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- Hey, cutie.
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- What?
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- Nothing.
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You're just cute.
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- What do you want?
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- Okay, I screwed up.
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You know how my mom
is coming for thanksgiving?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, last night,
I sort of...
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Invited my father too.
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- Huh?
What are you doing?
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They're divorced.
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You can't invite them
to the same place anymore.
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They legally agreed
to not like each other.
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- It was an accident.
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He told me
he was gonna be
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In madagascar
for thanksgiving,
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So just to be nice,
you know, I said,
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"oh, it's too bad
you can't come too.
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We're gonna miss you."
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And then last night,
he called and said
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He put the whole trip off,
and he's coming.
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- Oh, why are you nice?
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- I know,
but your mom said
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That my mom could stay
at your house,
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And the kids will stay
in one room.
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My dad will take our room,
and then--
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- Whoa, you gave your dad
my bed?
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The man sleeps naked
and spoons the pillow.
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- I'll get the pillow
out of there.
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- Get the man out of there!
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- He's got a bad back.
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He needs the firm mattress.
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- Ugh.
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- I'm sorry, ray.
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What can I do?
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Look, they're coming,
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And we just have to both
suffer through it.
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- Yeah, by "we,"
you mean "me and my pillow."
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And by the way,
you knew about this last night,
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And all I get is,
"hey, cutie"?
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- What do you want?
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- Yeah.
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I'm just saying,
this took five minutes.
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That takes three.
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- So, r-r-raymond.
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How's everything
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In el mundo de los deportes?
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- What?
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- Hola.
The world of the sports.
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- Ha!
Good.
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It's good.
It's good.
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Okay, I'm gonna go
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Help the el wife-o
el oleanta.
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What are you doing?
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Don't leave me like that.
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- It's going well, huh?
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I thought it was gonna be tense,
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But it's not tense.
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I was a little bit nervous,
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But I think I'm fine.
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- Yeah, you're doing fine.
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- Yeah, well, I'm glad
it worked out this way,
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The both of them
being here.
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I think it's gonna be fun.
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- Get my pillow.
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- You got anything in here
I can poison myself with?
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- Listen, I know I'm big,
but where can I hide?
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- This stinks.
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I thought those two were gonna
duke it out all weekend.
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- Ah, nope.
They get along great.
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- I say they're faking it.
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If I weren't
loving these chips so much,
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I'd go back in there
and poke a few holes
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In their phony
happy divorce crap.
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What am I saying?
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I can do both.
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- No, no, no, dad,
come on, all right?
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Look, I already lost my bed.
I don't need an angry wife.
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So please
do me a favor.
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Don't be horrible today.
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- It's my thanksgiving too.
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- Listen, ray's right,
dad, okay?
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Don't cause any trouble.
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Unless it'll get the mean
out of your system,
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And then you can be
extra nice tomorrow
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When amy's parents come.
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- I can't predict these things.
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- What was that, huh?
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What are you doing,
telling him to be mean today?
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- Hey, listen, I still have
a chance with amy's parents.
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Your family's already
shot to hell.
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- Gosh, daddy,
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Madagascar sounds great.
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- I've been dying to go.
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- Well, seeing as how you two
are so chummy,
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Maybe warren
will take you with him.
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- No, thank you.
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No more traveling with warren.
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He spends all of his time
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Looking at his
tip conversion chart.
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- Ah, you two took
some amazing trips together.
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- Yeah, that sounds peachy.
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Warren, what about
al, al, the ladies' pal?
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- Dad.
- What's that, frank?
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- Al e. Mony.
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That's got to be a big bite
out of your ass, huh?
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- That's enough.
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- Yeah.
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Frank, why are you
being so--
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- Shh!
Mean tonight, nice tomorrow.
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- It's okay, deb.
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Frank knows
that your mother and I
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Have reached a point
where we can laugh
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About our divorce.
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- That's right.
We're fine with it.
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- Well, I just think
it's wonderful
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That you two are able
to focus on the positive
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And not waste any time worrying
about eternal damnation.
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- Ma!
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- Well, why don't we
call it a night?
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I have a lot to get ready
for tomorrow's dinner.
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- Yes, and I should work
on my "just in case" turkey.
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- All right.
Good night, everybody.
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- Good night, mom.
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- And, debra,
I'll see you in the morning.
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Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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- Get the mean
out of your system?
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- Nope.
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Looking forward to seeing
amy's parents tomorrow.
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- Well, I guess
I better pack it in too.
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Thanks, raymond,
for lending me your bed.
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good night, daddy.
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- Good night, sweetie.
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- You know, it gets
a little chilly up there
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In case you want to borrow
a pair of the old pjs.
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- No, I'm fine
au naturel.
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Besides, my body's
like a furnace.
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- Well, you know
what they say.
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It's not thanksgiving
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Till you got a sweaty
old man in your bed.
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- You know, your parents
are unbelievable.
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Al e. Mony?
Is your father insane?
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Your mother
always bringing up hell,
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As if creating it
all around her isn't enough.
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- Your parents seemed to handle
everything pretty good.
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They seem fine with everything.
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- That was just an act.
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They're trying to make the best
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Of an awkward situation.
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- You should be happy.
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Their divorce is better
than my parents' marriage.
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- I should be happy?
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I should be happy
that after 41 years of marriage,
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My parents can just
laugh and laugh
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About how they're never
gonna be together again?
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Yeah, ray,
I'm so happy.
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Listen, ray.
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I'm sorry about going
all crazy before.
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- Oh, hmm.
I didn't notice.
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- I guess
I just always thought
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That my parents,
you know, maybe...
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I guess you're right.
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If they're happy
with the way things are,
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Then I should
be fine with it too.
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- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
I'm fine.
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- Good.
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You're definitely
all right?
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- Yeah.
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- So it's okay to ask
where my pillow is?
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- Oh, yeah,
I forgot it.
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- Yeah, your father's probably
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All over it by now.
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- No, you know what?
I think he's still up.
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I heard him brushing his teeth
a few minutes ago.
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- Oh, god.
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I got to get it
before he makes it
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Into a thigh sandwich.
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- Oh, warren,
you're so impatient.
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- Was he naked?
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I'm sorry, sweetie.
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You know what?
I'll go get it.
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- No!
- Ray!
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- You can't go near there.
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- What are you
talking about?
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- Just--just sleep now.
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- What's wrong with you?
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- He and your mother
are getting it on!
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- What?
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- It was horrible.
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She was all,
and he was all and...
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- Are you sure
they were doing that?
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- Well, why don't you ask
the hairs on my neck?
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- You know, I knew it.
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I could tell that there was
something between them.
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- Yes!
My pillow!
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- She must have snuck over here.
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How cute is that?
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- It's not cute!
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- Oh, listen.
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You--you don't understand.
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You don't understand
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'cause your parents
are still married.
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- I understand that.
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- No, no,
you take it for granted.
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These are my parents,
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And it really hurt
when they got divorced.
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That's why
this is so great.
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- Where are you going?
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- To say hi.
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- Are you crazy, woman?
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- Oh, well, all right.
Maybe you're right.
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It might be embarrassing.
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- And it'll burn your retinas.
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- Okay.
All right, then.
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We'll just pretend
that we didn't see anything.
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- Okay.
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Okay.
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I don't know that I can.
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- Buenos dias, todos.
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00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,664
morning, daddy.
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You sure slept late.
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- Yeah.
That is some bed.
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- Okay.
Where are the kids?
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They in the yard?
All right.
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I'm gonna go see
if they're smoking.
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- Good morning, raymond.
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- Hi, I'm gonna go out
and play with the kids.
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- You don't have
any shoes on.
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- No.
Okay, I don't.
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- Well, come.
Have breakfast with us, hmm?
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- Hm, okay.
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But I'm not gonna be hungry
for a very long time.
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- Good morning, debra.
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- Hi, mom.
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- Good morning,
warren.
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- Good morning, lois.
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How was everything
across the street last night?
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- Oh, fine.
I had a wonderful sleep.
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00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:45,804
How about you?
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- Great.
Feel like a new man.
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These two have
a terrific mattress.
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- Oh, I'll have to try it out
sometime.
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00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,820
What's the matter, raymond?
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- Oh, nothing.
No.
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00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:06,024
I just--I had a bad,
bad dream last night.
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- Okay, eggs for mom,
eggs for dad.
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Eggs for mom and dad.
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- Thanks, honey bunny.
- Yeah.
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00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,936
Oh, it sure is good
to see you two so hungry again.
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00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:18,937
- What's that, dear?
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- Okay.
Nothing.
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Listen, I have to go borrow
marie's roasting pan,
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So I'll be back
in a minute.
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00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:29,748
Everybody behave themselves.
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- Oh, my god.
Do you think she knows?
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Raymond...
259
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,055
- I don't know.
260
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,790
I don't know anything.
Just eat your eggs.
261
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,396
- They know.
They heard us.
262
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,265
- I told you
to keep it down.
263
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,933
- Okay.
All right.
264
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,168
Okay, I'm gonna go.
265
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,370
I'm gonna go,
but, uh...
266
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,405
Don't worry.
Everything's fine.
267
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,040
Debra just--she's happy
268
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,209
That you two guys
are back together,
269
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,878
So...So happy thanksgiving,
270
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,547
And if I don't see you,
merry christmas.
271
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,848
- Raymond, wait.
272
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,316
- God!
273
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:10,155
- I think there's been
a misinterpretation.
274
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,124
- Yeah, ray, we're not
getting back together.
275
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,830
- Yeah, but...
276
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,431
You guys were...
277
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,233
- That doesn't mean
we're back together.
278
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,904
- So that was just...
279
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,972
- Sex.
- Aah!
280
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,516
- But debra thinks
it's something more?
281
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,919
- Yeah, she does.
282
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,121
- Oh, dear.
283
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,390
- Well, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
284
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,458
Come on,
maybe debra's right.
285
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,260
How do you know
that what happened last night
286
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,896
Wasn't the start of you two guys
getting back together?
287
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,932
- Well, to tell you
the truth,
288
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,400
Last night
wasn't the first time.
289
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,439
- You guys got to get
a scrabble board.
290
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,879
All right.
291
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,848
Well, I mean,
let's just think this out.
292
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,115
You guys,
293
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,383
You're getting along
pretty good
294
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,886
In every...Department.
295
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,556
So why not just slap a couple
of fresh "I do"s on there
296
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,625
And make this
the best thanksgiving ever?
297
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,460
- Raymond,
we're not in love.
298
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,129
- Love.
299
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,233
- We have to talk to her.
300
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,468
- I guess I better
get dressed.
301
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,337
- Oh, would you
bring down my earrings?
302
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,239
I left them
on the bedside table.
303
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,473
- I didn't see 'em.
304
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,507
- Well, they're there.
305
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,542
- No.
306
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,110
I specifically remember
307
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,512
Not seeing earrings
on the bedside table.
308
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,382
- How can a person
specifically remember
309
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,184
Not seeing something?
310
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,052
Oh, I'll get 'em myself.
311
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,288
- Fine, but they're
not there.
312
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,090
- Oh, for god's sake!
313
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,995
- Not in love?
Come on!
314
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,532
- Here we are!
- Oh, hey, deb.
315
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,202
And everybody else.
316
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,303
- Happy thanksgiving.
317
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,971
- Happy thanksgiving.
318
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,574
- Debra said she needed
my roasting pan,
319
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:13,511
Which I recognized
was a cry for help.
320
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,214
Don't worry.
I can salvage this meal.
321
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,250
- Come on, dad.
Pregame's on.
322
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,285
- Sorry, deb.
323
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,320
- No, listen, you know what?
324
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,255
It's great
that everybody's together,
325
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,291
'cause that's what thanksgiving
is all about--
326
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,059
Families being together.
327
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,562
- Did you have
a drink today already?
328
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,238
- No, but you know what?
329
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,974
I want to toast my parents
at dinner tonight.
330
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,509
Yeah, where is that bottle
of champagne
331
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,511
We forgot to give robert and amy
for their wedding?
332
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,947
- I don't know, but why don't
you talk to your parents first?
333
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,515
Maybe they're not
into being toasted.
334
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,317
- No, no, no, 'cause I want it
to be a surprise.
335
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,451
Ah!
Here it is.
336
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,652
- Yeah, but I just don't think
337
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,220
You should make
a big deal out of this.
338
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,622
- Why not?
- Well...
339
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,390
All right, listen.
340
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,427
Your parents--they're not
getting back together.
341
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,162
- What are you talking about?
342
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,163
You saw them.
343
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,564
- Yeah, I did,
344
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,366
And I still see 'em
every time I blink.
345
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:15,573
They told me that this was
just, like, a casual...
346
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,208
Rendezvous.
347
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:21,579
- You mean they're just...
348
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,015
- A couple of horn dogs.
349
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,021
Yeah.
350
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,022
Sorry.
351
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,559
- I got to go talk to them.
352
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,735
- What happened?
353
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:46,771
- Ah, she just found out
that her parents are...
354
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,473
Still divorced.
355
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,710
- I thought it might
have something to do
356
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,279
With lois sneaking out
of our house last night
357
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,148
In her bathrobe.
358
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:08,793
- And she didn't get back
till 4:00 a.M.
359
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,429
I remember,
'cause that's my third pee.
360
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,070
- No.
361
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,705
Nah, it was just--
362
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,740
Warren's back was hurting,
and lois came by to help.
363
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,741
That's all.
364
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,544
- Oh, come on!
365
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,482
They're doing it again!
366
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,483
- What?
367
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,625
Oh, my god,
368
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,428
It's like spring break
up there.
369
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,363
- I knew it.
370
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,565
- Debra.
Debra!
371
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,206
- Are you getting
back together again or not?
372
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,141
- Well, no, but--
- but what? What?
373
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,342
If you're not
getting back together,
374
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,377
Then what the hell
are you doing?
375
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,446
- Hello.
376
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,819
- Happy thanksgiving,
everybody.
377
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,121
- Mom, dad.
378
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,757
- Sweetheart, you don't
have to be married to have sex.
379
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,833
- In fact,
nothing has freed us
380
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:25,603
To explore our sexuality
more than our divorce.
381
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,207
- We're rehearsing
382
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,709
For a local musical.
383
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,218
- Mom!
384
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,887
Dad!
Please don't go!
385
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,423
- It's a musical.
We've got a part for you!
386
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,396
- I got to say, warren,
you played this one right.
387
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:55,399
All the baggin',
none of the naggin'.
388
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,506
- All right.
All right, dad, please.
389
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,809
- Debra, we are so sorry.
390
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,311
We certainly didn't mean
to hurt you.
391
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,913
- I don't think
you were thinking of me at all,
392
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:12,250
Or anybody else,
for that matter.
393
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,484
You're sneaking around up there.
394
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,419
Poor ray walks in and sees you.
395
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,656
- You saw us?
396
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,792
- No, just, uh...Just...
397
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:28,633
Just an arm
and a foot and...
398
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,601
A little bit of bottom.
399
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,305
- I mean, how long has this
been going on, huh?
400
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,840
What, did you celebrate
the signing
401
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,242
Of your divorce papers
with a quick roll in the hay?
402
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,478
- No, sweetheart,
it's just that
403
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,747
When you spend
half your life with someone
404
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,449
And then they're
not there anymore,
405
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:49,587
Sometimes it gets lonely.
406
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,722
- Then you lose your control
of your urges,
407
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,225
And you do unspeakable things.
408
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,266
- Okay, marie.
409
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:05,603
So you don't like each other
enough to stay married,
410
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,839
But you have no problem getting
together for all of that.
411
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:12,410
- I don't know
what to say other than,
412
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,246
I guess getting together
like that
413
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:18,916
Every once in a while
just makes us happy.
414
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,719
- Well, if we all just
did things that made us happy,
415
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,488
This world would be
a terrible place.
416
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,860
- All right, marie.
417
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,596
You know, I'm not thrilled
that my parents
418
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,397
Are standing in my living room
in our sheets,
419
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,966
But they're still my parents.
420
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,767
What am I supposed
to say to 'em?
421
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,836
"I want you to be miserable
for the rest of your lives,
422
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,972
Like some people"?
423
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:47,645
- I'm sure I don't know
what you're talking about.
424
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,680
- I do.
425
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,657
- I just wish
things were different
426
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:03,327
Between the two of you, but...
427
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,763
I do want you
to be happy.
428
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:11,002
- How about this little girl
of ours, huh?
429
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:14,372
I sure know
what I'm thankful for this year.
430
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,742
- Yeah, yeah, how about you go
put some clothes on?
431
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:20,311
- Okay.
432
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:23,547
- And buy a scrabble board.
433
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,632
- I don't care
what the part is.
434
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,468
I do not want
to be in that musical.
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