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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you
close in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged from
the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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Stay hidden until I
give you the signal.
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Why? 'Cause I think you're
gonna freak people out.
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- Hi, Mom. I'm home.
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Wade, my little hamentashen!
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How long has it been?
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Well, I can tell you
exactly how long it's been.
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Two years, three
months, and 13 days.
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- Not that I'm
marking my calendar.
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Clearly. Uh, listen, Mom,
it's good to be home.
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I-I do have something to...
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'Sup, Wade?
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- 'Sup, Wanda? I
gotta tell you.
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If you're back here because
you lost your squad car again,
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you wanna borrow Mom's Volvo,
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mm, don't bother.
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Volvo is too much
car for you anyways.
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- Wanda...
- Maybe you should just stick to embarrassing yourself
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on the little baby scooter you've
been taking on duty instead.
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- Wanda!
- Know what's embarrassing?
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- What?
- You wearing a windbreaker inside.
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- Oh, Wade.
- There's no wind in here. That's insane!
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I bet my whole life is insane
to a local cop like you
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'cause I'm out there
breaking cases, dude.
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I'm going undercover.
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I'm working for the FBI...!
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What is that? Why do
you say it like that?
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That's how everybody
in the FBI says it.
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Then they should
reprint the jackets.
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That would be so dumb, Wade.
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Why are you here?
Why is she here?
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Yo! I'm here protecting
the SODOTOTUS.
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Okay...
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That's the Secretary of the Department
of Transportation for the United States.
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He's rolling in, and
I'm working his 'cade.
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That means motorcade.
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That's what we call it in
the FBI because it saves
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valuable seconds so we
can save more lives.
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Mm-hmm.
- Are we done?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mom, I need to tell you something.
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- I, uh, brought someone here.
- Oh.
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- Oh! A friend?
- Yes... Oh, well--
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- A girlfriend?
- Mm...
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- Is she Jewish?
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Great Matriarch of
the Whipple clan.
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I bow my head to
you in respect,
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and I thank you for
giving us safe harbor
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in our time of need.
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- Oh...
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Probably shoulda opened with
your introduction in retrospect.
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- It's okay. I'm good. I'm fine.
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So... he's from space.
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Allegedly.
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Yes.
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I do apologize for fainting.
It was very rude of me.
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You're my guest.
Welcome to our home.
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- We will not be here long.
- Yeah, maybe just the night,
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and then we'll be
outta your hair.
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Yo, I don't care
who this guy is,
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I'm still gonna have to
check him for weapons.
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- You dare draw a weapon on me?
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What is this sorcery?
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Wade... Wade!
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- You have a metal
detector on you
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- even when you're not on duty?
- I'm never not on duty, bro.
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- Damn, that's a good line.
- Wanda, he's a guest.
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- Yes, Mom. So...
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- Knuchles--
- Knuckles.
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Knuckles.
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- Knuchles! That's what I said.
- Knuckles.
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- Knuchles. Wade...
- You're not saying that. You're making, like, a "c-h" sound.
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- You're saying "ch."
- Yeah, it's weird.
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It's like-- It's not like a dessert.
- Knuchles!
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Enough. I would so love it
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if you would join
us for dinner.
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A ceremonial meal?
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With the Chief of
the Whipple clan?
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It would be my great honor.
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I'll just put out
two extra places.
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- Wait a minute. It's
not... Is it? Please.
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Join us for Shabbat dinner.
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- No! No!
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- Let me go!
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- Wade, what is happening?
We gotta get outta here.
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For the last few decades, every
single Whipple family Shabbat dinner
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has been nothing but deceit,
betrayal, and violence.
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- So, is he Jewish? Uh,
y-yeah, on his, uh...
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- Half, I think.
- Uh, mother's side?
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- I was about to say, I think so.
- Oh good, oh good.
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I don't know why it's important
that it's the mom's side,
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but just say that it is.
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I don't ask you about the
millions of grapes you eat.
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You leave my
grapes out of this.
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Mom! You made all of
my favorite foods,
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even the ones from the most
obscure Jewish holidays!
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Everything looks so...
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- brown.
- What a feast!
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I am famished, but
where are the grapes?
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They're in the wine, buddy.
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Ah!
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Welcome, everyone. Mm.
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Family members and guests.
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Now... Knuchles.
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- I'm not sure how
much you know...
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- ...about the traditions
of the Jewish people.
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I know very little,
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but I admire your tiny hats.
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- Ha.
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And I assume with
a feast like this,
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the epics must tell
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of your great victories
on the battlefield.
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At first glance, I thought you
to be a malnourished weakling.
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- Oh.
- But when you were cutting that meat,
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I noticed your arms
are quite muscular.
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- Oh.
- Like a warrior!
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Oh! Well.
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Thank you, Knuchles.
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I do Pilates three
times a week.
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- Wade, I like your
friend. Okay. Weird.
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Shabbat is the day of rest.
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It's about home.
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Every Friday, for three hours,
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the Whipple family,
whoever's here,
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sits and eats together
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until the Shabbat
candles burn out.
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And traditionally, the
women of the home...
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The women of the home
light the candles. Wanda?
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- Meh.
- Wanda, if you could help me.
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No way, Mom! I'm
on a work call.
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SODOTOTUS might go
to Macaroni Grill.
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- Wanda.
- What?
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- No phones at the table.
- It's work, Mom!
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- Alright. I'll do it myself.
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Baruch atah Adonai,
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Eloheinu melech ha'olam,
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- asher kidshanu b'mitzvotav...
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- That's my spoon.
- Mm-mmm.
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That's my spoon. It's not your
spoon. Your spoon's over there.
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- No, that's Knuckles' spoon.
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- That spoon in your hand is my spoon.
- Oh.
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- Oh, you know what?
Sorry. That is your spoon.
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Where'd it go? Hey, Nolan
Ryan, where'd you throw it?
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- It went under the little table.
- Hahaha! So fun!
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- It is. It's
awesome. So funny!
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- Ugh. It's gross.
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- Alright. Everyone, dig in.
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- So, Knuchles...
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...tell me about your family.
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My people were killed
by a race of giant owls.
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- Owls?
- I am now the last of my tribe.
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Oh.
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Our tribe has been through
some tough times, too.
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Minus the giant owls.
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- He's basically Jewish.
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- How's the food? Mm!
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Delectable! This soup! Aw.
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- I've never seen balls so plump
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and swollen with flavor.
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Yo, your friend is wild.
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And you say this is fish,
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yet it has the consistency
of a wet sponge.
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I cannot stop eating it.
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Gefilte fish.
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One of our planet's
greatest mysteries.
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Oh, let me get you
some more, sweetie.
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- Now,
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tell me about these owls.
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Hey. How'd you get involved
with this weird alien?
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Look, it's not a big deal,
but I've been working
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with a secret global law
enforcement agency called GUN.
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Actually, you know what?
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- It's a huge friggin' deal.
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There's no government
agency called GUN.
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- That's the fakest name I've ever heard, Wade.
- Hm.
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Plus, if they were
lookin' for people,
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why would they recruit a
small-time cop like you?
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Look, I can't really
talk about it,
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but I happen to know a guy who
knows a guy who knows a guy.
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And I'm doing all this work
pro bono, which means for free.
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- I know.
- It's mostly international stuff,
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but it does tend to point
sometimes intergalactic.
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Way above the FBI pay grade,
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so you probably
wouldn't understand.
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No, I knew what it
is. I've heard of GUN.
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I know what it is,
and I actually...
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I actually know
a guy there, too.
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You know someone from GUN?
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Yeah, I do.
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Mm-hmm. What guy
do you know at GUN.
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Jim...
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Jim Gunagent.
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The GUN agent you know
is named Jim Gunagent?
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Yeah. That's right.
Who do you know there?
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Who's your guy? Oh,
who's your guy at GUN?
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- The guy I know is actually...
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also named Jim, uh, Gunagent,
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so I guess we probably
know the same guy.
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Oh. Cool, cool, cool. So,
I guess we both know Jim.
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I guess we both know
Jim. Cool, cool, cool.
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Wade! Did you know
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that Knuchles almost
destroyed the entire planet,
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and then ended up
helping save it?
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- Yeah, Mom, I was there. Oh.
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And I'd gladly do it again,
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should I need to protect
the Master Emerald.
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Oh! And Wade also contributed.
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Thank you.
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- That's my son. Ooh!
Sounds so important.
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I'm just wondering,
like, what'd you do?
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Like, were you
picking up coffees,
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or were you dropping
off their dry cleaning?
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If you must know what I
did, right at the time
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that the head bad guy was
gonna attack, I said "Hey,"
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and distracted him
for a split second.
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- And then, Sonic really took care of it.
- Sounds highly unlikely!
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Wanda, back off.
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Mom! I'm just asking what
he did on that day, okay?
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And he's saying crazy things!
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I don't know why you always
have to side with him!
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Oh, Wade. No, you, too.
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I didn't even say anything!
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Doesn't matter. I
saw it on your face.
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The two of you. Ugh.
I mean, I swear.
246
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,597
If I could just have
a moment of peace.
247
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,303
- Ow!
248
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,504
- You suck. Sor-- Wade!
249
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:48,174
- Language!
- I'm sorry, Mom, but she sucks so bad.
250
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,376
You suck.
251
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,845
- Ow!
252
00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:54,847
Mom! You wanna
fight? Let's do this.
253
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,549
- Okay, let's go.
254
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,018
So help me God,
do not make me use
255
00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,853
Krav Maga in my own home!
256
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,263
- She's right.
- What is this Krav Maga?
257
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,065
She used to be an instructor.
258
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,734
Krav Maga, Israeli
self-defense.
259
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,002
Pretty hardcore stuff.
260
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:20,272
I see. You train
warriors as well.
261
00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:22,908
You know what?
Wh-Whatever, Mother.
262
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:26,846
Okay, you can't threaten us
with your Jewish karate chops
263
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,381
because I am a federal agent!
264
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:31,684
- Okay? I refuse to
be spoken to like this
265
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,786
from a local police officer!
266
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,689
Federal agent this,
federal agent that.
267
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,990
You know what,
sounds like to me
268
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,025
someone doesn't really
know Jim Gunagent.
269
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,695
- Uh, do you?
- Uh, no because he doesn't exist!
270
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,330
I knew it! You liar!
271
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,366
Yeah, you knew it so much,
you walked right into it.
272
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:50,302
What did I do to deserve this?
273
00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,638
How many years of
Shabbat spent alone?
274
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:53,839
Now, both my children
are finally home,
275
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,040
and this is what I get?
276
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,911
- I'm sorry, Mom. It's--
277
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,180
Oh!
278
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,549
Oh! Ow!
279
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:11,390
Oh, God! Oh!
280
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,192
Oh, I would punch you
in the face right now
281
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,194
if you weren't an adult woman
and I wasn't an adult man
282
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:17,897
and that is just not
accepted. Oh, I hate you!
283
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,167
I'm going to my room!
284
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:26,338
Of course! Just go.
Leave me here. Alone.
285
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,108
Just like everyone.
Just like that...
286
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,943
good-for-nothing schmuck!
287
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,681
He's not a schmuck.
288
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,084
He's my dad.
289
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,663
- Well, I'm glad I came.
290
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,132
Another classic
Whipple family Shabbat.
291
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,908
At least I'm not
all alone this time.
292
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:15,120
♪ The midnight train ♪
293
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,190
♪ Is whining low ♪
294
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:23,062
♪ I'm so lonesome
I could cry ♪
295
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:30,703
♪ I've never seen
a night so long ♪
296
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:36,442
- ♪ When time goes crawling by ♪
297
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:37,676
Hey. It's me.
298
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:41,981
Round up the guys.
Got us an easy catch.
299
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,149
- Mm-hmm.
300
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,285
This one's definitely
gonna run home to mama.
301
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,020
♪ To hide his face and cry ♪
302
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,625
- Um, don't come in here!
303
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:56,328
Wade? Are you injured?
304
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,397
I thought I heard the
quiet sobs of a child.
305
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,066
I know. I don't know what you heard
because everything in here is fine.
306
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,370
I'm just, uh, curled up in
the fetal posish, you know?
307
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,806
My mental health has
never been better.
308
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:10,943
- Your quarters
are fascinating.
309
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:12,611
Yeah?
310
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,581
Oh, yeah.
311
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,951
My old room.
312
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:21,854
- What are these? My posters?
313
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,256
I got all the greats up there.
314
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,625
Stallone, Keanu,
315
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:27,826
Bryan Adams.
316
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,428
Gods.
317
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,896
Ah, yes. I see.
318
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:33,766
This is your
pantheon of heroes!
319
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,435
Yeah. Spent a lot of
time in here alone.
320
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,172
Mostly dealing with my childhood
abandonment issues, but...
321
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:44,043
And who is this magnificent
and powerful man?
322
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,110
Oh, that guy?
323
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:49,014
"'Pistol' Pete Whipple." Wait.
324
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,285
This great bowling warrior
shares your family name!
325
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,953
Yeah.
326
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,589
That's 'cause he's my dad.
327
00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,426
Your father is the champion?
328
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,062
He will be at the tournament?
329
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:06,165
Wade Whipple, is this
why we are going to Reno?
330
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,901
To confront and
dethrone your father?!
331
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:12,271
This quest only
grows more glorious!
332
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,073
What? No--
333
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,342
I didn't know that--
Are you telling--
334
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,744
Start from the beginning
'Cause wait a minute.
335
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:22,614
My estranged father is also gonna
be at the bowling tournament?
336
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,617
- That is news to me.
337
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,453
Uh, definitely didn't
have anything to do
338
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,688
with my decision-making
process in the matter.
339
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,056
I see.
340
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:32,758
What is this?
341
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,094
- That?
342
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:38,597
- You wanna know what this is?
343
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,434
This is my old Discman.
344
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,404
- Plays music. You wanna see something cool?
- Mm-hmm.
345
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,740
"Wadejammerz '99."
346
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:51,143
The single best CD
ever to be burned.
347
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:54,546
This mix is
front-to-back bangers.
348
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,383
I wonder if she still works.
349
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,520
And...
350
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,758
Oh, yeah.
351
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:09,395
Yeah, you don't get quality
like this from the streamers.
352
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,931
Yeah, this is my jam.
You got to hear this.
353
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,199
Hm.
354
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,035
Ah. What does
that mean exactly?
355
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,971
To have a jam?
356
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,440
It's like, um,
your favorite song.
357
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,410
- I don't understand.
358
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:27,246
Like... You don't
have a favorite song?
359
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,781
No.
360
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,151
A jam is like something
that pumps you up.
361
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,519
You know, gets you jacked.
362
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,388
It gives you the courage
and bravery to do things
363
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,624
that are out of the ordinary.
364
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,325
Is it a form of magic?
365
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:43,228
It is a bit like
magic. You know,
366
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,464
I had a friend who, when he
listened to Alien Ant Farm,
367
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:48,200
could lift a Toyota
Corolla over his head.
368
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,370
- Swear to God, on my mom's life.
- Hm...
369
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,772
And this mix you
made, it has jams?
370
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:57,476
Oh, yeah. "Wadejammerz
'99"? Chock full of 'em.
371
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,778
You listen to this mix,
372
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,448
I guarantee you will be uttering
the phrase, "That's my jam."
373
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,818
My dad used to say
that all the time.
374
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,355
Your father. Is he...
375
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:13,759
- the "schmuck" of whom your mother spoke?
- That's the guy.
376
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,727
And he abandoned you?
377
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:19,598
Giving not a second thought
to his own flesh and blood?
378
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:23,202
Discarding his only son like
a piece of worthless junk!
379
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:27,005
Mm, your phrasing is
rather hurtful, but yes.
380
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,842
- Every Friday
afternoon, my dad and I
381
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,877
would drive to
the bowling alley,
382
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:35,180
and we'd listen to this mix...
383
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:38,750
You know, it was our thing,
until it wasn't, but.
384
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:42,488
Hm...
385
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:44,623
And who is this?
386
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,693
Oh. That is... nothing.
387
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,361
Please don't look at that.
Please don't investigate.
388
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:52,297
Now, this is a warrior.
389
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,399
- Who is this?
- Uh, this is actually, um,
390
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,502
just a cardboard cutout of, uh,
391
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,438
Zap from the hit morning
show American Gladiators.
392
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:00,572
Ah, yes.
393
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,675
She definitely belongs in
your pantheon of heroes.
394
00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:05,844
Yeah, yeah, she was a beast.
I've had her since I was a kid.
395
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,679
I actually didn't even know
I still owned it though.
396
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:10,249
But, what are these little
indentations on her shoulders?
397
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,417
Uh, nothing! Definitely not
where I hugged her too hard.
398
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,119
Dessert!
399
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:17,923
- Dessert, everyone!
- Uh, y-you know, y-y-you should go for dessert.
400
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,992
I-I'm not really
feeling like it tonight.
401
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,727
Wade! These marks.
402
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:22,895
They seem to be everywhere.
403
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,197
Okay! Enough time
with Zap. Thank you.
404
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,566
- Okay.
405
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,637
I'm sorry you had to hear that.
406
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,374
- So, I spent the next 14 days
407
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,776
wandering through
an alien desert.
408
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:40,913
My enemies had ambushed
me and left me for dead.
409
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,282
Oh, God! Well, listen.
410
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,350
Joshua wandered for 40 years,
411
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,719
lost in the desert, looking
for the Promised Land,
412
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:50,522
so big whoop about
your 14 days.
413
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,657
No offense.
414
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,625
Is this part of the
Jewish tradition?
415
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,795
To eat pies of
limes that are key
416
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,798
- and watch old movies?
- No, no Jewish. No, no.
417
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,800
- God no.
- Look, I got money to spend...
418
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,702
But we do like a good flick.
419
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,638
This is a Whipple
family tradition.
420
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:09,942
Every Shabbat, after
dinner, we'd eat dessert
421
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:13,145
and then watch a movie till
the candles burned out.
422
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,682
It was nice.
423
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,486
Why has this
tradition been broken?
424
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:22,955
Who knows?
425
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:26,158
Families, they drift apart.
426
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,594
Time. Yeah, well,
427
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,363
I guess this is
what my life is now.
428
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,732
Empty nester. It's pitiful.
429
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,702
You know, every Shabbat, I
light the candles myself.
430
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:39,338
I make the dinner,
the whole schmear.
431
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,307
I even make dessert!
432
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:45,143
And then, I sit back and
watch one of my old movies.
433
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:49,281
You know, even when the kids are
home, they can't be bothered.
434
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,950
Hm...
435
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,318
I don't understand.
436
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:56,421
This young streetwalker
with a heart made of gold.
437
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,491
Why do the others treat
her with such disdain?
438
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,393
Is it so wrong to
walk the streets?
439
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:05,330
Because they are ignorant
and judgmental, Knuchles.
440
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,532
But, you wait.
441
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,101
She'll get the last laugh.
442
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,638
- I was in here yesterday. You wouldn't wait on me.
- Oh...
443
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:16,308
- You work on commission, right?
- Uh, yes.
444
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:19,144
Big mistake. Big. Huge.
445
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,680
I have to go shopping now.
446
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,948
I love her.
447
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:27,886
♪ Pretty woman! ♪
448
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,095
Miss you, Dad.
449
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:52,738
- Shabbat Shalom.
450
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,708
Well, that was a bad idea.
451
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,611
Ow! Why?!
452
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:01,613
You got a price on
your head, Whipple.
453
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,850
And I'm here to collect.
454
00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:15,761
- What's so funny?
Oh, nothing.
455
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:19,664
You just picked a fight with the
most dangerous warrior in the galaxy.
456
00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:21,700
And I'm his favorite student.
457
00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:43,255
That's gonna affect resale.
458
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,791
- We've got company.
459
00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:01,139
What the heck are
you supposed to be?
460
00:24:01,139 --> 00:24:04,075
- Your worst nightmare.
Nice chains, bro.
461
00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:07,045
You look like you popped
out of a '90s video game.
462
00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:09,614
- Where do I put the quarter?
463
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,683
- Smart move, genius!
464
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:14,319
You just broke into
a house full of cops.
465
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:18,557
You wanna give up now, or you want
me to give you about 14 seconds?
466
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,859
- Enough!
- Ah, crap.
467
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:31,169
FBI! Oh!
468
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,158
- Aah!
469
00:24:57,095 --> 00:24:59,397
Told you, loser.
470
00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:07,505
- Your move, creeps.
471
00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:12,577
- Mother Whipple! Knuchles.
472
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:14,646
Protect the candles
at all costs.
473
00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,448
Mm.
474
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,757
♪ Ve-nismecha ♪
475
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:28,960
♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪
476
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,597
♪ Hava nagila ve-nismecha ♪
477
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:36,001
♪ Hava neranena,
hava neranena ♪
478
00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:39,771
♪ Hava neranena venis'mecha ♪
479
00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:43,041
♪ Hava neranena,
hava neranena ♪
480
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:46,411
♪ Hava neranena venis'mecha ♪
481
00:25:46,411 --> 00:25:53,685
♪ Uru achim, belev sameach,
Uru achim, belev sameach ♪
482
00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:56,154
- ♪ Uru achim... ♪
483
00:25:57,956 --> 00:26:01,893
Mom!
- ♪ Belev sameach ♪
484
00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:06,698
- Sorry about the,
uh, house. Mm.
485
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:11,269
- You okay?
486
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:14,306
- Hm.
- Are you happy? Did I miss something?
487
00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:20,779
- My kids finally
came home for Shabbat.
488
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:23,081
- The whole family
came together.
489
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,951
To protect one another,
to care for one another.
490
00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,386
What more could a mother want?
491
00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:33,658
Thank you, Knuchles.
492
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:38,196
This... is the best damn
Shabbat dinner we ever had.
493
00:26:39,497 --> 00:26:42,500
Good Shabbos, sweetie.
You, too, darling.
494
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:45,103
Thanks, Mom.
- Good Shabbos, Mom.
495
00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:20,972
♪ All the small things ♪
496
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:24,409
♪ True care, truth brings ♪
497
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:27,545
♪ I'll take one lift ♪
498
00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:30,715
♪ You're right, best trip ♪
499
00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:33,818
♪ Always, I know ♪
500
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:37,022
♪ You'll be at my show ♪
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♪ Watching, waiting ♪
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♪ Commiserating ♪
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♪ Say it ain't so,
I will not go... ♪
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