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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Come on, Honker, let's see
what you got. Put it right here.
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- It's out of the park!
- [crashing]
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Gosalyn Mallard.
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Principal Farnsworth?
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So would you say
the pesky perpetrator
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pilfered your plentiful stock
of profitable playthings?
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No. I'd just say
I got robbed.
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All I need is one singular clue
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to the strange disappearance
of your toys.
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Um, what about these?
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Don't bother Darkwing Duck with
questions on dental hygiene.
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This is a clue!
Ah-ha!
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I'd know this logo anywhere.
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It belongs to...
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...my old nemesis Quackerjack.
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- Another clue?
- No. Another crash.
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It's my... sidekick.
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DW, they want you at Gos's school for a parent-teacher conference.
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This is the third time
Gosalyn's been caught
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playing baseball in
the halls, Mr. Mallard.
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Do you know what that means?
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Please have mercy on her!
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She's just a child.
I've been derelict in my duties.
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Punish me.
Not her, not her!
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Mr. Mallard, please,
this really isn't necessary.
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Care for some Brie and crackers?
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No, no, thanks.
Watching my waistline.
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Gosalyn really is a good kid.
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Oh, and I know it's difficult
being a single parent.
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Yes, yes, quite right.
Most difficult.
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I think you might find some
helpful hints in this book,
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The Perfect Parent.
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"Congratulations, reader.
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You're on your way to becoming
the perfect parent."
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What you reading, Dad?
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"The first step in becoming
a perfect parent
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is creating the perfect
home environment."
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Oh, science fiction.
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Why would Quackerjack
be stealing
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all the toys
from toy stores?
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Spite? Revenge?
Large birthday party?
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- [sizzling]
- He's hit every
toy store in town.
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What dastardly deed
is he devising?
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"A perfect parent can never rest
knowing dust bunnies live."
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Move your feet.
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Dad! Why upset
a delicate ecosystem?
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[phone ringing]
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Hello? Oh, hi, Launchpad.
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- Oh, Dad...
- Not now.
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- Daddy's talking on Mr. Phone.
- But Dad!
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What? A hostage situation at
the toy store? I'm on my way!
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[Quackerjack laughing]
That's right, troops.
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The competition's gone.
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Now you can fill those shelves
with Quackerjack toys.
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Oooh!
[laughing]
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Exploding panda? Aisle seven.
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Your plan will never work,
Quackerjack.
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Consumers won't buy...
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...dangerous toys.
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My toys are not dangerous,
merely misunderstood.
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Some are even... educational.
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No, no, no, please, not the...
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Yes! It's the incredibly
dreary Mr. History doll.
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He'll simply bore you to death.
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[laughing]
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In 1803 the
Louisiana Purchase was signed,
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nearly doubling the size
of the country...
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No, no, no!
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Get ready for the
Industrial Revolution!
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[Darkwing] I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the check writer
in the cash-only line.
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I am... obviously all out
of my trademark blue smoke.
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Darkwing Duck!
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I should've known you'd ruin
my fun, you big fat spoilsport.
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[whistling]
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Yeah, ha!
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- Do I really look fat?
- It's playtime!
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Nice doggies, nice doggies!
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I'll be back, Darkwing Duck.
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This calls for the latest
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in state-of-the-art
crimefighting devices.
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Fetch!
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That was no
ordinary doggie bone.
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Where'd he go?
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Sorry, DW, he got away.
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Maybe we could
still catch him.
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Well, I can't right now.
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I've got a roast in the oven.
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Well, maybe we can stake out
the place after dinner.
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I... can't.
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I'm helping Gos
with her homework.
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Principal's orders.
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Monosodium gluteus maximus.
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Monosodium glutamate.
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You know, Gos, I used to be
quite the science whiz.
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Done! We've created
homemade mouthwash.
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Well, it will definitely kill
the germs that cause bad breath.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello. What?!
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Figures. Just when Gos
was finally learning
something useful.
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Sorry, honey, Quackerjack's
at the toy store again.
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- Gotta run!
- Thank you.
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Where are my toys?
They're all gone!
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Oh, but Mr. Quackerjack,
I tried to tell you,
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parents won't buy your toys.
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I couldn't give them away.
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Fiddlesticks!
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Why not try a tasteful
Quackerjack toy?
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Pet the nice doggie, Henry.
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[loud growling]
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Wait, wait! Some would say
my toys are an acquired taste.
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Of course kids would learn
to like my toys
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if their parents didn't
interfere!
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[Darkwing] All right,
Quackerjack, playtime's over.
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Well, if it isn't Darkwing Dud.
I grow weary of this game.
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Whoaaa!
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Ha! And they say
my toys are dangerous.
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My giant inflatable Bobo
punching bag.
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A classic!
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You'll get a bang out of Bobo.
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[laughing]
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You're finished, Quackerjerk.
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[grunting]
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Cleanup on aisle two.
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So much for the
happy clown myth.
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This place will be
blown sky-high.
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Yeah, yeah.
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My correspondence course in
mountaineering really paid off.
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- Hey, you OK, DW?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The old panda broke my fall.
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[bell ringing]
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Well, he nearly
broke my fall,
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and my arm, my leg,
my favorite neck.
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Aw, don't worry, DW.
Why, if anything ever
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happened to you, I'd raise Gos
as if she were my own.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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I... Yeah.
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Thanks for the thought,
old pal,
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but don't give up
your day job yet.
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But what if something
did happen to me?
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Then Gos'd really be out
a perfect parent.
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Dad, I'm home!
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Whoops. Wrong house.
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Would you and your playmates
care for a cookie,
my darling daughter?
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They're made with wholesome
oat bran, of course.
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Dad, are you feeling OK?
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I'm swell, honey.
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Looking forward to spending
some quality time with you,
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my little cutie wutie-pootie
goody-goody-goody pie.
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Dad, not in front
of the guys.
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Hey, bet the guys
would like to stay for supper.
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Zucchini meatloaf.
Mm-mmm. Yum.
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All right! Where's my dad and
what have you done with him?
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[chuckling]
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You little imp. Want to help me
hang my new chintz curtains?
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Uh... Dad, isn't there a whole
crime-riddled city out there
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just begging for
your "quality time"?
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The police will handle it.
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I've given up crimefighting
to become a full-time parent.
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I couldn't do both 100 percent,
so one had to go.
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But Dad, I like things the way
they are... uh, were.
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Nope. I've
made up my mind.
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From now on,
it's just you and me, kid.
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We should have enough
fabric left over.
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- For what?
- Your costume
for the school play.
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What school play?
I'm not in any school play.
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You are now.
And guess who's directing?
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This quality time stuff's
really cramping my style.
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Well, we plastered every pole in
town with fliers for the play.
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- Think that will do it?
- If that doesn't, this will.
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DW!
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Well, my banana-brain friend,
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if parents won't buy my toys,
children will.
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I'll surround myself
with children
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in my ultimate toy utopia!
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They'll recognize me
for my toy genius.
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They'll declare me toy czar!
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But where are you gonna get
the kids, O Mighty Toymaker?
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[sputtering]
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There's a name
for people like you.
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I mean, I know
just the place.
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Didn't think I did,
huh, smarty pants?
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We're going to a school play.
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It's playtime!
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I can't believe my dad
made me give up baseball
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so I could play this stupid
Cookie Crumb Fairy.
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Yeah, this play stinks.
Your dad cut my napalm scene.
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Well...
I kinda like being a rock.
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Do you think I look
like quartz or limestone?
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Look, if we all walk,
nobody gets hurt.
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Pizza Barn, my treat.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Going somewhere,
my little leading lady?
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We can't begin without
the star attraction.
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Places, people. Center.
It's magic time.
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[indistinct grumbling]
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I'm not leaving this spot.
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Whoa!
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Quackerjack!
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Hey, kids, how'd you like
to come with me?
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To a happy place
full of glee.
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No parents, no broccoli
and lots of TV.
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Wouldn't have to do
the stupid play.
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- [all] Yes!
- Don't do it, you guys.
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He's the demented villain,
Quackerjack.
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Did I mention the toys? All the
toys you could possibly want?
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I'm too old for
baby toys, bugle beak.
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- What's in it for me?
- My newest line:
Destructo-toys.
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Cool! Lead the way.
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[all] Yes!
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Come on, squirt!
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All right, Quack,
you asked for it!
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[stammering] You don't scare me.
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I've seen better teeth
on a rusty zipper.
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[chattering]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
without further ado,
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I bring you the
Cookie Crumb Fairy,
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starring that inimitable
impresario, Gosalyn Mallard!
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[cheering]
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Gos, that's your cue.
[nervous laughter]
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Technical difficulties,
I'm sure.
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Nothing to worry about.
One moment, please.
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[booing]
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I know they went
to that pizza joint.
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Wait till I
get my hands on her.
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The crowd's getting pretty ugly
out there. What are we gonna do?
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I'll go get the little...
darlings.
249
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,086
But someone's gotta
hold down the fort.
250
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,956
Oh, no, oh, no, not me.
251
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,825
No, I... I...
252
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:51,095
I just flew in from Duckburg,
and, boy, are my arms tired.
253
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,564
[nervous laughter]
254
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,738
What are you lookin'...
255
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,040
...smiling at?
256
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:06,177
Patience, my grubby
little consumers.
257
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,611
There's toys for all.
258
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,414
I'll take this cool brass
knuckle yo-yo.
259
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,118
Marvelous choice.
That'll be 29.95. No checks.
260
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,654
I've got a quarter...
and some lint.
261
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:22,059
You have to pay for my toys,
you deadbeat delinquents!
262
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,828
- [all gasping]
- But we don't have any money.
263
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:30,134
Eureka! If you make my toys,
I can pay you for your work.
264
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:35,406
- Yeah? So?
- Then you can buy my toys.
265
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:39,343
Oh, this is the
happiest moment of my life.
266
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,083
Why work for money
to buy toys?
267
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,218
Why not just make
our own toys?
268
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,388
Why doesn't that jerk just
keep his money and call it even?
269
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,824
Bookkeeping.
270
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,825
Well, I don't know
about you guys,
271
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,762
but I'm tired of Quackerjack's
fancy bookkeeping.
272
00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:02,032
We're busting out of this joint.
On three. One, two, three!
273
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,569
What about the others, Gos?
274
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,005
Don't worry,
we'll come back with help...
275
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:12,443
...if we can get a certain
perfect parent to drop his mop.
276
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:18,049
- [howling]
- They're getting closer.
277
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,919
[sniffing]
278
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,756
Pepperoni... olives...
279
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:28,092
Thin crust. It's pizza!
280
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,627
This way, guys!
281
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,164
[sniffing]
282
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:39,537
It's no use! Some big oaf's
standing on the grate.
283
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,575
Now where could those...
kids have gone?
284
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,511
That's no oaf.
That's your dad.
285
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,113
Dad? Dad!
286
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,484
Hey, Dad! Down here, Dad!
287
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,654
Gosalyn Mallard! You come out
of there right now, young lady.
288
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,824
I'd be delighted to honor
your wishes, Dad,
289
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,860
but some fat oaf's
standing on the grate!
290
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,129
Don't you talk
to your father that way.
291
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:08,566
You have some respect!
Do I really look fat?
292
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,602
- [howling]
- Dad!
293
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,672
We're trapped in here.
Quackerjack's got us!
294
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,473
Ow!
295
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,844
- Dad!
- Gosalyn!
296
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:25,282
This is no job for a parent.
This is a job for...
297
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,151
No, he retired.
298
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,320
Wait! I can see it now.
299
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,622
The perfect parent
protects his progeny.
300
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,359
Darkwing Duck
makes smash comeback!
301
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:37,194
I'm coming, Gos!
302
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:40,564
Your little friends can watch
their ringleader go first.
303
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,333
Ready...
304
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,402
[gulping]
305
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,338
I... sense a need
for an apology here.
306
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,343
Ready, aim...
307
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,312
[Darkwing] I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
308
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:59,349
I am the quality time
that ruins your playtime.
309
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:02,119
- I am...
- Darkwing Duck!
310
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,421
Oh, now she's on cue.
311
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,791
My, what big guns
you have.
312
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,926
Ooh, I'm shaking.
Ooh, ooh.
313
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,995
Fire!
314
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,333
[coughing]
Ouch.
315
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,469
Eat nutty putty, featherbrain!
316
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,243
Good thing I wore
my Teflon suit.
317
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,081
Attack!
318
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,459
I said, attack!
319
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,431
Here's something
right up your alley.
320
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,236
Strike!
321
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,305
Save the children.
322
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,576
And remember, turn left
when you smell the pizza.
323
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,148
Ew!
324
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,020
Quackster, babe, you really
need to seek professional help.
325
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,325
Sucker shot, Quackerjack.
326
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,294
Now suck gas,
evildoer.
327
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,033
I'll stop it, Darkwing.
328
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,507
It's playtime!
329
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,710
Bummer. There goes
my allowance for a week.
330
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,750
I suddenly have
an irresistible urge to yodel.
331
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,018
Whoa!
332
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,387
[yodeling]
333
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:47,124
I hope you don't think
I'm stringing you along.
334
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:50,361
Could this possibly be
more humiliating?
335
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,632
[Quackerjack] Well, who said
life's not all fun and games.
336
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,767
Darkwing, catch!
337
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:04,008
- [Darkwing] Thanks, Gos!
- Bummer. There goes college.
338
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:07,244
The show's over, Geppetto.
339
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,213
[screaming]
340
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,950
[Quackerjack laughing]
341
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,322
I feel like a meatball
in a spaghetti dinner.
342
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:21,592
Hang tight, Dad.
I'll get you out.
343
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,495
[laughing]
344
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,863
[gasping]
345
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:30,868
Bummer. There goes
the inheritance.
346
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,573
[rumbling]
347
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,642
[yelling]
348
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,445
[screaming]
349
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,614
[both screaming]
350
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,589
[Quackerjack crying]
351
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,994
My kingdom,
broken like a cheap toy!
352
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:03,367
My career is ruined!
There's only one thing to do.
353
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,571
Dad?
354
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:13,744
Don't play with Quackerjack
toys. They're dangerous.
355
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:18,616
Kiss your tail feathers goodbye.
356
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,620
Kiss this, Quackerjack.
357
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,392
Nice shot, slugger!
358
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,661
Ohhh!
359
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,229
- Not.
- Not.
360
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,432
No airbag gets the best of me.
361
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,636
We'll be blown to bits!
362
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,804
No, honey, we'll
probably be smothered
363
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,707
before that happens.
364
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,209
Didn't they cover
reassuring your child
365
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,044
in that book of yours, Dad?
366
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,147
I must have skimmed
that chapter.
367
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,684
I guess this is goodbye.
368
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,886
I tried to be a good parent.
369
00:20:55,988 --> 00:21:01,325
Well, I guess it wouldn't have
killed me to wear that stupid
fairy costume.
370
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:04,961
True. But if I hadn't
given up crimefighting...
371
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,932
Granted. But if I'd
behaved in school...
372
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,069
Gos, can you
ever forgive me?
373
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:15,539
Give me your hand, sweetie.
Give me your hand.
374
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:19,276
- [Darkwing] Wait. What's this?
- It's the mouthpiece.
375
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:24,148
Use your teeth, Dad.
That always works.
376
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,519
I've almost got it.
377
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,156
It's coming, it's coming...
378
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,694
Way to go, Dad.
379
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:41,498
Come on, be honest.
I do look fat, don't I?
380
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,968
Come on, folks.
I know you're out there.
381
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,970
I can hear you breathing.
382
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,442
Places, people. Places.
383
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:56,179
Here, Dad.
I think you dropped this.
384
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:02,319
We superheroes have
unnaturally keen instincts
385
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:03,987
on child rearing,
don't you think?
386
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:07,792
- Yeah.
- Go get 'em, slugger.
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