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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,458 --> 00:00:03,708 ♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪ 2 00:00:03,708 --> 00:00:06,166 ♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪ 3 00:00:06,166 --> 00:00:08,208 ♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪ 4 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:10,625 ♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪ 5 00:00:10,625 --> 00:00:13,583 ♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪ 6 00:00:13,583 --> 00:00:15,083 ♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪ 7 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:16,166 3, 2, 1! 8 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:18,000 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 9 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,583 ♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪ 10 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:22,500 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 11 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:25,250 LET'S GET DANGEROUS. 12 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:27,458 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 13 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:29,708 DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK! 14 00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:31,708 ♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪ 15 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:34,000 ♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪ 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,583 ♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪ 17 00:00:36,583 --> 00:00:38,708 ♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪ 18 00:00:38,708 --> 00:00:40,958 ♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪ 19 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,458 ♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪ 20 00:00:42,458 --> 00:00:43,500 ♪ HERE COMES ♪ 21 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,208 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 22 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:46,458 LOOK OUT! 23 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,416 ♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪ 24 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,583 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 25 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,875 LET'S GET DANGEROUS! 26 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:54,708 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 27 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:57,458 ♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪ 28 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,416 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪ 29 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:16,958 THE GOLDEN ORB OF YTTERBIUM! 30 00:01:16,958 --> 00:01:19,416 ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL QUEST BY... 31 00:01:19,416 --> 00:01:21,958 ASTRODUCK! PRINCE OF SPACE! 32 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:24,208 [OVERLORD] NOT SO FAST! 33 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:26,125 BY THE PLANETS! 34 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:28,708 MY ARCH-ENEMY, THE COSMIC OVERLORD! 35 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:33,333 THIS NEUTRON-DISASSEMBLER SAYS THE ORB IS MINE! 36 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:37,375 MY PLASMA PISTOL WILL END YOUR VILLAINY! 37 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:41,416 [GOSALYN] USE YOUR ROCKET-SKIS, ASTRODUCK! 38 00:01:41,416 --> 00:01:43,458 YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT ON! 39 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:47,875 BOY, HONK! YOUR FOLKS ARE THE BEST BABYSITTERS. 40 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:51,458 ASTRODUCK'S ABOUT TO BLAST THE COSMIC OVERLORD! 41 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:55,125 IT'S NO TIME TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 42 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:57,875 ACTUALLY, THIS IS YOUR HOMEWORK, GOSALYN. 43 00:01:57,875 --> 00:02:00,416 THEN GET BACK TO WORK! 44 00:02:00,416 --> 00:02:05,333 I SAID I'D HELP WITH YOUR PAPER, NOT WRITE IT. 45 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,625 I WROTE THE TITLE. 46 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:10,291 THE GREAT EXPLORERS OF HISTORY 47 00:02:10,291 --> 00:02:11,833 BY GOSALYN MALLARD. 48 00:02:11,833 --> 00:02:13,208 COOL, HUH? 49 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:14,708 AAA! DAD! 50 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:17,166 NO MORE TV FOR YOU. 51 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:18,708 WRITE YOUR PAPER. 52 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:21,291 BUT, DAD! HISTORY'S SO BORING! 53 00:02:21,291 --> 00:02:25,125 IT'S JUST A BUNCHA STUPID DATES AND JUNK! 54 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:30,000 WRONG-O, YOUNG LADY! HISTORY IS THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE! 55 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,166 NOW COME WITH...ME! 56 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:35,083 WHOAAAA! 57 00:02:35,083 --> 00:02:38,416 HISTORY IS THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE! 58 00:02:38,416 --> 00:02:40,291 [YAWN] 59 00:02:40,291 --> 00:02:44,125 MORE LIKE THE FOUNTAIN OF BOREDOM. 60 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:47,291 [SNORING] 61 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:53,750 HEY! 62 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:56,333 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 63 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:57,833 WHOAAAAH! 64 00:02:57,833 --> 00:02:59,250 YAAA-AAAHH! 65 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:03,000 YAAAHH! 66 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 WHOAF! 67 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,375 ASTRODUCK! 68 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:10,333 YOU LOOK DIFFERENT THAN YOU DO ON TV! 69 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:12,000 A FLYING BOOK! 70 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,458 I COULD USE THAT ON MYQUEST... 71 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,875 FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE! 72 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:19,583 CARE TO JOIN ME? 73 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:22,583 THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE? YOU BET! 74 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:25,500 I'D NEVER HAVE TO STUDY AGAIN! 75 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:29,208 THEN... ONWARD TO GLORY! 76 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,625 HEY, WAIT UP! 77 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:34,000 HOW DO YOU STEER THIS THING? 78 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,708 WHOA-OA-OA! 79 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,875 YAAHH! YAAHH! 80 00:03:39,875 --> 00:03:41,583 OOF! OOF! 81 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:48,875 MY ROCKET-SKIES... BROKEN! 82 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:52,166 AND THE WARRANTY JUST RAN OUT. 83 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,291 COOL! 84 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:56,291 WE'VE GOT TO LOOK FOR THE FOUNTAIN! 85 00:03:56,291 --> 00:03:58,291 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 86 00:03:58,291 --> 00:03:59,833 TO ASK DIRECTIONS! 87 00:03:59,833 --> 00:04:01,458 [CRASH] 88 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:06,625 AT LAST! I'VE FOUND THE SHORTCUT TO ICELAND! 89 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:10,625 I'LL ASK THAT VIKING IF HE KNOWS WHERE... 90 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,000 VIKING? 91 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,958 HEY, WHEREARE WE, ANYWAY? 92 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:19,208 ACCORDING TO MY UNIVERSAL TRAVEL COMPU-GUIDE, 93 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:22,166 WE'RE SOMEWHERE IN YOUR PLANET'S HISTORY! 94 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:24,708 HELP ME WITH THIS BOOK! 95 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:28,291 WE'VE GOT A FOUNTAIN TO FIND! 96 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,125 WE'RE INHISTORY?! 97 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:35,458 WHEREELSE WOULD A FLYING HISTORY BOOK TAKE YOU? 98 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:39,458 SEE? IT'S OPEN TO THE DISCOVERY OF AMERICA! 99 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:43,458 SO THAT MUST BE THE GREAT VIKING EXPLORER, 100 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:45,250 LEIF ERIKSSON! 101 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,708 YO, LEIF! WELCOME TO AMERICA! 102 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:51,583 ANY IDEA WHERE THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE IS? 103 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,166 NOT REALLY. I... 104 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:56,708 WAIT A SECOND... THIS ISN'T ICELAND? 105 00:04:57,625 --> 00:05:00,291 TERRIFIC! THAT'S WHAT I GET 106 00:05:00,291 --> 00:05:02,583 FOR FOLLOWING MYSIDEKICK'S DIRECTIONS! 107 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:05,875 I MUSTA HAD THE MAP UPSIDE-DOWN. 108 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:08,458 LEIF ERIKSSON HAD A SIDEKICK? 109 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:11,500 THAT'S NOT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS! 110 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:16,000 COME ON, GOSALYN! LET'S GO LOOK FOR THE FOUNTAIN! 111 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,083 LET'S JUSTASK WHERE IT IS. 112 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:21,583 HEY! MAYBE THOSEINDIANS KNOW! 113 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:24,291 LOOK, DEAR. WE'RE BEING DISCOVERED! 114 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,250 HOW DO I LOOK? 115 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:29,250 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOUS GOT HERE! 116 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:32,250 WE'VE BEEN BARBECUIN' FOR MANY MOONS! 117 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,708 WHO WANTS A BUFFALO BURGER? 118 00:05:34,708 --> 00:05:36,458 [CRASH] 119 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,583 PLEASE WORK ON YOUR LANDINGS. 120 00:05:43,583 --> 00:05:44,750 NONETHELESS, 121 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,416 I, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, 122 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:50,375 HAVE FOUND THE SHORTCUT TO INDIA! 123 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:52,375 I CLAIM THIS INDIA 124 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:54,875 IN THE NAME OF SPAIN! 125 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:58,583 I ARRIVED FIRST! IT'S AMERICA, NOT INDIA. 126 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:00,125 OH, YEAH? 127 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:03,250 THEN WHY ARE THERE INDIANS HERE? 128 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:05,708 LOOK, I WAS HERE FIRST! 129 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:07,208 NO, I WAS. 130 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:08,750 NO, YOU WEREN'T. 131 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:11,250 YOU WEREN'T! YES, I WAS! 132 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:12,583 GUYS, PLEASE. 133 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:15,083 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE BABIES. 134 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:18,333 I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU BOTH. 135 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:20,833 SHE WANTS TO STEAL OUR CREDIT. 136 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,333 LET'S GET HER! 137 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:23,333 BADMINTON! 138 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,875 MY FAVORITE! 139 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:26,875 FUNNY LOOKIN' RACKET, THOUGH. 140 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:28,750 GIMME THAT! 141 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:35,583 DON'T LEAVE! I'LL GET THE NET. 142 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,958 ONE BADMINTON NET COMIN' UP! 143 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:42,708 OHH! OHH! 144 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:44,291 OOF! 145 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:47,000 A MINOR SETBACK. 146 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,750 YOU CAN'T TACKLE IN BADMINTON. 147 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:54,250 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE IS? 148 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,875 NOT PRE-ZACTLY. 149 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:59,416 AN ANCIENT LEGEND SAYS THE FOUNTAIN IS... 150 00:06:59,416 --> 00:07:01,583 FAR AWAY FROM HERE. 151 00:07:01,583 --> 00:07:05,083 I'LL CHECK THE UNIVERSAL COMPU-TRAVEL GUIDE. 152 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:09,500 AS FAR AS YOU CAN GET FROM AMERICA? HMM... 153 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,083 CHINA! CHINA! 154 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:13,583 HOW DOES THIS BOOK WORK? 155 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:17,750 JUST TURN TO A PAGE ABOUT CHINA. 156 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:21,000 HERE IT IS! CHINA! LET'S GO! 157 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,833 THANKS FOR THE TIP! 158 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:25,416 ONWARD TO CHINA... 159 00:07:25,416 --> 00:07:27,875 AND TO GLORY! 160 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:31,208 YEEEE-HAAHH! 161 00:07:32,375 --> 00:07:33,333 [SNORING] 162 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:37,125 ASTRODUCK, LOOK OUT. 163 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:42,458 [SNORING] 164 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:45,458 THE LIFE OF A CRIMEFIGHTER 165 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:47,000 IS NEVER EASY, 166 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:52,458 ESPECIALLY WHEN HIS CAPE'S USED TO WAX THE CAR. 167 00:07:53,375 --> 00:07:54,875 [GASPS] OH, NO! 168 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,583 GOSALYN'S SLEEPWALKING AGAIN! 169 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:02,000 NYAAHH! 170 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,083 [HORN HONKS] 171 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,708 [HORN HONKS] 172 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,458 HANG ON, GOSALYN! 173 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:33,708 I ALWAYS GET MY MAN... DAUGHTER... 174 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:35,416 WHATEVER. 175 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,291 UH-OH! 176 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 OHH! 177 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,333 AAH! 178 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:53,833 HEY! QUIET! 179 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:58,000 I'M TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP! 180 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,583 OOH, DARKWING AGAIN! 181 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:04,583 WILL HE HAUNT ME TO THE END OF MY DAYS? 182 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:05,583 GOSALYN! 183 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:07,333 LOOK OUT! 184 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:12,625 GOSALYN! 185 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,166 GOSALYN! 186 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:15,958 GOSALYN! 187 00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:17,416 GOSALYN! 188 00:09:17,416 --> 00:09:19,375 WE'RE FALLING! 189 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:23,833 I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 190 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:26,583 YAAHH! YAAHH! 191 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:29,708 UM... 192 00:09:29,708 --> 00:09:30,875 HMM... 193 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:33,750 WE'RE IN THE IMPERIAL CHINESE PALACE. 194 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:37,166 THEY MUST BE THE EMPEROR AND EMPRESS. 195 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:40,125 AND THAT MUST BE MARCO POLO. 196 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:41,583 WOW! 197 00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:43,583 WE'RE TRAVELING THROUGH HISTORY! 198 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,375 WHO'D THINK A SCHOOL BOOK COULD BE COOL? 199 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,875 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 200 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:51,958 MORE VISITORS AND STUFF. 201 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,875 OH, GOODY, EMPEROR HERB! 202 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:56,875 YOU FRY MOO GOO GAI BURGERS, 203 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:59,416 I'LL SET THE GOOD CHINA. 204 00:09:59,416 --> 00:10:02,458 MARCO POLO... HE DISCOVERED FRANCE, RIGHT? 205 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:04,000 OOOO! NO! 206 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:08,000 HE SPENT 20 YEARS EXPLORING THE ORIENT! 207 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,375 THEN HE'LL KNOW IF THE FOUNTAIN'S HERE! 208 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:14,875 IS THERE A FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE HERE? 209 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,875 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 210 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:19,166 ALL I'VE FOUND IS JUNK! 211 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,166 COAL, TEA, SPICES! 212 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:24,458 HALF MY LIFE WASTED! I'M A FAILURE! 213 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,458 LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF! 214 00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:29,458 HEY, FIREWORKS! 215 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:31,458 WELL, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 216 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,000 KEEN GEAR! 217 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,875 MY SIDEKICK'S GOT MORE JUNK IN THE CART. 218 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,875 UH, WHAT CART? 219 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,833 BY THE PLANETS, LOOK! 220 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:44,000 THE COSMIC OVERLORD! 221 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,166 ASTRODUCK! 222 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 WHAT A DELIGHTFUL SURPRISE! 223 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,500 CROSS THE GALAXY TO STEAL SOME ARTIFACTS, 224 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,333 AND I GET MY ARCH-ENEMY. 225 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:03,250 WELL, KIDS, SAY HELLO TO MY NEUTRON-DISASSEMBLER 226 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:06,291 AND GOODBYE TO BREATHING! 227 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,875 DISINTEGRATION'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU. 228 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:17,291 JUST SIT TIGHT WHILE I DREAM UP SOMETHING REALLY... 229 00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:19,208 ICKY! 230 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,958 FEAR NOT. 231 00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:23,333 MY VIBROBLASTER WILL... 232 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:25,708 SAVE US. 233 00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:29,625 AT LEAST HE DIDN'T SET OFF YOUR FIREWORKS! 234 00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:31,166 FIREWORKS! THAT'S IT! 235 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,375 WHO'S GOT A MATCH? 236 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:37,333 I COULD FEED 'EM TO THE GIANT SLUGS? 237 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,833 DROWN 'EM IN SOY SAUCE? 238 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,375 MAKE 'EM WATCH GAME SHOWS? 239 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:43,875 [SNIFF SNIFF] 240 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,708 BURN 'EM AT... WHAT'S BURNING? 241 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,625 YAAHH! 242 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:53,125 YEOW! 243 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:58,291 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OVERLORD? 244 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:06,000 AHA! VIRTUE TRIUMPHS ONCE MORE! 245 00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:09,708 LISTEN, THANK YINS 246 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:13,000 FOR SAVIN' MY IMPERIAL HIDE AND STUFF. 247 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,583 WHAT CAN I DO? 248 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,625 WHERE'S THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE? 249 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,625 WELL, I DUNNO EXACTLY, 250 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:21,125 BUT AN ANCIENT CHINESE LEGEND 251 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:23,250 SAYS IT'S IN AFRICA! 252 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:26,458 AFRICA COMIN' RIGHT UP! 253 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:38,166 I CLAIM THIS INDIA IN THE NAME OF SPAIN! 254 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:42,458 SORRY, MISTER COLUMBUS, BUT THIS IS CHINA! 255 00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:46,000 MINOR SETBACK. 256 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,708 ABU DHABI, AFGHANISTAN, 257 00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:51,375 AFRICA! COME ON, GOSALYN. 258 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:57,083 ONWARD TO AFRICA AND TO GLORY! 259 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,000 WHY'S IT SHAKING LIKE THIS? 260 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 IT NEVER DID THIS BEFORE. 261 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,416 STOP! STOP! 262 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:17,750 YIKE! 263 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,583 UH-OH. 264 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,458 TOODLES! 265 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,500 OOO, BOY! 266 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:42,750 I'LL GRAB THAT GIRL HE WAS SAVING 267 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:48,750 AND GET DARKWING DO-GOODER TO FOLLOW HER INTO MY TRAP. 268 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,458 BIZARRO! 269 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,250 LIGHTNING FROM NOWHERE! 270 00:13:55,250 --> 00:14:00,375 YAAHH! YAAHH! 271 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,208 HEY! BUZZ OFF! 272 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:15,208 PESKY LIONS AND TIGERS! ALWAYS UNDERFOOT! 273 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,208 COME ON, TRUSTY SIDEKICK. 274 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:20,208 WE'VE GOT TO FIND DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE. 275 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:25,750 WHERE CAN WE FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE? 276 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,375 WE CAN'T EVEN FIND THIS LIVINGSTONE. 277 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:32,000 WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MONTHS. 278 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 WE COULD'VE FOUND HIM. 279 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,125 WE LIKE THE SCENERY. 280 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,875 [HUMMINGSABRE DANCE] 281 00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,875 DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE, I PRESUME? 282 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,291 YOU GOT IT, SPUD! 283 00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:54,958 I HATE TO SPOIL THIS GREAT MOMENT IN HISTORY, 284 00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:58,208 BUT WHERE'S THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE? 285 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:01,416 I DON'T KNOW PRE-ZACTLY, BUT... 286 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,625 DON'T TELL ME. 287 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,458 THERE'S AN ANCIENT AFRICAN LEGEND. 288 00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,000 YOU GOT IT! 289 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,416 IT SAYS THE FOUNTAIN'S BEYOND THE LAND OF ICE. 290 00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:13,958 LAND OF ICE? 291 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:17,000 LAND OF ICE. LAND OF ICE. 292 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,458 ICELAND! AND BEYOND ICELAND IS...ICELAND. 293 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,750 AND BEYOND ICELAND IS THE... 294 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,750 NORTH POLE! 295 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,750 YEP, I READ THAT IN SCHOOL. 296 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,125 LET'S HIT IT, ASTRODUCK! 297 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,583 SURPRISE! 298 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:35,208 I'LL FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE MYSELF. 299 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:38,166 WITH IT, I'LL RULE THE UNIVERSE! 300 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,166 AS FOR YOU TWO, 301 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:44,125 IT'LL TAKE SOMETHING BIG TO SAVE YOU NOW. 302 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,625 AAH! 303 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:49,166 [OVERLORD] I GUESS THAT'S BIG ENOUGH. 304 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:54,166 I CLAIM THIS INDIA IN THE NAME OF SPAIN! 305 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:58,166 PICK UP THE CLUE PHONE. THIS IS AFRICA. 306 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:02,125 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SMUG ABOUT IT. 307 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,416 THAT WAS THE WRONG OFFRAMP. 308 00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:08,833 LET'S FIND THE FOUNTAIN BEFORE THE GRUMP WAKES UP. 309 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:11,291 ONWARD TO THE NORTH POLE 310 00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:14,083 AND TO GLO... WHOA-OA! 311 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,833 I COULD RECOMMEND A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR. 312 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,416 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 313 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:28,708 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE NORTH POLE IS? 314 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,458 NATURALLY! 315 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,708 I'M ROBERT PEARY, EXPLORER EXTRAORDINAIRE! 316 00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:37,166 SIDEKICK, WHICH WAY TO THE NORTH POLE? 317 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,250 IT'S JUST A GUESS, 318 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,500 BUT I'D SAY OVER THAT HILL. 319 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,458 SANTA'S WORKSHOP? 320 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,625 HO, HO, HO! 321 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,708 HELLO, BOYS AND GIRL. 322 00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:56,166 YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR SOME NICE HOT COCOA. 323 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,458 COME ALONG! COME ALONG! 324 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:06,333 THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK 325 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,375 I'VE FALLEN FOR THAT 326 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:11,958 "DISGUISE YOURSELF AS SANTA CLAUS" TRICK. 327 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,583 THE ULTIMATE DARKWING TRAP! 328 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:37,000 NOW TO SET THE BAIT. 329 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,875 GOSALYN! 330 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:54,583 GOSALYN, WAIT! 331 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,333 DON'T WORRY. SHE'LL BE FINE. 332 00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:03,458 SHE'S NOT THE ONE I'M SQUISHING INTO DISGUSTING MUSH. 333 00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,291 SEE YA LATER. 334 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,875 SORRY I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU. 335 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,875 I CAN TELL YOU'RE CRUSHED! 336 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:20,708 OKAY, FINE. MINOR SETBACK. 337 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,583 NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD. 338 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,625 WHEW! IF I WERE ANY TALLER, 339 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,708 THAT WOULD'VE BEEN UGLY. 340 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:32,625 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 341 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:38,333 OKAY, MAYBE I SAID YOU COULD ESCAPE ANY TRAP. 342 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:42,833 I DIDN'T THINK HE'D TAKE US TO THE MOON. 343 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,875 I'D NEVER HURT YOU... 344 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,875 UNLESS YOU TRIED TO GET AWAY. 345 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,416 HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO 346 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,958 YOUR UNIVERSAL TRAVEL COMPU-GUIDE, 347 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,333 THE FIRST MEN REACHING THE MOON 348 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,000 WILL ARRIVE ANY SECOND NOW. 349 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,833 AND GUESS WHERE THEY'RE LANDING? 350 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:04,375 WHY DID I AGREE TO GO ON YOUR QUEST? 351 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:08,250 BECAUSE YOU WANTED A SHORTCUT TO STUDYING HISTORY. 352 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,833 OH, YEAH. RIGHT. 353 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:12,333 YOU'LL NEVER LEARN THAT WAY! 354 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:16,250 I LEARNED SOMETHING FROM ALL THOSE GREAT EXPLORERS. 355 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,250 OH, YEAH? WHAT MIGHT THAT BE? 356 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:22,708 NEVER LET A MINOR SETBACK STOP YOU, 357 00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:27,458 AND NOBODY LANDS RIGHT WHERE THEY PLAN TO. 358 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,708 YAAHH-AK! 359 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,583 THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN... 360 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,833 OH... 361 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:45,000 ONE BAD DAY FOR THAT GUY. 362 00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,875 I CLAIM THIS INDIA... 363 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,416 OH, GREAT. DON'T TELL ME. 364 00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:55,875 I KNEW THIS WASN'T INDIA. 365 00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:59,708 ESPECIALLY WITH THAT BIG GLOWING FOUNTAIN OVER THERE. 366 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,166 KEEN GEAR! THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE. 367 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:08,833 ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL QUEST BY ASTRODUCK, PRINCE OF SPACE! 368 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,333 THIS NEUTRON- DISASSEMBLER 369 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,958 SAYS THE FOUNTAIN IS MINE! 370 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:17,750 I'M A MASTER OF THE ATOMIC POCKET-KNIFE. 371 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:26,958 I AM A MASTER OF THE ATOMIC BROADSWORD. 372 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,750 HAAII-YAAHH! HAAII-YAAHH! 373 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,375 WHAT IS THIS? 374 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:43,458 IT'S FAKE. JUST A CHEAP SPECIAL EFFECT. 375 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,875 OF COURSE IT'S A SPECIAL EFFECT. 376 00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,458 WE'RE ONLY CHARACTERS ON TV. 377 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:53,000 SHE THOUGHT THE FOUNTAIN WOULD MAKE HER SMART? 378 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,000 DO YOU KNOW HOW I CAN GET HOME? 379 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,166 SIMPLE. 380 00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,583 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS... 381 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:03,583 WAKE UP! WAKE UP! 382 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,583 Ñ @@ÑÑ @@ WAKE UP! WAKE UP! 383 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,166 WHAT...WHERE... 384 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,708 WHOA! HOW'D WE GET HERE? 385 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,708 IT'S A LONG STORY. 386 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:16,291 RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOTTA HELP D.W. 387 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,375 NO FAIR RUNNIN'. 388 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:20,583 STAND STILL AND FRY. 389 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:26,000 NO SWEAT. FINALLY I CAN USE THIS BOOK. 390 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,583 OOPS. WRONG ONE. 391 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:39,125 HOW'S THE WATER, CHUMP? 392 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:42,333 JUST FINE, SPARKY. 393 00:21:43,291 --> 00:21:46,833 OH, NO! I'LL SHORT-CIRCUIT! 394 00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,750 AAH! 395 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:03,083 [GOSALYN] GOOD GOIN', DAD. YOU SAVED THE DAY! 396 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,708 THAT'S NOT ALL I SAVED. 397 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,375 MY HISTORY BOOK. 398 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,125 OH, GOODY. 26247

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