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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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[SIRENS]
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[PANTING]
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THAT DO-GOODER DUCK WILL
NEVER FIND ME HERE.
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I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
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A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN
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THAT INTERRUPTS
YOUR FAVORITE SHOW.
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I AM DARKWING...
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KEEN GEAR, A REAL
SUPERVILLAIN.
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LET'S SQUISH HIM.
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GOSALYN, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE HOME
STUDYING GEOGRAPHY.
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THIS IS MUCH
MORE EDUCATIONAL.
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I'LL DEAL
WITH YOU LATER.
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RIGHT NOW,
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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MOLIARTY, YOU'RE CORNERED
LIKE THE RAT YOU ARE.
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WRONG RODENT, DUCK.
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A RAT COULD
NEVER DO THIS.
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DIG STRAIGHT THROUGH
THE PLANET IF YOU WANT.
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YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE
THE MIDNIGHT MALLARD.
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I DITCHED HIM.
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HE REALLY DID DIG
STRAIGHT THROUGH
THE PLANET.
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YOU'RE RIGHT,
LAUNCHPAD.
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THIS IS
KUNG PAO CITY.
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I TOLD YOU
THIS WAS EDUCATIONAL.
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I'M LEARNING
ABOUT GEOGRAPHY ALREADY.
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HE'S GETTIN'
AWAY, D.W.
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FEAR NOT,
FAITHFUL SIDEKICK.
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DARKWING DUCK
HAS THE SITUATION...
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WELL IN HAND.
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WOOPSY.
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YAAHH!
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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WHOA! WHOA! GAK!
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ONCE AGAIN,
THE DAUNTLESS
DARKWING DUCK
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DEFTLY DEFEATS
THE DEMON'S
DEVIOUS, UH, UH...
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DEVILTRY.
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DEVILTRY.
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DON'T YOU KNOW SOMEBODY
IN KUNG PAO?
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MY OLD
QUACK FU INSTRUCTOR,
GOOSE LEE.
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I STUDIED WITH HIM
LONGER THAN ANYONE.
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AND YOU STILL
NEVER EARNED
YOUR BLACK BELT.
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D.W. COULD NEVER GET
ONE MOVE RIGHT...
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JUST NEVER MIND.
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WE'LL SURPRISE
OLD MASTER LEE.
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HE'LL BE IMPRESSED
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THAT GRUBWORM
IS NOW THE MIGHTY
MASKED MALLARD.
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GRUBWORM?
GRUBWORM?
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A PET NAME.
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HE USED IT WITH
THE UTMOST RESPECT.
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[GOSALYN]
UH-HUH. RIGHT.
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O.K., SO HE DIDN'T
RESPECT ME.
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SO I ONLY STARTED
FIGHTING CRIME
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TO WIN HIS APPROVAL.
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ANYTHING
WRONG WITH THAT?
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OH, GOLLY-GOSH NO,
DAD.
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I'LL MAKE HIM
RESPECT ME
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IF I HAVE TO BREAK
EVERY BONE IN MY BODY.
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I'LL SHOW MASTER LEE
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THAT I'VE PERFECTED
ALL THE FIGHTING
TECHNIQUES HE TAUGHT ME...
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THE WEB KICK...
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THE DREADED
NOSTRIL FLIP...
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AND, OF COURSE,
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THE UNSTOPPABLY SAVAGE
BELLY BOUNCE.
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WHOA! WHOA!
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UH, LEMME GUESS.
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YOU COULDN'T GET
THE BELLY BOUNCE RIGHT.
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CORRECT.
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I HOPE MASTER LEE
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WON'T BE OFFENDED
BY MY DASHING
CRIMEFIGHTER'S ATTIRE.
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HE TOOK A VOW
OF POVERTY.
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LIVES IN
A HUMBLE SHACK.
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WOW! I WISH WE LIVED
IN A HUMBLE SHACK.
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THAT'S GOOSE LEE?
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MORTY, BABY, WAIT'LL
YA SEE MY NEXT VIDEO...
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THE QUACK FU DIET...FIGHT FAT WITH YOUR FEET.
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CIAO, BABES.
LET'S DO DIM SUM.
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SO, GRUBWORM,
YOU RETURN AT LAST.
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UM...AHEM.
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I HAVE READ
OF YOUR ADVENTURES.
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YOU'VE TURNED OUT TO BE
MASTER LEE'S GREATEST...
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WHAT'S THE WORD?
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PUPIL? DISCIPLE?
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DISAPPOINTMENT.
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YOU HAVE ABANDONED
THE WAYS OF QUACK FU.
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YOU USE
MACHINES, GAS GUN,
JET PLANE, MOTORCYCLE.
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AND YOU HAVE
NEVER MASTERED
THE BELLY BOUNCE.
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SO, I'VE ABANDONED
THE WAYS OF QUACK FU, HUH?
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WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MR. QUACK FU DIET?
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ONE DAY
MASTER LEE AWOKE
TO A GREAT REVELATION.
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IF HE UTILIZED
MASS MARKETING STRATEGY,
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HE COULD GUIDE
MORE STUDENTS
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ALONG THE TRUE PATH
OF QUACK FU.
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SUDDENLY,
I'M ROLLING IN DOUGH.
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BOOKS, VIDEO,
ACTION FIGURES.
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IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
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BUT HUMBLE
MASTER LEE
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HAS AN EVEN
GREATER DREAM.
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THIS, MY FRIENDS,
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IS THAT DREAM.
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BEHOLD, NINJA LAND.
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MILLIONS WILL COME
AND LEARN
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THE TRUE PATH
TO ENLIGHTENMENT.
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DO YOU STILL THINK
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MASTER LEE HAS
ABANDONED QUACK FU?
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NO. DID I SAY THAT?
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WHAT I REALLY
MEANT TO SAY
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WAS PLEASE TEACH ME.
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PUT ME BACK
ON THE TRUE PATH.
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YES.
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NOW, STOP BLUBBERING
ON MY ROBE.
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IT'S SILK.
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THANK YOU. I WON'T
LET YOU DOWN.
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I MUST SHOOT
AN ADVERTISEMENT
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FOR MY
LATEST VIDEO...
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QUICK QUACK FUWITH MASTER LEE'SHONEYS.
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I WILL FILM
YOUR TRAINING
FOR THE COMMERCIAL.
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I'M A CONSUMMATE ACTOR.
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YOU'RE STROLLING
THROUGH THE PARK
WITH A DATE
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WHEN SUDDENLY,
NINJA ATTACK.
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HOW CAN YOU
PROTECT YOUR WEAK
AND HELPLESS DATE?
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HI-YAH!
HI-YAH!
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SHE PROTECTED
HER WEAK AND HELPLESS DATE
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USING THE ANCIENT ART
OF QUACK FU.
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MASTER LEE CAN TEACH
THESE TECHNIQUES
TO ANYONE,
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EVEN A FLABBY WIMP
LIKE THIS.
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ISN'T THIS
GREAT, GOS?
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D.W.'S IN A REAL
TV COMMERCIAL.
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GOLLY GEE,
SURE IS EXCITING.
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ABOUT AS EXCITING
AS WATCHING
GROUT MILDEW.
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TELL DAD
I'M GOING TO SEE
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THE CULTURAL HIGHLIGHTS
OF KUNG PAO CITY,
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LIKE THE VIDEO ARCADE.
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WITH MY TRAINING,
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THIS POOR SLOB
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WILL BECOME
A MIGHTY BALL OF
MARTIAL ARTS FURY.
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HE'LL BE ABLE
TO EMPLOY MOVES
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LIKE
THE EYELID TWIST...
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THE NAVEL SPIN...
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B-B-B-BA!
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AND THE MOST
DEVASTATING
MOVE OF ALL...
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NOT THE BELLY BOUNCE.
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THE BELLY BOUNCE.
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MASTER LEE
WILL TEACH YOU ALL THIS
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INQUICK QUACK FU WITHMASTER LEE'S HONEYS.
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SO ORDER NOW.
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CUT!
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SO HOW DID I DO,
MASTER LEE?
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ADEQUATELY,
GRUBWORM.
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NOW LET'S TRY IT
WITH FILM
IN THE CAMERA.
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THERE'S GOTTA BE
A VIDEO ARCADE
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SOMEWHERE
IN THIS CITY.
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I NEED ACTION.
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[GOSALYN]
NOT THAT MUCH ACTION!
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UH-OH.
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O.K., YOU
PAJAMA-WEARIN' YAHOOS,
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TAKE YOUR BEST...
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OOF!
OOF!
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THANKS, PAL.
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YOU SAVED MY... [GASP]
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HONKER?
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I SAVED
YOUR HONKER?
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NO. YOU LOOK LIKE...
NEVER MIND.
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I'M GOSALYN MALLARD.
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THANKS FOR
RESCUING ME.
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I'M DUK LING.
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AND WE'RE NOT
OUT OF THE WOODS YET.
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WHOA!
WHOA!
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I DISAPPROVE
OF THIS MACHINE.
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THE LONGER
GOSALYN STAYS
AT A VIDEO ARCADE,
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THE SOONER I GO
TO THE POORHOUSE.
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HELP! THEY'RE STEALING
THE DRAGON'S HORN!
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HELP!
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[MAN]
HELP!
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SOUNDS LIKE TROUBLE.
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MAYHEM
AT THE MUSEUM.
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IF THIS DOESN'T
IMPRESS MASTER LEE,
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NOTHING WILL.
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SUCK GAS,
YOU NINJA NINCOMPOOPS.
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WHAT WAS
THE FIRST THING
I TAUGHT YOU?
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A QUACK FU WARRIOR
NEEDS ONLY HIMSELF?
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00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,166
O.K. STAND BACK.
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00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:08,708
YOU DON'T WANT NINJA
SPLATTERED ALL OVER YOU.
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00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:12,708
PREPARE TO FACE
DARKWING DUCK'S
FEARSOME FISTS OF FURY.
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FIRST, THE BEAK BASH.
HI-YAH!
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THEN THE TOE TWISTER.
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HI-YO!
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AND FINALLY,
THE DOUBLE WEB-KICK.
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GRUBWORM, USE
THE BELLY BOUNCE.
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I CAN'T DO
THE BELLY BOUNCE.
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BESIDES, THESE GUYS
ARE BATTERED,
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BAMBOOZLED,
AND BEATEN.
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THEY'RE COMPLETELY...
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HELPLESS.
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THE SECOND THING
I TAUGHT YOU?
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NEVER TURN YOUR BACK
ON A NINJA.
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TO REDEEM YOURSELF,
OVERCOME YOUR
FOOLISHNESS.
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GRUBWORM,
YOU MUST UNDERGO
THE QUACK TAO.
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THE QUACK TAO?
THE QUACK TAO?
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00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:56,458
WHAT'S THE
QUACK TAO AGAIN?
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WHO ARE THESE
NINJA BOZOS ANYWAY?
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WHY ARE THEY AFTER US?
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THE NINJAS HAVE
BEEN TERRORIZING
MY NEIGHBORHOOD,
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TRYING TO CHASE
EVERYONE OUT.
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SOME BIG DEVELOPER
WANTS THE LAND.
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[DUK LING]
WHAT'LL WE DO?
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00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:16,750
UM...
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00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,333
AH,
FORGET THE KIDS.
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COME ON, DUK LING.
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THESE GUYS
MUST BE PART
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OF AN INTERNATIONAL RING
OF CRIMINAL ALIEN
NINJA ZOMBIE SPIES.
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THIS LOOKS
LIKE A JOB
FOR GOSALYN MALLARD,
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CRIMEBUSTER!
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FELLOW FOLLOWERS
OF THE MASTER,
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OUR WORK
IS NEARLY DONE.
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WE HAVE OBTAINED...
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THE SACRED HORN!
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WE'LL FIND THE ANCIENT
DRAGON OF KUNG PAO
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AND PUT THE HORN IN PLACE,
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00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:07,583
BRINGING THE GREAT DRAGON...
TO LIFE!
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00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:10,416
ANYONE WHO STANDS
IN OUR WAY...
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ANYONE WHO STANDS
IN OUR WAY...
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00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,416
UH...
WELL...
UH...
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SHALL DIE.
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SHALL DIE!
SHALL DIE!
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THE LEGENDARY ANCIENT
DRAGON OF KUNG PAO.
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THIS STUFF
IS FOR REAL?
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WE JUST MIGHT NEED
A TEENSY BIT OF HELP
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ON THIS ONE.
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00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,208
LET'S VAMOOSE.
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UH...GIRL SCOUT
COOKIES, ANYONE?
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[GULP]
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DUK LING, HELP!
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DUK LING!
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[GOSALYN]
DUK LING, YOU COWARD,
COME BACK!
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THAT SPINELESS CHICKEN!
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THAT WIMP!
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HE OUGHTTA CHANGE HIS NAME
TOWEAK LING.
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I'M GONNA WRING HIS...
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A WIMP.
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00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:22,125
YOU KICK DOWN
IRON DOORS.
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00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:25,208
WHY DIDN'T YOU
FIGHT THOSE NINJAS?
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00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:28,375
I DID NOT WANT
TO HURT ANYONE.
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IF THEY BRING
THAT DRAGON BACK,
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PEOPLE WILL GET HURT.
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WE GOTTA TELL DARKWING.
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DARKWING WHO?
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[MASTER LEE]
REMEMBER GRUBWORM,
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THE BELLY BOUNCE
ENSURES SUCCESS
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IN ANY SITUATION.
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OBSERVE.
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HAH! BOARDS
DON'T HIT BACK.
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OF COURSE,
I COULD BE WRONG.
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00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:03,166
AND NOW
THE QUACK TAO!
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HEY! HEY!
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[MASTER LEE]
NOW YOU LIVE OR DIE
283
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:15,333
WITH NOTHING TO SAVE YOU
BUT YOUR BELLY.
284
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,500
[DARKWING]
HEY! STOP ALL THIS!
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IT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!
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DARKWING!
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DARKWING!
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I'M LEARNING
THE BELLY BOUNCE,
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00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,166
TO RETRIEVE
THE DRAGON'S HORN.
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BUT WE'VE SEEN THE HORN!
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00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,583
[WHISTLES]
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HOLD IT, GUYS.
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YOU'VE SEEN THE HORN?
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ALL THESE NINJAS...
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ARE BRINGING
TO LIFE...
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THIS GIANT DRAGON...
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[DUK LING]
IN THE JUNGLE.
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AN OLD WIVES'
TALE.
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THERE'S
NO SUCH DRAGON.
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00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:50,000
I'VE SEEN IT.
A DRAGON STATUE
IN THE JUNGLE.
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WE MUST STOP THEM.
302
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,083
JUST TO PROVE
THIS IS NONSENSE,
303
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,083
WE WILL
GO SEE THIS DRAGON.
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[DARKWING]
I MAY HAVE TROUBLE
WITH THE BELLY BOUNCE,
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00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,500
BUT AT SLEUTHING,
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00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,708
NO ONE BEATS ST. CANARD'S
CRAFTY CAPED CRIME-CRUSHER!
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00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:10,958
NO MINUTE DETAIL
ESCAPES THE TRAINED EYE
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00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,458
OF DARKWING DU...
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OW!
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THE DRAGON!
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[MASTER LEE]
THE LEGEND IS TRUE.
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THE ANCIENT DRAGON
EXISTS.
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00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,000
WHAT NOW?
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00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,875
LET'S BLOW IT UP.
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00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,583
THAT'S YOUR SOLUTION
TO EVERYTHING.
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00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:30,000
IT WORKS
ON CLOGGED SINKS.
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00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,125
AS THE PROVERB SAYS,
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00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,583
"WHEN MONKEY
AND SQUIRREL ARGUE,
LION WINS."
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00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,583
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,250
THE GAME'S OVER.
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00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,708
WITH THE DRAGON,
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I'LL CHASE EVERYONE
OFF THAT PROPERTY
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00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,000
AND START BUILDING
NINJA LAND.
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00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,416
YOU'RE THE ONE SCARING US
OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD,
325
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:55,250
AND I LED YOU
TO THE DRAGON. RATS!
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00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,291
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,833
MASTER LEE...
A COMMON CRIMINAL.
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00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,583
YOU'LL BE MY PARTNER,
MY HEIR.
329
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,416
WHADDAYA SAY?
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00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:05,875
I SAY...
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00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,875
SUCK GAS!
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00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,833
[COUGHING]
333
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,458
YOUR LOSS, GRUBWORM.
334
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,625
GET 'EM, BOYS!
335
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,083
NO MORE MR. NICE DUCK!
336
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,500
HI-YAAAAH!
337
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,875
[DUK LING]
SORRY. I HOPE
THAT DIDN'T HURT.
338
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,458
MY APOLOGIES.
339
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,875
I'M NOT
USUALLY LIKE THIS.
340
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,625
EXCUSE ME.
341
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:37,458
WAY TO GO, DUK LING!
342
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,708
D.W., THE DRAGON!
343
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,708
I'VE DONE IT!
344
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,166
THE DRAGON'S MINE!
345
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,500
NOTHING
CAN STOP ME NOW!
346
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:05,000
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!
347
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:16,458
OH, GREAT
ANCIENT DRAGON,
348
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:18,958
YOU ARE MINE
TO COMMAND.
349
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:22,708
LET ME HEAR
YOUR FEARSOME ROAR!
350
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,375
AH!
351
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,208
GOO GOO GA GA!
352
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,208
HUH?
353
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,375
HEY, IT'S JUST A BABY.
354
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,416
IT'S
2,000 YEARS OLD.
355
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,875
MAYBE FOR DRAGONS
THAT'S YOUNG.
356
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,208
TOYS!
357
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,458
NO, YOU IDIOT!
FORGET THEM.
358
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:45,833
TAKE ME
TO KUNG PAO CITY.
DO WHAT I SAY!
359
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,875
NOBODY PANIC.
DARKWING DUCK'S ON THE JOB.
360
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,208
O.K. NOW YOU CAN PANIC.
361
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,375
TOYS!
362
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,083
WANNA PWAY!
363
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,958
AAH!
AAH!
364
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,291
[DARKWING]
AVALANCHE!
365
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,125
IN HERE!
366
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,875
[DRAGON SNIFFING]
367
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,000
TOYS?
368
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,875
HA HA HA!
369
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,750
TOYS!
370
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,375
UH, EVERYONE O.K.?
371
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:19,875
I'M O.K., D.W.,
372
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:23,083
ASIDE FROM BEING
DOOMED TO DEATH.
373
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,291
WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
374
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:28,291
I WANTED TO SPREAD
QUACK FU WISDOM.
375
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,291
DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
376
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:31,750
I'LL DO IT!
377
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,375
WE TRUSTED YOU,
378
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:36,750
AND YOU SET
A GIANT MONSTER LOOSE.
379
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,333
YOU'RE SOME PAL.
380
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,291
NO TIME
FOR RECRIMINATIONS.
381
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,000
TIME TO DIG.
382
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,750
[DRAGON GURGLES]
383
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,875
WANNA PWAY!
384
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,333
AH!
385
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,625
TOYS!
386
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,708
ROWAH SKATES!
387
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:02,500
OOH!
388
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,291
CHOO-CHOO!
389
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:05,458
WHOO!
390
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,583
TWAIN WIDE!
391
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,625
CHOO-CHOO BWOKEN!
392
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:20,583
TOY BOAT!
393
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,375
TOY BOAT!
394
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,000
THE DRAGON'S
BEEN THROUGH HERE.
395
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,375
AMAZING DEDUCTION,
LAUNCHPAD.
396
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,875
DEVISE A PLAN,
GRUBWORM.
397
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:38,000
I'VE WAITED YEARS
TO SAY THIS...
398
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,750
QUIT CALLING ME
GRUBWORM!
399
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,250
I HATE IT!
400
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,833
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
401
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,250
[DARKWING]
AND WE'LL HANDLE
THIS DRAGON MY WAY.
402
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,708
OH, DRAGGIE-POO!
403
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:54,583
LOOKIE WHAT
UNCA DARKWING'S
GOT YOU.
404
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:57,250
ICE CWEAM!
405
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,875
ICE CWEAM!
406
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,375
NOW!
407
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,708
OOPS!
408
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,333
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
409
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:22,875
DARKWING DUCK SCORES
ANOTHER SMASH SUCCESS.
410
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,291
FAW DOWN AN' GO BOOM!
411
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:31,416
DARKWING, MY SON,
SPEAK TO ME.
412
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,375
WATTLE!
413
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,416
YAAHH!
414
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:37,166
HE CALLED ME S-S-SON.
415
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,750
OOH, WATTLE! WATTLE!
416
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,708
HA HA HA!
417
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,625
D.W., THE DRAGON
TOOK MASTER LEE.
418
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,250
HE CALLED ME...SON!
419
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,958
O.K., DRAGON...
420
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,000
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
421
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,500
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
422
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:05,166
I AM THE BUBBLE GUM
THAT STICKS IN YOUR HAIR.
423
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:09,083
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
424
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:13,208
PERHAPS I OVERDID
THE TERROR THING.
425
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,708
TUH-ROUBLE!
426
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:31,708
THAT WAS THE FINEST
BELLY BOUNCE I'VE EVER SEEN.
427
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,625
NOW I CAN
CALL YOU A TRUE WARRIOR.
428
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:39,250
YOU BETTER CALL ME
A DOCTOR INSTEAD.
429
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:43,625
WELL, D.W., YOU GOT
YOUR QUACK FU BLACK BELT,
430
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,166
MASTER LEE GOT NINJA LAND,
431
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,708
AND THE DRAGON GOT
WHAT HE WANTED...
432
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,583
TO PLAY ALL DAY LONG.
433
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:56,708
AND MASTER LEE TAUGHT ME
ABOUT MARKETING STRATEGY.
434
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:59,333
I'LL PRODUCE
HALF-HOUR VIDEOS...
435
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,833
SELF-DEFENSETHE DARKWING WAY.
436
00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:03,708
YEAH, RIGHT, DAD.
437
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,708
WHO'D WANNA
SIT AND WATCH YOU
438
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:09,000
FOR HALF AN HOUR?
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