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Previously on Velma...
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It's Sheriff Cogburn!
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What do you mean you need
to exhume my mother's body?
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Seriously? I don't
know what that means.
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It means I wanna dig her up
and make sure she's truly dead.
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Wait, is that my
mom's cold case file?
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Why is that evidence?
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And where are
Dr. Perdue's journals?
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They were in the file when
I gave it back to Cogburn.
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Could that
be why he was killed?
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So, are we good?
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Good? No, we're not good.
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You killed me, Norville, and
I'll never let you forget it.
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- Huh?
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Hello?
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Not gonna lie.
Being popular doesn't suck.
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People finally laugh
at my hilarious jokes.
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I get Moses privileges
during sporting events.
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People
even copy my style.
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But you do occasionally have to
get behind some pretty dumb shit.
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- Velma!
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Why did I just find a whole
stack of Creaky Friday flyers
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you were supposed to
hand out, in the trash?
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Yeah. I don't know. I
handed out all of mine.
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Okay, look. I just think this
town has so many problems.
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Homelessness, a missing
murdered sheriff,
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and not one decent Thai place.
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Why focus on oiling Crystal Cove's
famously spooky creaking doors?
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- Well,
because it's a tradition.
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And when else do popular girls get
to make losers do their bidding
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in the name of charity?
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This is our Christmas.
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So, promise us you handed
out your other flyers.
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- I promise.
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- Ahh!
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Hey, Daph, guess what?
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After biology class,
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- Mr. S is gonna tell me what he knows...
- Ugh.
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About Dr. Perdue's
missing journals,
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and if they're tied to
Sheriff Cogburn's murder.
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Oh, cool. Maybe Cogburn and
Dr. Perdue were soul mates.
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And I'm not just
saying soul mates
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because you hate
the word soul mates.
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Soul mates.
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Uh, hey, Lola, I
was wondering if
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Ahh!
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You'll never escape
me, Norville. Never!
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Well, that was weird.
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Usually men don't
stop hitting on me
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- until I bring up astrology.
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Where's Mr. S?
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Sure, he's handsome, but
only cool people are late.
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And he has four graphic
tees about mitosis.
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- He's not here yet.
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And I'm sensing strong, negative
forces are at play. Or wait.
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Maybe traffic.
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Attention, students. I have
some sensitive information.
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Mr. S is missing.
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And we know he didn't quit,
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because teachers really make
a meal out of it when they do.
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- Oh, God!
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Who will write my college
recommendation letter?
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And only a week after
Cogburn was killed.
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Another middle-aged white guy.
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Is someone targeting
smart watch users?
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Now, for those of you...
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Fred!
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You think Mr. S's disappearance
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is connected to
Cogburn's murder, too.
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Leave me alone, Velma.
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What's that picture
of? Your mom?
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And that's not just a
classic burn. I'm serious.
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I still think she's somehow
alive and out for revenge.
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Yeah, well, sorry to disappoint,
but this picture proves
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my mom didn't kill Cogburn,
because she's dead.
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And finally, we know
Mr. S is your teacher,
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but this is official
police business.
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We don't need your help.
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So, if we catch any
of you investigating,
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you'll be in cuffs faster than a
startup founder with a weird voice.
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"But in the
end, was I kid-napped,
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or adult-found?"
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Wow. I am finally
hitting my stride.
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Which means, I've earned a
break and can text Mr. S.
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He can't even heart one text?
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- Jerk!
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Oh, damn it.
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- Fred.
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Mr. S is now missing. If
you really want me to think
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your mom, Victoria, hasn't
returned to kill more people,
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show me that picture.
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No! The police don't
want us investigating.
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And if the church has taught me
anything, it's to question nothing.
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I have to see that
picture. But how?
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No.
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Stupid.
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Useless.
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Creaky
Friday. That's it.
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- I need
to be partnered with Fred
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for Creaky Friday tomorrow.
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He has evidence, and I can
only make him show it to me
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if we're stuck together all day.
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Velma, I get it.
But we can't just
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violate Creaky Friday's sacred
random pairing traditions.
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Sacred traditions?
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This is oiling hinges, not some
old legend worthy of a montage.
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What are you talking
about, Velma?
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- Creaky Friday began in the 1890s...
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when our whole town was on edge
from breathing crystal mining dust.
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Thirty-seven
people died that year.
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To avoid further tragedy,
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Crystal Cove's first
popular girl, Helen Creaky,
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paid the schoolchildren to oil
all the door hinges in town.
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And to ensure
they didn't goof off,
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Helen used balls of lead
to pair them randomly.
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The pairings were so awkward, the students
oiled hinges to avoid conversation.
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And yes, that year,
20 people still died,
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but only from lead poisoning.
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And so, the sacred tradition of
populars randomly pairing students
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for Creaky Friday, was born.
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And we will not tempt fate
by pairing you with Fred.
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Brenda merely thought about rigging Creaky
Friday so she could win it last year.
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And look at her now.
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- Cursed with late lunch.
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Norville, why do
you keep looking at me?
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You could at least help
me open my textbook.
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Oh, no, I... I...
I wanted to know
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if you'd wanna
hang out sometime?
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I thought, maybe, I could
make your life a little easier
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by building you a
transport device.
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Whoa! Awesome.
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We'd love a transport device.
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Uh, "we"? Who is "we"?
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We are, four limbs.
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And you'd travel in a pack, too,
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- if people kept trying to recycle you.
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Hey, I'm glass,
not plastic, idiot.
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Why are we breaking into
the yearbook office again?
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You know I can't edit the sneeze
out of your yearbook photo.
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- And it's cute.
- I know.
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I'm putting metal shavings in
my and Fred's Ping-Pong balls,
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so I can use a
magnet to pair us up.
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You're rigging Creaky Friday?
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- That is a bad idea.
- Wait.
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Please tell me that in addition
to believing in soulmates,
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you're not also superstitious.
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It's bad enough our town just
started allowing women onto ships.
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A little. But I'm upset
because if you're rigging it,
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there's no way for
fate to pair us up
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and prove to you that we're...
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You know.
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Daphne, I don't need Creaky Friday
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to tell me what we
have is special.
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Really?
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Yes. It's a godless universe,
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- so just help me cheat.
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And now, the traditional picking
of the partners will begin.
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The first selection will be made
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by a young woman who believes in
the sanctity of Creaky Friday.
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- Right?
- You know it.
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Oh, wow. I picked myself and
Fred... Am I saying this right?
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Jonez? Joannas?
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- Oh, Fred Jones.
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- What?
- Oh, come on.
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I'm not ready to
be bossed around
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by another short-haired,
angry woman.
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Mother just died.
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Velma, did you really
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pick the exact person you
wanted to be paired with?
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See? We told you to
trust the tradition.
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- The next pair is...
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Daphne and Amber!
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- Wait, what?
- And so it was written.
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Yeah, give me one sec.
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See, I told you not to
mess with Creaky Friday.
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Now I'm spending all
day with your nemesis.
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Amber's not my nemesis, Daphne.
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I just think occult
stuff is weird.
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Your pairing is
merely a coincidence.
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Because I promise you
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...the universe
does not punish people
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- for messing with tradition.
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I know you rigged this, Velma.
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If there's one thing rich
people know, it's cheating.
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So what if I did?
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There are more important
things than tradition.
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No, there aren't.
Look at the Catholics.
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We used to control the world.
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But then, Martin
Luther was all, like...
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"Let's
ignore traditions."
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And now, we only
control Boston and the Supreme Court.
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Exactly. Tradition,
religion, superstition.
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When you remove the
fun hats and free wine,
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- they're just about controlling people with fear.
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So, you don't
believe in anything?
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- I believe in proving your mom is still alive...
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and looking through
people's medicine cabinets.
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Which is why we're going
to ignore Daphne's moms
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and break into Mr. S's apartment
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- to look for clues on his disappearance.
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What? Police tape? Coroners?
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A detective needlessly
squatting and shaking her head?
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Mr. S isn't missing.
I think he's dead!
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Velma, we can't be here. We'll
be arrested for investigating.
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And I'm already
gonna have trouble
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explaining why I went to
prison for murder to colleges.
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Well, too bad.
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Because the only way I'm not telling
the cops we're investigating right now,
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is if you show me that
picture in your file.
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Advertisement!
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Ad-ver-tisement!
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- I told Velma it was dangerous to mess up the pairing ritual.
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Now, it's too random
and everyone's fighting
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- instead of oiling hinges.
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Oh, I agree that larger
forces are at play,
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- but I actually manifested us being paired together.
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- Amber, please.
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Superstition is one thing,
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but believing in
things like manifesting
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is what makes Velma
think you're weird.
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Also your "I'm weird" tattoo.
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I see.
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Well then, you leave me no
choice but to enlighten you
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- by manifesting us winning Creaky Friday.
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Oh, God! I mean, that
is a really nice,
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not at all totally messed
up shrine to your mom
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- on a dog crate.
- Yeah, or employee crate,
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depending on Mother's
mood.
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Regardless, a real upside
to being Catholic now,
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is knowing she's
in a better place.
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- Fred!
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- What are you doing?
- What? It's my hiding place.
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And I don't want this picture
falling into the wrong hands.
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- Here.
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What? Either they stopped
cleaning the public pools again
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- or that's...
- A ghost.
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But the Church
thinks it's a demon,
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which is why they sold me
this relic for only $10,000.
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It's the toe of a saint.
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This little piggy is holy!
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Fred, where did you
get this picture?
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The person who hired me to
solve Cogburn's death sent it.
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And don't ask who hired me.
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They insist on doing everything
anonymously over email.
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Wait, I've
seen this ghost before!
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They're okay, which
is pretty lucky
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since they listed their health
care provider as the wind.
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- Amber. What were you thinking?
249
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:42,225
You never throw your body at
a car worth less than $75,000!
250
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,268
Shh. Listen.
251
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,814
- The squeaking hinges.
252
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,941
I told you manifesting
isn't weird.
253
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,860
Now, let's go win this thing.
254
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,282
All right, here's your old
typewriter as requested,
255
00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,160
and a bottle of idea juice from
your old stash in the toy bin.
256
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,923
What?
That's not mine.
257
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,621
I always get my
liquor inside my body.
258
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,499
Diya, I know you.
Laptops don't just break.
259
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,502
I bet your life you're self-sabotaging
again to keep from writing.
260
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,047
And this was the only
thing that ever helped you.
261
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,632
Self-sabotage? How dare you?
262
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,137
No. You're right.
263
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,264
This is what I need
to finish my book.
264
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,642
Okay.
265
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,787
So, to ensure these are
properly reading brain activity,
266
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,147
I need to make some
light, small talk.
267
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,608
Brenda, you sleep okay?
You look a little tired.
268
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,069
- I knew it. My lobe has crow's feet.
269
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,613
And Krista? I hear your
parents' marriage is in trouble?
270
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,157
Uh, how could
it be in trouble?
271
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,493
They barely talk to each other.
What are these questions?
272
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,370
Yeah, what's the deal?
273
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,348
I'm getting major "frat guys
invite us to a sex party",
274
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,415
"but then fill our jars
with goldfish" vibes.
275
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,834
What?
I'm just asking questions,
276
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,836
cause I'm interested
in your lives.
277
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,546
But are they
causing you anxiety?
278
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,470
See? I told you
it wasn't a ghost.
279
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,764
So, put your relic away
before someone develops
280
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,017
yet another TV show about a
believer and a smoking hot skeptic.
281
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,853
Are you kidding? This only
makes my faith stronger.
282
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,064
Real faith is knowing
something's true
283
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,525
even when it's verifiably false.
284
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,110
Excuse me?
285
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,946
I need to know the last person
who rented this costume.
286
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,531
Was their name Victoria Jones?
287
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,368
Oh, so sorry. Customer
lists are private.
288
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:27,831
People's role playing fantasies
are meant to be kept between them,
289
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,375
- and me.
290
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,877
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop
that. Halloween is coming,
291
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,089
and I need the place
as creaky as possible.
292
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,508
- Fred! The computer!
293
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,240
Oh, my God, that's where I
remember the costume from.
294
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,434
Norville?
295
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,519
Fred, we have to go now!
296
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,189
That's over 50 doors, but
it's not enough to win.
297
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,899
I guess I was only
powerful enough
298
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,735
to manifest an "I told you so."
299
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,498
If you really wanna win, you'll
have to help me manifest it, Daphne.
300
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:02,574
Me? Manifest? Mm, okay.
301
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:03,908
But only to win.
302
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,077
Not because I'm desperate
to prove to Velma
303
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,246
there's more to the
universe than she thinks.
304
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,369
- Okay, now, deep breaths.
305
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,209
- And...
306
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:17,672
How would you two like to
come to the basement with me?
307
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,257
I have some things
that need, uh,
308
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,092
- lubricating.
309
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,886
- Ugh!
- We did it!
310
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,267
Wait. Are we in a morgue?
311
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,786
- Yes.
312
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,230
Welcome to your
final resting place.
313
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,443
Eventually!
He meant to say,
314
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,904
"Your final resting
place, eventually."
315
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,198
I'm so sorry. Everything he says
316
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,866
is so unintentionally creepy.
317
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,260
- Um...
318
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:49,245
Anyway, are you here
to oil the hinges?
319
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,624
- It did work!
320
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:56,336
Norville, this is amazing!
321
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,130
We'll never question
a guy's motives again.
322
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,132
We know you
wore the ghost costume
323
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,634
on the night of Cogburn's death.
324
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,386
You killed him.
325
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,138
An innocent old man with a
whole week or two ahead of him.
326
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,182
What? No, I didn't!
327
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,141
Oh, God!
328
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,477
You didn't kill Cogburn.
329
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,270
But you did kill me.
330
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,064
- Ahh!
331
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,651
And I'll never let your
brain forget it, Norville.
332
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,403
- Help!
333
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,987
Help! I'm hallucinating!
334
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:25,990
Ahh!
335
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,200
I need a snack!
336
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,164
Are you okay?
337
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,915
- Yes.
- Okay. Well, in that case,
338
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,003
why were you at the police
station In a ghost costume?
339
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,212
Did you kill Cogburn?
340
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,755
Of course I didn't kill him.
341
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,924
I was just there to get
my grandmother's journals.
342
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:46,511
So, that's why her journals were
missing from my mom's cold case file.
343
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,346
Yes! I
used the costume
344
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,432
to hide my identity from
the security cameras,
345
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,851
and stole the journals when
Cogburn went to the bathroom.
346
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,646
I knew her research could help me
isolate the anxiety in my brain
347
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,273
and hopefully get rid of it.
348
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,692
But I needed to experiment
on the brains first.
349
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,193
What? I knew it.
350
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,529
Men are only nice when
they're also being creepy.
351
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:12,370
A likely story. Call
the cops, Velma.
352
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,290
And he'll need a lawyer.
Not your dad. A good one.
353
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,917
What? No. There's no
way Norville did this.
354
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:21,338
If he was gonna snap and kill
anyone, it would obviously be me.
355
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,423
Hm. Interesting.
356
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,301
Despite all the physical
evidence saying one thing,
357
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,554
you still believe
in something else.
358
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,351
So, you let Norville walk,
359
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,644
but I'm the fanatic
for using a saint's toe
360
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:37,979
to protect us from demons.
361
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,689
Fred, believing
Norville is innocent,
362
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,192
is not the same as
believing in ghosts
363
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,111
or a God that dictates who
wins our top music awards.
364
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,114
How? Your baseless belief
is shaping your judgment.
365
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,242
My belief is not baseless.
We know Norville.
366
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,912
Would a murderer be a
children's party clown?
367
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,747
Or know every sign
of the zodiac?
368
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,248
Or give hitchhikers rides?
369
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,750
Okay, not great examples.
370
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,461
Norville was at the scene
of Cogburn's murder.
371
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,338
- Fact, he lied about it.
372
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,007
Fact, his grandmother's
ghost possessed my mother.
373
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,550
- Fact.
- No, not a fact.
374
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,261
Your mother wasn't possessed,
Norville's innocent,
375
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,806
and your saint's toe is
clearly just an old caramel.
376
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:16,976
Yeah, well, I hope you didn't plan on
winning any country music awards this year
377
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,895
because I guarantee,
you just blew it.
378
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:24,692
Oh?
379
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:26,820
Hm.
380
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,172
No, no, no. Not...
381
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,757
Not those two. Those
two are off limits.
382
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,032
Promise you won't open them.
383
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,617
- Okay.
- We promise.
384
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,120
Oh, thank you. Because
Vincent and I are late
385
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,621
for our couples' therapy.
386
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:37,997
Yes.
387
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,834
Today we are going to kill
388
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,044
our fears of being vulnerable.
389
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:56,141
- It's Sheriff Cogburn!
390
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,810
- And this is Mr. S!
- What?
391
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,270
But how'd they die?
392
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,318
Velma, thank God you came.
393
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,863
We found Cogburn and Mr. S,
394
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,489
and they're not
only dead, their...
395
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,825
Their
dongs were removed?
396
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,328
This is almost as bad as girls
having their brains removed. Almost.
397
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,330
Ooh, whoa! Hey, whoa!
398
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,834
TMI! Cannot unsee that. Whoa!
399
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:26,463
Are you done masking your fear
with performative overreaction?
400
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,382
Yeah, yeah, wait. Whoa!
I'm good.
401
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,217
But who would do that?
402
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,970
And why would someone with a photo
of Norville in a ghost costume
403
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,347
hire Fred to figure it out?
404
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,182
Where'd you get
this? It's a still
405
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,351
from a police station
surveillance camera.
406
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,145
It is? Then we have to
go there. Come on, Daph.
407
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,813
And Amber, too, I guess.
408
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,317
Actually, Velma,
409
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,694
Amber and I are really close
to winning Creaky Friday.
410
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,238
I know you think it's dumb,
but I think you're dumb
411
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:56,201
for not believing in different
moisturizers for different body parts.
412
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,203
- Or soul mates.
- Oh, my God.
413
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,748
Do you really wanna have a deep
conversation about our feelings right now?
414
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,875
- Yes.
- Fine.
415
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,168
Punch it, Fred.
416
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,052
Thanks so much for
meeting with me, William.
417
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,012
Ah, it's nice to be
out of the house.
418
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:19,766
Even if it is, I assume, to be
shamed for something my wife did.
419
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,935
Wouldn't be the
first time today.
420
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,937
I actually have
something for you.
421
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,832
I assume from your clothes, breath,
and bursts of anger, you drink Scotch?
422
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,066
Uh, yes!
423
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,693
I wanna interview
you for my book.
424
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,403
It's a memoir about
my kidnapping.
425
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,030
And recipes. Going for an
early Nora Ephron vibe.
426
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,199
Well, then, I
accept your Scotch.
427
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,952
Uh, but, uh, if this
isn't adversarial,
428
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,330
we really should be drinking
Burgundy, don't you think?
429
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,915
Oh. I
don't drink anymore.
430
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:49,129
Well, what do you do for
fun, then, Diya Dinkley?
431
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,591
My favorite part of police
work is the crafting.
432
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,927
- Gonna crochet handcuffs next.
433
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,471
This photo was taken the
night of Cogburn's murder.
434
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,932
One of your officers
sent it to Fred.
435
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:05,228
Fred, a child, with the mind
and body of a younger child.
436
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,814
What? Where did you get that?
437
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,233
No one has access to
that footage except us.
438
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:14,320
And the North Korean teen who sent
me a fake link to some puppy pics.
439
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,115
Unless...
440
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:20,035
I'm sorry. I sent
the photo to Fred,
441
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,078
but only because
we have no leads
442
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,122
and he's a supernatural expert.
443
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,373
Look at his saint's toe.
444
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:28,001
No, Velma's right.
It's a caramel.
445
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,002
Wait.
446
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,295
No, that was bone.
447
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,714
Linda, we've got an
election coming up.
448
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:36,134
If people find out we're still
letting kids solve our cases,
449
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,094
we're ruined. How could you?
450
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:41,973
Oh, my God! It's because Linda's more
worried about how voters will react
451
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,476
if they learned that a
dong-removing serial killer
452
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,394
is running wild on their watch.
453
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:47,896
Yes. But wait.
454
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,273
How do you know about
their missing dongs?
455
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:53,318
Daphne and Amber found their
bodies, while oiling hinges.
456
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:57,989
Meaning, my decision to violate the rules
of Creaky Friday are even more validated.
457
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,699
- Yeah, boy.
458
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:02,160
- Two men are dead, Velma.
- Yes, of course. I'm sorry.
459
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:06,289
- Now, please, promise you'll tell no one.
460
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,293
Uh, busy, Dad. You and Mom
just do date night without me.
461
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,837
- Huh?
462
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,964
- Lola?
463
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,758
What are you doing here?
464
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,736
Has skateboarding caused you to
smoke and be shitty to women?
465
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,428
I can't reverse
that, I'm afraid.
466
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,430
No, I deserve an apology.
467
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,350
Just because you're hot doesn't
mean you can treat me like you did.
468
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,227
Got it?
469
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,622
Uh, got what? After you said you
think I'm hot everything got fuzzy.
470
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:32,023
Well, the point is,
I deserve better.
471
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,150
Not much better. I did
just ram some loser's shin,
472
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:36,695
- and I'm totes fine with it.
- Ow!
473
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,363
- But, still...
- I'm sorry.
474
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,864
What I did was wrong.
475
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,200
I'm just so desperate to
stop my hallucinations.
476
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,883
Okay, well, then you leave me no
choice but to help you cure them.
477
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:49,457
And you should hope I still wanna jump
your bones once you're damage free.
478
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,854
So, someone
is now killing men
479
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,423
associated with
Dr. Perdue's journals,
480
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:57,757
and removing their dongs.
481
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:00,760
Whoa! Ey! Oh!
482
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:01,886
Oh, sorry, reflex.
483
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,180
But I still think
Norville is the killer.
484
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,890
You do? But you didn't
even mention him
485
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,976
as a potential suspect
to Linda and Donna,
486
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,270
even when they gave you that
honorary sheriff sticker.
487
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,022
Yeah, well, what can I say?
488
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,524
I realized your faith in
Norville is good enough for me.
489
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:17,402
Damn it! This is why religious
people are so maddening.
490
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,447
You act nuts, but then do good
stuff no one else will do.
491
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,657
Like feed the poor and
entertain old people.
492
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:25,827
Whoa, wait. What? We do?
Well, this is not that.
493
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,872
Uh, look. I don't expect you to
believe my mom was possessed.
494
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,166
But I'll continue to
believe you about Norville,
495
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:34,753
if you at least believe
me that my mom is dead.
496
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:38,006
Fine. And I'm sorry
I mocked your religion.
497
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:41,092
If it brings you peace, to think
that bitch is in a better place,
498
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,927
who am I to judge?
499
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,905
I mean, it's no crazier than
Daphne believing in soul mates,
500
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,432
and I've been very
accepting of that.
501
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,975
- Wait.
- Thanks, Velma.
502
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,685
That means a lot.
503
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,538
As we learned in my favorite
passage from Genesis,
504
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,857
"There's too many men, too many
people making too many problems"
505
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,859
"and not much love
to go around."
506
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:00,487
Fred! Please do more research
on the Catholic Church!
507
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,365
Fine. This'll be good.
508
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,160
Oh, my God!
509
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:10,455
I have to give them
10% of my gross income?
510
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:13,583
- What a scam! I am out!
511
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:18,546
And the Creaky Friday team
who oiled the most doors today
512
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,965
were Daphne Blake
and this new kid
513
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,176
who people are still
forming an opinion about.
514
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:25,655
- Amber, it worked!
- Whoo-hoo!
515
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,472
- Love it!
- Thank you!
516
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,700
Those college admissions committee
shills are gonna eat this shit up.
517
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:31,893
And now, to the steps
of the Police Department
518
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:35,730
where Merle Cogburn is making
a special announcement.
519
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:38,191
As you know,
520
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:41,986
my beloved brother and voice
twin, Earl, passed away.
521
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:46,324
What you don't know is that the two
women hoping to replace him as sheriff,
522
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:51,955
have outsourced the investigation
of his death to kids!
523
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:56,584
Which leaves me no choice
but to enter the race myself.
524
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,169
- What?
525
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:01,589
Velma?
526
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,884
Hey, I'm sorry for being so
closed-minded about the soul mates thing.
527
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:07,345
I care for you more than anyone.
528
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:11,141
And if you wanna call that being
soul mates, I'm all for it.
529
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:13,101
Thank you. I appreciate that.
530
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:18,231
I learned a lot today, too.
531
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,025
Have you heard of manifesting?
532
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:22,652
It doesn't just help
beautiful women at auditions,
533
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:25,113
it could probably help
with your investigation.
534
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,365
Oh, yeah, maybe. Thanks.
535
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,034
But as tolerant as I've become,
536
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,161
I still find that
stuff a little silly.
537
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:34,039
I mean, I messed with Creaky
Friday's sacred tradition
538
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,667
and absolutely nothing
bad happened to me.
539
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,377
- Oh, God!
540
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,296
- Uh...
- Velma!
541
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:42,815
We would have covered up if we'd
heard the door, but it was just oiled!
542
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:45,759
I hate Creaky Friday!
543
00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:48,178
I forgot you had a kid.
544
00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:00,899
Vincent.
545
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,276
I saw the door was
open to the body room.
546
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,780
Are you using them to practice
your ballroom dancing again?
547
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:07,863
Vincent?
548
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:10,784
- Vincent?
549
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,579
- Ahh!42261
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