Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,735
What are you doing here?
It's 5 a.m.
2
00:00:14,772 --> 00:00:17,574
Taking a little walk. You know,
chatting with the local hookers.
3
00:00:17,614 --> 00:00:20,349
They're really gussied up
for Valentine's Day.
4
00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:22,322
Okay, so, as long
as you're here,
5
00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:23,928
grab some icing.
6
00:00:23,964 --> 00:00:26,198
We have to decorate
500 heart-shaped cookies
7
00:00:26,237 --> 00:00:28,371
before we open.
8
00:00:30,582 --> 00:00:32,482
[ sighs ]
9
00:00:34,158 --> 00:00:37,126
[ sighs louder ]
10
00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:40,401
Are you trying
to sigh something?
11
00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,642
Well, it's just that,
you know,
12
00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,415
last night, I told Ben
that I loved him.
13
00:00:45,454 --> 00:00:47,088
So you've already done that.
14
00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:49,193
Uh-huh, yeah,
except the only problem is,
15
00:00:49,231 --> 00:00:51,566
I called him Vince.
16
00:00:51,603 --> 00:00:54,405
That's not good.
17
00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:55,879
Out loud?
18
00:00:55,914 --> 00:00:58,383
Do you think I would've dragged
my butt out of bed
19
00:00:58,422 --> 00:01:01,424
at 5:00 in the morning
if I said it in my head?
20
00:01:01,463 --> 00:01:03,431
Oh, what's wrong with me?
21
00:01:03,468 --> 00:01:05,536
I mean, I love Ben,
and I'm dating Ben,
22
00:01:05,574 --> 00:01:07,976
but why can't I stop
thinking about Vince?
23
00:01:08,013 --> 00:01:09,814
What should I do?
24
00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:12,287
It sounds to me like you really
need to take some time
25
00:01:12,324 --> 00:01:15,160
and figure out
how you feel. Go.
26
00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,702
Okay, that's your
big advice?
27
00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:19,708
The hookers gave me
more insight.
28
00:01:19,745 --> 00:01:22,080
What? I can't tell you
what to do.
29
00:01:22,118 --> 00:01:24,953
Yeah, well,
Chablis did!
30
00:01:24,992 --> 00:01:27,027
All right, look,
I could give you
31
00:01:27,064 --> 00:01:29,899
bunch of crap advice about
how you have known Vince...
32
00:01:29,939 --> 00:01:32,474
for a long time
and how much it meant
33
00:01:32,512 --> 00:01:34,680
that Ben moved here
all the way from England.
34
00:01:34,718 --> 00:01:36,986
But I got a lot
of cookies to decorate here,
35
00:01:37,023 --> 00:01:39,258
so, uh, here's what
we're gonna do.
36
00:01:39,297 --> 00:01:41,799
All right. Ben and Vince
are both hanging from a cliff,
37
00:01:41,837 --> 00:01:43,872
and you've got to pick one
to save.
38
00:01:43,908 --> 00:01:46,009
Which is it gonna be?
Quick, pick one.
39
00:01:46,048 --> 00:01:48,250
Why are they on a cliff?
40
00:01:48,287 --> 00:01:50,255
I don't know.
You're on a ski trip.
41
00:01:50,293 --> 00:01:52,528
Ben can't ski.
42
00:01:52,565 --> 00:01:55,400
Look, we open in two hours.
We really gotta move this along.
43
00:01:55,439 --> 00:01:56,606
Pick one!
44
00:01:56,643 --> 00:01:58,177
Help me.
45
00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,988
[ imitates English accent ]
Holly, please!
46
00:02:03,027 --> 00:02:06,095
Pick me!
Save me from the cliff!
47
00:02:06,135 --> 00:02:08,970
Or...
48
00:02:09,008 --> 00:02:11,176
[ imitates Vince ]
Yo, Holly, dude...
49
00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:15,084
It'd be really rad
if you'd pick me.
50
00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:17,260
You're really bad
at that.
51
00:02:17,297 --> 00:02:19,131
I know. Pick one!
52
00:02:19,169 --> 00:02:21,003
I can't decide.
53
00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,442
Okay, I'm just gonna
jump off the cliff by myself.
54
00:02:23,481 --> 00:02:25,849
So all three of you
are dead.
55
00:02:25,887 --> 00:02:29,422
Yeah, hope you're
happy, Val!
56
00:02:29,463 --> 00:02:31,130
Stop it!
57
00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:36,511
♪ You really know
how to dance ♪
58
00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:39,850
♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪
59
00:02:39,891 --> 00:02:41,592
♪ Talk about true romance ♪
60
00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:43,462
♪ Yeah ♪
61
00:02:43,501 --> 00:02:45,535
♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪
62
00:02:45,572 --> 00:02:47,473
♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪
63
00:02:47,511 --> 00:02:49,612
♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
♪ What I like ♪
64
00:02:49,649 --> 00:02:51,850
♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like ♪
65
00:02:51,890 --> 00:02:54,158
♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪
66
00:02:54,195 --> 00:02:56,830
♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪
67
00:02:56,868 --> 00:02:58,703
♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪
68
00:02:58,741 --> 00:02:59,908
♪ That's what I like about you ♪
69
00:02:59,944 --> 00:03:01,611
♪ What I like about you ♪
70
00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:04,083
♪ That's what I like about ♪
♪ Hey ♪
71
00:03:04,122 --> 00:03:06,156
♪ Uh-huh ♪
72
00:03:06,194 --> 00:03:08,061
♪ Uh-huh ♪
73
00:03:08,099 --> 00:03:11,201
♪ That's what I like about you ♪
74
00:03:13,913 --> 00:03:15,647
The cookies are ready.
75
00:03:15,686 --> 00:03:18,021
What happened to my
heart-shaped cookies?
76
00:03:18,058 --> 00:03:20,559
They're all broken in half.
Who is going to buy
77
00:03:20,599 --> 00:03:22,633
broken heart-shaped cookies
on Valentine's Day?
78
00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:26,040
The depressed
and the bitter.
79
00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,782
Gary, what am I gonna do?
80
00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:32,222
Valentine's day is the busiest
day of the year in a bakery.
81
00:03:32,263 --> 00:03:35,098
I can't have her moping around
here all day with that sourpuss.
82
00:03:35,137 --> 00:03:37,238
She's gonna drive away
all the customers.
83
00:03:37,276 --> 00:03:39,043
Well, you wanna take care
of that sourpuss?
84
00:03:39,081 --> 00:03:41,115
Get that sourpuss
a boyfriend.
85
00:03:41,152 --> 00:03:43,821
You know, that's not
a bad idea. Good work, Gary.
86
00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:45,828
You know,
some people might say
87
00:03:45,865 --> 00:03:47,933
"thank you" with a bonus.
88
00:03:47,971 --> 00:03:50,339
You were two hours late
for work,
89
00:03:50,377 --> 00:03:52,879
and you broke the mixer.
Be happy you have a job.
90
00:03:52,918 --> 00:03:55,720
Damn. It wasn't doing
what it was supposed to do.
91
00:03:55,758 --> 00:03:57,359
It ain't my fault.
92
00:03:57,395 --> 00:03:59,463
Here's what I'm gonna do.
93
00:03:59,502 --> 00:04:01,870
I am gonna make up
a secret admirer for her.
94
00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,243
Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
it'll make her feel better
95
00:04:04,281 --> 00:04:06,616
about herself, and it will
get us through the day.
96
00:04:06,654 --> 00:04:08,121
Yeah, that could work,
97
00:04:08,159 --> 00:04:09,993
and again,
I'm sorry about the mixer,
98
00:04:10,029 --> 00:04:12,831
but I really thought
I could fit it in.
99
00:04:12,871 --> 00:04:14,639
Happy Valentine's day.
100
00:04:14,675 --> 00:04:15,808
[ Gary ]: Hey.
101
00:04:15,845 --> 00:04:17,045
Hi.
102
00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:19,417
So, Val,
I made my decision.
103
00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:21,822
And in six minutes, a plane
is gonna come flying by
104
00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:24,296
that says, "Holly loves Ben.
Happy Valentine's day."
105
00:04:24,334 --> 00:04:25,634
So Ben, huh?
106
00:04:25,671 --> 00:04:27,438
Yep. Ben's the one
I love.
107
00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,443
He's the one
who I save from the cliff.
108
00:04:29,481 --> 00:04:31,149
What made you pick him?
109
00:04:31,185 --> 00:04:33,253
Well, I just did
a lot of thinking about it,
110
00:04:33,291 --> 00:04:35,292
and, you know,
I've known Vince so long,
111
00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:37,397
but if we were supposed
to be together, we would be.
112
00:04:37,436 --> 00:04:39,270
But there's always
something, and I love Ben.
113
00:04:39,307 --> 00:04:40,507
He's incredible.
114
00:04:40,544 --> 00:04:42,311
Oh, you made
the right choice.
115
00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,749
I think so.
116
00:04:43,785 --> 00:04:45,253
Oh, look, there is Ben.
117
00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:46,924
Oh! The man I love.
118
00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,562
Hi! Okay, so it's 10:59.
We have to go outside right now.
119
00:04:49,601 --> 00:04:51,569
Uh, do you think
it could wait a second --
120
00:04:51,606 --> 00:04:53,674
No, no, no, I have
something to tell you.
121
00:04:53,712 --> 00:04:55,446
- I have something to tell you.
- We have to do it outside.
122
00:04:55,483 --> 00:04:57,617
- Why, it's cold out there.
- Come on, let's go.
123
00:04:57,657 --> 00:05:01,092
I think I'm getting the change.
It's really hot in here.
124
00:05:01,132 --> 00:05:03,967
Okay, so, here's what
I wanted to tell you...
125
00:05:04,006 --> 00:05:05,974
[ plane flying overhead ]
126
00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:07,611
Ben...
127
00:05:07,649 --> 00:05:09,750
Uh, Holly, do you mind
if I go first?
128
00:05:09,789 --> 00:05:11,256
Oh, great idea.
Go ahead.
129
00:05:11,292 --> 00:05:13,627
Okay, um, Holly,
130
00:05:13,665 --> 00:05:15,433
you know
how I feel about you.
131
00:05:15,469 --> 00:05:17,837
You know that I'm in love
with you.
132
00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:19,744
Me too...
133
00:05:19,781 --> 00:05:22,917
Holly, can we talk
someplace quieter?
134
00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,790
Okay...
135
00:05:24,828 --> 00:05:27,162
[ plane flying overhead ]
136
00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:29,168
Well, actually, I --
this can't really wait.
137
00:05:29,207 --> 00:05:32,609
Um, Holly, you still have
feelings for Vince.
138
00:05:32,648 --> 00:05:34,649
I think
we should break up.
139
00:05:36,392 --> 00:05:38,126
Oh, my damn.
140
00:05:38,164 --> 00:05:40,165
Wait. What?
141
00:05:40,201 --> 00:05:42,703
I'm sorry.
142
00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:45,810
I've been hoping that this
was my imagination, but...
143
00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:47,985
Holly, last night,
you looked into my eyes
144
00:05:48,022 --> 00:05:49,990
and you said,
"I love you, Vince."
145
00:05:50,028 --> 00:05:52,196
Okay, Ben, that was
just a slip of the tongue.
146
00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:53,734
I love you.
147
00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:56,339
What I'm saying is, I think
you should take some time
148
00:05:56,378 --> 00:05:57,845
to explore these feelings.
149
00:05:57,882 --> 00:05:59,683
Explore?
Who do you think I am?
150
00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,688
Damn, I don't know
any explorers.
151
00:06:01,725 --> 00:06:03,960
Why did I quit college?
Okay, look, the point is,
152
00:06:03,998 --> 00:06:06,400
I don't need to explore.
I know how I feel about you,
153
00:06:06,438 --> 00:06:09,106
and I know how I feel
about Vince.
154
00:06:09,145 --> 00:06:12,113
I don't need
to think about it.
155
00:06:12,153 --> 00:06:15,155
Well, then I need
to think about it.
156
00:06:19,439 --> 00:06:21,874
Did that just happen?
157
00:06:25,723 --> 00:06:27,257
By the way, sweetie,
158
00:06:27,293 --> 00:06:29,294
Columbus, Magellan,
Ponce de Leon...
159
00:06:29,332 --> 00:06:30,933
all big explorers.
160
00:06:40,591 --> 00:06:41,824
Oh, my damn!
161
00:06:41,862 --> 00:06:43,829
Oh, my damn,
oh, my damn!
162
00:06:43,866 --> 00:06:46,801
I've been trying to call you
for half an hour.
163
00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:49,209
Why the hell ain't you
answering your phone?
164
00:06:49,248 --> 00:06:51,215
I dropped it
in the toilet.
165
00:06:51,252 --> 00:06:53,286
What?
166
00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:54,425
Aah!
167
00:06:54,462 --> 00:06:56,730
And now it's broken.
168
00:06:56,767 --> 00:06:58,935
So, listen, man,
169
00:06:58,974 --> 00:07:01,442
I've been sitting here
thinking about Holly and me.
170
00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,349
It's Valentine's day,
and I'm wasting my time
171
00:07:04,387 --> 00:07:06,855
thinking about a girl who's
in love with someone else.
172
00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,929
So you know what?
I'm over it.
173
00:07:08,966 --> 00:07:12,435
I'm sick of chasing
after a dream!
174
00:07:12,476 --> 00:07:15,044
I slept with Tina, hoping
that would get me to move on,
175
00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:17,518
and I still feel bad
about that.
176
00:07:17,555 --> 00:07:19,723
Nothing good
has come from this.
177
00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:22,463
It's time to accept
it's over.
178
00:07:22,503 --> 00:07:25,371
Yeah? Well, uh,
that's a damn shame...
179
00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:27,577
because I just came back
from the bakery,
180
00:07:27,616 --> 00:07:29,884
where Ben has just
broken up with Holly,
181
00:07:29,922 --> 00:07:33,291
because he thinks she still
has feelings for you.
182
00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:36,032
I know. I can't
believe it myself.
183
00:07:36,072 --> 00:07:38,440
She hires a plane
to fly across the sky
184
00:07:38,478 --> 00:07:41,313
with a big-ass banner
that says "Holly loves Ben."
185
00:07:41,352 --> 00:07:43,420
Now, right while this plane
is flying by,
186
00:07:43,459 --> 00:07:46,594
he breaks it to her.
"Holly," he says --
187
00:07:48,069 --> 00:07:50,137
Well, isn't that
about something?
188
00:07:50,175 --> 00:07:52,143
That's some
cold-blooded stuff.
189
00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,682
Now, I gotta hop
all the way over here...
190
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,088
[ Lauren ]: Ha ha ha!
191
00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,426
Lauren,
what are you doing?
192
00:08:11,466 --> 00:08:13,567
Those freaks were having
a giggle-fest,
193
00:08:13,604 --> 00:08:15,572
and it was making me sick.
194
00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:16,911
Shh.
195
00:08:16,946 --> 00:08:19,347
Okay, just go clean
that table.
196
00:08:19,387 --> 00:08:21,354
Gary, here we go.
197
00:08:21,392 --> 00:08:23,593
3...2...
198
00:08:23,631 --> 00:08:24,965
1.
199
00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,774
Holy crap.
200
00:08:28,811 --> 00:08:30,078
[ gasps ]
201
00:08:30,114 --> 00:08:32,449
Hey. Hey, guys,
I've got a secret admirer.
202
00:08:32,487 --> 00:08:34,522
Oh, my God, look.
203
00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:37,696
"I've been watching you
from across the street.
204
00:08:37,735 --> 00:08:40,203
I've been too shy to come in
and talk to you face to face,
205
00:08:40,243 --> 00:08:42,410
so I can only write
my feelings.
206
00:08:42,448 --> 00:08:43,882
Oh, Lauren,
207
00:08:43,918 --> 00:08:46,319
how your glistening thighs
and firm buttocks
208
00:08:46,358 --> 00:08:49,894
make me quiver."
209
00:08:49,934 --> 00:08:53,003
I thought your letter needed
a little embellishment.
210
00:08:53,042 --> 00:08:54,542
Ahem.
211
00:08:54,580 --> 00:08:57,682
"Your bosoms are like
two ripe cantaloupes, Lauren,
212
00:08:57,721 --> 00:08:59,956
ready to be devoured."
213
00:08:59,994 --> 00:09:01,895
Oh, my God,
214
00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:04,301
I think I found
my soul mate.
215
00:09:04,339 --> 00:09:07,374
He's meeting me here
at 5:00.
216
00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,515
Sweetie...
217
00:09:09,552 --> 00:09:11,753
that is great!
218
00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,559
Uh, Gary,
219
00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:16,365
Hmm, wow, I wonder why
he would tell her
220
00:09:16,404 --> 00:09:18,739
that he's meeting her here
instead of staying secret
221
00:09:18,777 --> 00:09:21,412
and mysterious
and non-existent, I wonder.
222
00:09:21,451 --> 00:09:24,319
Maybe he didn't think
his plan all the way through.
223
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,634
Okay, well, what are we gonna do
when 5:00 rolls around,
224
00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:31,639
and he doesn't show?
225
00:09:31,678 --> 00:09:34,480
Call and let me know.
I get off at 4:00.
226
00:09:38,061 --> 00:09:41,163
[ knock on door ]
227
00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:51,025
Vince.
228
00:09:51,063 --> 00:09:53,497
Hi.
229
00:09:53,536 --> 00:09:56,471
Um, look, I can't really
talk right now.
230
00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:58,545
You don't have to.
Know everything.
231
00:09:58,582 --> 00:10:00,049
Everything?
232
00:10:00,087 --> 00:10:02,321
What do you mean
"everything"?
233
00:10:02,359 --> 00:10:05,328
Gary told me
about you and Ben.
234
00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:07,067
Can I come in?
235
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,407
Um...sure.
236
00:10:11,952 --> 00:10:14,019
So, can I get you
something to drink?
237
00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:16,191
Or how about some
carrot cake?
238
00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:18,297
'Cause we got some really
great carrot cake.
239
00:10:18,335 --> 00:10:21,370
It's, um, got --
got lots of carrots in it.
240
00:10:21,410 --> 00:10:23,278
Holly, I just want
to talk.
241
00:10:23,314 --> 00:10:25,782
Oh, great, talking is great.
I love to talk.
242
00:10:25,821 --> 00:10:27,288
You know, funny,
243
00:10:27,325 --> 00:10:29,293
'cause talking is really
underrated these days --
244
00:10:29,331 --> 00:10:31,533
- Come with me.
- Okay.
245
00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:36,678
Holly, do you still
have feelings for me?
246
00:10:36,717 --> 00:10:38,552
I don't know.
247
00:10:38,588 --> 00:10:39,755
Maybe.
248
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,293
I might. Could be.
249
00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:43,298
But Ben and I
just broke up.
250
00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:45,268
Oh, my God,
so you do have feelings.
251
00:10:45,307 --> 00:10:46,707
Sorry. Ahem.
252
00:10:46,743 --> 00:10:49,011
I'm the guy. I'm supposed
to be the cool one.
253
00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:50,550
Okay, wait,
254
00:10:50,587 --> 00:10:52,287
are you telling me that you
still have feelings for me?
255
00:10:52,325 --> 00:10:53,892
Why else would I be here?
256
00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:56,097
Yeah, but when did this
all happen?
257
00:10:56,135 --> 00:10:58,170
I mean, when I came home
from Paris,
258
00:10:58,207 --> 00:11:00,242
you said that you had
all sorts of girlfriends,
259
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,248
and you weren't
the commitment type.
260
00:11:02,284 --> 00:11:04,118
Well, what do you want?
261
00:11:04,156 --> 00:11:06,558
I see you walking off the plane,
hanging all over another guy.
262
00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:08,764
Wait. You were
at the airport?
263
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,503
Yeah. With your favorite
flowers.
264
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,907
Why didn't you tell me?
265
00:11:12,947 --> 00:11:15,181
You looked so happy
with someone else,
266
00:11:15,219 --> 00:11:18,321
and I didn't want
to screw that up for you.
267
00:11:22,104 --> 00:11:24,205
Holly, I knew
I was in love with you
268
00:11:24,243 --> 00:11:26,210
the second you told me
you were going to Paris,
269
00:11:26,248 --> 00:11:28,215
and I haven't
stopped since.
270
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,654
Oh, my God.
271
00:11:29,691 --> 00:11:32,092
Vince, I had no idea.
272
00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:34,231
Yeah, well,
I'm very subtle.
273
00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:38,444
So, what do we do now?
274
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,947
I don't know.
275
00:11:39,984 --> 00:11:42,453
I mean, this is all happening
so fast.
276
00:11:42,491 --> 00:11:44,592
Just this morning,
I was hiring planes for Ben
277
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:46,865
because I thought
I was in love with him,
278
00:11:46,902 --> 00:11:49,337
but now, I mean....
279
00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:52,679
Okay, look, I just don't want
to screw anything else up.
280
00:11:52,718 --> 00:11:54,853
That's cool.
We'll take it slow.
281
00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:57,024
Okay, good.
282
00:11:57,063 --> 00:11:58,096
Because, Vince --
283
00:12:00,572 --> 00:12:03,074
Slow enough?
284
00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:05,580
Vince, I'm serious.
285
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:08,021
I'm sorry.
286
00:12:08,058 --> 00:12:11,194
Look, until I can figure out
how I feel,
287
00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:13,201
we are just two friends, okay?
288
00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:15,774
One of which just got out
of a very serious relationship
289
00:12:15,813 --> 00:12:17,780
and doesn't know
what they want.
290
00:12:17,819 --> 00:12:20,253
That's me.
291
00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:22,560
Look, Holly,
I totally get it.
292
00:12:22,598 --> 00:12:24,833
Take all the time
you need.
293
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:28,439
Just call me
when you're ready, okay?
294
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,847
Vince?
295
00:12:29,884 --> 00:12:30,917
What?
296
00:12:30,953 --> 00:12:32,687
No, it's nothing.
297
00:12:36,835 --> 00:12:38,302
What?
298
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,975
It's just...
299
00:12:41,013 --> 00:12:43,448
we tried this before,
300
00:12:43,486 --> 00:12:45,687
but something always
got in the way.
301
00:12:45,726 --> 00:12:48,094
There were other girls
and lies...
302
00:12:48,131 --> 00:12:49,798
Holly...
303
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,038
there are no other girls.
304
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,543
There are no lies.
305
00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:56,348
You know everything.
306
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,023
Okay, well, Vince,
I said to take it slow.
307
00:13:26,087 --> 00:13:28,322
Thank you, man! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
308
00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:30,327
Okay, now!
Hey! It's Valentine's day...
309
00:13:30,365 --> 00:13:32,500
People are starting
to get the wrong idea.
310
00:13:32,537 --> 00:13:35,038
Let 'em.
I love ya, Gary!
311
00:13:35,078 --> 00:13:37,079
Happy Valentine's day!
312
00:13:38,888 --> 00:13:42,056
And then I found out that Vince
still has feelings for me.
313
00:13:42,096 --> 00:13:44,030
And I shouldn't be so excited
314
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:46,702
because of what just happened
with Ben, but...I am!
315
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,442
Am I a horrible person?
316
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,946
No, you're not horrible.
317
00:13:49,983 --> 00:13:51,784
You can't help
the way you feel.
318
00:13:51,823 --> 00:13:53,723
Okay, and, hello,
can we just talk about
319
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,594
what a good Valentine's day
you're having?
320
00:13:55,632 --> 00:13:57,633
And then I told her
I loved her
321
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,572
and that I always loved her
and I was at the airport...
322
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:01,910
Standing there with flowers,
waiting for me.
323
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:04,784
And I had no idea.
This whole time, I had no idea
324
00:14:04,822 --> 00:14:07,090
that he still had feelings
for me.
325
00:14:07,129 --> 00:14:09,431
And, obviously, I feel
the same way about him
326
00:14:09,468 --> 00:14:11,135
because look at me, Tina!
327
00:14:11,173 --> 00:14:13,374
Look at me, Gary! I think
this is the happiest day
328
00:14:13,412 --> 00:14:15,380
I have ever spent
on this earth!
329
00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:17,185
So what's the deal
with Ben?
330
00:14:17,222 --> 00:14:20,958
I don't think
it's his happiest day.
331
00:14:20,999 --> 00:14:22,966
I mean, Ben is the one
who told me
332
00:14:23,005 --> 00:14:24,972
that I still had feelings
for Vince.
333
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,411
And he let me go because
he wanted me to explore them.
334
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,018
You know, like Magellan
or Columbus.
335
00:14:30,056 --> 00:14:32,658
Did Vince
say anything else?
336
00:14:32,696 --> 00:14:34,764
Yeah, he told me everything.
337
00:14:34,802 --> 00:14:37,404
Everything.
338
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:39,843
Everything! I told her
how I loved her for months,
339
00:14:39,883 --> 00:14:41,917
how it killed me every time
she was with Ben --
340
00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:44,389
- Did you tell her about Tina?
- What's that?
341
00:14:44,428 --> 00:14:45,828
You know. Tina.
342
00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:47,765
Her best friend
who you slept with.
343
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,038
Why would I tell her that?
344
00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:52,077
Tina and I promised each other
we would never tell her.
345
00:14:52,115 --> 00:14:54,083
Why does anybody need
to know that
346
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,388
or talk about it
ever again, Gary?
347
00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:58,294
It happened once.
348
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,299
It's over.
It's forgotten.
349
00:15:00,337 --> 00:15:03,239
Yes, Tina, he told me
everything.
350
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,245
And you're not mad?
351
00:15:05,282 --> 00:15:06,750
No...
352
00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:09,022
Well, I mean,
at first I was,
353
00:15:09,059 --> 00:15:11,260
but then he explained to me
that the only reason
354
00:15:11,299 --> 00:15:13,234
why he didn't tell me
355
00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:15,705
was because he didn't want
to screw up our relationship.
356
00:15:15,744 --> 00:15:17,311
Thank you, God.
357
00:15:17,348 --> 00:15:19,649
Do you have any idea
how guilty I felt?
358
00:15:19,687 --> 00:15:22,122
I swear, it only happened
because I was so depressed
359
00:15:22,161 --> 00:15:24,095
over my married doctor,
you know,
360
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,168
and we only had sex
that one time.
361
00:15:26,205 --> 00:15:28,173
And Vince and I swore
to each other
362
00:15:28,211 --> 00:15:30,279
that it would never
happen again, and it didn't,
363
00:15:30,316 --> 00:15:32,350
because you are my best friend
and it is over.
364
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:34,690
And I am so relieved.
365
00:15:34,727 --> 00:15:37,496
You and Vince had sex?
366
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:40,403
I'm sorry. What?
367
00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:42,644
You and Vince had sex?
368
00:15:42,682 --> 00:15:44,816
No.
369
00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:46,088
What?
370
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,159
You said he told you!
371
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,599
You said that you were mad at
first, but then you understood
372
00:15:50,636 --> 00:15:52,370
because he didn't want
to screw up our relationship!
373
00:15:52,408 --> 00:15:55,010
Mine and Ben's,
not yours and mine.
374
00:15:55,048 --> 00:15:58,718
Oh, my God, that was a huge
misinterpretation on my part.
375
00:16:09,653 --> 00:16:13,088
Aw...hey,
don't you just love love...
376
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:15,464
lovers?
377
00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:17,836
Aw, look how my words
touched her.
378
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,876
Yeah, well,
what are we gonna do
379
00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:21,915
when 5:00 rolls around,
380
00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:24,421
and her secret admirer
isn't gonna touch her?
381
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,361
Maybe I could write her
another note,
382
00:16:26,397 --> 00:16:28,365
tell her
I had an accident
383
00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:30,938
and I can no longer
perform my manly duties.
384
00:16:30,977 --> 00:16:33,678
God forbid, poo poo poo,
bite your tongue.
385
00:16:33,717 --> 00:16:34,950
Uh-oh.
386
00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:36,955
Someone wooks
a wittle wonely
387
00:16:36,993 --> 00:16:39,294
on Walentine's day.
388
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,866
How can you tell?
389
00:16:40,903 --> 00:16:42,938
I don't know.
It could be this book...
390
00:16:42,975 --> 00:16:46,177
"Surviving Valentine's Day
When You're Alone Like a Dog."
391
00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:50,256
It should've never
gone this far.
392
00:16:50,295 --> 00:16:52,429
I mean, she's not as tough
as she seems.
393
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:55,069
Underneath that bitter,
angry exterior
394
00:16:55,107 --> 00:16:58,276
is a sweet, vulnerable,
sensitive, loving,
395
00:16:58,316 --> 00:17:00,850
lonely little cupcake.
396
00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,191
She doesn't look
too lonely to me.
397
00:17:03,228 --> 00:17:05,263
- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!
398
00:17:05,301 --> 00:17:08,070
You are
a very funny lady.
399
00:17:08,108 --> 00:17:09,775
Yeah, I know.
400
00:17:09,814 --> 00:17:12,015
But let me tell you
something, Stew,
401
00:17:12,052 --> 00:17:15,388
a mere hour ago, I was
a big ol' sad sack like you,
402
00:17:15,427 --> 00:17:18,062
but then, all of a sudden,
a beautiful card arrives
403
00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:20,470
from a man
who appreciates fine fruit,
404
00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:22,576
and it rocked my world.
405
00:17:22,613 --> 00:17:26,182
So you already have
a boyfriend.
406
00:17:26,224 --> 00:17:28,191
Yeah, I'm a-taken.
407
00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:30,497
But, you know, it's too bad
I didn't meet you
408
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,636
when I was single
back in the day.
409
00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:35,677
My loss.
410
00:17:35,715 --> 00:17:37,115
Okay, bye.
411
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,761
Why -- why did you tell
that guy you were a-taken?
412
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,767
Well, 'cause I have
a boyfriend,
413
00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:46,840
and he's gonna be here
any minute.
414
00:17:46,877 --> 00:17:48,511
Hey, are my melons even?
415
00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:50,683
Yeah, actually, the left one's
a little lower.
416
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,555
Lauren...
417
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:55,028
he seemed
like a really nice guy.
418
00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:57,234
Maybe you should go out
for a drink with him.
419
00:17:57,272 --> 00:17:59,140
Val, I'm not a cheater.
420
00:17:59,176 --> 00:18:01,478
Lauren...
421
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:03,585
about your secret admirer,
422
00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:06,157
there is no secret admirer.
423
00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:08,231
Gary made him up!
424
00:18:10,073 --> 00:18:12,341
Okay, we both did.
425
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,180
There is no secret
admirer?
426
00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:16,085
No, I'm so, so sorry.
427
00:18:16,122 --> 00:18:18,190
It's just you looked
so sad this morning,
428
00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:20,363
and I wanted you to be happy
so you wouldn't --
429
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,901
Oh, my God.
430
00:18:21,938 --> 00:18:25,307
That is the sweetest thing
anyone has ever done for me.
431
00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:28,415
You're the best friend
I've ever had, you know?
432
00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,489
It just felt good
to be wanted,
433
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:34,063
even if it was a fake guy.
Thank you.
434
00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:36,104
Uh, hey.
435
00:18:36,142 --> 00:18:38,977
Um, Stew left his card,
436
00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:41,017
and he's a real guy.
437
00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:43,156
Maybe you could
give him a call.
438
00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:45,428
No, it doesn't really
feel right.
439
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:47,834
I mean, I just got out
of a relationship, and it's...
440
00:18:47,872 --> 00:18:49,740
Dr. Stewart Rosen.
441
00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:50,945
Doctor?
442
00:18:50,982 --> 00:18:53,149
Excuse me!
443
00:18:53,187 --> 00:18:54,687
Hey, hey,
444
00:18:54,725 --> 00:18:56,826
good work.
She got a doctor.
445
00:18:56,863 --> 00:18:58,664
Yeah, a rug doctor.
446
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:02,138
Yeah, he's in the carpet
cleaning business.
447
00:19:02,177 --> 00:19:04,479
I just didn't want her
to miss a chance.
448
00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:07,252
Aw...Gary and Val --
449
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,326
bakery workers by day,
450
00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:10,897
matchmakers by night.
451
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:13,169
I think our work here
is done.
452
00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:16,208
No, actually, you still have
to mop the kitchen.
453
00:19:16,248 --> 00:19:19,383
I'm crippled. You're cruel.
454
00:19:22,297 --> 00:19:23,864
Hey.
455
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,202
Hey! I'm so glad
you called.
456
00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:30,044
This "taking it slow" stuff
is killing me.
457
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,219
Okay, look,
we need to talk.
458
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:33,857
I need to talk to you, too.
Let's go outside.
459
00:19:33,894 --> 00:19:35,662
No, let's just do it here.
460
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,368
Come on, it's so much
more romantic.
461
00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:40,274
Okay, here's what
I wanted to tell you.
462
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,146
Okay, Vince, please,
can we just go inside?
463
00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:44,451
- In one second, Holly, okay?
- No, look, I'm freezing.
464
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:46,224
In one second...
465
00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:47,895
Please, Holly.
466
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:49,932
Okay, look,
Vince, this can't wait.
467
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,105
Yeah, okay,
take a look at --
468
00:19:52,143 --> 00:19:54,778
You had sex with Tina?
469
00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:00,362
What?
470
00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:04,034
You told me
no more lies.
471
00:20:04,074 --> 00:20:08,278
So I guess you didn't
tell me everything.
472
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,756
Dr. Stewart Rosen?
473
00:20:24,796 --> 00:20:26,263
Hello?
Dr. Stewart Rosen?
474
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,567
Damn it!
475
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:32,167
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
34121
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
