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I might be a while if you're
waiting for the shaft of light, Pete.
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Oh, that's okay, you take your time.
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Gives me pleasure to
see you getting pleasure.
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Just take it.
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Ooh, Jay's new TV
arrived from Amazon Prime.
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Didn't he just order that yesterday?
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The modern transport of
goods is truly a marvel.
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So much efficiency, so few horse deaths.
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Jay, they're here, you can
make your announcement now.
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Okay, here's the deal, people.
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This is for Livings only, okay?
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I need one TV that isn't dominated
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by ghosts watching trash reality.
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Bodybuilder Wives is not trash.
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It's a peek behind the
curtain of seven brave women
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and the musclebound men they love.
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Although, Skank Wars...
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Sure, that's harder to defend.
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Guys, Jay has been putting in long hours
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planning the restaurant.
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He deserves to relax, kick back,
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watch the Knicks lose in 4K.
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Good smack talk, babe.
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Speaking of the restaurant,
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has Jay given any
more thought to my idea
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about putting in a pizza oven?
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Gas or wood-fired, I'm not picky,
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but, you know, probably wood-fired.
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Sass is asking again about
you buying a pizza oven.
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Sorry, Sassarino,
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it just doesn't work
with the kitchen layout.
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First, tell him to
never call me that again,
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and then convey my deep
disappointment about the oven.
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So what are we thinking, babe,
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hang it on this wall, right?
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Oh, I don't know, I think people
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usually put them above the fireplace.
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Sort of a focal point.
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What? That's way too high.
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You want the TV to be at
eye-level when you're sitting.
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It's called optimal viewing angle.
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Oof, that was dripping
with condescension.
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That's the attitude that got Magenta
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kicked off of Skank Wars.
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Right, but if we put it there,
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then we'd have the back of
the couch facing the door,
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and that's bad feng shui.
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I got to go with Jay on this one.
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You don't want to be craning your neck,
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and that's coming from a guy
who knows about neck pain.
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Agreed. James Madison's hunting print
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was hung several feet too high.
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We could barely stare at it
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for the entire burn of a tallow candle.
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Wow, you guys did not have
a lot to do back then, huh?
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Other than invent democracy?
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Amongst Europeans.
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- Synced and corrected by
chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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How are the ghosts liking the marinara?
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Talk of food remind Thor of Flower.
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She also ate food when alive.
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Many times.
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- They seem to be enjoying it.
- Well, he's still struggling.
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I feel for the guy, but
she's in a better place.
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Any place would be better than here.
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A prisoner in my ancestral home,
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my kitchen reeking of exotic foods.
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It's spaghetti.
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So many vowels.
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I understand Thor's frustration.
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After all, Flower was his
third paramour to be sucked off.
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She was?
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Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting.
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None of you were around
for Luella or Flat Maria.
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Flat Maria?
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Until you've seen it,
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you can't imagine what a herd of
cattle can do to the human body.
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Oh, Jay, this is so sad.
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Apparently, Isaac says
Thor's had three girlfriends,
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and they all got sucked
off after dating him.
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Aw, poor guy.
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Sounds like he's got a Good Luck Chuck
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situation going on.
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Good Luck Chuck is a movie
about a guy named Chuck
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who slept with a lot of women.
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Flawless premise.
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And every woman that he hooked up with
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would marry the next man that she met.
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So, if Jay is correct,
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and this is indeed a
Good Luck Chuck situation,
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do we believe that any woman
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Thor becomes romantically entangled with
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may end up getting sucked off?
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Possibly.
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That poor Viking bastard.
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Interesting.
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Jay Arondekar at the charity stripe,
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game on the line, to
win the championship
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and save the world.
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Pizza oven.
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What? Get a pizza oven.
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You want a pizza oven.
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You can't live without a pizza oven.
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Shooting two.
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Yes!
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- Whoo!
- Wood-fired!
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Wood-fired! Wood-fired!
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- Wood-fired!
- Huh?
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Wood-fired!
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Hey there, Thor.
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Am I interrupting anything?
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I thought maybe you could
use some... cheering up.
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Not interrupting. Thor just
thinking about emptiness
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of universe, futility of existence,
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deliciousness of cod.
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Mm.
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Poor Thor.
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You've been through a lot.
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Maybe there's some way I can...
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help you relax.
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Oh, yes, that... very kind.
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Mm-hmm. Mm.
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I always forget how
pungent that wolf urine is.
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Is highest quality.
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First squeeze of dead wolf bladder.
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- Mm.
- Is most coveted.
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So interesting.
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It is nice.
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Don't be afraid to really get in there.
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I believe I'm in as...
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deep as I'm prepared to go.
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Question:
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what the H-E-double-hockey-sticks
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were you doing in Sam and
Jay's bedroom last night?
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What are you talking about?
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You thought I was
sleeping, but I wasn't,
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'cause of my sleep apnea,
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which I assumed I'd get rid
of when I died, but I didn't,
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so I'm always a little tired.
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Oh, hey, sweetie.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm just marking off
where the TV would go,
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if, you know, we put it where
Reddit and the Geek Squad
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and common sense say it should go.
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- And what are you doing?
- I'm following Samantha for the day.
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It's Wednesday.
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Jay, that would mean
the couch goes there,
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- which is insane.
- I don't know,
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the couch over there might look nice.
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Oh, the ghosts are laughing at you.
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I was thinking about
switching to Thursdays, but
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Wednesday is the day that
Samantha flirts with Kevin,
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the water delivery man.
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- I do not.
- What?
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Nothing.
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So, what is that?
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Are you looking up pizza ovens?
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Yeah, it was the strangest thing.
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I woke up this morning
absolutely certain
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that we should get a pizza
oven for the restaurant.
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I thought you said it wouldn't
fit with the kitchen layout.
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The man's allowed to
change his mind, Sam.
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I don't know.
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I just woke up convinced,
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so I'm gonna find a way to make it work.
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You're the chef.
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Looks like it's your lucky day, Sass.
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Yeah. Very lucky.
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Well, I have Zoom yoga.
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Well, I have Zoom yoga.
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50 bucks says there's not a
single Indian person there.
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So, yesterday, Jay says he
doesn't want a pizza oven.
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Then you did some weird
thing to him while he slept,
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and he just woke up wanting one?
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Yeah, pretty cool coincidence, huh?
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What's going on, Sass?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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We are roommates. I
tell you all my secrets.
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You know about my Loni
Anderson river rafting fantasy.
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- What's your point, Pete?
- The point is, I tell you
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everything, and I know there's
something you're not telling me.
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And-and if you're doing
something to hurt my Jay...
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Would you stop? Keep
your voice down, okay?
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I'm not hurting Jay. Just listen.
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It's my ghost power.
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Okay? I can subtly influence Livings
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by going into their dreams.
Just don't tell anyone.
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Cheese and crackers. That's incredible.
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Holy guacamole.
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Would you please stop swearing
cleanly? It's very annoying.
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It's just, that's one heck of
a ghost power. Cookie Crisp.
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I mean, dip my chip, you can
jump into other people's dreams?
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Shh! Yes, okay? And no
one knows other than Thor,
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who I had to tell because
we were alone together
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for many years, and there
were a lot of awkward silences.
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So, you can just make
people do whatever you want?
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Well, it's not that simple.
I have to gain their trust,
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repeatedly show up in their dreams,
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and the person has to be susceptible.
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Luckily, Jay's mind is like taffy.
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Wait, so-so you're, like,
always hanging out with Jay, huh?
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- Yeah.
- What... what does he dream about?
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- Uh, mostly basketball...
- Cool.
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- ... and space travel.
- Love that.
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And, sometimes, he has a dream about Sam
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- in that, uh, Princess Leia bikini.
- Of course he does.
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Jay's a real wife guy.
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Hmm. But I got to say, I mean,
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this doesn't seem ethical, Sass.
I mean, mind controlling people?
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Don't you dare say anything, Pete.
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Okay? We're roommates, right?
We keep each other's secrets.
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But this affects other people.
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I mean, I-I don't think Sam and Jay
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would appreciate what you're doing.
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Well, I know someone
who would appreciate it.
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You.
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When Jay puts your
favorite camping treat...
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s'mores... on his restaurant menu.
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I can make that happen,
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if you play ball.
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Just think about it.
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Graham cracker,
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chocolate, and that white stuff
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that showed up, like, 100 years ago.
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- Marshmallow.
- Marshmallow.
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No! I can't.
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Look, the only s'more I'm interested in
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is s'more integrity around here.
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- Ugh. You're so lame.
- Yeah,
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that may be true, but at
least I can sleep at night.
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Well, I mean, if it
weren't for the apnea,
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which, again, is so weird that
that exists in the afterlife.
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Mm...
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Hey. You doing okay, Trevor?
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You look like when Sam and Jay
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put parental controls on the Internet.
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I don't think things are
working out with me and Hetty.
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Didn't you two break up?
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Oh, right. No, we just told you all that
240
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so we could sneak around,
which makes the sex hotter.
241
00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:03,283
Child, you two are exhausting.
242
00:09:03,414 --> 00:09:04,458
I know.
243
00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:07,287
Anyway, I just saw her
trying to seduce Thor.
244
00:09:07,418 --> 00:09:09,158
Wait. What? Our Thor?
245
00:09:09,289 --> 00:09:10,944
"Never learned pronouns" Thor?
246
00:09:11,074 --> 00:09:13,947
Yes. Although, I know it's not
like she's into him for real.
247
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She's just trying to get sucked off.
248
00:09:15,601 --> 00:09:18,125
Uh-uh. Back up. Walk me through this.
249
00:09:18,255 --> 00:09:19,474
Okay, Isaac told us
that Flower's actually
250
00:09:19,605 --> 00:09:21,563
the third girlfriend of
Thor's to get sucked off.
251
00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,086
Basically, people think
he's like a ticket to heaven.
252
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Interesting.
253
00:09:24,914 --> 00:09:26,002
I mean, it's gross, right?
254
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,743
Using him like that?
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Not to mention, completely rude to me.
256
00:09:29,571 --> 00:09:31,530
Very interesting.
257
00:09:34,403 --> 00:09:36,231
Pete just told me what
you've been up to, Sass.
258
00:09:36,362 --> 00:09:37,754
Are you kidding?
259
00:09:37,885 --> 00:09:39,190
You've been entering my husband's dreams
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00:09:39,321 --> 00:09:40,540
to manipulate his thoughts?
261
00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:44,239
Okay, yes, but I really
wanted a pizza oven.
262
00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:46,328
Wait, where's Isaac? I thought
he was shadowing you today?
263
00:09:46,459 --> 00:09:48,939
Yeah, he fell asleep during
child's pose, so I snuck out.
264
00:09:49,069 --> 00:09:51,986
The point is, this is a huge
breach of trust and privacy.
265
00:09:52,116 --> 00:09:54,858
Not to mention, it's creepy.
Just stay out of Jay's head.
266
00:09:54,989 --> 00:09:55,990
I'm sorry. Lesson learned.
267
00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:57,079
- Thank you.
- And you know what?
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I'm proud of you, Sam.
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00:09:59,168 --> 00:10:01,997
- What do you mean?
- Well, I just think that
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another wife, a lesser wife,
271
00:10:04,129 --> 00:10:07,959
might want to use this power
to her own benefit. Like,
272
00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:11,398
I don't know, to win an
ongoing marital dispute.
273
00:10:12,877 --> 00:10:16,315
Did you guys ever decide where
to put the TV, by the way?
274
00:10:16,446 --> 00:10:17,752
What are you saying?
275
00:10:17,882 --> 00:10:19,363
Oh, I think you know what I'm saying.
276
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,713
And you know where to find me.
277
00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:24,586
Oh, there you are.
278
00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:26,457
Man, I feel refreshed.
279
00:10:26,588 --> 00:10:29,982
Now, down to the desk for the
weekly sorting of the mail.
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00:10:30,113 --> 00:10:31,506
Wednesdays.
281
00:10:35,423 --> 00:10:36,685
We need to talk.
282
00:10:36,815 --> 00:10:37,860
Trevor.
283
00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:39,165
Is something troubling you?
284
00:10:39,296 --> 00:10:40,819
Yeah, something's troubling me.
285
00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,387
We're secretly hooking up
286
00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,128
and you're secretly trying
to hook up with my roommate.
287
00:10:44,258 --> 00:10:45,912
Oh, you're talking about the Thor thing.
288
00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:48,262
Well, there's nothing secret about it.
289
00:10:48,393 --> 00:10:49,481
I was most overt, I left the door open.
290
00:10:49,612 --> 00:10:51,135
We literally can't close doors.
291
00:10:51,265 --> 00:10:54,094
Okay, I get why you're upset.
292
00:10:54,225 --> 00:10:56,053
But if you
293
00:10:56,183 --> 00:10:57,533
truly cared for me,
294
00:10:57,663 --> 00:10:58,663
wouldn't you want me to get sucked off
295
00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:00,144
by being with your roommate?
296
00:11:00,274 --> 00:11:01,841
- Well...
- In a way,
297
00:11:01,972 --> 00:11:03,277
isn't it you who's being selfish?
298
00:11:03,408 --> 00:11:04,801
The point is,
299
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,020
I forgive you.
300
00:11:06,151 --> 00:11:09,241
No. No. This? You and me, is over.
301
00:11:09,371 --> 00:11:11,373
What you did with Thor was wrong.
302
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,550
And just so you know,
Alberta agrees with me.
303
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,770
Alberta knows about Thor's magic hammer?
304
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:19,512
Yeah, and she found your
behavior "very interesting."
305
00:11:19,643 --> 00:11:21,601
- Is that what she said?
- Yeah. Twice.
306
00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:23,734
So...
307
00:11:23,864 --> 00:11:25,170
sorry, sister, but I'm
walking through this door
308
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:26,476
- and I'm not coming back.
- I've got to go.
309
00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:30,219
Oh, morning, sweetie.
310
00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:31,438
- How'd you sleep?
- Incredible.
311
00:11:31,569 --> 00:11:33,309
Do you know where our tools are?
312
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,702
I did not sleep well.
313
00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:36,530
My tongue literally
slips into my throat.
314
00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:38,097
Which is already pretty
packed real estate.
315
00:11:38,227 --> 00:11:39,577
Why do you need the tools?
316
00:11:39,707 --> 00:11:41,100
I'm going to hang the TV.
I woke up thinking about it
317
00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:42,230
and you know what? You were right.
318
00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:44,582
- What?
- Really?
319
00:11:44,712 --> 00:11:47,367
Yeah, I mean, who cares
about optimal viewing angle?
320
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,543
You want the TV over the mantle.
321
00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,503
No, you don't, that's what she wants.
322
00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:52,895
I cannot believe you.
323
00:11:53,026 --> 00:11:54,462
Now you're using Sass
to get what you want?
324
00:11:54,593 --> 00:11:55,985
Well, Jay, it was such a trivial matter.
325
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,552
And not remotely worth
getting worked up about.
326
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,902
But I'm glad it's behind us now.
327
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:02,818
You're a bad lady. A bad, bad lady.
328
00:12:02,949 --> 00:12:05,647
I mean, walking in and
seeing the back of the couch.
329
00:12:05,778 --> 00:12:07,867
I mean, w-what are we, animals?
330
00:12:07,997 --> 00:12:09,651
- Right?
- Bad lady!
331
00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:13,699
You know, I was
thinking about that story
332
00:12:13,829 --> 00:12:14,962
you were telling the other day.
333
00:12:15,092 --> 00:12:16,833
The one about you raiding that village
334
00:12:16,964 --> 00:12:20,794
using those big, strong arms of yours.
335
00:12:20,924 --> 00:12:24,101
That's many of Thor's stories.
Can you be more specific?
336
00:12:24,232 --> 00:12:28,192
The one where you ripped a pig
apart using your bare hands.
337
00:12:28,323 --> 00:12:29,977
Do you remember what type of pig?
338
00:12:30,107 --> 00:12:32,719
Thor? Just the man I was looking for.
339
00:12:32,849 --> 00:12:34,938
Alberta, mind if I steal him for a sec?
340
00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:36,157
Actually, we're kind of
in the middle of something.
341
00:12:36,287 --> 00:12:37,768
I bet you are.
342
00:12:37,899 --> 00:12:40,249
Unfortunately, I really
must speak with Thor alone.
343
00:12:40,379 --> 00:12:42,207
Whatever you need to say to
Thor you can say in front of me.
344
00:12:42,338 --> 00:12:43,382
Back off, woman.
345
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,776
Mm. I go first. You owe me.
346
00:12:45,907 --> 00:12:47,604
Your son killed me and
you hid it for a century!
347
00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:49,388
I've been stuck here longer than you.
348
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,086
If anyone's getting sucked
off, it's gonna be me.
349
00:12:51,216 --> 00:12:52,957
What do you mean, "sucked off"?
350
00:12:53,088 --> 00:12:54,393
Oh, uh...
351
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,352
You misheard me.
352
00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:58,397
Let's talk about cod.
353
00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,790
- Oh, wonderful fish. Flaky.
- Mm.
354
00:12:59,921 --> 00:13:01,314
Enough!
355
00:13:02,577 --> 00:13:04,230
Someone tell Thor what's going on here.
356
00:13:04,361 --> 00:13:07,407
Thor... we have...
357
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:09,279
been informed...
358
00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:11,281
that when you date someone,
359
00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:12,978
they tend to get sucked off.
360
00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:14,284
So you just...
361
00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:16,852
using Thor to get to Valhalla?
362
00:13:18,201 --> 00:13:23,728
Preying on Thor's
painful past with Flower,
363
00:13:23,859 --> 00:13:25,557
Luella,
364
00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:28,081
Flat Maria.
365
00:13:28,212 --> 00:13:31,694
My little pancake.
366
00:13:35,872 --> 00:13:38,483
So I need you to use
your power to alert Jay.
367
00:13:38,614 --> 00:13:40,964
Write on the mirror,
send a text message.
368
00:13:41,094 --> 00:13:42,792
I don't want to micromanage,
but he needs to be warned.
369
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,271
Hold up.
370
00:13:44,402 --> 00:13:46,273
This whole time, Sass
has had the ability
371
00:13:46,404 --> 00:13:48,146
to manipulate Livings' dreams?
372
00:13:48,276 --> 00:13:50,017
Yep. And now Sam is getting him
373
00:13:50,148 --> 00:13:52,063
to use it for her own evil purposes.
374
00:13:52,193 --> 00:13:53,325
I mean, can you believe that?
375
00:13:53,455 --> 00:13:54,718
So, Sass can use his power
376
00:13:54,848 --> 00:13:57,024
to help other people get what they want?
377
00:13:57,155 --> 00:13:59,723
- Exactly.
- Interesting.
378
00:14:02,377 --> 00:14:03,901
I don't think it's a good idea.
379
00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:05,467
I mean, we're kind of
pushing our luck here.
380
00:14:05,598 --> 00:14:08,209
Do it or I'll email Jay
and blow up your whole game.
381
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:10,517
You got this.
382
00:14:13,563 --> 00:14:15,348
The Blorzaks are tracking us.
383
00:14:15,478 --> 00:14:17,698
- I want rear shields to full.
- Yes, sir!
384
00:14:17,829 --> 00:14:19,569
Here's your space report, space boss.
385
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:20,788
It's exactly what I feared.
386
00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:23,661
That is a lot of space.
387
00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,488
Shall we engage the atomic torpedoes?
388
00:14:25,619 --> 00:14:27,360
Actually, what I think we need is...
389
00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:29,009
Oh, what was that thing you wanted?
390
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,885
A Kathy Ireland poster.
391
00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:32,670
- She was a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.
- Okay.
392
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,585
The only thing that can save the ship
393
00:14:34,716 --> 00:14:36,283
is a Kathy Ireland poster.
394
00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:37,850
What?
395
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,895
According to my database,
396
00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:41,723
she's a late 20th century supermodel.
397
00:14:41,854 --> 00:14:42,942
What are you guys doing?
398
00:14:43,769 --> 00:14:45,466
Are you going into Jay's dreams again?
399
00:14:45,596 --> 00:14:47,146
Pete, go back to sleep, okay?
400
00:14:47,176 --> 00:14:48,425
I'm just helping Trevor.
It's not a big deal.
401
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:50,123
Pete? Trevor?
402
00:14:50,253 --> 00:14:51,515
What's going on?
403
00:14:51,646 --> 00:14:53,735
Damn it. Dream Jay is suspicious.
404
00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:55,432
Hey.
405
00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:57,522
You're the pizza ref.
406
00:14:57,653 --> 00:14:59,089
And the old fortune teller who told me
407
00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:00,787
to hang the TV over the fireplace.
408
00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:01,917
Chef, the Blorzakian warships...
409
00:15:01,918 --> 00:15:03,224
Not now, Flargon.
410
00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:04,791
Are you...
411
00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:06,357
Are you Sass?
412
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,272
Now he's asking if I'm Sasappis.
413
00:15:08,403 --> 00:15:10,100
I mean...
414
00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:13,321
No, I'm not.
415
00:15:13,451 --> 00:15:15,323
Then how did you know his full name?
416
00:15:15,453 --> 00:15:17,059
Okay, Sam made me do it.
417
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,326
Okay? Sam made me do it
418
00:15:18,456 --> 00:15:19,457
and-and I like the TV
where you wanted it.
419
00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:25,943
You are so busted.
420
00:15:26,074 --> 00:15:27,075
You made your bed, Sam.
421
00:15:27,205 --> 00:15:28,554
And now you got to lie in it.
422
00:15:28,685 --> 00:15:29,991
Get it?
423
00:15:30,121 --> 00:15:31,296
Because she's sleeping.
424
00:15:31,427 --> 00:15:32,751
And also guilty of a deceitful act.
425
00:15:36,863 --> 00:15:38,048
Hey, sweetheart. Good morning.
426
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,274
I made you your favorite frittata.
427
00:15:41,404 --> 00:15:42,963
That's so sweet of you.
428
00:15:44,523 --> 00:15:46,127
There's nothing there.
429
00:15:46,257 --> 00:15:47,384
Because I didn't make you a frittata.
430
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,073
I lied.
431
00:15:49,204 --> 00:15:51,283
Sucks when you can't
trust your partner, right?
432
00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:52,713
Jay knows, he knows everything.
433
00:15:52,842 --> 00:15:54,836
Yeah, I got that, Sass.
434
00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:57,479
Oh, interesting. Is your invisible
creepy dream creeper here?
435
00:15:57,609 --> 00:15:59,039
Tell him I tried to warn him.
436
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:00,772
I-I'm sorry, can someone catch me up?
437
00:16:00,902 --> 00:16:02,895
Sass has been controlling Jay
438
00:16:03,026 --> 00:16:04,932
by entering his dreams,
it's his ghost power.
439
00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:07,749
Seriously? And I get the fart thing.
440
00:16:07,878 --> 00:16:10,565
Okay, Jay, I'm sorry.
It was very dumb of me.
441
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:13,165
I only found out about Sass's
ghost power two days ago.
442
00:16:13,295 --> 00:16:14,941
I-I should've told you right away.
443
00:16:15,071 --> 00:16:17,931
But no, you wanted to
win a stupid argument.
444
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,095
And I don't even care about the TV.
445
00:16:21,224 --> 00:16:22,914
I care that you violated my trust.
446
00:16:23,044 --> 00:16:25,124
But it's not just you I'm mad at.
447
00:16:25,254 --> 00:16:26,554
He's not mad at me, is he?
448
00:16:26,684 --> 00:16:27,854
I had his back all along.
449
00:16:27,984 --> 00:16:29,847
I got this badge for loyalty.
450
00:16:29,977 --> 00:16:31,754
Oh, no, wait, that's apple picking.
451
00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:34,180
I do so much stuff for the ghosts.
452
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,650
Unlike you, I don't
even get to see them.
453
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:38,340
And now I learn, all this time,
454
00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:40,463
one ghost had the power to
actually sort of be my friend
455
00:16:40,593 --> 00:16:42,889
and he took that power
456
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,100
and used it to get me
to do even more stuff.
457
00:16:45,229 --> 00:16:47,439
Sam, just please tell Jay I'm sorry.
458
00:16:47,569 --> 00:16:48,869
Sass says he's sorry.
459
00:16:50,472 --> 00:16:52,899
It's cool.
460
00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:55,932
I guess I just know where I stand.
461
00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:59,355
Whew. I'm relieved.
462
00:17:01,132 --> 00:17:02,951
Thor?
463
00:17:04,078 --> 00:17:05,680
We owe you an apology.
464
00:17:05,811 --> 00:17:10,057
It was very wrong of us to try
to seduce you for our own benefit.
465
00:17:10,188 --> 00:17:12,527
The thing is, we were
just jealous of Flower.
466
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,908
Hetty and I have both had some
very big suck off-worthy moments.
467
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:17,292
There's no excuse.
468
00:17:17,424 --> 00:17:21,540
Intimacy is sacred act between
two people who love each other.
469
00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:25,093
Or between dozens of
strangers at mead-fueled orgy.
470
00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:27,217
You're right, we're
very sorry that we tried
471
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,079
to take advantage of you
at this difficult time.
472
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:31,983
Thank you. It is difficult.
473
00:17:32,113 --> 00:17:34,712
Flower not just most adventurous lover,
474
00:17:34,843 --> 00:17:37,356
she also only ghost who
ever really take time to...
475
00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:39,349
listen to Thor.
476
00:17:39,478 --> 00:17:41,645
You know, Thor,
477
00:17:41,775 --> 00:17:43,509
I'd like to hear the rest of that
478
00:17:43,638 --> 00:17:45,329
"splitting the pig in half" story.
479
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,365
I also want to hear
about splitting the pig.
480
00:17:47,495 --> 00:17:49,271
You're just saying that.
481
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,831
Damn right we are.
482
00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:54,081
Now, you tell us and we're gonna
listen to every gory detail.
483
00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:56,334
Okay, well,
484
00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:59,844
what a lot of people don't know
is pig has weak spot in spine.
485
00:17:59,974 --> 00:18:01,880
And once you locate spot, well,
486
00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,614
you can just rip it
in half just like goat.
487
00:18:03,744 --> 00:18:05,780
Hey, big guy.
488
00:18:05,911 --> 00:18:07,773
Oh, sorry.
489
00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:09,203
I was actually hoping
to catch you alone.
490
00:18:09,334 --> 00:18:11,543
He's wise to the whole Good
Luck Chuck thing, Nancy.
491
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,190
What Good Luck Chuck thing?
492
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,313
I was just waiting a
respectful amount of time
493
00:18:15,443 --> 00:18:17,349
post-Flower, but, uh...
494
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,429
Cards on the table.
495
00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:21,466
I want to climb that tree.
496
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,152
To the top.
497
00:18:24,283 --> 00:18:26,276
Whew.
498
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,096
Arondekar at the free throw line again,
499
00:18:28,225 --> 00:18:31,042
but this time he's just
sitting sadly on the floor.
500
00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:33,035
What a turn of events.
501
00:18:33,165 --> 00:18:34,899
- Hey, Jay.
- Let me guess.
502
00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:36,415
Hetty wants a mound of ghost cocaine?
503
00:18:36,545 --> 00:18:37,802
Uh, I mean, if that's
something you could arrange,
504
00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:39,274
I'm sure she wouldn't turn it down,
505
00:18:39,405 --> 00:18:41,094
but that's not why I'm here.
506
00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:43,045
And now the referee is
sitting down with Arondekar.
507
00:18:43,174 --> 00:18:45,731
This is unprecedented.
508
00:18:45,861 --> 00:18:47,595
I wanted to tell you myself
I'm really sorry, Jay.
509
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:49,848
I'm never gonna trick you again.
510
00:18:49,977 --> 00:18:51,104
Partly because now that
you know what I look like,
511
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,967
it won't work, but mostly because
512
00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:54,310
you don't do that to a friend.
513
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,564
- You want to be friends?
- Yeah.
514
00:18:56,693 --> 00:18:58,730
We had a lot of fun
fighting those Blorzaks.
515
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:01,706
And if it's not too boring,
516
00:19:01,935 --> 00:19:03,627
maybe we could hang out once in a while.
517
00:19:03,756 --> 00:19:05,533
I'd like that.
518
00:19:06,182 --> 00:19:08,436
Bring it in.
519
00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:10,213
He's hugging it out with the ref.
520
00:19:10,342 --> 00:19:12,423
Jay's opponents are stunned. One of whom
521
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,065
appears to be his high
school calculus teacher.
522
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,449
Where's your homework, Jay?
523
00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:24,035
Everything okay?
524
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:25,621
Yeah, babe, just having a good dream.
525
00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:35,307
And that was Good Luck Chuck.
526
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,823
Hope you all enjoyed, if any
of you are actually in here.
527
00:19:37,954 --> 00:19:39,096
Chuck very lucky.
528
00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:41,511
For in the end, Chuck find love.
529
00:19:41,642 --> 00:19:43,487
But, alas...
530
00:19:43,619 --> 00:19:45,945
for Thorfinn there
will be no happy ending.
531
00:19:46,077 --> 00:19:47,307
What's going on?
532
00:19:47,438 --> 00:19:49,414
Why isn't Jay watching
the new TV in the den?
533
00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:51,916
Ugh, they gave up on
that. Too much arguing.
534
00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:53,980
They decided it was better
that no one be happy.
535
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,526
Marriage, am I right?
536
00:19:56,659 --> 00:19:58,326
Hey, please don't say
that. Isaac's engaged.
537
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,039
Marriage is great, Isaac.
538
00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:02,190
Your wife was sleeping
with your best friend.
539
00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:04,144
But I didn't know that.
540
00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:06,098
You're right. Good point, Pete.
541
00:20:06,229 --> 00:20:08,161
Hey, Jay, what do you say
we put these decorations up?
542
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:09,887
Halloween is just around the corner.
543
00:20:10,018 --> 00:20:11,643
Sounds good, babe.
544
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:14,233
Wait a minute. Halloween.
545
00:20:14,365 --> 00:20:15,463
Remember last year we
brought that super hot maid
546
00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:17,219
back from heaven with the séance?
547
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,545
Are you saying we
should bring Flower back
548
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:20,775
from heaven this Halloween?
549
00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:22,707
Can we please have one normal year?
550
00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:25,429
Yes! This Halloween,
551
00:20:25,561 --> 00:20:28,854
we bring back my girlfriend from heaven!
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