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[yawns]
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[sniffs]
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So, uh, what are we doing?
Are we just--
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Do you not see
the phone to my ear?
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- I-- I do, but--
- What?
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- I said, I--
- You think this is some sort of joke?
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Maybe the one about the
interrup...ting cow? Moo!
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- Shut up. Look, I--
- [growls]
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Listen, you had just
better put Mr. Vandertunt
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on the line this instant!
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Well, then, go find him.
[gasps]
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Oh. Well, then--
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Hello? Ass!
Apparently that was your brother.
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- What?
- Cecil?
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- [growls loudly]
- [growls]
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- Seriously.
- And let me guess--
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- He--
- Let me guess!
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- He said he didn't believe that I'd been kidnapped.
- Yes, he--
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Has this happened before?
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No. I don't know.
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- Well, he--
- Hey, do you need me for this?
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Yes! Because I've been awake
for, like, three days.
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- Your point being?
- I desperately need sleep?
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- You can sleep when you're dead.
- It may literally come to that.
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Because Len Trexler is going to be
left holding a very empty bag on this.
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And to make that happen, I need you
to drive out to Vandertunt Castle
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and convince the old man I'll mail
her home in several different boxes.
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- [growls]
- But not really,
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- though, right?
- Well--
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- No!
- Well--
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Look...
[yawns] I can't drive
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way the hell out there
without some sleep. I--
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[singsongy]
I have Dexedrine.
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Ah, and the universe provides.
[pills rattle]
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Okay, so, once I'm out
there, [pills crunching]
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how am I supposed to convince
Vandertunt you're serious?
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Take him a finger.
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- Huh?
- But not one of mine, though, right?
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- No!
- Well--
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I'm not taking him
anybody's finger.
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I'm just trying to save you a trip.
How--
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I mean, you don't want to drive all the
way out there just to have him say,
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"On second thought, to make this
happen, we're going to need a finger."
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Nobody has ever said, "To make this
happen, we're going to need a finger."
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Oh, you'd be surprised.
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[shudders]
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- Synced and corrected by honeybunny -
- Re-synced and adjusted by darthfrede - www.addic7ed.com
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The last thing I wanted
to get mixed up in is
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a kidnapping, even one as phony
as a three-dollar bill.
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Because doing a stretch in jail
would be the least of my worries.
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Vandertunts have enough juice
in this town to make sure
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I never even see
the inside of a cell.
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So I am not
looking forward to this.
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Plus I bet
that creepy old joint's
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as haunted
as Mrs. Muir's twat.
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- Hmm.
- I know, right?
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Oh, also, when I said I'd take
you to the bus station...
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[tires screeching]
[man yells]
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[exclaiming]
[laughing]
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[Figgis]
Typical Archer.
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Figures he'd be a goddamn slob.
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Uh, I think maybe
somebody tossed the place?
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Oh. Yeah. Maybe.
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Wonder what they were after.
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Who knows? Maybe some poor
dumb bastard broke in here
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to steal back the photos
of his cheatin' wife gettin'...
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[clears throat]
Sorry.
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- Why--
- I was gonna say "flap-hammered."
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Why do you constantly
bring that up?
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- What, Archer hammering your wife?
- Yes!
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- In her flaps?
- Yes!
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[muffled audible
shrug] [sighs] Okay.
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Well, we're not gonna
find any clues to lead us
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to Charlotte Vandertunt
in this dump, so let's--
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Yeah. There's no telling
where she is.
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[mock gasp] And if we
don't know where she is?
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It's... frustrating?
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No. Then nobody
knows where she is.
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- Uh-huh.
- Including her father!
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- Yep.
- Which means we can just tell him
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we kidnapped her, collect the ransom
ourselves, and then pay off Trexler!
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Ohh. Okay. Yeah.
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But on some level, it's also
gotta be pretty frustrating.
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Not as frustrating as you!
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In the meantime, she was at Dreamland
with Archer the other night.
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[line ringing] So go snoop around,
see if you turn up anything.
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[chuckling] Besides a
cold brewski, am I right?
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Hello? Yes,
Vandertunt Castle, please.
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Damn it, I don't care if the number's
unlisted! This is a police emergency!
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Thank you.
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- That worked?
- Why are you still here?
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Yes, hello.
This is, uh--
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[clears throat]
uh, ze kidnapperz.
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[wheezy, gravelly voice]
Please hold the wire.
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I apologize for the heat. It's
positively tropical in here.
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But that's how Father
prefers it.
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Can he hear us?
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Oh, yes.
He's just being rude.
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[loudly] Father, say hello
to Charlotte's kidnapper.
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No, no--
I-I-I didn't kidnap her.
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I'm just sort of
a go-between.
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A fine distinction,
legally speaking.
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I know, but look, I'm just trying
to make sure she gets home safely.
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In exchange
for one million dollars.
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According to the person, or persons,
who asked me to deliver the message.
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Whom I'm sure
she's boring senseless
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with her constant raving
about incest.
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- Uh, I wouldn't know about that.
- Oh, it's when, uh--
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- I know what it is.
- [quietly] Did you know it's forbidden?
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Everybody knows it's forbidden.
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Oh, you'd be surpri--
Yes, Pelham?
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[wheezy, gravelly whispering]
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Ohh. Mm-hmm!
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Yes, I think a finger
should suffice.
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Oh, is he taking drink orders? 'Cause I could
go for a couple of fingers of Old Buncombe.
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- Like, a whole handful.
- At 7:00 a.m., you care for bourbon.
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- Deeply.
- Very well.
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Finish your call, Pelham,
and then Mr. Archer needs a drink.
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I hate to say "need."
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- Well--
- Yeah.
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Pelham has had the most
interesting telephone call.
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Tell me, Mr. Archer,
does, or do,
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your person, or persons, possess
an accent vaguely Germanic?
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That's pretty confusing, but no.
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Most confusing, yes,
because such a person
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is on the telephone just now,
claiming that he is the kidnapper.
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"He"? I mean, what?
Th-That's impossible.
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Yes, even Charlotte
isn't stupid enough
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to get herself kidnapped by two
different kidnappers at once.
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- Well--
- Which means one of you is lying.
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So I'm afraid I shall have to ask for
proof you actually have Charlotte.
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What kind of-- Wait.
Oh, no.
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Yes. I'm afraid
I require... a finger.
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I-I could bring you her. Just drive
by the house. She can wave to you.
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Mmmmmmmmmmm, no.
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I-- That's-- - Then how about a photo
of her holding today's newspaper?
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Mmmm, well, now, that could work.
Yeah, it's--
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Just make sure
that she's holding the newspaper with nine fingers.
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Aw, goddamn it.
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- Well, actually seven.
- What?
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You know,
not counting her thumbs.
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And then, obviously,
bring me her severed finger
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and the photograph
so that I may compare the two.
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[sighs]
Yeah. Um, obviously.
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Father, say good-bye to
Charlotte's ostensible kidnapper!
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[sighs] So I guess that's
a no on the bourbon?
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Yes. Good-bye.
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[sighs] Where the hell am I
supposed to find a finger?
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Hello? Hello?
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Hey, listen to me.
Whoever you are,
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and whatever this whole
thing is, I don't want it.
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Well, I'm very sorry
to hear that.
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- Well, too bad, because--
- Because you're getting it,
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whether you want it or not.
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So, let's get to it, shall we?
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No. Look-- Look, listen.
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I didn't know, okay?
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I thought
this was gonna be, like,
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some pull-on fake feet, man,
not-- not--
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Oh, sweet Jesus Lord God Christ,
not some freaky metal robot legs!
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[meows]
That'll do, Schnuckiputzi.
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[meows] And also, it's
not just the legs.
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No, you crazy Kraut bastard, I don't
want any part of those parts!
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But your employer, Mr. Trexler, does.
It's not his body!
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Look, I'm just following orders.
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What? That's what
the Nazis said!
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Okay, yeah, tell me about Nazis.
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[grunting]
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[slurred]
What is taking so long?
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[speaking German]
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[meows]
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I said, that will do!
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[purring]
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[slurping]
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Mm.
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Mm. What a load of shit.
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I should be looking
for my partner's killer,
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but instead I'm looking
for a damn finger.
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[tires screeching]
[belches]
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[gulps, belches]
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[hot dog thuds]
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[Poovey grunts]
[body thuds]
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[body being dragged]
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[sawing]
[Krieger humming]
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[sawing stops]
[humming stops]
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[sawing resumes]
[humming resumes]
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[sighs]
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[speaking German]
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[air-raid siren in distance]
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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Well,
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- I hate to say I told you so.
- Do you?
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No. It's one of the few
great pleasures in life.
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- Hang on. Do you live in here?
- No, you ass!
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I live in the ten-room
penthouse apartment upstairs.
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Oh.
You don't happen to have
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a bunch of surplus fingers
up there, do ya?
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- What do you think?
- Honestly?
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Hardy-har-har.
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If you need a finger,
just take one.
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But-- No, I'm not
cutting off her...
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[snoring loudly]
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Man, that septum
is deviated, huh?
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That's not her.
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- [Archer] Poovey?
- Mm-hmm.
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Tried to break into the club
first thing this morning.
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I assume looking for
Drooling Beauty over there.
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Yeah, you really threw a monkey
wrench into Figgis' plan.
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His plan?
Yeah, to ransom her off.
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- Why?
- Wh-- To pay back Trexler.
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- For what?
- What are you--
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For the sex slaves
Trexler was gonna--
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Oh, I get it!
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- Do you?
- You're saying this is all my fault.
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- Isn't it?
- I-- Look, this whole fiasco started
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because I came to you for help!
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- Exactly.
- Whose fault is that?
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Son of a-- That is so--
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So now I gotta go
find a goddamn finger?
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And if I were you, I'd take one
of her rings to put on it.
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They say the devil's
in the details.
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- And silk pajamas.
- What?
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- Get up, you lummox!
- Huh?
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Wuzza-- What the--
Archer?
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Get up, dummy.
We gotta go.
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You better pray to God
it wasn't you who hit me,
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because whoever it was...
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hits like a weak
little bitch of a girl,
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who was born with some kind of
little bitch of a birth defect,
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so that instead of a fist, she just
has this tiny little bitch of a...
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nubbin.
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And I guess I'll drive, since
you clearly have a concussion.
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Yeah, not feeling great.
235
00:12:00,148 --> 00:12:01,749
[smacking lips]
236
00:12:01,783 --> 00:12:03,150
[gulps]
Ahh.
237
00:12:03,184 --> 00:12:05,252
You know you're killing me, right?
Sorry,
238
00:12:05,286 --> 00:12:08,455
are you talking to me, or just
meat-stuffed intestines in general?
239
00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:10,457
Figgis is counting
on that ransom money.
240
00:12:10,492 --> 00:12:13,127
- I can't double-cross him again.
- Why not?
241
00:12:13,161 --> 00:12:16,230
Because if he finds out, somebody's
gonna find me in a hole in the desert.
242
00:12:16,264 --> 00:12:19,466
- [laughs] No, they're not.
- Exactly!
243
00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:22,803
Look, it's your own fault for doing
right by all those Chinese broads.
244
00:12:22,837 --> 00:12:25,806
- Talk about no good deed.
- It was a good deed.
245
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,308
And now I need you to help
me do another good deed.
246
00:12:28,343 --> 00:12:31,912
Defraud an old man
out of a million dollars using a severed human finger.
247
00:12:31,946 --> 00:12:33,781
And reunite a family.
248
00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:35,783
Of daughter
and sister-bangers.
249
00:12:35,817 --> 00:12:37,885
Alleged daughter
and sister-bangers.
250
00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:40,087
[sighs]
251
00:12:40,121 --> 00:12:43,190
[muffled]
Well, let's go to the morgue.
252
00:12:43,224 --> 00:12:45,292
- That's the spirit.
- [gulps]
253
00:12:45,326 --> 00:12:46,927
[hot dog thuds]
[tires screeching]
254
00:12:46,961 --> 00:12:47,928
[belches]
255
00:12:47,962 --> 00:12:49,329
[man]
Excuse me?
256
00:12:49,364 --> 00:12:52,299
I said,
I'm looking for a corpse.
257
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:57,070
White, female, mid-30s, fresh,
within, say, the last 12 hours.
258
00:12:57,105 --> 00:12:59,072
Jesus Christ, every full moon.
259
00:12:59,107 --> 00:13:01,275
Beat it, ya sicko,
before I call the cops.
260
00:13:01,309 --> 00:13:04,678
I am the cops, asshole!
I'm working a missing persons!
261
00:13:04,712 --> 00:13:06,346
Well, maybe lead with that, huh?
262
00:13:06,381 --> 00:13:08,782
Just buzz me in, ya hump.
[door buzzing]
263
00:13:11,119 --> 00:13:13,821
[gulps, belches]
[Archer] Jesus Christ.
264
00:13:13,855 --> 00:13:16,423
What is it, National Hot Dog Day?
No.
265
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,358
- There isn't one.
- Yet!
266
00:13:18,393 --> 00:13:21,428
- Can you...
- Oh, right. LAPD. We're looking for a--
267
00:13:21,463 --> 00:13:24,932
Missing persons, yeah.
White female, 30s, brand-newly deceased.
268
00:13:24,966 --> 00:13:26,834
Your jerk-off partner's
already back there.
269
00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:28,068
[sighs]
Our what?
270
00:13:28,102 --> 00:13:30,737
Eyeglasses, dark hair,
gray at the temples,
271
00:13:30,772 --> 00:13:33,407
mouth like somebody used a tomato
capper to scoop out a pig's asshole
272
00:13:33,441 --> 00:13:35,175
and glued it under his nose?
273
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,277
Aw, shit!
[door buzzing]
274
00:13:39,747 --> 00:13:41,181
Are you nuts?
275
00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:43,984
- Do you wanna get caught?
- We're not gonna get caught.
276
00:13:44,018 --> 00:13:46,753
Now shut up, put these on,
and follow my lead.
277
00:13:46,788 --> 00:13:49,823
Aw, jeez.
He's really doing it.
278
00:13:49,858 --> 00:13:51,959
[sighs]
Sorry, lady.
279
00:13:51,993 --> 00:13:54,795
But if you think about it,
which I guess you can't,
280
00:13:54,829 --> 00:13:58,365
this whole thing
is Archer's fault, so...
281
00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:01,068
[muffled gag]
[whispering] Will you get in position?!
282
00:14:01,102 --> 00:14:03,203
[quietly]
Okay! Jesus!
283
00:14:03,238 --> 00:14:05,305
Okay. Jesus.
284
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,841
On one, two...
285
00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:09,710
Ohhhh...
286
00:14:09,744 --> 00:14:11,979
[crunch]
[disgusted groaning]
287
00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:13,413
[Archer, in English accent] Great Scott!
Wha--
288
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:15,682
Don't you move, you sick bugger!
289
00:14:15,717 --> 00:14:18,085
No-- No, no-- This-- This
isn't-- I-I can explain.
290
00:14:18,119 --> 00:14:20,754
You're damn right you will--
to the bobbies!
291
00:14:20,788 --> 00:14:22,890
By which I mean the police!
292
00:14:22,924 --> 00:14:25,058
I am the police.
293
00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:26,260
Well?
294
00:14:26,294 --> 00:14:27,828
Well, whaaa--
295
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:30,731
Holy shit!
I can't believe I did that!
296
00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:33,000
I can't believe
it took you so damn long.
297
00:14:33,034 --> 00:14:34,868
- What, are you hourly?
- Pfft!
298
00:14:34,903 --> 00:14:36,069
- [muffled] No.
- Wh--
299
00:14:36,104 --> 00:14:38,071
Where the hell did you get that?
300
00:14:38,106 --> 00:14:39,973
It was just sitting there.
301
00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:42,376
That could've been
inside somebody.
302
00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:45,479
[muffled grunting]
303
00:14:45,513 --> 00:14:47,080
[gulps, sighs]
304
00:14:47,115 --> 00:14:48,949
Well, it is now.
305
00:14:48,983 --> 00:14:50,851
[belches]
306
00:14:54,553 --> 00:14:56,985
Anything, whatever, a little box.
307
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,739
[Poovey] Aren't we supposed
to put it in milk?
308
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,008
But-- That's for a tooth, dummy,
309
00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:03,344
if you're gonna put it
back in somebody.
310
00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:07,081
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Now, what are we gonna do about him?
311
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,616
[chuckles] I actually have
some thoughts on that.
312
00:15:11,086 --> 00:15:12,653
He'll freeze to death in there!
313
00:15:12,687 --> 00:15:15,122
No, he won't.
I'll call them in, like, half an hour.
314
00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:17,057
- Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What?
315
00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:20,227
[chuckling]
Strip him.
316
00:15:22,731 --> 00:15:25,232
Really wish we hadn't
have done that.
317
00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:27,434
I can never unsee him naked.
318
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,937
I mean, the size of that thing.
319
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:33,073
Hollow that big bastard out, you
could use it for an umbrella stand.
320
00:15:33,108 --> 00:15:34,608
Ugh!
321
00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:39,146
- Goddamn it!
- What?
322
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:41,281
[Cecil] Oh, I suppose
I'm just surprised.
323
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,183
Why? You said
you wanted her finger,
324
00:15:43,218 --> 00:15:45,352
so, you know, here's her finger.
325
00:15:45,387 --> 00:15:48,122
- It's really in there?
- See for yourself.
326
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,392
Mmmmmmmmmm, no.
327
00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:52,593
I'm sorry?
328
00:15:52,627 --> 00:15:54,995
- I trust you. Unless...
- What?
329
00:15:55,029 --> 00:15:56,997
[shouting]
Father, do you wanna see
330
00:15:57,031 --> 00:15:59,666
Charlotte's ostensible
severed finger?
331
00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:01,201
No. We're good.
332
00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:03,036
Are you--
This could be anything!
333
00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:04,605
It could be a piece
of a hot dog!
334
00:16:04,639 --> 00:16:06,340
- Eww!
- Don't you start!
335
00:16:06,374 --> 00:16:08,675
You say it's her finger,
I take you at your word.
336
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:12,045
And I assume you'll be in touch
shortly with complicated instructions
337
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,615
for the exchange of the ransom
money for my horrible sister?
338
00:16:14,649 --> 00:16:16,450
I mean...
339
00:16:16,484 --> 00:16:18,252
[Mother]
Good.
340
00:16:18,286 --> 00:16:20,988
- Then it's all settled.
- Yeah. Uh, I guess.
341
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,525
I'll expect the ransom within 24
hours, so you'll see to that.
342
00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:27,528
But-- And then you're gonna help me
find my partner's killer, right?
343
00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:30,097
All in good time,
Mr. Archer.
344
00:16:30,131 --> 00:16:31,999
Right.
[Charlotte inhales deeply]
345
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,200
[yawns]
346
00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,969
Is it just me...
[sniffs]
347
00:16:36,004 --> 00:16:38,038
or does it smell like finger?
348
00:16:38,072 --> 00:16:39,540
[device ratcheting]
[vital signs monitor beeping]
349
00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:42,576
[sighs]
Almost there.
350
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:45,312
So close.
351
00:16:45,346 --> 00:16:48,315
[distant explosions]
352
00:16:48,349 --> 00:16:51,785
[speaking German]
353
00:16:59,194 --> 00:17:00,194
[sighs]
354
00:17:11,005 --> 00:17:12,005
Oh!
355
00:17:20,148 --> 00:17:21,148
[sighs]
356
00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:34,061
[chuckles]
357
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:52,946
[both gasp]
358
00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:54,281
[weapons cocking]
359
00:18:32,954 --> 00:18:34,421
[cat]
360
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,399
[gasps]
361
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,531
[whistles]
[clacking]
362
00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:19,900
[growling]
363
00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:21,635
[general, men]
364
00:19:26,074 --> 00:19:28,308
[barking, growling]
[shouting in German]
365
00:19:28,343 --> 00:19:31,244
[men yelling, screaming]
366
00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:38,986
[screaming continues]
[growling continues]
367
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,788
[meows, purrs]
368
00:19:44,659 --> 00:19:46,727
[crying]
369
00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:54,601
[explosions grow closer]
370
00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:02,476
[explosions continue]
371
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:11,652
[dogs growling, snarling]
[nurse screaming]
372
00:20:11,686 --> 00:20:13,420
[clicking tongue]
Tu-tu.
373
00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:16,573
[meows]
374
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:18,775
[purring] Yeah, you're
just a widdle whore
375
00:20:18,809 --> 00:20:20,777
for the cuddles, huh?
376
00:20:20,811 --> 00:20:22,779
Okay, I gotta get some sleep.
377
00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:25,649
You be a good girl.
Who's a good girl?
378
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,551
Yeah, you're a good girl.
379
00:20:36,294 --> 00:20:37,894
[chuckling]
380
00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:39,863
[laughing]
381
00:20:39,897 --> 00:20:42,732
[whirring, clicking]
382
00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:45,669
[maniacal laughter]
383
00:20:55,485 --> 00:21:01,485
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