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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes ♪
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♪ But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Oh! I can't believe this!
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Eh, what's the matter, DW? Lose
another game of Whiffle Boy?
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No, it's the daily crime report.
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And this is the worst report
I've ever seen!
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A regular crime wave,
eh, DW?
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I wish. There hasn't been
a single crime all day.
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[Launchpad]
Isn't that a good thing?
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Not for a crime fighter.
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Why, without a crime to fight,
I'm... I'm... I'm...
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I'm doodley-squat.
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[groaning] There must be
a crime somewhere.
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[Launchpad] Gee,
I don't know, DW.
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The city looks
real quiet to me.
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And I was just reading that,
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"It's a quiet town
that calms you down."
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Let me see that. Stress Busters: How to Relax in a Hurry.
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Sounds like a
real work of genius.
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Yeah, I thought so too, DW.
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- Wanna read it?
- Don't be ridiculous.
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I'm perfectly relaxed.
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Let's find a crime, any crime.
Big crime, little crime.
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White-collar crime.
Any crime! Ah-ha!
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Broken glass in front of
Gumbert's Candy Store.
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Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Ah-ha.
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Unless I miss my guess, I'd say
a robbery has taken place here.
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Now then, who did
this dastardly deed?
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A cowboy and an Indian.
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[grunting]
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Whatever happened
to the common criminal?
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Say, for someone who's just been
robbed, you seem awfully calm.
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Well, you know.
What happens, happens.
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[snoring]
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He's got a point, DW.
Stress Busters says,
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"You should accept the things
you cannot change."
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Or is that, "Change the things
you can't accept"?
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The only change
I'm interested in
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is the change that was stolen
out of that cash register!
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Whoa! [blabbering]
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- [crashing]
- Hey, good idea, DW.
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These spilled gumballs ought to
lead us straight to the crooks.
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[clears throat] Excuse me.
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By any chance were you robbed
by a cowboy and an Indian?
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A cowboy and an Indian?
Don't be silly.
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It was two pirates.
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Two pirates, of course.
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They didn't rob us,
they wanted to try
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this new kind
of bowling with...
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A jackhammer, some marmalade,
and a pack of wild panthers.
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A pack of wild panthers?
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Right.
So we said okeydokey.
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[Darkwing] Did you hear that?
They said "okeydokey."
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[crashing]
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Shh.
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What do you mean, "Shh"?
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[woman] They hate loud noises.
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They?
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- [snarling]
- [gulps]
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[snarling continues]
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Nice kitties.
Pretty kitties. Hoo-hoo!
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[screaming, howling]
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Cowboys and Indians
committing candy crimes?
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Pirates playing with panthers?
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And now, two circus clowns
creating chaos across the city.
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This case just gets
crazier and crazier.
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To be... or not,
I guess that's the question.
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Anon we seize the stage
to hear perform
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a play to lift your hearts
and make them warm.
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Quackerjack, this dressing up
in costumes is getting boring.
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Can't we do something
a little more shocking?
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[zapping]
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[groans]
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Shush, Megavolt.
You'll spoil my little drama.
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Strange, the trail led
right into the Shubird Theater.
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But ere our fine amusement
may commence,
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we must collect
your dollars and your cents.
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Look, those aren't actors.
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It's that crazed
toymaker, Quackerjack.
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And his super-charged pal,
Megavolt.
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Of course! They're behind
this cockamamie crime wave.
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Hold it right there,
you thieving thespians!
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The citizens of St. Canard
won't stand for this
sort of treatment.
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Oh, we don't mind.
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[all chattering in agreement]
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[man] Whatever, you know...
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What is with you people?!
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The city is being
robbed blind,
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and you act
like nothing's happening.
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So, like, what's your point?
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[moaning]
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Not so fast,
evildoers.
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My, my,
aren't we in a huff.
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Mr. Bananabrain says,
"Why don't you relax, Max?"
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Would everyone please
stop telling me to relax?!
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I am relaxed.
I am relaxed!
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Whoopsie.
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You really know how to
bring down the house, Dipwing.
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I'll bring you down.
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Another electrifying
performance, Megavolt.
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- [tires squealing]
- [Darkwing] Come back here...
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[coughing]
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Uh-oh. DW,
looks like they got away.
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And it's all my fault.
I overreacted.
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Oh! A crime fighter should
remain calm at all times.
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Launchpad, the book.
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"Stress Busters,
chapter one.
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The first step
to tranquility
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- is plenty of exercise."
- [man] Is plenty of exercise.
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And you can't beat a nice, peaceful jog.
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[dogs barking]
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Yes, nothing like a brisk jog through the neighborhood
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to chase those cares away.
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And, for true relaxation,
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a gentle massage will work wonders.
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Ah, just feel that tension
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being squeezed right out of you.
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Proper meditation techniques can open up
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shining new vistas of serenity.
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- Simply close your eyes...
- [fly buzzing]
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...and focus on a restful image,
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such as a tropical island or a sunset.
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Any calming image will do nicely.
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A field of windswept flowers,
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a mountain stream.
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Oh, boy. He must be
reading chapter seven.
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"Redecorating for relaxation."
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[panting]
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Doesn't look
so relaxed to me.
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[laughing maniacally]
Shh! Shh, shh, shh.
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It's a fly.
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- Got him!
- Dad, stop!
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Hee-yah!
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[both] Ouch.
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[wheezes] Singed but triumphant.
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[fly buzzing]
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[laughing maniacally]
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[blabbering]
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[stammers] I think it's time
that we read chapter 12, DW.
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"Seeking professional help."
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[Quackerjack]
My, my, my, my, my.
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What a tense little puppy
you are, no?
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Well, I think we can help you.
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- I am Dr. Heebie.
- And I am Dr. Jeebie.
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Say, you two
look awfully familiar.
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Ah! You are
having déjà vu.
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- This could be serious.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Now, we must first learn
what is making you so tense.
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Hmm... Hmm...
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Perhaps it is the violence
of modern society, huh?
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- [screams]
- [speaks German]
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Need to get him in touch
with his inner child self.
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Here. Your reaction
to this simple child's toy
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will help us
to understand your problem.
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[playing music]
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[snarling]
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So now we see
what is eating you.
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[laughing] Eating...
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[grunting]
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[yelling]
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[panting]
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[tsking] Definitely tense.
You need to calm down.
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Eureka! I know what
would fix him, Dr. Heebie.
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He needs a little jolt
from our Relaxitron.
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Relaxitron? Of course!
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You're the ones
turning everyone into zombies!
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You're Quackerjack and Megavolt!
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You got it, Banana Beak.
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Hey, what are you...?
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Let me go, you...
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And guess who's
next to get fried, Clyde?
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[yelling]
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[Quackerjack, Megavolt laughing]
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It's playtime!
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[up-tempo music plays on TV]
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Whoa! Must be some new
kind of relaxation technique.
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Keen gear!
How'd you get so wiggly?
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[man on TV] Special... news bulletin.
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Two giant pumpkins snuck into the museum
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and forcibly borrowed some priceless Egyptian stuff.
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No big deal, really.
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Gee, DW, giant pumpkins!
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That must be Quackerjack
and Megavolt in costume again.
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They're too busy
running the stress-free clinic.
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[both] Quackerjack and Megavolt
run the clinic?!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're the ones who
gave me this Waddleman radio.
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Just the thing
to help you relax.
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Ahhh...
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Well, I've got just the thing
to help you un-relax
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so you can go
clobber those crooks.
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Now, let's get mischievous.
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He hates when I do this.
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- Oh, now I'm mad.
- See?
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Phew! For a second there
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I thought I needed
new batteries for my radio.
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[humming melody]
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Oh!
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Da-da, da-da!
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It's the great toy pyramid.
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A colossal tribute to
St. Canard's new law,
the law of fun.
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Got that right, Dwight.
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And now that everybody's
so carefree... [laughs]
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...we can have
all the fun we want.
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I am the terror... Oh...
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Then there's something
about flapping, right?
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Right. Now say something to
strike fear in their hearts, DW.
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- Wow, cool hats.
- Dad! Those are the bad guys.
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You're supposed to foil them,
not flatter them!
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Oh, getting upset,
young lady?
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Well, we know how to cure that.
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Meet Mr. Relaxitron!
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- Yipe!
- Yipe!
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Drat! My battery must be low.
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- Oh, good going, Sparky.
- Don't call me Sparky!
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OK, OK,
you asked for it.
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Suck gas, evildoers.
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Eww!
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Mmm. Cajun-style pickle relish.
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Ha! Come on!
Let's go wreak some havoc...
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- ...Sparky.
- [groaning]
Don't call me Sparky!
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You put relish
in the gas gun?
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Sure. After all,
even a relaxed crime fighter
has to be prepared.
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Prepared for what?
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A little snack.
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Behold. Crazy Kevin's
classic cocktail weenies.
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Yay! My favorite!
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Mmm, mmm. Groovy.
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Fabulous.
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00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,630
Well, what are you
waiting for, Sparky?
250
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,866
Hurry up and
recharge your battery.
251
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:05,302
Don't call me Sparky!
252
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,772
[yelling]
253
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,709
Whoa! I needed that.
254
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,879
Well, I'm glad you got
such a charge out of it,
255
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:18,749
because you destroyed
Mr. Relaxitron.
256
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,922
Oh, terrific.
A blackout.
257
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,224
Now how are we supposed to see?
258
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,894
Why don't you light a candle,
Randall?
259
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:33,798
[gasps] That's it!
Thanks, Mr. Bananabrain.
260
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:39,670
[making dinging
and siren noises]
261
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,478
There! Now we can see.
262
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,014
Nice shootin',
Quacky. [laughs]
263
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,950
But isn't the fire engine
supposed to spray water?
264
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,087
Of course not,
then it would be a water engine.
265
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,489
Um, do we have one of those?
266
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,725
'Cause I think we need it!
267
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:04,128
Fire, fire! Fire, fire,
fire, fire, fire, fire!
268
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:08,699
Oh, don't worry,
it'll burn itself out.
269
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,703
[yelling]
270
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,622
Oh, great. I can see it
in the history books now.
271
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,659
Hero twiddles
while St. Canard burns.
272
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,600
Oh, I suppose
this could be a problem.
273
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,737
That wasn't so bad.
274
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,474
- It's Darkwing Duck!
- We're saved!
275
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,875
Oh, quick, do something!
276
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,078
No problemo.
277
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,680
- Yay! Yes!
- Hurray! Hurray!
278
00:16:56,782 --> 00:17:00,451
After all, if there's one thing
a fire is good for...
279
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:05,523
...it's toasting Crazy Kevin's
classic cocktail weenies.
280
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,425
You know, you really
should try one. Really.
281
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,594
You'll love them.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
282
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,797
[Quackerjack, Megavolt crying]
283
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,299
[Quackerjack, Megavolt yelping]
284
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,541
[humming]
285
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,943
Oh, we're getting
our behinds barbecued,
286
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,013
and all Darkwing Diner does
is roast weenies.
287
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:32,316
Yeah, and we're
supposed to be the crazy ones.
288
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,920
Well, you turned his brain
into sponge cake, Jake.
289
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,288
[all exclaim]
290
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,460
I'm really glad everyone's
having such a good time,
291
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,863
but why wasn't anyone
putting out this fire?!
292
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:49,666
- Put out the fire?
- Of course.
293
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:53,003
- Why didn't you think of that?
- Why didn't you think of that?
294
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:56,107
[Megavolt] One fire going out.
295
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:04,715
Ta-da! Megavolt, superhero!
296
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:10,288
Ta-da! Megavolt,
super fool!
297
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,260
Yeow! Hey, that's not funny.
298
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,563
[yelping]
299
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:23,534
Uh, I don't suppose
anybody has a boat on them.
300
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,470
Well, sure.
Why do you ask?
301
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,744
Whoa! I gotta get me
one of these rubber duckies.
302
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,013
[Gosalyn] Hey, wait for us!
303
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,852
Oh, no!
304
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,554
[yelling]
305
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,891
Oh, a waterfall.
306
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,927
- How relaxing.
- Oh, no. You've relaxed enough.
307
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:55,166
- Snap out of it!
- Hey, no splashing.
I might short out.
308
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,635
Short out? That's it!
309
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,770
Have a nice day.
310
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,540
[both shouting]
311
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,182
What? Where? Who? When?
Sometimes why?
312
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,083
Whoa!
313
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,454
[all screaming]
314
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,529
Whoop! Ha-ha!
315
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,631
The St. Canard waterworks!
316
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:32,169
[all grunting, groaning]
317
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,938
Death by Jacuzzi!
318
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,208
And all we wanted
was to have a little fun.
319
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,410
Good, because the fun
has just begun.
320
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,648
Now hand over a set
of those toy teeth, Quackerjack.
321
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,784
Be careful, I just brushed them.
322
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:51,055
Now I'll just attach the teeth
to your power cord, Megsie.
323
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:53,991
And voilà!
324
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,660
Yipee-ki-yay!
325
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:01,331
[all] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
326
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,470
[all straining]
327
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,880
Look, way up there,
the shut-off valve!
328
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:20,184
Launchpad, do you still have
your Stress Busters book?
329
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:24,088
Right here, DW.
But this is no time to relax.
330
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:26,389
So who's gonna relax?
331
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,694
What do you know? It worked.
332
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:34,432
Yeah, but look, Megavolt and
Quackerjack are gettin' away.
333
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,967
You can never have
too many rubber duckies.
334
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,969
Bye-bye, pallies.
335
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,837
Gotta leave, Steve.
336
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:44,274
No problem.
This is a job for...
337
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,645
...Crazy Kevin's
cocktail weenies.
338
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,581
Oh! Not the weenies again, Dad!
339
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,850
Nope, the toothpick.
340
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,790
[both hollering]
341
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:04,995
Well, I guess
we can all relax now.
342
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,935
[moaning]
343
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:16,106
As I was saying...
344
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:21,912
Too bad you used up all those
classic cocktail weenies, DW.
345
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:25,215
They would've made
the perfect picnic snack.
346
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,055
Ahhh, what a life.
347
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:34,024
You see, Dad,
even you can relax.
348
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:38,128
You just gotta get your mind
off of crime once in a while.
349
00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:40,131
[Darkwing]
You're right, Gos.
350
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:44,535
Ah-ha! A litterbug!
This looks like a job for...
351
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,736
Dad!
352
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:48,038
[stammers] I... [laughs]
353
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,876
A job for the city's
clean-up crew.
354
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:55,346
Let's zap everyone
in the city, you said.
355
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,281
Let's dress up like pirates,
you said.
356
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:02,219
Hey, why don't
you just relax, Sparky?
357
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:07,157
Don't call me Sparky,
and I am relaxed!
358
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,961
I... am... relaxed!
359
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:14,164
[screaming]
360
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,248
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
361
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,554
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
362
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:40,257
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
363
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,794
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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