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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- All right, look, I got to
ask you guys something.
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I'm in charge of the
wedding invitations, all right?
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So I have to figure out
what it's gonna say
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and how it's gonna look.
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So these here are
the envelope and paper choices,
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these are some font samples,
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and tissue paper inserts.
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- Come on,
what are you doing?
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- I got to get a draft
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to the wedding
coordinator lady today
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because these have to be
in the mail this week.
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- Why are you doing all this?
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- It's important I play a part
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in the wedding planning
experience.
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- Yeah, just tell me,
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can Amy drink a glass of water
while you say that?
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- Why shouldn't I help?
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I mean, it is our wedding.
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- Oh, god, you're stupid!
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- It's not your wedding,
hammerhead.
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The wedding is
for the woman.
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- Yes.
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Amy's been dreaming
about this day
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since she was 12.
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Have you been dreaming about
this since you were 12, huh?
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Have you?
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- No.
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- That's right--
what'd you call him?
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- Hammerhead.
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- Hammerhead!
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Amy dreams about weddings.
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You dream about
being late for work
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'cause mom's still
powdering your bottom.
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- That was one time!
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What do you want me to say?
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I need to do
the wedding invitations.
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Amy wants me to do it,
so I'm doing it.
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Come on, help me?
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- All right,
here's what you do.
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You write a version
of the invitation,
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but you do a horrible job,
okay?
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She'll see it,
do it herself,
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and never ask you
to do anything else
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with this wedding.
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You're welcome.
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- That's terrible, Raymond.
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I'm not gonna
intentionally screw it up
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just to get out of the work.
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- Hey, dummy,
listen to your stupid brother.
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- Look, look,
when we got engaged,
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Debra put me in charge
of the music.
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Okay, so I found a dj.
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She wanted a band,
so I found a band.
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She didn't like the band,
so I found another band.
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"Nope!"
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The truth is,
she wanted to do it,
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but she just got it in her head
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that I should be part of this
whole wedding experience,
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so you know what I did?
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I sent over this guy who sang
and played the accordion.
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He had a keyboard
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with violins and trumpets
and drum noises.
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His name was "zippers,
the one-man wedding band."
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Next thing you know,
she tells me never mind,
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she'll take care
of the music.
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I sat down, turned on the TV,
and never looked back.
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- That's a beautiful story.
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- When Amy asked when and where
I wanted to get married,
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I said I wouldn't mind
a winter wedding
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because of all my, you know,
sweating...
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And maybe not
a fancy-schmancy reception
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because of my discomfort
around busboys.
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- And what happened?
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- Spring wedding.
Fancy-schmancy.
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Eight busboys.
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- I'm telling you, man,
she wants to do this.
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Screw up the invitation,
show it to her,
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and let her do all the work.
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don't you love her?
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- Okay, I'll do it.
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- Good, good.
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All right, let's help him
with it, dad.
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Come on.
All right.
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All right, the first line
of this thing should be--
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- "attention, idiots!"
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- No.
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No!
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I mean, it can't be so bad
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that she figures out
it's on purpose.
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- Oh, right.
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You're like a genius.
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- All right, well,
what's the first line
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of an invitation supposed to be?
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- Well, I guess it should be
something like,
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"Mr. and Mrs.
Henry and Patricia macdougall
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request the honor
of your presence"--
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- okay, okay, wait, wait.
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So instead of Henry
and Patricia macdougall,
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we make it "Hank and pat."
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- Okay, that's good.
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"Hank and pat."
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Hey, you know what?
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Maybe we don't need the "and,"
you know?
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Maybe the "and" is too fancy.
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Just make it an "'n'"
with apostrophes.
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"Hank 'n' pat,"
you know?
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Like shake 'n' bake.
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Pork 'n' beans.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Huh?
Can we do that?
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- We just did.
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- Hey, Deb.
- Hi, Robert.
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- Ray here?
- Should be home soon.
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- Good, we're gonna
watch the Knicks.
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- Oh, gosh,
that sounds so great.
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- Hey, Amy.
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- What did you
do? - What do you mean?
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- What did you do?
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The invitations!
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My aunt Lynn
got this in the mail.
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What did you do?
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- Oh, my god,
this was in the mail?
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- What did you do, Robert?
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- Nothing, nothing.
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This wasn't supposed to go out.
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- Wait a minute,
what's the problem?
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Oh, my god!
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- I know!
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I couldn't even
finish reading it
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because someone
was screaming,
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and then I realized
it was me!
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- The wedding planner lady
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was supposed to
print it out for you,
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and you were supposed
to look it over!
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- She said you said sent it out.
- No, I said print it out!
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- But she sent it out.
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- Oh, my god!
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- Amy, oh, my god!
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- I know!
Oh, my god!
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- What happened to it?
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- Robert!
Robert happened to it!
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- This wasn't supposed
to go out!
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- Look at this!
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Hank 'n' pat?
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'N' pat?
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'N' pat!
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They're not hillbillies,
Robert!
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"Hank 'n' pat macdougall
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request the honor
of your presents"--
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- Robert, you spelled "presents"
like gifts!
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- It wasn't supposed
to go out!
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- You even put the wrong date!
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It's the 9th,
not the 6th.
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People are gonna show up
three days early!
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- And, Robert, what is this?
"Attire optional"?
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- It's black tie optional!
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"Attire optional"
means maybe naked!
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There's going
to be nude people!
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At the church!
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On a Wednesday!
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- Wasn't supposed to go out.
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- Oh, my god...
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You don't want
to get married.
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- What? No!
I do!
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Of course I do.
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- Then why would you
make all these mistakes?
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They're so obvious.
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You're sabotaging the wedding.
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You don't want to marry me.
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- No, no!
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Of course I want
to marry you, Amy.
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Oh, all right. don't cry.
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don't cry.
Come on.
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Here, look.
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See?
Come on.
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No.
All right.
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Listen.
Listen.
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That isn't why
I made those mistakes.
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- Then why did you?
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- Because--
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- Robert...
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- Okay.
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Okay.
All right.
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We just thought--
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- "we"?
Who's "we"?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Me and...
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Some of the other guys
that were around that day.
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Ohh.
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- See, we just thought
that by me doing the invitation,
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it was taking something precious
away from you,
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so by me doing
a bad job at it,
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it was meant
as a gift to you,
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and the lady who sent it out
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will suffer!
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- So you did this on purpose.
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You faked incompetence
just to get out of it?
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- No, I did it for you
as a gift
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because you've been
dreaming about this
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since you were 12 years old,
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and I think Raymond
could explain it better.
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- I look forward to that.
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- Oh, my god, I've got to
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get the new invitations out
right away!
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- Let me help you, honey.
Let's go.
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- Amy, I am so sorry about this.
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Let me know if there's
anything I can do.
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- Thanks.
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Just kill ray for me.
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- Oh, honey,
I will.
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- Hey, would it be okay
if I just hang--
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okay.
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- Hey, jelly cheeks!
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Got the mail.
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Oh, look at this.
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Robert and Amy's
wedding invitation.
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Already?
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That Amy,
she's on top of things.
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- Yeah, hey, open it up.
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- All righty.
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So how was your day?
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- Just dandy.
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How's it look?
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- Good.
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It's good.
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- Can I see it?
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- I'm not done yet.
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Aw, shoot!
Ah, god!
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Shooty-shoot-shoot!
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It's all ruined now.
I'll throw it out.
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- I'd like to see it, ray.
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- All right, let me--
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I'll dry it off for you.
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Let me dry it off.
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Ah!
Ah!
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Stay back!
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Oh, god!
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Well, we don't need
an invitation.
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We know when the wedding is,
right?
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Anyway, what's for dinner?
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Something smells good.
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Damn, woman!
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- I saw the invitation, ray.
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- No, it's burned,
and it's down the drain.
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- I know what you did.
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- What?
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What do you mean?
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- Robert told us
about the help you gave him.
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Faking incompetence
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so he wouldn't
have to do anything
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for his own wedding?
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Amy's a mess!
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- Okay, look, Robert--
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he didn't explain it right.
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Stupid, stupid, Robert!
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It's to make Amy's life easier!
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- It's to make his life easier!
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You told him
to screw up their wedding!
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What is wrong with you?
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It's their wedding!
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Would you have done that
with our wedding?
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Would you have purposely
done some--
264
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,464
the one-man wedding band!
265
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,401
I cannot believe you!
266
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,238
You just scammed me
so you could do nothing!
267
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,472
- There was no scam!
268
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,775
No, he sounded great
in the subway.
269
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:57,976
No, I--
270
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,177
hey, it turned out great.
271
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,378
You got a kick-ass band.
272
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,814
Damn, woman.
273
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,884
Ow!
274
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,285
Come on, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
275
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,953
All right,
I should've never done that.
276
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,189
I should've never
told Robert that stuff.
277
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,992
I'll apologize.
I'll call Amy and apologize.
278
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,394
And I should've
never hired zippers.
279
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,329
You're right.
You're right.
280
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,965
You're right, but I was...
281
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,335
In love!
282
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,937
And when you're in love,
283
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,239
everything sounds like
beautiful music.
284
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:32,110
- Ray--
- like that.
285
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,444
That's like
the angels are singing.
286
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:37,849
- Fold this!
- What?
287
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,584
- Fold this shirt!
- Why?
288
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,853
- When we first got married
and you used to fold stuff,
289
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,955
I would think, "how could
he be so bad at this?
290
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,156
Look at all the wrinkles."
291
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,357
And now I know.
292
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,193
You faked it!
- What?
293
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,395
- Admit it, you faked it
so I would do it for you!
294
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,130
- No, no,
there was no fake!
295
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,899
- Then explain to me
how you can't fold a shirt!
296
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,435
Explain to me how
an adult human with thumbs
297
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,170
is not able to do that!
298
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,241
- I don't know.
It's embarrassing.
299
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,210
- Uh-huh, yeah?
300
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,978
What else?
What else have you faked?
301
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,246
- Nothing!
Come on!
302
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,447
- The bed!
303
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,949
- Now, wait a minute.
304
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,451
That's one place
I always give 110%!
305
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,356
- I mean making the bed!
306
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,925
In ten years, you haven't
made the bed because
307
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,127
"I'm no good at tucking."
308
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,996
Admit it, you faked it,
you faker!
309
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,197
- No!
310
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,498
- What else, ray?
Huh, what else?
311
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,067
You don't do anything
in the kitchen!
312
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,636
You don't buy groceries,
you--
313
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,104
diapers!
314
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,007
Three kids, and you only
changed, like,
315
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,442
ten diapers in your whole life.
316
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,544
"I can't do it.
The diapers keep falling off."
317
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,479
- It's not my fault
the kids have no hips.
318
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,352
- Fold this.
- I can't--
319
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,620
- fold it, you fake husband!
320
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:50,021
Fold it!
321
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,222
- Stop! No! No!
322
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,423
Stop it!
323
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,229
- I have had it, ray.
324
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,298
The jig is up.
325
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,900
- What jig?
326
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,135
Come on, me not being able
to do that stuff,
327
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,370
that's not fake.
328
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,139
There's no jig!
329
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,641
I don't have a jig!
330
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,014
Robert!
331
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,218
You try to help a guy...
332
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,135
- Go on,
tell Debra what Amy wants.
333
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,970
- Ma, you don't have
to follow me around.
334
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,105
I can handle this myself.
335
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,242
- We'll decide
what you can handle.
336
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,710
Now talk.
337
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,279
- Amy wants you to look
at these bridesmaids dresses
338
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,148
and tell her
which one you like best.
339
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,349
- Fine.
340
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,550
You can hang them back there.
341
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,589
- What are you doing, Raymond?
342
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,224
- Believe it or not, Marie,
343
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,993
he's actually
doing some work around here.
344
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:05,129
- Is this his punishment
for ruining Amy's invitations
345
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,332
and trying to get out of work
his whole life?
346
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,067
Because it's not enough!
347
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,969
- Ow!
348
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,603
Why don't you twist his ear?
349
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,506
- Believe me, I'm already
in enough trouble with Amy.
350
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,975
One more mistake,
and she's gonna
351
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:22,180
take my arm off like a puma.
352
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,581
- All right, Marie!
353
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,316
I get it!
354
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,353
You're ticked off at me
because of all this Amy crap
355
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,254
even though I tried
to talk these two out of it.
356
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,256
- What?
Get out of here!
357
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,458
- What?
358
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,994
What are you talking about?
359
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:39,030
- Now, stop ignoring me
and make me some lunch!
360
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,398
I'm feeling...
361
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,599
Pot roasty.
362
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,305
- Make it yourself.
363
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,507
- Myself?
364
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,276
What are you talking about?
365
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,012
- I'm on to you.
366
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,247
You pretend to be a stupid ass
367
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,649
so I can wait on you
hand and foot.
368
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,184
It's over.
369
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:11,262
- Dad, you just gonna take that?
370
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,463
- 45 years.
371
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,664
I had a good run.
372
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,041
- You boys ought to be
ashamed of yourselves.
373
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,475
It's bad enough
that frank and Raymond
374
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,377
have treated us
so poorly over the years,
375
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,079
but I will not stand still
376
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:31,115
and allow another one
of my sons to be seduced
377
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,284
by the lifestyle of the bum.
378
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,485
- Could I say something?
379
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,320
- No!
380
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,688
- Marie's right.
381
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,457
You guys just want us
to shut up and serve you
382
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,192
so you can watch TV
all day long.
383
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,527
Isn't that right, ray?
384
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,430
- I think you're generalizing.
385
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,099
- You don't come home
and just turn on the TV?
386
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,600
- It's the exact same thing
with him.
387
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,703
He comes home from the lodge,
the TV goes on,
388
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,205
and I can't get
two words out of him.
389
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,240
- I'll give you two words.
390
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,544
- TV, vcr--
391
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,312
it's all you care about.
392
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,414
I swear, ray, the only time
you call me during the day
393
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,849
is when you want me
to tape stuff for you
394
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,250
because you're running late.
395
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,552
- Not "stuff."
396
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,621
Games that I have to watch
for work, okay?
397
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,790
So I can buy food
and electricity
398
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,859
for the children!
399
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,095
By the way, I don't know why
I ask you to tape anything
400
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,329
'cause you never do it right.
401
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,864
- Yeah!
402
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,133
- She talks, but she can't
figure out the damn vcr!
403
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,734
How hard is it
to tape something?
404
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,136
I mean, if I can do it--
405
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:34,512
faker!
406
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,147
- What?
407
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,748
- You could use the vcr,
but you don't want to,
408
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,685
so you pretend
not to be able to.
409
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,153
Faker!
410
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,354
- That is idiotic.
411
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,190
- No, it's right-iotic!
412
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:53,264
Well, the shoe's on
the other foot now!
413
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:57,835
Uncomfortable and smelly,
is it not?
414
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,704
- You know what?
415
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:03,708
I'm starting to think
you could shovel the driveway!
416
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,310
- Hi.
417
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,412
- Hey, Amy.
- Hi, Robert.
418
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,314
- Hi, I was just doing
all the dresses
419
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,784
like we talked about
and anything else you want.
420
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,286
- Listen,
421
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,155
I don't want to be mad anymore.
422
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,356
I don't.
423
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,590
- Really?
424
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,926
- I was upset
about those invitations,
425
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,728
but they're just
pieces of paper.
426
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:26,697
They're not what really matters.
427
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,905
- I bet we laugh about this
one day with our kids.
428
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,673
- Well, maybe
the grandkids.
429
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,778
- Isn't she amazing?
430
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,915
We could all learn
a big lesson from her.
431
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:47,318
This is how you treat
your significant other.
432
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,493
- What?
433
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,761
- I hate to burst your bubble,
434
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,529
but she's just
faking forgiveness
435
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:02,667
so she can hold it over you
for the rest of your life.
436
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:03,868
Fake!
437
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,205
- I'm not faking.
438
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,406
- The truth is, dear,
439
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,807
you're allowed to be mad at him.
440
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,876
In fact,
keeping that anger bottled up
441
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,744
could be bad for your health.
442
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,780
- That's why this one'll
live to be 100.
443
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,850
- Amy, you don't have to let him
off the hook so easily.
444
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,419
What he did was hurtful,
445
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,621
just like ray
and his one-man zipper band.
446
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,790
- He didn't play the zipper.
447
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,391
That was his name.
448
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,495
- Is this what happens?
449
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:35,466
Is this what marriage
has become for you guys?
450
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,934
Robert and I
are getting married,
451
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:40,304
and I want us to be honest
and trusting,
452
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,573
and I hope those feelings
will only get stronger
453
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,642
the longer we're together.
454
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,244
I'm sorry, I just--
455
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,478
I want to get married
456
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,880
because I know
how great it can be.
457
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,916
Maybe it isn't easy,
458
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,884
but I think
it's worth going for.
459
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,757
- I think so too.
460
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,958
Come on, Amy.
461
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,664
See you guys later.
462
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:13,971
- Wow.
463
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,641
- Yeah.
464
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,576
- Remember when
we were that stupid?
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