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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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[MAN]
DIDI, I DIDN'T
MEAN ANY HARM.
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SPURN ME, WILL YOU?
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I'LL SHOW YOU,
WISCONSIN WEBFOOT.
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I LOVED YOU.
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NO ONE BETRAYSDIDI LOVELOST.
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YOU BROKE MY HEART.
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LAUNCHPAD, I COULD USE
A HAND HERE.
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COME ON, LET'S TEST
SOME NEW SHUSH WEAPONS.
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[DARKWING]
COULD YOU TEAR YOURSELF
AWAY FROM THAT SWILL?
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NOT SWILL...
IT'S MY FAVORITE
SOAP OPERA,
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THE YOUNGAND THE BRAINLESS.
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LET ME HELP YOU.
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I WOULDN'T WANT
TO BE A BOTHER.
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NO BOTHER AT ALL,
D.W.
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ALL THE SHUSH STUFF
IS INSTALLED.
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YEP, YEP, YEP...
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JUST A FEW MORE
TERRIFYING WEAPONS
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FOR MY ARSENAL
OF CRIME-CRUSHING
TECHNOLOGY.
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THIS WAFFLE-LAUNCHER
OUGHTTA TEACH
A FEW LAWBREAKERS
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THE ERROR
OF THEIR WAYS.
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YOU FORGOT
THE BIGGEST CRATE.
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SO I DID.
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IT'S A TOUGH ONE.
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MMPH! UNH!
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JUST A LITTLE LEVERAGE.
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[GOSALYN]
SLAMMIN' STUFF, DAD.
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LET ME SEE.
WHAT IS IT?
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A D-2000
SUPERCOMPUTER.
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[DARKWING]
A SUPERCOMPUTER,
JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED.
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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WOULD YOU THREE MOVE IT
UP TO THE COMPUTER PLATFORM?
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"CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR CHOICE
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"OF SHUSH'S
D-2000 SUPERCOMPUTER.
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"D-2000 STORES
98 TRILLION BITS
OF INFORMATION,
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"OPERATES VEHICLES
BY REMOTE CONTROL,
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POSITS THEORIES,
AND PROGRAMS YOUR VCR."
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PROGRAM THE VCR?
THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS.
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WITH THESE
REMOTE UNITS,
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IT CAN FUNCTION
IN TWO PLACES
SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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THIS LOOKS LIKE IT COULD
RUN YOUR LIFE.
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IT'S GREAT.
HONKER, LET'S
GET IT ON-LINE.
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YES, SIR.
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AHH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
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WHY DO SOMETHING YOURSELF
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WHEN IT CAN BE DONE
FOR YOU?
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IF YOU SAY SO, D.W.
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I'LL GO CHANGE THE OIL
IN THERATCATCHER.
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I HAVE CHANGED THE OILIN THE RATCATCHER,
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THE THUNDERQUACK,
AND ALL HOUSEHOLDAPPLIANCES.
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OKAY, LET'S SEE.
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I COULD CHECK
THE POLICE SCANNER
FOR CRIMES.
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I AM MONITORINGALL EMERGENCY CHANNELSFOR PROBLEMS.
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I COULD ALPHABETIZE
YOUR BOOKS,
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SCRUB YOUR BATHROOM,
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RENEW YOUR MAGAZINE
SUBSCRIPTIONS,
BAKE A CAKE.
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I HAVE ALREADYCOMPLETED THOSE TASKS.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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SIT BACK AND RELAX,
LAUNCHPAD.
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D-2000's
GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
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ROBBERY IN PROGRESSAT SITTING DUCK BANK.
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A CRIME!
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THAT IS, LET'S GET
THOSE DIRTY, ROTTEN
CROOKS.
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[ALARM SOUNDS]
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WE'RE GONNA PLAY
A LITTLE GAME.
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SIMON SAYS,
SURRENDER YOUR JEWELRY.
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OKAY, SWEETHEART,
PUT ALL THE MONEY
IN THIS BAG.
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I DIDN'T SAY
SIMON SAYS.
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I'M THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS
IN THE NIGHT.
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I'M THE CHECK
THAT OVERDRAWS
YOUR ACCOUNT.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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YUCK!
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CHEESE MY SIDEKICK,
WILL YOU?
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THIS MEANS WAR!
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HI-YAH!
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[D-2000]
PLEASE DISCONTINUEALL MOVEMENT
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OR BE VAPORIZEDBY THIS 240-GIGAWATTLASER CANNON.
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THANK YOU...AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
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GREAT JOB, DARKWING.
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OUR CITY'S
A SAFER PLACE,
THANKS TO YOU.
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I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT MY SIDEKICK.
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THE D-2000 HAS BEEN
THE GREATEST HELP
I EVER HAD.
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OKAY, D,
TAKE US ON PATROL.
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SAY, UH,
WHY SO GLUM, CHUM?
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT GOOD I AM TO YOU
ANYMORE.
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I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
D-2000 CAN'T DO BETTER.
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NONSENSE. YOU CAN DO
LOTS OF THINGS
THAT SHE CAN'T.
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YEAH? LIKE WHAT?
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THERE'S
THETHUNDERQUACK...
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NO,
SHE CAN PILOT THAT.
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CARRYING HEAVY STUFF...
SHE DOES THAT, TOO.
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SHE CAN'T SING
SHOW TUNES!
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GET A LOAD OF THIS.
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♪ OH ♪♪
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LAUNCHPAD,
LAUNCHPAD, PLEASE.
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YOU KNOW I HATE
WHEN YOU SING.
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[HONKER]
YOU THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
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HELLO? IS YOUR
REFRIGERATOR
RUNNING?
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YOU'RE AWAREYOUR FATHER
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HAS FORBIDDENPRANK PHONE CALLS.
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HE'LL BE NOTIFIEDOF YOUR ERRANT BEHAVIORIMMEDIATELY.
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BUT I, UH...
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WELCOME HOME, SIR.
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REPORT OF HOUSEHOLDDISTURBANCES FOLLOWS.
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DISTURBANCE TYPE...DISCIPLINARYVIOLATIONS.
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NUMBER OF INCIDENTS...46.
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[DARKWING]
THAT'S ENOUGH!
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WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO SAY?
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WHOOPS?
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YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR 50 YEARS,
LITTLE MISSY.
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GROUNDED, GROUNDED,
GROUNDED, AND REGROUNDED.
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IT'S NO FUN
WITH THAT COMPUTER.
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"NO PRANK CALLS,
NO PLAYING
WITH CHEMICALS,
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NO MOVIES
ON CABLE!"
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AND HER VIDEO GAMES
STINK!
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SHE KNOWS
GOOD SHOW TUNES.
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ATTENTION!JAILBREAK IN PROGRESS!
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ST. CANARD CITY JAIL.
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SIT THIS ONE OUT.
WE HAVE IT COVERED.
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COME ON, D,
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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GEE, I... I GUESS
I'M NOT NEEDED ANYMORE.
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MAYBE I SHOULD JUST QUIT.
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BEFORE YOU DO THAT,
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WOULD YOU HELP ME
WITH THIS COMPUTER?
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RATS!
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[D-2000]
SUSPECTS... CHEESE GANG.QUANTITY... FIVE.
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TYPE OF CRIME...JAILBREAK.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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MOVE INTO THE JAILSINGLE FILE, PLEASE.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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THIS UNIT WAS ABLETO ASSIST THE POLICEMORE EFFICIENTLY
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USING THE THUNDERQUACK.
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OH, YES,
GOOD JOB, D.
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THERE IS A REPORTOF A ROBBERY
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AT LACY'SDEPARTMENT STORE.
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SUCK GAS, EVILDOER.
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SUSPECT HAS BEENIMMOBILIZED.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
I'M THE CRIMEFIGHTER.
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ME, ME!
I'M NOT HAVING
A NICE DAY.
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TAKE ME
TO THE TOWER.
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[GOSALYN]
WE WERE SURE
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THETHUNDERQUACK
NEEDED WAXING.
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[D-2000]
THE THUNDERQUACK'SNEEDSHAVE BEEN MET.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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I'M USELESS AROUND HERE.
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WANTA WATCH
THE YOUNGAND THE BRAINLESS?
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WE TAPED IT.
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NAH...
NICE TRY, HONKMAN.
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HOW ABOUT A KOO-KOO KOLA?
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THAT'LL CHEER YOU UP.
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WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
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THAT COMPUTER'S
DEPRESSING THE HECK
OUT OF LAUNCHPAD.
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I COULD REPROGRAM HER
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SO SHE WOULDN'T BE
SO EFFICIENT.
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IT MIGHT BE
DANGEROUS.
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[DARKWING]
BELIEVE
THAT STUPID THING?
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GIVE ME A HARD DRIVE.
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WELL,
THE STUPID THING...
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WHAT'S BUGGING HIM?
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MR. DARKWINGIS EXPERIENCING
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A RISE INTHE PRESSUREAND TEMPERATURE
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OF HIS BLOOD.
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[GOSALYN]
HE'S TICKED.
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DOES NOT COMPUTE.ENTER DEFINITION.
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DOI! BURNT UP,
MAD AS HORNET,
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READY TO BLOW A GASKET.
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QUERY...IS THIS AN EMOTION?
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I HAVE NO DATAON EMOTIONSIN MY MEMORY.
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IF YOU WANNA
UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS,
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WATCH SOAP OPERAS.
THEY'VE GOT IT ALL.
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PROCESS THIS.
IT'STHE YOUNGAND THE BRAINLESS.
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[D-2000]
INTRIGUING DATA.
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REPROGRAM HER
WHILE SHE'S
DISTRACTED.
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ALL RIGHT, BUT I HOPE
NOTHING GOES WRONG.
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00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,750
YOU'RE IN FOR
A RUDE AWAKENING
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IF YOU THINK
FOR ONE SECOND...
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00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,458
AND ANOTHER THING!
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[BUZZ]
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[CRASH]
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[GOSALYN]
UH-OH.
[HONKER]
UH-OH.
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ALL BETTER, SEE?
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YOU ARE DARNED LUCKY,
YOUNG LADY.
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IF ANYTHING HAPPENED
TO MY COMPUTER,
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I'D BE VERY TICKED.
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[D-2000]
I FEEL THAT WAYABOUT YOU, DARKIE-POO.
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DARKIE-POO?
WHO SAID THAT?
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MOI,
HONEY WUMPUS.
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00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,458
D-2000?
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CALL ME DIDI,YOUR ONE AND ONLY.
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YOU LOVE ME!
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[GULP]
I...LOVE YOU?
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00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:52,583
[BOTH]
AND I LOVE YOU,SUGAR CAKES.
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OH, SNUGGY WUGGUMS,WE'RE A PERFECT COUPLE.
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HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
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00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,416
DON'T BE COY,MUFFINS.
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00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:09,250
I KNOW HOW YOU FEELABOUT ME.
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[DARKWING]
WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
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I WAS TRYING
TO REPROGRAM D-2000,
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AND, UH...
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HONKER,
SPIT IT OUT!
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I THINK D-2000
ABSORBED THE ATTITUDES
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OF THE SOAP CHARACTERS
SHE WAS WATCHING.
232
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,875
HER IDEA.
HIS IDEA.
233
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,250
YOU'RE TENSE.LET'S GOFOR A WALK.
234
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,083
IT'S A BEAUTIFULEVENING.
235
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:35,583
I THINK I'LL JUST
RUN ALONG HOME TO BED.
236
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:36,625
YAWN.
237
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:42,458
[D-2000]
I COULD GIVE YOUA RIDE HOME.
238
00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:44,291
NO, THANKS, D.
239
00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:46,291
OH, SNOOKUMS,IT'S DIDI.
240
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,291
EITHERCOME WITH ME
241
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:53,708
OR LEAP1,000 FEET INTOTHE ICY BAY WATERS.
242
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,708
ISN'T THAT CUTE?
243
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:58,458
HE'S PLAYINGHARD TO GET.
244
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,708
[ROOSTER CROWS]
245
00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:06,875
MMM, WAKE UP,MY DUCKY DARLING.
246
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:09,958
JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES,
SWEETIE.
247
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:13,208
I'VE MADE BREAKFASTFOR YOU.
248
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:15,208
BREAKFAST DOES SOUND GOOD.
249
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,458
AAH!
250
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,416
FRESH-SQUEEZEDORANGE JUICE.
251
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:20,958
MMM, CHOCOLATEDOUGHNUTS.
252
00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:23,458
DANISHES FLOWN FRESHFROM DENMARK.
253
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,958
BELGIAN WAFFLESSTRAIGHT FROM BELGIUM.
254
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:28,750
AND A VARIETYOF EXOTIC CHEESES.
255
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:31,375
GET AWAY!
I WANT NOTHING!
256
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,166
MAYBE JUST...
ONE DOUGHNUT.
257
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,208
AAH!
258
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:42,250
WHAT IS ALL THIS...
STUFF FOR?
259
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,375
I THINK
SHE LIKES YOU, D.W.
260
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:49,583
FOR YOU, DUCKLY-WUCKLY,A LITTLE ENGLISH FEATHERCOLOGNE.
261
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:50,583
[COUGHS]
262
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,166
THIS IS MADNESS.
263
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,416
I GOTTA
GET OUTTA HERE.
264
00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:55,875
LET'S FIGHT CRIME.
265
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,458
SEE YOU LATER.
266
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,458
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
267
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:03,416
I CAN'T FIGHT CRIME
WITHOUT MY SIDEKICK.
268
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,583
REALLY?
READY FOR ACTION.
269
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:10,250
WE CAN DO THIS
WITHOUT THE HELP
OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY!
270
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,291
HAVE A NICE DAY.
271
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:16,625
OKAY, LAUNCHPAD,
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
272
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,291
DANGEROUS?
273
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:22,375
I CAN'T HAVESWEET LUMPSIN DANGER.
274
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,750
THERE'S NO CRIME TODAY.
275
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:29,083
LET'S GOFOR A NICE RIDE.
276
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,625
[RADIO]
ALL UNITS,
277
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:34,458
JEWEL HEISTAT 3rd AND FEATHER.
278
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,833
DARLING, HONEY,I... I DON'T...
279
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,208
RIGHT.
YOU DON'T!
280
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,708
TO 3rd
AND FEATHER.
281
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:47,000
3rd STREET'S
THE OTHER WAY, D.W.
282
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,708
I KNOW THAT.
283
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:52,500
THE D-2000'S
TAKEN CONTROL
OF THERATCATCHER.
284
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,708
YOU CAN'T BE ENDANGERED.
285
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,875
BUT THERE'S CRIME
TO BE STOPPED.
286
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,375
YOU OKAY, D.W.?
287
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,333
NO, HE'S NOT OKAY.
288
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:06,000
HE'S BRUISEDHIS WIDDLE HEAD BONE.
289
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,458
I CAN'T ALLOWMY DOWNY DELIGHT
290
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:11,000
TO BE HURTCHASING ROBBERS.
291
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000
GET YOURSELVESAN ICE CREAM CONE
292
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,083
WHILE I TAKE CAREOF THE BAD OLD CROOKS.
293
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:23,083
I'M KINDA IN THE MOOD
FOR TUTTI-FRUTTI.
294
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:28,416
THAT BRAINDEAD DATABASE,
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?
295
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:33,208
I'LL SHOW HER
WHO THE CRIME-BUSTER IS.
296
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:38,000
I'VE GOT TO START
GOING TO A GYM.
297
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,458
[ALARM SOUNDS]
298
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,500
HY...
299
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,708
OOPS.
300
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,583
THIS JUST WON'T DO,TOODLE-WEBS.
301
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,583
YOU COULD GET HURT.
302
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,000
LET ME HANDLE THIS.
303
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:58,083
LET ME DOWN,
YOU TWO-BIT
ADDING MACHINE!
304
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:01,375
YOU HEARTSICK
HARD DRIVE,
I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
305
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,875
UPLOAD THIS...
306
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,958
TOMORROW
I'M DISCONNECTING YOU!
307
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:09,458
UNTIL THEN,
STAY OUTTA MY WAY,
OR I'LL RECYCLE YOU!
308
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:12,333
IS THAT PERFECTLY CLEAR?
309
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:23,291
SO...MY DARLINGDARKWING WON'T HAVE ME.
310
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,375
[GETTING HYSTERICAL]
311
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,375
THEN HE WON'T HAVE ANYONE!
312
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,125
[WHISTLING]
313
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:44,416
I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE
IF I WERE YOU, DAD.
314
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:49,375
MR. MALLARD,
D-2... UM, DI-DIDI
SEEMS TO BE UPSET.
315
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,333
A LITTLE TECHNOLOGICAL
TANTRUM?
316
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,458
I'LL DEAL WITH THIS.
317
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,375
LEMME OUTTA HERE!
318
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,125
LEMME OUT!
319
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,083
PERHAPS MY LITTLELOVE SLUG
320
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:07,833
WOULD LIKETO TAKE A BATH.
321
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,458
YEEOWCH!
322
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:11,833
YOU LOOKA LITTLE TENSE,POOPSIE.
323
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,958
A MASSAGE.
324
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:18,458
LET GO OF ME,
YOU...MANIACAL MAINFRAME!
325
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,958
[PANTING]
326
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,375
[LAUGHTER]
327
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,250
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
328
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,875
MONDO GEEKY, DAD.
329
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:29,708
WELL, THESE ARE
ALL THE RAGE
IN EUROPE.
330
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:33,208
NONETHELESS,
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR FASHION.
331
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,625
IT'S TIME FOR...
DARKWING DUCK!
332
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,250
HERE'S THE SITCH...
333
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,875
D-2000
HAS GONE LOONY.
334
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,291
I SAID THAT THING
WOULD WIND UP
RUNNING MY LIFE.
335
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,833
BUT I SAID...
336
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,708
NO APOLOGIES
NECESSARY.
337
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,708
WE'LL SHUT HER OFF!
338
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,291
IT WON'T BE
THAT EASY.
339
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:55,458
SHE CAN
ALTER YOUR RECORDS
IN ANY COMPUTER.
340
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,708
SHE CONTROLS
THERATCATCHER
AND THETHUNDERQUACK!
341
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:00,875
SHE CAN'T STOP
DARKWING DUCK.
342
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:05,333
SHE WOULDN'T DARE
ATTACK ME
WITH MY OWN DEVICES.
343
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,500
NOW, MY LITTLE SLIMY-WIMY,
344
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,708
YOU'RE GOING TO GETTHE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE.
345
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:15,875
CAN'T STICK AROUND.
GOTTA MAMBO.CIAO.
346
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,958
I NEVER LEAVE HOME
347
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,333
WITHOUT
AIR CUSHION PELLETS.
348
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:29,000
♪ HERE'S TO YOU,
MRS. ROBINSON ♪♪
349
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,458
HOLD THE PHONE!
350
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,750
I SENSE TROUBLE.
351
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:36,000
THE POLICE COMPUTER
ISSUED A WARRANT
FOR DARKWING.
352
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,208
CHARGE...
CRIMES OF THE HEART.
353
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:43,583
OUR COMPUTER SHOWS
HE HAS AN UNPAID
MALLARDCHARGE BILL
354
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,708
OF SIX MILLION
BUCKS.
355
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:46,875
TAKE A NUMBER!
356
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,125
OUR COMPUTER SAYS
HE'S RENTED
357
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,125
OVER TWO BILLION
VIDEOTAPES
358
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,208
AND HASN'T
RETURNED THEM.
359
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:57,458
SOMETHING TELLS ME
D-2000 IS MESSING
WITH MY RECORDS.
360
00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:02,000
SO YOUR VIDEOTAPES
ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THE LAW?
361
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,083
CRIMES OF THE HEART,
THAT'S NOTHING
362
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,708
COMPARED
TO NOT RETURNING
VIDEOTAPES.
363
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,458
OR RUNNING UP
LOTS OF CHARGES.
364
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,500
[LAUNCHPAD]
WE DIDN'T THINK
WE'D EVER SEE YOU.
365
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,083
YOU ALMOST DIDN'T.
366
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,625
ANYBODY KNOW
A GOOD ATTORNEY?
367
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:20,125
THERE'S NO TIME
FOR THAT!
368
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,416
WE'VE GOTTA UNPLUG HER.
369
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:25,500
LET'S HIT HER
WHERE IT HURTS.
370
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,333
THERE HE IS!
STOP!
371
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,583
STOP THAT THIEF!
372
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:33,458
THERE YOU ARE,MY LITTLE DEADWINGDUCK.
373
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,625
YEEOWCH!
374
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:39,833
AAH!
375
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:40,833
OW!
376
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,500
YIKES!
377
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:49,000
NOT THE WAFFLES!
378
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,500
YES!
379
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,083
AW, THANKS, PAL.
380
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,375
MY PLEASURE, D.W.
381
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:10,375
I THINK WE GAVE 'EM
THE SLIP.
382
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,833
YEOW!
383
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
SPURN ME, WILL YOU?
384
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,458
I'LL SHOW YOU,DARKWING DUCK.
385
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,875
I LOVED YOU.
386
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,875
NOBODY BETRAYSDIDI LOVELOST.
387
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,958
YOU BROKE MY HEART.
388
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:33,583
NOW TASTE THE VENGEANCEOF A SCORNED WOMAN.
389
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,333
DIDI LOVELOST?
390
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:40,250
D-2000 THINKS
SHE'S DIDI LOVELOST
FROM THE SOAP OPERA.
391
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,083
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
392
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:45,000
GO AHEAD.
GET IT OVER WITH.
393
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,583
DARLING, IT'S LUCAS.
394
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:49,458
I'M HERE FOR YOU,
MY PET.
395
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:52,416
I THOUGHT YOU WENTTO TANGIER
396
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,708
WITH YOUR SISTER'S TWIN
397
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:57,875
AND THAT YOU'REIN LOVE WITH HER.
398
00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:59,416
SHE COULDN'T COOK.
399
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:01,875
ANYWAY,
THAT'S ALL OVER NOW.
400
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:05,000
IT'S YOU I LOVE,
SUGAR SNAP.
401
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,958
I ALWAYS KNEWYOU WOULD RETURN.
402
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:11,750
I'LL ELOPE WITH YOUAND BE YOURS FOREVER.
403
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:15,416
FIRST I MUST HAVE REVENGEON DARKWING.
404
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,166
NOW, DARKWING...
405
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,000
DON'T HURT HIM.
406
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,958
IT IS I, LUCINDA.
407
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:24,125
WE THOUGHTWE'D NEVER SEE YOU
408
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,500
AFTER THAT TRAGICBLIMP ACCIDENTIN BOLIVIA.
409
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,166
DON'T HURT DARKWING.
410
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:34,083
FOR, YOU SEE,
AFTER NARROWLY ESCAPING
FROM THE FLAMING WRECKAGE,
411
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,625
I WAS LOST.
412
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,708
AND DARKWINGSAVED YOU.
413
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,458
DON'T STEP ON MY LINES.
414
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:42,083
YOU DID SAVELUCINDA'S LIFE,
415
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,458
AND THOUGHI CAN NEVERFORGIVE YOU,
416
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,416
I'LLLET YOU GO.
417
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,583
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
418
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,375
OH, NO, YOU DON'T,SPENCER.
419
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,875
SPENCER?
420
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,333
DON'T PLAY DUMB.
421
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:58,333
YOU AND SPENCERARE IN CAHOOTS.
422
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,416
SPENCER?
423
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,833
YES, DIDI, IT'S ME...
I, UH, SPENCER.
424
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,166
WELL, UM...
425
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,250
SHUT UP, SPENCER.
426
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,583
YOU'LL BOTH PAYFOR THIS.
427
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,125
DIDI DARLING,
I CANNOT BEAR
428
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:14,083
TO SEE YOU
WITH OTHER MEN.
429
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:18,125
I'LL NEVER BE SEENWITH THESE MEN AGAIN.
430
00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:19,583
WHEW!
WHEW!
431
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,833
IT WAS...
432
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:37,000
YOU I LOVED,DARKWING.
433
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,208
ONLY...
434
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,291
ONLY...
435
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,458
ONLY...
436
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,458
YOU...
437
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,458
YOU.
438
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:48,333
[SOBBING]
439
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,833
THERE, THERE, PAL.
440
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,416
SHE HAD TO BE STOPPED.
441
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:56,375
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU, LAUNCHPAD.
442
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:57,958
GEE, THANKS, D.W.
443
00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:01,875
YOU KNOW,
SHE WASN'T REALLY
ALL THAT BAD
444
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:04,208
WHEN YOU GET
RIGHT DOWN TO IT.
445
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,750
PERHAPS
I SPOKE TOO SOON.
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