
a beautiful thing.
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Oh, well, some are,
some aren't.
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All right, you wanna show me
where this rash of yours is?
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Yeah, it's right here.
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Aw, jeez.
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So, what do you think I got?
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No regard whatsoever
for your fellow man.
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You know, put--
Put your leg down.
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( blues theme playing )
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Here's where I'm at.
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Liz didn't want me
to have any of her aspirin.
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Why?
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Why? You know,
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is she selfish?
Is she a liar?
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Is this some kind
of mind game?
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Damn it, things
were going so well,
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and now this--
This aspirin thing.
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Well, maybe
she's hoarding aspirin
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because to go out with you,
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she needs all the aspirin
she can get.
260
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Or here's a crazy thought:
261
00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:57,428
Maybe she simply forgot
she had aspirin in her purse.
262
00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:02,533
It's an intriguing theory.
263
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,634
I'm gonna check that out.
264
00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,436
I'll get back to you.
265
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,671
I'll be on the edge of my seat.
266
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,075
Hey, Gulliver, I'm trying
to get in. You mind?
267
00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,544
Yeah, not so much now
that I'm getting out.
268
00:10:14,812 --> 00:10:16,680
So, Jake, you know
those tickets you sold me?
269
00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:17,714
I sure do.
270
00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:18,916
Well, I won 100 bucks.
271
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,085
Oh, I'm sorry, Bob,
you can't win-- What?
272
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:23,921
Just like you said,
Bob's luck is changing.
273
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,022
Now pay up.
274
00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,792
Oh, wait a minute.
R-Reg, is this true?
275
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,093
Ugh, afraid so.
276
00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,561
He got three Giulianis.
277
00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:33,664
Hey, that's cool, Bob.
I mean,
278
00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:36,134
not that 100 bucks'll
change your life,
279
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,768
but it is
an opportunity
280
00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,536
to invest
in 100 more chances
281
00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,972
to win the big money.
282
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:45,609
The really big
life-changing money.
283
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,178
( chuckling mischievously )
284
00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:50,280
( blues theme playing )
285
00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:16,708
What are you doing?
286
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,176
Huh? Oh, I'm just
cleaning out my wallet.
287
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,346
It's amazing all the junk
you accumulate.
288
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,580
I mean,
289
00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:26,083
I got stuff in here
I never use.
290
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,418
Like money?
291
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,487
( chuckles )
292
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:32,056
No, I mean, oh, like this.
293
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,859
Yeah, I got a coupon
for free yogurt.
294
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,594
Expired a year ago.
295
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,229
Dry-cleaning receipts.
296
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:41,599
I completely forgot
I had that.
297
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:44,569
Has that ever happened
to you?
298
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,171
You know,
do you ever, uh...?
299
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,906
Do you ever forget
you have stuff in,
300
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,208
I don't know,
301
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,177
your purse?
302
00:11:53,645 --> 00:11:55,012
Never.
303
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,348
I know everything
in my purse.
304
00:11:58,049 --> 00:11:59,583
Everything.
305
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:03,554
Really?
306
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,489
( blues theme playing )
307
00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:10,328
( blues theme playing )
308
00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:14,464
Well, why would you
say that?
309
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:16,466
I-- I was not snooping
in her purse.
310
00:12:16,468 --> 00:12:18,169
And, anyway, the--
The point is,
311
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,537
if she knows every single thing
that's in her purse,
312
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,473
why didn't she give me
the aspirin?
313
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,308
Right.
314
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,010
Is it okay
if I use your bathroom?
315
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,078
What? Oh, yeah.
316
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,278
It's in there.
317
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:36,287
John, you are getting
too worked up about this.
318
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,922
It can't be good
for your blood pressure.
319
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,391
I mean, after all,
you are still recuperating.
320
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,493
Margaret, I'm fine.
Well, just the same,
321
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,996
I moved some appointments around
for you this afternoon
322
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,864
so that you can have
an hour to relax.
323
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,032
Oh, good.
324
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,367
Give me some time
to sort out this aspirin thing.
325
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:53,170
No, I meant if you wanna
take a rest.
326
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,572
Margaret, will you
stop, please?
327
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,873
I don't need a nanny.
328
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:59,142
Will you quit hovering around me
like one of those--?
329
00:12:59,144 --> 00:13:01,612
Come on, help me here.
Wh-- What hovers?
330
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,113
Oh, just forget it.
331
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,682
Fine.
332
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,055
Oh, good, Linda,
I'm glad you're here.
333
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,089
You are?
334
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,057
Yeah, yeah.
335
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,459
I wanna
ask you something.
336
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,761
It has--
Has to do with aspirin.
337
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,095
I'm allergic to aspirin.
338
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,129
It-- That doesn't matter.
339
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,164
It could be anything.
340
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,298
It could be, uh, oranges.
341
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,600
It could be cars.
It doesn't matter.
342
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,168
Hm, let me think.
343
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,971
What could be aspirin,
oranges or cars?
344
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,339
It-- It doesn't matter.
345
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,407
( laughs )
346
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:31,708
I get it.
347
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,978
Okay, I have one
for you now.
348
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,647
What has two legs
but can't walk?
349
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,116
Oh.
Has two eyes but can't see?
350
00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:41,985
It's a potato!
351
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,754
No, that's not right.
352
00:13:45,456 --> 00:13:47,390
( blues theme playing )
353
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,798
Damn. I'm a loser.
354
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,634
We know that, Bob.
How's the lottery going?
355
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,469
What was Bob thinking?
The lottery's a fool's game.
356
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,337
Jake, I-I wanna turn in
the rest of these tickets
357
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,706
and get my money back.
358
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,607
Hey, come on, Bob,
your eye's on the prize.
359
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:04,808
I mean, 50 G's.
360
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,444
That's financial security,
361
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,579
a-- A big gold ring that says
"Bob" across three fingers or--
362
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:12,783
Or, who knows,
maybe even a place to live.
363
00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:15,319
Yeah.
364
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:18,322
A big gold ring.
365
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,323
Forget what I said.
366
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,992
I can do this.
All right.
367
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,526
Well, Reg,
you were wrong.
368
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,762
She didn't forget
she had any aspirin.
369
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,197
She told me she knows
every single thing
370
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,932
that's in her purse.
371
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:32,035
Did she know
you were in her purse?
372
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:35,206
Ah, don't-- Don't-- Don't try
and change the subject.
373
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,607
You know what I think?
374
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,842
I think you're trying
to sabotage this relationship.
375
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,244
Because for the first time
in years,
376
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,213
you've realized you're
growing close to someone,
377
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,380
and it scares you to death.
378
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,781
So you're trying
to create a problem
379
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,650
where there isn't a problem.
That's what I think.
380
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:49,086
Boy, two months of Psych 101,
381
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,955
and it's Vienna all over again.
382
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,191
You know what?
Forget it.
383
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,194
Here, aspirin.
384
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,896
A lifetime supply.
385
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,032
Why would you buy
this much aspirin?
386
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,032
Well, when you're here,
387
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,067
I give them out
instead of mints.
388
00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:08,806
Oh, my God.
389
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,640
Bob won! Bob won!
390
00:15:10,642 --> 00:15:12,576
Again? Oh, what--?
What'd you get this time, Bob?
391
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,677
Twenty bucks? Fifty bucks?
392
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,980
Ten grand!
( everyone cheering )
393
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,180
JAKE:
Liar.
394
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,550
No, it's true. And it's all
thanks to you, man.
395
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,718
No, it can't be.
396
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,186
Hey, some schmuck wins
every minute.
397
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,387
This time it's Bob.
398
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,021
Hold on, Bob.
399
00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:26,724
Ten thousand dollars?
400
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,659
Is that really
life-changing money?
401
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,260
Ha, not this time,
LensCrafter.
402
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,195
Bob's going to quit
while he's ahead.
403
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,364
He's a very happy man.
404
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,800
Boy, if my ex-wife
knew about this,
405
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,936
it would kill her.
406
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,971
God, I hope she's home.
407
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,907
( blues theme playing )
408
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,213
How could Reggie say
409
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,750
I'm not capable of having
a relationship with a woman?
410
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,817
I mean,
can you believe that?
411
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,419
Me. I've been married
and divorced twice.
412
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,820
Doesn't that say something?
413
00:15:57,855 --> 00:15:59,122
You're right.
414
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,659
Everybody else in the world
is wrong.
415
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,494
Is that the answer
you're looking for?
416
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,828
Well, it happens
to be the right answer,
417
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,098
but I don't think it's coming
from the right place.
418
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,066
Whatever you say.
419
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,201
It's time for you to take
your antibiotics.
420
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,603
I'll take them
when I'm ready.
421
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,105
It says "four times daily,"
and you already missed--
422
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,974
You know, Margaret,
I've got one woman in my life
423
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,608
who won't give me
any pills,
424
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,478
and the other one's trying
to shove them down my throat.
425
00:16:34,859 --> 00:16:38,461
Something's wrong.
I can tell.
426
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:40,530
Ever since you got back,
427
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:43,267
all you've done
is babble about aspirin.
428
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,836
Meanwhile, I have done
everything I can
429
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,505
to try and make things
easier for you,
430
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:51,141
but you treat me like I am just
one more annoyance in your life.
431
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:54,144
Look, Margaret--
You were shot, John.
432
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,046
You could have died.
433
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,216
And you act like nothing
even happened.
434
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,585
Look, I'm trying
not to dwell on it.
435
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,787
I wanna put all that behind me.
436
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,756
Well, I can't.
437
00:17:07,558 --> 00:17:10,160
Why is it when people
try to get close to you,
438
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,395
all you do is push them away?
439
00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:17,868
God knows why,
but I care about you.
440
00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:23,139
Margaret, you--
You know that I...
441
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:27,244
Well, I mean, we-- We...
442
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,913
What was that?
You care about me too?
443
00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:32,383
Well, you-- You know.
444
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:36,820
And you appreciate
the things I do for you?
445
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,222
And maybe you even need me?
446
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,693
That's good.
447
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,761
And over the years
448
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,432
you've grown to feel a true
and lasting affection for me?
449
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,168
Yeah, all that.
450
00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:54,505
Thank you.
451
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:58,042
( blues theme playing )
452
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,876
( door opens, closes )
453
00:18:03,114 --> 00:18:04,715
Hey, guys.
454
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,683
Becker, if the word "aspirin"
comes out of your mouth,
455
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,419
you're gonna eat this sponge.
456
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,087
Oh, no, don't worry, I'm--
I'm completely over that.
457
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,824
Yeah, it's been recently
brought to my attention
458
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,926
that when it
comes to relationships,
459
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,595
my priorities might be
a little out of whack.
460
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,432
Excuse me, but I'm the one
who told you that.
461
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,801
Oh, come on, Reg,
don't be so self-absorbed.
462
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,635
This is about me.
463
00:18:29,774 --> 00:18:31,242
Bob is depressed.
464
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,943
Yeah, well, don't--
Don't ask her for help.
465
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,811
She hasn't been right yet.
466
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:38,214
Turns out since Bob's ex
isn't his ex yet,
467
00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:39,349
she's staking her claim
468
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,918
to half of Bob's
lottery winnings.
469
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,053
Oh, don't bitch.
You still got five grand.
470
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,723
Yeah, but all that's going
to Bob's creditors and the IRS.
471
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,025
All Bob has left
are his good looks.
472
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,762
Well, at least
you've got your health.
473
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,830
Not even.
474
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,030
Turns out Bob's allergic
475
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,532
to the coating
on the lottery tickets.
476
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,734
Painful rash.
477
00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:01,137
Now you know why
they're called scratchers.
478
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:02,338
So Bob itches, Bob's broke,
479
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,174
and he's got $200
in medical bills.
480
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:07,377
Bob is screwed.
And not in a good way.
481
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:10,080
Jake is back.
482
00:19:15,086 --> 00:19:17,020
( blues theme playing )
483
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:23,928
Hi there.
484
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,396
( sighs )
485
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,699
You didn't have to tell me
this time.
486
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,500
Thanks.
487
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,801
Yeah.
488
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,368
( sighs )
489
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:33,970
It's good
to finally be here.
490
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,138
My day sucked.
491
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,974
Oh, really? I'm sorry.
Oh, it's okay.
492
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,575
Hey, if-- If you don't wanna
go to a movie,
493
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,144
we can stay here.
494
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,145
Oh, that's okay, it's okay.
I'll be fine.
495
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,513
I just have
a little headache.
496
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,217
Could you get me some water?
497
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:49,486
For what?
498
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,322
I'm gonna take an aspirin.
499
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:55,226
You-- You're gonna take
my aspirin?
500
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,593
Yeah, is that a problem?
501
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,063
Are you out of your mind?!
502
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,464
Excuse me?
503
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,564
A couple of nights ago,
504
00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:02,833
I asked you point-blank
505
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,868
whether or not you had
any aspirin in your purse,
506
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,869
and you said no!
507
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,804
I don't have any aspirin
in my purse.
508
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,172
Oh, yeah?
509
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,142
What do you call this?
510
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,477
An aspirin tin.
511
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,744
Exactly. And what's in it?
512
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,112
Allergy pills.
513
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:19,550
What?
514
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,684
I keep them in there
515
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,187
because it's a perfect size
for my purse.
516
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,022
Oh.
517
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,659
Okay, well, then let me
just get you that water.
518
00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:34,765
Oh, John?
519
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,400
Yeah?
520
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,470
How'd you know
what was in my purse?
521
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,672
Oh, let's not go off on
all kinds of tangents here.
522
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,674
You went through my things.
523
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,909
Li-- It wasn't as bad
as it sounds.
524
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,744
See, what--
What happened is you--
525
00:20:49,714 --> 00:20:51,949
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
526
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,451
You went straight to my file
cabinet to get the aspirin.
527
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,186
How do you know
I keep it there?
528
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:59,022
Well, that's where you keep
all of your medicine.
529
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,358
How do you know
where I keep my medicine?
530
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:06,329
Well, the other day
I was looking for something--
531
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,164
You were snooping.
532
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,866
You know what?
533
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,401
We're gonna be late
for that movie.
534
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,436
No, no, come on,
don't change the subject here.
535
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,205
What were you
looking for?
536
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,207
You looked through
my purse.
537
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,509
I looked through
your drawers.
538
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:21,578
Let's just, uh, say we're both
a little screwed up
539
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,446
and call it even.
540
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,481
Yeah, well,
541
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:25,949
I don't know about even.
542
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,085
I think you're a little more
screwed up than I am, you know.
543
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,354
I'm not the one who has therapy
every Tuesday morning.
544
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,555
You read my datebook?
545
00:21:33,324 --> 00:21:35,092
Oh, look what time
it is.
546
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,960
We're gonna miss previews...
547
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,829
( blues theme playing )
548
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:44,000
( upbeat blues theme playing )
549
00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:48,600
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