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- Hey, what's up?
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- Want some cheese?
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- What is all that?
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- I helped some guy
get a job at the paper,
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so he gave me, like,
a cheese sampler.
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- You've done nothing
but eat cheese all day.
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- I can't stop.
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- That's a nice suitcase.
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Can I borrow that
when I go on my honeymoon?
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- Yeah. Fine.
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I'm sure the thing
will still be sittin' there.
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- What do you mean?
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- Remember when Debra and I
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went to Connecticut
for the weekend?
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- Sure, Raymond.
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I remember every one
of your comings and goings.
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You're my whole life.
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- You want to hear about it
or not?
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- Sadly, yes.
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All right, well,
we go away,
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and we only take
the one suitcase with us.
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We had a good time
gettin' away and everything,
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but when we got home,
we were very tired,
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so we just
dropped everything,
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woke up the gruesome twosome
that were here babysitting,
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and went up to bed.
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The suitcase
was sittin' on the landing.
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That was two weeks ago.
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So life just kinda went on,
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but then, after a few days,
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I noticed it was still there.
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At first, I thought Debra
just hadn't gotten to it yet,
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but then
it was, like, a week.
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- So why didn't you
just move it yourself?
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- Because I'm at work
all day.
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- Oh, and what Debra's doing
isn't work?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're Mr. sensitive.
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What I'm saying is
that Debra's here.
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She's walkin' by it
a hundred times a day.
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It should be
drivin' her nuts by now.
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At that point,
I was like, "fine.
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Doesn't bother her,
it doesn't bother me."
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Then a few days later,
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I notice her
wearing a sweater
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that she brought with her
on the trip.
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- So?
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- So that means she
took it out of the suitcase.
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Is that passive-aggressive
or what?
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So you know what I did?
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I took my clothes
out of the suitcase too
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and walked
right in front of her.
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- What did that do?
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- Nothin'.
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Then yesterday,
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I stubbed my toe
on the damn thing.
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So I say,
to no one in particular,
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"huh, that suitcase
is still there?"
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And she goes,
"yeah, I guess it is."
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So now I definitely know
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she's not just puttin' off
movin' it.
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She's waitin' me out
or somethin'.
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I'll let you in
on a little secret.
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She's gonna be waitin'
a long time.
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So? What do you think?
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- This is insane.
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- I know.
What's her problem?
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- No, the both of you.
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You've had a two-week fight
over a suitcase.
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- Well, it's not really a fight,
you know?
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I mean, everything's the same.
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We eat. We sleep.
We watch TV, play with the kids.
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Everything's fine.
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But the one who moves
that suitcase will not be me.
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- You are a baby.
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- I am not a baby.
Give me back my cheese.
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- No. Hey!
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey. Hi.
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- Hey, Deb.
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- Listen, ray,
I was gonna order pizza tonight,
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but if you're too cheesed out,
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we can just
go to that new chicken place.
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- Yeah, okay.
Yeah, chicken sounds great.
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- Okay.
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- Okay, you see that?
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You see how she just walked past
it just to rub it in my face?
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- All I saw was a woman
helpfully suggesting
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a new chicken to her husband.
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I always look for the good,
Raymond.
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- Yeah, 'cause you already got
the bad and the ugly.
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- Hey, turn the TV on.
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- Actually, I'm leavin'
to cover the mets' road trip.
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- So turn it on
and go.
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You got
any of that cheese left?
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- Just the roquefort, which
you're more than welcome to.
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It really stinks bad.
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- I'll eat it fast.
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- Hey, guys, come on.
It's time for bed.
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Let's go.
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Ray, it's gettin' late.
Shouldn't you pack?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Watch it, boys.
Watch the suitcase.
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- What?
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- That suitcase
has been sittin' there
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for three weeks, and...
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- Nobody wants to be
the one to move it.
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I gotcha.
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- But the thing is,
I got to pack now,
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so I'm gonna be the one
who has to move the suitcase.
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- Why don't you take
another suitcase?
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- No! Can't leave that one
sittin' there.
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It'll be too obvious
that I did it on purpose.
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- Well, that's good.
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Deb should know
how you feel.
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I'm a great believer
in letting people know
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what's going on in here.
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- Yeah, and every other
part of your body.
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I don't want to get in a fight
over a suitcase
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right before
I have to go.
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I'll just do it.
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- Hey, listen to me.
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This is not
about a suitcase.
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This is about who wears
the pants in the family.
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Whose idea was it to bring it
in the first place?
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Hers, right?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
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Then I was stuck luggin' it
around all weekend.
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- If you move
that suitcase,
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you might as well
put on a dress
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and change your name
to Daisy Mae tinklepants.
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- Ray,
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you got to leave soon.
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Are you gonna
get ready?
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- Yes.
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Yes, I am.
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- What was that about?
- It's all right, Deb.
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You don't need
to pretend with me.
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I know all about
the suitcase.
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- What do you mean?
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- I know about your little
Mexican standoff.
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- I don't know
what you're talking about.
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- Ah, forget about it.
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Hey, looks like ray forgot
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to take
the suitcase with him.
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You oughta bring it up.
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- He had
three weeks!
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Why didn't he move that thing?
Three weeks!
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At first I thought
he was just clueless,
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but if he talked to you about
it, he knew what he was doing.
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- Aren't you doing
the same thing?
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- No! This is
completely different.
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I have to do everything
around this house.
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If I don't do it,
it doesn't get done.
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- Well, that's because--
now, take it easy--
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that's how
it's supposed to be.
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- "That's how
it's supposed to be"?
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- I said take it easy.
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Ray lugged the suitcase
around all weekend,
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but it's
in the house now,
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all full of laundry,
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and it's all "womany" now.
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So...You should move it.
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That's how
it's supposed to be.
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- Okay, now let me
tell you something.
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If I'm the one
that has to do the laundry,
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why should I be the one
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to drag that thing
upstairs, huh?
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Isn't the man
supposed to carry stuff?
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Isn't that the "Manny"
thing to do, huh?
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Isn't that how that's
supposed to be?
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- Obviously you've spent
a lot more time
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thinking about this
than I have.
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- All packed.
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- See ya later.
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- What are you doing?
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- What?
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Just packin' a soda
for the road.
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Problem?
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- That's how you're
getting on the airplane?
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- Yeah. I'm travelin' light.
I'm travelin' loose.
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- What are you,
a hobo?
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Why don't you take
the suitcase?
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- What suitcase?
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- You know what suitcase.
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- Are you referring
to the suitcase
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that you haven't moved
in three weeks?
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Is that the suitcase
to which you are referring?
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- Why couldn't
you move it?
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- Why couldn't
you move it?
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- All right, you are not
going to the airport
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with a grocery bag.
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Take the suitcase!
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- You know what?
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I don't need it.
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- Okay, you know what?
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- Oh!
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Yeah, good.
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Good!
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Real mature!
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I don't care.
I don't care.
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Thanks to the good people
at waldbaum's,
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I got a complete
set of luggage right here.
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All the luggage I need
right here.
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Waterproof,
beautiful luggage.
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Right here,
all the luggage.
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Ooh.
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See ya
in a couple days!
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- Hi, Debra.
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- Hey, Marie.
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- When's Raymond
comin' home?
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- Tomorrow afternoon.
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I was just on my way
to the market,
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and I was...
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Debra, are you
cooking something?
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- No.
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- Oh, because...
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There's an aroma.
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- You know what?
I smelled it too. Yeah.
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Wow, it's getting worse.
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- Where's it coming from?
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- I don't know.
Uck!
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- It's getting close.
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Ohh!
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- Debra, you can't keep
cheese in a suitcase.
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- I didn't
put it there, Marie.
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Ray. Ray!
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- All right, run.
Quick, get rid of it.
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- I cannot believe him.
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- Why don't we take the suitcase
outside and air it out?
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- No, no, no!
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We're not moving it.
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- But, Debra...
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No. Ray doesn't get to win
because of this.
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If smells bothered me,
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I would've left him
a long time ago.
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- Oh, dear.
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I knew you were having
suitcase problems,
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but I didn't think
it had gotten this bad.
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- How did you know about
our suitcase problem?
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- Come with me.
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I want to show
you something.
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- Did frank
tell you about this?
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- Frank? You didn't think
I'd notice a suitcase
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sitting there
for 23 1/2 days?
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Okay.
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What I'm gonna tell you
I've never told anyone--
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not Raymond,
not Robert, no one.
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- Wow, Marie, what is it?
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- When frank and I
got married,
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one of our gifts was
a big fork and spoon.
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- Oh.
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I had always assumed
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that those were
Robert's baby utensils.
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- No, they were
a wedding present.
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Frank and I wanted
to return them
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the minute
we opened the box.
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00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,978
- You don't like
the big fork and spoon?
257
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,947
- We hate
the big fork and spoon.
258
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,216
- But they're like
a fixture of the house,
259
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,185
the big fork and spoon.
260
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,887
- They're horrible.
Look at them.
261
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:52,457
They're completely
without nuance.
262
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,192
- So why are they up there?
263
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,927
- I wanted frank
to return them
264
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,229
because it was his aunt Sophia
that gave them to me.
265
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,230
Ugh, his family.
266
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,032
I tell you, Debra,
267
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,535
the groom's side of the church
was like a gypsy camp.
268
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,376
- And so frank thought
that you should return it.
269
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,412
- Of course.
I'm the woman.
270
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,916
They're technically
silverware.
271
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,217
So one day,
272
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,585
after months
of the spoon and the fork
273
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,253
just sitting
on the counter,
274
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,456
we had a big fight.
275
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,526
It was our first fight
as husband and wife.
276
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:33,064
- Wow. The shot heard
round the world.
277
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,933
- Finally, I told him,
278
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,701
"I'm going to my mother's,
and when I get back,
279
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,436
"you better be
the only ugly thing
280
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,506
left in this house."
281
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,345
And when I got home,
282
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,981
he was sitting
right here,
283
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:53,518
and he had nailed
the spoon to the wall.
284
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,219
- Whoa.
285
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,689
- He thought he had won.
286
00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:01,526
You see what I did?
287
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,127
- Ah, very clever.
288
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,564
- Notice the fork is higher.
289
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:14,205
And they've been there
ever since.
290
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:18,109
Every time I come
into this kitchen,
291
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,111
it reminds me
of that fight,
292
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:24,549
every day for 45 years.
293
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,718
- Wow, I'm shocked.
294
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,120
You two seem so happy.
295
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,460
- Trust me, dear.
296
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,695
It's not worth it.
297
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,264
Go. Go move the luggage.
298
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,433
You be the better person.
299
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,469
Hmm?
300
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,138
don't let a suitcase
filled with cheese
301
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,607
be your big
fork and spoon.
302
00:16:56,515 --> 00:17:00,485
- I've never
heard that before.
303
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,187
- Take it to heart, dear.
304
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,623
- All right.
Thanks, Marie.
305
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,797
- Hey, why don't you take
the big fork and spoon
306
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,732
down right now?
307
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,100
- What do you mean?
308
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,502
- Well, it's been 45 years.
309
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,271
Wasn't that the point
of your story?
310
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:25,143
- What, are you taking
frank's side?
311
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,089
- Hi.
312
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,557
- Hey. Hi.
313
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,059
What are you doin' home?
314
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,194
- Well...
315
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,366
I decided
to come home early.
316
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,700
- Oh.
317
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,369
Yeah, I...
318
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,304
You know, I had
some time to kill
319
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,472
when I got to Chicago,
320
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,075
so I went to get
a slice of pizza.
321
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,709
You know, they got
the deep-dish pizza,
322
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:02,080
and the cheese is so good.
323
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:07,385
And I got to thinkin'...
324
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,487
Cheese.
325
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,429
I love it, and yet
I used it as a weapon.
326
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:27,205
- Well, I'm glad
you're home.
327
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,439
- Me too.
328
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,741
I'm sorry
things got so nuts.
329
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,644
- Yeah. Me too.
330
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,719
- Are the kids home yet?
331
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,556
- No, not for
another hour.
332
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,493
- Oh, 'cause
I was thinkin'...
333
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:52,163
We didn't get to have
our regular goin'-away action
334
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:55,466
before I left.
335
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,869
- Gee, tough break.
336
00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:01,139
- Well, I've read that
coming-home action
337
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,308
can also be
rather pleasant.
338
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,645
- Yeah, but you were only gone
for a couple of days.
339
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,481
- Oh.
340
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,617
- But we did
just make up.
341
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,452
- Yes. Yeah, we did.
342
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,520
We did make up,
343
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,688
so we could have
make-up action,
344
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,890
'cause we made up.
345
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,325
We made up
so frickin' much!
346
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,496
- Hey, hey, hey.
347
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,198
You want to get that?
348
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,200
- What do you mean?
349
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:32,703
- Well, I mean, that's why
you came home, right--
350
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,405
so you could get it?
351
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,673
- Well, yeah,
but I thought...
352
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,475
You know, I thought
since you know
353
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,876
I came all the way
from Chicago,
354
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:42,914
that you would
be the one to get it.
355
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,789
- Okay, ray, you know what?
356
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,192
I'm getting it.
357
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,960
- What's that
supposed to mean?
358
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,362
- It means I'll get it.
359
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:02,300
I'll be the one
who got it.
360
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:06,270
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no!
361
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,505
I will get it.
362
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:08,973
Let the record show
that I got it.
363
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,808
- Let go of the suitcase.
- You let go!
364
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,612
You let go of it.
Let go of--
365
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,514
let go,
let go, let go!
366
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,783
Let go!
367
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,218
- I'm taking it.
368
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,652
- No, you don't.
No, you don't.
369
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:22,653
- I've got it!
370
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,890
- No. I'm movin' it!
371
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,358
I'm the one movin' it,
everybody.
372
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,359
Look at me!
373
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,794
- I'm still holding it.
374
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,395
- It doesn't matter
who's holding it.
375
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,831
It matters
who's moving it!
376
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,300
You think you're
gonna hold it over me?
377
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,249
- How's the suitcase
thing goin'?
378
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,320
- What do you want?
379
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,989
- Well, I was gonna see
if I can borrow that,
380
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:01,259
but the airline won't let me
carry on all three of you.
381
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,637
- All right, frank.
382
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,705
Today's the day.
383
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,308
The big fork and spoon
are coming down,
384
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,909
because I've been able
to rise above
385
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,346
45 years of pettiness.
386
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,702
This is all your fault.
387
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,710
- When did we get those?
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