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That movie
was incredible.

Mmm, so good, so intense.

All that
homoerotic subtext.

What?

Oh, come on, Eddie!

Hugh Jackman takes
the other guy's pistol,

Slides it into his holster
in slow motion.

Oh, very...come on!
He needed a gun.

It was late at night. They
were alone in the woods,

Sharing a cabin...
oh, my God. Wh...

What the hell's that?

That's the car.
I had it all wired up

For that
hands-free stuff.

Let me see.

No. Okay.

Hello.

Hey, man. It's Kenny.

Hey, Kenny.

Joy's in the car.

Oh, hey, Joy.

Hey, Kenny.

So, what's up?

Guess I'm
just gonna say hi

And make sure you
guys got home safely.

I gotta go. Bye.

All right.

Bye.

Thanks for a
wonderful evening.

Date night is
as exciting now

As it was back when I was
trying to sleep with you.

I gotta be honest
with you,

If we were
teenagers,

I would have
had you come in

And look at that.
It was so...

If we were teenagers, you probably
would have photographed it.

Hey, question for you.

Yes, my love.

Why did you tell Kenny
that I was in the car

While you were
on the speakerphone?

Well, before I answer,

Are you happy or
mad that I told him?

I don't know.

It just sounded to me
like you were worried

That...that he might say something
that you didn't want me to hear.

So...

Mad.

No, just curious.

But...but it's like
a hostile curiosity?

Oh, my God!
Just answer the question.

All right, look. Look.

There is nothing

That I didn't
want you to hear.

It was just, common
speakerphone etiquette,

You know, to...to inform the caller
that there are people present.

Just...

Right, and you're always so
obsessed with proper etiquette,

Mr. "hey, smell my burp."

All right, look...
look at it like this.

Let's say you were
invisible, okay,

And I took you out
to a cocktail party

And I was talking
to someone.

Wouldn't it be rude if I
didn't tell my new friend,

"oh, by the way,

"my beautiful wife is
standing right next to me,

Who just happens to
be invisible"? It's...

All right, first of all, you've
never taken me to a cocktail party,

Visible, invisible,
so I don't see how it applies.

Well, I just think that
that is a very colorful scenario

To prove my point
quite well.

Whatever.

So there's nothing
that you've done

That you're hiding
from me?

No.

Because just so you know,
if you did do something

And I find out about it,
you're gonna be

In a lot more trouble
than if you just tell me now.

What am I, 9?

In many ways, yes.

Okay, I promise you
there is nothing.

Okay. Well, I'm just
telling you that th...

If there is something,
I will find out about it.

Of course you will.

And I plan on doing
some digging.

Aw, dig away.

I...oh, I will.

Okay, good, because you're
not gonna find anything.

I'll be the judge of that.

Well, then I'll get you
a robe and gavel.

Great.

Fine.
Perfect.

I love it.

I didn't
do anything.

We'll see.

So, Kenny, what the
hell was that last night?

What do you mean?

In the car
on the speakerphone.

You just called
to say hello?

I mean, that got Joy all
suspicious for no reason.

I was callin' to see
if you saw the eagle game.

So why didn't
you say that?

Because you said
Joy's there.

Everyone knows
when someone says,

"my wife's in the car,"
you dummy up.

But see, now, she thinks
I did somethin' wrong.

Did you?
No.

Then why'd you say,
"my wife's in the car"?

Because she was.

It's speakerphone
courtesy.

Now she's gonna
be looking around

Because she thinks I
did something wrong.

But if you didn't do
anything, what's the problem?

It's always a problem if
your wife is sniffin' around.

Even if there's nothin' to
find, no good can come from it.

She's gonna end up,
finding a business card

From a lunch
I had 3 years ago,

Put it together with a piece of
sand she found in my flip-flops,

And, boom, all of a sudden, I
have another family in tahiti.

I tell you
what you gotta do.

You gotta
give her somethin'.

What do you mean?

You gotta
cop a plea.

Make up
somethin' small.

Tell her that's what
you were hiding.

You get a slap
on the wrist.

She stops
sniffin' around.

Case closed.

Okay, that's good.
That's good.

But what do I give her?
I got nothin'.

Is there somethin' from
your lives I can use?

Nope. I was always
totally honest with my wife.

That's why we're divorced.

All right.
Karl, what do you got?

My wife's
under the illusion

I'm a pretty big
war hero.

Ok, that's not
gonna work, either.

How 'bout you tell her you had a dream
about one of her friends' boobies?

Nice.

Hey. Okay.

Okay, I like that,
because that's...

That's something
in the subconscious.

That's something
I can't control.

Exactly.

And...and I could say
that you called me

To talk about the dream and I
said Joy was there to stop you.

That's good, but every
good lie needs details.

Now, which one of Joy's
friends has really nice boobs?

Whew. Wow,
that's a tough one.

I mean, quite frankly, any
boob I can't see is a nice one.

I'm gonna go with
Jane Wasserman.

Boom. Done.
No. Wait!

I can't do that.
Why not?

Well, because that means now
every time I'm around Jane,

I can't look
at her boobs,

And at this point
in my life,

I'm just not ready
to give that up.

So how's the
sniffin' around goin'?

Find anything yet?

A gum wrapper,
a mini golf pencil,

And a yarmulke
in your suit pocket.

Puttin' some things
together.

Ah, you can
call off the dogs,

Because I have
been hiding something.

You were right.

I knew it.

Why do you try
to get stuff by me?

What did you do?

It's...you know,
It's really silly,

And I should have
told you earlier.

It's... okay, you know,
last Wednesday,

When I told you
that I was working late?

Yeah.

Well, I wasn't
working late, okay?

Kenny and I, we went
to an indian casino,

And we played
a little poker,

And I lost 42 dollars,
and, that was it,

So it's out there.

See?

Now, was that so hard?

I mean, doesn't that
make you feel better?

It does make me
feel better, absolutely.

You are as right
as you are slender.

And, it was dumb of me
not to say something earlier,

But now the...
the slate is clean, okay,

So no more sniffing,
no more judging,

No more snooping,
all right?

So why don't we get
to the main course tonight?

What are we havin', one of the 2
kinds of chicken you make every night?

Yes.

You...do you know what's
weird, though?

I actually drove by
the school on Wednesday,

And your...your car was
still in your space.

That's because,
Kenny picked me up.

See, but I left
my car in the space

So if you drove by, you would
still think that I was working.

Wow. You really thought this
whole thing through, huh?

Yeah, it's pretty
calculated.

I'm not proud.

But I thought you said that Kenny's
car was in the shop last week.

Did I?

Yeah, you did.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

See...see, honey, when I...
when I say last week,

What I mean is...
is the week before last.

So 2 weeks ago?

Yes. 2 week is correct.

Now, if I mean the week
prior to the week we're in,

That would be
the previous week,

But the week, a week...
Week ago would be...

That's...that's...
that's a 2-weeker right there,

So that's...that's how I...
that's how I dooze it, you know?

That's...I know
it's unconventional,

But that's...that's how
my mama taught me,

So I'm just...
I'm just tryin'...

I'm lying. I'm lying.

I'm lying again.

I don't...all right.
I'm gonna...

I'm gonna come clean here,
all right?

Kenny's car
was in the shop.

Last week?

Yes.

Okay.

So if Kenny's car
was in the shop

And your car
was at school,

How'd you get to
the indian casino?

We hoofed it.

You walked?

That is correct.

It's 72 miles.

We hoofed it
to the freight trains, see,

And then we hopped on up there
like a couple of old-time hobos.

Ok, I don't believe a word
you're saying right now.

Oh, where did
I lose you, "hobo"?

Somewhere around there,
yeah.

All right, so...so, ok.

So what you're saying now is
that...that you think I'm lying.

No, I think
your lie is a lie,

And I think
you're doing it

To cover up something
that you really did,

And it must be
something really big,

'cause you're makin' up all kinds
of stuff to throw me off your scent.

Oh, that is...is totally cra...
yeah, yeah. Grea...great idea.

That's something
I would really do.

I would use a fake lie
to cover up my real lie.

Yeah, yeah.
That's really a great idea.

Yeah, that's...that's
the plan I would use, Joy.

H-how...how stupid
do you think I am, really?

I mean, come o... I know I'm
stupid, but I'm not that stupid.

I'm not so sure
you're not that stupid.

Well...

I am sure.

That's because
you're stupid.

You know what?

I was gonna let
this whole thing go.

I really wa...
I actually felt badly.

But now, I am gonna
be watching you, buddy.

I am gonna be
in your head.

I am gonna know what you're
thinking before you think it.

Yeah, what am I
thinkin' right now?

You want brownies.

Get out of my head,
you witch!

Hey! There's
my think tank.

Lunch is on me, fellas.

Really?
No.

How'd it go?
Bad.

What happened?

She didn't buy
my fake lie.

She tore it apart like a
fat man on a pot roast.

Which lie
did you go with?

Pretended to work late,
walk to indian casino.

Wow. How'd she see
through that one?

It's not funny, man.

It's a little funny.

No, no, no, it isn't.
I'm in big trouble,

And I haven't done anything.
What the hell is going on?

Okay, let's just
calm down.

I can't calm down. My lie
is spinning out of control.

What lie?

There isn't one!

That's the problem.

I have to do
something bad, and fast.

I don't know why I listened
to you guys in the first place.

All right, look.

So our plan
didn't work.

It's not
the first time.

It's true.
You can't be shocked by this.

Eddie, I know
this looks bad,

But you're basically
a good person.

I mean, even if
she's lookin',

What's she
really gonna find?

Yeah. I mean, what's the worst
thing you've done in your marriage?

I did somethin'.

What?

I can't tell you.

Was it
in southeast asia?

What? No.

I'm not buyin' it.

You didn't do
anything wrong.

You're a choirboy.

No, I did something wrong.

I'm a very bad man.

What did you do
that was so wrong?

I've never
said it out loud.

Something very dark.

Very devastating.

If it ever was
discovered, it would...

Render the last 20 years
of my marriage meaningless.

What was
the last part?

"meaningless."

20 years ago, when Joy
and I first got together,

We decided
to move in, right.

She...she had this cat
named goober.

I explained to her that
I was allergic to cats.

A few days later, she gave
her beloved goober away.

She did it for me.

She did it for love.

It was
an amazing gesture

That I can never repay.

So what's wrong
with that?

I'm not allergic
to cats.

I just hate 'em,
especially that no-good,

Ankle-bitin'
son of a bitch.

Anyway, after...after
she gave the cat away,

She cried herself to
sleep for the next 6 weeks.

Well, why didn't you
just tell her the truth?

Well, I couldn't show
her that I was a liar

That early in
our relationship.

But you were.

No, not to her.

To her, I was
sweet, nice Eddie

With a crippling
cat allergy.

How do you live
with the guilt?

It's not easy,
my brother.

Every night, I would lie
awake and just pray to God

That I would actually
become allergic to cats

So I could live with
myself retroactively.

But my prayers
were never answered.

For the last 20 years,
every time I walk by a cat,

I have to start
sneezing wildly.

It's not easy.
It's a lot of pressure

And, quite frankly,
looks rather silly.

But I do it.

Our car once broke down
in front of a cat farm.

I had to actually
fake a seizure.

A cat farm?

Oh, they're out there,
mostly in amish country.

And 9.

Come on. Every rep
is a decision to be fit.

Challenge yourself. And...

10. Yes.

All right. All right,
you want a turn?

Nah, I'm good.

You sure?

Oh, super sure.

I just actually caught
a glimpse of myself

In the mirror,
and I like what I see.

Ah, come on, Joy. You
know how good you feel

When you work out and you
get those endorphins flowin'.

You feel like you really
accomplished something.

All right. All right,
let's do this.

Let me just get
my weights.

Feel the burn.

So, did you find out
what Eddie did?

No. He's holding out on me.

You know, the other night, I
actually went through his jacket.

Did you find
anything?

Meatball sandwich.

Pretty unsolved
rubik's cube.

I swear...you know, I know
that he has done something,

And I can't
figure it out.

I mean,
it's drivin' me nuts.

You know,
my friend sheila

Found a pair of panties
and a cocktail dress

In her husband's
gym bag.

Turns out
he was a cross-dresser.

Well, I...I don't have to
worry about that with Eddie.

There's no high heel in the
world that would fit those feet.

Last year, I thought
steven was having an affair.

Turns out he was just being blackmailed
by a former business partner.

I was worried
for nothing.

You don't think Eddie could be
having an affair, do you?

Oh, of course not.

I mean,
how's your sex life?

Well, we haven't
had sex lately.

Define "lately."

Not in a while.

Define "a while."

I don't wanna.

All right, look,

I'm gonna level with you.

I'm gonna be totally honest,
because this is crazy.

The reason I said
Joy was in the car

Is because as...
as you know,

Kenny does not have
the benefit of a woman.

And sometimes,

He calls me late at night,

And I talk dirty to him.

Oh, my God.
You're having an affair.

No, no. No, no. I'm no...I'm
not sleeping with him.

It's just dirty talk.

No, tha...that is
not what I mean.

You're lying
to me again.

There must be something.
You must be having an affai...

Is it that tramp,
Jane Wasserman?

Because
I will kill her.

Come...okay, now... now you're
acting like a crazy person.

Well, what am I supposed to
think? You keep lying to me.

Okay, first of all, I could
never get Jane Wasserman.

Right? Yeah.

I mean, could I? If...

All right, look. Thi...

Okay, here's the point.

I love you more
than you can imagine,

And I would never cheat
on you in a million years.

You wanna know
what the truth is?

I never did anything.

Then why on earth
would you lie to me?

Because you didn't trust me, and
you said you would start digging.

Well, who cares, if
there's nothing to find?

Well, ho...nothing to fi... how do I...
don't know what you're gonna find.

You just got done saying
that there was nothing.

I did.

Then you're still
afraid of me digging?

That's right.

Well, then you must be
lying about something.

I'm not. I'm not
lying about anything.

This is
absolutely crazy.

I know, because you're
makin' everything screwy.

That's why.
Okay.

Back up here,
all right?

Yes. When you told
Kenny, "Joy's in the car,"

You were not hiding
anything at all?

I...nothing.

I'm as clean
as a whistle.

Because trust is the most
important thing in a relationship.

I gotta tell you, if you don't
have trust, you don't have nothin'.

And I could not agree
with you more.

Okay, so just to clear
the decks here,

Is there anything else, any other
lies that you wanna clean up?

There is...

Anything at all from
our whole relationship,

Anything that you
haven't told me?

There is nothing.
I am an open book.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

There is one thing.

What?

I'm not allergic to cats.

What is that, now?

I'm not allergic to cats.

Never have been.

Well, of course you are.

You sneeze every time
we pass a cat.

Yeah, tha-that's
a fake sneeze.

A fake sneeze?

See? Like that.

Oh, my God.

You made me
give away goober

Because you were
allergic to cats.

Why would you
do that to me?

I loved that cat more
than anything in the world.

I'm just not
a big cat guy.

You're not
a big cat guy?

I am a big war hero,
though.

I took the day off, and I...
drove up to amish country,

And I stopped at that cat
farm we used to pass by.

God, I don't know
why I'm lying. I...

I got her at the pet store at the mall.

Aw, Eddie.

I know she's not
your old cat,

But I hope that you could learn
to love this little creature

And maybe
someday me again.

If you need me,
I'll be in my room.

Hi.

Thanks for a new kitty, babe.

Don't you just love the way she
likes to sleep in between us?

Yeah, it's the best.

Hello.

Hey, it's Kenny.

Hey, Kenny.

What's up?

Man, you were right.

That new waitress
has amazing cans.

How did you
describe them again?

Joy's in the car,
isn't she?

Hi, Kenny.

He also said your cans
are pretty great.

You know, for your age.

I'm gonna hang up now.

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