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- Hey!
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Hey! How was the game?
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- Oh, it was good, yeah.
Knicks finally won.
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The twins loved it.
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Oh, and their new buddy
chris there--
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He's my new favorite
of their friends, yeah.
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Hello, chris.
Good-bye, spencer.
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- That's great.
So where are the boys?
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- Oh, they're gonna hitchhike
home from the strip club.
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No, they took chris next door.
They're shootin' hoops.
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- Who is this chris?
Have I met him?
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- Oh, he's adorable.
His dad works at the school.
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- Oh, yeah?
What subject does he teach?
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- He's not a teacher.
Actually, he's the custodian.
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- Oh, really?
I didn't know that.
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Ah, that's funny.
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- Why?
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- No, no, 'cause, uh...
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We were eating peanuts,
and I looked down,
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And little chris had
all the shells on his lap,
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And I said, "hey, chris, you can
throw those on the floor.
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That's what they pay
the janitor for."
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- Oh, my god!
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Raymond, how could you?
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- What?
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- Oh, my god, ray,
what are you thinking?
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That poor boy
must be devastated.
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- No, no!
Wait a minute!
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Wait a minute.
Everybody calm down.
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I didn't devastate anybody.
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It was totally fine.
It was a joke.
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The kid laughed, he--he
threw his shells on the floor,
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And then we watched the game,
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And we all lived
happily ever after.
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- Raymond,
you're a lovely boy.
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But this is why sometimes
when you talk,
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My heart goes into my throat.
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- I agree 100%, ma,
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Except for
the "lovely boy" part.
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- I tried to teach you.
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I mean, you should know
that words can hurt people.
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- That's right, raymond!
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- No one's talking
to you, robert.
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You're such a busybody.
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- I'm telling you
the kid was fine.
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Mom's out of her mind.
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- Yeah, well be that as it may,
you've done it again.
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My heart goes out to the boy.
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- Will you stop it?
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I was just being funny.
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- I beg to differ.
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You say things
that nobody likes.
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Just like that time
with your parents?
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- When?
What are you talking about?
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- Well, remember how you saw
the little jesus figurine
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On their dashboard?
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And you said to them,
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"I guess this must be
a hard car to make out in?"
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- Well, I mean...
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The guy's looking right at you.
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- Ray, it can't always be
the other person's fault
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When they don't get you.
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- This thing with the kid
was funny!
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I'm telling you,
he laughed.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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You see, if he laughed,
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It was the uneasy chuckle
of a terrified young child
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Having to spend the afternoon
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With a very mean
and unfunny man.
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- I bet when you
make out in the car,
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The jesus weeps.
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- Hi, kids!
Hey, chris! Hi!
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Chris, I want you to meet
the boys' uncle robert
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And aunt amy.
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hi, chris.
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how ya doin', buddy?
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- Good.
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- Let's go upstairs, you guys!
- Yeah!
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You guys go have fun.
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I mean--I mean
go have more fun,
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'cause we had a lot of fun
today, didn't we, guys?
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- Obviously traumatized.
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- Oh! Stop it, huh?
Look at him.
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- Oh, how soon you forget
your own past, raymond.
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How about all the time
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We had to laugh at dad's
horrible puberty jokes?
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- He had to make jokes.
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You went through puberty
at six.
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- You stole that line
from dad!
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Come on, amy,
we're getting the paper
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And moving far, far away
from jackass lane!
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- I'll still visit.
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- What?
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Don't look at me.
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Think I
did something wrong,
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And they got to bring jesus
into it, right?
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Hey.
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- Hi, I'm chris' dad,
george buckner.
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- Oh! Oh, hey, I'm ray.
I'm ray. How you doing?
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- Hi, hi, hi! Hi!
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Come on in.
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- I know I'm a little early,
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But I figured you probably
had enough of him.
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- Oh, never!
He was a pleasure.
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In fact, we'll keep him.
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- Okay, but no
givesies-backsies.
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Hey, how was the game?
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- Oh, they had a blast, yeah.
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- Yeah, it was a real treat
for chris.
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This was his first knick game.
- Yeah, good.
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- Ray, why don't you go up
and tell chris his dad is here?
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Can I get you something?
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- No, I'll get him
something to drink.
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You can go upstairs, yeah.
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Yeah, go ahead.
It's okay.
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I can do things.
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Yeah. Come on.
Come on in.
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- Hey, can I give you
something for today?
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- Oh, no, no, no.
I get the tickets for free.
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- Oh, it's okay, but I've been
to the movies with him,
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He can eat 40 bucks'
worth of candy.
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- No, well, consider
his stomachache my gift.
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- That's funny.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, funny, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know what else is funny?
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- No.
- Yeah.
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You know, uh, uh...
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At one point,
chris started eating peanuts,
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And I looked down, and he's not
throwing the shells away.
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He's got all of them
on his lap.
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So I just say to him,
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"hey, chris, you can throw those
on the floor.
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That's what they pay
the janitor for."
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yeah, yeah.
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And then he laughed.
Oh, he kind of laughed hard.
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Yeah, and then he took
his shells--
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Took his shells, and he put them
on the floor real gently.
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So I guess you got him
trained really good at home.
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Uh, it was just kind of a...
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A--a simple remark, you know,
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A "hey, throw your nuts
on the floor! Ha-ha!" remark.
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Yeah...Yeah.
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It was funny.
It was funny.
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He's funny--chris.
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You know, he's my favorite
friend of the kids'.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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You know what else is funny?
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I didn't know--I didn't know
that that was your...
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That--that--that's your...
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Craft.
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- Hi, dad.
- Hey, buddy. Let's go.
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- Listen, chris.
It was great having you.
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We'll have to do it again
sometime.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Ah, that's a polite kid.
Yeah, yeah.
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Anytime, chris.
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Take it easy.
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Yeah, and it was
nice meeting you...
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Mister!
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Huh?
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I'll see you, chris!
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You're my new favorite friend
of the kids'!
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Next time before I take
a kid to a game,
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Would it kill you to tell me
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What his father does
for a living?
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- What did you do?
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- Either I'm not tellin'
that chris story perfectly,
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Or...Or his father's
a little sensitive.
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- You told him what you said?
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Why the hell
would you do that?
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- To show--to show you
that it's just a funny story
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And that anybody
would be fine with it.
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- And is he fine with it?
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- Not always right!
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- God, ray, I was worried
that chris would tell him.
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I never thought that you
would go and commit hari-kari!
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- Well, I didn't mean
anything by it.
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He's sensitive. You'd think
a janitor would be tougher.
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- Stop! Stop! Stop!
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Stop saying that!
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Listen, you have to realize
you said a horrible thing,
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And you are not a funny person!
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- I know!
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- Good! Good!
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When you take the kids
to school tomorrow,
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You'll go down
to that furnace room
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And apologize to chris' dad.
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- All right.
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- jeez.
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Hi!
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- I think chris
left his retainer here.
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- Oh, you know,
I'm sure it's upstairs.
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Go on up, chris.
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Come on in. Come.
Come in.
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Can I--can I
get you something?
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Maybe, uh, some ginger ale
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Or pretzels?
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- No, thanks.
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- Listen...
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I hope you didn't
get upset or...
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Or...Or angry
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About the thing
I said before
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About the thing I said...
At the game.
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- Let's just forget it.
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- 'cause he would never
say anything
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To hurt yours or chris'
or anybody's feelings.
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- Hey, I'm doing it!
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- It's okay.
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- No, it's not okay.
It's not.
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Come here. Come here.
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Just--please,
just sit down for one minute.
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One minute, please.
No, go ahead.
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Go ahead. Go ahead.
Just--just sit down, please.
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Please, please,
please, please.
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You know...
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You know what happened?
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I--I wasn't thinkin'.
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So--so I'm sorry that
I was a little insensitive.
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I think maybe I said
what I said
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Because I'm not, you know,
a janitor.
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- Well, actually,
now that you mention it,
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We prefer the term "custodian."
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- Custodian! Right.
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Custodian!
I meant custodian.
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- I always say custodian.
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- I've said custodian!
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- It--it's okay, really.
I--I'd better get going.
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- No, no, no, no!
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Now I feel like
you feel like you have to go.
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But please.
I'm not like that.
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- I know.
- No, no. Please, wait. Wait.
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- Ray, let him go!
I'm sorry, george.
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- Hey, don't apologize
for me!
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- Hey, can I use your phone
to call real estate agents?
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- Yeah, yeah, sure.
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- Every time I try to call one
from over there,
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I hear mom breathing
on the upstairs line.
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- Hey, robert, robert!
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You remember the twins'
wonderful friend chris?
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Well, this is his
wonderful dad, george.
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- Oh.
- George.
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- I think chris is wonderful.
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A splendid lad.
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- This is my brother,
robert.
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Yeah. He's a cop.
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He's a cop,
just a regular cop.
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Workin' joe.
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My brother.
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- Hey, you ready, chris?
You got your retainer?
251
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,964
- Not yet. We're gonna go play
on the computer.
252
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,066
- Yeah, but we
really have to--
253
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,267
Great.
254
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,774
- Let him stay, you know?
255
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,409
He should stay.
They're having a fantastic time.
256
00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,244
In fact, this is better,
'cause you guys
257
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,312
Can just sit down and get
to know each other better.
258
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,281
Yeah, yeah.
Just sit. Sit. Sit. Sit.
259
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,382
Sit! Sit!
260
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,985
Sit!
261
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,120
Sit...Down! Down!
262
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,722
- What are you doing?
263
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,090
- No, they have a lot in common,
these guys.
264
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,093
- We do?
- Sure! Sure.
265
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,429
I just think
it's so interesting, you know?
266
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,931
One of you
keeps the schools clean,
267
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,467
And one of you
keeps the streets clean.
268
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,037
You know?
269
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,977
Metaphorically.
270
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,146
But the main thing is...
271
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,449
Should one of you
start to slack off...
272
00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:58,917
Wow!
273
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,952
There's a mess!
274
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,023
- Ray, what are you doing?
275
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,126
- I'm talkin'
to the backbone of america.
276
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,230
- You have to stop!
277
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,900
George, ray is sorry
for his faux pas,
278
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,303
And I'm sorry
for all of this.
279
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,038
- "faux pas! Faux pas!"
280
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,973
Oh, you're so much better
than me, right?
281
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,274
- This is not about me!
282
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,442
- I know,
so stay out of it!
283
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,977
I don't go apologizing
for you
284
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,779
When you do
one of your faux pas!
285
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,180
- You know what?
You know what?
286
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,949
Next time
I make a faux pas like you,
287
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,083
Please say something!
288
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,151
- I will.
I will.
289
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,019
- Chris!
290
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,027
Go get your retainer.
You got to stop taking it out!
291
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,071
- Robert,
put that phone down.
292
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,810
Oh, hello.
293
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,479
- Marie,
this is our friend george,
294
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,081
Chris' dad.
295
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,282
This is ray's mom, marie.
296
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,350
- Hi.
297
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,353
- Wait. You're the janitor?
298
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,955
- Custodian.
Custodian.
299
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,224
- Oh...
Cause I thought--
300
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,193
- Marie, what's the story
with the cannelloni?
301
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,995
- It's ready.
Let's go.
302
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,429
- Who's this?
303
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,498
- This is chris' dad,
george.
304
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,000
- The janitor?
305
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,305
Marie, you said
he was black!
306
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,378
- No, I didn't!
307
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,913
- What are you talking about?
You said--
308
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,581
- No, I said he was
african-american!
309
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,319
- Okay, then.
What are you arguing for?
310
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,987
- I apologize, george.
311
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,322
It's just, well--
312
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,591
I--you know,
I think it's wonderful
313
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,928
That anyone
can be a janitor now.
314
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,134
- George, please...
315
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,902
- No, it's okay.
I--I really have to go.
316
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,504
- I want to assure you
317
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,606
That marie does not speak
for all of us.
318
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,374
- She just speaks more
than all of us.
319
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:07,011
Who are you to talk?
You came in saying, "black"!
320
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,113
- Oh, my god!
- Oh, jeez!
321
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,549
- George, listen, I--
322
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,586
You don't know what it's like
to live with this man.
323
00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:18,990
I mean, he--he's
a constant embarrassment.
324
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,626
- I'm just waitin'
for a retainer.
325
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,566
- What about the time you worked
for the pelk accounting?
326
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,969
- Oh, yeah, that was funny.
Yeah.
327
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,203
Hey, I walk into work
one morning,
328
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,272
And there's this
huge lady sitting
329
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,008
At one of the other guys' desk,
working the phones.
330
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,477
So I go over to irv lebrotte,
and I say,
331
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:43,481
"hey, who's that
big, fat moose over there?"
332
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:47,218
He smiles at me and says,
333
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,188
"that's my mom."
334
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,391
- Oh, my god, frank,
what did you say?
335
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,326
- Well, I was pretty quick
on my feet back then,
336
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,029
So I said, uh,
"what do you feed her?"
337
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:11,576
And I walked away.
338
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,444
- You're unbelievable, frank!
339
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,313
Whenever I take him anywhere,
340
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,949
I want to give out cards
that say, "I'm sorry," on them.
341
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,587
- My cards say,
"wife for sale."
342
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:27,025
Phone ain't ringin'.
343
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,561
- All right,
will you two stop?
344
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,563
This is why everybody thinks
that our family is crazy!
345
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,699
It's because of you two
and raymond!
346
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,537
- How dare you,
347
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,674
Talking about our family
in front of company?
348
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,676
I apologize for my son.
349
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,011
- Oh, don't apologize for me!
350
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,280
You came in here
with the biggest faux pas ever,
351
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,416
Not me!
- Oh, yeah?
352
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,451
Well, how about the time
that you arrested the guy
353
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,120
For flashing gang signs, huh?
354
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,189
And you started reading him
his rights,
355
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,391
But he just kept
flashing gang signs,
356
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,393
Making you madder and madder.
357
00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:08,199
He wasn't breakin' the law,
was he, robert?
358
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:12,670
- No.
359
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,708
- What was he doin'?
360
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,711
- He was being deaf.
361
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,722
- Holy crap!
362
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:36,194
- Fee-fi-faux-pas!
363
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,500
- Oh, god...
364
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,469
I still remember.
365
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,538
I'm so, so...
366
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,507
Sorry.
367
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,211
- Yeah.
368
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,380
That's worse than what I did,
right, george?
369
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,582
- No, no, ray,
it is not worse,
370
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,485
Because at least he apologized
and then left it at that.
371
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,320
You've gone on to make this
even more humiliating
372
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,554
By what you're doing.
373
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,522
- Why? What?
What am I doing?
374
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,624
What?
George, what?
375
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,460
- You say that horrible thing
to poor little chris,
376
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,362
And then you go and say
the exact same thing
377
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,564
To the man himself!
378
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,167
And then you invite
your whole family in,
379
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,404
The flying faux pas!
380
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,714
Who treat him to an afternoon
of insults!
381
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,083
- All right!
All right, all right.
382
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,052
I'm sorry.
George, george.
383
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,787
I said something stupid,
and I'm sorry.
384
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:39,590
I am.
I'm very, very sorry.
385
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,426
- Hey, it's okay, man.
386
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:44,529
Let's--let's really
just forget about it.
387
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,764
Please?
388
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,499
- Thank you, george.
389
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,768
Now, ray, go upstairs
and help chris find his retainer
390
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,171
So george can
get out of here.
391
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,305
- Okay.
392
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,579
- But I've been thinkin'
of somethin', though...
393
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:05,450
No. No, no, no.
394
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,718
Because maybe, yes,
395
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,322
It--it seems
I was a little insensitive.
396
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,492
But actually,
that thing at the game today--
397
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,427
"hey, you can throw
your shells on the floor.
398
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,463
That's what they pay
the janitor for."
399
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:21,232
I was just
stating a fact, right?
400
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,434
I mean, it's true,
isn't it?
401
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,669
It's like this.
It's like this.
402
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,471
I'm a sportswriter, right?
403
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,673
So the next time
you're cleaning up something
404
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:29,841
And your kids are with you
405
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:34,145
And a sporting event goes by
406
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:37,648
And one of your kids says, "hey,
I should write about that,"
407
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:41,152
Well, then you can say,
"no, you don't have to.
408
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:45,623
That's what they pay
the sportswriter for."
409
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,495
You see?
It's the same thing.
410
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,297
Sportswriter, janitor.
411
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,134
Custodian.
412
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,770
I'm very sorry!
413
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,341
- Chris!
414
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,711
- I can't find it!
415
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,713
- It's all right.
Your teeth are straight enough!
416
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,751
- I hope you're all happy.
417
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:17,522
Listen, george,
george...
418
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:21,225
I want to apologize
to you and your family.
419
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,896
And I just hope that the
children can still be friends,
420
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:27,165
Because that's
the most important thing,
421
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:31,202
Even if the parents can't
figure out how to get along.
422
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,872
- You're right.
423
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,607
Thank you.
424
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,476
- Great, great.
425
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,913
I just want my kids
to be friends with everybody.
426
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:42,947
I mean, who knows?
427
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,549
Tomorrow they might come home
428
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,284
With some boy whose dad
works in the sewer.
429
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,354
No--I--uh...
430
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,956
I didn't--
431
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,260
I'm sorry.
432
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,371
- Debra!
433
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,616
- I found it.
It was in the fish tank.
434
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,585
- Oh. Put it in,
and let's go.
435
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,391
Thanks again
for the ball game.
436
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,527
- Okay. Thank you.
437
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,403
- Well, we're never
gonna see them again.
438
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,673
- No, I think
he'll be back.
439
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,742
He forgot his keys.
440
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,288
- I just
feel horrible.
441
00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:00,458
For a custodian
to see all this mess.
442
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,866
I think I'll straighten up.
443
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,272
- Hey.
444
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,539
Chris and his dad
are outside,
445
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,475
And he asked me
to get his keys for him.
446
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:21,746
It seemed like he didn't
want to come back inside.
447
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:25,049
- I don't blame him.
It was kind of a nightmare.
448
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,018
- Oh, yeah?
449
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,820
Did your mother come over
and make things worse as usual?
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