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Boy, the way Glenn Miller played
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Songs that made the hit parade
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Guys like us, we had it made
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Those were the days
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And you knew where you were then
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Girls were girls, and men were men
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Mister, we could use a man
like Herbert Hoover again
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Didn't need no welfare state
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Everybody pulled his weight
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Gee, our old LaSalle ran great
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Those were the days
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[MACHINES WHIRRING]
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So when you grow up and have a family
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you'll be coming to the laundromat, too.
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- Every week? - Oh, yeah.
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I'd rather be dirty.
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Oh, it ain't nice to be dirty.
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I don't mind.
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Would you take this and get me
four quarters for the machine?
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Okay.
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Allow me, Mrs. Bunker.
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Oh! Mr. Klemmer!
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I saw you from the outside and I
had to come in and say hello.
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You shouldn't--
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- Hello, hello. - Well, hello.
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- Mwah, mwah. - How are you?
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[WITH A HEAVY ACCENT] Oh,
your hand smells nice.
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It's Ajax, the foamy cleanser.
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[GIGGLES] Oh, my.
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- It is so nice to see you. - Yeah.
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Oh, thank you.
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This is my little grandniece, Stephanie.
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Oh, kiss the hand, Fraulein Stephanie.
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- [KISS] - [GIGGLES]
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You like that, huh?
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Yeah, your beard feels like a dog.
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[EDITH LAUGHS]
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Oh, see, this is Mr. Klemmer, Stephie.
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He's the butcher.
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Yes, and I'm very sorry your aunt
doesn't come to my shop anymore.
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We had a wonderful relationship.
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[EDITH CHUCKLES]
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I hate liver.
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Oh, Mr. Klemmer.
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B-B-B-B-- Albrecht.
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Oh, yeah, Albrecht.
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That's much better, "Ee-dit."
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Hm? Edith.
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"Ee-dit"... th.
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[EDITH LAUGHS]
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My Uncle Archie hates liver, too.
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Let's sit down. Let's sit down.
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- Oh, Mr. Klemmer. - No, no, no, no.
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Oh, yeah. I mean, Albrecht.
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You look wonderful.
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I know.
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That's because I have wonderful news.
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I am going to get married.
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- Married? - Yeah.
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- You're gonna get-- - Yeah, ha ha ha.
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Ohh... oh, that's wonderful.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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- Well, what's her name? - Well--
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- Where did you meet 'er? - We met in--
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- When is it gonna be? - We haven't--
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Tell me all about it.
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Well, in the first place,
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it is because she reminds
me a lot about you.
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Maybe that's why I fell in love with her.
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Oh, oh.
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My Uncle Archie says liver
gives him "dys-poop-sia."
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What?
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She don't remind you of me.
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She reminds you of your
wife, who passed away,
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because you always said
that I reminded you of her,
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so you don't mean that
she reminds you of me.
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You mean that she reminds you of your wife,
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who passed away,
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because I always reminded you of her,
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so she don't remind you of me.
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She reminds you of her, not me.
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See?
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Yes.
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And she looks a lot like you, t--
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Oh, and she has a name like yours,
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Judit-th.
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Oh, Mist-- Albrecht, I'm so happy for you.
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You have no idea.
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She is bright, intelligent.
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She loves music, she cooks
good, and she loves me.
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What could be better?
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I would love for you to meet my liebchen.
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Oh, I'd love to. Why don't
you come to our house?
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Tonight. For homemade cake and coffee.
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And you can bring Miss Liebchen.
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That would be wonderful.
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Oh, but liebchen isn't her name.
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That means "loved one."
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Ohh, ain't that nice?
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Ha ha ha.
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Oh! Maybe we could sit around the piano
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and sing like we did the last time.
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- Oh, yeah! -* When I'm calling *
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BOTH:* You *
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Will you answer
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BOTH:* Too *
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Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
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Put that back here.
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Give me a break, will ya?
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Let me finish my dinner.
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Don't you see them two beans laying there?
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They're gonna be here any minute.
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Oh, God.
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My one night off in the week,
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and I gotta spend it with Klemmer,
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the Horny Hun.
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- Archie, please, be nice. - Oh, be nice.
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He's getting married and he's very proud.
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He wants to show us his liebchen.
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Let him show it to his girlfriend.
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I ain't interested in it.
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Liebchen is the girlfriend.
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Well, I ain't interested in hers, neither.
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All right, you can take my dish now.
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What about the beans?
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I don't want them.
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Thank you.
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I don't know why you feel you
have to be nice to that guy.
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He ain't your butcher no more.
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Oh, now that he's getting married,
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I can go back to his store.
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Mmmm.
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He don't care about me no more.
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Oh, ho ho ho, jeez, that's what you think.
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You don't know nothing
about Germans, Edith.
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You know, the Germans ain't never
satisfied with what they got.
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You look it up. It's a
well-known "historirical" fact.
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They gave 'em an inch of Czechoslovakia,
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and they took Poland.
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Which proves the Germans ain't
none too smart, neither.
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Archie, why don't you like company?
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I like company, Edith.
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I just don't want it to come over to visit.
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Well, they're coming tonight
so please, be nice,
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just this once.
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Don't keep telling me, "Be nice."
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I want to tell you something.
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If I have to be nice,
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I can be very, very nice.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, damn, I'd like to wire that
doorbell to a wet doormat!
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[RINGING]
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Damn Germans. Always on time.
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They think they could be a little
late like the rest of the world.
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You get the door, and I'll
get the coffee and the cake.
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And remember... be nice.
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- [RINGING] - Oh, jeez.
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[MUMBLES]
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[SINGS UNINTELLIGIBLY]
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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Wow, if it ain't my old
pal Al Klemmer there!
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How are you there, Al?
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Good evening, Mr. Bunker.
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[TAPS HEELS]
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At--at ease there, Chancellor.
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Well, long time no see.
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In other words, auf, uh, my wiedersehen.
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Hey, auf yours, too.
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Well, don't stand on the porch, Al.
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As long as you're here, you
might as well come on in, huh?
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You, too.
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There.
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Just step right in there.
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And put your hats and coats
on the available hooks here.
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This is my fianc?e Judith Klammerstadt.
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Ahh.
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How do you do?
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How you doing, Miss-- What was that again?
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[WITH A FOREIGN ACCENT] Klammerstadt.
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Got it. [LAUGHS]
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I've heard a lot about you, Mr. Bunker.
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Uh, well, you know, friends will talk.
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But, listen, I ain't half
as nice as people say I am.
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Yeah, well, come on in, come on in,
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and just, uh, make yourselves at home.
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Sit down anywheres you want.
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Oh, yeah, except for this here chair there,
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Miss--what d'you call?
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Uh, because this chair is
in a hell of a cross draft.
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Cross draft?
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Why don't you move it?
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You want to look at a hole in the rug?
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No.
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All right, then do what I tell you.
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Uh, pop yourself on the davenport.
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It's just as comfortable.
Yeah, yeah, sit down.
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Uh, say, Edith out there, I
heard they're here, ha ha.
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Edith's inside making coffee for yous.
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Well, well, well, huh?
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[SNORTS] Vell, vell, vell.
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[EXHALES LOUDLY]
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Do you think Martin Bormann
is still down in Brazil?
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[PUFFS] All I know is he never walked
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into my butcher shop in Queens.
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Well, then, I guess he's
still down in Brazil.
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Uh, hurry on out, there, Edith, will you?
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I'm running out of nice things to say.
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Here we are.
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Here! Let me help you.
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It's all right there, Al.
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I mean, she's used to
carrying things alone.
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Thank you.
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My, don't we look nice this evening.
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Ohh.
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[THEY GIGGLE]
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Ohh, thank you, Mr. Klemmer.
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- Oh, oh, oh. - Oh, Albrecht, ha ha.
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Edith, this is my fianc?e Judith.
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ARCHIE: Wait till you hear
the last name there, Edith.
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- Tell 'er, Al. - ALBRECHT: Klammerstadt.
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Don't that give you a little chill?
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Ohh, it's so nice to meet you.
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Ohh, Miss--
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I got it. I got it. "Klammer-schtup."
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Klammerstadt. Thank you.
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It is very nice to meet you, too.
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Oh, well, congratulations.
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I'm sure you'll both be very happy.
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Ohh, look, Archie.
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- Ain't that beautiful? - ARCHIE: Wow.
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It is my engagement ring.
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Guess who gave it to her?
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Who?
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Edith, get with it, huh?
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Oh, you! [GIGGLES]
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Ah, whoop-dee-doo and achtung there, Al.
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Hey, how many cows did you have
to club to death to pay for that?
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It's so romantic.
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I don't know what it is.
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There's something about Judith
that reminds me of you.
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Really?
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Hey, Al, I can't see nothing
but your rump roast.
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Out of the way.
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Albrecht speaks often of you.
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- Ohh.
- Yes, because you are a special person.
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And watch this here because this is where
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he lose control of himself there,
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Miss "Klammer-dip."
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Oh, oh, but then, so are you, my liebchen.
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Well, Edith, how 'bout coffee, huh?
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Oh, yeah. I got it, and cake, too.
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Are you hungry?
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No. I'm just drowsy.
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I thought first we were
going to sing some songs.
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Well, why don't you drink some
coffee and eat a lot of cake then?
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Maybe you'll be too full to sing.
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Oh, no, we won't.
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[ALBRECHT AND EDITH LAUGH]
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Oh, would you like to sing
along with us, Judith?
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[HEAVY ACCENT] Uh, no. Thank you.
I am not a good zinger.
262
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Well, to hell with the coffee then.
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Yous two just "zing," and
us two'll just "zit."
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Come on, Albrecht.
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You pick the song.
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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Come along, Mr. Bunker. Come, sing with us.
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Uh, no, you're out of my league, Al.
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Oh, we're not that good.
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That's what I mean, Al.
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Well, what are you looking
for there, a march?
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Ooh, a love song.
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Get a load of that, huh?
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They're looking for a love song
there, Miss "Klammer-chowder."
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Klammerstadt.
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Hey, I'm getting closer, though, huh?
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"Voop-dee-doo," as you say.
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- Here, this is a good one.
- Oh, yeah, this is pretty.
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[PLAYS]
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BOTH:
I love you
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I love you
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Is all that I can say
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I love you
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I love you
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The same old words
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I'm saying in the same old way
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I love you
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I love you
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ARCHIE: Hey, Al.
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- [SINGING CONTINUES] - Hey, Al! Al!
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[WHISTLES]
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I think you just lost
half your audience here.
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Judith!
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Is something wrong?
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Everything is wrong!
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I am in the way here.
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You don't love me! You love her!
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The wife of the fatso!
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I don't love her!
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No, he don't love me!
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He certainly loves your hands.
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He's always trying to
get them in his mouth.
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I don't love her!
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Yeah, Herr Bunker is right.
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You do that. [KISSING SOUNDS]
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You don't look at me the
way you look at her.
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You don't sing love songs with me.
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You don't have a piano.
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Und you don't have a liebchen.
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Well, if he ain't got a liebchen,
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he ain't gonna make much of a husband.
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Here is your ring!
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- No, no, no. - The wedding is off!
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Judith, Judith, what are you doing?
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[INDISTINCT]
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Let me out of here!
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[HUMMING A MILITARY MARCH]
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[INDISTINCT ARGUING]
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The Battle of the Bulge.
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Well, it's your fault.
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You're a sex pot, you know that?
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No, I ain't.
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Am I?
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[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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But aba Judith--
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Don't "aba Judith" me.
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Call me a taxi!
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[CONTINUES SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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[PANTING]
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Lovers' quarrel.
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Look, we found your ring.
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[SOBBING]
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What am I going to do?
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00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,267
She won't even listen to me.
335
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:19,234
Please, Edith, maybe you can talk to her.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. I won't allow that.
337
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You stay out of this thing, Edith.
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In their Garden of Eden,
you're the crabgrass.
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But somebody has to talk to her!
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00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:34,801
Well--
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Oh, hold it, hold it. Not me there!
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Hey, come on. Don't look over here.
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I ain't no Dear "Abbie."
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Please, Mr. Bunker.
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When she's in this mood,
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a human being can't talk to her.
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You talk to her.
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00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:54,701
Listen, Al, there's an old saying,
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"Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns."
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Now, I ain't never knew what that meant,
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but I always deeply believed in it.
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But you're forgetting, Mr. Bunker,
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that an attractive man
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can always do more with a woman,
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and there's no use denying
you are an attractive man.
356
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:41,000
This comes as a big
surprise to me, Albrecht.
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You know, this is why Rome fell.
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[GROANS] Europeans.
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Yous go for any kind of flesh
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as long as it's a little warm.
361
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:03,400
Now, Al, if you want that woman back--
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00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,434
and, jeez, I took a good look at her
363
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and I don't know what you see in 'er--
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you'll march out there to the kitchen,
365
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and I mean mad, and you'll
give 'er the old mach schnel,
366
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and I mean loud there,
367
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:20,133
and you grab a hold of 'er, you know?
368
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:23,334
The way they used to take
us prisoners, remember?
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And then the two of yous, you
get the hell out of here.
370
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:33,667
Oh, Archie, that ain't no way to do it.
371
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Well, that's my best shot, Edith.
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You come up with something better.
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ALBRECHT: Yes, please.
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Well, all right. I'll try.
375
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,100
Now, Edith, if you're gonna talk to 'er,
376
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,934
talk through the door, huh?
377
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,334
I mean, don't go in there.
378
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:49,501
That woman's liable to come at you
379
00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:51,367
like "Doberman's Pinscher."
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Yoo-hoo.
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Judy?
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00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,567
Can I come in?
383
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,501
Are you comfy?
384
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We found your ring.
385
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You can keep it.
386
00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:23,601
I am not going to marry your
dummkopf fool makes cow eyes at you!
387
00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:24,834
Ohh...
388
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Albrecht don't love me, he loves you.
389
00:20:28,868 --> 00:20:32,367
I just remind 'im of his dead wife...
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who passed away.
391
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You know, Albrecht is a very unusual man.
392
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He's a sweet and loving person
393
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and he shows that to everybody he likes.
394
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Not just me, everybody.
395
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That's the way he is.
396
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And ain't it wonderful that he can do that,
397
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show everybody that he likes them?
398
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,667
But you're the one he loves.
399
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,767
I know that.
400
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:08,534
And I know you love him, too.
401
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:15,267
So, if you let him go,
you'll be th-the "dumbkoff,"
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whatever that is.
403
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,868
Have a piece of cake, it'll
make you feel better.
404
00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:39,601
ALBRECHT: Ooh, what happened?
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What did she say? Did she change 'er mind?
406
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,167
Well, I don't know.
407
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,000
What do you mean you don't know?
408
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,834
Well, she's thinking.
409
00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:48,234
Thinking about what?
410
00:21:48,234 --> 00:21:49,901
Well, I don't know.
411
00:21:49,901 --> 00:21:51,667
What do you mean you don't know?!
412
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:56,300
Whoa, whoa! Ho-hold it
down there, will ya, Al?
413
00:21:56,300 --> 00:22:01,467
Gee, this ain't Stalag IV.
414
00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:05,501
This is a businessman's
quiet home in Queens.
415
00:22:05,501 --> 00:22:08,300
Nobody ever hollers around here.
416
00:22:12,968 --> 00:22:16,100
Now, if Edith says she don't
know, she don't know.
417
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,567
That's the one thing she does know.
418
00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:29,033
I am sorry.
419
00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:33,834
Well, you should be there, blue angel.
420
00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:37,868
Und I want to thank Edith.
Edith, thank you.
421
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,100
You're welcome.
422
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:45,033
Liebchen...
423
00:22:45,033 --> 00:22:49,267
I am sorry I caused you all this trouble.
424
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,167
No.
425
00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:55,100
It was I who caused all this trouble.
426
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,601
- No, it was I. - No, it was I.
427
00:22:57,601 --> 00:22:58,834
Oh, no, it was I.
428
00:22:58,834 --> 00:23:00,400
- I, I, I. - I, I, I.
429
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,501
- I, I, I. - I, I, I.
430
00:23:02,501 --> 00:23:06,801
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold there, will you?
431
00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:09,901
The "I's" have it already.
432
00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:13,667
Why don't yous both kiss and make up
433
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,868
and fly to Milwaukee?
434
00:23:16,934 --> 00:23:22,200
Schatzi,schatzi...
435
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,968
[SPEAKING GERMAN ]
436
00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:26,033
ALBRECHT: Ich liebe dich.
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00:23:26,033 --> 00:23:27,701
[JUDITH SPEAKS GERMAN]
438
00:23:27,701 --> 00:23:29,234
Ich liebe dich.
439
00:23:33,901 --> 00:23:35,834
[SINGS IN GERMAN]
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[SINGS ALONG]
441
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[SINGING CONTINUES]
442
00:23:41,601 --> 00:23:46,300
Oh, Archie, ain't that sweet?
443
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,000
It's just like the Jerries, Edith.
444
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
They can't even wind up a love scene
445
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,701
without singing a battle hymn.
446
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Oh, God.
447
00:23:58,234 --> 00:24:00,167
[SINGING IN GERMAN]
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[
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