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- Listen, don't forget you got
to be home early tonight.
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- 'cause...'cause somebody's
coming over.
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See?
I listen to you.
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- Yeah, somebody,
my sister.
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- Yay, aunt jennifer.
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Can I ride her motorcycle?
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- No.
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And neither can daddy.
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Come on, guys.
Let's get ready for school.
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Let's go.
Wash up.
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- So how long
is your sister staying?
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- Oh, for a while,
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I hope, this time.
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- Yeah, well, with her,
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We could just be some pit
stop to some acupunctury
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Aroma therapy
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Hindu
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Festival of hugging.
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- She's just trying
to find herself, ray.
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She hasn't looked
near the soap.
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- She doesn't smell, ray.
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That was patchouli oil
that time.
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- Patchouli.
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What is that,
hindu for "stink"?
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- Stop it, ray.
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She smells fine.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Hi, dears.
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I brought you
my big spoon.
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- Ah, see?
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Ah.
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Ah, see,
that's beautiful.
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That is what a woman
should smell like.
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Lemon pledge
and meat sauce.
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- Jeffrey, do not splash water
out of the tub.
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Ray, where you going?
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- Ah, we--
I'm going to get towels.
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- We don't need more towels.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we do.
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- Ray, door.
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- Guess I'll do everything.
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- Ray.
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- Hey, jennifer.
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- Ray, come here.
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Give me a hug.
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How are ya?
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Aw, look at this.
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Fresh from the tub.
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- Yeah, baths.
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You can't beat a nice bath.
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- Jen.
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- Jennifer.
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Give me a hug.
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- She smells fine, ray.
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- Really?
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- Look how big
you've gotten.
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I can't believe
how long it's been.
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- Yeah, two years.
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Really?
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- Yeah. Well,
you've been so busy.
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Oh, mom and dad told me
they saw you in sri lanka.
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- Oh, it's so great there.
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You should go.
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- Oh, sure, right after
I fold these towels.
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- Okay, who wants presents?
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- Oh, presents.
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Yay. Me.
- Me.
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Me too.
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- Sorry, ray.
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Oh, that's for you.
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- A necklace.
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- Ohh, very pretty.
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What are these,
rosary beads?
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Prayer cards.
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Hmm.
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Hey, a saint jude
rookie card.
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- Okay, what do you say
to aunt jennifer?
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- Thank you,
aunt jennifer.
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- You're welcome.
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- Where'd you get
all that stuff?
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- From work.
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- Where do you work,
heaven?
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- Maybe someday.
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I'm a nun.
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Great, you're a nun.
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- I am.
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- No, you're not.
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- Yes, I am.
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I joined
the sisters of charity.
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We got a secret handshake
and everything.
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- Oh, stop that.
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- Really, I am a nun.
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Or I will be
in a couple weeks
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When I take my final vows.
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After that,
they're sending me to zaire.
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- What do you mean,
like, in africa?
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- Yep.
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- Wow, you got to--
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You got to get
a big shot in your--
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Your bottom for that.
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- I already did.
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- Man, you're really
into this.
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- Are you hungry?
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'cause I'll heat
something up for you.
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- Wait.
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What do you think?
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- Oh, about the nun thing?
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It's great.
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That is just great.
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Is meat loaf okay?
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- Sure.
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- Ooh, debra's meat loaf.
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You might need another shot.
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You know the expression,
turn the other cheek.
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
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I'm real sorry.
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Yeah.
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Are you thirsty?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, all right,
I'll go get us--
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I'll get us
some drinks, yeah.
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What do you think?
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- Can you believe this?
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She's gonna be a nun now.
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- I know;
I can't.
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She's a nun.
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I feel weird.
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Hey, how come
we don't have
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Any crucifixes
hanging up here, huh?
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Nothing.
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Get a magnet one for the fridge
or something.
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- What?
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- And you know what?
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While she's here,
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I'm thinking
maybe we should both
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Try to be
a little more...
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ah, ah...
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- Okay, why don't we start
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By you going to church
every Sunday?
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- Let's not go crazy.
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- Yeah,
you know what this is?
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This is just her latest phase.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, the nun phase,
I went through that.
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Yeah.
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- This is her; this is what
she does to get attention,
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So I want you
to just ignore it, okay?
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- How can I--
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- Just don't make a big deal
about the nun--
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- Will you--
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- Hello there,
ms. Jennifer.
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- Robert.
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- A little birdie told me
you were comin'.
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- Oh, you are still
the world's best hugger.
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- It's been a while.
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- Since ray and debra's
wedding.
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- Yeah, listen, look,
about the wedding,
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You know, that was a crazy time,
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And you know,
maybe things got
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A little out of hand.
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You know,
all the free champagne,
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And things moved
kind of fast, you know.
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- I thought you were sweet.
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- No, no,
I embarrassed myself.
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- No, you didn't.
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I've fainted before too.
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- Yeah, but you didn't
take out a wedding cake.
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- Well, you look great.
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- Well, so do you.
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- Thanks.
Things going well?
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- Yeah, things
are going good.
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I got promoted
to sergeant,
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Moved into my own place.
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You know, little stuff.
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- That's great.
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- So how about you?
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Whose heart are you
breaking these days?
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- Actually, I'm becoming a nun,
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So I guess you could say
that I'm married to god.
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- I have a girlfriend.
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Her name's amy.
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- Hey, robert.
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- Hey, ray.
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Let me help you with that there,
buddy.
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- It's a glass.
I can--
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- No, it's heavy.
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Let me take it.
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- Okay.
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- So did jennifer tell you
about her
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Exciting new business?
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- Great retirement plan.
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- Hey, y-you know
who I loved when I was a kid?
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The singin' nun.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Me too, yeah.
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But only for her music.
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- Hey, hey,
you remember that song?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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dominique, nique, nique
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- Hey.
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- Hey, kids in bed?
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- Yeah, yeah,
you should've stayed up.
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What a great movie.
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- Oh, I've seen it
a thousand times.
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- It's almost like
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The hills really
are alive.
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And I like when julie andrews
does this.
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- You're very talented.
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- Yeah.
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You like that?
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Hey, how about this?
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dominique, nique, nique...
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Hey.
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- Maybe it won't be so hard
to give up men.
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- I just--
I love that song.
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I just--
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- Hey, deb,
you got an alarm clock?
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I want to make 6:30 mass
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At that church
down the street.
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6:30?
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Is god even up then?
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- Anyone interested
in joining me?
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- I usually go
over by work.
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- Okay then.
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Good night.
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- Night.
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- Night.
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I lied half-naked
to a nun.
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- Oh, please.
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6:30 in the morning.
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That's what time
she used to go to bed.
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Where did she
get this from?
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- I don't know.
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Maybe your sister
got one of those callings.
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- Yeah, well,
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Then that call
was on hold
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While she dated the who.
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- Why is this bothering you
so much?
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- I don't know.
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You wouldn't understand.
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- Oh, yeah, that's right.
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I'm too stupid.
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I wouldn't understand.
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Yeah.
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It's not like
you're so complicated, you know?
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You're mad at her,
and it's so obvious why.
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- Go ahead.
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- You're mad at her
because...
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She dated the who.
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No, wait.
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I know.
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I know.
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I--you--you are
so very mad at her
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Because...
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You...
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Are not...
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The good sister anymore.
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- What?
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- Aha ha!
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That's it.
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That's it.
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You always used to be
the good one,
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And jennifer
was the bad one.
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But now
she's becoming a nun,
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Which makes her
the really good one.
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She wins.
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- That's not it.
- Then what is it?
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- I don't know,
but that's not it.
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- You just don't like
me being right, right?
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You're allowed
to analyze me up and down,
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But I--I hit on
a psychological undercoating
271
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:48,279
And--and you can't give me
my due.
272
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,715
- You're a genius,
professor.
273
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,152
- So what?
274
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,320
So you're the bad one.
275
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,790
So what?
276
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:02,260
I prefer the bad one.
277
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:11,870
The bad ones are naughty.
278
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:12,937
- Oh.
279
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,707
Get off of me, ray.
280
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,676
- Okay, bad girl--
281
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:18,677
- Ray!
282
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,111
- All right.
283
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:27,452
All alone in rightville.
284
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:38,930
- Oh, this salad
is so wonderful, jennifer.
285
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,899
It may be the best salad
I've ever eaten.
286
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,106
- Excuse me, sister jennifer.
287
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,307
Mightn't I trouble you
288
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,910
To pass the peas
this way, perchance?
289
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,781
- She's not the queen,
frank.
290
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,384
- How about not talking
with your mouth full?
291
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:04,055
- How about you jumpin'--
292
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,959
I'm just trying
to enjoy god's bounty.
293
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:11,963
- Let me help you, deb.
294
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,431
- Oh, that's okay,
I got it.
295
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,966
So you want dessert
now or later?
296
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,769
- Oh, now, dear,
297
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,838
'cause I have something
extra-special for jennifer
298
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,239
Across the street.
299
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,240
- I already have--
300
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,975
- I'll be right back.
301
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,045
- Marie, you shouldn't
have bothered.
302
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,079
- Oh, nonsense.
303
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,380
It isn't every day
304
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,449
That we have someone
like you with us.
305
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:36,921
- Ray, would you stop it?
306
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,356
- So, uh,
307
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,025
Sister jennifer, uh,
308
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,527
May I ask you a question
309
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,296
That's been on my mind
for quite some time?
310
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,165
- Sure, frank.
311
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,833
- It's a rare opportunity
312
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:52,103
For me to talk to someone
of your vocation,
313
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,305
Which leads me
to my question.
314
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:58,243
What do you gals wear
under there?
315
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,511
- Dad.
- Dad!
316
00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:01,146
- What?
317
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,448
- We can't discuss religion
at the table?
318
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:11,523
- Deb, deb, deb, deb.
319
00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:13,224
Deb.
320
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,360
- What?
321
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,095
- Don't pretend with me.
322
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,365
I only know too well
323
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,502
The pain of being
number two.
324
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,371
- What did ray tell you?
325
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,906
- About you
and your sister?
326
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,507
He doesn't have to tell me.
327
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,910
I've seen
that face before
328
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:35,046
In the mirror.
329
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,381
- No, my sister and I
330
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,216
Don't have that kind
of relationship.
331
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,084
- Oh, no?
332
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:43,421
It starts the first day
they bring the new one home.
333
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,123
There you are,
innocently playing
334
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,325
With your bongo monkey.
335
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,603
All the relatives
336
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,574
Just oohing and ahhing
over the new little blessing.
337
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,975
So cute, so--
338
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,544
So precious.
339
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,247
Then mama's darling
begins to cry.
340
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,615
Someone comes up with
the bright idea
341
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,251
Of giving him your bongo.
342
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,453
"that'll calm him down."
343
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,422
And from that day forward,
344
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,591
Say good-bye to your monkey
and assume the position.
345
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:22,594
You are now number two.
346
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,530
- I'm the younger one, robert.
347
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,466
- What's that?
348
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,968
- I'm the youngest.
349
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,036
They would be giving me
the bongo monkey.
350
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,272
- Oh.
351
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,140
Well, it's just
a very general story
352
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:40,445
Intended to illuminate
the human condition.
353
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,280
- Thank you.
354
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,116
- Give me more than ray.
355
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,522
Okay, who wants ice cream?
356
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,523
- Thank you.
357
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,892
- Uh-huh.
358
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,894
- Here we go.
359
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:07,538
A special cake
for a special someone.
360
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,641
- It's beautiful.
361
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,910
- Well, it was made
with love
362
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:15,079
In honor of the sacrifices
you're making for us.
363
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,283
- Is there
a special dessert grace,
364
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:22,020
Or can we just
chop this thing up?
365
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,354
- Let's dig in.
366
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,089
I'm sure I won't be
seeing much cake
367
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,691
Like this in zaire.
368
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,393
- Ha, zaire.
369
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,694
- What?
370
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,396
- You're really gonna
go to zaire
371
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,431
And give up cake and
double stuffed oreos and men?
372
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,166
- What are you saying,
I can't do it?
373
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,236
- Oh, I just think that
before you become a nun
374
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,971
And move to zaire,
375
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,372
You might want to
376
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,608
You know, try this
lifestyle out for,
377
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,343
Oh, a weekend.
378
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,180
- Debra, I don't think
that was appropriate.
379
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,184
- me neither.
380
00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,324
- Not appropriate?
381
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,491
Okay, jen,
382
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,726
Why don't you tell us
383
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,195
What is appropriate
nun behavior?
384
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,964
- Okay? Um...
385
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:06,965
Hmm.
386
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,633
Smoking?
387
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,302
- You smoke?
388
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,637
- I used to smoke.
389
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,339
- Yeah, everybody
at her commune smoked.
390
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,708
Sometimes those funny
little cigarettes, hmm?
391
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:23,448
- Hey, how come robert's
got more ice cream than me?
392
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:34,425
- You were
a pot-smoking hippie?
393
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,626
- No, it was just a place
394
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,128
Where people
could live together
395
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,098
And grow organic vegetables.
396
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,100
- Naked.
397
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,505
- You handled food naked?
398
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,609
- That's what makes it organic.
399
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,787
- Yeah, the hills
were really alive then.
400
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,023
- What is wrong with you?
401
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,424
- What's wrong with you?
402
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,497
- Excuse me.
403
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,051
- What are you doing?
404
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,052
- Do you mind?
405
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,053
I'd like to be alone.
406
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,087
- Come on, you want to talk?
407
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,321
- No, could you go?
408
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,392
- Make me.
409
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:45,430
- I would,
but you're a nun now.
410
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,265
- I'll put the vows
on hold for a second.
411
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,267
You want a piece of me?
412
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,401
- Vows.
413
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,803
- Hey, knock it off.
414
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,304
I know
you can't believe it,
415
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,073
But I happen to be
serious about this.
416
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,074
- Why?
417
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,375
- What, why am I becoming a nun?
418
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,676
- Yeah, why don't you
tell me?
419
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,278
- Because I want to be
better than you.
420
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,750
- What?
421
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,619
- Yeah, that's why
we all become nuns.
422
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,256
- I never thought
that was it.
423
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,125
- Chocolate, huh?
424
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,227
Still got a secret stash?
425
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,297
- So what?
426
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,799
- I always knew where it was.
427
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,535
You thought
you were so cool,
428
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,637
Hiding your Halloween candy,
429
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,773
Eating just a little bit
430
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,243
So it would last longer
than mine.
431
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,511
- You didn't know
where it was.
432
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,188
- Oh, boy,
this is the hard stuff.
433
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,858
You must really be upset.
434
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,626
- Well, excuse me,
but I'm not the one
435
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,827
That just dropped in
to say,
436
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,162
"oh, hi, I'm becoming a nun.
437
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,664
So long, suckers."
438
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,300
- Debra, this has been coming
for quite some time.
439
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,668
- Yeah, well,
how would I know that,
440
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,303
Because I haven't seen you
in two years
441
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,905
And barely before that.
442
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:01,906
And since college,
you don't even keep in touch.
443
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,441
- I was moving around a lot.
444
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,143
I didn't know
what I wanted to do.
445
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,178
- Oh, and all of a sudden,
you know.
446
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,881
- I have known
for about a year and a half.
447
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:13,651
I've had a few weekends
at this.
448
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,353
- Okay, fine.
449
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,821
Fine.
450
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,856
But that's not
what's bothering me.
451
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,658
What's bothering me
is...
452
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,859
- What?
453
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,229
- You weren't around,
454
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:26,864
And I was okay,
455
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:30,568
Because I thought that
someday you would,
456
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,303
You know.
457
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,372
And--
458
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,541
So I've been waiting,
459
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,377
And now you're
leaving for good.
460
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:46,284
I want a sister.
461
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,852
Not a sister sister.
462
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,688
A sister.
463
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,691
- I'm still your sister.
464
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,727
- No, you're
zaire's sister.
465
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,430
I mean, ray and robert,
they have this, like,
466
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,932
Completely screwed-up
relationship,
467
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,367
But at least they have
each other, you know?
468
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,802
I mean, they fight
and they compete,
469
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,737
And they blame their lives
on their parents.
470
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,940
They're real brothers.
471
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:19,584
- You know,
dad still drinks.
472
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,885
- That's sweet,
473
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,753
But I know what
you're trying to do.
474
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,292
- Listen, I know
how flaky I've been,
475
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,827
But this is right
for me.
476
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,696
Just like you knew
this life was right for you
477
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,997
When you met ray.
478
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,532
- Yeah, but you get to
go to zaire,
479
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:38,769
And I'm stuck here
with his family.
480
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,806
The barones could use
your help, too, you know.
481
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,007
- I can't work miracles.
482
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,886
Then you better
pray for me.
483
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,827
- That's it?
484
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,894
That's it for the ice cream?
485
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:04,895
That's all we had?
486
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,597
Aw, great.
487
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,967
- What's the big deal?
488
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,902
- Nothing, I just wanted
a little more ice cream,
489
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:12,903
That's all.
490
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,338
I hardly had any.
491
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,840
I just wanted
a little more ice cream.
492
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:16,841
Nothing.
493
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,609
I--I had squat.
494
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,678
I had nothing.
495
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,846
Nothing ice cream.
496
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,281
- All right, all right.
497
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,616
Quit whining.
498
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,844
- Bongo monkey.
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