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[bluesy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Huh.
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You know, it's good
to be outside, you know?
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Like, outdoors and stuff.
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This is God's country.
[chuckles]
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Yeah.
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Let's get some bottles
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and break them
in the parking lot.
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Yeah, back to nature.
[chuckles]
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[chuckles] Uh...
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what the hell is going on here?
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What did they do
to this place, Butt-Head?
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What's going on?
- Beavis and Butt-Head...
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what a pleasant surprise
to see you guys here.
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What happened
to the parking lot?
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What did you do?
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Well, once a month, we have
a farmers' market here,
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and it turns into a cornucopia
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of locally sourced
farm-to-table cuisine.
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Does "cornucopia"
mean butthole?
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It sure does, Beavis.
[both snicker]
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[sighs] What it means
is we have a bountiful harvest
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of produce and crafts.
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- Damn it.
- Uh...
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well, we just came here
to break stuff,
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so we'll just have
some of those jars.
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Oh, well, that's honey.
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My lady friend Ellen is
a beekeeper and makes her own.
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That'll be $50.
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- Whoa, $50?
- Whoa.
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And you made that?
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Oh, well, the bees made it.
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I just reap the benefits.
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It's great
if you have allergies
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or Fibromyalgia.
- Beavis...
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we gotta get some bees.
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- Why's that?
- Because, dumbass,
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we're gonna get rich and make
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a bunch of dumb bugs
do all the work.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, work sucks.
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Let's go find a beehive, Beavis.
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Yeah. [chuckles]
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I saw a beehive
over here somewhere.
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Hey, boys,
be careful 'round here.
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There's a big old wasp nest
on my property.
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I'm gonna call an exterminator,
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but I don't want to hear
what they're gonna charge me,
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I tell you what.
- What's he saying?
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- It's just no expense...
- Uh, I don't know.
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Probably just a bunch
of old stuff.
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[buzzing]
There it is, Beavis.
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When I look at that,
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I see fat stacks of cash.
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Yeah, this is gonna be cool.
[chuckles]
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[grunting]
It's too high, Butt-Head.
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Try knocking it down
with this big fork thing.
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[wasps buzzing]
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Okay. [chuckles]
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[groans]
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Watch what you're doing, asswipe.
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- Yeah, sorry.
- Ow!
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[buzzing intensifies]
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[grunting]
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[screaming]
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[chuckling]
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That was cool.
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[chuckles]
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Wake up, Beavis.
[chuckles]
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I got the bees.
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Whoa, cool,
[chuckles]
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We're gonna be rich, yeah.
[both chuckle]
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This is gonna be cool.
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[both chuckle]
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♪ 'Cause I'm
in the stars tonight ♪
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Yes!
This song kicks ass.
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Yeah. [chuckles]
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Yeah, the video kicks ass,
too.
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♪ Shoes on,
get up in the morn' ♪
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Uh, what?
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What did you just say?
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Oh, I said--
[chuckles]
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I didn't say anything.
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Uh, I thought I heard
you say this kicks ass.
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Did you say that, Beavis?
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No, no, I was talking
about something else.
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[chuckles]
- Don't lie to me, Beavis.
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I heard you loud and clear.
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[chuckles] No, no,
I was just joking, Butt-Head.
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I was just, you know--
[chuckles]
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You know, saying,
"Yeah, this kicks ass,"
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you know, but, you know--
but it sucks, you know?
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[chuckles]
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I was just being, like, iconic
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or, like--you know
who sucks the worst?
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It's J-Hope, yeah.
[chuckles]
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He doesn't even have
the positive attitude,
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you know, like Suga.
[chuckles]
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You know their names?
[chuckles]
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What the hell has gotten
into you, Beavis?
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I was kidding, Butt-Head.
I don't like these guys.
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I just said they suck.
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You know, I just, um--
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I just know their names
'cause, you know,
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'cause I hate them so much,
that's all.
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[chuckles]
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Beavis, I'm going
to leave now.
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[chuckles]
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I'm gonna leave you
with your, uh,
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seven or eight, or 15,
BTS boy band dudes.
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Come on, Butt-Head.
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I just wasn't paying attention
or something.
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Come on.
[chuckles]
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♪ Bring the fire
and set the night alight ♪
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[humming]
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Comin' up
like rock and roll.
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[humming]
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You know, Beavis,
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I'm not mad,
I'm just disappointed.
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Jesus Christ, Beavis.
- Come on, Butt-Head.
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I was just, um--
- What the hell
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is going on in here?
- I was just thinking
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about something else.
[both chuckle]
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Beavis,
I wish I had walked in here
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and you were taking a dump
on the couch
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or doing homework.
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Anything would be
better than that.
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Okay, okay, I mean--
[chuckles]
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Beavis, I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
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[chuckles]
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I think this is
my house, though.
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[chuckles]
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- Not anymore, Beavis.
- Okay.
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I'll just come back later.
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No, never come back.
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[chuckling]
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Bunghole.
[chuckling]
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♪ ♪
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[muffled buzzing]
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Um, so it's been,
like, two hours or something.
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You think the bees
are done making honey?
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Uh, I don't know.
[chuckles]
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[buzzing intensifies]
Uh, doesn't sound like
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there's honey in there.
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Stupid bugs.
[chuckles]
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Beavis, we need to teach
these bees a lesson.
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[grunts] Make honey,
you dumbass bugs.
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Yeah, really.
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It's like, all you do is
just sit there in that box.
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Aah, you just sit there!
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Aah.
[glass shattering]
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Maybe your mother
puts up with it,
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but I don't.
Aah!
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You're in my house now. Aah.
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- [chuckles]
- That means my rules.
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- Settle down, Beavis.
- Son of a bitch!
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[grunts]
- Whoa. You hear that?
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That's the sound of money.
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[loud buzzing]
- What'd you say, Butt-Head?
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I said,
"That's the sound of money"!
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, money kicks ass.
Yeah. [chuckles]
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Okay, Beavis.
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Now open the box
and grab the honey.
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Uh, Butt-Head,
I kind of don't want to
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because, um, I don't want
to get stung again.
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It hurts.
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Don't be a wuss.
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Besides, we got, like,
protective gear.
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So this will, like,
protect me from the bees?
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- Yep. [chuckles]
- Okay.
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[chuckling]
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- Get that honey, Beavis.
- Here we go, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Aah! No!
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Aaaah!
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Beavis, you look silly.
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Aah!
Aah, no!
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Aah! Ow.
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Stop, ow.
Stop, stop, ow, ow.
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Whoa, look at all the honey, Beavis.
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We're gonna be rich.
[chuckles]
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Uh, so, like, honey for sale.
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Fresh honey!
It's really expensive.
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That's right.
It's, like, $1,000.
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Buy it right now
for money. [chuckles]
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Beavis and Butt-Head.
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Boys, are you feeling okay?
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Buy our honey.
Our bees made it, yeah.
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Check it out.
- That's right.
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It's expensive.
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Fresh from the bug's butt.
[chuckles]
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This tastes like shampoo,
mm-kay?
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What?
Our bees made shampoo?
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These dumb bugs made
the wrong stuff.
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Guys, these are not bees.
They're wasps.
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Wasps don't make honey.
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We know, dumbass.
They made shampoo.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah.
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So are you gonna buy
our shampoo or not?
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[sighs] No, thank you.
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I buy artisanal
lavender shampoo
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over at booth 12.
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These bees suck.
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They made crappy shampoo
nobody wants to buy.
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Since we got
this free shampoo,
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I'm gonna go, like,
wash my hair.
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[chuckles]
Just open this up here...
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What?
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Damn it, now those dumb bugs
made fruit or something.
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Aah, damn it.
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Now, you just relax.
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While you were selling
your honey,
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I bought everything
I need to make
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my special summer squash
vegan bisque.
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Aw, David,
that sounds so--
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[wasps buzzing]
[screams]
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Oh, my!
Oh, no!
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[both screaming]
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Aaaah!
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Ow!
[glass shattering]
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Aah!
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Oh, my God!
Get off!
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[bluesy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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