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* I eat filet mignons
seven times a day *
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* My bathtub's filled
with Perrier *
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* What can I say
This is the life *
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* I buy a dozen cars
when I'm in the mood *
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* I hire somebody
to chew my food *
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* I'm an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life *
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* They say that
money corrupts you *
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* But I can't really tell *
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* I got the whole world
at my feet *
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* And I think
it's pretty swell *
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* I got women lined up
outside my door *
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* They've been waitin' there
since a week before *
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* Who could ask for more
This is the life *
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* Whaa da whaa da *
* You're dead
for a real long time *
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* You just can't prevent it *
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* So if money
can't buy happiness *
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* I guess
I'll have to rent it *
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* Yeah, every day
I make the front page news *
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* No time to pay my dues *
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* I got a million pairs of shoes
This is the life *
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* That's right, I'm the king
Number one *
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* I buy monogrammed Kleenex
by the ton *
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* I pay the bills
I call the shots *
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* I grease the palms
I buy the yachts *
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* One thing I can guarantee *
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* The best things in life
they sure ain't free *
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* It's such a thrill
just to be me *
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* This is the life *
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* Ahh *
* This is the life **
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[ Horn Honks ]
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Anybody hungry?
[ Arf Arf ]
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Didn't think so.
Just kidding.
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Okay, fellas, food time.
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Bert. Liver, no onions.
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Here you go, Bertie.
There you go.
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And for dessert,
there you go.
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Connie, Mack, you kids wanted
the tuna, hold the Mayo.
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Lovely choice.
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I'm not crazy about
you two living together.
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Marvin, you ordered
the flounder.
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I didn't like
the way it looked,
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so I prepared
something special.
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I think you're
gonna like this.
[ Lips Smacking ]
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And maybe not.
[ Telephone Rings ]
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Okay, here we go.
[ Ringing ]
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- Polly, get that.
- All right.
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Kelly's pet shop.
Polly speaking.
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It's your mother, Johnny.
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- Tell her to hold,
would ya?
- Hang on.
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Thanks, pal.
Hiya, Ma.
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Uh-huh.
I was just feeding
the animals.
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It's probably
just the weather.
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I wouldn't
worry about it.
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It will probably
get better tomorrow.
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If you wouldn't drink
so much, the whole thing
would clear up.
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I'll see you later.
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[ Bell Rings ]
All right, come here.
Hand it over.
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What was that noise?
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It was this
little gadget here.
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Prevents stealing.
Stops guys like you.
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Go ahead. Call the cops.
Let's get this over with.
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Ah, pretty tough, huh?
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Tough enough.
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Yeah?
You like stealing?
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Beats paying for it.
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You think stealing
makes you a big man?
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Bigger than you--
wearing an apron,
feeding monkeys.
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Ha ha ha.
Sit down.
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I'll tell you where
stealing gets you.
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Wake me when
you're through.
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I started out just like you.
Must have been 25 years ago.
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What's going on?
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Don't worry. It'll end
in a couple of minutes.
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It always does this
when I talk about the past.
Anyway, it was 1910.
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Times were good in America.
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There was plenty of everything--
jobs, security, laughs.
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America was in great shape,
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except for
President William Taft.
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Was he a porker.
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He weighed as much
as Teddy Roosevelt and
half of William McKinley.
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Immigrants came
from all over the world,
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looking for a better life.
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And over 97% of them...
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settled in a two-block area
of New York City.
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There used to be a law called
the McCoy Act of 1909.
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It said immigrants
wanting citizenship...
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had to stay
out of their apartments
at least four hours a day...
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and walk the streets
with hats on.
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Most immigrants
didn't find the streets
paved with gold.
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Instead,
they found hard times.
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Nobody had it tougher
than my mom, Mom Kelly.
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She was kind and sweet.
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She had a colorful way
of putting things.
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The Lower East Side--
this really sucks.
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- I was just starting out
in business.
- Hey, kid, you got a paper?
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Hiya, Mom.
Hiya, Johnny.
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Your pancreas
feeling better?
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Don't worry about me.
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Just keep yourself warm.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Oh, God!
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It's the worst July
in years.
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Go on upstairs.
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After I sell these,
we'll celebrate your birthday.
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Ahh.
You're my darling boy.
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Hey, kid, paper here.
Yeah.
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All right. Tribune.
Get your Tribune.
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Get your Tribune.
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[ Horn Honks ]
[ Tires Screech ]
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[ Crash ]
Aah!
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A lousy penny.
Get your Tribune.
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This is my corner.
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Danny Vermin don't move
for nobody, Kelly.
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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It's okay, Officer.
I can handle this myself.
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Stop the car.
I want to see this.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Dundee.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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And no hard feelings.
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You ain't seen
the last of Danny Vermin.
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Hey, kid, come here.
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I like the way
you handle yourself.
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Thanks, mister.
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Do you know
who this man is?
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I give up.
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How'd you like
to make $50?
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Do I have to
break the law?
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If I broke the law,
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it would be like breaking
my mother's heart.
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Okay, kid.
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But if you
change your mind,
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I'll be
at the Club 25.
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[ Baby Crying ]
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[ Heavy Breathing ]
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Dr. Magnus.
How's my mother?
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It's her pancreas again.
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She'll need an operation
immediately.
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How much
will it cost?
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$49.95. This week only.
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Where can I get
that much money?
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Knock over
a gas station.
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Hiya, Tommy.
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Hi, Johnny.
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Hiya, Mom.
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You're a sucker
for a left.
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Take a break.
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I can't.
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I'm a year behind on
Mr. Stevenson's shirts.
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There's a new law
against washing
on your birthday.
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Gosh, Johnny, I really
don't think that's a law.
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You won't find it in
your law books because
I just made it up.
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Look. He colored
Oliver Wendell Holmes purple.
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Isn't that something?
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Only 6 years old.
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Your poor father
would have been proud.
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He wanted you
to be a lawyer.
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He could have used one.
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You'll make something
of yourself, Tommy.
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I'll see that you do.
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No mother
was ever blessed
with two finer sons.
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Happy birthday, Mom.
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Bless the saints!
An ashtray!
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I been thinking of
taking up smoking.
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How does it feel
to be 29?
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I only hope
I reach 30.
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00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:05,056
Are you all right, Mom?
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00:10:05,122 --> 00:10:07,091
I'll be fine.
Go back to work.
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00:10:07,158 --> 00:10:11,128
Don't worry about me.
I'll be all right.
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She needs
an operation.
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If I broke the law,
I'd break my mother's heart.
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$49.95.
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You want to make $50?
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00:10:24,909 --> 00:10:27,278
I just hope
I reach 30.
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I'll be
at the Club 25.
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Sorry, Mom.
It's the only way.
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No more nodding!
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00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:08,786
Place your bets, please.
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00:11:31,642 --> 00:11:33,677
Dundee's gang is here.
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00:11:34,812 --> 00:11:37,214
What's that
bastige want, huh?
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00:11:43,387 --> 00:11:45,156
How's tricks, Moronie?
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00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:48,192
What are you
doing here, icehole?
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00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:52,163
Can't a fellow enjoy
a night out gambling?
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Don't bullshty me.
Search him.
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We're clean.
I don't bear no grudges,
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even though you've
been muscling in
on my territory.
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00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,109
Why, Moronie?
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00:12:05,176 --> 00:12:07,711
It's a free country,
icehole.
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00:12:07,779 --> 00:12:09,446
They're clean, boss.
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00:12:09,513 --> 00:12:13,484
You and the rest of
your bastiges can gamble,
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00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:16,387
but don't try
no fargin trick.
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00:12:16,453 --> 00:12:20,091
Otherwise, you'll wind up
with your bells in a sling.
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00:12:23,027 --> 00:12:26,063
What a mouth
on that guy!
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00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,666
Place your bets, please.
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00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:31,803
Place your bets.
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Hey, kid.
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Paper, mister?
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00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,222
Here you go.
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00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:54,691
Here you are, sir.
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00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,227
Thanks, kid.
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00:12:59,864 --> 00:13:03,567
Nobody move,
and nobody will get hurt.
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00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:05,837
All we want
is Moronie's money.
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00:13:05,903 --> 00:13:08,005
Go ahead, kid.
205
00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:10,574
You fargin sneaky bastige!
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00:13:10,641 --> 00:13:13,610
I going to take your dwork!
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00:13:13,677 --> 00:13:17,414
I going to
nail it to the wall!
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00:13:17,481 --> 00:13:21,485
I going to crush your boils
in a meat grinder!
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00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,921
I cut off your arms!
210
00:13:23,988 --> 00:13:26,958
I shove them
up your icehole!
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00:13:27,024 --> 00:13:29,360
Dirty sum un a batch!
My own club!
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00:13:31,028 --> 00:13:32,964
Mr. Dundee, watch out!
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Lock the fargin door!
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00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,204
We got Dundee!
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Get that lousy kid!
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Oh!
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00:13:54,018 --> 00:13:55,953
Get that kid!
218
00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:59,156
It's only a fargin kid!
219
00:13:59,223 --> 00:14:01,225
Get him!
220
00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:03,560
Give me a gun!
Give me a gun!
221
00:14:07,865 --> 00:14:09,033
Next shooter.
222
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,735
Kid's like a monkey.
Get him!
223
00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:15,306
It's a fargin kid!
Get him!
224
00:14:19,743 --> 00:14:22,479
Hell of
an anniversary, Lou.
225
00:14:22,546 --> 00:14:26,183
I don't believe you guys!
Get him or you all fired!
226
00:14:28,652 --> 00:14:30,687
No, no, no!
227
00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:32,556
Permesso.
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00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:35,326
Say your prayers,
icehole.
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00:14:39,863 --> 00:14:41,498
Oh!
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00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:44,301
Hold it.
231
00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:47,771
Why, you miserable
corksucker!
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00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:51,008
I gonna
get you for this.
233
00:14:51,075 --> 00:14:54,878
Roman Moronie never forget
a fargin face, kid.
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00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:57,014
I'll get you.
235
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,692
You okay, boss?
236
00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:12,329
Yeah. Thanks
to this kid and this.
237
00:15:12,396 --> 00:15:14,165
Thanks a lot, kid.
238
00:15:14,231 --> 00:15:17,234
From now on,
you're my boy.
239
00:15:17,301 --> 00:15:20,237
Yeah, kid, you really
live dangerously.
240
00:15:20,304 --> 00:15:23,040
By the way,
what's your name?
Johnny.
241
00:15:23,107 --> 00:15:26,343
Johnny...
Johnny Dangerously.
242
00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:29,813
I should've
never picked that name.
243
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,848
A name like that
you got to live up to.
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00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:34,051
Act tough.
Put up a front.
245
00:15:34,118 --> 00:15:36,820
I got into a lot of fights.
246
00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:40,191
What's your last name?
Binderhoff.
247
00:15:40,257 --> 00:15:42,626
Don't ever
change that name.
248
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,595
You'll stay
out of trouble.
249
00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:47,264
Anyway, Mom got better.
250
00:15:47,331 --> 00:15:52,303
I didn't do any more jobs
for the Dundee gang.
251
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:56,373
I grew up your average,
poverty-stricken teenager,
252
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,376
thinking about girls,
my hair, girls.
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00:15:59,443 --> 00:16:01,378
[ Music Plays ]
254
00:16:15,592 --> 00:16:19,030
I've never seen
anyone dance like that.
255
00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:24,001
Hi, Dr. Magnus.
How's my mother?
256
00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:26,503
It's her thyroid, Johnny.
What's wrong?
257
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:29,006
We can't find it.
We're gonna have to do
a thyroid search.
258
00:16:29,073 --> 00:16:34,511
How much is that?
You're in luck.
This week, a special--$999.
259
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:37,881
$999?
260
00:16:37,948 --> 00:16:39,783
Talk about bad luck.
261
00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:43,087
There was only one place
I could get that much money.
262
00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:46,890
So I joined
the Jocko Dundee mob
full-time.
263
00:16:46,957 --> 00:16:50,761
Jocko was still at war
with Roman Moronie.
264
00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:54,965
The years didn't soften Moronie.
He continued to murder
the English language...
265
00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:58,001
and anyone who got in his way.
266
00:16:58,069 --> 00:17:00,937
Moronie had rules for his gang.
267
00:17:01,004 --> 00:17:04,841
First, never park
in his private space.
268
00:17:04,908 --> 00:17:07,744
The Dundee gang was more fun.
269
00:17:07,811 --> 00:17:09,813
We did illegal things,
270
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,683
but we never
bothered the public.
271
00:17:12,749 --> 00:17:16,787
Every Christmas, Jocko returned
some cash to the community.
272
00:17:16,853 --> 00:17:18,855
Every chance I got,
273
00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:20,724
I returned
to the old neighborhood.
274
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,727
They looked up to me there
like I was a folk hero.
275
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:27,298
"I love Johnny" T-shirts.
I love Johnny!
276
00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:30,767
Johnny, can I follow
in your footsteps?
277
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:35,439
Sure, kid. Here.
It's burning a hole
in my pocket.
278
00:17:35,506 --> 00:17:37,474
Look, Rosie,
it's Johnny Dangerously.
279
00:17:39,243 --> 00:17:43,247
Mrs. Zimmer,
everybody, over here.
280
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,353
What did I tell you
neighborhood people?
281
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:52,089
Around here,
you're Johnny Kelly,
282
00:17:52,156 --> 00:17:54,658
a law-abiding
nightclub owner,
283
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:57,794
not the notorious gangster,
Johnny Dangerously.
284
00:17:57,861 --> 00:18:01,798
Sure, and I'm the pope.
285
00:18:01,865 --> 00:18:04,335
Hey, Pope.
How'd you know?
286
00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:09,240
Johnny, everybody knows
except your mother
and your brother.
287
00:18:09,306 --> 00:18:11,208
And as far
as we're concerned,
288
00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:13,644
nobody will say nothing.
289
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:16,280
Thanks, Your Holiness.
290
00:18:16,347 --> 00:18:19,550
Build yourself a new gym
at the Vatican.
291
00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:21,685
Ho ho ho ho!
292
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,787
Oh!
293
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:27,158
Ah, bless you, Johnny.
294
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,368
[ Knock On Door ]
295
00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:38,702
Johnny!
296
00:18:39,836 --> 00:18:41,305
Hiya, Ma.
297
00:18:42,273 --> 00:18:45,742
How's my best girl?
298
00:18:45,809 --> 00:18:47,711
Watch that left, Ma.
299
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:52,249
I love him,
but someday I'm going to
knock him on his ass.
300
00:18:54,851 --> 00:18:56,720
What you cooking, Ma?
301
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,155
Beer.
302
00:18:58,222 --> 00:18:59,756
With noodles.
303
00:18:59,823 --> 00:19:01,692
Great idea.
304
00:19:04,261 --> 00:19:06,230
So, Ma, what's new?
305
00:19:06,297 --> 00:19:08,299
Me arthritis,
that's new.
306
00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:12,703
One of the muscles
in me calf is shriveling up.
307
00:19:12,769 --> 00:19:15,672
Also, I'm losing sensation
on the left side of me face,
308
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,842
which I think is the beginning
of a neurological disorder.
309
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:22,679
The rest of me
is in the pink.
310
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:25,482
You got to take
better care of yourself.
311
00:19:25,549 --> 00:19:29,620
I don't want you doing
other people's laundry.
312
00:19:29,686 --> 00:19:33,224
What are you sayin',
give up me career?
313
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,826
Maybe you ought to retire.
314
00:19:35,892 --> 00:19:38,195
Enjoy the golden years, Ma.
315
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,331
Not do this.
316
00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:45,302
Son, I couldn't
consider retiring,
317
00:19:45,369 --> 00:19:50,441
not so long as I can
still give good laundry.
318
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,278
Where's Tommy?
319
00:19:54,345 --> 00:19:57,781
Don't be talking to me
about Tommy.
320
00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,483
Why not?
321
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:03,086
Because I'm leaving
law school.
322
00:20:03,153 --> 00:20:05,956
If this is some joke,
I ain't laughing.
323
00:20:06,022 --> 00:20:10,461
I'm dropping out of law school
so Sally and I can be married.
You can't change my mind.
324
00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:12,329
Do you want this, Sally?
325
00:20:12,396 --> 00:20:14,865
I want whatever
Tommy wants.
326
00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:17,200
He makes
the decisions.
327
00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:20,103
Sally's place
is in the home.
328
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:22,239
I intend to support her.
329
00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:25,976
I'll do anything--
shine boots, drive a hack,
blow glass, anything.
330
00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:28,479
Johnny,
talk sense to him.
331
00:20:28,545 --> 00:20:31,748
Can't you see
you're breaking
your mother's heart?
332
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,617
Why, Tommy?
333
00:20:33,684 --> 00:20:37,654
I can't say it
in front of mom.
334
00:20:37,721 --> 00:20:42,293
Okay. I got some business
to take care of.
335
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:46,229
You meet me at my place--
oh, 10:00, all right?
336
00:20:46,297 --> 00:20:49,800
All right.
You little muskrat.
337
00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:54,371
I'll see you, Sally.
Good-bye.
338
00:20:54,438 --> 00:20:57,574
Ma, don't worry.
I'll straighten
everything out.
339
00:20:57,641 --> 00:21:01,077
Hey, Ma, what's this
in your ear?
340
00:21:01,144 --> 00:21:02,613
$100?
341
00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:09,853
What can't you say
in front of mom?
342
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,921
Nothing, Mom.
343
00:21:10,987 --> 00:21:13,890
I know what you can't say.
You want to get laid.
344
00:21:13,957 --> 00:21:16,427
Mom!
You want to hump
your brains out.
345
00:21:16,493 --> 00:21:19,430
Ba-boom! Ba-boom!
Ba-boom! Ba-boom!
346
00:21:22,299 --> 00:21:23,834
Morning, Pat.
347
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,268
Morning, Johnny.
348
00:21:25,336 --> 00:21:27,304
How's your dear mother?
349
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,673
Much better.
Thanks for asking.
350
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,208
She's such
a wonderful woman.
351
00:21:32,275 --> 00:21:34,311
Yes, she is.
352
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:37,748
She's got
the smile of an angel.
353
00:21:39,082 --> 00:21:44,355
* I love all the many charms
about you *
354
00:21:44,421 --> 00:21:49,460
* Above all,
I want my arms about you *
355
00:21:49,526 --> 00:21:52,228
* Don't be a naughty baby *
356
00:21:52,295 --> 00:21:55,599
* Come to mama, do *
357
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:59,536
* My sweet embraceable *
358
00:21:59,603 --> 00:22:02,739
* You **
359
00:22:02,806 --> 00:22:05,842
Oh, Johnny!
Johnny's here!
360
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,811
Johnny!
361
00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:10,881
Johnny, want to be
my first?
It's my turn.
362
00:22:10,947 --> 00:22:13,316
I'm not wearing a bra.
363
00:22:13,384 --> 00:22:15,318
That makes two of us.
364
00:22:15,386 --> 00:22:17,320
I'm a real blonde.
365
00:22:17,388 --> 00:22:19,390
Check it out Thursday.
366
00:22:19,456 --> 00:22:22,559
How do you do it?
Mutual respect.
367
00:22:22,626 --> 00:22:25,295
Hey, who's
the nightingale?
368
00:22:25,362 --> 00:22:26,763
Some dame.
369
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:29,299
She flew in
from Pittsburgh.
370
00:22:29,366 --> 00:22:30,601
Say, kid.
371
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:33,236
What do they call you?
372
00:22:33,303 --> 00:22:35,171
Impressive.
373
00:22:35,238 --> 00:22:37,708
Her name
is Lil Sheridan.
374
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,075
Thanks.
375
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:43,447
Lil Sheridan, huh?
376
00:22:43,514 --> 00:22:46,750
My name's Dangerously,
Johnny Dangerously.
377
00:22:46,817 --> 00:22:50,421
Do you know your
last name's an adverb?
378
00:22:50,487 --> 00:22:52,823
Hey, I like that.
379
00:22:52,889 --> 00:22:56,326
You got spirit,
spunk, fire, verve.
380
00:22:56,393 --> 00:22:58,361
You got those.
381
00:22:58,429 --> 00:23:01,398
I like those on a woman.
382
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:04,367
Gee. My heart's
all a-flutter.
383
00:23:04,435 --> 00:23:06,403
I'll tell you what.
384
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:09,372
Why don't you
take my card?
385
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,074
Enjoying yourself?
386
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:13,076
You call me tomorrow.
387
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:17,914
Don't be upset
when you don't hear
the phone ringing.
388
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,382
Suit yourself.
389
00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:22,352
I hope this is
helping your morale.
390
00:23:22,419 --> 00:23:24,387
That's the first time...
391
00:23:24,455 --> 00:23:27,323
I had to
take that card back.
392
00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:29,860
I kind of like it.
393
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:40,871
I'll be seeing you.
394
00:23:46,242 --> 00:23:50,346
Does the word "smitten"
mean anything to anybody?
395
00:23:50,413 --> 00:23:51,948
Hey, Johnny.
396
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,349
Hiya, Johnny.
397
00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:54,818
Hiya, Vito.
398
00:23:54,885 --> 00:23:57,688
Better cut down
on that pasta, pal.
399
00:23:57,754 --> 00:24:01,257
I'm starting
the Cambridge diet
on Monday.
400
00:24:01,324 --> 00:24:03,660
Why are you so happy?
401
00:24:03,727 --> 00:24:06,963
I just met an angel.
An absolute angel.
402
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,999
You met Lil, huh?
403
00:24:09,065 --> 00:24:10,967
Sure did, Mr. Dundee.
404
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,869
You see this card?
405
00:24:12,936 --> 00:24:16,006
This card
has been to paradise.
406
00:24:16,072 --> 00:24:17,641
Johnny's in love.
407
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:21,444
You remind me of
me and the wife
20 years ago.
408
00:24:21,512 --> 00:24:24,815
Of course, Mae never
looked like Lil.
409
00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:27,484
Now she
looks like him.
410
00:24:28,685 --> 00:24:31,722
But what am I,
a beauty?
411
00:24:31,788 --> 00:24:35,325
Dames are put on
this Earth to weaken us,
drain our energy,
412
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,961
laugh at us
when they see us naked.
413
00:24:38,028 --> 00:24:41,665
Johnny, meet two new
members of the gang,
414
00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:43,900
Danny Vermin
and Dutch.
415
00:24:43,967 --> 00:24:45,268
Hello, Johnny.
416
00:24:45,335 --> 00:24:47,170
Hiya, Danny.
417
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:50,140
Danny and I
used to fight.
418
00:24:50,206 --> 00:24:52,308
What happened to you?
419
00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:55,211
I fulfilled
a lot of predictions.
420
00:24:55,278 --> 00:24:57,280
I've become a scumbag.
421
00:24:57,347 --> 00:24:58,849
Good, Danny.
422
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:02,653
Many people
never realize what
they want to be.
423
00:25:02,719 --> 00:25:04,788
[ Knock On Door ]
424
00:25:09,826 --> 00:25:12,763
Delivery
for Jocko Dundee.
425
00:25:12,829 --> 00:25:14,765
There's
some postage due,
426
00:25:14,831 --> 00:25:17,901
but I'll
take care of it.
427
00:25:17,968 --> 00:25:20,436
No problem.
428
00:25:20,503 --> 00:25:22,973
What's this?
429
00:25:34,384 --> 00:25:36,152
He sent a robot.
430
00:25:36,219 --> 00:25:40,190
"Dear bastiges,
I hope I got some of you.
431
00:25:40,256 --> 00:25:45,328
"If not, I'll get you
when I take over the Club 25.
432
00:25:45,395 --> 00:25:47,197
Love and kisses,
Roman Moronie."
433
00:25:47,263 --> 00:25:48,732
We got to stop him.
434
00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:51,935
I got something
to stop him.
435
00:25:52,002 --> 00:25:55,205
They made it
for him special.
436
00:25:55,271 --> 00:25:57,741
It's an .88 magnum.
437
00:25:57,808 --> 00:26:00,944
It shoots
through schools.
438
00:26:01,011 --> 00:26:05,315
Vermin, you got too much
sugar in your diet.
439
00:26:05,381 --> 00:26:07,350
Put the gun away.
440
00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:10,721
Maybe I will
and maybe I won't.
441
00:26:10,787 --> 00:26:12,756
Stash the rod, Danny.
442
00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:15,358
You shouldn't
grab me, Johnny.
443
00:26:15,425 --> 00:26:17,861
My mother
grabbed me once.
444
00:26:17,928 --> 00:26:19,429
Once.
445
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,297
What will you do, Johnny?
446
00:26:21,364 --> 00:26:23,166
I'll think of something.
447
00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:27,303
Something clever.
Something unexpected.
448
00:26:27,370 --> 00:26:29,773
Something subtle.
449
00:26:38,048 --> 00:26:40,984
This club
is too fargin small.
450
00:26:41,051 --> 00:26:43,920
How big was the crowd
last night?
451
00:26:43,987 --> 00:26:46,056
Packed. We had to
turn them away.
452
00:26:46,122 --> 00:26:50,193
That's what I mean.
We got to expand
this fargin place.
453
00:26:52,295 --> 00:26:55,331
Knock down that wall,
knock down that wall,
454
00:26:55,398 --> 00:26:57,600
and knock down
that fargin wall.
455
00:26:59,770 --> 00:27:01,672
Now I'm really angry!
456
00:27:01,738 --> 00:27:04,607
This is fargin war!
457
00:27:16,753 --> 00:27:18,689
You must be Tommy.
458
00:27:18,755 --> 00:27:21,725
Uh...
Come in.
459
00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:23,827
Johnny's
expecting you.
460
00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:27,230
Follow me.
461
00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:31,702
Hello, Tommy.
462
00:27:34,337 --> 00:27:35,706
Oh!
463
00:27:35,772 --> 00:27:37,207
Tommy, hey.
464
00:27:37,273 --> 00:27:40,844
Have a seat there,
you little muskrat.
465
00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:45,015
So, Tom...
466
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,951
what's this bull fertilizer
about you quitting law school?
467
00:27:48,018 --> 00:27:51,321
I haven't got
the tits for it.
468
00:27:51,387 --> 00:27:53,223
I mean, the heart.
469
00:27:53,289 --> 00:27:57,327
Tommy, I want you
to pay attention.
470
00:27:57,393 --> 00:28:00,663
I don't understand.
You're tops in your class.
471
00:28:00,731 --> 00:28:03,900
You made the Law Review.
Why get married now?
472
00:28:03,967 --> 00:28:07,838
Because if I don't
get laid, I'll die.
473
00:28:07,904 --> 00:28:10,807
Laid! That's what
this thing's about?
474
00:28:10,874 --> 00:28:13,676
I thought
it was something serious.
475
00:28:13,744 --> 00:28:15,712
It is serious.
476
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,782
I've tried
going to bad girls,
477
00:28:18,849 --> 00:28:21,417
but I'm
too clean-cut.
478
00:28:21,484 --> 00:28:25,756
How do you get laid
in 1930?
479
00:28:25,822 --> 00:28:28,825
Do you think
this is fun?
480
00:28:28,892 --> 00:28:32,362
Do you think
this is a picnic?
481
00:28:32,428 --> 00:28:34,798
This is a bad habit.
482
00:28:34,865 --> 00:28:36,800
It's like drinking coffee.
483
00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:39,770
If I could quit,
I would.
484
00:28:39,836 --> 00:28:41,805
Come in here, Tom.
485
00:28:41,872 --> 00:28:44,908
I want to talk to you.
486
00:28:48,178 --> 00:28:51,247
This is the most
important reason...
487
00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:53,083
why you should wait.
488
00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:56,152
I want to show you something,
489
00:28:56,219 --> 00:29:00,190
something I think
just might open your eyes.
490
00:29:04,795 --> 00:29:09,866
** [ Fanfare ]
491
00:29:09,933 --> 00:29:12,335
Your testicles and you.
492
00:29:13,904 --> 00:29:15,872
Take a good look.
493
00:29:15,939 --> 00:29:18,341
These are
the unlucky ones.
494
00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:23,847
These unfortunate souls
are suffering from E.S.S.--
495
00:29:23,914 --> 00:29:26,716
enlarged scrotum syndrome.
496
00:29:26,783 --> 00:29:29,786
For these poor devils,
it's too late.
497
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:32,322
But there is hope.
498
00:29:32,388 --> 00:29:34,958
Here, at the Atlanta
Genital Institute,
499
00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:38,328
doctors are at work
around the clock...
500
00:29:38,394 --> 00:29:40,596
to cure this
dreaded affliction.
501
00:29:40,663 --> 00:29:43,934
Hi. I'm Dr. Zillman,
502
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,939
and I'd like to talk to you
about your testes.
503
00:29:49,005 --> 00:29:51,942
The human testicle
is not unlike a balloon.
504
00:29:52,008 --> 00:29:55,979
Sometimes it is empty,
and sometimes...
505
00:29:57,247 --> 00:29:59,182
it is full.
506
00:29:59,249 --> 00:30:00,984
And sometimes,
507
00:30:01,051 --> 00:30:03,186
it can explode.
508
00:30:03,253 --> 00:30:05,889
This may help you understand.
509
00:30:05,956 --> 00:30:09,092
Just remember
that your testicles,
510
00:30:09,159 --> 00:30:11,995
when treated
with love and care,
511
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:15,999
will give you years
of maintenance-free service.
512
00:30:18,835 --> 00:30:22,005
But if abused, well...
513
00:30:23,974 --> 00:30:26,009
the inevitable conclusion.
514
00:30:27,277 --> 00:30:31,014
So next time,
do the smart thing.
515
00:30:31,081 --> 00:30:35,451
Don't let anything come between
your testicles and you.
516
00:30:35,518 --> 00:30:37,053
Thank you.
517
00:30:42,558 --> 00:30:44,494
Where are you going?
518
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,429
Back to law school.
519
00:30:49,165 --> 00:30:52,035
** [ Band Music ]
520
00:30:59,042 --> 00:31:01,945
Let's hear it
for the band.
521
00:31:02,012 --> 00:31:04,180
Johnny, great to see you.
522
00:31:04,247 --> 00:31:07,217
I got an announcement
to make.
523
00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:10,686
When I die,
hopefully in my bed...
524
00:31:10,753 --> 00:31:13,056
[ Laughter ]
525
00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:17,961
I want to go knowing
that the Jocko Dundee mob...
526
00:31:18,028 --> 00:31:20,496
will continue
with the traditions,
527
00:31:20,563 --> 00:31:22,365
with the high standards,
528
00:31:22,432 --> 00:31:26,869
that made us
the New York Yankees of crime.
529
00:31:26,937 --> 00:31:28,871
[ Applause ]
530
00:31:28,939 --> 00:31:30,941
For that reason,
531
00:31:31,007 --> 00:31:34,877
I'm naming
as my successor...
532
00:31:34,945 --> 00:31:36,879
Johnny Dangerously.
533
00:31:36,947 --> 00:31:39,749
[ Applause ]
534
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:43,386
I want you
to give a warm welcome...
535
00:31:43,453 --> 00:31:46,522
to a shy,
retiring little lady...
536
00:31:46,589 --> 00:31:48,391
who's come to us...
537
00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:51,027
from a convent school
in Pittsburgh,
538
00:31:51,094 --> 00:31:53,229
Lil Sheridan.
539
00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:09,379
* Over my undies
trimmed in lace *
540
00:32:09,445 --> 00:32:13,216
* I slip on
my black silk disgrace *
541
00:32:13,283 --> 00:32:16,987
* Cut so low,
they'll raid the place *
542
00:32:17,053 --> 00:32:19,956
* I wanna dress dangerously *
543
00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,325
Yeah!
* I need to be reckless *
544
00:32:22,392 --> 00:32:24,460
* I need to be daring *
545
00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:28,064
* I need to take chances
and tempt my fate *
546
00:32:28,131 --> 00:32:30,100
* I need to be foolish *
547
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,767
* Need to be crazy *
548
00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:35,205
* Before it's too late
and I'm out of date *
549
00:32:41,844 --> 00:32:46,916
* I'll feed you sizzling steak
and bootleg gin *
550
00:32:46,983 --> 00:32:50,420
* And chocolate cake
till it's a sin *
551
00:32:50,486 --> 00:32:53,889
* We'll work it off
and keep you thin *
552
00:32:53,956 --> 00:32:57,493
* I wanna eat dangerously *
553
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,229
Woo!
554
00:32:59,295 --> 00:33:02,165
* Sizzlin', Sss *
555
00:33:03,499 --> 00:33:04,567
* Cheers *
556
00:33:09,672 --> 00:33:11,541
* I wanna *
557
00:33:11,607 --> 00:33:13,143
* Dangerously *
558
00:33:13,209 --> 00:33:15,178
* I need to be reckless *
559
00:33:15,245 --> 00:33:17,147
* I need to be daring *
560
00:33:17,213 --> 00:33:20,950
* I need to take chances
and tempt my fate *
561
00:33:21,017 --> 00:33:22,818
* I need to be foolish *
562
00:33:22,885 --> 00:33:24,620
* Need to be crazy *
563
00:33:24,687 --> 00:33:28,591
* Before it's too late
and I'm out of date *
564
00:33:31,961 --> 00:33:36,066
* I'm just a slave
to my desire *
565
00:33:36,132 --> 00:33:40,270
* And not afraid
to play with fire *
566
00:33:40,336 --> 00:33:44,307
* I'll fan your flame
and get it higher *
567
00:33:44,374 --> 00:33:47,877
* I wanna live dangerously *
568
00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,513
* I wanna eat *
569
00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:52,115
* Dangerously *
570
00:33:52,182 --> 00:33:54,684
* I wanna love *
571
00:34:00,223 --> 00:34:05,795
* Dangerously **
572
00:34:18,074 --> 00:34:20,009
There's Johnny.
573
00:34:20,076 --> 00:34:22,512
Oh, he's so cute!
574
00:34:32,722 --> 00:34:34,490
You're holding up traffic.
575
00:34:34,557 --> 00:34:37,660
I figure
that song you sang...
576
00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:40,029
gave me
the green light.
577
00:34:40,096 --> 00:34:42,064
You're off red,
578
00:34:42,132 --> 00:34:44,500
but you're
still on amber.
579
00:34:44,567 --> 00:34:47,670
I hope that light
changes soon...
580
00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:49,505
because my motor's running.
581
00:34:49,572 --> 00:34:52,074
Be careful
you don't overheat.
582
00:34:52,142 --> 00:34:54,610
I'll tell you one thing.
583
00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:56,045
What's that?
584
00:34:56,112 --> 00:34:57,947
You sure can banter.
585
00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:02,985
Then I decided
to leave Pittsburgh
and come here to Chicago.
586
00:35:03,052 --> 00:35:05,655
Uh, Lil?
Yeah?
587
00:35:05,721 --> 00:35:09,959
This ain't Chicago.
We're in New York.
588
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:12,094
You're kidding.
589
00:35:13,095 --> 00:35:15,064
Well, New York,
Chicago...
590
00:35:15,131 --> 00:35:20,102
to a girl on her own,
it's all the same.
591
00:35:21,937 --> 00:35:24,574
I figured mom and dad...
592
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,042
didn't need me
around anymore,
593
00:35:27,109 --> 00:35:29,011
not with
14 mouths to feed.
594
00:35:29,078 --> 00:35:31,581
Your folks had 14 kids?
595
00:35:31,647 --> 00:35:34,617
They ran a kennel.
596
00:35:34,684 --> 00:35:36,452
What about your folks?
597
00:35:36,519 --> 00:35:38,921
My mother
raised us herself.
598
00:35:38,988 --> 00:35:42,325
I never knew
my father or uncle.
599
00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:45,261
I kind of knew
my grandmother.
600
00:35:45,328 --> 00:35:47,330
Didn't know
my grandfather.
601
00:35:47,397 --> 00:35:50,466
Never knew
any of my cousins.
602
00:35:50,533 --> 00:35:52,001
Any pets?
603
00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:54,069
We had a dog.
604
00:35:54,136 --> 00:35:56,038
He ran away
when I was a kid.
605
00:35:56,105 --> 00:35:58,274
Never knew him.
606
00:36:05,114 --> 00:36:07,817
Where the hell are we?
607
00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:15,057
Johnny, I'm falling
in a big way.
608
00:36:15,124 --> 00:36:17,059
You got company, kid.
609
00:36:17,126 --> 00:36:19,128
Where will we land?
610
00:36:19,195 --> 00:36:22,532
When we do,
will our hearts break?
611
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:25,635
There are answers
to these questions,
612
00:36:25,701 --> 00:36:27,169
but first...
613
00:36:41,217 --> 00:36:43,586
Sounds like
Johnny's getting laid.
614
00:36:46,689 --> 00:36:49,124
Moronie was still
on the warpath.
615
00:36:49,191 --> 00:36:51,461
Even getting to work
was an adventure.
616
00:36:52,728 --> 00:36:54,630
Be careful.
617
00:36:54,697 --> 00:36:58,501
There's not
a bullet out there
with my name on it.
618
00:37:01,671 --> 00:37:05,675
I couldn't stand it
if something
happened to you.
619
00:37:05,741 --> 00:37:07,610
Neither could I.
620
00:37:26,796 --> 00:37:28,731
One hippopotamus,
621
00:37:28,798 --> 00:37:30,132
two hippopotamus,
622
00:37:30,199 --> 00:37:31,667
three hippopotamus.
623
00:37:31,734 --> 00:37:32,835
Go!
624
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:34,970
[ Gunfire ]
625
00:37:54,123 --> 00:37:55,558
Wait!
626
00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:57,527
Get him.
627
00:38:05,067 --> 00:38:06,469
Morning, Johnny.
628
00:38:06,536 --> 00:38:08,538
How's your precious mother?
629
00:38:12,342 --> 00:38:14,043
Hee hee!
630
00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:21,417
Whew. You been
out there today?
631
00:38:21,484 --> 00:38:23,085
Pretty rough?
632
00:38:23,152 --> 00:38:25,521
Not as bad
as yesterday.
633
00:38:25,588 --> 00:38:28,123
You'll feel better
if you have a cookie.
634
00:38:28,190 --> 00:38:29,459
Thanks.
635
00:38:29,525 --> 00:38:31,627
All fixed, Mr. Dundee.
636
00:38:31,694 --> 00:38:33,028
Thanks, pal.
637
00:38:33,095 --> 00:38:35,030
Who's that guy?
638
00:38:35,097 --> 00:38:36,499
The plumber.
639
00:38:36,566 --> 00:38:39,001
My bathroom drain
was stuck.
640
00:38:39,068 --> 00:38:43,439
Where's all this
gangland warfare
getting us, anyway?
641
00:38:43,506 --> 00:38:45,575
I want Moronie,
642
00:38:45,641 --> 00:38:50,580
and I'm not
going to rest
until I get him.
643
00:38:51,547 --> 00:38:54,517
Or until he gets you.
644
00:38:54,584 --> 00:38:58,020
Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!
645
00:38:58,087 --> 00:38:59,489
Ow.
646
00:38:59,555 --> 00:39:01,657
Relax, Johnny.
Relax.
647
00:39:01,724 --> 00:39:03,058
Come on.
648
00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:04,994
Heh heh heh!
649
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:08,364
A year from now,
we'll look back
on all this...
650
00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:12,668
and we're gonna have
one big laugh.
651
00:39:12,735 --> 00:39:14,537
Oh, boy.
652
00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:17,507
I really
had to wee-wee.
653
00:39:17,573 --> 00:39:19,008
That's funny.
654
00:39:19,074 --> 00:39:23,012
This bathroom drain
was never stuck before.
655
00:39:26,148 --> 00:39:27,950
Mr. Dundee!
656
00:39:28,017 --> 00:39:29,084
Wait!
657
00:39:34,089 --> 00:39:38,694
Have you got the number
of that other plumber?
658
00:39:38,761 --> 00:39:40,129
Mr. Dundee--
659
00:39:40,195 --> 00:39:42,197
Aah! Oh, my God!
660
00:39:42,264 --> 00:39:45,535
Moronie, what have
you done to me?
661
00:39:45,601 --> 00:39:47,537
Now look, calm down.
662
00:39:47,603 --> 00:39:49,705
Why go on living?
663
00:39:49,772 --> 00:39:51,106
Don't panic.
664
00:39:51,173 --> 00:39:52,575
Calm down?
665
00:39:52,642 --> 00:39:56,178
I have my dork
in my hand!
666
00:39:56,245 --> 00:39:58,714
It's not your dork.
Look.
667
00:39:58,781 --> 00:40:00,182
Thank God.
668
00:40:00,249 --> 00:40:02,685
It's just
the chain handle.
669
00:40:02,752 --> 00:40:03,753
Sure.
670
00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:05,788
Freddy,
you're still here,
671
00:40:05,855 --> 00:40:08,157
you little
baldheaded beauty.
672
00:40:08,223 --> 00:40:10,626
I thought I lost you.
673
00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:14,129
Johnny, this is
a sign from above.
674
00:40:14,196 --> 00:40:16,131
You okay, boss?
675
00:40:16,198 --> 00:40:17,332
Johnny,
676
00:40:17,399 --> 00:40:20,169
I'm retiring before
it's too late.
677
00:40:20,235 --> 00:40:22,237
You remember this?
678
00:40:22,304 --> 00:40:25,007
Take it.
You're the boss now.
679
00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:26,542
Oh, no.
680
00:40:26,609 --> 00:40:29,512
I'm not ready
for the responsibility.
681
00:40:29,579 --> 00:40:32,748
I'm ready.
Forget it, Vermin.
682
00:40:46,996 --> 00:40:48,764
I was on top.
683
00:40:48,831 --> 00:40:50,800
Moronie and I had a truce.
684
00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:53,503
Lil and I
were going strong.
685
00:40:53,569 --> 00:40:57,640
And Ma, between occasional
transplants and bypasses,
686
00:40:57,707 --> 00:41:00,543
her health was improving.
687
00:41:00,610 --> 00:41:04,146
I was on top
of the world.
688
00:41:04,213 --> 00:41:05,948
Great story, pops.
So long.
689
00:41:06,015 --> 00:41:09,585
Wait. I'm getting
to the sad part.
690
00:41:09,652 --> 00:41:13,589
Everything else in my life
was going so well.
691
00:41:13,656 --> 00:41:17,627
I was about to face
my greatest challenge.
692
00:41:26,235 --> 00:41:29,104
Tommy, we're
so proud of you.
693
00:41:29,171 --> 00:41:31,173
We sure are, kid.
694
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,544
I owe it all
to you, Johnny.
695
00:41:34,610 --> 00:41:37,179
This calls
for a picture.
696
00:41:37,246 --> 00:41:39,549
Wait. I'll get
me camera.
697
00:41:39,615 --> 00:41:41,316
Hold this.
698
00:41:41,383 --> 00:41:44,053
Where the hell
is that camera?
699
00:41:50,726 --> 00:41:53,929
Tommy, I want you
to have something.
700
00:41:53,996 --> 00:41:55,898
"Kimball, Pritchert,
and Williston?"
701
00:41:55,965 --> 00:41:58,968
Biggest law firm
in the city.
702
00:41:59,034 --> 00:42:02,437
Call them.
You'll find them
receptive.
703
00:42:02,504 --> 00:42:05,407
Thanks, Johnny,
but I've already decided.
704
00:42:05,474 --> 00:42:07,910
You'll be proud of me.
705
00:42:07,977 --> 00:42:10,846
I'm joining
the District Attorney's office.
706
00:42:10,913 --> 00:42:14,149
Johnny, I'm going to
dedicate my life...
707
00:42:14,216 --> 00:42:16,151
to fighting crime.
708
00:42:16,218 --> 00:42:18,087
Isn't that great?
709
00:42:18,153 --> 00:42:22,157
My brother, who I put
through law school,
710
00:42:22,224 --> 00:42:24,126
is gonna be fighting--
711
00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:26,228
Crime.
crime.
712
00:42:30,232 --> 00:42:32,001
Mom, it's prohibition.
713
00:42:32,067 --> 00:42:35,504
Stop acting like
a fag choir boy.
714
00:42:35,571 --> 00:42:37,206
Here.
715
00:42:37,272 --> 00:42:39,609
To me two
darling sons,
716
00:42:39,675 --> 00:42:42,211
one a famous
nightclub owner,
717
00:42:42,277 --> 00:42:44,013
the other
a crime fighter.
718
00:42:44,079 --> 00:42:47,016
With a father
like Killer Kelly,
719
00:42:47,082 --> 00:42:50,019
it's a miracle
neither of you...
720
00:42:50,085 --> 00:42:52,922
became a piece-of-shit
criminal.
721
00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:55,658
Maybe she was right.
I decided to go legit.
722
00:42:55,725 --> 00:42:59,695
Then I got more bad news
about mom.
723
00:42:59,762 --> 00:43:01,764
About your mom, John.
What is it?
How much?
724
00:43:01,831 --> 00:43:05,567
A blocked salivary
gland--$7,500.
725
00:43:05,635 --> 00:43:07,069
Go ahead.
726
00:43:07,136 --> 00:43:10,439
It'll be good
seeing her spit again.
727
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,407
I returned to crime.
728
00:43:12,474 --> 00:43:16,411
Since I had
the district attorney
on our payroll,
729
00:43:16,478 --> 00:43:18,313
I wasn't worried
about Tommy.
730
00:43:20,282 --> 00:43:22,685
I'm the new Assistant D.A.
731
00:43:22,752 --> 00:43:26,588
I'm ready to join
the war against crime.
732
00:43:26,656 --> 00:43:28,590
The boss in?
733
00:43:28,658 --> 00:43:30,125
In there.
734
00:43:32,862 --> 00:43:35,530
Hi. Tommy Kelly
reporting for work, sir.
735
00:43:35,597 --> 00:43:37,432
Welcome to the team.
736
00:43:37,499 --> 00:43:42,972
I'm proud to be on any team
whose adversary is crime.
737
00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:46,441
That's just what
I wanted to hear.
738
00:43:46,508 --> 00:43:50,980
That's why
we scout law schools
for young idealists.
739
00:43:51,046 --> 00:43:54,549
But why not ease
into the job?
740
00:43:54,616 --> 00:43:56,585
Take a little vacation.
741
00:43:56,652 --> 00:43:59,588
A vacation?
But what about crime?
742
00:43:59,655 --> 00:44:03,158
It'll be here
when you get back.
743
00:44:03,225 --> 00:44:04,960
That's the trouble.
744
00:44:05,027 --> 00:44:07,596
Crime will always be here...
745
00:44:07,663 --> 00:44:10,532
unless something
is done about it.
746
00:44:10,599 --> 00:44:13,635
But Tommy didn't go
on vacation.
747
00:44:13,703 --> 00:44:15,871
He became
a tireless crime fighter.
748
00:44:15,938 --> 00:44:18,908
He fought crime
in the newspapers.
749
00:44:18,974 --> 00:44:22,511
He attacked it
on the radio.
750
00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:24,980
He arrested
every criminal in town.
751
00:44:25,047 --> 00:44:29,551
Then he turned his sights
on my enemy, Moronie.
752
00:44:29,618 --> 00:44:34,724
That Roman Troy Moronie
is responsible for
the Mother's Day massacre,
753
00:44:34,790 --> 00:44:36,692
the Christmas Day slaughter,
754
00:44:36,759 --> 00:44:39,862
the Lincoln's Birthday
mutilation,
755
00:44:39,929 --> 00:44:42,832
and the Groundhog's Day
beheadings.
756
00:44:42,898 --> 00:44:47,102
My client wants to read
a prepared statement.
757
00:44:47,169 --> 00:44:48,470
Go ahead.
758
00:44:48,537 --> 00:44:51,040
I would like to direct this...
759
00:44:51,106 --> 00:44:55,610
to the distinguished
members of the panel.
760
00:44:55,677 --> 00:44:57,679
"You lousy corksuckers.
761
00:44:57,747 --> 00:45:01,183
"You have violated
my fargin rights.
762
00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:04,053
"This sum un om
botching country...
763
00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:08,023
"was founded so
that the liberties...
764
00:45:08,090 --> 00:45:10,960
"of common patriotic
citizens like me...
765
00:45:11,026 --> 00:45:13,595
"could not be taken away...
766
00:45:13,662 --> 00:45:16,131
"by a bunch
of fargin iceholes...
767
00:45:16,198 --> 00:45:17,933
like yourselves."
768
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,169
Thank you very much.
769
00:45:20,235 --> 00:45:22,071
[ Crowd Gasps ]
770
00:45:22,137 --> 00:45:24,439
What do you know about
Benny the Hump,
771
00:45:24,506 --> 00:45:28,210
Roland Carpiti,
and Izzy the Nose
mean to you?
772
00:45:28,277 --> 00:45:29,845
Don't mean a thing.
773
00:45:29,912 --> 00:45:32,281
Recognize this?
774
00:45:32,347 --> 00:45:33,648
No.
775
00:45:33,715 --> 00:45:36,618
Your fingerprints
are on this gun,
776
00:45:36,685 --> 00:45:39,621
which was used
to kill everyone...
777
00:45:39,688 --> 00:45:41,957
in a building
at 110 East 40th Street.
778
00:45:42,024 --> 00:45:44,393
Where do you
get that?
779
00:45:44,459 --> 00:45:47,729
If a train left New York
at 300 miles per hour,
780
00:45:47,797 --> 00:45:50,900
accelerated speed
15 miles per hour,
781
00:45:50,966 --> 00:45:54,937
and traveled
a distance of 683 miles,
782
00:45:55,004 --> 00:45:58,107
what time would that train
reach Chicago?
783
00:45:58,173 --> 00:46:00,776
That's a fargin
silly question!
784
00:46:00,843 --> 00:46:04,113
When, sir?
When would that train
reach Chicago?
785
00:46:07,416 --> 00:46:12,021
This...this weed of crime
that threatens to grow
unchecked...
786
00:46:12,087 --> 00:46:15,024
and choke off
this beautiful flower...
787
00:46:15,090 --> 00:46:18,060
which is our free,
democratic society--
788
00:46:18,127 --> 00:46:22,464
I never thought
this radio stunt
would catch on.
789
00:46:22,531 --> 00:46:27,436
The public sees him
as a knight in shining armor.
790
00:46:27,502 --> 00:46:31,040
This goes through armor,
through the victim,
791
00:46:31,106 --> 00:46:34,609
through the wall,
through a tree outside--
792
00:46:34,676 --> 00:46:37,646
Relax. Kelly has
nothing on us.
793
00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:41,650
Maybe we should wait
till he does, huh?
794
00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:44,686
We kill Kelly
and we'll have trouble.
795
00:46:44,753 --> 00:46:48,891
If Jocko was in charge,
Kelly would have cement loafers.
796
00:46:48,958 --> 00:46:51,393
I'm in charge,
not Jocko.
797
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:53,628
Got it?
798
00:46:53,695 --> 00:46:56,065
Talk sense to the kid.
799
00:46:56,131 --> 00:46:58,733
Get him to play ball.
800
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,171
We'll appeal to his
more practical side.
801
00:47:02,237 --> 00:47:06,675
While you're at it,
buy yourself a second home.
802
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:08,243
Thanks, Johnny.
803
00:47:08,310 --> 00:47:09,578
Sure.
804
00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:13,715
This gang's getting soft.
805
00:47:13,782 --> 00:47:16,785
By letting Kelly
take us apart,
806
00:47:16,852 --> 00:47:19,788
we've become laughingstocks
of the underworld.
807
00:47:19,855 --> 00:47:22,491
I'm embarrassed
to tell people what I do.
808
00:47:22,557 --> 00:47:26,161
I say I'm a barber.
I told somebody
I was a male nurse.
809
00:47:26,228 --> 00:47:29,298
I'm ashamed to admit
I'm a criminal.
810
00:47:29,364 --> 00:47:32,267
We got to do something
about this.
811
00:47:32,334 --> 00:47:34,803
You fellas
really disappoint me.
812
00:47:34,870 --> 00:47:37,639
Look around.
What do you see?
813
00:47:37,706 --> 00:47:40,675
I'll tell you what I see.
814
00:47:40,742 --> 00:47:44,046
I see some guys
doing pretty good.
815
00:47:44,113 --> 00:47:46,648
Manny, you got a sauna?
816
00:47:46,715 --> 00:47:49,218
Yeah,
I got a sauna.
817
00:47:49,284 --> 00:47:50,719
All right.
818
00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:53,655
Ollie, don't you
send your mother...
819
00:47:53,722 --> 00:47:55,624
to Norway every summer?
820
00:47:55,690 --> 00:47:57,092
Yeah, Johnny.
821
00:47:57,159 --> 00:48:00,662
Vito, how many hats
do you own?
822
00:48:00,729 --> 00:48:02,697
Upwards around 180.
823
00:48:02,764 --> 00:48:06,201
180 hats.
That's a lot of hats.
824
00:48:06,268 --> 00:48:07,669
Yeah.
825
00:48:07,736 --> 00:48:10,172
You never
told me that.
826
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:14,709
Tell me another gang
that's got a dental plan.
827
00:48:14,776 --> 00:48:17,646
You know why
we're so successful?
828
00:48:17,712 --> 00:48:19,081
Why, Johnny?
829
00:48:19,148 --> 00:48:21,116
Because we're diversified.
830
00:48:21,183 --> 00:48:24,353
Diversification,
yes, sir.
831
00:48:24,419 --> 00:48:27,522
We're constantly exploring
new areas of crime.
832
00:48:27,589 --> 00:48:30,692
We better because
there's Japanese gangs...
833
00:48:30,759 --> 00:48:34,063
that will do it
faster and cheaper.
834
00:48:34,129 --> 00:48:36,698
There's so much out there.
835
00:48:36,765 --> 00:48:39,734
You can find
something you like.
836
00:48:39,801 --> 00:48:42,671
I like
what I'm doing now.
837
00:48:42,737 --> 00:48:45,074
I enjoy
giving whores work,
838
00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:47,109
loan sharking,
planting bombs.
839
00:48:47,176 --> 00:48:50,912
These are a few
of my favorite things.
840
00:48:50,980 --> 00:48:52,547
Sick. Dumb-ass.
841
00:48:55,217 --> 00:48:57,252
You missed, fuck face.
842
00:48:59,121 --> 00:49:01,190
All right, Vermin.
843
00:49:01,256 --> 00:49:05,094
You're not
getting that back
till you've matured.
844
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,129
Aren't we touchy,
Johnny?
845
00:49:07,196 --> 00:49:11,300
Something going on
between you and Kelly?
846
00:49:14,136 --> 00:49:17,139
Don't hang me on a hook.
847
00:49:17,206 --> 00:49:19,841
My father hung me
on a hook once.
848
00:49:19,908 --> 00:49:22,277
Once.
849
00:49:24,513 --> 00:49:25,714
[ Crash ]
850
00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:27,782
Come on, boys, I'm buying.
851
00:49:27,849 --> 00:49:29,851
Now you're talking.
852
00:49:29,918 --> 00:49:32,587
Hang in there, Vermin.
853
00:49:32,654 --> 00:49:37,126
There's something fishy
with Johnny and that D.A.
854
00:49:37,192 --> 00:49:40,162
I'm gonna find out
what it is.
855
00:49:55,177 --> 00:49:57,279
[ Doorbell Rings ]
856
00:49:59,181 --> 00:50:04,786
I've got enough evidence
to put Johnny Dangerously
where he belongs.
857
00:50:04,853 --> 00:50:08,690
We don't even know
such a man exists.
858
00:50:08,757 --> 00:50:10,192
Until now.
859
00:50:10,259 --> 00:50:13,228
Sir, I have got
conclusive evidence--
860
00:50:13,295 --> 00:50:16,765
notarized depositions,
tire prints, blood samples.
861
00:50:16,831 --> 00:50:18,633
I've got
eyewitness accounts,
862
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:21,203
murder weapons,
fingerprints, recordings.
863
00:50:21,270 --> 00:50:23,172
Hold it. Hold it.
Hold it, kid.
864
00:50:23,238 --> 00:50:25,640
It's flimsy.
It's not enough.
865
00:50:25,707 --> 00:50:30,745
It'll never hold up,
not in a court of law.
866
00:50:30,812 --> 00:50:32,614
Let's put this aside.
867
00:50:32,681 --> 00:50:36,251
We're here to socialize,
not talk shop.
868
00:50:40,889 --> 00:50:43,758
Had enough
milk-fed veal, Tommy?
869
00:50:43,825 --> 00:50:45,727
Yes, sir. Thank you.
870
00:50:45,794 --> 00:50:50,365
Can we get back
to this damaging evidence
on Johnny Dangerously?
871
00:50:50,432 --> 00:50:51,833
No.
872
00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:54,736
Tonight,
I want to talk about...
873
00:50:54,803 --> 00:50:58,140
Tommy Kelly
and his future.
874
00:50:58,207 --> 00:51:00,142
You're engaged,
aren't you?
875
00:51:00,209 --> 00:51:03,712
Yes, to a fine
and decent girl.
876
00:51:03,778 --> 00:51:06,081
We plan to marry soon.
877
00:51:06,148 --> 00:51:09,084
As soon as
you can afford it.
878
00:51:09,151 --> 00:51:10,719
We'll manage.
879
00:51:10,785 --> 00:51:13,222
Oh, I'm sure
you will.
880
00:51:14,889 --> 00:51:17,692
But a little help
can't hurt.
881
00:51:19,161 --> 00:51:21,763
Let me show you
something.
882
00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:24,032
[ Honk Honk ]
883
00:51:24,099 --> 00:51:26,067
[ Ding ]
884
00:51:26,135 --> 00:51:28,069
[ Ring-A-Ling ]
885
00:51:28,137 --> 00:51:30,572
It's time to play ball!
886
00:51:30,639 --> 00:51:34,643
Let's see what's in store
for Tommy Kelly...
887
00:51:34,709 --> 00:51:36,711
if he plays ball.
888
00:51:36,778 --> 00:51:38,613
In a hurry, Sally?
889
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,783
Use this time-saving
microflame oven.
890
00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:45,019
Cook a turkey
in under a day.
891
00:51:45,086 --> 00:51:47,922
In a rut, Tom?
Get away!
892
00:51:47,989 --> 00:51:53,128
Take a trip around the world
on us, twice, aboard the...
893
00:51:53,195 --> 00:51:56,698
[ Toot Toot ]
S.S. Kelly.
894
00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:58,567
And when you return,
895
00:51:58,633 --> 00:52:02,103
move into your own
little love nest.
896
00:52:02,171 --> 00:52:04,406
Plenty of extra
closet space.
897
00:52:04,473 --> 00:52:06,908
Perfect for entertaining.
898
00:52:06,975 --> 00:52:10,212
And on those chilly
winter nights,
899
00:52:10,279 --> 00:52:14,149
Sally can wrap herself up
in this number.
900
00:52:14,216 --> 00:52:17,186
And on those
hot summer nights,
901
00:52:17,252 --> 00:52:21,156
Sally can wrap
herself up in ice.
902
00:52:21,223 --> 00:52:24,359
It's all yours,
if you play ball.
903
00:52:26,728 --> 00:52:28,630
What do you say?
904
00:52:30,199 --> 00:52:33,602
I say I'll see you
behind bars.
905
00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:47,182
[ Ring ]
906
00:52:47,249 --> 00:52:48,550
What's up?
907
00:52:48,617 --> 00:52:51,686
He didn't go for it.
What now?
908
00:52:51,753 --> 00:52:53,154
I'll ask Johnny.
909
00:52:53,222 --> 00:52:56,024
Johnny, what will you do
about Kelly?
910
00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:58,360
[ Mimicking Johnny ]
"Kill him."
He says kill him.
911
00:52:58,427 --> 00:53:02,797
I thought he'd feel that way,
so I've taken care of it.
912
00:53:07,035 --> 00:53:09,238
** [ Music ]
913
00:53:11,540 --> 00:53:14,409
* I'm a sentimental sap,
that's all *
914
00:53:14,476 --> 00:53:16,511
* What's the use of trying
not to fall *
915
00:53:16,578 --> 00:53:18,847
* I have no will,
you've made your kill *
916
00:53:18,913 --> 00:53:21,216
* 'Cause you took
advantage of me *
917
00:53:21,283 --> 00:53:22,917
* I'm just like an apple
on a bough *
918
00:53:22,984 --> 00:53:24,486
* And you're going to
shake me down somehow *
919
00:53:24,553 --> 00:53:26,120
* So what's the use
She cooked my goose *
920
00:53:26,187 --> 00:53:27,021
* When she took
advantage of me **
921
00:53:27,088 --> 00:53:29,157
[ Music Plays Faster ]
922
00:53:29,224 --> 00:53:32,794
Oh, my God!
923
00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:34,696
Whoa!
924
00:53:34,763 --> 00:53:36,865
Aahhh!
925
00:53:36,931 --> 00:53:38,867
Oh, my God!
926
00:53:38,933 --> 00:53:40,569
Oh, my God!
927
00:53:45,874 --> 00:53:47,776
Which one's Tommy?
928
00:53:47,842 --> 00:53:49,711
Got me.
929
00:53:49,778 --> 00:53:51,780
Dr. Michael Hertzberg
to surgery.
930
00:53:51,846 --> 00:53:53,248
This is him.
931
00:53:53,315 --> 00:53:55,784
He's got
his father's eyes.
932
00:53:55,850 --> 00:53:57,719
Give me a pen.
933
00:53:58,887 --> 00:54:00,989
In case they move him.
934
00:54:04,326 --> 00:54:07,228
Hey, Ma.
Is he going to--
935
00:54:07,296 --> 00:54:09,197
I mean, will he--
936
00:54:09,264 --> 00:54:11,300
Croak? No.
937
00:54:11,366 --> 00:54:15,236
Dr. Kaplan says he's
going to be fine.
938
00:54:15,304 --> 00:54:17,205
We Kellys are tough.
939
00:54:17,272 --> 00:54:19,308
What happened?
940
00:54:19,374 --> 00:54:22,944
His brakes failed
leaving the D.A.'s.
941
00:54:23,011 --> 00:54:25,013
His brakes?
942
00:54:25,079 --> 00:54:27,549
I smell a rat.
943
00:54:29,117 --> 00:54:31,520
Get yourself a cab, Ma.
944
00:54:31,586 --> 00:54:35,557
I got a little business
to attend to.
945
00:54:37,158 --> 00:54:40,295
Dr. Hugo Carey, emergency.
946
00:54:40,362 --> 00:54:43,665
This is very nice,
although unexpected.
947
00:54:43,732 --> 00:54:49,571
Well, Winston,
you been on the take
from us all these years.
948
00:54:49,638 --> 00:54:52,507
Just my way
of saying thanks.
949
00:54:52,574 --> 00:54:54,843
That's real generous.
950
00:54:54,909 --> 00:54:56,578
You know...
951
00:54:56,645 --> 00:54:59,180
you've always
seemed to me...
952
00:54:59,247 --> 00:55:03,184
to be more sensitive
than the rest.
953
00:55:03,251 --> 00:55:06,588
We should spend
some time together,
954
00:55:06,655 --> 00:55:10,024
say two weeks
in Puerto Rico.
955
00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:13,595
It's a thought.
It's a thought.
956
00:55:13,662 --> 00:55:16,765
I picked
something up for you.
957
00:55:20,168 --> 00:55:22,637
John...John.
958
00:55:26,207 --> 00:55:28,643
A smoking jacket.
959
00:55:29,778 --> 00:55:31,245
Red.
960
00:55:31,312 --> 00:55:33,114
My favorite color.
961
00:55:33,181 --> 00:55:34,649
Oh.
962
00:55:40,188 --> 00:55:41,590
Mmm! Tasty.
963
00:55:41,656 --> 00:55:44,158
What is this
we're drinking?
964
00:55:44,225 --> 00:55:46,160
Uh...read the label.
965
00:55:46,227 --> 00:55:48,663
I got to make a call.
966
00:55:51,232 --> 00:55:53,067
Malt liquor. Hmm.
967
00:55:55,236 --> 00:55:56,938
[ Galloping ]
968
00:56:00,008 --> 00:56:02,677
Aah!
969
00:56:12,821 --> 00:56:14,088
Yo!
970
00:56:24,232 --> 00:56:26,234
My God.
971
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:30,439
My God, I can see.
I can see!
972
00:56:55,296 --> 00:56:57,265
Hi, honey. I'm home.
973
00:56:57,331 --> 00:56:59,267
Johnny, you're early.
974
00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,970
That's all right,
isn't it?
975
00:57:02,036 --> 00:57:03,472
[ Crash ]
976
00:57:03,538 --> 00:57:07,008
You never missed before.
Is something wrong?
977
00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:08,910
[ Doorbell Rings ]
978
00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,013
Oh, hi, Johnny.
979
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,882
Hi, Mrs. Capone.
980
00:57:13,948 --> 00:57:17,018
Could I borrow
a cup of bullets?
981
00:57:17,085 --> 00:57:19,020
We're a little low.
982
00:57:19,087 --> 00:57:20,922
Al will be pissed.
983
00:57:20,989 --> 00:57:23,958
Maybe Al's gonna
have to stay home tonight.
984
00:57:24,025 --> 00:57:25,527
Gee.
985
00:57:25,594 --> 00:57:28,329
You weren't
very nice to her.
986
00:57:28,396 --> 00:57:30,031
Oh, no?
987
00:57:30,098 --> 00:57:34,569
When's somebody
going to be nice
to Johnny Dangerously?
988
00:57:34,636 --> 00:57:38,006
Look. My own brother's
out to get me.
989
00:57:38,072 --> 00:57:41,009
That psycho Vermin's
out to get him.
The gang's getting antsy,
990
00:57:41,075 --> 00:57:44,946
and the Crime Commission
is breathing down my neck.
991
00:57:45,013 --> 00:57:48,550
I hope that's
for a small grownup.
992
00:57:48,617 --> 00:57:51,119
Nah. Just
wishful thinking.
993
00:57:51,185 --> 00:57:53,087
Ah, maybe someday, kid.
994
00:57:53,154 --> 00:57:55,056
When, Johnny?
995
00:57:55,123 --> 00:58:00,629
When are we going
to stop running
and start living?
996
00:58:00,695 --> 00:58:04,132
With Sally and Tommy
getting hitched
tomorrow,
997
00:58:04,198 --> 00:58:06,568
it got me thinking.
998
00:58:06,635 --> 00:58:09,538
I got an
old-fashioned streak.
999
00:58:09,604 --> 00:58:12,006
I want a normal life.
1000
00:58:12,073 --> 00:58:15,544
Johnny Dangerously
can't live a normal life.
1001
00:58:15,610 --> 00:58:18,012
It ain't in the cards.
1002
00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:21,650
People like me,
we're like shooting stars.
1003
00:58:21,716 --> 00:58:26,020
We cross the sky,
burning hot for one moment,
1004
00:58:26,087 --> 00:58:29,624
and then we plunge
to Earth, disappear.
1005
00:58:29,691 --> 00:58:33,394
Jesus Christ.
I'm starting to upset myself.
1006
00:58:33,461 --> 00:58:37,065
Johnny, it doesn't
have to be that way.
1007
00:58:37,131 --> 00:58:39,100
We can change.
1008
00:58:39,167 --> 00:58:41,069
I don't know, Lil.
1009
00:58:41,135 --> 00:58:43,004
Dare we dream?
1010
00:58:44,138 --> 00:58:45,506
Yeah.
1011
00:58:45,574 --> 00:58:47,508
Hanging curtains,
1012
00:58:47,576 --> 00:58:49,544
ironing shirts.
1013
00:58:49,611 --> 00:58:51,546
Yeah.
Car pools, PTA.
1014
00:58:51,613 --> 00:58:53,514
Sharing
a casserole recipe.
1015
00:58:53,582 --> 00:58:55,550
Putting up shelf paper.
1016
00:58:55,617 --> 00:58:57,986
Johnny,
I love shelf paper.
1017
00:58:58,052 --> 00:59:01,155
A little house,
white picket fence.
1018
00:59:01,222 --> 00:59:03,992
Kids and dogs
in the yard.
1019
00:59:04,058 --> 00:59:07,629
Saying hi to
a neighbor named Fred.
1020
00:59:07,696 --> 00:59:11,733
Maybe there is a rainbow
for us out there.
1021
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,736
Sure, me and Lil had dreams.
1022
00:59:14,803 --> 00:59:17,739
But when you're in crime, kid,
dreams don't always come true.
1023
00:59:24,646 --> 00:59:26,114
Follow him.
1024
00:59:34,322 --> 00:59:37,225
Park it
in this slot here.
1025
00:59:37,291 --> 00:59:39,060
It's for
the handicapped.
1026
00:59:39,127 --> 00:59:42,130
I am handicapped.
I'm psychotic.
1027
00:59:45,634 --> 00:59:48,837
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
1028
00:59:48,903 --> 00:59:51,305
You may kiss the bride.
1029
00:59:57,545 --> 01:00:00,481
You're like
a daughter to me.
1030
01:00:00,548 --> 01:00:03,384
I want to share
something with you.
1031
01:00:03,451 --> 01:00:05,019
What's that?
1032
01:00:05,086 --> 01:00:06,988
I go both ways.
1033
01:00:07,055 --> 01:00:08,923
Oh.
1034
01:00:16,898 --> 01:00:19,000
I'm glad we waited.
1035
01:00:19,067 --> 01:00:19,834
Yes.
1036
01:00:19,901 --> 01:00:22,003
I can't wait anymore.
1037
01:00:22,070 --> 01:00:23,437
Okay, where?
1038
01:00:23,504 --> 01:00:25,339
Some place real close.
1039
01:00:46,227 --> 01:00:50,231
Tommy's excited,
but does he know
about foreplay?
1040
01:00:50,298 --> 01:00:52,200
He'll figure it out.
1041
01:00:52,266 --> 01:00:56,237
When will you follow
your brother's example,
Johnny Kelly?
1042
01:00:56,304 --> 01:00:58,740
Brothers.
Ha ha ha!
1043
01:00:59,741 --> 01:01:02,143
I knew
there was something.
1044
01:01:04,045 --> 01:01:07,015
Oh, leave your face
right there.
1045
01:01:07,849 --> 01:01:09,617
How do you like that?
1046
01:01:09,684 --> 01:01:12,353
Johnny Dangerously
is Tommy Kelly's brother.
1047
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:14,055
What?
1048
01:01:14,122 --> 01:01:17,025
Dangerously
is the D.A.'s brother.
1049
01:01:17,091 --> 01:01:19,393
Ha ha ha!
1050
01:01:24,565 --> 01:01:27,368
That's it?
You little shit!
1051
01:01:27,435 --> 01:01:30,972
* Say hello to Jesus *
1052
01:01:31,039 --> 01:01:35,543
* Take Mr. Jesus
by the hand **
1053
01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:38,880
Hallelujah!
[ Crash ]
1054
01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:43,718
We were waiting
in the car.
1055
01:01:43,785 --> 01:01:46,855
I wondered what happened
to my brother.
1056
01:01:46,921 --> 01:01:50,258
I'm Johnny Kelly's brother,
not Johnny Dangerously's.
1057
01:01:50,324 --> 01:01:54,963
Just a matter of time,
wasn't it, kid?
1058
01:01:55,029 --> 01:01:57,398
Listen.
Just don't tell Ma.
1059
01:01:57,465 --> 01:02:00,068
When I put you
behind bars,
1060
01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:04,839
your picture will be
in every newspaper
in this country!
1061
01:02:04,906 --> 01:02:07,075
Why, Johnny? Why?
1062
01:02:07,141 --> 01:02:12,580
Maybe it's because
that dealer in the sky
shuffles the cards...
1063
01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:15,984
and we just play
what we're dealt.
1064
01:02:16,050 --> 01:02:18,552
It's against the law
to gamble!
1065
01:02:18,619 --> 01:02:20,121
Christ.
1066
01:02:20,188 --> 01:02:22,556
I took an oath
to fight crime.
1067
01:02:22,623 --> 01:02:24,993
I can't go against
my brother.
1068
01:02:25,059 --> 01:02:27,395
We'll settle this
with our fists.
1069
01:02:27,461 --> 01:02:29,230
Whoa! Wait a minute!
1070
01:02:29,297 --> 01:02:32,633
You can't fight me.
I'm too good.
1071
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:34,568
I'll take my chances.
1072
01:02:34,635 --> 01:02:36,204
Okay.
1073
01:02:36,270 --> 01:02:38,606
I win, you quit.
1074
01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:41,209
You win, I quit.
1075
01:02:41,275 --> 01:02:42,743
All right.
1076
01:02:50,985 --> 01:02:53,087
Johnny, take a dive.
1077
01:02:55,589 --> 01:02:57,025
Oh!
1078
01:03:01,062 --> 01:03:04,933
I didn't know
you packed such a wallop.
1079
01:03:04,999 --> 01:03:06,901
All right, Tom, you win.
1080
01:03:06,968 --> 01:03:09,003
I'm going legit.
1081
01:03:09,070 --> 01:03:11,906
Gee, thanks, Johnny.
1082
01:03:13,141 --> 01:03:14,408
Hey!
1083
01:03:14,475 --> 01:03:16,444
All right!
1084
01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:22,016
[ Coughing ]
1085
01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:25,186
This time,
I really was going legit.
1086
01:03:25,253 --> 01:03:28,489
All I had to do
was make the gang understand.
1087
01:03:31,459 --> 01:03:33,394
[ Bang ]
1088
01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:35,496
Who did that?
1089
01:03:35,563 --> 01:03:38,566
Aw, sorry.
Did I get you?
1090
01:03:38,632 --> 01:03:40,534
You ruined the jacket.
1091
01:03:40,601 --> 01:03:42,971
Aw!
See?
1092
01:03:43,037 --> 01:03:45,106
When will we tell
the boys about Johnny?
1093
01:03:45,173 --> 01:03:50,244
As soon as he gets here.
I wanna see the look
on his face.
1094
01:03:50,311 --> 01:03:53,581
[ Coughing ]
1095
01:03:56,217 --> 01:03:59,220
You're not doing
yourself any good.
1096
01:03:59,287 --> 01:04:04,258
And for you kids out there
who are thinking about smoking,
1097
01:04:04,325 --> 01:04:05,726
don't start.
1098
01:04:05,793 --> 01:04:08,162
And if you started, stop.
1099
01:04:08,229 --> 01:04:11,132
Smoking don't
make you look tough.
1100
01:04:11,199 --> 01:04:13,767
It makes you look stupid.
1101
01:04:13,834 --> 01:04:17,105
Put chewing gum
in your mouth instead.
1102
01:04:17,171 --> 01:04:19,207
That's what Johnny does.
1103
01:04:19,273 --> 01:04:25,213
Smoking is the worst thing
you can do to your body.
1104
01:04:25,279 --> 01:04:27,248
Huh uh ya!
1105
01:04:27,315 --> 01:04:28,782
See?
1106
01:04:28,849 --> 01:04:31,185
Hey, Johnny,
let's have it.
1107
01:04:31,252 --> 01:04:34,388
I'll be late
for target practice.
1108
01:04:34,455 --> 01:04:36,824
There's an opera
letting out.
1109
01:04:36,891 --> 01:04:38,292
All right.
1110
01:04:38,359 --> 01:04:40,962
- Johnny Dangerously's
going legit.
- Le what?
1111
01:04:41,029 --> 01:04:43,331
Legit.
Le why?
1112
01:04:43,397 --> 01:04:46,767
Because Johnny Dangerously
is Johnny Kelly,
1113
01:04:46,834 --> 01:04:48,970
D.A. Tommy Kelly's brother.
1114
01:04:53,975 --> 01:04:56,177
Johnny,
is this true?
1115
01:04:56,244 --> 01:04:59,047
I don't know
how to react.
1116
01:04:59,113 --> 01:05:02,716
Yeah, kid, it is true.
1117
01:05:02,783 --> 01:05:05,053
Tommy Kelly
is my brother.
1118
01:05:05,119 --> 01:05:07,121
I'm proud of him.
1119
01:05:07,188 --> 01:05:09,723
Sure. You worked
with him,
1120
01:05:09,790 --> 01:05:12,093
helping him
in his career.
1121
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,695
Now that he's on top,
1122
01:05:14,762 --> 01:05:17,731
you're running out
on us.
1123
01:05:17,798 --> 01:05:20,668
You don't care
about crime.
1124
01:05:20,734 --> 01:05:22,103
That's right.
1125
01:05:22,170 --> 01:05:24,572
I don't care about crime?
1126
01:05:24,638 --> 01:05:29,177
I've been devoted
to crime since I was 12.
1127
01:05:29,243 --> 01:05:33,681
I think we ought to
enjoy what we got.
1128
01:05:33,747 --> 01:05:35,749
We got plenty.
1129
01:05:35,816 --> 01:05:38,586
I'm closing
this store for good.
1130
01:05:38,652 --> 01:05:42,123
Well, I'm reopening it
under new management.
1131
01:05:42,190 --> 01:05:44,158
Oh, no, you're not.
1132
01:05:44,225 --> 01:05:48,196
You don't have the keys,
and I do.
1133
01:05:48,262 --> 01:05:51,732
I'm giving them
to the crime commissioner.
1134
01:05:51,799 --> 01:05:54,168
And us with them, huh?
1135
01:05:54,235 --> 01:05:57,305
I knew it.
He's turning squealer.
1136
01:05:57,371 --> 01:05:59,207
You know,
1137
01:05:59,273 --> 01:06:02,310
I'm bored
with slapping you around.
1138
01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:04,645
Bores me.
1139
01:06:06,814 --> 01:06:08,749
Don't worry, fellas.
1140
01:06:08,816 --> 01:06:11,752
You guys are in the clear.
1141
01:06:11,819 --> 01:06:13,721
It's me they're after.
1142
01:06:13,787 --> 01:06:15,556
[ Coughing ]
1143
01:06:18,326 --> 01:06:21,662
Dirty Jew,
shanty nigger,
white trash bastard!
1144
01:06:21,729 --> 01:06:25,666
Go ahead!
Walk all over
the little beggar!
1145
01:06:39,913 --> 01:06:41,815
Commissioner,
1146
01:06:41,882 --> 01:06:45,019
there's the evidence
against me, just like
I promised.
1147
01:06:45,086 --> 01:06:48,922
Use it.
I'm ready to pay my debt.
1148
01:06:48,989 --> 01:06:50,724
Hey,
1149
01:06:50,791 --> 01:06:52,826
how about a thank you?
1150
01:06:52,893 --> 01:06:56,497
Hey, how about me
getting out of here?
1151
01:06:56,564 --> 01:06:59,533
Hey, how about me
getting knocked out?
1152
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:15,749
Hey, Johnny,
I'd love to stick around,
see how this turns out,
1153
01:07:15,816 --> 01:07:18,752
but I got
a store to open.
1154
01:07:28,096 --> 01:07:31,165
Ha ha ha!
1155
01:07:34,602 --> 01:07:37,671
You lousy Wop,
Slovak, Chink, Jap,
1156
01:07:37,738 --> 01:07:39,107
Polack, Kraut, fags!
1157
01:07:39,173 --> 01:07:41,509
Hiya, doll.
What's your name?
1158
01:07:41,575 --> 01:07:45,012
Mary Margaret
Katherine Danine.
1159
01:07:45,079 --> 01:07:46,914
How'd you like to
make some money?
1160
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:49,250
One at a time
or together?
1161
01:07:49,317 --> 01:07:53,387
How much to clean 708
and forget you saw us?
1162
01:07:53,454 --> 01:07:55,789
$17,000.
1163
01:07:55,856 --> 01:07:58,559
All right,
17 grand it is.
1164
01:07:58,626 --> 01:08:02,062
Forget we ever
gave you this money.
1165
01:08:02,130 --> 01:08:04,064
What money?
1166
01:08:04,132 --> 01:08:06,200
That-a girl.
1167
01:08:09,170 --> 01:08:11,004
Johnny!
Johnny!
1168
01:08:11,071 --> 01:08:13,674
One at a time, boys.
1169
01:08:13,741 --> 01:08:15,576
Did you do it?
1170
01:08:15,643 --> 01:08:18,679
You know better
than to ask that.
1171
01:08:18,746 --> 01:08:20,581
Explain the gun.
1172
01:08:20,648 --> 01:08:24,185
I been framed
like the Mona Lisa.
1173
01:08:24,252 --> 01:08:27,121
Why were you seeing
the commissioner?
1174
01:08:27,188 --> 01:08:29,056
I was going legit.
1175
01:08:29,123 --> 01:08:30,158
Le what?
1176
01:08:30,224 --> 01:08:31,859
Legit.
As in legitimate.
1177
01:08:31,925 --> 01:08:33,127
Oh.
Oh.
1178
01:08:33,194 --> 01:08:35,263
How about a picture?
1179
01:08:35,329 --> 01:08:39,133
Sure.
It's the first picture
of Johnny Dangerously,
1180
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:42,069
so make it a good one.
1181
01:08:42,136 --> 01:08:43,437
Great.
1182
01:08:43,504 --> 01:08:44,738
Thanks.
1183
01:08:44,805 --> 01:08:46,640
All right.
Thank you.
1184
01:08:51,245 --> 01:08:53,247
Empty your pockets,
Johnny.
1185
01:08:59,753 --> 01:09:00,888
Wait a minute.
1186
01:09:00,954 --> 01:09:03,791
I can't find
my cigarette case.
1187
01:09:03,857 --> 01:09:05,726
Maybe it's
in another suit.
1188
01:09:05,793 --> 01:09:07,761
I don't think...
1189
01:09:07,828 --> 01:09:10,164
Your car.
No.
1190
01:09:10,231 --> 01:09:12,800
Maybe it's on the sink.
1191
01:09:12,866 --> 01:09:15,603
No. It's my
good luck piece.
1192
01:09:15,669 --> 01:09:19,139
Whoever has it
bumped off the commissioner.
1193
01:09:20,107 --> 01:09:21,642
Excuse me.
1194
01:09:21,709 --> 01:09:25,246
Johnny, I brought
your bail money.
1195
01:09:25,313 --> 01:09:28,516
- [ Whistles ]
- I hate to disappoint you.
1196
01:09:28,582 --> 01:09:30,884
Johnny's being held
without bail.
1197
01:09:30,951 --> 01:09:32,853
By whose orders?
1198
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,922
The man who's prosecuting--
1199
01:09:34,988 --> 01:09:36,890
the D.A. himself.
1200
01:09:38,659 --> 01:09:42,162
This is what you
call going legit?
1201
01:09:42,230 --> 01:09:45,266
I swear,
I been set up.
1202
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:49,203
Find the cigarette case,
you'll find the murderer.
1203
01:09:49,270 --> 01:09:51,472
There are a million
cigarette cases.
1204
01:09:51,539 --> 01:09:54,542
Only one has a bullet dent
and smells like gum.
1205
01:09:54,608 --> 01:09:56,577
Don't say anything
until you get a lawyer.
1206
01:09:56,644 --> 01:09:59,713
I can handle
my own brother.
1207
01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:01,749
You and he--
1208
01:10:01,815 --> 01:10:03,784
Me and him's brothers.
1209
01:10:03,851 --> 01:10:05,886
We were brothers.
1210
01:10:05,953 --> 01:10:07,154
Brothers!
1211
01:10:07,221 --> 01:10:09,156
Hey, wait, I'll go!
1212
01:10:09,223 --> 01:10:11,559
Get out of my way!
1213
01:10:12,926 --> 01:10:14,662
Yo!
1214
01:10:21,269 --> 01:10:23,136
Is that
the city edition?
1215
01:10:23,203 --> 01:10:24,638
What?
1216
01:10:24,705 --> 01:10:28,141
I said, is that
the city edition?
1217
01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:29,777
Oh, no.
1218
01:10:29,843 --> 01:10:31,779
Son of a bitch.
1219
01:10:31,845 --> 01:10:33,681
Now I'm deaf!
1220
01:10:42,222 --> 01:10:43,757
He's guilty.
1221
01:10:43,824 --> 01:10:45,158
He's guilty.
1222
01:10:45,225 --> 01:10:46,760
Guilty.
1223
01:10:46,827 --> 01:10:48,296
Aah!
1224
01:10:51,365 --> 01:10:52,966
Mrs. Kelly.
1225
01:10:53,033 --> 01:10:55,803
Get me
from me best side.
1226
01:10:55,869 --> 01:10:57,805
Got anything to say?
1227
01:10:57,871 --> 01:10:59,673
I got mixed feelings--
1228
01:10:59,740 --> 01:11:02,776
thrilled for Tommy,
sad for Johnny.
1229
01:11:02,843 --> 01:11:04,177
Mr. Kelly.
1230
01:11:04,244 --> 01:11:05,713
No comment.
1231
01:11:05,779 --> 01:11:09,717
This is
the toughest thing
I've ever done.
1232
01:11:12,286 --> 01:11:14,254
Nice work, Mr. D.A.
1233
01:11:14,322 --> 01:11:16,690
My name is Danny Vermin.
1234
01:11:16,757 --> 01:11:19,727
I was associated
with your brother.
1235
01:11:19,793 --> 01:11:24,332
Thank you for sending him
to the hot seat.
1236
01:11:25,265 --> 01:11:26,667
Ha ha ha!
1237
01:11:26,734 --> 01:11:29,337
Watch.
Johnny taught me this.
1238
01:11:30,604 --> 01:11:31,705
Aah!
1239
01:11:31,772 --> 01:11:35,309
You shouldn't kick me
in the balls.
1240
01:11:35,376 --> 01:11:39,212
My sister kicked me
in the balls once.
1241
01:11:39,279 --> 01:11:41,615
Look, Mom.
1242
01:11:41,682 --> 01:11:43,451
It's Johnny's
cigarette case.
1243
01:11:43,517 --> 01:11:46,119
The one he was
talking about.
1244
01:11:46,186 --> 01:11:47,621
Give me that.
1245
01:11:47,688 --> 01:11:50,157
It's my brother's
cigarette case.
1246
01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:52,159
Johnny didn't do it.
1247
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,194
I'll get you, Vermin,
1248
01:11:54,261 --> 01:11:56,897
if it's
the last thing I do.
1249
01:11:56,964 --> 01:12:00,668
It just might be, Mr. D.A.
1250
01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:05,238
Johnny ain't guilty,
1251
01:12:05,305 --> 01:12:09,076
and you sent him
to the big house.
1252
01:12:17,885 --> 01:12:20,488
Johnny, it's an honor
to have you on death row.
1253
01:12:20,554 --> 01:12:23,223
Don't be silly.
The pleasure's all mine.
1254
01:12:23,290 --> 01:12:27,194
Hi, Pop.
Still here, huh?
You bet.
1255
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,597
Tough break.
John.
1256
01:12:29,663 --> 01:12:32,232
How the hell are you?
1257
01:12:32,299 --> 01:12:34,267
You're beautiful,
Johnny.
1258
01:12:34,334 --> 01:12:37,971
Why don't you
get the boys some quiche?
1259
01:12:38,038 --> 01:12:40,040
There you go.
1260
01:12:40,107 --> 01:12:43,076
Es spiritus sanctum.
1261
01:12:43,143 --> 01:12:47,648
Johnny,
this is one of our
best guards, Tony.
1262
01:12:47,715 --> 01:12:49,783
Hiya, Tony.
How are you?
1263
01:12:49,850 --> 01:12:53,387
You took a shot
at me once.
1264
01:12:53,454 --> 01:12:55,656
I never forget a gun.
1265
01:12:55,723 --> 01:12:59,026
Are we going to
do this or what?
1266
01:13:11,505 --> 01:13:13,507
There's nothing left. Look.
1267
01:13:13,574 --> 01:13:15,676
Finest metal.
1268
01:13:15,743 --> 01:13:20,548
I keep telling you, Howard,
the boy needs a role model.
1269
01:13:20,614 --> 01:13:22,650
Rocky, I'm so horny.
1270
01:13:22,716 --> 01:13:27,020
Oh, Johnny, Vermin's turning
the place into a dive.
1271
01:13:27,087 --> 01:13:28,622
And Johnny--
1272
01:13:28,689 --> 01:13:33,126
Don't tell me.
He put in a salad bar.
1273
01:13:33,193 --> 01:13:35,596
He's making
a play for me.
1274
01:13:35,663 --> 01:13:40,200
Wait a minute.
That's just what we want.
1275
01:13:40,267 --> 01:13:42,402
I got to prove
he framed me.
1276
01:13:42,470 --> 01:13:45,038
Lil, play up to him.
1277
01:13:45,105 --> 01:13:48,809
But, Johnny--
No "buts."
Keep your eyes and ears open.
1278
01:13:48,876 --> 01:13:52,012
The first thing you hear,
get it to me
on the grapevine.
1279
01:13:52,079 --> 01:13:54,815
Got it.
That-a girl.
1280
01:13:54,882 --> 01:13:56,817
Come here.
1281
01:14:02,490 --> 01:14:05,392
Next time,
I'll bring a can opener.
1282
01:14:05,459 --> 01:14:07,895
Good idea.
Come here.
1283
01:14:11,431 --> 01:14:13,601
Yo!
1284
01:14:22,510 --> 01:14:24,845
I can hear again
and I can see.
1285
01:14:24,912 --> 01:14:28,982
I can hear again
and I can see!
1286
01:14:29,049 --> 01:14:31,184
But who am I?
1287
01:14:38,325 --> 01:14:40,761
Tommy,
please eat something.
1288
01:14:40,828 --> 01:14:43,130
I not gonna eat until
I've saved my brother.
1289
01:14:43,196 --> 01:14:47,167
Keep up
the good work,
Governor Kelly.
1290
01:14:50,037 --> 01:14:52,172
So it's governor?
1291
01:14:52,239 --> 01:14:54,341
Just cheap talk, Mom.
1292
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:58,111
Anybody that would
send his brother to
the hot seat gets my vote.
1293
01:14:58,178 --> 01:15:02,816
Mom! I'm trying to prove
Johnny's innocence.
1294
01:15:02,883 --> 01:15:05,819
If I leave
things to you,
1295
01:15:05,886 --> 01:15:08,722
Johnny will fry
like his father.
1296
01:15:08,789 --> 01:15:13,894
Your old mom just
might have something
for you tonight.
1297
01:15:24,672 --> 01:15:26,239
Who is it?
1298
01:15:26,306 --> 01:15:28,842
Open up.
It's Ma Kelly.
1299
01:15:28,909 --> 01:15:32,580
What do you want?
I gotta talk to you.
1300
01:15:32,646 --> 01:15:34,982
We have nothing to
say to each other.
1301
01:15:35,048 --> 01:15:38,786
We got a lot to say.
We got a lot in common.
1302
01:15:38,852 --> 01:15:40,721
We both scrub floors,
1303
01:15:40,788 --> 01:15:42,723
we're both swell lookers,
1304
01:15:42,790 --> 01:15:44,658
and we're not Chinese.
1305
01:15:44,725 --> 01:15:47,294
You been doing
your homework.
1306
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,262
What do you want?
1307
01:15:49,329 --> 01:15:54,167
- How much do you want
to tell the truth?
- $19,500.
1308
01:15:57,437 --> 01:16:00,273
Boy, am I having
a good year!
1309
01:16:05,913 --> 01:16:07,748
What's the matter,
you got no manners?
1310
01:16:07,815 --> 01:16:11,752
Send me a bill for the door.
You don't even wait
for the body to get cold.
1311
01:16:11,819 --> 01:16:13,887
I go where
the action is.
1312
01:16:13,954 --> 01:16:16,523
Where's your mom?
You send her
up the river too?
1313
01:16:16,590 --> 01:16:18,759
What do you want,
Mr. D.A.?
1314
01:16:18,826 --> 01:16:21,795
And make it quick, huh?
1315
01:16:21,862 --> 01:16:24,431
I have a subpoena
for you.
1316
01:16:24,497 --> 01:16:28,335
What for? You ain't
got a thing on me.
1317
01:16:28,401 --> 01:16:33,340
Does the name
Mary Margaret Katherine Danine
strike a familiar chord?
1318
01:16:33,406 --> 01:16:35,442
I'm tone deaf.
1319
01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:37,811
Too bad.
She's singing
like a canary.
1320
01:16:37,878 --> 01:16:41,248
We got her
in her own cage.
1321
01:16:41,314 --> 01:16:44,284
I'm going to enjoy
sending you to the chair.
1322
01:16:44,351 --> 01:16:49,857
Come on, boys.
I don't like
the smell here.
1323
01:16:49,923 --> 01:16:53,393
That cleaning dame
will spill her guts.
1324
01:16:53,460 --> 01:16:55,829
We can't get to her.
1325
01:16:55,896 --> 01:16:58,966
But we can get to him.
1326
01:16:59,032 --> 01:17:00,433
How, boss?
1327
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:02,870
Don't you listen
to the radio?
1328
01:17:02,936 --> 01:17:05,238
The governor
and D.A. Tommy Kelly...
1329
01:17:05,305 --> 01:17:09,242
will attend the premiere
of the new James Cagney movie
tomorrow night.
1330
01:17:09,309 --> 01:17:12,379
Should be clear skies
as the governor
and D.A. Tommy Kelly...
1331
01:17:12,445 --> 01:17:14,381
attend the new
James Cagney movie.
1332
01:17:14,447 --> 01:17:17,450
Which theater?
1333
01:17:17,517 --> 01:17:19,286
[ Radio ]
The Savoy, on 37th.
1334
01:17:19,352 --> 01:17:22,656
It will be like
shooting ducks in a pond.
1335
01:17:22,723 --> 01:17:24,992
Once we knock the D.A. off,
1336
01:17:25,058 --> 01:17:28,662
that cleaning dame
will clam up just fine.
1337
01:17:31,699 --> 01:17:33,834
Get this to Johnny
on the grapevine.
1338
01:17:33,901 --> 01:17:36,436
Vermin's going to kill
Johnny's brother...
1339
01:17:36,503 --> 01:17:38,505
at the Savoy Theater
tomorrow night.
1340
01:17:38,571 --> 01:17:40,808
Got it?
Got it.
1341
01:17:47,214 --> 01:17:50,450
Vermin's going to kill
Johnny's brother
at the Savoy Theater.
1342
01:17:50,517 --> 01:17:52,585
Pass it on.
1343
01:17:52,652 --> 01:17:55,588
Vermin's going to kill
Johnny's brother.
1344
01:17:55,655 --> 01:17:58,591
Vermin's going to kill
Johnny's mother.
1345
01:17:58,658 --> 01:18:02,095
Vermin's mother
is going to kill Johnny.
1346
01:18:02,162 --> 01:18:04,998
[ Mumbling ]
1347
01:18:05,065 --> 01:18:07,534
Urgent message
through the grapevine.
1348
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,704
Yeah? What is it?
1349
01:18:10,771 --> 01:18:15,375
Johnny and the mothers
are playin' "Stompin"
at the Savoy in Vermont.
1350
01:18:15,442 --> 01:18:18,278
Vermin's going to kill
my brother at the Savoy?
1351
01:18:18,345 --> 01:18:20,280
I didn't say that.
1352
01:18:20,347 --> 01:18:22,315
I know this grapevine.
1353
01:18:22,382 --> 01:18:25,685
I got to get out of here.
1354
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:28,655
Guard!
1355
01:18:28,722 --> 01:18:30,791
Come here.
1356
01:18:31,725 --> 01:18:33,160
Yeah?
1357
01:18:33,226 --> 01:18:36,429
Smell that food.
I think it's rotten.
1358
01:18:58,819 --> 01:19:01,321
What's all this
about, Johnny?
1359
01:19:01,388 --> 01:19:03,757
I can't take it, Warden!
1360
01:19:03,824 --> 01:19:06,794
Send me to
the chair tonight!
1361
01:19:06,860 --> 01:19:08,728
The waiting's
driving me crazy!
1362
01:19:08,796 --> 01:19:10,898
You still got two weeks.
1363
01:19:10,964 --> 01:19:13,733
I don't want them!
Fry me tonight!
1364
01:19:13,801 --> 01:19:16,336
Anything for you.
1365
01:19:16,403 --> 01:19:18,806
We'll bump Steinberg.
1366
01:19:18,872 --> 01:19:22,075
Dangerously will go
to the chair tonight.
1367
01:19:29,716 --> 01:19:32,585
Everyone who is anyone
is here tonight,
1368
01:19:32,652 --> 01:19:36,156
including Mr. Crimefighter,
District Attorney Tommy Kelly.
1369
01:19:36,223 --> 01:19:40,260
They're talking about you
as our next governor.
1370
01:19:40,327 --> 01:19:42,095
That's very nice,
1371
01:19:42,162 --> 01:19:44,731
but all I'm concerned about...
1372
01:19:44,798 --> 01:19:47,134
is proving
my brother's innocence.
1373
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:51,371
Johnny, if you're
listening, I love you.
1374
01:20:01,348 --> 01:20:03,150
Your turn, Johnny.
1375
01:20:03,216 --> 01:20:06,286
The priest you requested
has arrived.
1376
01:20:06,353 --> 01:20:08,721
Are you ready, my son?
1377
01:20:08,788 --> 01:20:12,792
I'm ready
if you are, Father.
1378
01:20:18,165 --> 01:20:20,567
Dominus obiscum, Nabisco.
1379
01:20:20,633 --> 01:20:22,735
Espiritus sanctum.
1380
01:20:22,802 --> 01:20:25,772
They gustovus...
So long, Johnny.
1381
01:20:25,839 --> 01:20:27,340
me gustovus,
you gustovus.
1382
01:20:27,407 --> 01:20:30,878
We miss the bus,
they miss the bus.
1383
01:20:30,944 --> 01:20:33,346
Be brave, Johnny.
1384
01:20:33,413 --> 01:20:35,215
When's the next bus?
1385
01:20:35,282 --> 01:20:37,851
Sum cum laude,
magnum cum laude,
1386
01:20:37,918 --> 01:20:40,387
the radio's still laude.
1387
01:20:40,453 --> 01:20:42,222
Good luck, Johnny.
1388
01:20:42,289 --> 01:20:44,657
Semper fidelus,
high fidelus.
1389
01:20:44,724 --> 01:20:47,627
Why didn't I take shop?
1390
01:20:47,694 --> 01:20:52,632
Post meridian,
antimeridian, Uncle Meridian,
all the little meridians.
1391
01:20:52,699 --> 01:20:55,168
Good-bye, Johnny.
Good-bye, Rock.
1392
01:20:55,235 --> 01:20:57,737
The Magna Carta,
Master Charga...
1393
01:20:57,804 --> 01:21:00,207
Spit in his eye,
Johnny.
1394
01:21:00,273 --> 01:21:03,610
dumpro kelus,
lots of Vitalis.
You bet, Rabbi.
1395
01:21:06,179 --> 01:21:08,916
Do you have
any last words, Johnny?
1396
01:21:10,650 --> 01:21:13,353
Well said.
1397
01:21:19,659 --> 01:21:24,164
Okay, Warden.
This is where
we say good-bye.
1398
01:21:24,231 --> 01:21:28,668
You weren't really
going to kill me, were you?
1399
01:21:28,735 --> 01:21:30,603
What, with this?
1400
01:21:38,678 --> 01:21:43,250
[ Siren Blaring ]
1401
01:21:43,316 --> 01:21:44,918
[ Radio ]
Calling all cars.
1402
01:21:44,985 --> 01:21:48,555
Johnny Dangerously
has just escaped
from state prison.
1403
01:21:48,621 --> 01:21:52,993
Could I have a popcorn,
a Milk Duds,
and a white fish?
1404
01:22:11,444 --> 01:22:13,981
When we going to
give it to him?
1405
01:22:14,047 --> 01:22:16,483
Just when Cagney
gets his in the movie,
1406
01:22:16,549 --> 01:22:19,719
a few minutes from now.
1407
01:22:19,786 --> 01:22:21,955
Calling all cars.
Calling all cars.
1408
01:22:22,022 --> 01:22:24,157
Be on the lookout
for Johnny Dangerously...
1409
01:22:24,224 --> 01:22:26,126
and two accomplices
in a black sedan.
1410
01:22:26,193 --> 01:22:27,961
I repeat,
in a black sedan.
1411
01:22:28,028 --> 01:22:30,763
Black sedan, huh?
1412
01:22:30,830 --> 01:22:32,732
We'll see about that.
1413
01:22:32,799 --> 01:22:34,767
I hope this works.
1414
01:22:34,834 --> 01:22:37,170
It always does
at home.
1415
01:22:37,237 --> 01:22:39,339
Come on, shelf paper.
1416
01:22:44,044 --> 01:22:46,479
Step back
or they'll plug me.
1417
01:22:46,546 --> 01:22:48,715
Get out of
the way, boss.
No!
1418
01:23:13,173 --> 01:23:15,108
Calling all cars.
Calling all cars.
1419
01:23:15,175 --> 01:23:17,044
Johnny Dangerously
now driving a white sedan,
1420
01:23:17,110 --> 01:23:19,979
disguised
as a trout Fisherman.
1421
01:23:20,047 --> 01:23:22,315
Johnny,
we've been spotted.
1422
01:23:25,152 --> 01:23:27,620
Peel the next layer.
1423
01:23:30,323 --> 01:23:33,426
Someday that will be
in Johnny Junior's room.
1424
01:23:33,493 --> 01:23:35,628
Sure, sure.
1425
01:23:35,695 --> 01:23:38,965
There he goes.
Get him!
Don't let him get away.
1426
01:23:39,032 --> 01:23:41,634
He knows too much.
1427
01:23:43,336 --> 01:23:47,607
Calling all cars.
Be on the lookout for--
1428
01:23:47,674 --> 01:23:49,509
Now, listen to this.
1429
01:23:49,576 --> 01:23:51,611
Dangerously and accomplices,
dressed as nuns,
1430
01:23:51,678 --> 01:23:56,483
driving a sedan covered with--
oh, you'll love this--
duckies and bunnies.
1431
01:23:56,549 --> 01:23:59,552
Calling all cars,
calling all cars.
1432
01:23:59,619 --> 01:24:02,355
Come to Dooley's bar.
I'm buying.
1433
01:24:09,462 --> 01:24:12,165
There's something
you don't see every day.
1434
01:24:14,401 --> 01:24:16,903
Everybody stay
where you are.
1435
01:24:16,969 --> 01:24:19,038
Alan, keep down.
1436
01:24:28,448 --> 01:24:30,817
You might as well
come down, Pembroke.
1437
01:24:30,883 --> 01:24:33,786
There's no one left
but you.
1438
01:24:44,664 --> 01:24:46,366
Ah, shit.
1439
01:24:46,433 --> 01:24:47,800
Aah!
1440
01:24:52,972 --> 01:24:54,841
Johnny, are you okay?
1441
01:24:54,907 --> 01:24:56,943
Sure, kid.
1442
01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:59,279
You didn't get hit,
did you?
1443
01:24:59,346 --> 01:25:01,414
I don't think so.
1444
01:25:03,416 --> 01:25:06,119
Boy, does that
come in handy!
1445
01:25:06,186 --> 01:25:09,622
You would have taken
the bullet for me.
1446
01:25:09,689 --> 01:25:13,226
I was counting on
a lot of missing.
1447
01:25:13,293 --> 01:25:15,628
Johnny!
Oh!
1448
01:25:15,695 --> 01:25:20,500
We'll have to take you
back to the big house.
1449
01:25:20,567 --> 01:25:25,838
I have a witness
that will clear Johnny.
That's your man!
1450
01:25:25,905 --> 01:25:27,874
Officer,
release this man.
1451
01:25:27,940 --> 01:25:30,577
I'm granting him
a full pardon.
1452
01:25:30,643 --> 01:25:32,078
Oh, Johnny.
1453
01:25:32,145 --> 01:25:34,147
Hey, thanks, Gov.
1454
01:25:34,214 --> 01:25:37,116
You shouldn't
shoot me, Johnny.
1455
01:25:37,184 --> 01:25:39,586
My grandmother
shot me once.
1456
01:25:41,621 --> 01:25:44,991
Johnny, darling,
you must be exhausted.
1457
01:25:45,057 --> 01:25:47,026
Breaking out of prison,
1458
01:25:47,093 --> 01:25:50,230
racing here
to save your brother.
1459
01:25:50,297 --> 01:25:53,032
You've had a full day.
1460
01:25:53,099 --> 01:25:54,701
Funny, Ma,
I'm not even tired.
1461
01:25:54,767 --> 01:25:58,305
Must have been that nap
after lunch.
1462
01:25:58,371 --> 01:26:00,873
Oh, I'll have
some stories...
1463
01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:03,243
to tell my
grandchildren--
1464
01:26:03,310 --> 01:26:05,345
if I have any.
1465
01:26:05,412 --> 01:26:10,149
Lil, let's start
a little gang of our own.
1466
01:26:10,217 --> 01:26:11,684
That okay?
1467
01:26:11,751 --> 01:26:13,553
Oh, Johnny, I like it.
1468
01:26:13,620 --> 01:26:16,756
Kid, I'll make you
love it.
1469
01:26:22,862 --> 01:26:24,964
So that's my story.
1470
01:26:25,031 --> 01:26:27,099
I hope
you learned something.
1471
01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:28,935
I sure did.
1472
01:26:29,001 --> 01:26:30,937
Wow! The electric chair.
1473
01:26:31,003 --> 01:26:32,539
I'm going straight.
1474
01:26:32,605 --> 01:26:35,308
You better see that you do,
1475
01:26:35,375 --> 01:26:37,910
or I'm coming after you.
1476
01:26:37,977 --> 01:26:39,779
Get out of here.
1477
01:26:39,846 --> 01:26:44,016
Wait. Aren't you
forgetting something?
1478
01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:45,418
[ Meow ]
1479
01:26:48,355 --> 01:26:50,323
There you go.
1480
01:26:50,390 --> 01:26:52,425
Thanks, Mr. Kelly.
1481
01:26:54,561 --> 01:26:56,296
Hey, kid.
1482
01:26:56,363 --> 01:26:57,930
Don't forget.
1483
01:26:57,997 --> 01:26:59,799
Crime doesn't pay.
1484
01:26:59,866 --> 01:27:00,867
Right.
1485
01:27:02,969 --> 01:27:05,505
[ Horn Honks ]
1486
01:27:05,572 --> 01:27:07,407
Johnny.
1487
01:27:14,381 --> 01:27:16,816
Well, it paid a little.
1488
01:27:24,324 --> 01:27:25,625
* We're all alone *
1489
01:27:25,692 --> 01:27:29,028
* No chaperone
can get our number *
1490
01:27:29,095 --> 01:27:31,264
* The world's in slumber *
1491
01:27:31,331 --> 01:27:33,666
* Let's misbehave *
1492
01:27:33,733 --> 01:27:36,303
* There's something wild
about you, child *
1493
01:27:36,369 --> 01:27:38,505
* That's so contagious *
1494
01:27:38,571 --> 01:27:40,273
* Let's be outrageous *
1495
01:27:40,340 --> 01:27:42,675
* Let's misbehave *
1496
01:27:42,742 --> 01:27:44,544
* When Adam won eve's hand *
1497
01:27:44,611 --> 01:27:47,580
* He wouldn't stand
for teasin' *
1498
01:27:47,647 --> 01:27:49,181
* He didn't care about *
1499
01:27:49,248 --> 01:27:52,352
* Those apples out of season *
1500
01:27:52,419 --> 01:27:54,387
* They say the spring
means just one thing *
1501
01:27:54,454 --> 01:27:56,255
* To little lovebirds *
1502
01:27:56,323 --> 01:27:59,091
* We're not above birds *
1503
01:27:59,158 --> 01:28:01,461
* Let's misbehave *
1504
01:28:01,528 --> 01:28:03,530
* It's getting late,
and while I wait *
1505
01:28:03,596 --> 01:28:06,032
* My poor heart aches on *
1506
01:28:06,098 --> 01:28:08,301
* Why keep the brakes on *
1507
01:28:08,368 --> 01:28:10,670
* Let's misbehave *
1508
01:28:10,737 --> 01:28:13,105
* I feel quite sure
a good amour *
1509
01:28:13,172 --> 01:28:15,542
* Would be attractive *
1510
01:28:15,608 --> 01:28:18,044
* While we're still active *
1511
01:28:18,110 --> 01:28:20,447
* Let's misbehave *
1512
01:28:20,513 --> 01:28:22,281
* You know my heart is true *
1513
01:28:22,349 --> 01:28:25,084
* When you say
you for me care *
1514
01:28:25,151 --> 01:28:26,686
* Somebody's sure to tell *
1515
01:28:26,753 --> 01:28:29,722
* But what the heck
do we care *
1516
01:28:29,789 --> 01:28:32,024
* They say that bears
have love affairs *
1517
01:28:32,091 --> 01:28:34,361
* And even camels *
1518
01:28:34,427 --> 01:28:36,629
* We're merely mammals *
1519
01:28:36,696 --> 01:28:39,098
* Let's misbehave *
1520
01:28:39,165 --> 01:28:40,800
* If you'd be oh, so sweet *
1521
01:28:40,867 --> 01:28:43,803
* And only heed
your fate, dear *
1522
01:28:43,870 --> 01:28:48,475
* Would be the great event
of 1928, dear *
1523
01:28:48,541 --> 01:28:50,677
* They say the spring
means just one thing *
1524
01:28:50,743 --> 01:28:53,212
* To little lovebirds *
1525
01:28:53,279 --> 01:28:55,415
* We're not above birds *
1526
01:28:55,482 --> 01:28:59,652
* Let's misbehave **
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