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[narrator]
At the US Army's bionic testing facility,
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far beneath the modest hunting cabin
of one-time vice president Dick Cheney,
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training was underway...
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Okay, open the cabinet please.
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[narrator]
...on the latest subject to receive
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a state-of-the-art robotic hand.
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Oh.
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Too hard.
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I think that was too hard.
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[narrator]
And although it wasn't a real home,
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Buster had been left...
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I can't take care of you anymore.
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[narrator] ...with little alternative.
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I need to get away, get away...
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You're hopelessly hopeless, Buster.
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It's as if they wrote that song
for my own son.
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Huh?
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Fine! I got my own family now.
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Army! And they want me.
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You guys want me, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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-[laughs]
-Once you learn how to use that thing,
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we're going to turn you
into a killing monster.
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Monster?
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[narrator]
But before he could become one,
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he needed to master a few basics.
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I got some on you.
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[narrator] And the basics...
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Yeah...
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you did get some on me.
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[narrator] Seemed to be moving slowly.
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[man] Yeah, that's on her.
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He got a little...
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It was too hard.
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[woman] I think it was as well.
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Let's go ahead and fast-forward
through the commercials.
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That's too fast. Okay, stop!
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There's Jon Cryer. Stop, that's Jon Cryer!
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[narrator] But Buster wasn't in a hurry
to leave his new family.
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We're back
at the Progressive Insurance lady.
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I'm better off just watching
the commercials.
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-Don't say that.
-[grunts]
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[narrator]
And behind the two-way mirror,
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the Army was rethinking
its investment.
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I hope this guy likes the music acts
on Saturday Night Live,
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because he's gonna be watching a lot
of them.
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[narrator]
Now the story of what happened
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when the one man who was holding
his family together
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finally let go,
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and the separate journeys
that eventually gave them no choice,
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but to come back together.
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It's Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences.
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-[man] How many remotes do we have?
-[woman] That was the only one.
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[narrator] As Buster was failing to adapt
to a new life...
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[man]
Do we have anybody from Pinky Team?
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Guys, he can't do this.
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[narrator] ...another Bluth family member
was in another hospital
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embarking on one.
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Lord, don't call this beautiful angel
home.
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[narrator]
Tobias had recently met the woman
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at what he believed
to be a method acting clinic,
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but was actually a methadone clinic.
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Carl Weathers used
to give us grape juice.
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But then, he'd add $5 to our credit card.
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-Well, here is to our acting addiction.
-Yep.
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May we never be cured.
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[narrator]
In fact, Debrie Bardeaux was an actress,
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having played the invisible woman,
Sue Storm, 20 years earlier
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in the low-budget version
of the Fantastic Four,
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produced by Imagine Entertainment.
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And Tobias was entranced.
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What interesting friends we've made.
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[narrator] And headed off to a food for
stuff swapping restaurant with Lindsay,
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who was equally entranced...
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A lot of people couldn't handle
a dumpster dive
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for their first double date.
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[narrator] With Debrie's boyfriend.
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Is that what this is?
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No, Lindsay, we're together.
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[narrator] But they wouldn't be for long,
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because after the methadone
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made DeBrie think
she was a piece of toast...
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DeBrie, that's our butter.
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We were gonna swap it for dessert.
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No, she's improvising.
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[narrator] Tobias ended up connecting
with her in the ladies room.
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I see a pretty face under
all that butter substitute,
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and I recognize you from somewhere,
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but it's not the Fantastic Four.
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It's from somewhere else.
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I've done some things I'm not proud of.
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Episodics? Been there.
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[narrator] She had been in a series
of softcore porn movies
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about women leading straight men
into gay sex,
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called Straight Bait.
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He's gay. If you want to have sex with me,
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then you've got
to have sex with him first.
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And if you don't want
to have sex with her,
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-you must be gay.
-I'll show you how not gay I am.
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[narrator] She did six of these movies.
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And after lunch, did three more.
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It's nice to be recognized, though.
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Marky Bark, sometimes he doesn't know
when I'm in the same room.
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The same with me and Lindsay.
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Maybe she's right.
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I've yet to make more money as an actor
than I ever did as a doctor.
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And that's with Countrywide behind me.
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You're a doctor? You can write scrips?
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I like to think so.
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You seem like you'd
be a good doctor/actor.
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[narrator]
It was the first positive reinforcement
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Tobias had had in ages.
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You remind me of...
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Billy Crystal--
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[narrator]
It would have broken Tobias' heart
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if he'd known she was about to say
Billy Crystal Meth, a funny drug dealer.
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I'm sorry, but Debrie,
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I've never met anyone
who understands me like you do.
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Or at all.
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Maybe with someone like you,
I could have a new start.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Did you see my license plate?
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A-N-U-S-T-A-R-T?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Did you see my Straight Bait movie
of the same name?
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We should be together, we should run away.
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[stammers] Oh, my gosh. Whoa!
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This is happening so fast.
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What do I do about Lindsay?
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Can I just improv my way out
of a marriage?
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Yes, and let's do this.
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Blackout.
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"And scene," as they say.
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Her heart stopped. She's dying!
Please, someone.
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She had too much butter.
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She's a very famous actress.
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Oh, my God, that's a butter face.
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How much butter did the patient have?
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I don't know,
a Star Trek chess set's worth?
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That Swappigans puts more people
in this hospital...
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Make way, people.
We got a 61-year-old male
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in full cardiac arrest coming through.
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You have to wait outside, sir.
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Be careful of her face.
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She's an actress. [wailing]
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[narrator] It's worth noting
he'd heard this Orange County hospital
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was a favorite of show business big shots
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seeking plastic surgery.
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We're both actors. [wails]
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[narrator] Tobias was both praying
for his new girlfriend...
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Please let her live.
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If you do, I promise I will devote all
of my acting talents to you.
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[narrator] And putting out some feelers
for a new job.
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I'll even keep working
in religious programming
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For less than scale--
for Christian scale, as it were.
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[narrator] Of course, he was referring
to what turned out to be
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the televised marriage escape act,
of his brother-in-law Gob.
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But if my hands are handcuffed,
I'll never...
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[narrator] A disaster, which landed Gob
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in the very same hospital bed
days earlier,
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and where he announced...
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I'm ready to settle...
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[narrator] ...down.
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As he yearned for a family, too.
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Marry me.
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[narrator]
And although she wouldn't provide one...
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I hope you read this.
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[narrator] She did offer him a lifeline
to the kingdom of the Holy Father,
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which he misread...
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I'm ready to let the son of Gob
enfold me.
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[narrator] Hoping to get some cash out
of his son instead.
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Have you been to the club "And" owned
by Jeremy Piven?
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I'm gonna be there tonight
about eight,
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maybe you could join me.
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-Obviously, it's me your fa--
-[beeps]
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I got it.
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Okay.
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[narrator] But the prayers made
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over the same hospital bed
by Tobias...
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...were soon answered.
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Makeup makes everyone
feel a little better.
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You didn't leave me. Everybody leaves me.
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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Excuse me, could you leave us?
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-Absolutely.
-Thank you.
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No, I'd like him to stay.
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Really?
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-Yeah.
-Okay.
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I'm afraid that you have tested positive
for chlamydia, syphilis,
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gonorrhea, hepatitis, pancreatitis,
trichomoniasis,
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non-gonococcal urethritis.
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all the "itis-es," really.
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And there's also a host of "osis-es."
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You know, what this means,
in non-medical terms,
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is that you have landed a real party girl.
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[Tobias] Will she be okay?
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We can treat all of these things,
but if she's really gonna be okay...
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she's going to have to tackle
this drug problem.
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You didn't tell me you had a drug problem.
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We met at a methadone clinic.
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Are you high, we met at an acting class.
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The Method One...
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I'm going to let you guys hash this out.
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I guess I shouldn't have lied
about being clean
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when I took that methadone,
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but I'll do better this time.
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Are you going to leave me
now that you know
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that I'm a druggie?
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DeBrie look, you are a gifted actress.
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When I first saw Straight Bait,
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there were two men making love,
but I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
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You watched Straight Bait?
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Oh just 2, 4 and 9.
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You were with a guy
who didn't care about you,
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but stick with me,
and I'll make you famous,
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then you won't need any drugs.
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Well, you're a doctor,
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you could get me signed out of here.
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So I can pursue my dream of acting?
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Of course I can.
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[narrator] But while Tobias was trying
to sneak out of a hospital,
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Buster was determined not to leave his.
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Ah! I blew it again.
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I'll never do it right.
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[narrator] And the Army began to suspect
that Buster was in no hurry to become
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the killing machine
that their internal documents
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perhaps over-promised.
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I'm a mons--
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Do you have any ice cream?
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Maybe it would work with ice cream.
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Now he wants ice cream.
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He's using us.
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It might be time for the Q test.
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The Q test? What's a Q test?
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[narrator] Gob was planning
on using someone as well,
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but as he waited for his son to arrive...
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I lost my wife...
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[narrator] He opened up about his life.
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I was in that storage unit
at the bottom of that rock.
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-It was like I hit--
-Rock bottom?
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No, not that.
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More like a trending downward moment.
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Maybe I'm being tested,
like that guy "Job" from the Bible.
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-Job. Job!
-Yes?
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Yes, sir.
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-Job.
-Yeah, that's me.
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I feel sorry for you, Pops.
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Hey, pal.
I'm not that much older than you, guy.
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[laughs]
250
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:47,003
Nah, I'm just here looking for my son,
trying to get some cash out of him.
251
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,339
You have another son?
252
00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:54,344
I have a brother? Oh, man!
253
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,805
Yes... Steve.
254
00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,141
-What's his name?
-Dave.
255
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:01,976
Dave Holt!
256
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,019
Yeah, Dave Holt!
257
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,522
[narrator]
Yes, Gob had been speaking to his son
258
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,856
for an hour and a half.
259
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,067
-Your mom's name is Eve?
-Yeah.
260
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,527
I [bleeps] a chick named Eve once.
261
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,487
Biggest mistake of my life.
262
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,322
[narrator]
And perhaps, it was because Gob
263
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,117
was inadvertently so warm to his son,
264
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,910
that Steve said this...
265
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,370
Would you want to come work with me?
266
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:22,747
Are you serious?
267
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,582
I'm in pest control, but...
268
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,251
Father and son?
269
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,002
What a great team.
270
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,504
It would be a great team.
271
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,257
But I don't... pest control. I don't know.
272
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:35,301
As long as I'm not being a pest to you,
right? I'm kidding.
273
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,349
Where is your place of business?
274
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,810
-One, eight, one...
-One, eight, one...
275
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,270
-Manville.
-Manville.
276
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Manville.
277
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What time do you start this pest control?
278
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Seven a.m.
279
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,863
And I'll be there at 6:45
with two cups of coffee.
280
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,115
[narrator]
As Gob reconnected with his family,
281
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,784
Buster was on the verge of losing his.
282
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,746
For after weeks of pretending
he couldn't control his hand,
283
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,082
crushing everything
it came in contact with...
284
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,667
We're running behind
with your testing, Buster.
285
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,127
We'll just be a few more minutes.
286
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,713
Thank you. Thank you. [gasps]
287
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,382
[narrator] Buster's deception was about
to be challenged
288
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:17,135
by the ominously titled "Q test."
289
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,762
Aren't you the cutest?
290
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,973
And he can't see us at all, correct?
291
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,517
[man] Why wouldn't be able to see us?
292
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,477
Because it's a mirror.
293
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,272
No, it's a window.
294
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,858
[Buster] All right.
295
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,735
Okay, let's take it down.
296
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,033
Send in the authority figure.
297
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,745
God help the kitten.
298
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:50,376
Ahem. How are you managing with that hand,
soldier?
299
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,838
-[Buster whimpering]
-[kitten meowing]
300
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,727
[narrator]
Gob was celebrating the night before
301
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,229
his first big day of work.
302
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:12,065
I bet it's been a long time
since you seen your...
303
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,652
-Cherry.
-I have lupus.
304
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,153
[spits]
305
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,238
Could have warned a guy.
306
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,366
[narrator] But showing off
did catch the attention of someone.
307
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,034
How about this?
308
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,953
How about you do that cherry trick
for my boy, Mark Cherry?
309
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,163
Mark Cherry, the baby-faced singer,
310
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,790
or Mark Cherry,
the baby-faced show runner?
311
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,291
Baby-faced singer.
312
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,961
He has loved magic
ever since he was a kid.
313
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,963
[narrator] Which was two years or earlier,
314
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:39,050
when Mark Cherry was the star
of a cable teen sitcom called...
315
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,176
Pop A ROT-C.
316
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:44,264
created by a long time writing veteran
of the TV show Cheers.
317
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,433
Soon, Mark Cherry became a pop sensation
318
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:50,937
off his co-written hit single
"Practice Kisses."
319
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,814
I have a gentleman who is about to do
320
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,440
a magic trick for you.
321
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,068
It's an illusion, a trick is something
a whore does--
322
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,569
Do a trick and I'll pay your bar tab.
323
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,906
-Who wants a trick?
-[cheering]
324
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,827
[narrator]
Gob had them in the palm of his hand.
325
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:10,123
It even got the attention
of a young actress named Rebel Alley,
326
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,501
who was there doing research
for an upcoming PSA...
327
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,420
[shrieking]
328
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,588
[narrator]
she'd soon be required to do by law.
329
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,550
Never yell "fire" in a crowded place.
It's never funny.
330
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,885
[man] I mean come on!
331
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,971
That's always funny!
332
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,974
[narrator] And she was intrigued
by this magical man.
333
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,059
That is David Spade.
334
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,938
-Check your purse.
-[crowd gasps]
335
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:34,939
Oh, man, paparrazo.
336
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:38,318
Great. The last thing I need is
to be seen partying with some tweens.
337
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,237
Dude, network's gonna flip
if there's another drunk photo of you.
338
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,156
-I know.
-We got to get you away from here.
339
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,158
Getting away is kind of my specialty.
340
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,328
I'll have us out of here in a flash.
341
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:53,499
Let's get out of here while they've still
got lighter fluid in their eyes.
342
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,585
[shouting]
343
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:58,212
[laughing]
344
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:02,258
-Nice moves, Get Away.
-Okay.
345
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,302
[narrator]
Gob had been accepted into the group,
346
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,640
which was bad news for Cherry's
business manager's son Josh Abramson.
347
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:16,230
Gob actually did end up
driving down Manville at 6:45 a.m.
348
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:19,650
I'll be right there. Start without me.
Start without me! [shouts]
349
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,362
He's not coming back.
350
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,864
[narrator]
The same couldn't be said for Tobias...
351
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,158
Her heart stopped. She's [bleeps] dying.
352
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,910
Hey, Dave, you shaved. I like it.
353
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,953
[narrator]
...who perhaps pushed DeBrie to act...
354
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:31,996
Hi, Mike, how was Ojai?
355
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,039
[narrator] ...before she was ready.
356
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,749
Okay, let's go back to something
357
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,084
you're more comfortable with.
358
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,711
We should resurrect
your most famous character,
359
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,171
Sue Storm.
360
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,590
We're gonna do
the Fantastic Four movie.
361
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,259
Well, I don't know about just yet, but...
362
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,262
DeBrie, if you make this leap with me,
363
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,724
I promise I'll have you splattered all
over Hollywood Boulevard.
364
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,434
How does that sound?
365
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,395
Confusing.
366
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:56,854
[narrator] It was.
367
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,983
Get your photo taken with Sue Storm,
from the Fantastic Four.
368
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,693
Is that Jessica Alba?
369
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,320
No, this is the original Sue Storm,
370
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,489
-DeBrie Bardeaux
-Who?
371
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,449
The original Sue Storm, DeBrie Bardeaux.
372
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,827
No, no free pictures, kids. No, no!
373
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,079
Scram, get out of here.Go! Go!
Get out of here.
374
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,747
I don't think this is working.
375
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,458
I need to get a regular job.
376
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,627
I do have a law degree.
377
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:23,131
I know, and I'm a doctor,
but, no, let's not settle.
378
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,341
It's the Fantastic Four.
379
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,760
No one recognizes one alone.
380
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,556
$10 gets you a picture
with real Hollywood characters.
381
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,808
What do you say, $10?
That's certainly cheap.
382
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,395
Hello, young man and his... uncle?
383
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,312
Neighbor?
384
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:39,730
Father.
385
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:40,940
Oh, that's terrific.
386
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,067
I'm Johnny Storm, the human flamer,
387
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,153
and this is Sue Storm, my sister
388
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,946
and fellow fighter in law.
389
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,322
Now watch as I get--
390
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:52,034
I have special effects.
Look, children love fire. [groans]
391
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,661
This isn't working either.
392
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,745
[sighs] You're right.
393
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,039
Two people in blue
doesn't say Fantastic Four.
394
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:58,875
You know what, though.
395
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,502
I think I may have just the thing.
396
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,172
Just "The Thing."
397
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:05,715
Cut to...
398
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,426
Now that I'm the iconic rock man
The Thing,
399
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,927
no one will misunderstand.
400
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,597
I'm sure the Blues Brothers here
will know who we are.
401
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,515
Excuse me, are you Sue Storm
and The Thing?
402
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,434
[narrator]
They were not The Blues Brothers.
403
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,560
Indeed we are.
404
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,687
[narrator] They were Orthodox members
of the law firm
405
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,356
Feinberg,Feinberg, Feinberg and Feinberg,
406
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,026
We represent Stan Lee
and Marvel Enterprises.
407
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,777
This is a cease-and-desist,
408
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:30,114
ordering you to stop impersonatingany
of our trademark characters.
409
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,365
Let me take a look at that.
410
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,951
-I have a law degree.
-No, DeBrie, I've got this.
411
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,411
Mr. Feinberg,
412
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,915
would it change your mind
if I offered you
413
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,250
a free Sue Storm armband?
414
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,127
[narrator] It did not change his mind.
415
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,340
Buster also found himself
without a uniform to wear
416
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,842
as he was being discharged from the Army.
417
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,011
Where am I supposed to go?
What am I supposed to do?
418
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,721
I have nowhere to live.
419
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,307
You should have thought about that
before you let that cat live.
420
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,018
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have nowhere to go.
421
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,146
I'm sorry, you're a veteran
and you have nowhere to go?
422
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,398
[narrator]
That's when he met Ophelia Love,
423
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,109
the devoted wife
of the candidate Herbert Love.
424
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,320
who was on a tour
of the veteran's hospital.
425
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,738
It's not Army's fault.
426
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,906
I'm a monster.
427
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,158
And what makes you think
you're a monster?
428
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,910
What do you see when you look at this?
429
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,249
I see a veteran whose hand I'd like
to shake.
430
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,292
Not that one.
431
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,628
I think you should meet my husband.
432
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,421
We may have something for you.
433
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:30,174
Perfect.
Wait, you didn't say "nothing," did you?
434
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,009
-Something.
-Something.Got it.
435
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,971
DeBrie, however, found herself
with no thing,
436
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,891
as they were told they could not continue
to pose as the Fantastic Four.
437
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,978
Can they really make us leave
Hollywood Boulevard?
438
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,647
Apparently in this instance,
paper beats rock.
439
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,606
You have rock?
440
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,025
No, I am your rock now.
441
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,571
Oh. So what are we gonna do now
that we don't have the rights?
442
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,198
We'll just go off brand.
443
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,243
We'll just change the names
and do a cheap, generic knockoff.
444
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,494
Kids don't care.
445
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,121
[narrator] But kids of cops do.
446
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,749
Get your picture taken with Rock Monster
and Ability To Be Invisible Person.
447
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:04,917
Hello, young man.
448
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,335
You're under arrest.
449
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,253
What?
450
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,838
Boom. Turn around. Let's go.
451
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,799
-I didn't--
-Let's go. Get up there. Come on.
452
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,385
If it happens again,
it will be a third strike.
453
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,554
The three strikes law is up for review
in the appellate courts,
454
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,472
but we really shouldn't be charging.
455
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,100
I know of a street in Garden Grove
where they don't police very much.
456
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,018
Okay.
457
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:34,155
[narrator] Hollywood Boulevard at night
is the playground of the hip, young
458
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,575
and successful,
and while Tobias may have just left,
459
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,661
Gob Bluth had finally arrived,
460
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,247
surrounded for the first time in his life,
461
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:47,627
by a group of admirers
that comprised LA's latest young elite.
462
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:51,047
There was Mark,
a pop star who had a level of fame
463
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,633
he could neither appreciate nor handle.
464
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:58,763
Trout, a Southern boy who had
a Northern man's taste in women.
465
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,766
JBJ, a weekend weatherman,
466
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,645
all week party boy
and a huge disappointment to his father.
467
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:10,566
Chris K, who was a lot like Trout,
but without the accent.
468
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:14,654
Oakwood, a studio teacher
who might have had his own entourage,
469
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:18,282
if his part hadn't been cut
from the pilot of Modern Family.
470
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,703
And of course, there was the man
they called "Getaway."
471
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,498
-Hey.
-Keep the limo running, Getaway.
472
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,708
[narrator]
For after running from two families
473
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,043
that wanted to be with him,
474
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:33,005
Gob ended up with a family of five guys
who didn't.
475
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,758
Tobias' family life wasn't much better.
476
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,510
I missed you out there.
477
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:39,887
DeBrie, what are you doing?
478
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,138
We're broke.
479
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,724
But you can't sell
your Fantastic Four costume.
480
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,851
No, I was gonna have sex with him.
481
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,603
For money.
482
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,063
No. Put that back on.
483
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,940
You don't have to
degrade yourself this way.
484
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,192
Hey, I'm not a thing.
485
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,069
Hey, I am a thing.
486
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,363
[narrator]
Only Buster, it seemed had a chance
487
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,781
at having a real family.
488
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,742
As Ophelia made the case to her husband
489
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,995
about the homeless vet
with the big heart and hand.
490
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,580
You want him to live with us?
491
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,749
He's a vet, Herbert.
492
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,918
And you yourself said,
you need something
493
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,753
to compete with woman
you're running against.
494
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:16,382
[narrator] Particularly after she had
adopted Perfecto.
495
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,551
It's like that movie The Blind Side.
496
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,680
I suppose we could
use a "Blind Side monster."
497
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,516
-[screams, grunts]
-[both gasp]
498
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,229
[narrator]
And as the other Bluths tried to find love
499
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,939
and be part of a family...
500
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,899
Welcome to the family.
501
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:37,361
[narrator] The Love family tapped Buster
to be part of theirs.
502
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,447
[laughing]
503
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,159
[narrator]
Unfortunately, Buster tapped back.
504
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,535
-Ow! Ow.
-[Ophelia] Oh.
505
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:49,457
[narrator] On the next Arrested
Development: Fateful Consequences...
506
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,751
To save his new family,
507
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,420
Tobias returns to the home of his old one
508
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,756
desperate enough to ransack the place,
509
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,341
when it appears someone
has beaten him to it.
510
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,384
Michael. No...
511
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,261
George Michael.
512
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,929
[Lucille 2] Somebody, help!
513
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,848
[narrator]
And he hears something awful.
514
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,142
♪ Why don't you get away ♪
515
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:12,688
♪ You're hopelessly hopeless... ♪
516
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,816
[screaming]
517
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,193
Stop it, Chicken!
518
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,445
Somebody, help!
519
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,362
Lucille 2.
520
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,741
[narrator] And Tobias ends up being
a superhero after all.
521
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,077
...or Alicia. Either one.
This woman's been attacked by an ostrich.
522
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,079
Oh, Tobias got a new girlfriend.
523
00:21:29,129 --> 00:21:33,679
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