All language subtitles for Wonderland s02e14 Haunted.eng

I'm not scared. OK?

What are you telling...?

I'm contacting Immigration

and informing them
we're intending to charge you.

I'm going to help you.
You can get met out of this?

It never crossed my mind,
not for a second, that...

..I'd never see him again.

Since Jeremy, I can't feel like bad
things only happen to other people.

There's nothing wrong
with being casual.

The thing is, I'm not really
a casual type of girl.

Have you told Ava about Sasha?

Why would I do that?

Sasha was very beautiful,
but troubled.

Oh, well, she sounds...
Dangerous.

It's alright.

It's alright. Go back to sleep.

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Oh, my God.

What?

What, what?

Are you expecting someone?
No.

Do I look like
I'm expecting someone?

You look hot.

Hi, mate. What's up?

Someone is inside my place.

Oh, shit. Come in.

Did they, uh...
Did they take anything?

I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?

Look, someone's inside my place
right now.

And I was too gutless to go in.

Hi, Colette. I'm sorry to wake you.

Uh, you didn't. What happened?

I left my door open
when I took the garbage out.

And when I came back
it wasn't how I'd left it.

And then I heard a smash inside
and the light went out.

Do you think it's got to do with
Brazil?

What? No.

Yeah. Maybe.

I know you guys
don't want to be involved,

but you're the only ones
I can trust.

Is it OK if I just stay
on your couch tonight? Of course. Of course.

You don't want to call the cops?
No. No. No.

I think you should call the cops.
No. No. No.

If I call them, they'll just ask
difficult questions.

OK.

Alright. Well, I'll get you
a pillow and a blanket.

Thanks.

Hey, it's probably just some
meth-head stealing your laptop

and taking a dump on your carpet.

In the morning you're going to
wish you'd called the cops.

Yeah, we'll see.

God, I missed
those blue and white stripes.

Ahem...

Oh, but not as much
as I've missed my lamey wife.

Oh, you're so sweet.

Hey, um, I forgot to ask -
did Dad call you?

No. Why would he?

Him and Karen have split up.

Oh, right. He couldn't make this
marriage work either. What a shock.

When did you find out?
Last night. Mum rang me.

But you should call him.

Didn't you talk to him?

Forget it. What time's cake?

The usual time -
straight after school.

Hmm. Always impatient.

Thanks for the lift.

Steve...
Yes, I'll call him.

But just...

..not today.

Or today could be the perfect day
to call him.

Does he ever bother?

Don't forget the strawberries.
And make sure they're big ones.

I know. I remember.

What do you think caused
the break-up?

I don't know. Things probably got
too hard for Cal so Cal bailed.

That's his MO.

Did you see this coming?

I saw it coming
from before she married him.

Now, did you want to get naked
with me?

You're... You're dad's a pilot.
Not the answer I was after.

Well, his whole marriage was kind of
like a long-distance relationship.

Honey, our long-distance
relationship is short-term. OK?

I'm not my father.
And neither are you.

You in particular,
are not my father.

You're way sexier and don't need
to shave your face as much.

And this is where we get to enjoy
the short-distance part.

Hey.
Hey.

I can see your willy.

Oh, morning.

Flat 2 tenants
did a runner last night.

Look at the state
they left the place in.

Do you have a bond?

Oh, it's nowhere near
going to cover this.

I heard them making a racket
last night,

but I didn't realise what it was.

I didn't hear anything.

Now I've got to clean the place up
and then advertise it again.

Sorry.

Oh, Ava, could you pass on a message
to that elusive son of mine?

Hey.

I just saw your mum.

Did you?

She needs some work done in flat 2.

She said to say stop ignoring
her calls and go see her ASAP.

OK.

Are you eating breakfast?

Yeah. You went out.

I can make some for you if you want.

I told you I was going out
to get breakfast.

I thought you meant for you.
Never mind.

We'll eat everything.
I am so hungry.

Mmm. This is really good.

Mmm.

Good catch.
Thank you.

Yeah, please.

Do you know what I've been thinking?

That I'm a knob

for not realising you were getting
breakfast for the both of us?

Yeah. That.
Mmm.

And also that
we could do something together.

OK.
OK.

Maybe go to that restaurant
we didn't get to try on my birthday.

Sails.

Well, you didn't give it a chance,

but I don't mind
if there's not rabbit on the menu.

So, can we try it?

It'll be my treat.

No?
Oh, not no.

I just...

I should probably check
and see what Mum wants first.

Is that OK?

I can repair the holes.
I'll do... Repaint there.

Now, the leaky tap in the kitchen
is going to need a new washer.

Right.
That's pretty simple.

Need a new light fitting
in the loungeroom.

I can probably get one from Rob,
so it's all pretty straightforward.

Thanks, darling. When can you start?
Now.

Really?
Mm-hm.

Ava seemed to think
you had some plans today.

No. Really?

I mean, this is pretty urgent,

so I should probably get onto it
whilst I've got the time.

Is it my imagination
or are you being funny with me?

Define 'funny'.

All business, no love.

Why didn't you tell me, Mum?

Ava's birthday.

You start a random conversation
about Sasha

and then you try and stop us
from going to that restaurant.

You knew she was there.

You let me go in
without any warning at all, Mum.

In my mind I thought it was better
to stop you from going

rather than opening a can of worms
and telling you.

Did you talk to her?

No.

Good.

Not good.

'Cause I'm having
those dreams again.

Oh...
It's been, like, 10 years.

I'm having those dreams again, Mum.

Oh, Tom, don't do this to yourself.

I got work to do.

I mean, he's sweet and everything,
but he's been distracted lately.

I don't know.
I feel like he's pulling away.

Come on. He probably just has
a lot of other things on his mind.

Is this the flatmate thing
you warned me about?

No.

No. Definitely not. No.

OK. Well, then, don't say "no" again

because it's getting less believable
every time.

OK.
OK.

What?

Check the bedroom.
And be really careful.

Ah!

Felicity.

Get up.

Felicity, get up.

Get up. You have to go.

Felicity? Up. Up. Up.

Get out.
Here, try this.

She's not going to drink that.

- I was going to throw it on her.
- OK. I'll do it in a sec.

Come on. Up and out.

Felicity, come on.
Help me get her up.

Oh, she's paralytic.
So?

I have to have a little...

Just let her sleep it off.
I'm going. I'm going.

I want her out of here.

Just leave it. Leave it.

Isn't this the chick whose husband
you got charged with assaulting?

Yeah.

This is not good.

You and Rob are so dumb
for bringing a cricket bat.

One more assault charge,
this time with a deadly weapon,

and it's all over.

The bat was Rob's idea.

Yeah - dumb.

What if I try to wake her?

No. No. No, not yet.

You really think this will work?

It's worth a shot.

Carlos?

Are you ready?
Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Hi.

Oh, is this your girlfriend?

I'm not his girlfriend.
I'm his lawyer.

Mmm.

Why are you looking at me like that?

I didn't invite you here.

I came to visit.
The door was open.

Carlos has asked me to explain
the legal situation

that you're currently in.

Don't bother.

This is break and enter. You've
entered a dwelling with intent.

I intended on speaking with Carlos.

You can argue that in court

although, with your history
on police record,

I doubt you'll be believed.

You wouldn't do that to me.

You know I just wanted to see you.

I have to take my lawyer's advice.

Now, if you're prepared
to do the right thing by Carlos,

then we can forget about
the break and enter.

This is a stat dec.

We're going to fill it out,

explaining exactly what happened
that day

between Carlos and your husband.

And once you've sobered up,
you're going to sign it.

How are you?

Uh, good. Great, actually.

I need to borrow something.
Hello. Hi.

Hi!

What kind of nut job hooks up with
someone in their own building?

Actually...

Round or square?

Round.

You know, everywhere I go
there he is, smiling and waving -

as if I'd be happy
to see his stupid face.

I'm sure it's all good
for him too.

Yeah, but you know
what bothers me most

is that every time I see him

I can't stop thinking about
how good the sex was.

Ooh, was it?
Yeah, it was.

But then he makes me feel
like an idiot

for thinking it was something more.

Let's get back to the sex part.

Let's just say
there are a couple of things

that I didn't know I... didn't know.

Do not get me started
on that subject.

What?

Rob, he's doing things -
a new technique.

It's subtle but... different.

And you're liking
this new technique or you're not?

I'm liking it a lot.
But it's freaking it out.

I mean, Rob's freaking me out.

I don't know whether
I should ask him about it or not.

I don't think you should ask.

Right.
But I probably would.

Well, you're no help to me
whatsoever.

Here. Will this do?
Yes. Perfect. Thank you.

I'll see you tonight.

Good luck.
Thanks.

Mmm.

Uh...
Yum.

How old are you?
Mmm.

Are you planning on
breaking up with Ava?

Why would you say that?
Because that's the way she feels.

Ava said that.
Yeah. Ever since her birthday.

She's imagining it.

She's not. As soon as she said it
I knew exactly what she meant.

You go out. You come back in a bad
mood. You're here but you're... not.

What's going on?
Nothing.

Is that a real nothing
or a fake nothing?

It's a nothing nothing.
Good.

Well, then, snap out of it
and stop making her feel insecure.

Just because someone
is a little distracted

doesn't mean they're going
to break up with someone.

Mmm... what are you distracted about?

Or is it... who?

Right now it's your brother.

I'm going to go for a swim with him.

Hi.
Is Miranda here?

Mr B.

Hey. Tom.

You've got some, uh...

Oh, it's just from the cake.

Oh...

Surprise.

Oh, my gosh. Um...

What are you doing here?

I thought you could do
with some company today.

I had no idea you were still...

Every year.

Oh, it's great to see you, Dad.

Sorry, we're closed.

Oh, no. That's OK.
I just thought I'd have a look.

The menu's great.
Yep.

Have this.

With the matching wines
it's even better.

Ah.

Book another time. Treat yourself.

Yeah, I will.

Find a way to bring my boy back
with me.

Work on him. You won't regret it.

No. No. No. No. No. No.

So, what are you saying?

I can't. I won't. Not again.

YOU can't?
Sasha happened to me, dude.

Yeah. And then I had to deal with
the mess she left you in.

How many things did you smash, hmm?

There were at least two TVs...
Steve...

And how many times did I get out
of bed to pick you up from bars?

Hmm?

How many kebabs did I eat
while you whinged and moaned

about how she left you and how you
don't know why and waa, waa, waa?

Now I know where she is,
if I go talk to her,

maybe I get some answers.

And I'll get some healing finally.

What about me? I still have scars -
deep Sasha scars.

Uh-huh.
Deep.

Deep. What do you want me to say
about that?

Um, that she is the devil

and you will never have anything
to do with her?

I just need some advice.
I'm just not giving it to you.

Well, I need to do something

because it's really starting
to mess with my head.

It's ruining things with Ava.

Well, then, do something about that.
Fix Ava, not Sasha.

Shit. I've got to go.

Cake time?
Yeah.

Well, I suppose it is pretty good
that your dad showed up for it.

What?

And did you put that
she lied about how she was hurt?

Um... "I fell over
while intoxicated.

"But I told Mr Dos Santos that
my husband had caused the injury."

Yeah.

She must have really wanted
your sympathy. It's pretty tragic.

So, when they get
this new statement,

do you think the charges
will be dropped?

Yeah, there's a good chance.
OK.

Well, then let's get her
to sign this straightaway.

I'd rather wait and get her to come
into the office, make it formal.

But that means
waiting until Monday.

She can't be inebriated
when she signs this

otherwise it gives her
grounds to recant later.

Right.

Uh, here she is,
my darling daughter-in-law.

Cal, we didn't know
that you were coming down.

The last I heard, you and Steve
were off to Singapore.

Miranda just filled me in
on the leg. Oh, yeah.

You want...?
Oh, no. No. I'm fine.

This is old news.

Yeah, sorry. Things have been
a bit fraught up our way.

Yeah, I heard about you and Karen.
I'm very sorry to hear.

Don't worry. It's been on the cards
for a while.

It happens, eh?

So I thought I'd make lemonade out
of lemons and come and see the kids.

It's nice. So, what's your plan?

Well, the reckless plan was

visit Miranda for a few weeks
and then head over to Singapore

and spend some quality time
with you and Steve.

Now, look, I know I should have
called. I know that.

Oh, no, I'm just sorry
that we can't offer you the flat.

We've got a tenant.
No. No. I can check into a hotel.

There's more important things
to worry about today, hmm?

Oh, that'll be Steve.

Uh... I will be back in a minute.

You just chat amongst yourselves.
One minute.

OK.

Why now?

Because he wanted to see Miranda.

Then let him. That's fine with me.

Just... just come upstairs
and say hello,

do the cake and then it's over.

No, because... No, Dad will make it
all about him.

And that is not the point.

Is this the same guy
who forced me to forgive my mother?

That's completely different.
You two weren't on speaking terms.

I talk to my Dad at Christmas
and birthdays.

We're completely civil.
So?

So, it just pisses me off...

..him turning up,
expecting to be part of something

he hasn't bothered about
for 10 years.

Yeah, OK. No, I get that.

God, I've missed you.

So, the strange case of the lady
in the bed is solved, eh?

Hey, thanks for last night, man.

And, uh,
for thinking of getting Grace.

Hey, check it out!

Sweetheart, you shouldn't have.

Ha.

And a card! What have you done?
Nothing.

Bigger the flowers, the bigger
the man guilt, they say, huh?

And those are huge.
Yeah.

Oh, no.

What's wrong?

Harry.

You're...

..in my bed.

Um, yeah, didn't Grace tell you
what was going on?

I can see what's going on.

In my bed.

Uncool.

Look, he knows what time

you're supposed to be doing this,
doesn't he?

Yep. Ah, finally.

Oh, it's you. Hey.

Sorry.

They're... beautiful.

Ah, I was
thinking about your problem.

Which one?
You'll have to narrow it down.

You can stay in my room
just until you sort yourself out.

Uh, you don't have to do that.
No, I couldn't do that.

Oh, Ava won't mind
me bunking in with her.

You sure?
Yeah. It's fine.

How long are you
planning on staying?

Like, a few days or more of a while?

No, I'm in no hurry to go back.

Great. That's excellent.

I don't know how long I can put up
with this shocking view, though.

Well, maybe we should look
at the other options

before we make a decision.

What are they doing down there?

He's meant to be here for cake.

Avoiding me, I'd say.

They seemed like really nice
people in number 2.

Maybe they'll come back.

Doubtful.
They took the light bulbs with them.

Maggie, you are looking mighty fine,

and like you've seen a ghost.

Oh, God! Oh, Cal!

Hello!

Oh, wow, it's been...
17 years, give or take?

Oh, gosh, that's depressing.
Dad's staying here for a while.

Well, we'll have to catch up while
you're here when you get some time.

Love to.

Well...

Steve? Steve.

Steve.

Dad.

Heard you were down.

What have you got that for?

Well, you were meant
to come up ages ago.

Well, you should have gone ahead
without us.

No, this was my idea.

Bring the mountain to Mohammed.
Well, come on, put it down.

You know how
he could never wait for the cake?

Thank you.

Well, it's too windy.
You'll never get the candles lit.

Just wait and see.

Sweetheart, let me have a go.

Let me have a crack at this.
OK, girls, put your hands around.

This'll do it.

It's alright. It's all good,
it's all good, all good.

You know what? I reckon
we just pretend it's alight.

No, we're not pretending, OK?
And we don't do it like this.

Yeah, I know we don't, but we don't
have to do it like we always do.

Yes, we do.
That's how traditions work.

Only, you wouldn't know because
you've never been here for it.

Steve...

I'm sorry, he's just jet-lagged.

Um, I did email the Sea Shepherd
just to let you know

that Dani was gonna be staying in your
room just for a little bit longer.

Dani. Not Dani and Steve
doing... that.

And I thought she'd be gone by now.

Um, so did I.

But I come home
to a pornographic welcome.

My phone died.
I didn't get your message.

Messages.

Look, I'll get Dani
to stay with her dad.

It's your room.

Not anymore.

I'm moving out, Grace.

Check the fifth message.
I explain everything in that.

Oh... Do you want
to explain it to my face?

Flat 2's empty.
I've discussed it with Maggie.

She needs a reliable tenant
and I need my own space.

Harry, I don't want you to leave.

It's too late.

No. No, no, no.
Come on, come on, this is awful.

This is still your apartment.
It's still your room.

It was dumb and inappropriate.
Are we talking about you or him?

Hello again.
Hey, guys.

Sorry about the unintentional
three-way.

No, look, that was our fault.

I'm... I will talk to Tom,
see if we can stay there.

I'm sure he can share with Ava.

Oh, great.
Dad's already staying at Tom's.

Miranda wants a crisis meeting.

Anyway, the room's all yours.

Um, Harry has decided
to move downstairs.

Don't worry, I'll leave the bedroom
furniture till you go.

No, no, no, no.
You don't have to do that.

You might as well use it.
I'm buying a new mattress.

Shakira, we're out of here.

And then I was thinking that after
you finish at Miranda's gig,

that we could go out dancing
together.

Ah, I can't.
Why? You don't want to?

No, I would love to,
but there's a party backstage

and Miranda's got me
a pass and everything.

Yeah, well, just tell her
that you changed your mind.

Hey.

Hi.
How'd the cake go?

Uh, we didn't end up doing it.

Steve was being... something.

Anyway, I'm getting
my stuff organised.

Are you still good to help out?
Oh, yeah, of course.

I'll just be a sec.
Thanks.

I can't bail on her.

Please, I just... I really need you
to stay home with me tonight.

So needy!

Please, just say yes.

I have been on call for you
all week,

but now I'm going out
and you suddenly want me badly?

Mate, you're a bit of a weirdo.

No, I'm sticking to my plans
and it kind of serves you right.

Thank you.

BYO Dutch courage.

I answered your message
and I said to come around tomorrow.

Yeah, but I thought if I have to
do it, I want to do it now.

Well, my lawyer isn't here.

We don't need Bitchface to help us
sort this out, do we?

Can I come in?

Do you want my help or not?

OK.

You just need to sign this

and we're done.

I couldn't speak to you
in front of her.

But you didn't even ask me why
I came over to see you last night.

Do you think that I even care,
after you lied to the police?

Well, that's just it. You see...

..I came to tell you that
I can't stop thinking about you

and if you feel the same way,

then, you know,
maybe we can sort this mess out.

We don't need lawyers
and stat decs, do we?

I will find a pen.
You can read that.

I'll get the ice.

Your lawyer.
Yeah, she is my lawyer.

Screw you both.

You think I'm a complete fool?

Hey...

Felicity, Grace...

Grace will go through with
the break-and-enter charge.

You have to sign this.

Not anymore.

You text me asking me over here.

Now, why would you do that

if I committed a break-and-enter
the night before?

Why don't you ask your lawyer to
sort that one out with the cops?

Yeah, the spooky thing is,

I don't know how long Harry was
standing there for.

That's all I'm saying.

I don't think Harry was perving.
I think he was disgusted.

Oh...
Thank you.

Oh, he saw your willy.

Yeah, well, that's why he doesn't
want to sleep in the room again.

He's afraid he'll have nightmares.

You should talk.
What?

Nightmares lately.

Colette, this Thai chicken risotto
is insanely good.

So, can anyone join in
on this FAT night comp?

I mean, I make a mean risotto.

Residents only, Dad.
That's the tradition.

Um, Ca... Cal?
Cal.

Yes, what's
the plan for long-service leave?

Uh, well, originally
I really wanted to take time out

to, um, just to do some repairs
and maintenance on my marriage.

Work it out?
Conclusively.

But the upside is it frees me up
to come and annoy my kids.

And we're looking forward to it.

So, how long is long-service leave?

12 weeks.

So now you don't want him to stay?

Yeah, I want him to stay.
Just not in our flat.

Well, Tom already asked him.

Yeah, before he knew how long
he was gonna be here for.

12 weeks?!

He'll go home eventually.
To what?

He has no life, no home,
without Karen.

And, you know,
this is not fair on Tom and Ava.

Look, I'm in Singapore
and he's here to see you,

so you're gonna have to fix it.

He wants to spend time
with both of us.

What he wants is for us to plug up
the holes in his crappy life.

You are so mean.

Excuse me,
he comes here unannounced,

on today of all days,
looking for sympathy.

It's all about him.
Always was, always will be.

- Steve...
- Miranda?

Dessert.

Yes.

Um, except for Tom,

none of our friends ever got to
know our little brother, Jeremy.

But, um, it's his birthday today.

Um, he'd be 23.

Steve and I always
make his favourite cake every year

to let him know
that we never forget him.

But the joke is that if he was here,
there'd be no cake left

because he used to eat it all
as soon as he got home from school.

So thanks for sharing this
with us tonight.

And happy birthday, Jess.

Happy birthday, Jess.

It's a peace offering.

Do you really have to go?

I really have to.

I mean, we had our dance down,
didn't we?

What dance?

You know, two people come together
only no-one knows the steps.

You said that.

Can't do it.

Yeah, well, at least explain why,

because it does feel
a little bit like

you've just jumped
at the chance to get out.

It's complicated.

Well, I am a smart girl,
so lay it on me.

No, I mean here.
It's complicated here.

It's too messy.

Maybe I'm not so smart.
What do you mean?

It'd never work between us, Grace.

Don't try and deny it.
You know what's going on.

The sexual tension between us
is thick like soup.

Potato soup.

It keeps me awake at night.

So I think it's best I leave
before our friendship suffers.

He could get a hotel but
he wants to be close to us and...

Hotels are so expensive and
it's cramped in... in our house.

And you guys are old friends.
Yes, that's true, sweetheart.

But I don't know if your dad's
really going to want to.

He will. He will.
He always loved you.

Speak of the devil.

Devil appears.

I'll see you out at the taxi.

I was just telling Miranda

that you should stay with me
while you're here.

Hey.
Hey.

Thanks for setting that up
with Maggie.

It was a good idea.

Yeah, I have them occasionally.

Yes, you do.

And organising
the cake for dessert...

..it was a really nice save, thanks.

What did you expect?

Sweetheart,
if I'd known he was here,

I would have warned you
I was coming.

I planned to tackle Steve second.

Right, so I was the warm-up act?

I know I've let things slip.

You have to do something about it.

You know that, right?

That's the idea.

He's waving at you.
Yeah, I didn't see anything.

Do you want me to wave back?
Don't you dare.

He's a bit old for you.

Sorry, I didn't help you
carry your camera gear down.

Oh, it's just...
Dad helped me.

But I'm docking your pay.

Goodnight.
Goodnight.

See you.
See you, Cal.

You seem happy.

Yeah. What I said before
about Tom, forget it.

We're good.
Ah, good.

Mm-hm.
Let's go.

What? What's wrong?

I need to know
where you got that move from.

Oh, sorry, I forgot.
I won't do it anymore.

No. I want you to do it again.

You do, huh?
A lot.

But I need to know
where you got it from.

Was it Jade?

You can tell me.

Well, when I did it with Jade,
it didn't really work.

But I reckon that's because I didn't
have the passion with Jade

that I have with you.

And that's why you like it.

I think that that sounds...

..like utter horseshit.

But I also think that
you can keep doing the move.

Yeah?

Starting now.

This car...

Yep.

Everything is tied back to her.

I know you're trying to protect me,

and trust me,
I haven't forgotten how bad it got,

but I can handle this now.

Why do you need to see her?

Because it was never finished, Mum.

I need to finish it.

That's a lovely tradition.
Hm.

I didn't know they still did it.

I've got a lot of catching up to do.

At least you'll be close by.

This really wasn't your idea,
was it?

No.

You got bulldozed into it
by my beautiful daughter?

Yeah, I wasn't exactly sure
how to explain to her

why you possibly shouldn't stay.

Kids... don't need to know.

It... it was a long time ago.

I told you
I wanted to do it at the office.

Yes, and I tried to put her off.

And I texted you - no answer.

I didn't know she'd just turn up.

And then she saw that photo.

Yeah, I... forgot it was there.

Why was it there?

No, do you know what, don't...
don't even answer the question

because there is no rational reason

why you would leave some pointless
out-of-date photo of us lying around

just to ruin your chances
of trying to fix this mess.

OK, so, what do we do now?

Hold on, hold on!

Thank you so much. Bye. Bye.

Sasha.

What are you doing here?
What do you want?

Can we go somewhere and talk?

No. Sorry.

At least just tell me why.

Sasha, come on!
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

Hey, I'm coming.

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