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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes ♪
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♪ But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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[man] The assignment of our two field operatives
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was to investigate a smuggling ring
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at the Tasty Duck yogurt factory.
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They were found by a freezer maintenance worker at 0500 this morning.
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Two of my best agents,
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frozen in a bar of banana ripple
delight. What an appalling end.
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[Darkwing]
Absolutely chilling.
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Darkwing Duck! You know,
you could try using the door.
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Not my style.
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So what's with
your chilly chums?
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Oh, someone is methodically
killing my top agents.
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Before this,
there was Agent Perkins
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who had been investigating
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the illegal import
of exotic animals.
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Then there was...
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A can of tuna?
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[sighs] Agent Campbell.
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Undercover man
at a fish-packing plant.
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Eww.
Canned on the job, eh?
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The master list
of SHUSH agents has been stolen.
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These murders were committed
as proof of possession.
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The ransom note.
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The fiend responsible
wants all the tea in China.
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A hawk's talon! That's
the mark of Phineas Sharp,
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the arch enemy
of Derek Blunt!
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Ah! So you are
familiar with Derek.
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Familiar? Ha!
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Isn't everyone? Twenty-three
novels, 16 major motion pictures
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and a whole toy line based
on his secret agent gear!
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And he's the only agent
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who was cunning enough
to capture Phineas Sharp.
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Well, yeah. That too.
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I've taken the liberty of
calling Derek out of retirement.
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You're not officially
under SHUSH jurisdiction,
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but I hope you'll consider
working with him on this case.
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Yes!
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- Whatever you think is best.
- I must caution you,
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don't confuse the man
with the movie character.
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Derek is less...
technical-minded.
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All right, J. Gander.
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What's this nonsense
about getting me a partner?
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How do you... do?
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[Derek] And a
costumed buffoon at that!
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You know I like things simple.
I work alone!
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But, Derek,
this buffoon is...
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[stammering] Uh, Derek Blunt,
meet Darkwing Duck.
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- An honor to meet you!
- Yes, I'm sure.
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Now, Derek,
as an independent operative,
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Darkwing Duck is not on the
stolen list of SHUSH spies.
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Phineas knows your
techniques all too well,
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yet Darkwing Duck will be the
wild card he'll never expect.
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Oh, yeah, that's me all over,
a real wild card!
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Obviously,
the joker of the deck.
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Don't worry, J. Gander.
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He'll come around
when he sees me in action.
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Don't worry about me,
Derek Blunt.
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Whether they be
spies or criminals,
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evildoers everywhere fear me.
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night!
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I am Darkwing Du...!
[screaming]
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[crashing]
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[Darkwing] What happened to your
radar-shielded Lamborghini,
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with the heat-seeking
missile launcher?
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That exists only in the
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unfortunate motion pictures
based on my biography.
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Cheap theatrics
may be your cup of tea,
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but they have no place in a
real agent's life... Darkwing.
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[Darkwing] We're here.
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You're gonna love this.
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It's loaded with all the latest
in criminal-catching technology.
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A good agent works out of
a cardboard box, if need be.
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Well, sure, but does
a cardboard box have...
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...a fully operational
optical decoder with
audio descrambling ability?
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Or a peeping Tom portable super
snapshot surveillance camera
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with a lightweight zoom lens?
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[panting] Pretty cool,
eh, Blunty?
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I'll tell ya, I could take care
of all your case-solving needs!
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With all this equipment,
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any idiot could take care
of my case-solving needs.
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What is needed on this case
is a real agent.
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Any idiot?
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But it's just like the stuff
you used in Goldfeather.
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I told you,
those are just movies!
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Perhaps we can
get to work now
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and examine the ransom note
for any possible leads?
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Yes. Let's. Hmm.
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You'll notice there's a sandy
substance stuck to the edge.
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A sandy substance? [giggles]
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What? Is that
the best you can do? Ha!
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I do not leave deductions
to guesswork.
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A-ha!
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After extensive and painstaking
analysis, I can safely conclude
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that, beyond
a shadow of a doubt,
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this sandy substance is... sand.
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Brilliant. [sniffing]
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This sand could
only have come from
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one particular
corner of the world.
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I don't suppose you have
something so simple as a map
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amongst all these gimmicks?
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Do I have a map? Hoo!
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The sand came from here,
in the Salad Sea.
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There must be
1,000 islands there.
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It'd take years to search them.
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That is where
Phineas Sharp is hiding.
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That is where he sent the note
from. That is where we must go.
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You drew on my map.
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The only island which does not
grow the Gurbstickular tree,
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which was instrumental in
Sharp's first and only capture.
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Now then, we will need
some sort of air transportation.
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He drew on my map.
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She's all juiced up
and ready to stir, DW.
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Where are we headed?
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You mean to tell me you can't
do the flying yourself?
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Blunt, Launchpad.
Launchpad, Blunt.
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I never needed a sidekick.
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What you need
is a bonk on the beak.
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[male cackling]
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Ahh!
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Uh... Uh, SHUSH
has assigned Derek Blunt
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to the case,
just as you wanted, Phineas.
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Excellent, excellent.
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But aren't you afraid that Blunt
might outsmart you again?
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I mean, it was such
a humiliating defeat.
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He didn't outsmart me.
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It was just bad luck
or coincidence.
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He couldn't have known I'm
allergic to Gurbstickular sap.
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And now is
my chance for revenge!
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- Now go away.
- Whoa!
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Derek Blunt. It's time to
make your retirement permanent!
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[cackling]
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Uh, that should be
the island there.
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[Derek] That is
most likely his hideout.
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Sharp was always a slave
to creature comforts.
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Much like you, actually.
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"Much like you, actually."
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OK, Launchpad,
bring us in for a landing.
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[Launchpad] Sure thing, DW!
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[all screaming]
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Are you crazy?!
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Now, Darkwing,
you and your buddy can stay here
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and play with your gimmicks.
I'm the expert on Sharp.
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I'll have him and the
list back within the hour.
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You wanna investigate this with
your Stone Age methods, fine.
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I'll use a trick I learned
from the Derek Blunt movies,
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where they're not afraid
of modern technology.
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This jet pack will fly me
over this jungle in a second.
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Just watch my dust!
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- [laughs weakly]
- [birds calling]
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Irritating... Arrogant little...
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Mr. Legendary SHUSH spy,
thinks he knows everything...
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- [crashing]
- [birds chirping]
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We're wasting time.
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This is what we need, my
mega-vibrating jungle slasher.
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No!
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Now, maybe, we can
make some headway.
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You idiot! The whole island
probably heard that!
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You are not to touch another one
of your ridiculous gimmicks
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without my permission!
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Well, aren't we in a snit.
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Gee, DW, you did
almost kill us.
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So? It's not like anybody died.
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Sharp's hideout
should be just over that rise.
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No problem. I'll check it out
with my ultraviolet...
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No! No more gimmicks!
Do you understand?
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[blabbering]
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Not one! Not even
an eyebrow plucker!
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- Hey, that's mine! You can't...
- [male voice] Over this way!
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Huh?
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Keep your eyes open.
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The boss'll murder us
if we lose another one.
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Down there.
Somewhere in those bushes.
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Any suggestions,
Mr. No Gimmicks?
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A-ha!
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[both exhale heavily]
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- It's two-four, our favor.
- No way!
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Never let
an embezzler keep score.
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What Is this?
Beach Party Bozos?
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We'd better check it out.
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- [up-tempo music plays]
- [indistinct chattering]
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[snoring]
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Look!
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[Darkwing] It's Steelbeak
and Ammonia Pine.
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[Launchpad] Looks like
Ammonia's cleaning up.
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But they're two of Fowl's top
agents. What're they doing here?
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It should be obvious
even to you, Darkwing.
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This resort is a cover.
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Phineas Sharp has
gathered these villains
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in order to auction off
his list of SHUSH agents.
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You mean our list.
We have to get inside.
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We'll need disguises.
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We must blend in completely.
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[Darkwing] I can blend in
as well as the next guy.
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Perhaps, given who
the next guy is.
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Hey, guys,
it's me, Launchpad!
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[laughs] I can tell
you're impressed.
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This disguise is so good,
even I can't tell I'm me.
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Don't say a thing.
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It's a rather
brilliant diversion.
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You two! I suppose you
didn't think I'd notice you.
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Quit goofing off!
Get these bags to their rooms!
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Yes, sir. Right away,
sir, Bags"R"Us!
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And be quick about it!
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Oh, yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
Immediately, right away.
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Ah, Horatio. Tonight's auction
of SHUSH's agent list
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will not only
bring me millions,
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but will also provide the
perfect bait for Derek Blunt.
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Mahh!
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Oh, dear, have someone get rid
of this. The fruit's going bad.
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I gotta warn the guys.
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Darkwing Duck decides
it's a doofus disguise.
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The bellboy bluff
detracts dangerously
from his detective duties.
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And I didn't even get a tip.
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I want everything perfect
for the auction tonight!
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- No detail must be overlooked.
- Quick!
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[Phineas] Dirty laundry
in the hallways.
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This is just the sort of thing
I'm talking about.
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- [panting]
- Dump it.
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[Horatio] Yes, sir.
Right away, sir.
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[both yelling]
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Ha!
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[Derek] This must be
Sharp's stronghold.
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The agent list
is sure to be inside.
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We could waltz through
that door in a heartbeat
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00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,822
with my
lock picking equipment.
247
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,824
But no,
it seems to be missing.
248
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:50,528
Gee, someone must have thrown it
in a lake or something!
249
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,998
A real agent works
with what is at hand.
250
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,938
- Ouch!
- This should be
simple to override.
251
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:00,871
A-ha!
252
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,041
- [beeping]
- Duck!
253
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,075
What?
254
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,277
[explosion]
255
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:10,348
Oh! Next time,
try being more specific.
256
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,690
It just says "gotcha."
257
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,693
Gotcha?
258
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,430
- Get out! It's a trap!
- What're you talking about?
259
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,832
[Phineas] Ahh.
260
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,934
It's just a little game
Derek and I have played
261
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,571
throughout the years.
[cackling]
262
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,507
Your retirement
is slowing you down, Derek.
263
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,077
I'd expected you
15 seconds earlier.
264
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:44,682
- Gotcha.
- [growls] Why, you...
265
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:55,159
[stammers] Guys!
It's a trap!
266
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:01,366
Oh...
I guess you know that.
267
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:09,607
Don't worry, Blunt. I've been
in tougher spots than this!
268
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,743
Of course, I usually wake up
before I find out what happens.
269
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,946
Me too. I hate it
when that happens.
270
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:19,883
You will notice my resort
boasts every modern amenity,
271
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:23,254
including this fabulous
exercise clinic.
272
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,156
Now, before I go,
let me show you
273
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:30,561
some of this room's
special features.
274
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,230
As your friend here
loses weight,
275
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,533
he will rise up on the scale.
276
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,901
[whistle blows]
277
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:40,171
Train's leaving on track nine.
278
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,473
When the balance arm lowers,
279
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,443
the hook will
release this chest pull,
280
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,079
which will fly into
this dumbbell,
281
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:53,851
thereby releasing this Olympic
roller skate and burning candle
282
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,488
to roll down this
cleverly tilted table
283
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:01,058
and come to a stop
at this pile of weights,
284
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,629
directly under
this crucial rope.
285
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,698
The candle will
burn through the rope,
286
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,403
releasing these weights
to which you two are tied.
287
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:17,174
The weights will fall,
stretching you.
288
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:22,813
And after a minute
of excruciating pain...
289
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,716
- [both gulp]
- ...you'll be torn in half.
290
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:30,288
I'd love to stay and work out,
but I have an auction to hold.
291
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:35,092
[yawns, chuckles] Something
about a list of secret agents
292
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:40,831
which will destroy SHUSH
and make me a billionaire.
293
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:48,038
So this is how it ends.
Ripped in two.
294
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,874
And what do I have
to show for it? Nothing.
295
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,076
- No friends, no family.
- [grunting]
296
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,146
I've got nothing
but a bunch of tawdry films
297
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,214
with no artistic merit
whatsoever.
298
00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:00,117
[panting] Yeah, whatever.
299
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,353
I'm sorry
I threw your things away.
300
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,421
Actually, I thought them
more impressive
301
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,691
than the gimmicks
in Live and Let Spy.
302
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:10,561
Gimmicks! That's right, I've got
an acid pellet in my cuff link!
303
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,363
If I can just squirt it
onto the ropes,
304
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,298
the acid will burn
my hands free,
305
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,733
and I can untie us all!
306
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,803
- [Launchpad] All right, DW!
Good plan.
- Oops.
307
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,509
Phew!
308
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,044
It got the table leg!
Now what?
309
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:29,713
[yells]
310
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:33,217
All right!
Ya got the floor goin'.
311
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:36,753
Gee, I don't really see the
point of burning the ropes, DW.
312
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,622
Won't that rip you in half?
313
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,328
[struggling] Got any more...
gimmicks?
314
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,932
A real agent
uses what's at hand.
315
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,299
[crunching]
316
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,544
[Darkwing grunts]
I think I can slip free now.
317
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,550
Oops.
318
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,587
Smashing job!
319
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,089
I've misjudged you, Darkwing.
320
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,125
You saved my feathers.
Thank you.
321
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:18,028
No time for that, Blunty.
We've got to stop that auction!
322
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,398
Let's get dangerous.
323
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,535
Yeah. Let's do it to it.
324
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,940
Uh, guys? Guys!
325
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,541
[all chattering, yelling]
326
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:39,116
Now, now, now. I could hardly
let you pass up the opportunity
327
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:44,955
to collect some excellent
criminal mementos from
my illustrious career.
328
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,425
- [blows raspberries]
- These are priceless souvenirs.
329
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:49,827
[grumbling]
330
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:53,797
And we won't get to the list
until they're sold.
331
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,633
- [crowd quiets]
- That's better.
332
00:18:56,735 --> 00:19:01,872
Now, from the kosher deli caper,
we have Hershel's cat.
333
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,812
Mac, I'm supposed to drop this
here. Where do you want it?
334
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,547
Backstage, I guess.
335
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,187
Now, what do I hear
for this whimsical souvenir
336
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:20,524
from my case
of the udder disaster?
337
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,760
Shall we start at $1,000?
338
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:27,998
[all chanting] Sell the list!
Sell the list! Sell the list!
339
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:32,969
[chanting continues]
340
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:38,409
Oh, very well, we will now
commence the bidding on
the SHUSH list of...
341
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,944
[yelps]
342
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:47,217
Uh.. uh... [stammering]
I'll let Horatio do the honors.
343
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,321
We've got the list,
let's split.
344
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,888
[gunshot]
345
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,793
Don't be a fool, Sharp.
You won't get away with this!
346
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,930
Oh, really? Watch me.
347
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,330
Now, if you'll excuse me,
348
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,733
there are some very
mean people outside,
349
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,502
waiting for their
merchandise!
350
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,380
So this is to be the end
of Derek Blunt.
351
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,950
Quivering in a closet
with a costumed buffoon!
352
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,287
Goodbye, Blunt.
353
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:27,725
Gotcha.
Make a movie out of that.
354
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,094
[cackling]
355
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,941
He's gone.
356
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,344
Pretty clever, you, using
my other acid cuff link
357
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,112
to eat through
the floor like that!
358
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:53,183
Ah, I suppose even a real agent
needs a gimmick or two.
359
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:59,056
Ah, good, everything
seems to be in order.
360
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,694
[yelps]
361
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,196
- Congratulations.
- [snorting] Thank you.
362
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,236
[alarm sounds]
363
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:17,308
But... if they have the list,
then what does...?
364
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,077
"Bread, milk,
marshmallows."
365
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,580
Don't sound like no list
of SHUSH agents.
366
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:25,916
- Sounds like a fake.
- [yells]
367
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,552
[both] Gotcha!
368
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,622
[laughing] Blunty,
did you see Sharp's face
369
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,390
when Hammerhead grabbed him?
370
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,397
It's been quite a while since
I've had this much fun on
a mission.
371
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,500
What, are you kidding?
Ha! This was nothing.
372
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:46,370
All the same,
I hope I wasn't too hard on you.
373
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,439
Aw, no sweat.
374
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,775
[stammers] Sweat. [gasps]
375
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,676
Launchpad.
376
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,879
[approaching footsteps]
377
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,250
Launchpad! Are you all right?
378
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:04,955
Don't worry, guys, I'll be fine
after a little vacation.
379
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:10,828
Hmm, I wonder if this hotel
gives reduced rates.
380
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,380
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
381
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:34,251
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
382
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,322
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
383
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,893
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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