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Previously on Awkward...
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You applied to college?
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I didn't tell anyone.
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- We make a great team.
- Totally.
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I'm glad we're hanging out
because I like you, Jenna.
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- Gabby's a really cool girl.
- Yeah, she is.
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So are you.
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Senior year was two-thirds over,
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and I still hadn't been
accepted to college.
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Thankfully, spring break
was right around the corner,
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so I'd have plenty of quality time
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to wallow in self-pity.
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Great news!
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Ally rented a beach house
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in Rosarito, Mexico, for spring break,
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and the whole family is invited.
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We are going spring breaking!
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Spring break with Sadie: Pass.
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Well, you can bring Tamara.
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Ally said the house is huge,
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and Sadie's invited lots of friends
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to celebrate her acceptance to Columbia.
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And I think I'm gonna have
a tequila shot for breakfast.
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That's great, Mom.
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You and Sadie have a lot to celebrate,
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what, with you both going
to college in the fall.
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Yeah, can you just keep that
stuff between us for now?
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You still haven't told him?
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I'm waiting for the right time.
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Time for what?
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Someone in this room
got into Lockard College.
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Oh, thank God. I didn't
want to say anything,
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but if you weren't accepted
anywhere by spring break,
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I was really going to start to worry.
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Oh.
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Not me.
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Surprise!
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Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
www.addic7ed.com
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What the hell is going on?
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When I was visiting campuses
with Jenna this fall,
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I started thinking,
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"is it really too late for me?"
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- Yes.
- What?
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You applied to college without telling me?
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Because if I didn't get in,
there would be nothing to tell.
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But... I got in.
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So you're gonna commute or
pledge a sorority, or what?
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Aren't you a little old for all of that?
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Yeah, Mom, if you want to party,
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why don't you just join the country club
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like all the other normal moms?
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I do not want to party.
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I want a career.
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I think I might become a fixer.
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A fixer?
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That's a career?
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Yes, you call a fixer
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when you're in real deep.
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And they make all kinds
of secret phone calls
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to the police and press... Whoever.
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Mom, that's not a
career, that's a TV show.
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Lace, you don't really have to go.
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I mean, it's enough that you got in.
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I am proud of you.
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Oh, no.
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I'm going.
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I just need to do a little more research.
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I call the TV tonight.
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Look at her,
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holding court like some
newly engaged Kardashian.
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Congrats, Sadie.
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Yeah, congrats.
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Right back at you,
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if you ever get accepted
to anywhere, Hamilton.
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I had tried to put my guilty conscience
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about my drunken hookup with Matty to bed,
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but I sensed a wake-up
call was on its way.
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Very cool, Sadie.
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Lots to celebrate on
spring break in Rosarito.
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Thanks again for including me.
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Of course.
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Ignore anything my slaggy Aunt Ally says.
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She thinks she's using all my friends
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to mule Mexican pharmaceuticals
across the border.
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Hey, thanks again for all
your help with Matty's party.
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By the way, you left
your tequila at his house.
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Oh, no, I got it.
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You did? When?
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It was definitely still
there after you left.
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I dropped it off to her.
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I took it to her on...
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- Saturday.
- Sunday.
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- Sometime over the weekend.
- Yeah.
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Oh, well, thanks again for bringing it.
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I definitely owe you one.
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Oh, hey, Gabby.
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Team meeting before class.
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Got to run, see ya.
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Okay, bye.
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Bye.
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I am a horrible person.
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No, you're not.
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What do you know?
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You're a horrible person too.
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I feel terrible lying to her.
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Maybe we should just
tell her about the hookup.
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What? No.
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Why would we do that?
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One thing I have learned
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is that secrets always
have a way of coming out.
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The important thing is that we stopped
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before it went too far.
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Exactly.
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It was just a kiss, not a big deal.
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Boys, wait up.
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I need something.
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Aw, princess, keep up the sweet talk.
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Your wish is your demand.
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Listen, I can't afford Columbia,
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and I'm not going into
debt for the next 40 years.
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Is that a whiff of desperation I smell?
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Mmm, desperation mixed with bitchery
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is such an intoxicating cocktail.
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Good, so drink it up.
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I'm a finalist for the
Elsa Hax Scholarship,
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which will give me a
free ride at Columbia.
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They want a one-minute video
showing who I really am,
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so I need your expert skills
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to make me look like the kind
of sad, simpering sycophant
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they love to throw money at.
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That really will require expertise.
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And possibly CGI.
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Great, I'll send you the deets.
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Jake, I'm shooting my scholarship video
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with Theo and Cole later,
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- and I want you there too.
- Sure.
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I learned a lot about production
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making my music videos.
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Oh, no, I don't need you for any of that.
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Please, those music videos were pathetic.
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I need an image consultant.
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I want to come off as sweet and sincere,
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and you're like vanilla ice cream:
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Boring, but everyone likes it,
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'cause it's bland, benign, milquetoast...
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I get it.
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So will you help me?
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Pretty please?
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[Knocking]
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[Hellogoodbye's Die Young,
Die Dumb; Not Soon playing]
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Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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You have a girlfriend.
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Yeah, I tried calling my biological dad.
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His number was old.
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I guess that's no surprise.
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Like he'd have the same
number for 18 years.
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Well, maybe there's someplace
you can get updated info.
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Have you tried looking online?
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No, there's gotta be a
million Daniel Durands.
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A million or...
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136.
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Jenna?
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Oh, hey, Matty, I didn't
know you were here.
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Your girlfriend's name is Gabby, right?
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Jeez, Mom, what are you, TMZ?
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Well, she's at the front door.
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Hey.
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I wanted to replace this
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since Matty totaled your other one.
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That is so sweet.
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You didn't have to do this.
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She really didn't,
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because I felt guilty enough.
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I have to say,
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I had doubts about this spring break trip.
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I know Sadie and Matty go way back,
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but she kind of scares me.
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We went to pre-school together,
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and my main memory of her
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was of burning insects
with a magnifying glass.
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Oh, she can still do that trick...
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- with her eyes.
- [Laughs]
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Well, that's why I was so glad to hear
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you're going on the trip too.
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It'll be nice to have a real friend there.
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That's me.
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Your real horrible friend.
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You got to go.
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Why? Is she coming?
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No, she left, but you got to go.
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Relax, she doesn't know I'm here.
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We still have time to
search a little bit more.
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I can't do this.
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I can't stand sneaking around.
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Maybe you should be doing
this with Gabby instead of me.
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Jeez, relax. Why do you have to make
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such a big deal out of everything?
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If this comes out the wrong way
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or over spring break,
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it will be a big deal.
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Promise me you'll talk to her.
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Okay, yeah, whatever.
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"I ended up living with my aunt,
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who is battling a chronic
and debilitating illness"?
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What's wrong with Ally?
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Sounds like she's dying.
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Her liver is.
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She's a drunken slut.
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You should just say that.
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Speak your truth.
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No, she's trying to win this thing.
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If this were about being real,
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I'd tell these scholarship people
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how [Bleep] lucky they'd be to get me.
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But the Elsa Hax Scholarship committee
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wants an ambassador of suckiness,
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so I'm gonna have to act it.
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Ah, the basic bait-and-bitch switch.
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Exactly.
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So are we ready?
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Let's get this [Bleep] rolling.
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Action.
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After my own financial reversal
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I came to see Palos Hills High School
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as a gilded cage of
complacency and entitlement.
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Unexpectedly, it was working
on the food truck that...
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Try not to say "food truck"
like you're constipated.
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How else am I supposed to say a word
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that makes me think of
vile, stanky sausage?
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Unexpectedly, it was working with people
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from different socioeconomic backgrounds
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that made me feel connected to everyone,
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not just those lucky
enough to be born affluent.
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This dual imperative of
social justice and humility
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is what I hope will
both buttress and inform
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my studies at Columbia.
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Did we get it?
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Because if I have to
smile for one more minute,
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I am going to puke.
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Yeah, I think so.
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How long will this take to cut together?
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It'll require painstaking work
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to knit together 60 seconds
wiped of all bitchery and shade.
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Great, I won't be needing
your services any longer.
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- Come back, Sadie.
- Oh, no, my dreams are ruined.
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I want you to edit it.
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Me? What... why?
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Because I got what I needed
from those twisted twinks,
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and now I need a nice
guy to do as he's told.
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So don't [Bleep] it up, okay?
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Oh...
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And thank you so much, Jake.
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I had survived last
night's close encounter
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and was determined to be
a better friend to Gabby
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by limiting future encounters with Matty.
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Jen.
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Matty told me what went
down after his party,
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and I totally understand.
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Don't worry.
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We never even have to speak about it.
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Oh, thank God.
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I knew you'd understand.
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I mean, we didn't mean
for anything to happen.
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00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:51,963
We were just both really
drunk and sad, and...
267
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,030
Hey.
268
00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:56,133
Did you hook up with Jenna?
269
00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,135
I thought you told her. She said...
270
00:08:58,137 --> 00:08:59,637
He told me you've been talking a lot
271
00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,739
because you're upset
your mom got into college.
272
00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,074
That is true, too.
273
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,343
I am such an idiot.
274
00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:08,212
You two have fun on spring break together.
275
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,748
No, Gabby, wait, it's...
276
00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:14,518
Thanks, Jenna.
277
00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,719
Gabby.
278
00:09:18,857 --> 00:09:20,191
Let's eat inside today.
279
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:23,227
There's too much trash out here.
280
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,695
What's with intimidation nation?
281
00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:27,664
I thought you were tight
with "Gab" and her crew.
282
00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:28,699
Things have changed.
283
00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,266
Oh, my God, what have you done now?
284
00:09:30,268 --> 00:09:31,568
Why do you just assume it's my fault?
285
00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,204
Because I've known you my whole life.
286
00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:37,340
Matty and I sort of hooked up,
287
00:09:37,342 --> 00:09:39,409
briefly and barely,
after his birthday party.
288
00:09:39,411 --> 00:09:41,011
How could you be so d?j?-stupid?
289
00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,479
When are you gonna learn?
290
00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:44,580
Old boyfriends are like
chips: No double-dipping.
291
00:09:44,582 --> 00:09:46,916
It's not like that. It
was a really intense night.
292
00:09:46,918 --> 00:09:48,951
I'd just found out that
my mom got into Lockard,
293
00:09:48,953 --> 00:09:51,854
and Matty...
294
00:09:51,856 --> 00:09:53,323
Really? More secrets?
295
00:09:53,325 --> 00:09:54,824
It's not my secret, it's Matty's.
296
00:09:54,826 --> 00:09:56,692
Okay, I know I can't keep a secret,
297
00:09:56,694 --> 00:09:58,594
but you still... later.
298
00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:16,811
I decided to finish my
lunch in a familiar place
299
00:10:16,813 --> 00:10:19,214
without the judgmental stares.
300
00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:26,219
_
301
00:10:26,245 --> 00:10:30,532
Unfortunately, judgment was
hard to outrun in high school.
302
00:10:30,558 --> 00:10:32,725
Honesty had proved a dangerous policy,
303
00:10:32,728 --> 00:10:34,228
and I was suffering the consequences
304
00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:35,762
from Gabby and her crew.
305
00:10:35,764 --> 00:10:39,333
Luckily, I had a guidance
counselor available 24/7.
306
00:10:39,335 --> 00:10:41,002
[Laughter]
307
00:10:41,004 --> 00:10:43,437
[Muffled] Spring break, woot-woot!
308
00:10:43,439 --> 00:10:44,550
Did you hear?
309
00:10:44,576 --> 00:10:46,409
Will and I are going to
be meeting you in Mexico.
310
00:10:46,742 --> 00:10:48,542
Yeah, I'm teaching Val how to scuba dive.
311
00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,043
I can't believe she's never gone down
312
00:10:50,045 --> 00:10:52,312
and explored all the life
just teeming in the ocean.
313
00:10:52,314 --> 00:10:53,408
Well, what can I say?
314
00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:56,034
I never wanted to go down until I met you.
315
00:10:56,218 --> 00:10:57,518
Huh?
316
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,352
Should I give you guys some private time?
317
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,254
Yeah, thanks.
318
00:11:01,256 --> 00:11:02,255
I heard about your hookup.
319
00:11:02,257 --> 00:11:03,205
I get it.
320
00:11:03,231 --> 00:11:05,301
That intimidation nation
group scares me too.
321
00:11:05,327 --> 00:11:06,659
It's understandable.
322
00:11:06,661 --> 00:11:08,127
The only way you felt you could compete
323
00:11:08,153 --> 00:11:09,252
was by slutting it up.
324
00:11:09,276 --> 00:11:11,210
It wasn't about that. I was sad.
325
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,745
I just found out my mom got into college.
326
00:11:13,747 --> 00:11:14,980
Well, bravo.
327
00:11:14,982 --> 00:11:16,381
She's challenging herself,
328
00:11:16,383 --> 00:11:17,850
exploring uncharted waters.
329
00:11:17,852 --> 00:11:19,784
Yeah, I understand Lacey's need to grow.
330
00:11:19,786 --> 00:11:23,321
Will is pushing me to break
free from my normal routine.
331
00:11:23,323 --> 00:11:25,590
Speaking of, I need to be au courant
332
00:11:25,592 --> 00:11:28,259
on all things sexual for spring break.
333
00:11:28,261 --> 00:11:31,028
Is it really possible to fit two whole...
334
00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,330
Okay, not engaging.
335
00:11:32,332 --> 00:11:33,431
Okay, good talk.
336
00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:35,032
Don't be so hard on yourself.
337
00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:36,167
It takes two to tango,
338
00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:37,401
or sometimes three.
339
00:11:37,403 --> 00:11:38,402
It's not all your fault.
340
00:11:38,404 --> 00:11:39,971
It's all your fault.
341
00:11:39,973 --> 00:11:42,866
Thanks to you, Matty isn't
going on spring break.
342
00:11:42,892 --> 00:11:43,607
What? I thought it was
343
00:11:43,609 --> 00:11:44,942
just Gabby who wasn't going.
344
00:11:44,944 --> 00:11:46,277
Matty is one of the few people
345
00:11:46,279 --> 00:11:47,945
I actually care about in this school.
346
00:11:47,947 --> 00:11:49,847
And now he's not going because of you
347
00:11:49,849 --> 00:11:52,783
and your overeager, rasty little beaver.
348
00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:57,095
Next up,
349
00:11:57,126 --> 00:11:58,554
a video essay, submitted to us
350
00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:00,347
this very morning by Sadie Saxton,
351
00:12:00,349 --> 00:12:02,048
who's a finalist for
the Elsa Hax Scholarship,
352
00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:04,751
which she hopes will pay her
way to Columbia University.
353
00:12:04,753 --> 00:12:07,653
Take note, all you juniors.
This is the kind of sucking up
354
00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:10,590
that gets you a free
ride to the Ivy League.
355
00:12:10,592 --> 00:12:12,792
My name is Sadie Saxton,
356
00:12:12,794 --> 00:12:16,295
and I'm a senior here at
Palos Hills... [Bleep].
357
00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:17,329
Can we do it again?
358
00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:19,031
I said "Palos" like a cholo.
359
00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:20,433
[Laughter]
360
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,268
I've embraced my experiences
361
00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:23,836
beyond the gilded [Bleep]... Cages.
362
00:12:23,838 --> 00:12:25,237
[Bleep], I have to do that again.
363
00:12:25,239 --> 00:12:26,439
[Laughter]
364
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,240
Can you stop whispering?
365
00:12:28,242 --> 00:12:30,443
Stop whispering, Mary-Kate and Trashley.
366
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,710
Shut the [Bleep] up.
367
00:12:31,712 --> 00:12:33,745
Shut the [Bleep] up or get out.
368
00:12:33,747 --> 00:12:35,981
[Laughter]
369
00:12:35,983 --> 00:12:37,249
If you ask for one more take,
370
00:12:37,251 --> 00:12:39,751
I will smash this camera into your brain.
371
00:12:39,753 --> 00:12:42,154
- [Laughter]
- Give that back to me... [grunts]!
372
00:12:42,156 --> 00:12:45,157
[Bleep] [Bleep] Get it together, [Bleep].
373
00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:48,293
- Shut the [Bleep] up!
- [Laughter]
374
00:12:50,568 --> 00:12:54,037
I am going to flay and murder you...
375
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:55,438
very slowly.
376
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,840
That sounds hot.
377
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,076
But, sadly, can't take credit.
378
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,343
Jake is your man.
379
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:03,680
Someone spiked that vanilla
shake with a little rum.
380
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,183
Rosati!
381
00:13:07,185 --> 00:13:08,585
What the hell, Rosati?
382
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,086
That is not the video you showed me.
383
00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:12,289
That better not be the
video that went to Columbia.
384
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,757
Aw, you don't like it?
385
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,392
I thought the point was
to capture the real you.
386
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:16,959
This is not a joke, you ass.
387
00:13:16,961 --> 00:13:18,295
How about instead of the word "ass,"
388
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,297
you substitute "one of my oldest friends,
389
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,464
who's always had my back."
390
00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:24,000
You didn't send it.
391
00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:25,367
I knew you it. You are too...
392
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,393
Nice?
393
00:13:26,419 --> 00:13:28,680
Here's the thing. We're all used to you.
394
00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:30,472
You exhale so much snark on a daily basis,
395
00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:32,608
you might actually be
what's killing the bees.
396
00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:34,076
I'm getting bored.
397
00:13:34,078 --> 00:13:37,079
At Columbia, no one knows you yet.
398
00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:38,681
You get a clean slate.
399
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:40,549
Oh, I get it.
400
00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:43,251
You're trying to teach me a lesson.
401
00:13:43,253 --> 00:13:44,386
Precious.
402
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,387
Really, I'm touched.
403
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,022
Let me think about this,
404
00:13:47,024 --> 00:13:48,791
'cause maybe it'll convince
me to change my ways
405
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:51,092
and go off to college
as a super nice girl.
406
00:13:51,094 --> 00:13:53,228
No, you'll never be that, Sadie.
407
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,163
But maybe you're not as big a bitch
408
00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:57,132
as you want everyone to think you are.
409
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:04,239
No, I totally am.
410
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:05,307
Matty, wait.
411
00:14:05,309 --> 00:14:06,507
Look, we made a mistake.
412
00:14:06,509 --> 00:14:07,642
Yeah, I know, we should have told her.
413
00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:08,944
Things have a way of coming out.
414
00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:10,578
You have to communicate with her, Matty.
415
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:11,579
Yeah, I'm trying.
416
00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:12,714
It's not that easy.
417
00:14:12,716 --> 00:14:13,815
Well, you're able to with me,
418
00:14:13,817 --> 00:14:15,149
in your own sort of way.
419
00:14:15,151 --> 00:14:17,184
Yeah, well, it's easier with you.
420
00:14:17,186 --> 00:14:18,166
Well, I'm not the one
421
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,925
you're trying to have a relationship with.
422
00:14:20,156 --> 00:14:22,824
Look, we have a habit of
falling into old patterns,
423
00:14:22,826 --> 00:14:25,426
- and it keeps screwing us up.
- Yeah, I know.
424
00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:27,027
And now the spring break thing.
425
00:14:27,029 --> 00:14:28,729
Well, I'm not going, so
it won't be a problem.
426
00:14:28,731 --> 00:14:30,534
But you should go. We
should both be able to go.
427
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,652
It's our last spring break.
428
00:14:31,678 --> 00:14:33,344
It would end my relationship with Gabby.
429
00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:35,178
Because you haven't told her the truth.
430
00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:36,680
Why don't you just tell
her about the letter
431
00:14:36,682 --> 00:14:37,878
and that you're trying
to find your real dad?
432
00:14:37,904 --> 00:14:39,670
Hey, I told you I'm not ready, okay?
433
00:14:40,018 --> 00:14:41,206
To share something with a girl
434
00:14:41,232 --> 00:14:43,566
you're willing to miss spring break over,
435
00:14:43,756 --> 00:14:45,224
or to find your real dad?
436
00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:46,654
Both.
437
00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:51,055
Matty, if you weren't ready,
why did you come to me?
438
00:14:51,071 --> 00:14:53,104
I have no clue.
439
00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:54,664
I wish I hadn't.
440
00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:57,733
[Mellow rock music]
441
00:14:57,735 --> 00:14:59,769
442
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,831
Matty was impossible to decipher,
443
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,500
so why did I keep trying to help him?
444
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,569
Shouldn't he have been going
to his girlfriend for that?
445
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,338
Oh, right, he wasn't ready
to communicate with her yet.
446
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,640
He had me for that.
447
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,342
Hey, let's go bikini
shopping for spring break.
448
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:15,445
I don't even want to go
on spring break anymore.
449
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:16,846
Is this about me going to college?
450
00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:18,181
No, it's not about you.
451
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,016
Not everything is about you.
452
00:15:20,018 --> 00:15:21,484
Hey, I don't like your tone.
453
00:15:21,486 --> 00:15:24,387
Whether I go to college or
not, I am still your mother.
454
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:26,489
Oh, I'm sorry if I get confused
455
00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:27,857
on when to treat you like a mother.
456
00:15:27,859 --> 00:15:29,325
The way I see it,
457
00:15:29,327 --> 00:15:31,227
I'm the adult and you're the wild child.
458
00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:32,929
Having tequila shots for breakfast?
459
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,930
I had one shot...
460
00:15:34,932 --> 00:15:36,365
And an orange juice chaser.
461
00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:38,234
It's like you're competing with me.
462
00:15:38,236 --> 00:15:40,002
I mean, you have a better body than me.
463
00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:41,270
You're more fun at parties than me.
464
00:15:41,272 --> 00:15:42,305
You dress better.
465
00:15:42,307 --> 00:15:44,307
I just offered to take you shopping.
466
00:15:44,309 --> 00:15:46,175
Do you know how humiliating it is
467
00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:48,644
that you got into college and I didn't.
468
00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:49,978
Congratulations, Mom.
469
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,337
You're better than me at everything!
470
00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:52,396
Hey.
471
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:53,648
What's going on?
472
00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:55,450
It's okay, Kevin.
473
00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:56,952
Jenna's right.
474
00:15:56,954 --> 00:15:58,486
I am too old for college.
475
00:15:58,488 --> 00:16:00,522
It is too late for me to start over.
476
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,491
Mom, wait.
477
00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:05,728
I don't want her to not go because of me.
478
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:06,894
She's going.
479
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:08,363
I already mailed her tuition check.
480
00:16:08,365 --> 00:16:10,699
Well, cancel it. She doesn't want to go.
481
00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:12,487
Yeah, that's what she said.
482
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,479
But look at all that she did.
483
00:16:14,671 --> 00:16:16,070
Took the SATs,
484
00:16:16,072 --> 00:16:18,840
filled out applications, write essays,
485
00:16:18,842 --> 00:16:21,343
all knowing that she could be rejected.
486
00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:23,211
Trust me, I know all about rejection.
487
00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:24,278
I got two.
488
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,547
Jenna, you will get into college,
489
00:16:26,549 --> 00:16:28,216
and into the right place for you.
490
00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,984
How can you be so sure?
491
00:16:29,986 --> 00:16:32,086
Because I believe in you,
492
00:16:32,088 --> 00:16:33,988
like I believe in your mom.
493
00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,522
And I know her better than anyone.
494
00:16:35,524 --> 00:16:36,958
She wants this.
495
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,226
She's just scared.
496
00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:39,627
She needs me to give her a little push
497
00:16:39,629 --> 00:16:41,061
to get over the hump.
498
00:16:41,063 --> 00:16:42,796
That's what you do for
the people you love.
499
00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:45,633
My father's unscrambling
of my mother's mixed signals
500
00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:47,301
got me thinking about Matty.
501
00:16:47,303 --> 00:16:49,470
- Can I ask you a question?
- Hmm?
502
00:16:49,472 --> 00:16:52,214
Why is it so hard to be friends with exes?
503
00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:54,708
I don't know.
504
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:57,710
I guess it's confusing for guys.
505
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,880
Our heads are wired one way,
506
00:16:59,882 --> 00:17:02,448
and our hearts are wired another,
507
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,851
and our...
508
00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:06,319
We shut down.
509
00:17:06,321 --> 00:17:08,221
And we don't communicate
what we really want.
510
00:17:08,223 --> 00:17:09,956
Now, if you'll excuse me,
511
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,659
I've got to go tell your mother
that she's going to college
512
00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:15,995
or she's grounded.
513
00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:17,764
Suddenly, it made perfect sense
514
00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:19,198
why Matty had turned to me for help
515
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,434
finding his bio dad instead of Gabby.
516
00:17:21,436 --> 00:17:23,503
He was scared and needed a little push
517
00:17:23,505 --> 00:17:26,105
from the person who knew
him better than anyone.
518
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,176
There was more than one
fixer in this family.
519
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:34,884
Your mom let me in.
520
00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:36,952
I found your biological father.
521
00:17:38,923 --> 00:17:40,623
Okay.
522
00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:44,660
Turns out that eight of the Daniels
523
00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:45,994
were actually Danielles.
524
00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:47,729
So then I narrowed it
down by race and age,
525
00:17:47,731 --> 00:17:49,664
took a gamble that he still
lived on the west coast
526
00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:50,966
and wasn't incarcerated,
527
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:55,037
and narrowed it down to
three very real possibilities.
528
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,538
And they're all on Facebook.
529
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:59,875
So the first one is Professor Durand.
530
00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:02,110
Ph.D. at Oregon.
531
00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:03,411
Smart gene pool.
532
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:06,314
Second is Danny D. from Bakersfield,
533
00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:08,082
although I can't really
picture your father
534
00:18:08,084 --> 00:18:10,151
having a unibrow.
535
00:18:10,153 --> 00:18:12,053
And then there's this guy.
536
00:18:12,055 --> 00:18:13,355
He owns a beach rentals place
537
00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:15,490
and is also a paddle board instructor.
538
00:18:15,492 --> 00:18:17,692
And get this, his place is
right next to the border.
539
00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:20,361
It's, like, an hour
from Ally's beach house.
540
00:18:20,363 --> 00:18:22,263
Maybe you're meant to go on spring break.
541
00:18:22,265 --> 00:18:24,165
Maybe it's destiny.
542
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,967
I did not ask you to do this.
543
00:18:25,969 --> 00:18:27,134
I know.
544
00:18:27,136 --> 00:18:29,570
Now that you have the information,
545
00:18:29,572 --> 00:18:32,473
you can decide what you want
to do with it when you're ready.
546
00:18:40,149 --> 00:18:41,281
What's that?
547
00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:42,282
It's your mother's personal statement
548
00:18:42,284 --> 00:18:43,460
for her college app.
549
00:18:43,486 --> 00:18:45,986
Let me guess, her dreams
of fixing the world?
550
00:18:46,221 --> 00:18:47,453
Sort of.
551
00:18:55,329 --> 00:18:56,787
"Some people want to go to college
552
00:18:56,813 --> 00:18:58,529
"so they can change the world.
553
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,320
"I just want to change me.
554
00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:03,181
"There are a lot of things
I would have done differently
555
00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:04,905
"in my life if I had the chance.
556
00:19:04,907 --> 00:19:07,934
"Most people would say that
my daughter was a mistake.
557
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,552
"No one actually intends
to get pregnant at 16.
558
00:19:10,578 --> 00:19:12,612
"But that's not the way I see it.
559
00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:16,015
"My daughter definitely altered
the trajectory of my life.
560
00:19:16,017 --> 00:19:17,784
"But I have never regretted it.
561
00:19:17,786 --> 00:19:20,085
"I considered it a
privilege to care for her
562
00:19:20,087 --> 00:19:21,287
"and, yes, to be honest,
563
00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:23,389
"to oftentimes grow up with her.
564
00:19:23,391 --> 00:19:26,324
"Hell, maybe she grew
up faster than I did.
565
00:19:28,262 --> 00:19:30,262
"She is so smart and so mature
566
00:19:30,264 --> 00:19:32,097
"that sometimes she intimidates me,
567
00:19:32,099 --> 00:19:34,533
"but more often, she inspires me.
568
00:19:34,535 --> 00:19:35,968
"Maybe that's my real goal
569
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:37,365
"when in trying to get into college,
570
00:19:37,391 --> 00:19:39,373
"to make my daughter as proud of me
571
00:19:39,399 --> 00:19:41,166
"as I am of her,
572
00:19:41,803 --> 00:19:44,743
"to live up to being
Jenna Hamilton's mother."
573
00:19:47,747 --> 00:19:49,113
Does that mean you're okay with col...
574
00:19:49,115 --> 00:19:51,917
No, but at some point I will be.
575
00:19:51,919 --> 00:19:53,084
Okay, got it.
576
00:19:53,086 --> 00:19:54,453
And I knew I would.
577
00:19:54,455 --> 00:19:56,955
I was surprising myself
with my resilience...
578
00:19:56,957 --> 00:19:58,556
and my optimism.
579
00:19:58,558 --> 00:20:01,326
I even had a feeling things
were gonna work out with Matty.
580
00:20:01,328 --> 00:20:04,695
Hey, I just wanted to let you know
581
00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:09,968
that I made contact
with my biological dad.
582
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:15,639
And I think I'm gonna
meet him on spring break.
583
00:20:15,641 --> 00:20:20,678
I'm sorry if I've been
acting like a real jerk.
584
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,447
The truth is, I...
585
00:20:23,449 --> 00:20:25,783
am a little scared to meet this guy.
586
00:20:25,785 --> 00:20:28,277
I'd really like for
you to be there with me.
587
00:20:28,303 --> 00:20:30,509
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588
00:20:30,535 --> 00:20:31,699
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589
00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:33,675
We're on spring break, people!
590
00:20:33,701 --> 00:20:34,766
This is our last spring break together.
591
00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,125
So let's really max it out.
592
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,484
We brought the best party favor ever.
593
00:20:38,629 --> 00:20:39,828
Both: We're big in Japan!
594
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:42,176
Our video has like 12 million hits.
595
00:20:42,202 --> 00:20:44,566
Goodbye, Palos Hills.
Hello, New York City.
596
00:20:44,568 --> 00:20:47,075
Pretty soon it will all
have been just a bad dream.
597
00:20:47,101 --> 00:20:48,513
I should have known, once again,
598
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,602
I was going to be left out in the cold.
599
00:20:50,652 --> 00:20:55,202
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