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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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HELP!
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LEGGO DA PURSE,
LADY.
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[RUMBLING]
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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AAH! IT'S... IT'S
DEATH SCOOTER.
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AHA!
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ARE YOU READING
THAT TRASH AGAIN?
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I WASN'TREADING.
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I WAS JUST LOOKING
AT THE PICTURES.
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DEATH SCOOTER?
THAT'S POOR TASTE.
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WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
WE HAD REAL HEROES,
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LIKE CAPTAIN VIRTUE.
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WHAT A GEEK.
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WELL, CAPTAIN VIRTUE
COULD BEAT
SCOOTER BOY ANY DAY.
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NUH-UH.
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YUH-HUH.
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NUH-UH!
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YUH-HUH!
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WELL, FRANKIE FERRET
AND HIS FURRY FRIENDS
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BEAT BOTH YOUR HEROES.
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THAT FLUFFY FURBALL
COULD NEVER
STRIKE TERROR
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INTO THE HEARTS
OF EVILDOERS.
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HE'S PRETTY TOUGH.
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HE'S GOT FRIEND POWER.
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OOH...
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SURE.
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OTHER THINGS
ARE MORE IMPORTANT
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THAN DISCUSSING
COMIC BOOKS AROUND HERE.
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LIKE WHAT, D.W.?
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LIKE GO TO
A COMIC BOOK
CONVENTION
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AND TALK
ABOUT COMIC BOOKS.
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WELL, IAM
THE GUEST OF HONOR.
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A-TAT-TAT.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING
IN THAT OUTFIT?
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YOU'RE NOT
THE ONLY GUEST, DAD.
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THESE FANS
WANT TO MEET
QUIVERWING QUACK,
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THE ARROW-SLINGING
AVATAR OF AWESOMENESS.
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WHY WOULD THEY WANT
TO MEET YOU?
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YOU'VE ONLY HAD
ONE ADVENTURE.
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I'M THE UP-AND-COMING
HERO AROUND HERE.
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HEY, HEY,
MISS PINFEATHERS,
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JUST BECAUSE
I LET YOU PLAY HERO
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WITH YOUR
SILLY ARROWS...
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WHAT DO YOU MEANSILLY?
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WATCH ME PUT A POINT
ON THAT PENCIL.
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QUIVERWING QUACK'S
TRICK ARROWS
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ALWAYS HIT THEIR MARK.
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YAAHH!
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WELL, ALMOST ALWAYS.
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[CAT HOWLS]
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YES! AT LAST
I HAVE PERFECTED
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MY NEW, IMPROVED
QUANTUM MECHANICAL BRUSHES.
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NO LONGER MUST I ENDURE
THIS CITY
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AND ITS BOURGEOIS TASTE
IN ART.
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I SHALL SAVE THEM
FROM ARTISTIC OBLIVION,
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DESTROY THAT LOWBROW
RUBBISH THEY CALL ART,
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AND REPLACE IT WITH
MY OWN DARINGLY INNOVATIVE
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PSEUDO-ANTI-NEO-POSTMODERN
DECONSTRUCTIONIST...
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UH...
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STUFF.
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CREATIVE DOMINION
WILL BE MINE.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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HA...
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[COUGHING]
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OH, MAN, I GOT TO WATCH
THOSE TURPENTINE FUMES.
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AND NOW, PHASE ONE.
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I WILL DEVASTATE THAT HIGH POINT
OF LOWBROW ART...
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THE MOTEL ART AUCTION.
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ATTACK!
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NOT ME, YOU DIMWITS.
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THE INTELLECTUALLY IMPOVERISHED
INFIDELS INSIDE!
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AH, GOOD HELP
IS SO HARD TO PAINT.
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LET'S TRY IT AGAIN,
SHALL WE?
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ONLY THIS TIME...
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DO IT RIGHT!
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
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WE'LL START THE BIDDING
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ON THE CLASSIC
KITTEN WITH IMPOSSIBLYHUGE EYES AT...
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ZERO!
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[HISSING]
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[BARKING]
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[SCREAMING]
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OH!
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I SO DESPISE
MUNDANE ART!
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MY FERTILE AND INVENTIVE
IMAGINATION
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TURNS RUBBISH
INTO HIGH ART.
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NOW THEY'RE PRICELESS.
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BUT IN LIEU OF FORTUNES,
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I'LL TAKE TODAY'S PROCEEDS,
SWEETIE.
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[GULP]
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NEVER, YOU WITCH.
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FLATTERY
WILL GET YOU NOWHERE.
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ATTACK!
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THE LAST NATIONAL BANK.
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WAH! WHAT ATROCIOUS
ARCHITECTURE.
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THIS TOWN IS DROWNING
IN DRAB,
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BUT FEAR NOT.
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SPLATTER PHOENIX'S
DAZZLING IMAGINATION
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WILL TRANSFORM THIS
MONOTONOUS METROPOLIS.
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SMALL PRICE TO PAY
FOR A THING OF BEAUTY.
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WOW. THE LINE'S
EVEN LONGER
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THAN WHEN WINKY THE CLOWN
GAVE HIS LECTURE.
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BUT OF COURSE.
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WHEN DARKWING DUCK'S
THE ATTRACTION,
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IT'S
STANDING-ROOM ONLY.
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AHEM.
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BETTER CHECK
THE MARQUEE,
DARKWING.
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WHAT?
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THERE'S OBVIOUSLY
A HORRIBLE MISTAKE.
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FACE IT... DARKWING DUCK
IS YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
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QUIVERWING QUACK
IS THE CUTTING EDGE.
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OH, REALLY,
MISS SMARTY-PANTS?
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STEP ASIDE AND WATCH
HOW MY FANS FLOCK.
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AHEM.
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I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
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THE PENCIL THAT BREAKS
FROM SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS.
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I AM...
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STREET PIZZA.
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ALL RIGHT!
QUIVERWING QUACK!
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JINKIES,
YOU'RE THE CUTTING
EDGE, QUIVERWING.
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CUTTING EDGE, MY EYE.
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THEY'RE PROBABLY
A BUNCH OF COMPUTER GEEKS.
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AH!
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A FEW STILL KNOW
A REAL HERO.
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AREN'T YOU
LAUNCHPAD McQUACK?
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WHAT'S GIZMODUCK
REALLY LIKE?
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OH, O-O-O-OOH!
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THERE!
NOW, THAT'S A BILLBOARD.
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IN THE NAME
OF EVERYTHING ARTSY!
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NOT A COMIC BOOK
CONVENTION!
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COMIC BOOKS...
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THE ANTITHESIS
OF EVERYTHING I STAND FOR!
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I MUST REMOVE THESE
PLEBEIAN ABOMINATIONS
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FROM THE FACE
OF THE EARTH!
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WELL, ISN'T THAT
DARKWING DUCK?
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WHO CARES?
HE'S YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
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HE'S YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
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CREEPS.
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IT TAKES 4,000
CAPTAIN VIRTUE
COMICS
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TO GET ONE
DEATH SCOOTER.
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I NOTICED. THANK YOU.
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DON'T MENTION IT.
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WHOA! LOOK!
THERE'S FRANKIE FERRET!
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CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE HERO.
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SOME PEOPLE GROW UP,
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AND SOME
JUST GROW OLDER.
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HEY, GOT A PENCIL?
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I USED MINE UP
SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS.
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JOY!
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REMEMBER, QUIVERWING,
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A HERO DOES NOT
LIVE BY AUTOGRAPHS ALONE.
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THE TRUE TEST IS
WHETHER HE'LL FIGHT OR...
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RUN!
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EXACTLY.
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I MEAN REALLY RUN!
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THERE'S A GIANT
TOASTER-HEADED PINK
GORILLA COMING!
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IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO AVOID THIS DISCUSSION,
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YOU'LL HAVE TO DO
BETTER THAN A...
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PINK GORILLA?
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AAH!
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OUCH.
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TOLDJA SO.
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NOBODY STEPS
ON DARKWING DUCK
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AND GETS AWAY
WITH IT...
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EXCEPT PERHAPS
A 20-TON GORILLA
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WITH A TUDE.
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THIS CALLS FOR
A DIFFERENT STRATEGY.
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LOOK OUT!
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THOUGHT IT
WOULD CRUSH ME?
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WELL, I'M TOO SMART
FOR THAT.
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GOLDEN-BROWN.
JUST HOW I LIKE IT.
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO SHOW DARKWING
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WHO THE REAL HERO IS.
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TIMBER!
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THIS JUST MIGHT HURT.
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[MUFFLED GRUMBLING]
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[CHEERING]
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I GET THE PAIN.
SHE GETS THE FAME.
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[WOMAN]
STOP HER!
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00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,166
SHE'S STEALING THE
BOX OFFICE RECEIPTS!
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WELL, NOW,
SPLATTER PHOENIX...
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PAINT-WIELDING
PURVEYOR OF PANIC!
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I'LL SHOW GOSALYN
WHO THE REAL HERO IS.
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THIS IS A JOB FOR...
DARKWING DUCK!
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OUT OF MY WAY,
DEFENDER OF
THE TASTELESS!
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SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!
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EAT ARROW, FIEND!
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GAS!
ARROW!
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I'M NOT ABOVE TAKING
ADVANTAGE
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OF A FORTUITOUS
CIRCUMSTANCE.
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GAS!
ARROW!
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HATE TO INTERRUPT,
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BUT SPLATTER'S
GETTING AWAY!
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IF SHE LEFT EVEN
A PAINT SPOT,
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MY EAGLE EYES WILL
DETECT IT.
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FLYING WATCHES.
MUST BE A CLUE.
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00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:07,416
MY EARS DETECT
TICKING SOUNDS.
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00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,875
COULD IT BE SOME ENGINE
OF DESTRUCTION?
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A BOMB?
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00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,708
OH, FLYING POCKET WATCH.
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CAREFUL!
MIGHT BE A TRAP.
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PIFFLE! NO ONE
TRAPS DARKWING DUCK!
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AHA!
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DON'T GIVE ME A HAND
OR ANYTHING.
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WOULD A JACK DO?
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HA! GOT IT!
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00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,250
UH-OH.
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IF SPLATTER THINKS THAT
ONE CROCODILE TANK HYBRID
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WILL STOP DARKWING DUCK,
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SHE'S SADLY MISTAKEN.
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OF COURSE,
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THREE STUPID
CROCODILE TANK HYBRIDS
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MIGHT DO THE TRICK.
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I HOPE YOU DIDN'T TAKE
THAT CRACK
244
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,958
ABOUT STUPID CROCS
PERSONALLY.
245
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:09,458
SEE HOW YOU LIKE
MY NET ARROW, CROCS!
246
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:12,208
RATS! SEEMS
SLIGHTLY DEFECTIVE.
247
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,708
YOU'RE RIGHT.
248
00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,458
IT'S DEFINITELY
DEFECTIVE.
249
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:20,166
DARKWING DUCK ONCE AGAIN
EMERGES UNSCATHED.
250
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,875
WHOA!
251
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,208
AND THAT'S HOW YOU
TAKE CARE
252
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:27,000
OF CROCODILE
TANK HYBRIDS.
253
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,875
THAT WAS PURE LUCK.
YOU ALMOST KILLED US.
254
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,458
LIKE YOUR NET ARROW
WAS A SUCCESS.
255
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:39,458
AT LEAST I DON'T
READ THOSE DWEEBY
CAPTAIN VIRTUE COMICS.
256
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,875
I'M SUPPOSED TO
CARRY AROUND LASER
257
00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,958
LIKE THAT STUPID
DEATH SCOOTER?
258
00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:48,416
WHY, YOU...
WHY, I OUGHTA...
259
00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:52,000
LET'S JUST STOP THIS
SILLY COMPETITION,
O.K.?
260
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,583
THERE'S ROOM FOR
MORE THAN ONE HERO.
261
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:56,750
COOL.
262
00:12:56,750 --> 00:13:00,000
SOMEBODY SPILLED
A TRAIL OF PAINT.
263
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,708
SPLATTER PHOENIX!
264
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:04,708
I'LL CATCH HER!
NO! SHE'S MINE!
265
00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:05,625
OUCH.
266
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,166
DOUBLE OUCH.
267
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:12,000
THIS IS GOING TO BE
A LONG AND PAINFUL DAY.
268
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,458
SPLATTER,
THIS IS QUIVERWING QUACK!
269
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:19,291
COME OUT
WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
270
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:24,125
THIS IS
THE 65th ART STUDIO
WE'VE BEEN TO.
271
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:27,708
WE NEED TO USE
THE COMPUTER.
272
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,375
DON'T BE A DOOFUS.
273
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:34,833
ONE OF THESE STUDIOS
MUST BE SPLATTER'S
HIDE-OUT.
274
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:37,250
MY PLAN'S NO GOOD.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
275
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,166
GO BACK
TO THE TOWER.
276
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,458
I'LL STAY HERE.
277
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,708
SPLATTER PHOENIX.
278
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:46,125
TRYING TO STEAL
THE GLORY
279
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:50,208
AND PULL THE WOOL
OVER MY EYES, HUH?
280
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,625
GOOD IDEA, HUH?
281
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:52,875
HEY!
282
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,333
YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.
283
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:59,000
D.W., SHE REALLY
TAKES AFTER YOU.
284
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,125
SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!
285
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,958
EAT ARROW, FIEND!
286
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,875
WHOA!
287
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:12,000
SO YOUR MISSILES
MISFIRED,
288
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,333
YOU MISERABLE
MISCREANTS!
289
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,833
OOH. TRY SAYING THAT
THREE TIMES FAST.
290
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,708
ENOUGH WITTY BANTER!
ATTACK!
291
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:22,000
LET 'EM HAVE IT!
292
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,708
NOT...TURPENTINE!
293
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,833
THAT'S RIGHT,
SPLATTERPUS.
294
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,375
DARKWING DUCK
HAS OUTSMARTED YOU.
295
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:32,125
YOU?
IT WAS MY IDEA!
296
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:34,166
IT WAS
MY TURPENTINE.
297
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,625
[SPLATTER]
AND IT'S MY OCTOBUNNY!
298
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,333
OCTOBUNNY?
OCTOBUNNY?
299
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,083
OCTOBUNNY!
OCTOBUNNY!
300
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,500
UHH!
301
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:49,458
WHEW! AW, I DIDN'T MISS
THE FIGHT AGAIN, DID I?
302
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,000
NOPE. OH, GOODY!
303
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,500
ARRIVEDERCI,
YOU IGNORANT PEONS.
304
00:14:55,500 --> 00:15:00,875
YOU'RE OFF TO THE GREAT
CANVAS IN THE SKY!
305
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:06,000
RELAX. DARKWING DUCK WILL
SAVE THE DAY.
306
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:11,583
THERE'S NEVER A CAN OPENER
AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE.
307
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,833
NEED HELP, DARKWING?
308
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:17,416
O.K., I DO.
SO SUE ME.
309
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:22,291
TA-TA, YOU HIDEOUS
MONSTROSITY!
310
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,750
EVERYBODY'S
A CRITIC.
311
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,083
NO BRUSH-SLINGING
BOHEMIAN BOZO'S
312
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,333
GOING TO STOP
DARKWING DUCK!
313
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,250
UH-OH.
314
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,166
COLOR ME MISTAKEN.
315
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:37,583
SHE'S PAINTED US
INTO A CORNER, D.W.
316
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:41,500
IT'S ABOUT TIME
I DID SOME PAINTING!
317
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,458
HEY!
318
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,583
TIME TO PAINT
VIRTUOUS ART.
319
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,458
CAPTAIN VIRTUE
TO THE RESCUE!
320
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,500
GACK!
321
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,500
THIS COULD BE
A LITTLE TRICKY.
322
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,458
HAVE A NEW PAINT JOB...
323
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,458
SOMETHING ON THE SMALL,
MANAGEABLE SIDE.
324
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,333
YOU COULD'VE SAID NO.
325
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,458
WANT SOME HELP,
CAPTAIN VIRTUE?
326
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:13,250
WHEN I NEED HELP,
I'LL ASK FOR IT!
327
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,458
O.K...
I'M ASKING.
328
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,875
YOU GOT IT!
329
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,708
HEY, TOASTERHEAD,
EAT LASERS!
330
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,083
LET'S GET FUNKY...
331
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,291
MONKEY!
332
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:49,583
READY TO SURRENDER NOW,
YOU DUCKY DA VINCI?
333
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,000
NO!
334
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,291
BUT I COULD BE TALKED INTO
REARRANGING YOUR FEATHERS!
335
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,416
EEUCH!
336
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,000
I ALWAYS HATED
ABSTRACT EXPRESSIONISM.
337
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000
YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS.
338
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,458
SUPERHEROES ALWAYS WIN.
339
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,625
REALLY?
340
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:08,500
THEN IT'S TIME TO
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!
341
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,250
MEET MY SUPERHERO
SURREAL MAN.
342
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:15,500
WHAT CAN HE DO,
HIT ME WITH HIS UMBRELLA?
343
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,583
GET REAL.
344
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,625
NO...
345
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,166
GETSURREAL.
346
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:32,416
HEH HEH.
ART ALWAYS WAS
MY BEST SUBJECT
347
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,750
OR WAS IT LUNCH?
348
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,333
FRIEND POWER!
FRIEND POWER!
349
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,625
WON'T YOU
BE MY FRIEND,
350
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:45,166
MR. FACELESS
CREATURE OF EVIL?
351
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,083
♪ TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
352
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,458
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪♪
353
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,875
WOW. FRIEND POWER
REALLY WORKED.
354
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:56,875
YEAH.
355
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,750
BUT IT WAS GROSS!
356
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:02,625
HAVE YOU TWO LEARNED
A LESSON FROM THIS?
357
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,500
OH, I SURE HAVE.
358
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,625
WE'VE GOT TO JOIN TOGETHER
IN FRIENDSHIP
359
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,458
AND MERCILESSLY CRUSH
ENEMIES INTO PASTE!
360
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,250
THAT'S MY DAD!
361
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,000
WHOA!
362
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,291
A-HA!
363
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,458
ATTACK!
364
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,750
O.K.,
QUIVERWING...
365
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:31,000
LET'S GET
DANGEROUS!
LET'S GET
DANGEROUS!
366
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,333
[YELPING]
367
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,416
OH!
368
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:46,083
GIVE HER THE BRUSH-OFF,
DARKWING!
369
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,708
MY PLEASURE, QUIVERWING!
370
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:52,000
NO!
DON'T REPAINT ME!
371
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,416
I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT.
372
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:55,750
YOU LOOK PERFECT...
373
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,000
BEHIND BARS!
374
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:03,875
I'LL STICK IT TO THEM!
375
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:15,875
IF I CAN JUST REACH
THAT TURPENTINE!
376
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,750
WHOA!
377
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,833
WE GOT YOU, Q.W.!
378
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,083
THE WHIRLING
DERVISH GAMBIT!
379
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,875
[DARKWING]
HEY!
380
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,416
RELEASE THE ARROW!
381
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:34,166
WHY DIDN'T I
THINK OF THAT?
382
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,250
TIME TO BUST OUT!
383
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:43,583
HA! YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD
PSEUDO-ANTI-NEO-POSTMODERN
DECONSTRUCTIONIST DOWN!
384
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,125
THE LAST ONE!
385
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,583
WE BAD!
WE BAD!
386
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,875
UH, GUYS...
387
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:48,875
WHAT?
388
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,416
WE ARE BONDING!
389
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,458
BUT SPLATTER'S
BUSTED OUT!
390
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,875
NEVER FEAR!
MY TRUSTY GAS GUN
391
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,000
WILL SAVE THE DAY!
392
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,291
HEH HEH. PERHAPS
"TRUSTY" WAS A POOR
CHOICE OF WORDS.
393
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:05,625
ALL ABOARD
THE QUIVERWING EXPRESS!
394
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,083
WHAT ARE YOU... AAH!
395
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,083
ALL RIGHT,
YOU ADDLE-PATED PICASSO!
396
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:17,583
EVEN WITHOUT GAS CAPSULES,
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU!
397
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,708
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
398
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:24,875
YOUR BOURGEOIS
MORALITY FORBIDS
YOU TO HIT A WOMAN.
399
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,875
IT'S... IT'S TRUE.
400
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,416
I JUST CAN'T HIT HER.
401
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:30,500
QUIVERWING...
402
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,083
YOU DO IT.
403
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,583
NO SWEAT.
404
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,291
HAI-YAHH!
405
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,500
WHOA! NO!
406
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,458
DARN IT,
DARN IT,
DARN IT!
407
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,500
YUCK CITY.
YUCK CITY.
408
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,708
WELL, AT LEAST
MY PAINTINGS
409
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:50,875
WILL BE MORE VALUABLE
WHEN I'M GONE.
410
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,458
RIGHT.
411
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,500
WELL,
ANOTHER CASE SOLVED...
412
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,958
ORDISSOLVED...
413
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:57,875
BY DARKWING DUCK!
414
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:03,708
UH, WITH HELP FROM HIS
TRUSTY SIDEKICK LAUNCHPAD.
415
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:05,708
AHEM!
416
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,375
ALL RIGHT!
AND QUIVERWING QUACK.
417
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:13,166
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU, GOS.
418
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:18,708
READY?
419
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:21,208
1...2...3...
420
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:22,291
GO!
421
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:29,458
I STILL DON'T GET IT, D.W.
422
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:32,250
SHE WAS MADE OUT OF PAINT?
423
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,250
DID SHE PAINT HERSELF?
424
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,416
IF NOT, WHO DID?
425
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,833
PERHAPS WE'RE ALL
MERELY PAINT,
426
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,250
CREATED BY SOME
GREATER BEING.
427
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,708
YOU'LL JUST
MAKE YOURSELF NUTS.
428
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,250
BESIDES,
THEY'RE ANNOUNCING
429
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,625
THE SUPERHERO
OF THE YEAR.
430
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,500
AND NOW, OUR COMIC BOOK
CONVENTION'S
431
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,416
SUPERHERO OF THE YEAR...
432
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:55,458
THE CRIMEFIGHTER WHO DEFEATED
SPLATTER PHOENIX,
433
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:58,416
THE ENEMY OF COMIC BOOKS
EVERYWHERE,
434
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:03,291
INDEED, THE GREATEST
SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME...
435
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,291
FRANKIE FERRET.
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