All language subtitles for What I Like About You s03e04 God Help the Mister.eng

Honey, we're engaged now.

I really think you
should let me

start keeping some
of my stuff here.

Hey, Val,
I got us some coffees.

Whoa, somebody needs
a wax.

You're supposed
to be at NYU.

And you're supposed to have
blond hair and boobies.

Oh, Holly, you're not
supposed to be here.

Uh, honey, why don't
you go upstairs

and change
into your man clothes?

But the silk -- it makes
me feel so pretty.

Okay, who's the greatest
maid of honor ever?

You.

I just found a mistake
in the seating chart

for your wedding, but don't
worry. I'm gonna fix it.

I'm sorry. What?

Yeah, you forgot to put Ben
and me at the same table.

No problemo. I just did
a little rearrange.

No, no, no.
You cannot do that.

No, this took weeks of planning.
Everything is in ink.

White-out.

Look, there's room
for me next to Ben

if I just move Aunt Ellen's
friend Sue to this table.

No, you cannot move
Aunt Ellen's friend.

Why not?

Because that's her...
special friend.

Like Special Olympics?

Like Lesbian Olympics.

Okay, so just add another
chair to the head table,

and Ben can sit
next to me there.

No, the head table is for
the wedding party only,

not some foreign boy
you picked up in a bar.

Okay, that foreign boy
is my boyfriend,

and if he can't sit
next to me --

Girls, girls, girls,
I did not like

what I was hearing when
I was listening at the door.

Now, before it gets ugly,

I just want you to know
that I am willing to step in

as maid of honor if you can't
resolve your differences

or someone drops a fat-free
muffin and Holly slips on it.

Look, it is my wedding
and not Ben's.

If you can't be away
from him for one hour

to enjoy a lovely
chicken and fish entrée

with your sister on the most
important day of her life --

Okay, you know what?
Just put me

and that foreign boy
wherever you want.

Good. I will.

Wow. Holly seems
so upset.

I'd better make sure
no one pushes her

down the stairs.

* You really know
how to dance *

* When you go up, down,
jump around *

* Talk about true romance *

* Yeah *

* Keep on whispering
in my ear *

* Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear *

* 'Cause it's true *
* What I like *

* That's what I like about you *
* What I like *

* That's what I like about you *
* What I like about you *

* That's what I like about you *
* What I like about you *

* That's what I like about you *
* What I like about you *

* That's what I like about you *

* What I like about you *

* That's what I like about *
* Hey *

* Uh-huh *

* Uh-huh *

* That's what I like about you *

Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com

I don't understand
why Val hates Ben.

I mean, what's the big deal
if I sit next to him

at her wedding?

Maybe she wants you
sitting next to an American.

So if we take pictures,
there's no accent. Ahem.

I think you should let Val do
whatever it is she wants to do.

I mean, it's the most important
night of her life.

I mean, she's getting married.
You gotta be a little sensitive.

If she's sitting me next
to Tina, 'cause if she is,

I won't come.

- Holly, can I just say something?
- What?

I hate Gary.

Maybe Gary's right. I need
to be way sweeter to her,

and whatever my sister needs,
I'm gonna be there for her.

If she trashes my boyfriend
one more time,

she's gonna be eating
her bouquet.

Hey, there's my girl.

You guys are not gonna
believe this.

I just got called
for an audition.

The guitar player
for Coldplay's opening act

just got
an intestinal parasite.

He's gonna have the runs
for months.

How awesome is that?

That's huge!

Coldplay's so over.

Okay, so, when is it?
When is it?

In, like, an hour.

And I need my good-luck charm
to come with me.

- All right, let's go.
- Oh, no, wait, I can't go.

I have the fitting for
my maid of honor's dress,

and I have to be there on time
and be really sweet to her

because I've been
really biatchy.

What if I sing
a really fast song?

- Maybe you could do both.
- Okay.

Oh, my lord.

This diner finally has
something delicious in it!

That's Danielle.

You know her?

Yeah, I mentioned her
before.

You never mentioned
her last name

was my future
baby's mama.

Danielle, hey.

- Hey.
- How are you?

Who's this guy?

I'm sorry.
This is Gary.

Gary, Danielle.
Danielle, Gary.

Danielle goes to NYU,
and she's a dancer.

Gary goes to NYU,
and he's an ass.

Ha ha ha ha! Tina, Tina,
Tina, Tina, Tina.

So...Danielle,

uh, have I seen you on campus?
Are we in a class together?

No, I don't think so.

Oh, well, you know, I just
thought I might've seen you

in Econ or Finance
or Marketing, you know,

because I'm
a business major.

Yeah. So you're looking
at the next Donald Trump.

With better hair,
obviously.

And ebony.

Can we meet up later?

Oh, why, yes, we can.

I was talking to Tina,

and, actually,
I'm running late.

Oh, that's cool,
that's cool.

I'll call you later.

Ooh, that girl
was feeling me!

Okay, Gittle, you know
you're not supposed

to be pinning it
to my ankles, right?

Oh, that dress
looks beautiful on you.

Oh, don't you just
think so?

It really shows off
my back.

I love my back.

No one expects your back
to have a six-pack.

Where is Holly?
She's 45 minutes late.

You know, it's not too late
to make me your moh.

Moh?

M-o-h.
Maid of honor.

Yeah, I guess you have
to be one seven times

before you learn the lingo.

Okay, oh,
I am so sorry I'm late,

but Ben got this amazing
last-minute audition

due to intestinal parasites,
and he got it!

Well, not the parasites --
the gig!

He's in the opening band
for Coldplay on November 17th.

The night
of my bachelorette party?

Yes, but wipe that
terrified look off your face.

No, I like
the terrified look.

I'm very comfortable
with it right now.

You are so cute, Val.
Do you think

I would really miss
your bachelorette party?

I wouldn't miss that
for anything.

What kind of maid of honor --
no, no, no, no, no --

what kind of sister
do you think I am?

The best! Come here.

You're gonna miss Ben's gig
for my party.

No. On the way over here,
I called the Soho house

and moved your bachelorette
party to the following night.

[ gasps ]

Oh, thank you, Jesus.

Wait, I cannot believe
what I am hearing.

Okay, Gittle, get me
the maid of honor dress.

You changed the date
of my bachelorette party?

You had no right
to do that, Holly.

You know, honey, could you
slutty this up a little bit,

because mama's
not going home alone.

Okay, Val,
what's the big deal?

I only moved it
one day.

I don't care
if you moved it one minute.

You had no right
to do that.

Okay, look, I was just trying
to make everybody happy.

Look around, Holly.
Who in this room is happy?

Hear me, and hear me good.
My bachelorette party

is November 17th, and if you
don't want to be there, fine.

Go listen to your
little boyfriend sing.

Oh...
my "little boyfriend"?

What's that supposed
to mean?

It means if you can't find
a way to put the woman

who took care of you
your entire life

first for one night,
then maybe that woman

doesn't want you
as her maid of honor.

Well, if that woman
can't be understanding

of the girl whose boyfriend
got an unbelievable gig

and wants to be there for him,
as well as for her,

then that girl doesn't want
to be her little maid of honor.

Fine.
Consider yourself fired.

No, no, no,
you can't fire me.

I quit.

So it's official?

I'm maid of honor?

Yeah.

Did you hear that,

you little Russian
ball of fun?

I'm maid of honor!

Danielle,
what a coincidence.

Do I know you?

I'm Gary.

From the diner.

The ass.

Oh, right. Bye.

Wait a minute now.

I mean, what are you
doing here?

Are you following me?

I teach dance.

Girl, I study the dance.

Really, and, uh,
whose class are you in?

I'm in, uh, uh...

that one.

Ha! That's the one
I teach.

Oh, my damn!

Look, obviously, Tina told you
I teach a class here,

and you ran over here
because you --

Excuse me,
Miss "I am all of that."

I am taking
this dance class

because my dance partner
signed us up.

In fact, she's in there
waiting for me right now.

Well, uh, you'd better get
in there and find her.

[ chuckles nervously ]

Howdy, partner.

What kind of freak
fires her maid of honor?

I mean, can you believe how
out of control Val is being?

It's like you both needed
a kidney and I gave it to you.

Who moves someone else's
bachelorette party?

She actually put him first.

I mean, have I ever
put you first?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

I was here first.

Yeah, well,
I'm leaving first.

Unh-unh-unh-unh.
Nobody's going anywhere.

Did you trick me
into coming down here?

No, it was Ben's idea.

After you told me that Val
was getting on your nerves

by not talking to Holly.

Oh, so I was getting
on your nerves --

Val, sit down.

Over there.

- Holly, join her.
- I don't wanna.

[ pleading ]
Join her, Holly.

All right, it's time
to get everything

out in the open.

Val feels,
"Oh, my God,

"changing the date
of my bachelorette party

"really, really hurt me,

and if I talk anymore,
I'm gonna cry."

Holly feels,
"Excuse me,

"but I was just trying
to do the right thing

"for my boyfriend
and for my sister.

God, Val!"

Well, you know what?

You have known your sister a lot
longer than your boyfriend,

and I think she should
take priority here.

There. Open enough for you?

Well, I'm sorry,
but I like both of you,

and I'm just trying
to balance everything,

and I'm just
a little girl.

Oh, enough with
the little girl crap!

All right, I think
what we need here, perhaps,

is a little negotiation.

- All right, I'm listening.
- Go ahead.

I'm thinking,
the problem is...

We don't spend enough
quality time together!

You know? Just the two of us.
Like it used to be.

Yeah, I was also gonna
suggest that...

We should both set aside
one night a week

to be together --
just the two of us.

No boyfriends, no wedding
plans, no matter what.

No, that's ridiculous.

I have to schedule time
to be with my sister?

Apparently, you do.

How the hell's
Wednesday work for you?

Tuesday would be better.

- Fine.
- Dinner and a freakin' movie?

- Sounds like a blast.
- Okay, I'll meet you at your place at 7:00.

7:30. And your place
is my place.

Oh, nice top,
by the way.

Thanks, it's yours.

Wow.

You really have Holly down.

Oh, my God,
your Val was uncanny.

Thanks.

[ tap dancing ]

Great.

Everybody's doing
really great.

Except one person.

Okay, kids,
let's take a break.

Get yourselves
a juice box.

You're pathetic.

I know you are,
but what am I?

Come on, seriously,

haven't you had enough?

Obviously,
you're not a dancer.

Yeah, well, maybe not
this kind of dancer,

but I got a couple
of moves.

[ dance music playing ]

* Mirror, mirror
on the wall *

* Tell me, mirror,
what is wrong *

* Can it be
my de la clothes *

* Or is it
just my de la song? *

* What I do
ain't make-believe *

* People say I sit and try *

* But when it comes
to being de la *

* It's just me,
myself, and I *

Whoo!

You wanna come
to my birthday party?

So about the maid
of honor title,

I am so sorry

and I love you so much,

but the thing is,
Holly and I got back together,

so unfortunately, I'm gonna
have to let you go.

What do you think, Gittle?

Is that warm enough,
sensitive enough?

[ sobs ]

Hi.

Hey, what's going on?

Did you hear?

No.

Lauren, I'm so sorry.

No, no,
just please stop, okay?

It's easy
to be a good winner.

What's more impressive
is to be a good loser.

I wanted it so much!

You know what? I'm good.

So who are you cooking for?

Holly.

Oh...super.

Yeah, we decided we're gonna
put aside one night each week

to be together -- kinda like
a date night for sisters.

Oh, well,
that's healthy.

[ whispers ]: She's crazy.

So, whatcha making?

Oh, all of Holly's
favorite things.

It's gonna be so much fun,
just like the old times.

No guys. Just us gals.

Yeah...I don't have
a sister.

Lauren...

No, it's okay, you know?

You learn to be
your own best friend.

How you doing, G.?

You got any dinner plans
for tonight?

You don't understand
a word I'm saying, do you?

Hey, I think I once
ran over a guy with a car.

Man, I feel so much better
confessing that to someone.

Let's go.
Let's giddyap, Gittle.

Okay. Mmm, wow,
what smells so good?

Oh, roast chicken
and old lady.

Okay, I'm gonna
tell you something right now

that if we weren't already
getting married,

you'd want to marry me.
Who's your favorite singer?

Michael Bolton.

Let me rephrase. Who's your
favorite singer of all time?

The best entertainer to appear
onstage anywhere, anytime...

Prince.

Yes! So, I guess
if your fiancé were to score

two tickets tonight to his
concert at Radio City, then...

Shut up.

Put on your
raspberry beret!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

What?

Tonight is my thing
with Holly.

But, honey, it's Prince.

And there were scalpers
involved.

Oh, I can't do it.

Tonight's the first night
of our weekly get-togethers.

If I cancel on her,
what is that saying

about my feelings
for her --

that Prince is more important
than my sister?

All right. I get it.

I guess I can get
somebody else to go.

No!

I mean, maybe I can
make both work, okay?

Uh, maybe I can move up
the sister dinner.

What time's the concert?

7:30. Pick you up
downstairs at 6:45.

Okay, yes, I'll just move
the dinner up to 5:00,

and we'll bond until 6:30,

and then I'm going
to see Prince!

Oh, my goodness!

- Hey.
- Hey.

Rick sent me over
to give this to Val.

Oh, what is it?

Excuse me, I don't look
in the packages.

I took an oath.
I'm a professional. God.

Ticket to the Prince
concert tonight.

Third row, center.

"Val, I'm running late.

Meet you in front
of the theater at 7:00. Rick."

[ gasps ]

No wonder she wants
to have dinner at 5:00.

She's standing me up
for a boy.

After all that crap
she gave me about Ben?

You should break up
with Ben.

What?

What? I don't know,
I gotta go.

It's almost 6:00.
Where the hell have you been?

I mean...let's eat.

Aww...

Val, what's the rush?

This is our big night
together.

We wanna make it last...
and last!

But, Holly, come on,
I'm starving here.

And...[ yawns ]

I'm feeling
kind of sleepy.

Maybe we should make it
an early night.

No way.

I've been looking forward
to this all week.

This is our big night
to catch up with each other.

But first, I'm gonna
take a shower.

No, no, no, no,
you know what?

I'm gonna take a bath.

A long, leisurely
bubble bath.

No, no, no!
You can't.

There's no hot water left.
I used it all for the broccoli.

Okay, come here,
sit down.

Here we go.
Let's eat.

Here's your fork.

Wow...

pizza bagels. You really
went all out.

Yep. Ha ha. Dig in.

Wait, Val, didn't we
forget something?

We didn't say grace.

Yeah, for the last 18 years.

Lord, thank you

for this abundance

of cheese.

This bounty
of tomato sauce,

this smattering
of olives --

Yeah, I think God's got
bigger fish to fry, all right,

so wrap it up.

- Amen.
- Amen.

Mmm.

Dessert?

Val, no, wait,
we haven't even talked yet.

Tell me
about your week.

I wanna hear the good,
bad, the happy, the sad,

the boring...

Okay.

Let's see, um,
no, nothing new with me.

You?

Hmm...

well, Monday at 9:00,

I went to get on the subway,

but the entrance on Broadway
was closed.

Then on Tuesday,
it was open.

Oh...

What's the matter?

I think I ate too fast.

Hmm. Oh, no.

Yeah, maybe I should
go down to the pharmacy

and get some
of that Pepto-Bismol.

Well, you might not
want to go to the pharmacy

without your Prince ticket.

You are so busted.

Holly, I'm so sorry.
I'm a horrible, horrible person,

but Prince, Holly, Prince!

Val, I cannot believe
that you would let a date

with a boy come between
you and your sister!

What does that say
about us, Val, huh --

that I'm not a priority?

No, of course
you're my priority,

but Prince is only here
for one night, Holly.

Go!

Really?

Yes, really, it's Prince.

Val, we can do this dinner
any night.

That's the thing
about sisters.

We can do anything
to each other,

and we'll always know that
we'll be there for each other.

And we don't need
to make an appointment

to prove it.

I hate it when you're
smarter than me.

Get used to it, baby.

Okay, now go.
Get the hell outta here.

You are so awesome!

- Hey...
- Yeah?

You know I love you.

Yeah, yeah,
quit smothering me, would you?

Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com

Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0