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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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WHIFFLEBOY CLOSES IN
ON THE MENACING WALRUSBOY.
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SHE DODGES
THE FEARSOME SLIMESQUIDS.
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ZAPPO! SHE FRIES
THE VICIOUS ANVILBATS.
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GOSALYN, DO WE REALLY NEED
A PLAY-BY-PLAY?
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D.W., I BROUGHT THE CRATE
FROM SHUSH.
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MY NEW
SUPERSECRET GADGET
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FROM THE SUPERSECRET
SPY ORGANIZATION SHUSH!
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I'VE GOT A NEW WEAPON.
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YAHOO!
IT'S NEARLY A WEEK
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SINCE I GOT A NEW GIZMO.
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YES!
MAGIC FINGERS GOSALYN,
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THE GREATEST
SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD PLAYER
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TO EVER GRACE
THIS PLANET!
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I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN,
DAD.
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I'M SORRY, GOS.
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TRY TO HAVE FUN
QUIETLY.
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KEEN GEAR!
MY HIGHEST SCORE YET.
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HEY! THIS THING
DUMPED MY SCORE.
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I WAS GONNA PUT MY NAME
ON THE CHAMPION
WALRUS WHIPPER LIST.
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THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!
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YOU PIECE OF JUNK!
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THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT
A COMPLICATED PIECE
OF EQUIPMENT.
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IF THERE'S NO HOLE
IN MY WALL WHEN
I PULL THIS TRIGGER,
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SOMEONE'S GOING INTO
THE TRASH COMPACTOR.
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HMM...MAYBE
IT'S A FLASHLIGHT.
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YOU CHEAP
PIECE OF JUNK!
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YEAH. CHEAP
PIECE OF JUNK.
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G-GOSALYN!
SPEAK TO ME!
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SPEAK TO ME.
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ARE YOU O.K.?
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I MUST BE DEAD.
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I'M ON TV.
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I THINK HER BRAIN'S
BEEN TOASTED.
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NO, IT HASN'T,
D.W.
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I'VE GOT
THAT ICKY FEELING
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IN THE PIT
OF MY STOMACH AGAIN.
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THAT GADGET BROUGHT
THE THREE WORST PARTS
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OF GOSALYN'S PERSONALITY
TO LIFE AS EVIL
ENERGY BEINGS.
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THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS
IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO
IN THESE INSTRUCTIONS.
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WHAT A STUPID WEAPON.
THIS THING IS DANGEROUS.
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O.K., LEMME SEE.
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ACCORDING TO THIS,
YOU MUST BE LIGHT WAVES.
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ANDYOU MUST BE HEAT WAVES.
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WHAT ARE YOU?
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THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL...
RADIOWAVE.
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POWERFUL? OOH!
HAH!
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WHAT HARM
CAN RADIO WAVES DO?
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OH!
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OW! OW! OW!
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OH!
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OW!
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AAH!
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KEEN GEAR!
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WANNA BE
MY SCIENCE PROJECT?
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WHAT ARE WE... FREAKS?
THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!
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YOU WANT
THE GREATEST RADIO WAVE
TO BE A SCIENCE PROJECT?
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I WANNA BE
SOMEONE'S HOMEWORK.
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NOT! I JUST
WANNA HAVE FUN.
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TALK ABOUT WORDS
COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU.
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WHOA!
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OH, YEAH!
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THAT'S A REAL HANDY WEAPON.
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WE'VE GOT TO CATCH THEM
BEFORE THEY CAUSE
MORE TROUBLE.
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SURE THING, D.W.
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UNH! UNH!
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[DARKWING]
MEANWHILE,
A CERTAIN MISS
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WILL CLEAN UP THE MESS
HER BRAIN MADE.
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THOSE GUYS
CAN'T HAVE COME
FROM MY BRAIN!
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I'M WAY TOO COOL
TO HAVE A BIG EGO,
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AND I NEVER GET MAD!
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I'LL CLEAN THE MESS
MY BRAIN MADE.
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HMM...MAYBE A LITTLE
TARGET PRACTICE
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WOULD BE FUN.
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AHA! PERFECT!
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BULL'S-EYE! YES!
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AAH!
AAH!
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A ONE-IN-A-ZILLION SHOT,
FOLKS.
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NOW THAT WAS
WHAT I CALL FUN!
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FLATHEADED
CITY PLANNERS.
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HOW DARE THEY PUT
A BUILDING IN MY WAY?
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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N-NOTHING. JUST PAYING
MY HEATING BILL.
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HEATING BILL?
IAM HEAT.
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SHOULDN'T I
BE GETTING A CUT...
OR ALL OF IT?
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YUP YUP YUP.
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THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!
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IF THIS CITY DOESN'T
WANT TO PAY FOR HEAT,
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MAYBE THEY'D LIKE
SOME FREE SAMPLES!
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[HUMMING
DARKWING DUCK THEME]
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OOH! I CAN'T GET
THAT STUPID TUNE
OUT OF MY HEAD.
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YAAHH!
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THE THINGS I'LL DO
TO CLEAR MY SINUSES.
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[SNIFFING]
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WAIT! MY SINUSES
AREN'T CLEAR.
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SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH
THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM.
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WHAT COULD BE CAUSING
THIS INTERFERENCE?
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PIRATE BROADCASTS?
SATELLITES? SUNSPOTS?
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I JUST DON'T KNOW!
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OF COURSE! THAT'S IT!
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I HAVE THE ANSWER.
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I...I...
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I'LL ASK THOSE GUYS.
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MAYBE THEY HAVE
AN UNQUENCHABLE THIRST
FOR CHAOS AND MAYHEM.
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WE COULD
DO CRIMES TOGETHER.
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YOO-HOO!
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HEY, YOU GALS!
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NEW IN TOWN?
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WE'RE KINDRED SPIRITS.
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WE'VE EVEN GOT
THE SAME POLARITY.
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YOU THINK YOU CAN
KEEP UP WITH US?
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WE HAVE THE POWER
OF THE ELECTROMAGNETIC
SPECTRUM.
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE,
A BATTERY STRAPPED
TO YOUR BACK?
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NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
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YOU'VE HURT MY FEELINGS.
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I'M GONNA GET YOU... AAH!
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HEED THIS LESSON, KIDS.
ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT.
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O.K.
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NOW I'M UPSET.
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LOOK.
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THEY'RE GOING INTO
THAT ELECTRONICS STORE.
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YOU STOP THEM
FROM ESCAPING.
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I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I'M THE LOW POINT
ON YOUR SINE WAVE.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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ANOTHER $20 GAS CARTRIDGE
DOWN THE TUBES.
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THERE'S NOBODY HERE.
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GUESS AGAIN,
SHOEHORN BEAK!
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HEY, SMART GUY,
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WANNA PLAY WITH SOME
RADIOWAVE-CONTROLLED
TOYS?
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YAAHH!
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HAVE YOU SEEN
ANY EVIL ENERGY DEMONS?
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RIGHT IN THERE.
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DARN IT! THAT WAS
A SUPERVILLAIN.
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[HEATWAVE]
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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DANCE, PARDNER!
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EE! AH! OOH! AH!
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EE! AH! OOH! AH!
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I'M A BIGGER GENIUS
THAN I THOUGHT.
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TAKES MORE THAN ONE
UTTER HUMILIATION
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TO GET RID OF ME.
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MEGAVOLT! LIKE I DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE.
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YOU'VE IMPUGNED
THE HONOR OF MEGAVOLT.
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NOW YOU MUST PAY!
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[SIGHS]
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DON'T WANNA PAY.
I WANNA PLAY.
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HOW ABOUT A GAME
OF SHISHKA-BOBBING
FOR APPLES?
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WHOA!
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PERFECT.
ROAST DUCK
ON A STICK.
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NO, THANKS.
I ALREADY ATE.
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SEE YOU LATER,
WAFFLE HEAD.
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I GOT MORE STUFF
TO SMASH.
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AAH!
AAH!
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OH, PERFECT!
DYING WITH MY ARCHENEMY.
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I'M REALLY
YOUR ARCHENEMY?
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GOSH, THAT'S SWELL.
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT
DR. SLUG WAS YOUR ARCH...
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QUIET!
WE'RE HISTORY,
YOU UNDERSTAND?
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IT COULD BE WORSE.
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HOW COULD IT BE WORSE?
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YOU HAD TO ASK,
DIDN'T YOU?
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SUCK FLAME-RETARDING
FOAM, EVILDOER!
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WELL,
THERE'S A NEW TWIST.
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SMOOTH MOVE,
MEGAVOLT.
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WON'T THE WATER
SHORT YOU OUT?
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PROBABLY.
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AAH!
AAH!
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[LAUGHING]
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TIMBER!
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GET READY TO EAT
WAVELENGTH, SAPS!
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00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:10,458
WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!
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HMM.
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00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:22,083
GOOD GOING, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,416
[PANTING]
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00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:30,166
NICE JOB
WITH THE SPRINKLER.
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THANKS.
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00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,583
NICE JOB WITH THE, UH...
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GETTING YOUR GUN MELTED.
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00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,458
HEH HEH. RIGHT.
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00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:39,875
I'M GONNA NEED HELP
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00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,708
FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS
ABOUT ENERGY WAVES.
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I KNOW
THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM
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LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.
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00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,500
WHAT THE HECK
IS THAT?
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O.K.
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00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,125
LET'S PUT ASIDE
OUR DIFFERENCES
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AND WIPE OUT THESE
POWER-MAD PIPSQUEAKS, EH?
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WE'LL TAKE THE SECRET ROUTE
TO DARKWING TOWER.
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AAH!
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00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,000
[MEGAVOLT SNIFFING]
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I THINK MY SINUSES
ARE FINALLY CLEAR.
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[GOSALYN]
DIRTY, ROTTEN
BRAIN WAVES.
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NEVER DID
ANYTHING FOR ME.
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00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:22,416
NOW I'M CLEANING UP
AFTER 'EM.
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I'M ALMOST FINISHED
WITH THIS FLOOR, DAD.
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AHEM. YOU MEAN "DAD"
IN THE FIGURATIVE SENSE,
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LITTLE GIRL
WHO'S NOT RELATED TO ME.
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WHAT ARE YOU...
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MEGAVOLT!
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00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:42,750
YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED
BY ALIENS AGAIN,
HAVEN'T YOU?
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HEH HEH HEH!
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I PRESENT THE AWESOME,
SUPERSECRET...
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DARKWING TOWER.
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00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:54,875
COOL!
AUDUBON BAY BRIDGE.
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THAT'S JUST A...
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UH, UH...
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A SIMPLE HOLOGRAM
TO FOOL OUTSIDERS.
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00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,625
A HOLOGRAM?
BRILLIANT!
236
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:08,166
NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS
THWART MY FIENDISH SCHEMES!
237
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,000
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
238
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,291
DON'T WORRY.
239
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:17,458
I NEEDED A POWER EXPERT,
AND MEGAVOLT'S A GENIUS.
240
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:22,583
UH, WHEN IT COMES
TO ENERGY STUFF.
241
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,416
GATHER ROUND.
HUDDLE UP.
242
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:28,416
HERE'S THE WORLD'S
MOST EXTENSIVE LIBRARY
243
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:31,083
OF PHYSICS
AND BIZARRE PHENOMENA.
244
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:34,583
THEY'LL TELL US HOW
TO RUB OUT THOSE FIENDS.
245
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:37,083
O.K., EVERYBODY,
START READING.
246
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:45,708
THAT WAS THE LAST BOOK.
247
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:48,708
I KNOW ABOUT
PLASMA WAVE INVERTORS,
248
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:51,000
AND IT DOESN'T HELP US.
249
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,500
HERE'S ONE WE MISSED!
250
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:58,000
"SQUISHY THE SQUIRREL'SBIG BOOK OF QUANTUM PHYSICS."
251
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,583
OOH, I LOVE THAT BOOK!
252
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:03,583
"SQUISHY AND THE PHASE
TRANSITION COILS.
253
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,583
SQUISHY'S MOLECULAR
STRUCTURE DISRUPTED."
254
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,750
OF COURSE.
IT'S SO SIMPLE.
255
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,500
SO AMAZINGLY SIMPLE.
256
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,416
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
257
00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:14,875
[DARKWING]
OH, YEAH...
258
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:15,875
SIMPLE.
259
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:19,458
WHY DIDN'T
I SEE IT BEFORE?
260
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,750
HOW'S A MAGNET GONNA
GET RID OF THOSE GUYS?
261
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,083
OH! QUESTIONS...
262
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,083
QUESTIONS.
263
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,583
WHY MUST YOU DOUBT ME?
264
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,583
YOU'LL DRIVE ME MAD!
265
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,958
MAD, I TELL YOU!
266
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,583
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I ASKED.
267
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,291
OH! WELL, THE MAGNET
WILL INTERPOLATE
268
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:45,750
THE HYPERSTATIC MATRIX
TO A RANDOM CONFIGURATION.
269
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,875
UM...THEY'LL GO BOOM.
270
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,583
YEAH.
UH-HUH.
SURE.
271
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,750
WE NEED
NEGATIVE POLARITY.
272
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,208
THIS IS SOME KINDA TRICK.
273
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,125
EVENI KNOW
NEGATIVE IS BAD.
274
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,458
POSITIVE IS GOOD.
275
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,458
NEGATIVE.
276
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:01,458
POSITIVE.
277
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,458
NEGATIVE.
278
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,458
POSITIVE.
279
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:04,458
NEGATIVE!
280
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,000
NEGATIVE! NEGATIVE!
NEGATIVE!
281
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,458
POSITIVE! POSITIVE!
POSITIVE!
282
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,958
POS! POS! POS...
283
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:11,583
AREN'T YOU BEING
A LITTLE IMMATURE?
284
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:14,000
YOU'RE RIGHT.
285
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,708
POSITIVE.
286
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,458
WHAT HURTS MOST IS THAT
YOU CALL YOURSELF A SUPERHERO.
287
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:26,250
NOW TO LURE THEM IN.
HIT IT, GOS.
288
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,708
ATTENTION,
ENERGY DEMONS.
289
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:31,000
NYAH NYAH NYAH
NYAH NYAH.
290
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,708
ARE YOU SURE
THAT'LL DO IT?
291
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:37,583
THEY CAME OUT
OF MY BRAIN.
292
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,708
HERE THEY COME.
293
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,750
YES! I DID IT!
I DID IT!
294
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,125
[AIR PUMPING]
295
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,833
YOU DID IT,
ALL RIGHT.
296
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,500
TOLD YOU SO!
TOLD YOU SO!
297
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,875
WELL, DARKWING,
298
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,458
ANY MORE BRILLIANT IDEAS?
299
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:15,583
I'M THINKING.
I'M THINKING.
300
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:17,708
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
301
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,833
I'M BETTER THAN EVER...
302
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,833
IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.
303
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:37,166
KEEN GEAR!
WE GOT THE POWER.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
304
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,958
LET'S SMASH STUFF!
305
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,708
HEY! LET'S GET
SOME ICE CREAM.
306
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,875
THEN WE'LL SMASH STUFF.
307
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,166
I WAS NEVERTHAT BAD,
WAS I?
308
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,708
WHAT NOW?
309
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:56,708
HMM. WE COULD ZAP IT
WITH NEGATIVE POLARITY...
310
00:16:56,708 --> 00:17:00,166
LIKE I SAID
IN THE FIRST PLACE!
311
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,458
D.W., SHE'S MOVING
OUT OF RANGE.
312
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,750
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
313
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,375
I'M A GENIUS.
314
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,166
NOT JUST ANYONE COULD FIND
315
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,291
A SUPERTANKER FULL OF
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
316
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:28,375
DON'T LOOK, GOS.
IT'S HORRIBLE.
317
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,708
IT'S JUST ICE CREAM.
318
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:33,166
OH, YEAH.
319
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:36,833
I... I... I KNEW THAT.
320
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000
UH-OH. MINOR
VISIBILITY PROBLEM.
321
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:47,208
[LIGHTWAVE]
TIME FOR SOME
BATTING PRACTICE.
322
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,500
AAH!
323
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:56,875
MAYBE A DIRECT ATTACK'S
NOT THE BEST WAY
324
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,625
TO GET THEM BACK
TO THE MAGNET.
325
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:05,583
SUPPOSE THEY'D FALL
FOR THAT "NYAH NYAH"
THING AGAIN?
326
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:09,083
THEY LOOK LIKE
THEY WERE HAVING FUN.
327
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,583
FUN? THAT'S IT!
328
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,625
THEY'RE PARTS OF ME.
329
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,708
HOW WOULD YOU TRICK ME
INTO GOING SOMEWHERE?
330
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:20,708
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD GAME.
331
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:24,166
THAT MONSTROSITY
WILL BELIEVE
THIS IS REAL?
332
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:27,750
SHE'D BETTER!
I BLEW MY ALLOWANCE
ON THIS COSTUME.
333
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,750
O.K., MEGAVOLT,
YOU LURE HER HERE.
334
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:34,708
WHEN SHE REACHES
THE "X,"
HIT THE SWITCH.
335
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:38,208
SWITCH THE "X"
AND REACH THE LURE.
336
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,166
YEAH. THIS'LL WORK.
337
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,875
[MEGAVOLT]
EXCUSE ME.
338
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,958
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
339
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:50,083
UM...THERE'S
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
340
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,583
SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD
VIDEO GAME OVER THERE.
341
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,000
COOL BEANS!
342
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,875
MY FAVORITE GAME.
343
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,333
[MEGAVOLT]
HERE SHE COMES!
344
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,875
O.K., GOS, NOW!
345
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:08,583
SAVE ME! SAVE ME!
346
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,750
I'LL DODGE THE EXPLODING
ROLLERCHICKENS
347
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:19,166
TO SAVE YOU FROM
THE EVIL WALRUSBOY,
PRINCESS.
348
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:23,958
WHOOPSIE.
349
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:26,958
SON OF WHIFFLEWORLD?
WAY COOL!
350
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:30,833
YOU CAN HIT THAT SWITCH
ANYTIME, MEGAVOLT.
351
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:37,000
WHOOP!
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
352
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,833
THIS JOYSTICK
DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
353
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,208
[GULP]
354
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:44,583
ISN'T HE A LITTLE TUBBY
FOR WHIFFLEBOY?
355
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,166
WHAT FUN.
356
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:53,250
OUR OWN DARKWING DUCK
TO PLAY WITH.
357
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,750
YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED
SON OF WHIFFLEWORLD
358
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,000
UNTIL YOU'VE PLAYED
AGAINST US.
359
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,458
LET'S MAKE THIS
MORE LIKE THE REAL GAME.
360
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,416
WE NEED...GOBLINS.
361
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,166
NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.
362
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:16,708
AND FALLING SLIMESQUIDS
AND ANVILBATS.
363
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,708
NO SWEAT. CHILD'S PLAY.
364
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:25,875
AND LET'S NOT FORGET
THE EXPLODING ROLLERCHICKENS.
365
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,458
[DARKWING]
ALL RIGHT.
366
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,500
THIS IS GETTING TRICKY.
367
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,333
NOW LET'S SEE YOU RESCUE
THE PRINCESS.
368
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:35,958
LEMME GO, YOU
PERSONALITY-STEALING BOZO.
369
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:39,625
NO VIDEO GAME'S A MATCH
FOR DASHING DARKWING DUCK.
370
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,208
I WIN...NATURALLY.
371
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,291
WRONG!
372
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,208
HAH!
373
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,625
HA HA! DOPEY ME.
374
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:54,125
I FORGOT SHE SUCKED UP
ALL THE POWER.
375
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:57,625
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL...
DOOMED!
376
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,000
HEY! WAIT A SEC.
377
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:06,250
IT'S GAME OVER FOR YOU,
DARKWING.
378
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,208
IT'S BEEN FUN.
THANKS.
379
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:14,208
MEGAVOLT,
NOW'S A GOOD TIME
TO PULL THE SWITCH.
380
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,083
HEY...
381
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,708
WHERE'S MEGAVOLT?
382
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,958
NORMALLY,
I ENJOY FREE FALL.
383
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,875
DID WE GET HER?
384
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,375
YEP, YEP, YEAH.
385
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,458
ZAPPED HER
INTO OBLIVION.
386
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:40,875
LAST WE'LL SEE
OFTHAT MENACE.
387
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,958
DON'T BE SO SURE.
388
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:46,000
WE JUST DISBURSED
THEIR ENERGY PARTICLES.
389
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,166
THERE'S
A ONE-IN-A-ZILLION
CHANCE
390
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:52,208
THEY COULD RE-FORM
THROUGH SOMEONE'S TV.
391
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:56,000
THEY'D ONLY NEED
A SIMPLE PARTICLE
ACCELERATOR!
392
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,583
PSST! HEY, KID...YOU.
393
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,083
YEAH, YOU.
394
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:03,708
COME ON, BE A PAL.
395
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,583
GO FIND USA PARTICLE ACCELERATOR.
396
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,583
PRETTY PLEASE.
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