Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:06,805
♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
2
00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:11,943
♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
3
00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,346
♪ Somewhere some villain schemes ♪
4
00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,880
♪ But his number's up ♪
5
00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,716
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
6
00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:21,286
♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
7
00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,388
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
8
00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,924
♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
9
00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,725
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
10
00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,195
♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
11
00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:32,364
♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
12
00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,700
♪ Master of surprise ♪
13
00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:39,438
♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
14
00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,774
♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
15
00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,143
♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
16
00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,077
- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
17
00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,680
♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
18
00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:51,249
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
19
00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:53,518
♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
20
00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,387
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
21
00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,123
♪ Better watch out you bad boys ♪
22
00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,459
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
23
00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:36,294
Ha! Another felon
potted by Darkwing Duck.
24
00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,163
[yelling]
25
00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,118
Hey, guys. Have a banana.
26
00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,188
[all gasping]
27
00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:12,431
Nothing like a side order
of scrambled Eggmen.
28
00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:16,701
So much for
fancy schmancy tricks, Darkwing.
29
00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,976
Oh, I'm not done yet, Steelbeak.
30
00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,685
[grunts]
31
00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:37,723
[roaring deeply]
32
00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,758
[growling]
33
00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,296
[both yelling, grunting]
34
00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:47,966
[clearing throat]
Thank you, gentlemen.
35
00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:51,069
That will be quite enough.
36
00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:54,540
Well, he started it.
37
00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:58,010
[clears throat] I'm sure
our little dramatization
38
00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:01,513
has demonstrated how
Darkwing Duck's unique methods
39
00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:06,050
put our own SHUSH
procedures to shame.
40
00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:10,121
But, sir, he is unruly,
undisciplined and unpredictable.
41
00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:11,756
[thudding]
42
00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,193
Darkwing Duck was just lucky.
43
00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:18,029
Luck had nothing to do with it.
44
00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,731
I bested your boys
without mussing a feather.
45
00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:21,766
[grunts]
46
00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,968
I'm afraid SHUSH
has become mild
47
00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:26,437
in its own bureaucratic
paperwork.
48
00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,674
And so I'm assigning
the retraining
49
00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,242
of SHUSH's best agents
50
00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,844
- to Darkwing Duck.
- But, sir!
51
00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,847
Our top agents are
directly under my command.
52
00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:39,084
We need new thinking Agent...
53
00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:41,553
My word... uh, you see?
54
00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:44,489
Who else would think
of disguising himself
55
00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:47,725
as a bowling, uh, ball...
Or whatever. Hmm.
56
00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,160
Oh, gee, I don't know
57
00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,229
about training
other agents, J. Gander.
58
00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:56,001
I'm kinda used to working o solo
mio. If you know what I mean.
59
00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:59,537
But we need
your special brand of genius
60
00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,139
in the interest of world peace.
61
00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,207
Genius, huh?
62
00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,778
Just think, the agents you train
will train others.
63
00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:11,016
And they, still others.
You'll be a legend, Darkwing.
64
00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:12,917
A legend? Really?
65
00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,520
Well, since
world peace is at stake,
66
00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:19,657
- [laughs] just
call me "Professor."
- [growling]
67
00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:22,994
[Darkwing] So you people
are SHUSH's agents, eh?
68
00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,030
We'll see about that.
69
00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:26,965
- [all] Yes, sir!
- Right.
70
00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:30,869
You guys have a lot of coffee
this morning? Just relax.
71
00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,771
Yes, sir!
72
00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,174
[grunts] Dummy's all set, DW.
73
00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,777
All right people, this is
Steelbeak, FOWL's top agent.
74
00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:42,147
When I say go,
you have ten seconds
75
00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:44,149
to render your adversary
harmless.
76
00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,918
On your mark, get set, go!
77
00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,353
Calculate wind velocity
minus circumference.
78
00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,457
Research all strategical attack
data used in last 100 years.
79
00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:55,727
Measure opponent's muscle mass
to ascertain exact force factor.
80
00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,529
Check logistical
planning tactics
81
00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,097
to minimize potential dangers.
82
00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,032
- [ringing]
- Time's up.
83
00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:02,934
Peachy.
84
00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,570
What is this?
Death by papercut?
85
00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:08,773
What am I supposed to do? Flog
him senseless with filler paper?
86
00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,409
File him into submission
in my loose-leaf notebook?
87
00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:14,612
No more paperwork!
I want action!
88
00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:18,250
- But, sir, SHUSH procedure...
- Forget SHUSH procedure!
89
00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:20,484
I'm talking Darkwing Duck
procedure here,
90
00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,487
which is no procedure at all.
91
00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,255
Just attack. Use your instincts.
92
00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:25,790
Instincts are the best stinks.
93
00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,525
Tear him limb from limb.
No mercy!
94
00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,161
Any questions?
95
00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,165
Just do as I do, OK?
96
00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,234
[yelling]
97
00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,041
Gee, sir, what if the subject
was wanted for questioning?
98
00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:46,644
There. Now he's ready
for questioning.
99
00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:49,514
And so, in summary,
my fledgling followers,
100
00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:52,550
daring do-gooders
need style, panache,
101
00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:54,051
a flair for the dramatic.
102
00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:58,356
In short, me amigos,
you need these.
103
00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:02,694
I can't tell you
how anxious I am
104
00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,229
to see the results
of Darkwing's training sessions.
105
00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:08,233
Yes, and I can't wait
to undo all the damage
106
00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:13,105
- he has inflicted
upon my agents.
- [tires screeching]
107
00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:17,776
Why must this so-called
demonstration be held here?
108
00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,811
SHUSH headquarters
would've been appropriate.
109
00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:24,015
Oh, now don't be a fuddy duddy,
Agent Grizzlikoff.
110
00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,317
[woman screams]
111
00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:29,487
You see? These surroundings
add an element of realism
112
00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:30,889
that I quite appreciate.
113
00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:34,226
[Darkwing] I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
114
00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:38,430
I am the principal
you were sent to see.
115
00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,865
I am Darkwing Duck!
116
00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,535
- [applause and cheering]
- Thank you, thank you.
117
00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:46,404
You people are
beautiful, I mean it.
118
00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:48,340
You were right, sir.
119
00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:51,343
The realism certainly adds
to the proceedings.
120
00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:55,847
And now it's time to present
some hot, new talents.
121
00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,416
Destined to turn
this town around.
122
00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:02,954
Let's put our hands together
for the Darkwing Squad.
123
00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:06,357
He is the burro
that kicks in the night.
124
00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:09,060
Darkwing Donkey.
125
00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:12,030
Here is the pup
who barks when he bites.
126
00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,733
Darkwing Dog.
127
00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,473
She's the doe who leaps
higher than kites.
128
00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:24,242
Darkwing Deer.
129
00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:28,646
And who's the bird
that pecks at your plight?
130
00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:31,416
Darkwing Dodo.
131
00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:34,685
Sir, this is worse
than cheap vaudevillian show.
132
00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:38,089
- Oh, shush.
- Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
133
00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,790
Thank you. No, really.
134
00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:43,427
And now, imagine a particularly
lawless evening.
135
00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:46,298
The kind of nasty night
that can raise
136
00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,433
every hair
on a stray cat's fur.
137
00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:50,368
Yes, dear friends,
imagine if you will,
138
00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,604
a St. Canard
crawling with Eggmen.
139
00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:57,108
No doubt, Darkwing Dog
uses the fear of the unknown
140
00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,811
- to surprise his adversaries.
- [groaning]
141
00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,579
Thereby creating in them
142
00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,982
that all-important
false sense of security.
143
00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,951
This leaves them
and their associates
144
00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,688
ripe for the direct
frontal attack.
145
00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:15,326
Note how teamwork is important.
146
00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,861
[shouting]
147
00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:20,197
Along with the ability
to use your head.
148
00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,199
- Ow.
- [shouting]
149
00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,336
And there you have it, folks.
150
00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,238
A dazzling display of derring-do
151
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:31,042
by the inimitable
Darkwing Squad!
152
00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,010
[applause]
153
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,613
- [applause stops]
- It's worse than I feared.
154
00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,148
This is absolutely the...
155
00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,117
The most amazing display
156
00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,920
of skill and ingenuity
I've ever seen.
157
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,423
I'll make immediate arrangements
to expand your training program
158
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,124
to the entire organization.
159
00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:48,393
Ya hear that, Grizzi?
160
00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,929
Or should I have J. Gander
repeat it for you... slowly?
161
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,865
If these are
the future agents of SHUSH,
162
00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,868
then there is
no future for me.
163
00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,704
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Grizz! Chill a sec!
164
00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:02,307
You know, J. Gander, the guy
may be a stick in the mud,
165
00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:05,410
but he's still a halfway decent
agent. I'll stop him for you.
166
00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,179
Agent Grizzlikoff
has made his choice, Darkwing.
167
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,950
I'm afraid the Fiendish
Organization of World Larceny
168
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,851
is planning a major robbery,
169
00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:17,589
and FOWL doesn't
stop for hurt feelings.
170
00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,457
[Steelbeak] Oh, gracious me.
171
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,827
He makes us sound
so callous and cruel.
172
00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,865
Yeah, right.
Like a bunch of costumed clones,
173
00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:29,634
a gimp-winged group,
is gonna stop us.
174
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,570
Heck, I don't blame Grizzi
for taking a powder.
175
00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:35,507
Working for SHUSH
is downright embarrassing.
176
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:38,442
But hold the phone
and clear the switchboard.
177
00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,745
There is an opportunity here
178
00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:44,415
way too good to pass up.
179
00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:49,421
[sighs] I gave SHUSH
the best years of my life,
180
00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:52,891
and what thanks am I getting?
181
00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,994
A big overweight
nothing, that's what.
182
00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,863
What have I done?
183
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:01,366
I loved that mug.
184
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,272
[Steelbeak] Ah, forget
the knickknack, it's history.
185
00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:12,143
Just like your SHUSH career.
But I gotta tell ya, babe,
186
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,980
FOWL can offer a lot more
than a cheap coffee mug.
187
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,750
What? Join FOWL?
188
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,985
Never, never, nyet.
189
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,054
Hey, hey. Hold the locomotive.
190
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,289
At least let me
give you the sales pitch.
191
00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:28,593
Now, with your induction
to FOWL servitude,
192
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:31,195
you get your very own T-shirt,
matching cap,
193
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,364
and fleeced-lined
baseball jacket
194
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,733
and a hand-embroidered
FOWL logo.
195
00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,102
But hold your pants
and spit out your gum,
196
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,504
'cause that's not all.
197
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:40,638
You'll take up residence
198
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,974
in FOWL's very own
time-share condo
199
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:47,712
on the beaches of Maui with
your delightful FOWL comrades.
200
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,349
Enough. There is nothing
you can be offering me
201
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,886
that would make me join
your gang of hoodlums.
202
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,487
Oh, yeah?
203
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,656
Well, how's about the job
204
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:02,527
of terminating Darkwing Duck?
205
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:05,997
Now, chicken,
you are talking turkey.
206
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,165
Tell me more.
207
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,172
Gentlemen, your work
with the Darkwing Squad
208
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,807
has impressed me terribly.
209
00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:20,412
The agents have undergone
a remarkable transformation.
210
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:23,281
- Ain't it the truth.
- [beeping]
211
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,250
Well, a teacher's work
is never done.
212
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,185
Time to check on the kids.
213
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,154
Oops, sorry about that, teach.
214
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,189
I was just practicing
my entrances.
215
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,124
What enthusiasm.
216
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,728
What a headache.
217
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:40,264
[yelling]
218
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,438
Uh, from now on, Darkwing Dodo,
219
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,675
it might be a good idea
to plan where you land.
220
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,610
But according
to Darkwing procedure,
221
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,111
which is no procedure
at all,
222
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,780
a daring do-gooder never plans.
223
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,017
What? That's the... [stammering]
Well, that's true, that's true.
224
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,853
Uh, but, mostly true.
But it's not completely true.
225
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:06,057
[coughing] What's
with the smog alert?
226
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,159
I'm searching for a smoke color
227
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,862
that will set off
the blush in my cheeks.
228
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,831
Ooh, that's sure
to impress evildoers.
229
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:17,568
- [camera flashes]
- Now what?
230
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,638
Beautiful. Fabulous.
231
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,607
Now, how about those pouty lips?
232
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,675
And just what is going on here?
233
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,077
Hey, babe, you can't skimp
234
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,346
on your eight-by-ten
glossies, babe.
235
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,817
"Eight-by-ten glossies, babe?"
236
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,620
Can't disappoint the fans,
babe... uh, sir.
237
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,523
Oh, like they're
going to have fans.
238
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,558
They're pretty nice
glossies, though.
239
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,593
You're eyes
aren't bulging enough,
240
00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:45,563
and your head should
definitely be flatter.
241
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,399
I can't even guess
what you're doing.
242
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,736
Just practicing more of
your special techniques, sir...
243
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,304
Uh, amigo.
244
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,906
Those aren't techniques,
they're accidents.
245
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,643
And the point
is not to have them.
246
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,712
- [whistling]
- Whoops.
247
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,883
You see? Much flatter.
248
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:11,021
You promised me
a shot at Darkwing Duck.
249
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,692
[clucking] Patience,
my furry friend.
250
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,862
That's where, ta-da,
Pearl comes in.
251
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:22,066
Hey, you can't bait a mousetrap
without some cheese, right?
252
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:26,904
And, ba-boom, you're looking at
genuine Darkwing Gorgonzola.
253
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,073
That pearl must be priceless.
254
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:32,209
Yeah. Well, let's just say
that FOWL high command
255
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,645
won't be worrying
about budget cuts this year.
256
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:38,216
- [cackles]
- And what
of the Darkwing Squad?
257
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,886
Consider them just
one more bag of fish bait.
258
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,989
- [laughs]
- [shark growls]
259
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,790
[continues laughing]
260
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:51,895
Where did I go wrong? I worked
for them, I slaved for them.
261
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,831
And what thanks do I get?
262
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,399
They've turned into a bunch
263
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,301
of vain, self-centered
glory seekers
264
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,937
who are only concerned
with promoting themselves.
265
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,540
Where did they
get egos like that?
266
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,579
[clears throat]
It's just a simple display
267
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,014
of my healthy self-image.
268
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,416
Absolutely nothing
wrong with that.
269
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,018
Is there?!
270
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:22,894
Boom-shaka-laka. We're bound
to get noticed on these wheels.
271
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,396
- [door opens]
- Ten-hut!
272
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,766
All right, squad, listen up.
273
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,301
It's time for me
to lay down a few rules.
274
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:34,338
Things have gotten
entirely too slack around here.
275
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,942
I want you to show a little
respect to your superiors.
276
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,878
Starting with me. Launchpad?
277
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,348
Huh? Oh, all right.
[clears throat]
278
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,015
Uh, no talking in class.
279
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,084
No speaking without
raising your hands.
280
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:50,254
No leaving the training room.
No laughing, no loud noises.
281
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,722
No sticking out your tongue
282
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,958
while making googly eyes
behind the teacher's back.
283
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,494
What are you talking about?
284
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,163
Well, you can't be too careful.
285
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,736
- Have I made myself clear?
- [all] Yes, sir.
286
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,704
Darkwing, you must get your squad
287
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,206
to the St. Canard Aquarium at once
288
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,042
and stop Steelbeak.
289
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,678
OK, squad, let's get...
290
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,051
...dangerous.
291
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,720
Looks like your squirrelly squad
292
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,023
is a chip off the old blockhead.
293
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,693
Dripwing. [cackles]
294
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:33,698
Didn't know J. Gander was a puppet leader, did ya?
295
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,667
- Steelbeak!
- Righty-o.
296
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,569
Say, I hope you weren't too fond
297
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,405
of your puffed-up protégés,
298
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,708
'cause they're heading straight for my trap.
299
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,943
Not if I get to them first.
300
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:52,015
Happy to see me, Deadwing?
301
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,624
Whoa!
302
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:14,105
[humming] I do so love
watching someone enjoy his work.
303
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,078
Oh, rats.
Just when it was getting good.
304
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,346
Oh, well.
305
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,814
I wouldn't want to be late
306
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,451
for my date with Pearl.
307
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,420
Sorry, Darkwing.
I hope I didn't hurt you...
308
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,621
...much.
309
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:35,659
Ha! Are you kidding?
You barely touched me.
310
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:39,796
[laughs] Boy, DW, that was
better than WrestleManiac VII.
311
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,832
Steelbeak had
to believe I was serious
312
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,667
about killing you,
Darkwing.
313
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,804
[coughing] Well,
I believed you.
314
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,506
I just wish you
weren't a method actor.
315
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,209
I was doing my job,
but you didn't do yours.
316
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:55,012
How could you let
the Darkwing Squad leave?
317
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:58,182
Let them leave?
I didn't let them do anything.
318
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,985
Those adolescent show-offs
are completely unruly,
319
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,886
undisciplined,
unpredictable, un...
320
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,922
Why does that sound familiar?
321
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,459
Oh, well, yeah,
but I was never that un...
322
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,961
[stammering] It was
different with me, 'cause I...
323
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,598
[stammering] Never mind.
324
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,933
[muffled grunting]
325
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,638
Ah, ah, ah. Easy does it, boys.
326
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,841
We wouldn't want to scratch
our precious pearl.
327
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,776
Now, if the Darkwing Squad
328
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,446
is anything like
their dingy role model,
329
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:32,383
they should be making some kind
of overblown entrance...
330
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,353
- ...right about... now.
- [watch alarm rings]
331
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,626
[all] We are the team
that fights in the night.
332
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,997
We are the beaters
that scramble your Eggmen.
333
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,800
We are...
334
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,069
Really dumb.
335
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,938
[tires screeching]
336
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,540
[Darkwing] There's the aquarium.
337
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,410
We'll just barge in
and see what's going on.
338
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,145
No!
339
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,849
Now we do things my way.
340
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:05,949
We need a plan.
341
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:09,320
Gee, I thought barging
in was a plan.
342
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,456
[cackling]
343
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,025
[all shouting]
344
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:20,297
Ah, man, watching others suffer
is what bad guys live for.
345
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,801
Greetings, Mr. Steelbeak.
I thought, perhaps,
346
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:28,105
you would enjoy seeing Darkwing
Duck decimated in person.
347
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,907
Do tell.
348
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,609
Excuse me, but this wouldn't be
349
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,578
some kind
of sucker play, would it?
350
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,780
You know, one of those brilliant
pieces of SHUSH strategy
351
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:40,217
that's supposed to dumbfound
us poor, witless evil-doers.
352
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:43,020
[laughs] Looks like
he's got us there, Grizz.
353
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,656
- Of course not
and I will prove it!
- Hey!
354
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,099
- [sharks growling]
- Help.
355
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,306
- Twenty to one,
this wing is fish food.
- I'll take those odds.
356
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,341
- Count me in.
- I'm in for a fin.
357
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,144
[all shouting]
358
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:08,512
I can't believe it.
359
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,015
Agent Grizzlikoff's a traitor.
360
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,287
- [thudding]
- [grunting]
361
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,222
I am no traitor!
362
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,191
I am Vladimir
Goudenov Grizzlikoff,
363
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,060
chief agent of SHUSH.
364
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,361
While they are distracted,
365
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,864
we are going to do things
the SHUSH way.
366
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,633
[all] Yes, sir!
367
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,236
[shouting]
368
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,544
Watch the typos there,
Agent Donkey.
369
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,513
[ringing]
370
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,754
Ouch! Leave me alone!
371
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:57,361
Yes. Excellent work
on the SV/88 form.
372
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,130
- [all] Thank you, sir.
- Now we are ready.
373
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,364
Yes, sir.
374
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,838
Uh-oh.
375
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,540
[blubbering]
376
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,342
Help!
377
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,180
Well, sorry, boys,
but that's the game.
378
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,215
[groaning]
379
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:22,786
Wait a minute. We got the whole
Darkwing Squad to play with.
380
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,088
[Grizzlikoff] There
is no Darkwing Squad.
381
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:29,459
- Only the agents of SHUSH.
- So it was a setup, huh?
382
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,828
Take 'em, boys.
383
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,998
Begin procedures.
384
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,775
[belches]
385
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,959
[Grizzlikoff grunts] Heave!
386
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,495
[grunts] Heave!
387
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,773
As you can see,
SHUSH strategy outperforms
388
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,709
Darkwing Disaster every time.
389
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,278
Oh, no! Darkwing.
390
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,287
Phew, lucky for me
duck feathers tickle.
391
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,790
[indistinct radio chatter]
392
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:39,596
You mean the whole thing
was a setup?
393
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,164
Of course, Darkwing.
394
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:44,468
We had to be fiendishly clever
to capture Steelbeak.
395
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,236
Besides, the idea of you
396
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:50,040
training SHUSH agents
is preposterous.
397
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,043
- Ha!
- No one could match your wit,
398
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,679
your ingenuity,
your unpredictable methods.
399
00:21:55,781 --> 00:22:01,184
- Ha!
- There is only
one Darkwing Duck.
400
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,822
And we are fortunate
to have him working with us.
401
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,790
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
402
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:10,327
Besides, I knew it was
a setup the whole time.
403
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:11,962
Kidding.
404
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,313
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
405
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,584
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
406
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,356
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
407
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,826
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
33262
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
