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**
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All right, everybody!
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Who's ready for
"Billy & 2 Scoops?"
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Stand by for first team.
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- I don't get it.
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The show has always
been called "2 Scoops."
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They can't just add Billy
to the title for no reason.
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- Marcus, honey,
they have a great reason.
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Everyone loves Billy!
- I know I do.
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- But I'm the lead.
So what?
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Billy gets a few laughs.
Now, he's the next Urkel?
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I mean, even Billy's fanclub
is twice the size of mine.
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Well, he's twice as funny.
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- Stop it.
Your dad is so bad.
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- Well, at least
he's not my real dad.
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- You know, you should thank
your lucky stars for that.
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Hmm?
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You'd still be living
in a taxi cab
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if your unhinged father
didn't go to jail.
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Go, take your mark.
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All right.
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We're gettin' ready to go.
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All right, gang,
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we've got
a great show for you today.
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We hope you all...
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- Okay, here we go.
Ready, three, two, one.
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- Mmm.
- Lenny Scoops, you slow down!
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You'll hurt your tummy.
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- Oh, yeah?
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Tell that to my sweet tooth!
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- We have to open
the ice cream store.
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I wonder what's taking
Billy so long?
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- He's so cute!
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Marcus!
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Marcus, it's your line.
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Oh!
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- Oh, my fucking God!
Holy shit!
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- Who's a good boy
now, Billy?
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- God! Oh, shit!
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Line?
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- Hello?
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Anybody in there?
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How the hell am I supposed
to pick up this package?
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- Cross the moat.
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- Hell no! You go.
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- Uh, that water
is gross as fuck.
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I'm not swimming
in that toilet river.
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- This doesn't
make any sense.
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- I'm gonna throw
a rock at it.
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- Oh, great idea, genius.
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Don't you say it.
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Um...
- Oh!
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- Right here.
- I-- I told you so.
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This way.
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- The fuck?
Where are you goin'?
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- You heard the creepy
disembodied voice.
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"This way."
Come on, coward.
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Getting warmer.
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- Now he's giggling.
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I can't believe
you're enjoying this.
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- Oh, come on.
It's like a haunted house.
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The smoke, the creepy lighting.
I'm half expecting
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a vampire to just pop out
of the smoke and say--
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Hello.
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God-- Oh, my God.
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You got me, man.
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Oh, please tell me
you live down here.
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- Oh, no.
- I don't live down here.
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Twist!
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- I don't have time
for this tomfoolery.
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Show yourself.
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Why would I reveal my face?
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You see,
there's power in anonymity.
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- Wait a minute.
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Are you Calypso?
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What?
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- I read that name everywhere.
"Believe in Calypso."
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"Calypso is real."
- Yeah! Are you him?
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- I guess that means yes.
- Huh.
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- Secret compartment.
Choice.
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- Hey, Calypso, I usually
get a supply bump
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when picking up deliveries.
We need gas, man.
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The package
is what you've earned.
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No more, no less,
no free handouts.
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- Well, can we at least
get a peek inside?
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- Or a deep dish
for the road?
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- What are you gonna
do with a dish?
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- It's not a dish, dummy.
It's a pizza.
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Oh, my God.
Have you never had pizza?
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Oh, we have to try it.
It's like, uh--
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imagine a wheel
made of bread and cheese.
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- Oh, fuck. I want that.
- Yeah, we want that.
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- You have what you need.
- Now, get.
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Take it back to Raven
like a good milkman.
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Your San Francisco treat awaits.
Ding ding.
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- This is really well done.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and John, may all
your wishes come true.
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- I mean, I gotta hand it
to that Calypso guy.
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What a showman.
Do you think that steam
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was actually coming
from the pipes,
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or do you think
it was dry ice
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that he filtered in
for ambiance.
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- I'm more concerned
with making it
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to New San Francisco
in one piece.
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Just let me take the wheel.
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- I got it. See?
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We can't go back the way
we came after Topeka,
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so now we're gonna have to go
north and hook back around.
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There's a Pits.
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- Cool.
That sounds awesome.
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Should we stop
at the Taints after?
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- Funny.
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It's an old milkman pitstop.
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You stop off, share intel
on delivery routes,
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gas up, maybe get some chow.
Shit, maybe even a shower.
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- Uh, why the fuck didn't
we stop by one sooner?
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- Well, 'cause there are
only two of them left.
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They have very strict
ground rules.
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Rule one--
don't talk about your job.
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No one cares
what you're moving,
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but what you're getting paid--
that's a different story,
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so we leave it at the door.
- Mmm-hmm.
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- Rule two--
no weapons allowed.
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- Anything can be a weapon.
I stabbed you with a pen.
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What about your hands?
You can strangle, pummel.
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You can thumb-fuck the eyes.
- Your hands aren't that strong.
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- They seem pretty strong to me.
- I'll pull over.
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- Why would you do that?
We're on a schedule.
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Woah! Oh, got it. Oh--
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Roberts for Agent Stone.
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Come in Agent Stone.
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- Go for Stone.
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Agent Stone, sir, it's--
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- Look, this better be about
the mute and the milkman.
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Sir, it's the clown.
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Sweet Tooth hit
our Colorado outpost,
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just like Utah
and the dam.
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He killed everyone and took
the prisoners with him.
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Fuck! Ah! Ugh!
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No. Oh, no.
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Also, not urgent,
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but there was a small snafu
at the motor pool.
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Minor collision,
Jamie and I are fine but--
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Shut up, he doesn't
want to hear it.
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You don't know that.
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Uh, sir, everything's fine.
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- Listen.
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Nevada, Utah, Colorado.
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These are not just
random attacks.
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That smiley faced son of a bitch
is going somewhere.
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**
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- Now, don't go asking
for different drink flavors.
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You get what you get,
and you don't get upset.
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So, eat up
and take your shits.
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Maybe play some
pick-up basketball.
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No snack for you.
You're with me.
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Come on.
- Sure.
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- Harold!
You're in charge.
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- Uh, everything okay?
- Ah, sweet of you to ask.
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Look at my fan club.
Growing every day.
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But not everybody
believed in me.
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We didn't just stop here
for poops and hoops.
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We're here
for something important.
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- What?
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- Closure.
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- Ow! Steering wheel. Ugh.
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- Evelyn leave a love mark?
She likes to play rough.
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- She's not a real girl, John.
- I know.
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- So, this is where
the milkmen hang out.
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Wow, it really is the pits.
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All right,
let's divide and conquer.
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- My thoughts exactly.
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I bless you
an honorary milkman.
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You gas up, I supply up.
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Hey.
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- Hey piss flaps,
I was next.
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- At least get a girl off
before treating her like shit.
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- I outta choke you.
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- Ooh, promise?
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Bye, Grady.
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He's got nothing.
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Tiny little penis.
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You're up.
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- Thanks.
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I thought, uh, weapons
weren't allowed.
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- Oops!
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**
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I haven't seen you
around here.
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Are you taking over
a territory?
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- Oh, no.
I'm here with--
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- Johnny?
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- Mary?
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- Oh, my God.
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- Hmm.
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- Hi.
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You left me for dead,
asshole!
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- I thought you were dead,
asshole!
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- I guess you two
know each other?
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- What--
wait-wait-wait-wait.
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You're with this
son of a bitch?
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How clenched do you think
his butthole is right now?
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- Oh, I'm gonna guess
it's pretty tight.
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- Mm-hm, like a teeny
tiny starfish.
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Did you miss me?
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**
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So seven shots in,
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Johnny bets me he can
surf his car.
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We go out in the parking lot.
He gets Evelyn to 60.
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And as he climbs
through the window, bam!
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His ass ragdolls
on the concrete.
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Just blood pouring
out of his head.
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It's so funny,
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because he told me
that he got that scar
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from a seven-on-one
vulture car chase.
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- That's how I got
the other scar.
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- Mm-hm.
- Uh-huh.
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So, how did you two meet?
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- My mother,
may she rest in peace,
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ran one of the first pits
in sunny San Juan Capistrano.
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When she croaked,
I took over
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and Johnny would pass
through to, um--
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what'cha call it?
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Drain your tank?
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Fill her up.
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Nuzzle the guzzle.
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C'mon, man.
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- Then a gang of burnouts
torched the place.
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A blessing in disguise,
honestly.
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I would've done anything to get
the hell out of there.
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Johnny knows.
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- I heard about the fire.
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- And you didn't
come back for me?
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- They said nobody survived.
- Well this bitch did.
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Luckily, I knew a place
in a church
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where no one
could find me.
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- The bell tower?
Oh, my God.
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I haven't thought about
that place in ages.
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All the bird shit!
- The bird shit!
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Of course that's
what you remember.
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We made love there.
- So now you're a milkman.
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- Mm-hm.
No thanks to you.
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I always wanted
to be a milkman,
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but no one
took me seriously.
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Ain't that right,
Johnny?
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So what's
your story, hm?
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No way
you're driving cars.
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I mean, that ass
is way too perky.
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00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,711
- I'm from the OC where
they cut off body parts
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and wear them
like jewelry.
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- Sounds fun.
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00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,135
Never leave
a woman's glass empty.
255
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,054
Shots on Johnny!
256
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,476
- Yeah, lucky me.
257
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,813
Okay, Quiet.
Look, about Mary...
258
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,441
- Oh my gosh, you weren't
a virgin when I met you?
259
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,861
I could give two soggy dumps
about your ex.
260
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,696
You're dicking around.
We're on a schedule.
261
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,031
- Dicking around?
262
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,324
Before you came up,
I found out
263
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,201
there was a vultures nest
a few clicks from here
264
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,536
that we definitely
would have driven into.
265
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,581
I say we butter up
these milkmen
266
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,458
with a few buttery nips.
267
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,752
Get what intel we can
and get the hell out of here.
268
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,462
- Okay fine.
One more drink.
269
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,922
- Yeah.
270
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,508
Hey, hey, hey!
271
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,093
All right!
272
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,678
Whoa!
273
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,681
- Bloody Mary's a character,
isn't she?
274
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,933
- Bloody Mary, really?
275
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,142
Hey, you're laughing,
276
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,687
but she's made
more runs than anyone.
277
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,730
She'll wipe out
a whole vultures nest
278
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,524
just for craps
and cackles.
279
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,777
Nicknames
mean a lot out here.
280
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,113
We all got one.
281
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,572
Pizza Boy,
282
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,782
Petunia,
283
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,618
Pit Viper.
284
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,496
- Well, I can't wait
to hear yours.
285
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,374
- They call me
Mr. Slam.
286
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,293
- Why?
287
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:40,171
- 'Cause I can crush anything
with my massive penis.
288
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:44,759
Sorry.
289
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,180
You have a shower here?
290
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,306
- Out back.
291
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:53,018
We got everything
to take the road ass
292
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,812
right off of you.
293
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,647
Here.
294
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,399
For your nooks
and crannies.
295
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,444
- Mr. Slam, don't you worry
about my crannies.
296
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,945
- Pizza, baby!
- Pizza, baby.
297
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,363
- Pizza.
- I'm Pizza guy.
298
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:09,492
- Yeah. People love pizza.
You never lose.
299
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,704
- You never trust a guy
that wears a jacket inside.
300
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,205
Yeah,
you fuckin' hang up on him.
301
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,000
- You know,
my parents sent me here
302
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,461
because I got in a disagreement
with my co-star.
303
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,255
Well, actually, they sent me
to the kiddy ward.
304
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,424
And then I moved to
the juvie wellness center.
305
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,843
Oh, and then finally
got bumped up to Blackfield
306
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,261
after I murdered
my roommate.
307
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:31,681
Trust me, that guy
was a psychopath.
308
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,475
- What did he do?
309
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,353
- He thought Chris Kirkpatrick
was the best member of NSYNC.
310
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,396
Are you nuts?
311
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,692
But this-- this is where
I grew up.
312
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,069
It was hard at first.
313
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,653
Nobody came to see me.
314
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,781
Not even my parents.
315
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,575
They said they would,
but they lied!
316
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,164
- You felt alone.
I get it.
317
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,541
- Don't make this
about you, Stuart.
318
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,794
It's unbecoming.
- Sorry.
319
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,715
- Then I got to know
the guys in here.
320
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,926
And guess what?
321
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,845
They were just like me.
322
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,305
Yeah.
323
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,724
Blackfield was
the best ten years
324
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,476
of my 25-to-life.
325
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,440
Hold onto your butt crack.
326
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,109
We're going in.
327
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,698
Home, sweet home.
328
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,200
Huh, still smells
the same.
329
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:46,131
**
330
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,091
- Your co-star was a dog?
331
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,093
- Fuck Billy,
that son of a bitch!
332
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:53,430
Uh, sorry, Mommy.
I-I didn't mean to swear.
333
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,143
Stu, meet my mommy.
334
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,603
Mommy, meet my Stu.
335
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,939
Hi, Wesley.
That's right.
336
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,983
I still won't
call you dad.
337
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,694
- You-you locked
your parents in here.
338
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:13,116
- I wrote.
I tried calling.
339
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,285
They ignored me.
340
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,871
They always ignored me.
341
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:21,124
So when the world ended
and the cell block opened up,
342
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,917
I tracked them down
343
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,045
and I left them
in here to rot,
344
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,881
just like they left me!
345
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:32,510
- You, uh, you got
their attention now.
346
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,516
- Yeah, I do.
347
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,855
Mommy, Wesley,
348
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:47,025
I never wanted to try out
for that sitcom.
349
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,568
I was perfectly happy
350
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,029
doing summer stock
in the Berkshires.
351
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,990
But you needed
a Lexus!
352
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,992
You were my parents.
353
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,995
You were supposed
to be my biggest fans!
354
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,081
And you know what?
355
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,416
I don't need
you assholes,
356
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,878
because I have found
my people.
357
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,048
And those guys
out there?
358
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:14,010
They love me for me!
359
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,726
- It's okay.
360
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,020
- I don't need you!
361
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,241
And that concludes
our tour!
362
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:54,509
**
363
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,552
**
364
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,847
- Ooh, I'd kill
for those areolas.
365
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,015
Bump?
366
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,100
- Uh, nah.
367
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,561
All right.
368
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,187
Ah.
369
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,566
I know that brand.
370
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,901
You lost a finger and you got
the law on your ass?
371
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,404
Are you crazy
or just unlucky?
372
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,072
- Bit of both, I guess.
373
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,575
- Me too.
374
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:19,534
Check it.
375
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,580
- You got those from law?
- A few of them.
376
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,249
Mostly from being
a pedestrian.
377
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,376
After the fire,
I had to start fresh.
378
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:32,589
I got this one from playing
possum with some butchers.
379
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,299
Between you and me,
380
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,634
grilled dude
tastes not that bad.
381
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,889
- Hey,
you're on my shit.
382
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,265
- Oops.
383
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,153
So what's it like
driving with Johnny?
384
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,446
Is it as wet and wild
385
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,239
as he always said
it would be?
386
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:01,368
He would say wet and wild.
387
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,204
Riding with John
is mostly irritating.
388
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,497
I'm sure
I'll get used to it.
389
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,874
It's only been
a couple days.
390
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,043
- You just met and you're
already goin' on rides?
391
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,381
- I mean, just this one job.
392
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,341
Well, must be nice.
393
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,967
Johnny always said
it would be too dangerous
394
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,969
for me to ride with him.
395
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,639
Milkman have
an expiration date,
396
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,641
blah, blah, blah.
397
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,227
Guess I had to
figure it out for myself.
398
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:33,191
- Listen, I wouldn't
read too much into it.
399
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,568
It's not like he lets me
drive his car.
400
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:38,446
- Of course not.
401
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:41,658
But I see the way
he looks at you.
402
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,951
He likes you.
403
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:46,538
Like, like likes you.
404
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,249
But he will never
pick you over that car.
405
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,170
Evelyn is
his ride or die.
406
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,631
Till death do they part.
407
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,259
But what do I know?
408
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,264
Maybe he likes you
behind the wheel.
409
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,891
Or the wheel behind you.
410
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,730
- Naptime's over, fuck-os!
411
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,523
Time to go--
412
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:17,235
**
413
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,739
No! Harold,
why did you kill everybody?
414
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:28,997
**
415
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:31,291
- Oh, shit.
Get down!
416
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,548
- {Carl] It's gonna be maggot
Thanksgiving down there.
417
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,425
- That's a good one, Carl.
418
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,385
Jamie, you and your brother,
back with me to base.
419
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,678
Mike, get another guy.
420
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,806
Double taps on everybody,
collect their weapons.
421
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,266
- Uh-huh.
422
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,769
- And grab the clown's mask.
423
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,896
I want it for my wall.
424
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,230
Let's go.
425
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,649
**
426
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,610
Come on, Ev,
drink up.
427
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,574
Damn, running water
always makes me have to go.
428
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,913
Oh fuck, Mare!
429
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,164
Do you mind?
430
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,458
- No.
431
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:19,631
So Johnny,
what brings you out east?
432
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,591
- Pfft! Are you serious?
- Yeah.
433
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,551
- I mean, come on!
My job!
434
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:26,096
You know I can't
give you the deets.
435
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:29,307
Your job.
436
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,434
John Doe would never
leave California.
437
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,560
It gets too cold,
438
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:36,022
and he doesn't
like goosepimples.
439
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,941
- Maybe it's
a really good job.
440
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,818
- Oh!
- Ooohh!
441
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,278
- Maybe that's why
you need a partner.
442
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,780
- No, okay, it's not
like I recruited her.
443
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,615
She kinda just
fell in my lap.
444
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,325
- Mmm.
- I didn't mean like that.
445
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,119
Look, Quiet saved my ass.
446
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,163
If it wasn't for her,
I'd be road sauce right now.
447
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,332
- Oh, I mean, I've been
doin' it alone for a while.
448
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,084
I seem to be doin' fine.
449
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,211
Oh.
450
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,046
Unless you're gettin' soft.
- Soft--
451
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,257
Oh, okay.
- Yeah, gettin' soft.
452
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,467
- Well, good thing
it's my last run.
453
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:11,224
It's gettin' cold out here.
I'm gonna head in.
454
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,060
- Your last run?
- Huh?
455
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,730
- Come on,
you can tell me.
456
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,565
You used to tell me
all kinds of crazy shit.
457
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,442
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay?
458
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:22,861
And I told you shit, too.
459
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,446
- Well, let's just say
460
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:27,699
I'm gonna get
what I always wanted.
461
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,410
- No.
462
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:36,166
Inside?
- Mmm, oh!
463
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,459
- Hey John!
- Yo!
464
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,585
- Thought you'd wanna know,
465
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,003
Mistress Lane's
about to perform.
466
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:41,546
- I do not wanna miss that!
467
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,007
After the show, I gotta
get back on the road.
468
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,008
- Uh-huh.
469
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,344
- Because
New San Francisco awaits.
470
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:49,304
John-- John!
471
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:50,764
Are you serious?
472
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,140
- Jello, Mare!
473
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:54,601
**
474
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:56,811
Oh, shit!
Oh, I'm good!
475
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,441
- Y'all in the front row,
476
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,818
you're gonna get wet!
477
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:07,697
- So, how's the car?
478
00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:11,576
- She's good, gassed up,
and ready to go.
479
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,204
You smell like fresh forest,
like camping.
480
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,247
- Oh! You're drunk.
481
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,875
- You're drunk!!
And also...
482
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:20,043
I'm drunk.
483
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,253
Slam! Slam! Slam!
484
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,631
- Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!
- Slam? Slam?
485
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:27,759
- Y'all ready to see
this watermelon explode?
486
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,552
Hell yeah!
487
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,346
- Slam!
- Slam!
488
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:38,561
Slam! Slam! Slam!
Slam! Slam! Slam!
489
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:41,773
Slam! Slam! Slam!
Slam! Slam! Slam!
490
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:44,609
Slam! Slam! Slam!
Slam! Slam! Slam!
491
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:47,404
- Shh! Shut the fuck up!
492
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,781
Oh.
493
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:51,574
Gee, Johnny,
494
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:54,411
looks like word got out
about your package.
495
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:55,662
Guess you're not
the only one
496
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:59,082
trying to get inside
New San Francisco, huh?
497
00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:01,626
- You couldn't have
waited one minute?!
498
00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,759
- You told them about
New San Francisco?
499
00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:11,553
What the hell happened
to rule number one?
500
00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:14,305
- This is why we have
rule number two!
501
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:21,730
**
502
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,940
- I told you that was
a fuckin' stupid-ass rule!
503
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,025
- All right, fine!
504
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:27,152
Okay, there's
no need for violence.
505
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,446
I'll give you the package.
506
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,239
But who do
I give it to, huh?
507
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,199
Give it to you?
508
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,827
How about you?
509
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:38,246
Don't tell me you haven't
discussed amongst yourselves
510
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:40,081
who's gonna get it.
511
00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:45,754
Getting in is
a pretty big prize.
512
00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:49,632
- Slam!
513
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:57,265
- Quiet!
514
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:06,316
**
515
00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:08,193
- John!
516
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,710
- Careful, you might
nick yourself.
517
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,170
- Not fuckin' likely.
518
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:37,514
**
519
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,891
- What the hell is
this jacket made of?
520
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:45,438
**
521
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,624
Is this just me,
522
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,751
or is this kinda hot?
523
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:07,961
- It's kinda hot.
524
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,713
- Yeah. Do it.
525
00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,673
Fuckin' do it.
Gimme another scar.
526
00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:14,509
Add it to the fucking pile!
527
00:27:16,177 --> 00:27:19,014
I would have followed
that milkman anywhere.
528
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:22,434
All he had to do was say
"Come with me," but he didn't!
529
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,436
Okay, I suffered
because of him.
530
00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:27,939
So fuck him if he thinks
he can waltz into a better life!
531
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:33,194
- Here's a little
free advice.
532
00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:37,240
Don't let revenge
ruin a second chance.
533
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:45,081
**
534
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,250
- Behind you!
535
00:27:58,053 --> 00:28:00,638
Goddamn, Mary.
536
00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:08,688
**
537
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:11,566
- Hey, Slam!
538
00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:14,277
Nice dong moves.
539
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:19,282
**
540
00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:26,664
**
541
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,750
- Stu! Stu!
542
00:28:30,502 --> 00:28:32,796
I'm so sorry.
543
00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:34,964
I didn't mean to, man.
544
00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:40,011
Holy shit! Shit!
545
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:42,180
I thought
I killed you, man.
546
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:44,349
- You tried to kill me?!
547
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:46,726
- Uh, no?
548
00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:51,439
- No! No, no, no!
- Who did this?!
549
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:53,191
Answer me!
550
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,318
Those were my people!
551
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,488
My fans!
552
00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:00,031
Oops.
553
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:01,616
- Fuck-Fuckin' Stone!
It was Stone!
554
00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:03,034
Stone did this, man!
555
00:29:05,537 --> 00:29:07,789
Please! Please! Please!
556
00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:09,958
I can help!
I can help!
557
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,501
I know where Stone is!
558
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,046
- Wait! Stone hurt you.
559
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:17,173
He can help
hurt him back.
560
00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:25,515
- You want a pet?
Fine.
561
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:28,560
But you clean up after him.
562
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:31,187
'Cause we all know
what I do...
563
00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:33,690
to naughty dogs.
564
00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:45,368
- Here...
You drive.
565
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:48,079
At least till
I sober up.
566
00:29:52,667 --> 00:30:05,805
**
567
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:08,683
They're going
to New San Francisco.
568
00:30:08,725 --> 00:30:12,270
Huh, interesting.
569
00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:15,815
You guys ever shoot
trout in a barrel?
570
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:19,903
The fun part isn't
actually shooting them.
571
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:22,781
It's trapping them
in the barrel.
572
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:25,700
Boy howdy...
573
00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:28,036
do I love a good trap.
574
00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:31,122
**
575
00:30:32,582 --> 00:30:47,138
**
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