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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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[LOUDSPEAKER]
BOTTOM OF THE NINTH.
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ST. CANARD'S FIGHTIN' FOWLS
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HOPE THEIR STARCAN PULL THIS ONE OUT.
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IT'S HAMMERIN'HONK MUDDLEFOOT.
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IT'S OUTTA HERE!
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HAMMERIN' HONKDOES IT AGAIN!
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HON-KER! HON-KER!
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HON-KER! HON-KER!
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[GOSALYN]
HEY, HONKER.
HONKER.
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SORRY. NO MORE
SNEAKER ENDORSEMENTS.
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HUH? UH, WHAT HAPPENED?
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SORRY I BEANED YA.
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NEXT TIME,
TRY USING THE BAT.
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IT'S NO USE.
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I'LL NEVER
MAKE THE LITTLE
LEAGUE TEAM.
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LOOK HERE, HONKSTER,
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IF THE OBJECT
WAS KNOCKIN' OVER
FURNITURE,
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YOU'D BE MAJOR LEAGUE.
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WHERE YA GOIN'
WITH THAT?
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HOME.
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WASN'T THAT
FIRST BASE?
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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HAT?
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HEY!
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THIS WAS JUST REBLOCKED.
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THERE GOES
SECOND BASE.
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THE GAME'S OVER.
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GAME?
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DON'T TELL ME.
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PLAYING GOSALYN'S FAVORITE
SPORTING EVENT...
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LIVING ROOM TRASHING.
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I WAS JUST
GIVIN' HONKER
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MY SURE-FIRE
COACHIN'
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SO HE CAN MAKE
THE TEAM.
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THEY TURNED ME DOWN AGAIN,
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AS ALWAYS.
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DON'T TAKE IT
SO HARD, KID.
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MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
OREL HONKHEISER,
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BUT YOU'RE
A REALLY SMART KID.
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I'M TIRED OF BEING SMART.
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I WANNA BE LIKE YOU.
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WELL, THAT'S NICE.
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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I MEAN, I WISH
PEOPLE RESPECTED ME
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LIKE THEY DO
DARKWING DUCK.
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I WISH I WERE A HERO.
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[ANNOUNCER]
ONCE AGAIN,IT'S TIME FOR...
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HONKER! THE INVINCIBLEWEB-FOOTED HOST!
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FASTER THAN A STETSON,
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MORE POWERFULTHAN A PITH HELMET,
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ABLE TO CAPTURETHE EVIL FLARG
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WITH NOTHING BUT PEPPER!
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IT'S HONKER!
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[FLARG]
TURN THAT OFF!
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A THOUSAND PARDONS,
MIGHTY FLARG.
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LEMME SEE IF THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE ON.
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I SAID OFF!
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HONKER! I'M SICK
OF THAT PESKY BIPED.
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SINCE HE CAPTURED US,
THAT'S ALL I HEAR.
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HE'S IN THE MOVIES, ON TV,
EVEN HAS A COMIC BOOK.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE GERDIST REGIME
HAS SUCCEEDED
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IN ELEVATING HIS CULT
OF PERSONALITY.
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AND HE'S FAMOUS, TOO.
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THOSE GERDIST WIMPS,
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FORCING US TO TAKE
PLASTIC ANDROID HOSTS!
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HOW I LONG TO WRAP MY TENDRILS
AROUND AREAL BRAIN!
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[GUARD]
SUPPER!
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MMM!
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CHOW TIME.
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MMM...MMM!
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BAH! PALLADIUM
SCRAPS AGAIN!
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YEAH...MMM.
I HATE THIS STUFF!
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MMM...MMM!
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THE INSULT
OF SERVING
A BASE ALLOY
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TO THE GREAT FLARG!
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WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE SOON
AND OFF PLANET FEZ!
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I HAVE A PLAN
TO DISCREDIT THAT EARTHLING
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AND ACHIEVE
MY RIGHTFUL PLACE
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AS RULER OF THE GALAXY!
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A PLAN?
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TELL US,
GREAT ONE!
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SHH! SOMEONE'S COMING.
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OH, DAHLING,
WHAT A TERRIBLE PLACE.
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IT AIN'T
A BLOOMIN'
COUNTRY CLUB.
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YOU HAVE A VISITOR.
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OH, DAHLING, IT IS I,
TALLEAH.
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I BAKED YOU
A LITTLE SURPRISE.
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SURPRISE!
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A FILE WITH A CAKE
BAKED IN IT...
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JUST LIKE
THE MOVIES!
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YOUR PLAN
WAS PERFECT, DAHLING.
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YOU CAN PRAISE
MY BRILLIANCE LATER.
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RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOT
A SCORE TO SETTLE...
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ON PLANET EARTH!
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C'MON, YOU'RE
NOT A QUITTER.
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WE'LL MAKE YOU
INTO A SLUGGER YET.
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IT JUST TAKES
PRACTICE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT JUST SEEMS
SO USELESS SOMETIMES.
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CHEER UP, HONKMAN.
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I'LL TEACH YOU
MY SECRET BATTER'S
STANCE.
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IT'LL BE
A PIECE OF CAKE.
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I HAVE A LOVELY
CHOCOLATE CAKE.
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NOT TOO MUCH,
THOUGH, DEAR.
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NO, THANKS,
MRS. MUDDLEFOOT.
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WE HAVE
BATTING PRACTICE.
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OH, HOW EXCITING.
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I'LL MIX UP A NICE
PITCHER OF LEMONADE
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FOR YOU KIDS.
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UH-OH. LOOKS LIKE
I'M GETTING A LITTLE
THIN ON TOP.
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WANNA BAT SOME BALLS WITH US,
MR. MUDDLEFOOT?
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OH, IT'S JUST
YOU KIDS.
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DIDN'T MEAN TO
FREAK YA OUT.
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THAT'S OKAY.
YOU KIDS RUN ALONG
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AND BAT YOUR BALD SPOTS...
I MEAN BASEBALLS.
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MAYBE I SHOULD TRY
ONE OF THEM TOUPEES.
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COME ON, HONK.
WE'LL GET LAUNCHPAD
TO CATCH.
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[BARKING AND HISSING]
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HMM. NOT THE BEST
OF FITS.
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BUT SLINKY,
MY DAHLING!
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YES, THANK YOU.
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NOW TO PUT AN END
TO HONKER'S CULT.
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THIS INTERGALACTIC
HARMONIZER
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WILL CAUSEDISASTERS
THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY...
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TIDAL WAVES, EARTHQUAKES,
STATIC CLING!
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NO ONE WILL BE SAFE!
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UH, UH, BUT,
YOUR EXCELLENCY,
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HOW WILL THAT
MAKE HONKER LOOK BAD?
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SIMPLE.
THE ENTIRE GALAXY
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WILL SEE HONKER
PUSH THE BUTTON.
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WHEN I BRING HIM BACK
TO PLANET FEZ IN CHAINS,
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THEY WILL
CROWN ME KING.
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I WILL BE QUEEN!
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THE BIPEDS ARE RETURNING!
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OKAY, HONK.
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[GOSALYN]
LAUNCH THIS SUCKER
INTO SPACE.
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COME ON, HONK!
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RUN, LITTLE BUDDY!
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GET READY TO JUMP.
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YOU KEEP
THE SPACE SHIP'S
ENGINE RUNNING.
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I'LL GET THE GIRL.
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C'MON, HONKSTER.
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SLIDE ON HOME!
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SAFE!
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OH, I WOULDN'T
SAY THAT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE BAA-A-ACK!
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HELP!
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INFERIOR BIPED!
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YOU WILL PAY
FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!
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[FLARG]
BARRADDA, TAKE HIM!
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AH, HA HA HA!
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[GRRR]
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UH-OH.
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AAH!
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[RUFF RUFF RUFF]
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OKAY. THIS TIME
I'LL THROW OVERHAND.
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I THINK IT'S TIME
TO CHANGE
THE GAME PLAN.
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I DON'T HAVE TO
THROW OVERHAND.
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WHAT'S WITH THE HATS?
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LAST TIME I SAW
HATS LIKE THAT...
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BRAINSUCKING ALIENS
FROM SPACE!
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NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, TOO!
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
COME BACK HERE!
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AND NOW,
FOOLISH BIPED,
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I WILL HELP MYSELF
TO YOUR BRAIN!
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[RUFF RUFF RUFF]
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AAH!
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GOTTA MAKE 'EM SNEEZE.
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PEPPER!
THAT WORKED LAST TIME.
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CHILDREN,
I MADE HOT DOGS
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JUST LIKE
THE BALL PARK'S.
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MRS. MUDDLEFOOT,
GET THE PEPPER, QUICK!
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ON HOT DOGS?
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[RUFF RUFF RUFF]
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[MEOW]
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[RUFF]
[MEOW]
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MRS. MUDDLEFOOT,
THEY'VE GOT...
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OH, NO! THEY'VE GOT
YOUR BRAIN, TOO!
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I WOULDN'T
CALL THIS A BRAIN,
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BUT YOU DO HAVE
THE GENERAL IDEA.
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SHE LOVES ME,
YUP, YUP, YUP.
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SAY, GOS,
WHADAYA THINK?
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[GOSALYN]
AAAAAAHHHHH!
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SHE COULD HAVE
JUST SAID NO.
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BINGO!
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DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!
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IT'S ALL OVER
IF I THROW THIS.
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THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG.
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THIS TIME,
WE CAME PREPARED.
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NOTICE ANYTHING
DIFFERENT, HON?
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OUT OF MY WAY,
IGNORANT BIPED!
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IT'S TOO MUCH.
SHE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME.
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LEAVE THE GIRL.
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WE'VE GOT
MORE IMPORTANT
WORK TO DO.
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DAD! DAD!
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IT'S THOSE
BRAINSUCKING ALIEN HATS!
COME QUICK!
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IT'S THOSE
BRAINSUCKING ALIEN HATS!
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LET'S...
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GET DANGEROUS.
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HURRY UP, DAD.
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WE'VE JUST GOTTA STOP
THOSE ALIEN DUDES.
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THEY WON'T GET FAR.
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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I'M THE PEBBLE
IN THE SHOE
OF IGNOMINY.
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I'M ZEE QUEEN
OF ZEE GALAXY!
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GEE, THAT'S A NEW ONE.
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OH, NO!
DAD, NOT YOU, TOO!
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WAH HA HA HA HA!
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MAH HA HA HA HA!
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YOUR TENTACLES WON'T
TOUCH ME, BRAINSUCKER.
237
00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:57,708
WHO VILL STOP ME?
238
00:10:57,708 --> 00:10:58,875
[BARRADDA]
TALLEAH!
239
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,333
WORKS FOR ME!
240
00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,333
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
241
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:06,458
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME
WITH SUCH INSOLENCE?
242
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,416
FLARG, HAVE HIM REBLOCKED!
243
00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:11,458
LATER, MY SWEET.
WE NEED HIM.
244
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:15,000
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND,
MY DAHLING.
245
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,291
DAHLING, HOW DO
YOU LIKE MY NEW OUTFIT?
246
00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:20,750
IT'S SO...ME.
247
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,333
HA HA HA.
248
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,875
YOU ARE RAVISHING,
MY WIDE-BRIMMED WONDER.
249
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:28,375
HOW BEAUTIFUL
WE WILL LOOK,
250
00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:31,583
SITTING ON THE THRONES
OF A GALAXY.
251
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,708
OHHH! AIN'T
LOVE GRAND?
252
00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:35,583
BUT COME, MY SWEET.
253
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:38,708
WE HAVE IMPORTANT
WORK TO DO.
254
00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,583
WITH THESE FEZIAN
COMPONENTS,
255
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:43,166
WE CAN COMPLETE
MY INTERGALACTIC
HARMONIZER.
256
00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:46,166
THEN WE'LL FRAME
THAT MEDDLING HONKER
257
00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,708
FOR THE DESTRUCTION
OF THE GALAXY.
258
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,625
WE JUST NEED
ONE FINAL PART...
259
00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,500
A SONIC INSTIGATOR.
260
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:57,958
WE WILL NEVER FIND
A SOPHISTICATED DEVICE
LIKE THAT.
261
00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:00,333
HAH HAH! BUT I HAVE.
262
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,208
ACCORDING
TO MY HOST MEMORY,
263
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:04,250
THEY CALL IT
A KAZOO.
264
00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:08,125
TALLEAH,
GO AND GET ONE
OF THESE KAZOOS.
265
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,000
WONDERFUL. I JUST
LOVE SHOPPING TRIPS.
266
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,291
TAKE THE EARTHLING'S
FLIGHT VEHICLE.
267
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:16,125
OH, AND DON'T
PARALLEL PARK.
268
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,333
HMM...
269
00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:26,875
NOW HOOK
THE PLOOBIAN DIODE
TO THE...
270
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,750
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE FELDMAN TUBE?
271
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,166
ER...
272
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:35,000
YOU WERE LOOKING
FOR THIS, YOUR
CRANIAL LOFTINESS?
273
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,208
[BELCH]
274
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:39,750
OOOOH, DON'T YOU
EVER STOP EATING?
275
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,333
NOW I'LL HAVE
TO GET ANOTHER ONE.
276
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,708
MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL.
277
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:48,166
GET THAT CATHODIZER
PATCHED IN BEFORE
I GET BACK!
278
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:50,166
AND NO MORE SNACKING!
279
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,083
[NIKTO]
YES, YOUR TEMPORAL
SUPREMACY!
280
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,708
I HAVE TO DO
EVERYTHING MYSELF.
281
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,375
NOT ANYMORE.
282
00:12:57,375 --> 00:13:00,958
[IMITATING FLARG]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
283
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:03,958
HUH? I'M PATCHING IN
THE CATHODIZER,
284
00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:07,833
JUST LIKE YOU SAID,
YOUR MOST EXALTEDNESS!
285
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,375
WELL, STOP THAT!
286
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:10,875
DISCONNECT
THAT DISCOMBOBULATOR
287
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:14,833
AND ADD THE WHATSIT
TO THE MODULATOR
HOOZITS
288
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,875
AND A FLOY-FLOY!
289
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,458
YES, YOUR EXCELLENCY!
290
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:23,083
WELL, YOU'VE
CHOSEN A NEW HOST,
YOUR INCREDIBLENESS.
291
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:27,000
I DECIDED I LIKE THIS
MORE COMPACT MODEL.
292
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,083
GET BACK TO WORK!
293
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:32,583
DON'T YOU KNOW
HOW TO FOLLOW ORDERS?
294
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,458
IT DEPENDS ON
WHO'S GIVING THEM.
295
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,583
AAH!
296
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,000
JUST AS I THOUGHT!
297
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,375
A BRAVE
AND NOBLE ATTEMPT,
EARTH GIRL...
298
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,583
NOT!
299
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:50,458
YOU'RE RIGHT,
SO I'LL HAVE
TO TRY THIS.
300
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,708
AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH-
AHHHHHH...
301
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,000
CHOOOOO!
302
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,958
GOTCHA,
YOU ALIEN SLIMEBALL!
303
00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:00,458
THAT OUGHTTA
HOLD HIM!
304
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:01,958
HUH? WHAT... GOSALYN!
305
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:04,625
THE ALIEN HATS ARE BACK!
306
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:08,291
IT'S TIME TO FIGHT
HATS WITH HATS.
307
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:10,750
I'M GOING BACK
FOR LAUNCHPAD.
308
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,416
MEET ME
AT THERATCATCHER.
309
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:18,208
NIKTO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
310
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,208
I'M DISCONNECTIN'
THE THINGAMAJIG
311
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:23,625
AND THE WHATCHAHOOZITS,
OR WHATEVER YOU SAID!
312
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,250
I SAID?
313
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:30,208
HA HA!
I TOLD YOU TO PATCH IN
THAT CATHODIZER!
314
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,833
YEAH, I, ER,
YOU...I MEAN...
315
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,333
JUST DO IT!
316
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,333
I'LL GO FIND
THAT TOADY BARRADDA!
317
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,875
[IMITATING FLARG]
NIKTO!
318
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:43,375
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO DISCONNECT
THAT THINGAMABOB!
319
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,875
BUT, BOSS, I...
320
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:48,875
I EXPECT MY ORDERS
TO BE CARRIED OUT!
321
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,375
BUT YOU AREN'T...
322
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:54,750
LOOK ME IN THE BRIM
WHEN I'M TALKING TO...
323
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,291
HEH HEH HEH.
324
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,833
IMPIOUS HUSK-SNATCHER.
325
00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:00,833
WHAT FURTHER CRIMES
HAVE YOU COMMITTED?
326
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,333
SHE FREED HONKER.
327
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,291
JUST THAT ONE.
328
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:09,000
[FLARG]
STOP THE INFIDEL!
329
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,458
WHY DON'T YOU WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING?
330
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:16,083
WHAT'D I DO?
WHAT'D I DO?
331
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:25,166
WHY ISN'T
THE MOTOR RUNNING?
332
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:28,875
I'M A KID. I DON'T HAVE
A LEARNER'S PERMIT.
333
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:32,166
WELL, JUST START
PUSHING BUTTONS
AND STUFF.
334
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:35,083
WE'VE GOTTA TRACK DOWN
THETHUNDERQUACK.
335
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,833
WHOOOA!
336
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:40,416
TO THE SHIP! HURRY!
337
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,583
IMAGINE!
338
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:45,958
DARKWING DUCK
IN MY NOVELTY SHOP.
339
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:49,875
SURE I CAN'T
INTEREST YOU
IN SOMETHING ELSE...
340
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:53,000
LIKE THESE
FAKE HANDCUFFS?
THEY'RE A RIOT!
341
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,458
THEY LOOK
VERY TASTY, DAHLING,
342
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:58,958
BUT I'LL JUST TAKE
THE, UH, KAZOO.
343
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,875
THAT'LL BE $1.39.
344
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,458
OH, MY GOODNESS.
345
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:07,125
I SHOULD'VE LOOKED
INTO ZEESE LOCAL CUSTOMS.
346
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:12,125
I DIDN'T KNOW IT
WOULD BE MADE OUT OF METAL.
347
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,083
[CHOMP]
348
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,125
[HICCUP]
349
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,583
EXCUSE ME, DAHLING,
350
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:18,583
BUT ZIS ALLOY
IS SOO RICH.
351
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:19,708
[MUNCHING]
352
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,083
[HICCUP]
353
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:29,583
ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH
IRON IN YOUR DIET?
354
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,208
NOT BY HALF.
355
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:34,208
GIVE ME ANOTHER DOZEN
FOR THE ROAD.
356
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,208
YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, BRIM-BREATH!
357
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,208
OH, NO?
358
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:42,458
OKAY, OKAY.
THERE'S ENOUGH GAGS
FOR EVERYONE.
359
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,958
YEAH! HERE'S
MY FAVORITE!
360
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:50,458
WHOOOAAAH!
361
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:51,708
[AIR ESCAPES]
362
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:52,875
EXCUSE ME.
363
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:55,125
HELP!
364
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:59,875
I'M BEING ATTACKED
BY AN ARMY OF FLERBIANS!
365
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:03,000
HONK! BATTER UP!
366
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,583
[GOSALYN]
WAY TO GO, HONK.
367
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,583
JUST LIKE
A BIG LEAGUE SLUGGER.
368
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,500
AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!
369
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,000
I GUESS
I STRUCK OUT...
370
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,708
AH-CHOO! AGAIN.
371
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:27,583
THE BIO-QUARTERS
OF A TYPICAL EARTH BIPED.
372
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:31,375
THE PERFECT SETTING
FOR OUR LITTLE CHARADE...
373
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,875
[FLARG]
IF THOSE TROUBLESOME
EARTH CHILDREN
374
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,875
DON'T SPOIL MY PLANS!
OVER THERE!
375
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:39,875
YOU WON'T GET AWAY
WITH THIS!
376
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,458
NOW, NOW, CHILDREN.
377
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,291
DON'T QUARREL
WITH EACH OTHER.
378
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,083
[SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF]
379
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:53,833
MMM. YOUR PLANET CERTAINLY
HAS ITS GOOD POINTS.
380
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,166
YUM YUM YUM.
381
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,291
[HICCUP]
382
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,750
MMM. SO TASTY.
383
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,833
TALLEAH,
MY FAMISHED FEDORA,
384
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,750
COULD YOU REFRAIN
FROM EATING
ANY MORE OF THOSE?
385
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,583
WE BOUGHT THEM
FOR THE HARMONIZER.
386
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,875
WHATEVER YOU SAY,
MY DAHLING.
387
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,000
[HICCUP]
388
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,416
[HICCUP]
389
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:18,750
[HICCUP]
390
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,166
[HICCUP]
391
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,416
BARRADDA!
392
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:23,750
[FLARG]
YOU'RE NO USE
WITHOUT A HOST.
393
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,250
ATTACH YOURSELF
TO THE GIRL.
394
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,375
[FLARG]
HUH? THEY'VE ESCAPED!
395
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,958
ZOSE LITTLE DEVILS!
396
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:34,583
NIKTO, WHERE
DID YOU GET THESE
RESTRAINING DEVICES?
397
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:41,333
GOOD THING
THEY'VE NEVER HEARD
OF TRICK HANDCUFFS.
398
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:45,000
HOPEFULLY,
WE'LL FIND MORE TRICKS
THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF.
399
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,583
THERE THEY ARE!
STOP THEM!
400
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,375
RIGHT BEHIND YOU,
MY DAHLING.
401
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:50,583
[HICCUP]
402
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,458
WHERE AM I?
403
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,708
WE'VE GOT TO
WARN YOUR DAD.
404
00:18:54,708 --> 00:19:00,458
I JUST DON'T KNOW
IF A HAT SUITS ME.
405
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,458
GUESS THEY DIDN'T
LIKE ITS LOOKS EITHER.
406
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,416
YOU SHOULDA
SAID SOMETHING.
407
00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:09,333
I COULDA
RETURNED IT.
408
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:13,166
GOT THIS TONIC
FROM THE FEATHER
CLUB FOR MEN.
409
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:16,708
THIS SHOULD
TAKE CARE OF
THAT BALD SPOT.
410
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:19,250
BUT, DAD!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
411
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:22,708
EVIL BRAINSUCKING ALIENS
ARE AFTER US!
412
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:26,458
WHERE DO YOU KIDS
PICK UP THIS STUFF?
413
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:30,458
RUN ALONG.
I'VE GOT TO TRY
THIS GUNK OUT.
414
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:34,083
IF I CAN GET AHOLD
OF MY COMB!
415
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:37,250
TALK ABOUT
YOUR SLIPPERY.
416
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,125
THERE THEY ARE!
GET THEM!
417
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,333
SAY, BINKIE,
HOW'S DINNER DOING?
418
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,375
YOU FOOLISH BIPED HOST!
419
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:48,333
I'VE NO TIME
TO DEAL WITH YOU NOW!
420
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:52,333
IF YOU DON'T HAVE TIME,
I'LL GO FOR PIZZA.
421
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,708
BUT DAD!
422
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,250
OH, HIYA, LAUNCHPAD,
423
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,625
GOSALYN'S INSIDE
WITH HONKER.
424
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:00,125
CAN'T WE TALK
ABOUT THIS?
425
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:02,458
OVER THE PHONE, MAYBE?
426
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,458
LONG DISTANCE?
427
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,000
NO MORE TALKING.
428
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,083
GIVE ME
THE TRANSPONDER.
429
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,000
GOT IT RIGHT HERE,
BOSS.
430
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,750
AHHH.
THIS WILL BE PERFECT.
431
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:16,750
[FLARG]
THE GALAXY WILL THINK
HONKER'S RESPONSIBLE
432
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,750
FOR THE GALACTIC
DISASTERS.
433
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,375
I'LL BRING HIM
TO JUSTICE!
434
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:25,291
BARRADDA!
ASSUME YOUR HOST
AND PUSH THE BUTTON!
435
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,250
[BOING]
436
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:31,416
WHOA-AA!
I CAN'T GET A GRIP.
437
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:35,333
GOOD THING I GROOMED MYSELF
FOR THE OCCASION.
438
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,416
YOU WANNA LOOK YOUR BEST
FOR PICTURES.
439
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:40,333
STOP!
YOU'LL SPOIL EVERY...
440
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:41,625
[HICCUP]
441
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,583
HUH? HEY!
WE'RE HAT-PROOF.
442
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:50,375
YOUR CHAPEAU
CHICANERY IS
ALL OVER, FLARG.
443
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,875
[DARKWING]
JUST SURRENDER.
444
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,416
NEVER!
445
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:57,583
IF I CAN'T RULE
THE GALAXY,
I'LL DESTROY IT.
446
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,291
THAT SOUNDS FAIR.
447
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,875
LOOK! THEY'VE
BEEN WHAMMIED.
448
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,458
[HONKER]
IT'S THE GERDISTS.
449
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:14,208
IN TIME TO TAKE
THE CREDIT AWAY
FROM YOURS TRULY.
450
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,750
SORRY WE TOOK SO LONG,
451
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:20,333
BUT THERE WAS
TERRIBLE TRAFFIC
THROUGH ALPHA CENTAURI.
452
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,750
THOSE FLERBIANS WILL
NEVER LEARN TO CARPOOL.
453
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,375
DON'T WORRY.
454
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:29,958
FLARG AND HIS CREW
WON'T BOTHER
EARTH AGAIN.
455
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:34,083
I'LL BE BACK ON TOP.
456
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,458
NOT ON TOP OF ANY
EARTHLING'S HEAD.
457
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:42,000
EXCUSE ME.
WOULD YOU MIND SIGNING
AN AUTOGRAPH?
458
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,500
IT'S FOR MY SISTER.
459
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,000
AUTOGRAPH? SURE.
460
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,125
OH, GOSH!
HEY, EVERYBODY!
461
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,958
THE INVINCIBLE ONE
DOES AUTOGRAPHS!
462
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:53,875
PLEASE, PLEASE.
ONE AT A TIME.
463
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,000
I'LL BE GLAD TO...
464
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,583
WHAT?
465
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,583
ME, ME, ME!
466
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,250
OH, THANK YOU!
467
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,250
SAY GREEBNITZ!
468
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:09,500
WELL, I GUESS
YOU'RE A HERO
AFTER ALL, HONKER.
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