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- Aw fuck.
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Oh, thank God, yes.
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Yes, hello.
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Please help me, I
witnessed a murder.
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I don't know where I am, I'm
in the-- I'm in the woods.
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Yes, it was in the cabin.
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It's evil.
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I'm scared, I'm alone
and I'm running for my--
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- Where's your sense
of adventure Sammy?
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- I don't have a sense
of adventure, Woody.
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This place gives me the creeps.
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- It's
just your anxiety.
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- I have social anxiety, Woody.
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I'm supposed to be
comfortable when I'm alone.
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- Aloha!
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Namaste!
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Who are you?
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- Go on big guy, tell
her your name is Sam.
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- Your name is Sam.
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My name is Sam.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
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I'm Diane, Carlos's best friend.
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- Can come in?
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- Yes, yes, of course.
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- Wonderful.
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- Yeah, we just got here.
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- Oh, who's we?
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- We, the royal we.
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- Nice.
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- And all the spirits.
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This place is definitely
haunted, am I right?
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- You know about the vortex?
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- The what?
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- This will be a
weekend of light
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and love and oneness
and oregano oil, open.
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- Yeah, it's a little much.
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- Oh, yeah,
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you're gonna use me
to wipe your wet lips.
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Oh, God, yeah, oh...
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- Wrong pipe
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Oh, do it again,
do it again Sam.
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Wipe her lips now.
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- Woody.
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- Woody?
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- What do you, what do you,
what do you, what do you know?
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I left my car unlocked and
I'm going to lock it up.
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Because I don't want
any prowling mountain
folk to get it.
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- I'm sure it's fine.
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There's no one around for miles.
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Thank you.
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- Moon Goddess!
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- Wolf Princess.
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- Oh God.
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I am so glad we're doing this.
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So much healing.
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- And like, so expected with
you both here and everything.
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Honey.
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- Name's Cliff.
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- My husband.
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- Sam.
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- Sam, wow, that is such
a surprise to see you.
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- Diane.
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- Hey.
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- Gonna get in, thank you.
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- Okay, Diane,
could you just gimme
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a quick hand with something?
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- Of course, yeah.
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Yay.
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We'll be right back.
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- We'll be back.
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- Were you guys not expecting
other people to be here?
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- Nope.
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- What is that crazy
person doing here?
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- Who?
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Sam?
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Oh, I just met him,
he seems great.
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- No, Diane, he is not great.
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You are literally the world's
most broken human thermometer.
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That man is weird, scary weird.
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Well Rebecca text-vited him.
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- What?
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Why did Rebecca
text-vite anyone?
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This is supposed to
be a romantic weekend
for me and Cliff.
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- You and Cliff hate each other.
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- I know Diane.
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That's why when
we go on vacation,
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he gets to go ice fishing,
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and I finally get
some alone time.
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Jesus Christ, he's
terrible at packing.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm sorry.
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- No, it's fine.
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Hold on.
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How did Rebecca
get Sam's number?
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- Well, she asked me for
it so I stole your phone,
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and then I found Sam with three
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really happy, excited,
exclamation points after it.
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So, of course, I
assumed that was--
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- No, that's Sam
with three terrified,
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stay away exclamation points.
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She meant my sister Samantha.
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Oh God damn it.
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I need a cigarette.
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- I thought you quit.
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- I did quit.
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- That's why you're so cranky.
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- I'm not cranky.
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- Okay.
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- I'm just a little irritable
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because I'm on this medication
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Intonix, to quit
smoking actually.
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It causes all these
strange side effects,
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like surrealistic nightmares,
hardening of the skull.
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- What?
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- Do you remember when I was
managing the IP paperwork
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on the LACMA exhibit on 16th
century Romanian dinnerware?
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- How could I forget?
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- Okay, and I told you
about that guy who was like,
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the world renowned expert
on antique tablecloths?
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- I love vintage fabrics.
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That's the guy
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- Yeah, Diane, that's
the guy that brought
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his own napkin that he
used to clean everything.
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Everything.
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- Maybe he was
just being helpful?
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- No dude.
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- In my monastery
service, is a core--
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- No, I swear to God.
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I saw him purposely spilling
things to clean them up.
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You don't think that's weird?
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Oh my God.
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You're a shell of a man.
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- You love it.
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- Great.
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Great, this is great.
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- I'm seriously afraid
you're gonna kill Cliff.
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- Diane.
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- What?
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- That is my business.
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- Sh, sorry, I was
shushing you actually.
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My wife Lilith is indisposed.
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I'm Dr. Crane.
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- I'm sorry.
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I'm Sam, I work with Carla.
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- Oh, how delightful,
I'm Cliff's brother.
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Let me show you something.
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- Vengeance will be ours.
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- Can I put my luggage...?
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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You know women and their faces.
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May I ask you, what do you
think of these paintings?
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- They're a little
bit disturbing.
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- Yes, and self-portraits.
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- Beautiful.
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I see it.
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- Self-taught?
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It's a common French expression.
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- Does it mean yes?
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- You're being too loud.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Let's get out of here.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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- Oh, God.
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Cliff's ridiculous
brother is here too?
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- Clifford!
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Come here.
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Oh, okay.
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- Rebecca said that she
wanted as many conscious minds
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from the family as possible,
whatever that means.
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She's so zany.
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- Hey, babe.
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So this is fucking great.
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- Yeah.
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- No romantic getaway
for the two of us.
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But now the family gets to bond
and I get to go ice fishing.
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Win-win, win.
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- You are not ice fishing cliff.
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- Why?
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- Because you'll get drunk,
you won't catch any fish.
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And then you'll be miserable
to be around all weekend.
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So no fishing.
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- Okay, so you're just gonna
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have to let me go
fishing elsewhere.
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I got one hot spot
that I want to try.
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- Cliff.
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- I'll just put it in and
just see what happens.
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You know, I'm talking
about down there.
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- I literally wanna
watch your entire body
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just burn in slow
motion for eternity.
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- I will forever be burning
in that icy hole of yours.
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I'll melt it.
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It's thick, but
I'll melt that shit.
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- That's halfway to positive,
Cliff, that's halfway.
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I thought you wanted
him to go fishing?
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- It's our foreplay.
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- We'll work on that.
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- You know, Lilith,
my wife had her
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reservations about coming here,
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and I just said to them,
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we are going to a cabin in
the mountains this weekend
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if it kills us all.
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- Why would it?
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Why would it kill us all?
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Well, this has been wonderful,
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but I am gonna go
downstairs and kill myself.
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- Great.
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- Oh, Cliff.
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- If you're going to
kill yourself downstairs,
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please do so quietly,
because Lilith is,
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she's trying to
rest for her head.
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- Okay, got it, no shotgun.
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I'll just use that furnace, so,
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Carla, hear that my head will
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be roasting in that
fucking furnace.
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- I got it.
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Make sure to light the
pilot light though, babe.
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- My brother and his lively wit.
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Excuse me, Clifford.
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- Carla.
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- What?
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- Passive aggressive.
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- It's aggressive aggressive.
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- That's number two on the list.
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We're gonna work on that,
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so far it's all you.
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I don't know what that's about.
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- Is, if I may, is
Lilith, is Lilith,
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is Lilith, does she
just have a headache?
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- She's just got like a thing
with her head that we just,
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it's better if we
don't talk about it.
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- Dr. Crane was very protective.
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- It's better if like, we
don't mention it at all.
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- Have you ever heard
of the Roman god, Janus?
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Rebecca!
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Yay!
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- Oh, you're here.
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You guys are here.
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- I know.
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- Yeah, we all made it.
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- Have you guys seen my
little brother Norm lately?
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Not so little anymore.
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- Fabulous.
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- Growing up.
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Big boy now.
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- Hey, I'm Sam.
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- Oh, oh, you're Sam.
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Of course you're Sam.
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Well, everybody's
here then, yay.
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- Oh, oh, sorry.
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- Allow me mademoiselle.
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- It's miss.
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- It's mister.
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- Charmed.
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- What a gentleman.
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- Oh, Sam.
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- Easy.
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- Oh my guardian Angel.
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I'm spasming.
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- Woody.
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- I'm spasming.
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- Woody, Woody, Woody.
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- Jesus, fucking
Christ, oh God, put it in.
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Oh shit, I'm cumming.
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- Stop it.
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- You stop not putting
me in the fucking mess.
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- Woody, woody, I
need you to calm down.
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- I came.
269
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,604
- Do you feel out of sorts, Sam?
270
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,240
- Probably just
the mountain air.
271
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,676
- Yeah, ho!
272
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,378
- You know what
you need is a nice
273
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,682
hot cup of cocoa
and a good soak.
274
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,184
- I like it up here.
275
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,521
There's nobody around for miles.
276
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:14,355
- Yeah.
277
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,493
- Who the fuck is that?
278
00:14:24,766 --> 00:14:27,101
- Oh, hi, y'all.
279
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,738
When I saw everyone
coming up the driveway,
280
00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:31,338
I figured I might as
well be neighborly
281
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:32,873
and bake you some things.
282
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,577
- Wow, more baked goods.
283
00:14:35,610 --> 00:14:39,279
- You made all that since we
got here like 20 minutes ago?
284
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,716
- Sure thing sweet pie.
285
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:45,587
It ain't nothing but some fried
up cookies and elbow grease.
286
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,588
Do y'all have any sugar?
287
00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:48,021
I am plumb out.
288
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,056
- Yeah, definitely.
289
00:14:49,858 --> 00:14:50,759
Okay.
290
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,727
- So nice to have Kelly here.
291
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:55,697
After what happened
to our last neighbor.
292
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:58,800
- It was, it was a hunting
accident, probably.
293
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,475
- Perhaps we should
go around the table
294
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,444
and introduce ourselves
to each other.
295
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,580
- That's a great idea.
296
00:15:12,614 --> 00:15:13,581
- I'm Norm.
297
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,018
I live here with
my sister Rebecca,
298
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:21,523
and I work at the millinary.
299
00:15:21,556 --> 00:15:22,824
- What's a millinary?
300
00:15:22,857 --> 00:15:25,325
- A millinary is a
store that makes,
301
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,162
designs, trims
and or sells hats.
302
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:31,633
- Wow, you are just
full of surprises.
303
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:34,168
- You have no idea.
304
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,737
- I thought that a
milliner was someone
305
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,471
who sold buttons and
ribbons and things.
306
00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,339
- That's a haberdasher.
307
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,308
- I thought a haberdasher
sold cloth and fabric.
308
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,277
- That is a draper.
309
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,880
Unless of course you're
talking about silks and linens,
310
00:15:45,914 --> 00:15:48,949
in which case the word
you're looking for,
311
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,018
my good man, is a mercer.
312
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:56,123
- Hatmaking is a very
important part of our faith.
313
00:15:57,224 --> 00:16:00,461
- Is that the Church
of Latter Day Saints?
314
00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:01,395
- No.
315
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,731
- Oh, we're, we're not Mormons.
316
00:16:04,866 --> 00:16:07,201
- We should be
very clear about this.
317
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,705
- We are
definitely not Mormons.
318
00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:15,108
- Wow guys, this is
getting weird as balls.
319
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,115
I found moose mushrooms
on my way up here.
320
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,484
- Mooseshrooms.
321
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,688
- What are moose mushrooms?
322
00:16:26,721 --> 00:16:29,591
- They are a rare and
sacred healing fungus
323
00:16:29,624 --> 00:16:32,326
whose purple cap
sprout every nine years
324
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,229
atop certain remote
rocky mountain peaks.
325
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:39,032
- Well, bless your heart, that
sounds gosh darn fascinatin'.
326
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,234
- It is--
327
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,769
- But you know, I am
really quite interested
328
00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:44,706
to hear more from Norm and
this very suspicious story
329
00:16:44,739 --> 00:16:47,609
about the Mormons and the hats.
330
00:16:47,642 --> 00:16:51,345
- Sorry, this is becoming
such a big deal, you guys.
331
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,514
It's really not.
332
00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:54,916
Oh, I'm such a klutz.
333
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,318
I'll get it, hang on.
334
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,386
- Carla, have you
had a chance to...
335
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,722
- I'll get it, hang on.
336
00:17:00,755 --> 00:17:03,892
- work with Jacob
Feinstein again?
337
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:04,826
- Norm, what are you doing?
338
00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,360
You're gonna give too much away.
339
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,563
- Sister, it is fine.
340
00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:11,866
- It's too early for them
to know who you really are.
341
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,969
- Tomorrow we will
make our sacrifice
342
00:17:15,003 --> 00:17:18,573
and we will be
rewarded handsomely.
343
00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:27,882
- What the fuck?
344
00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:31,184
- Got it.
345
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,187
- What did you say
that you did again?
346
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,122
- Real estate.
347
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,724
- Real estate.
348
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:38,358
- Sammy, I got a real
349
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:41,295
bad feeling about these freaks.
350
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,063
I was wrong, okay?
351
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,799
I know I told you to come here.
352
00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:48,803
I know I told you to open up
your horizons or whatever,
353
00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:51,940
but this is not the time, okay?
354
00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:53,373
- And you live nearby?
355
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:54,308
- Sammy?
356
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,810
- What has gotten into you?
357
00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:59,047
- I mean it, we gotta
split pea soup, or end up--
358
00:17:59,079 --> 00:17:59,981
- Stop it.
359
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,350
Excuse me.
360
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,284
- The heartland.
361
00:18:04,318 --> 00:18:05,787
- Yeah.
362
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:07,956
- Where is that,
I'm not familiar?
363
00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:09,557
- Salt Of The Earth.
364
00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:12,927
- Salt Of The Earth, is that
like near Salt Lake, or?
365
00:18:14,829 --> 00:18:19,266
- Blah bathroom, black,
black, black, black bathroom.
366
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,835
Woody, what is going on?
367
00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:22,804
- Sammy, you've
gotta trust me on this, okay.
368
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:24,271
It ain't easy to explain.
369
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,840
- I don't understand Woody.
370
00:18:25,873 --> 00:18:28,408
- I've been working
for years, years
371
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:31,045
on my anxiety in these
sorts of group gatherings.
372
00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:32,680
And now I finally
put myself out there
373
00:18:32,714 --> 00:18:34,247
and it's going pretty good.
374
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,482
And you wanna sabotage it
375
00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:37,719
because some people
are a little strange?
376
00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:40,054
Woody, take a good look at us.
377
00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:41,956
Who are we to cast stones
378
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,257
at people who are
a little strange?
379
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,794
- We are in
real danger here Sam.
380
00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:49,664
- Are you jealous?
381
00:18:49,697 --> 00:18:51,264
- What?
382
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,001
- You're jealous.
383
00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,536
These people actually like me.
384
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:56,804
But you don't care about that
385
00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:57,939
because you just wish we'd gone
386
00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:00,575
to a place with sloppier messes.
387
00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:01,576
- Sam, you know me
better than that.
388
00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:03,845
- Oh, I know you well, Woody.
389
00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:06,748
I know that every time there's
a hot dog eating contest
390
00:19:06,781 --> 00:19:09,884
or a chili cook off, or
a grape stomping party,
391
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:12,319
or literally anything
involving chicken wings,
392
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,988
you encourage me to
go out because you say
393
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:16,423
it'll be good for me to
be around other people.
394
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,859
Well, guess what?
395
00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:20,828
I'm around other people
right now and I'm killing it.
396
00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,229
I am absolutely crushing it.
397
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:34,207
- so he is crazy, that's crazy.
398
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,677
You owe me five bucks, bro.
399
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:36,544
- No
sometimes, you know.
400
00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:38,012
- I do not have it.
401
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,379
- I think people sometimes
just need time to themselves.
402
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:40,313
- Yeah, crazy people.
403
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,549
- Yeah.
404
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:43,250
- Carla, why don't you
introduce yourself next?
405
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,687
- Well, sure.
406
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,122
I'm Carla, as you
all very well know.
407
00:19:48,156 --> 00:19:50,992
- I hear you're
in arts financing.
408
00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:54,128
- Yep, you know that to be true.
409
00:19:54,162 --> 00:19:55,697
- Do you enjoy it?
410
00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:56,864
- Nope, not particularly.
411
00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:58,265
- Aw.
412
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,233
- Every time you've
offered me empathy, advice,
413
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,736
it's like you were
just looking out
414
00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,604
for yourself the whole time.
415
00:20:03,638 --> 00:20:07,008
- I have a weakness
for gigantic messes.
416
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,676
But this isn't like that, Sam,
417
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,444
I swear to God this isn't that.
418
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:13,681
- Oh no, then what
is it like, Woody?
419
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:14,916
- Listen Sam,
some things are just
420
00:20:14,949 --> 00:20:17,250
too difficult for me to explain.
421
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,189
- If you're gonna be like this.
422
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,360
I just can't.
423
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,395
- Sammy, come on.
424
00:20:29,664 --> 00:20:32,667
You know it makes me
uncomfortable when you cry.
425
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,469
- I'm not crying, even.
426
00:20:35,503 --> 00:20:36,637
- You know
that that makes me
427
00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:39,040
wanna wipe your tears
up with my body.
428
00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:40,273
- Yeah.
429
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:43,111
- And you know
that turns me on, okay.
430
00:20:44,212 --> 00:20:45,713
- I'm sorry.
431
00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:48,549
- But I also have
empathy for your sadness.
432
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,317
And I don't know
what to do with that.
433
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,385
It's very confusing, bud.
434
00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:55,056
- I'm not trying to
be sexy, I'm sad.
435
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:57,625
- You're really
fucking sexy Sam.
436
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:02,130
- Maybe we should spend
a little time apart.
437
00:21:02,163 --> 00:21:03,363
- No, Sam.
438
00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:05,900
Come on, you can't just leave me
439
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,569
in this weird black bathroom.
440
00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:13,074
Oh, Sam, let me uppy Sammy.
441
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,109
Uppy?
442
00:21:17,211 --> 00:21:18,646
Uppy Sam.
443
00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:20,347
I wanna go up, buddy.
444
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,084
Sam, what are you
doing, come on.
445
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,655
Put me in the pock-pock Sam.
446
00:21:27,688 --> 00:21:29,991
Put me in the pocky, Sam.
447
00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:32,593
- No pock-pock.
448
00:21:34,662 --> 00:21:37,665
- Sammy pick me up
and put me in your pocky.
449
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,969
This is about that
girl, isn't it?
450
00:21:44,705 --> 00:21:46,574
- What if it is, Woody?
451
00:21:47,942 --> 00:21:48,976
What if it is?
452
00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:57,852
- I have two PhDs
453
00:21:57,885 --> 00:21:59,687
and the first one
is in medieval,
454
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,557
Francophone, hagiography
from Cornell University,
455
00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:03,524
which is in upstate New York.
456
00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:05,059
It's also very cold there.
457
00:22:05,092 --> 00:22:09,297
And so I'm comfortable in
this snowy mountain weather.
458
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,598
- So many PhDs.
459
00:22:10,631 --> 00:22:13,768
- Now I am a
landscape portraitist.
460
00:22:13,801 --> 00:22:15,870
- Wow, that's cool.
461
00:22:15,903 --> 00:22:18,139
- Right, that
doesn't even exist.
462
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,607
He's a bartender, that's all.
463
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,108
- At a wine bar.
464
00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:22,810
- He doesn't even make drinks.
465
00:22:22,844 --> 00:22:24,045
- That's classy.
466
00:22:24,078 --> 00:22:25,478
- So classy. I like
wine, I love wine.
467
00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:29,317
- Most of the great
masters did have day jobs
468
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,753
before they became known
as painters, Clifford.
469
00:22:32,787 --> 00:22:34,722
- Not at your age,
I don't think.
470
00:22:34,755 --> 00:22:35,656
- At least I'm doing
something with my life.
471
00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:37,024
How's that beer going for you?
472
00:22:37,058 --> 00:22:38,559
- Oh.
473
00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:39,994
- If you really wanna delve
up in your creative center,
474
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,562
I'll give you some of
them moose mushrooms.
475
00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:42,797
You'll be painting with colors
476
00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:43,998
you didn't even
know existed, bro.
477
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,033
Just painting with
your Aquarius.
478
00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:47,535
- Museshrooms, eh?
479
00:22:47,568 --> 00:22:49,604
- Well, I am always open to
learning about new colors.
480
00:22:49,637 --> 00:22:51,371
- Oh, it's
gonna be so fun.
481
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:55,643
- May I just say, what a beauty
482
00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,081
that is sitting
right in front of me.
483
00:23:00,114 --> 00:23:01,883
- Oh, thank you.
484
00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:03,618
Wow, oh, wow.
485
00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:04,819
- Yes.
486
00:23:04,852 --> 00:23:05,887
I'm speaking of course
about your scarf.
487
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:09,389
- Speaking about her scarf?
488
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:10,258
- No, I mean.
489
00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:11,692
- No, no, no, it's fine.
490
00:23:11,726 --> 00:23:13,728
I, I thank you, my
grandmother gave it to me.
491
00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:14,829
- Was she Polish?
492
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:17,497
- Wow, how, that's, how
did you, that's amazing.
493
00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:19,800
- That's from
Turlington's of Warsaw.
494
00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:21,102
- Wow.
495
00:23:21,135 --> 00:23:21,936
- You're a magician.
496
00:23:21,969 --> 00:23:22,770
- No.
497
00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:23,604
- Round of applause.
498
00:23:24,605 --> 00:23:25,940
- Wow.
499
00:23:25,973 --> 00:23:27,275
- May I?
500
00:23:27,308 --> 00:23:28,743
- Of course.
501
00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:32,546
- Yes, I know
Turlington's quite well.
502
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:34,481
What a specimen.
503
00:23:34,515 --> 00:23:36,884
- How do you know so much about
504
00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:39,820
textiles and fabrics
and haberdashery?
505
00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:40,788
- Yeah.
506
00:23:40,821 --> 00:23:43,224
- Well, my parents were always
507
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:48,329
very fastidious with
their cleanliness.
508
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,932
They tried to instill
some of that in me.
509
00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:52,600
Of course, this was
all before the great--
510
00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:53,567
Oh!
511
00:23:53,601 --> 00:23:55,069
Oh I'm so sorry.
512
00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:55,903
Oh my goodness.
513
00:23:55,937 --> 00:23:56,737
- It's fine.
514
00:23:56,771 --> 00:23:57,672
- So sorry, no, no, no.
515
00:23:57,705 --> 00:24:00,174
This is fine Polish silk.
516
00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:02,310
Do you have any
hydrogen peroxide?
517
00:24:02,343 --> 00:24:04,779
- Oh, yeah, it's under the sink.
518
00:24:05,746 --> 00:24:07,281
- So, so sorry.
519
00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,984
- Yeah, I'm feeling kinda
shitty keeping that five bucks.
520
00:24:10,017 --> 00:24:11,451
- Thanks, you really
don't have to do that.
521
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,387
- Oh, yes I do, yes I do.
522
00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:16,324
Yeah, it's, I care
deeply about fabric.
523
00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:20,428
- No one's ever taken such
good care of my things.
524
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:38,112
- Hawkeye to Mama Nest,
come in Mama Nest.
525
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:39,380
No sign of the target yet
526
00:24:39,413 --> 00:24:41,148
but I'm zeroing in
on suspect Alpha.
527
00:24:41,182 --> 00:24:42,416
My cover is intact and I've been
528
00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:44,585
accepted as a local
mountain folk.
529
00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:46,754
This birdie will
sing again at 0700.
530
00:24:49,857 --> 00:24:51,225
You're nailing it, Kelly.
531
00:25:08,042 --> 00:25:09,310
- Stop it.
532
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:10,478
You stop.
533
00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:16,283
- Hey, look
at Mrs. Drinks-All-Day
534
00:25:16,317 --> 00:25:18,019
popping pills on the toilet.
535
00:25:18,052 --> 00:25:20,554
Jesus, everybody
here's a fucking mess.
536
00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:21,922
- I can hear you, Cliff.
537
00:25:22,723 --> 00:25:24,625
Fucking asshole.
538
00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:26,227
- Well that was weird.
539
00:25:29,663 --> 00:25:31,198
- What?
540
00:25:31,232 --> 00:25:32,466
- Nothing?
541
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,901
- What the fuck?
542
00:25:34,769 --> 00:25:36,370
- Hello,
can you hear me?
543
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:38,739
- Who the fuck is me?
544
00:25:38,773 --> 00:25:41,075
- On the towel
rack toots, over here.
545
00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:46,814
I'm the napkin.
546
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:57,558
- Oh shit, fucking Intonix.
547
00:25:57,591 --> 00:25:58,793
Jesus Christ.
548
00:25:58,826 --> 00:26:01,295
Okay, this is all
in your head, Carla.
549
00:26:02,596 --> 00:26:04,031
Deep breath.
550
00:26:04,065 --> 00:26:06,767
Oh God, I really need to
stop mixing pills and booze.
551
00:26:07,802 --> 00:26:09,036
Later.
552
00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:10,571
- I'm not a
cigarette addiction
553
00:26:10,604 --> 00:26:12,440
medication hallucination lady.
554
00:26:12,473 --> 00:26:13,674
My name is Woody.
555
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,743
- What kind of name
is that for a napkin?
556
00:26:15,776 --> 00:26:16,977
- Sam named me.
557
00:26:17,011 --> 00:26:19,080
Look, you gotta help
me, okay, please.
558
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,715
- Holy shit, you're that thing
559
00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:23,217
he was using to
clean everything.
560
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:24,785
- Yeah, but I need
your help, okay?
561
00:26:24,819 --> 00:26:27,855
Can you just not get distracted?
562
00:26:27,888 --> 00:26:29,090
We're in danger here.
563
00:26:29,123 --> 00:26:32,561
- I am fucking losing
it, Jesus Christ Carla.
564
00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:34,529
Get your shit together,
get your shit together.
565
00:26:34,563 --> 00:26:35,763
- Wait, I can prove it.
566
00:26:35,796 --> 00:26:37,798
I'm not, I'm not
in your head okay?
567
00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:39,133
I'll tell you something that,
568
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,268
that you could never
know otherwise.
569
00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:42,236
- Holy shit.
570
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:44,205
I'm, I'm fucking losing it.
571
00:26:44,238 --> 00:26:46,874
I am a crazy person, I'm
the craziest person here.
572
00:26:46,907 --> 00:26:49,410
How did that happen?
Diane's here.
573
00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:50,778
- Ask Sam
about the night
574
00:26:50,811 --> 00:26:53,380
his father took him
to the old pond.
575
00:26:53,414 --> 00:26:54,615
Tell him the moon that night
576
00:26:54,648 --> 00:26:56,917
was the color of blood.
577
00:26:56,951 --> 00:26:57,918
The color of blood, okay?
578
00:26:57,952 --> 00:26:59,787
Please just do it.
579
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:00,721
Please!
580
00:27:02,356 --> 00:27:03,558
The color of blood!
581
00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,263
Hey, where are you
taking me lady?
582
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:12,333
- It just seems like
Lilith is suffering
583
00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:13,968
from something
more than migraines
584
00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:15,769
because both Carla and Diane
585
00:27:15,803 --> 00:27:17,638
seemed very uncomfortable
when I asked.
586
00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:18,973
- I don't care.
587
00:27:20,441 --> 00:27:22,176
Hey, are you going to bed?
588
00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:25,614
You need a little spin cycle
589
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:28,482
after that dryer's
done of our own?
590
00:27:28,517 --> 00:27:30,217
A little spin?
591
00:27:30,251 --> 00:27:31,152
- No.
592
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,054
- Aw, shit.
593
00:27:34,088 --> 00:27:35,422
- God no.
594
00:27:38,092 --> 00:27:41,896
- There's an extra bed up
here if anyone's interested.
595
00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:43,931
Norm and I only need one.
596
00:27:43,964 --> 00:27:46,433
We're from big
family, so, you know.
597
00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:49,670
Okay.
598
00:28:44,626 --> 00:28:45,993
- Doing a little spying?
599
00:28:46,026 --> 00:28:46,927
- Sh!
600
00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:31,939
- We must go see
what she has buried.
601
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,208
- No.
602
00:29:34,241 --> 00:29:35,442
- Oh, yes, oui,
very much right now
603
00:29:35,476 --> 00:29:36,277
because of the
snowing and there's--
604
00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:37,111
- No, no.
605
00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:38,379
- We have to do it now
606
00:29:38,412 --> 00:29:39,880
or we'll never find
whatever she buried.
607
00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:42,517
- You're very charming, you
can't charm me into this one.
608
00:29:42,550 --> 00:29:44,018
- Get your coat.
609
00:29:44,051 --> 00:29:49,123
Sam, get your coat.
610
00:29:58,667 --> 00:29:59,567
Sam!
611
00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:02,336
Sam, come here, the burial.
612
00:30:05,339 --> 00:30:06,140
- What is it?
613
00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:07,074
- Not what, Sam.
614
00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:08,008
Whom.
615
00:30:09,176 --> 00:30:09,943
- Is it a body?
616
00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:11,178
Did she kill someone?
617
00:30:11,211 --> 00:30:12,446
Who would, why would
she kill someone?
618
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:13,548
Who would she have killed?
619
00:30:13,581 --> 00:30:14,749
It's a body, isn't it?
620
00:30:14,783 --> 00:30:15,983
Oh my God.
621
00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:18,018
- Indeed, it is a
what and not a whom.
622
00:30:18,052 --> 00:30:18,952
- What?
623
00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:20,287
Is that a pantsuit?
624
00:30:20,321 --> 00:30:21,790
Oh, thank God.
625
00:30:21,822 --> 00:30:23,824
- No, Sam, this is worse.
626
00:30:24,726 --> 00:30:26,093
This is much worse.
627
00:30:26,126 --> 00:30:28,395
- Worse than if
it were dead body?
628
00:30:28,429 --> 00:30:29,631
- Sam,
629
00:30:29,664 --> 00:30:33,834
this is a Givenchy
skirtsuit, Sam.
630
00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:35,369
Definitely last season.
631
00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:37,271
You can tell from the cut
and look at these buttons.
632
00:30:37,304 --> 00:30:40,841
Kelly is an imposter,
Sam, an imposter.
633
00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:43,177
Oh, what fools these mortals be.
634
00:30:44,411 --> 00:30:46,947
- You gather all this
from a buried pantsuit?
635
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:48,482
- Not a pantsuit Sam.
636
00:30:48,516 --> 00:30:52,119
A Givenchy skirtsuit
Nouvelle Boutique.
637
00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:54,088
It is a very chic designer.
638
00:30:54,121 --> 00:30:55,923
This belongs not
in these mountains,
639
00:30:55,956 --> 00:30:58,092
but on the runways of gay Paris.
640
00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,393
Who is Kelly really?
641
00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:00,595
Why would she be wearing this?
642
00:31:00,628 --> 00:31:01,596
Why did she come here?
643
00:31:01,629 --> 00:31:02,797
She said she was in real estate.
644
00:31:02,831 --> 00:31:04,198
This is too fine
even for real estate.
645
00:31:04,231 --> 00:31:06,634
Whence comes she to
here wearing this
646
00:31:06,668 --> 00:31:09,671
for us and hides it so that
we don't know what it is, Sam?
647
00:31:09,704 --> 00:31:10,638
It doesn't make any sense.
648
00:31:10,672 --> 00:31:11,706
And is it not also suspicious
649
00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:13,240
that she baked a
bunch of cookies
650
00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:16,310
Or at least she said she did,
but they were store bought.
651
00:31:16,343 --> 00:31:17,144
- I thought so.
652
00:31:19,781 --> 00:31:20,914
- We must away.
653
00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:22,416
- Okay, this way.
654
00:31:38,198 --> 00:31:41,135
- Good, I was just thinking
it was too quiet around here.
655
00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:44,138
- You see her?
656
00:31:49,878 --> 00:31:50,678
- After you.
657
00:31:50,712 --> 00:31:51,546
- After you.
658
00:31:51,579 --> 00:31:52,413
- I insist.
659
00:31:52,446 --> 00:31:53,280
- I insist.
660
00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:54,114
- I insist.
661
00:31:54,148 --> 00:31:55,048
- You.
662
00:31:56,183 --> 00:31:58,085
- Carla, Carla, Carla.
663
00:32:02,791 --> 00:32:03,957
I'm sorry, beg your pardon,
664
00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:05,492
but I think we must,
665
00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:07,896
absolutely must assemble a
cabin meeting with everyone.
666
00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:12,032
- Where are the others?
667
00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:14,301
- Cliff and Diana are out
in the forest being idiots.
668
00:32:14,334 --> 00:32:18,172
And Rebecca and Norm took the
car into town to get supplies.
669
00:32:18,205 --> 00:32:19,373
They said something about
670
00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:22,811
the nightmare storm or
the storm of all ages.
671
00:32:22,844 --> 00:32:24,378
I don't know, I wasn't
really listening.
672
00:32:24,411 --> 00:32:25,847
- We have to talk about Kelly.
673
00:32:28,449 --> 00:32:30,819
- It's her, quick,
hide the Givenchy.
674
00:32:34,556 --> 00:32:36,624
- Hey, it's about time.
675
00:32:36,658 --> 00:32:38,593
Hi sweetheart, what's your name?
676
00:32:40,194 --> 00:32:43,163
Oh, oh yeah, big one.
677
00:32:47,602 --> 00:32:48,503
- I'll get Lilith.
678
00:32:48,536 --> 00:32:49,704
Let's get out of here.
679
00:32:53,908 --> 00:32:55,108
- Hey y'all.
680
00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:56,578
I heard there's
a storm a brewing
681
00:32:56,611 --> 00:32:59,179
so I spent the morning baking.
682
00:32:59,213 --> 00:33:02,750
- That is to say, all you
did this morning was bake?
683
00:33:02,784 --> 00:33:03,718
- Heck yeah.
684
00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:05,152
What else would I be doing?
685
00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:11,358
Good thing too, power just
crapped out at my place.
686
00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:12,760
- Electromagnetism.
687
00:33:12,794 --> 00:33:14,461
- Just the beginning
of the storm.
688
00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:18,900
- ...morning of the
second coming, will return.
689
00:33:18,933 --> 00:33:21,235
And so does this blizzard
portend Him coming.
690
00:33:22,135 --> 00:33:24,137
- And we got Chex Mix!
691
00:33:24,171 --> 00:33:25,673
- Let me
help you with that.
692
00:33:37,652 --> 00:33:40,387
- Carla, Carla, I think,
I think we should,
693
00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,489
I think we should collect
Cliff and Diane right away.
694
00:33:42,524 --> 00:33:44,157
- What, why? They're fine.
695
00:33:44,191 --> 00:33:45,292
- There's a blizzard coming in.
696
00:33:45,325 --> 00:33:46,528
- Yeah, they're
probably safer out there
697
00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:48,295
than we are in here
with these freaks.
698
00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:50,163
- That's the thing,
it's about Kelly.
699
00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:51,431
Dr. Crane and I saw--
700
00:33:51,465 --> 00:33:53,467
- Okay, I don't wanna
talk about Dr. Crane.
701
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,335
You know he's not a
real doctor, right?
702
00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:56,804
- Sure he is.
703
00:33:56,838 --> 00:33:58,673
Hagiography is a real thing.
704
00:33:58,706 --> 00:33:59,908
- It's not a thing.
705
00:33:59,941 --> 00:34:02,010
- Carla, I need you
to listen to me, okay.
706
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:02,944
Dr. Crane--
707
00:34:02,977 --> 00:34:04,144
- Sam, you need to listen to me.
708
00:34:04,177 --> 00:34:05,680
You don't even
know these people.
709
00:34:05,713 --> 00:34:07,047
You are not even
supposed to be here.
710
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,816
It's just that Rebecca
texted the wrong Sam
711
00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:10,785
in my phone like
a fucking idiot.
712
00:34:16,925 --> 00:34:17,725
Okay.
713
00:34:17,759 --> 00:34:18,560
- I see.
714
00:34:18,593 --> 00:34:19,426
- I'm sorry.
715
00:34:19,459 --> 00:34:20,662
That was, that came out wrong.
716
00:34:20,695 --> 00:34:22,030
I'm just like, I'm on
these pills and I'm.
717
00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:23,163
- Makes sense.
718
00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:24,599
That's on me.
719
00:34:24,632 --> 00:34:26,868
I, I should have double checked
that it was the right Sam.
720
00:34:26,901 --> 00:34:29,403
- No, it's, that would
be really dumb to do.
721
00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:30,972
- When I got the text.
722
00:34:31,005 --> 00:34:31,940
Stupid.
723
00:34:31,973 --> 00:34:33,041
- You're not, it's.
724
00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:33,875
- Oh God.
725
00:34:33,908 --> 00:34:34,709
- Okay, it's fine.
726
00:34:34,742 --> 00:34:36,644
- No, it's just, it's.
727
00:34:38,111 --> 00:34:39,212
- You're fine.
728
00:34:39,246 --> 00:34:41,049
- It's just my
father said something
729
00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:43,283
very similar to me the last day
730
00:34:43,317 --> 00:34:45,385
that I saw him ever
in my life. So.
731
00:34:45,419 --> 00:34:49,691
He said, you shouldn't
even be here.
732
00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:53,728
- Dude, I'm kind
of trying to read.
733
00:34:53,761 --> 00:34:55,128
- We had gone out fishing.
734
00:34:58,498 --> 00:35:02,904
He hadn't wanted to bring
me, but mother insisted.
735
00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:08,009
We were out on the lake.
736
00:35:10,044 --> 00:35:15,115
He'd spent the whole day
drinking, not catching anything.
737
00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:20,622
Night fell and the moon came out
738
00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:28,096
and he said, look at
the blood moon son.
739
00:35:31,933 --> 00:35:34,201
That's the color of
your mother's eyes.
740
00:35:35,469 --> 00:35:36,904
- What did you just say?
741
00:35:36,938 --> 00:35:39,641
- And that's the last
thing he ever said to me.
742
00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:42,844
- Oh my God.
743
00:35:42,877 --> 00:35:44,646
- We rowed back to shore,
744
00:35:46,014 --> 00:35:49,149
trudged up to the cabin
in complete silence.
745
00:35:54,856 --> 00:35:56,624
And then the next
day he was gone.
746
00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:03,698
The only thing he left behind
747
00:36:03,731 --> 00:36:08,201
for me to remember him
by was his handkerchief.
748
00:36:10,605 --> 00:36:13,808
Like a little tropical
print flag of surrender.
749
00:36:15,543 --> 00:36:16,911
- Woody.
750
00:36:16,944 --> 00:36:18,546
- What?
751
00:36:18,579 --> 00:36:20,014
What did you?
752
00:36:20,048 --> 00:36:23,051
- Woody, that's your,
your napkin's name, right?
753
00:36:23,084 --> 00:36:24,052
- How did you know that?
754
00:36:24,085 --> 00:36:26,587
- He told me.
755
00:36:28,255 --> 00:36:29,356
- You can hear him too?
756
00:36:29,389 --> 00:36:30,290
- I guess.
757
00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:38,231
- Oh my God, I always
thought I was crazy.
758
00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:39,734
- Yeah, me too.
759
00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:42,870
I, I can't believe I'm about
to say this to you right now,
760
00:36:42,904 --> 00:36:45,540
but I, I don't
think you're crazy.
761
00:36:45,573 --> 00:36:47,041
- Thank you.
762
00:36:47,075 --> 00:36:49,110
- Unless we're just both crazy.
763
00:36:49,143 --> 00:36:50,343
- No, the first one.
764
00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:53,147
- I don't know, we are
talking to napkins.
765
00:36:53,181 --> 00:36:54,448
- Shut up.
766
00:36:54,481 --> 00:36:55,382
Oh my God.
767
00:36:55,415 --> 00:36:56,316
- What?
768
00:36:56,349 --> 00:36:58,953
- Woody, he tried to warn me.
769
00:36:58,986 --> 00:37:00,287
- What do you mean?
770
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,823
- He said that we're
in danger here.
771
00:37:01,856 --> 00:37:03,057
- Danger, what kind of danger?
772
00:37:03,091 --> 00:37:04,257
- I don't know.
773
00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:05,459
But I think we
should collect him
774
00:37:05,492 --> 00:37:08,863
and get Cliff and Diana
and get outta here.
775
00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:13,134
- It looks like we made
it back just in time.
776
00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:23,511
- God damn, it is thick.
777
00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:54,909
Fuck yeah.
778
00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:57,879
Fuck yeah.
779
00:38:07,889 --> 00:38:08,756
What?
780
00:38:16,764 --> 00:38:19,399
Oh, ice shack baby!
781
00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,569
You want me to put you on?
782
00:38:21,602 --> 00:38:23,237
I could do that.
783
00:38:23,271 --> 00:38:25,940
Thanks for the beer, Mr. Hat.
784
00:38:32,246 --> 00:38:35,983
- Wow, it's really
blowing out there.
785
00:38:36,017 --> 00:38:38,085
Looks like we're gonna
have to hunker down,
786
00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:40,721
I wonder how we're
gonna pass the time.
787
00:38:40,755 --> 00:38:42,322
What about charades?
788
00:38:43,591 --> 00:38:48,596
- Or who wants to decorate
Christmas cookies?
789
00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:50,298
- How are you doing that?
790
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:51,232
- Where do they even come from?
791
00:38:51,265 --> 00:38:52,633
- I made these from scratch.
792
00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:54,401
Got this cute little
Christmas sweater.
793
00:38:54,434 --> 00:38:56,137
We can all make some cute
little Christmas sweaters.
794
00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:58,405
I mean, look at this,
this one has a happy face.
795
00:38:58,438 --> 00:38:59,907
Happy little Christmas sweaters.
796
00:38:59,941 --> 00:39:02,677
- I'm sure that the
storm will pass soon.
797
00:39:03,978 --> 00:39:05,847
- And why would you
think that Norm?
798
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,951
- The only way we can
fulfill our ritual.
799
00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:12,220
- Your ritual.
800
00:39:12,253 --> 00:39:13,688
- Your what?
801
00:39:13,721 --> 00:39:16,324
- I thought this weekend
was about Carla's marriage.
802
00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:17,725
- Oh, it is, it was.
803
00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:20,561
I mean, you know, but
this is really just,
804
00:39:20,595 --> 00:39:22,897
what he means by ritual is uh,
805
00:39:22,930 --> 00:39:24,098
we were all gonna get
together in a little
806
00:39:24,131 --> 00:39:25,967
circle outside maybe,
807
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,503
and with like a little bit
of salt and a star in there,
808
00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:31,272
but, or heart, you
know, whatever.
809
00:39:31,305 --> 00:39:32,439
It's loving, it's
a loving thing.
810
00:39:32,472 --> 00:39:33,808
- It's ritual.
811
00:39:33,841 --> 00:39:34,742
- We could eat the
cookies, it would be great.
812
00:39:34,775 --> 00:39:36,110
But now the storm is happening.
813
00:39:36,143 --> 00:39:38,512
So I think you'd
be really surprised
814
00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:40,514
at how good Norm is at charades.
815
00:39:41,549 --> 00:39:43,985
- We need an even
number of people anyway.
816
00:39:44,018 --> 00:39:46,854
- For charades, yes, exactly.
817
00:39:46,888 --> 00:39:48,455
Doesn't that sound lovely?
818
00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:51,225
I'm gonna go get
Dr. Crane. You guys.
819
00:39:52,293 --> 00:39:53,361
- I'm gonna go check
on the laundry.
820
00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:54,996
- Yeah, I'll come with you.
821
00:39:55,029 --> 00:39:56,097
Let's do that.
822
00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:01,168
- Holy fucking
shit, thank God.
823
00:40:01,202 --> 00:40:02,236
It's about time.
824
00:40:02,270 --> 00:40:04,171
- Woody, I am so sorry.
825
00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:06,439
- That's okay
Sammy, I forgive you.
826
00:40:12,479 --> 00:40:14,248
Look, don't take
this the wrong way,
827
00:40:14,282 --> 00:40:16,884
but I still think we
gotta get outta here.
828
00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:19,353
- I am right there
with you, buddy.
829
00:40:19,387 --> 00:40:20,788
Yeah.
830
00:40:20,821 --> 00:40:22,623
- Hey, you brought
Amy Smart over here.
831
00:40:22,657 --> 00:40:23,791
- Yeah, hey.
832
00:40:23,824 --> 00:40:25,960
- It seems she
can also hear you.
833
00:40:25,993 --> 00:40:26,894
- Yeah, sorry.
834
00:40:26,928 --> 00:40:28,329
I thought you were one of my
835
00:40:28,362 --> 00:40:29,931
cigarette medication
addiction hallucinations.
836
00:40:29,964 --> 00:40:32,767
- Eh, no sweat toots.
837
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,238
Or, better yet, why don't
you sweat a little bit
838
00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:39,073
and let me wipe your brow
839
00:40:39,106 --> 00:40:41,909
with my body because
I'm a napkin.
840
00:40:43,544 --> 00:40:44,745
- What do you fellas say
841
00:40:44,779 --> 00:40:46,380
we get outta here before
shit gets any weirder?
842
00:40:46,414 --> 00:40:47,281
- Yes.
843
00:40:47,315 --> 00:40:48,115
- Okay.
844
00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:48,950
- Absolutely.
845
00:40:48,983 --> 00:40:50,384
- Great.
846
00:40:50,418 --> 00:40:51,419
- Speaking of weird,
Lilith, Dr. Crane's wife.
847
00:40:51,451 --> 00:40:52,353
- Yeah.
848
00:40:52,386 --> 00:40:53,254
- I never ended up seeing her.
849
00:40:53,287 --> 00:40:54,188
Is she okay?
850
00:40:54,221 --> 00:40:54,989
- That's okay, yeah she's--
851
00:40:55,022 --> 00:40:56,023
- Yeah, that is strange.
852
00:40:56,057 --> 00:40:56,991
- Yeah, she's, she's fine.
853
00:40:57,024 --> 00:40:57,692
- Tell her, tell her I said hi.
854
00:41:09,704 --> 00:41:11,672
- Holy shit.
855
00:41:11,706 --> 00:41:14,008
- I'm so sorry, I didn't
mean to alarm anyone.
856
00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:15,343
- Check the body.
857
00:41:15,376 --> 00:41:16,744
- It's okay.
858
00:41:16,777 --> 00:41:19,146
We can play charades
with odd numbers, right?
859
00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:20,114
- No pulse.
860
00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:21,449
He's dead.
861
00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:23,918
- No, he's just a little
stiff, that's all.
862
00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:26,486
I know in this altitude
sometimes I don't sleep well
863
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,289
and, and my shoulder
gets a little crink in it
864
00:41:28,322 --> 00:41:29,623
and gets kind of frozen,
you know what I mean?
865
00:41:29,657 --> 00:41:31,158
And sometimes I can just sort of
866
00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:33,027
walk around like this and
then I can't really move.
867
00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:35,229
And sometimes I do end up
laying, you know, on the ground.
868
00:41:35,262 --> 00:41:36,731
Right? That's a yoga move.
869
00:41:36,764 --> 00:41:38,866
Savasana? Yavasana? Savasana,
I was right the first time.
870
00:41:38,899 --> 00:41:40,067
That's what it is.
871
00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:41,168
This is the most
powerful yoga move.
872
00:41:41,202 --> 00:41:42,370
I don't know if you know that.
873
00:41:42,403 --> 00:41:44,338
I do that, I do
that yoga, I do it.
874
00:41:44,372 --> 00:41:45,339
I do it every day.
875
00:41:45,373 --> 00:41:46,607
It really relaxes me.
876
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,975
Really all he needs
is just a nice cup
877
00:41:48,009 --> 00:41:49,877
of hot cocoa and a
really good soak.
878
00:41:51,979 --> 00:41:53,914
- We've all got to remain calm.
879
00:41:53,948 --> 00:41:54,849
- Okay.
880
00:41:55,916 --> 00:41:57,151
- Okay?
881
00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:59,353
- Who could have done
something like this?
882
00:42:01,489 --> 00:42:02,423
- Lilith.
883
00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:10,197
- That's Lilith?
884
00:42:10,231 --> 00:42:11,832
- Yeah.
885
00:42:11,866 --> 00:42:15,102
- She's, she's,
she's very beautiful.
886
00:42:15,136 --> 00:42:16,303
- She's aight.
887
00:42:16,337 --> 00:42:17,138
- What is?
888
00:42:19,273 --> 00:42:20,041
What?
889
00:42:21,876 --> 00:42:22,777
No!
890
00:42:24,945 --> 00:42:25,846
No!
891
00:42:27,715 --> 00:42:29,183
No!
892
00:42:29,216 --> 00:42:30,851
- The way you were talking
about her made me think
893
00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:32,653
she was like, hideously
deformed or something.
894
00:42:32,686 --> 00:42:36,290
- Oh, well wait for it.
895
00:42:36,323 --> 00:42:37,958
- Wake up, wake up!
896
00:42:39,326 --> 00:42:43,197
Who will study the saints
of the Old France now?!
897
00:42:50,204 --> 00:42:51,439
- There it is.
898
00:42:53,007 --> 00:42:54,241
- Two heads.
899
00:42:54,275 --> 00:42:55,209
You could've said--
900
00:42:55,242 --> 00:42:56,143
- Well, one head, two faces.
901
00:42:56,177 --> 00:42:57,578
- You could've said that.
902
00:42:57,611 --> 00:42:59,680
- It's hard to explain.
903
00:42:59,713 --> 00:43:02,416
- It's not hard to
explain, she has two faces.
904
00:43:02,450 --> 00:43:03,851
You could've said
she has two faces.
905
00:43:03,884 --> 00:43:05,186
- You would've asked
a lot of questions.
906
00:43:05,219 --> 00:43:06,020
- You were saying
she has uh, uh.
907
00:43:06,053 --> 00:43:07,488
- It's just!
908
00:43:07,522 --> 00:43:08,856
- Who did this?
909
00:43:12,259 --> 00:43:15,262
Who killed my doctor?
910
00:43:16,464 --> 00:43:19,900
Which one of you
bastards did this?
911
00:43:24,738 --> 00:43:25,540
- What?
912
00:43:25,574 --> 00:43:27,241
You just did it to--
913
00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:28,275
But you just--
914
00:43:28,309 --> 00:43:29,844
- Her husband just died!
915
00:43:29,877 --> 00:43:32,046
- I thought we were slapping
people to keep them calm!
916
00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:33,848
- That doesn't even make sense!
917
00:43:34,882 --> 00:43:36,750
- We have got to
stop slapping people!
918
00:43:37,985 --> 00:43:39,453
- You started it.
919
00:43:49,997 --> 00:43:52,601
- Oh wake up, please wake up!
920
00:44:11,051 --> 00:44:12,453
- So this is sad.
921
00:44:23,063 --> 00:44:24,533
- What about wild animals?
922
00:44:26,066 --> 00:44:28,002
- There's nothing
coming out in this.
923
00:44:29,069 --> 00:44:30,771
You didn't kill 'em,
did you see Sam?
924
00:44:30,804 --> 00:44:32,106
- What?
925
00:44:32,139 --> 00:44:33,674
No.
926
00:44:33,707 --> 00:44:36,277
- Yeah, you don't
strike me as the type.
927
00:44:39,213 --> 00:44:40,481
Who do you think did it?
928
00:44:43,618 --> 00:44:44,919
- I don't know.
929
00:44:48,889 --> 00:44:51,158
I sure wish Cliff and
Diane would come back.
930
00:44:52,527 --> 00:44:53,727
- I'm sure they're doing
everything in their power
931
00:44:53,761 --> 00:44:55,664
to get back here in one piece.
932
00:44:57,031 --> 00:44:57,932
- Yeah.
933
00:45:01,001 --> 00:45:04,104
Should we say something?
934
00:45:17,084 --> 00:45:17,985
- Oh shit.
935
00:45:19,753 --> 00:45:22,189
Excuse me, sorry.
936
00:45:22,223 --> 00:45:23,157
Excuse me.
937
00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:25,125
If I could just get a hand.
938
00:45:25,159 --> 00:45:30,231
I will not let myself freeze
to death in this beautiful
939
00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:34,902
and majestic, but
deadly and icy tundra.
940
00:45:36,036 --> 00:45:37,539
There's a stray branch
in between my thighs.
941
00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:40,441
Do it like a mama gorilla,
do it like a mama gorilla.
942
00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:47,549
Oh wonderous, cruel nature.
943
00:45:52,019 --> 00:45:53,887
- It's a fairy castle.
944
00:45:59,594 --> 00:46:02,229
It's a fairy castle on the ice.
945
00:46:04,498 --> 00:46:05,899
It's Neuschwanstein.
946
00:46:09,003 --> 00:46:10,572
Thank you Goddess!
947
00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:15,242
I'm coming for you
Neuschwanstein!
948
00:46:19,046 --> 00:46:21,716
I hope they make me their queen.
949
00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:28,022
Oh yes, thank you.
950
00:46:33,427 --> 00:46:34,328
Cliff?
951
00:46:36,363 --> 00:46:37,532
What are you doing
in Neuschwanstein?
952
00:46:38,633 --> 00:46:39,534
- What?
953
00:46:47,274 --> 00:46:49,043
- Tiny Bavarian chair.
954
00:46:49,076 --> 00:46:52,580
- Get
comfortable, Diane, for
soon you will be mine.
955
00:46:52,614 --> 00:46:53,515
- Excuse me?
956
00:46:54,649 --> 00:46:57,786
You are married to
my best friend, sir.
957
00:46:58,886 --> 00:47:00,020
- Did you eat some
of those mushrooms?
958
00:47:00,054 --> 00:47:01,556
- Is it that obvious
I'm tripping?
959
00:47:02,356 --> 00:47:03,424
- Hearing shit?
960
00:47:03,457 --> 00:47:05,392
- You are hearing shit.
961
00:47:05,426 --> 00:47:06,327
You're hearing me!
962
00:47:11,065 --> 00:47:13,535
The moose mushrooms
expanded your mind.
963
00:47:13,568 --> 00:47:15,770
Soon all of your
minds will be opened.
964
00:47:15,804 --> 00:47:20,107
And then I will feed on your
souls and assume my true form!
965
00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:23,243
- Earth to Diane.
966
00:47:23,277 --> 00:47:26,180
You, you, you here?
967
00:47:26,213 --> 00:47:28,415
- Trying to make
plans to eat people's brains.
968
00:47:28,449 --> 00:47:30,417
And I need the
souls to do it too.
969
00:47:31,218 --> 00:47:33,020
- Hey, you with me?
970
00:47:33,053 --> 00:47:34,154
Diane!
971
00:47:34,188 --> 00:47:35,089
- Cliff.
972
00:47:36,457 --> 00:47:38,926
- You'd better eat some moose
mushrooms too, my brother,
973
00:47:38,959 --> 00:47:40,662
because there is
some weird ass shit
974
00:47:40,695 --> 00:47:42,996
you gotta see with
this fucking hat.
975
00:47:50,605 --> 00:47:52,741
- Every single one
of you had both
976
00:47:52,774 --> 00:47:55,409
the motive and the opportunity.
977
00:47:55,442 --> 00:47:56,678
- How do you mean?
978
00:47:56,711 --> 00:47:59,480
- Well, Diane and Cliff
are suspiciously absent.
979
00:47:59,514 --> 00:48:03,183
- Clifford was very
jealous of his brother.
980
00:48:04,485 --> 00:48:09,557
He was smarter, more successful,
and had a bigger bottom.
981
00:48:11,358 --> 00:48:13,561
- Okay, for sake, Lilith,
982
00:48:13,595 --> 00:48:15,963
your husband was a lazy fraud
983
00:48:15,996 --> 00:48:19,133
who spent a decade in school
to avoid getting a real job.
984
00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:22,604
I mean, medieval hagiography
is not even a real thing.
985
00:48:22,637 --> 00:48:25,139
He's a fucking asshole,
you're a fucking asshole.
986
00:48:25,172 --> 00:48:27,842
You all suck and Cliff is twice
987
00:48:27,876 --> 00:48:31,311
the man Dr. Crane is, or was.
988
00:48:31,345 --> 00:48:32,146
- Carla.
989
00:48:32,179 --> 00:48:33,447
- What?
990
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,916
- The women just
lost her husband.
991
00:48:35,949 --> 00:48:37,786
- Okay, I'm sorry.
992
00:48:37,819 --> 00:48:40,320
- Hey guys, why
are we not pointing fingers
993
00:48:40,354 --> 00:48:43,190
at the freaky cult
twins over here?
994
00:48:43,223 --> 00:48:44,291
- What about our hosts?
995
00:48:44,324 --> 00:48:46,160
- There you go.
996
00:48:46,193 --> 00:48:48,763
- Norm and Rebecca, you
two have been suspiciously
997
00:48:48,797 --> 00:48:50,264
up to something
this whole weekend.
998
00:48:50,297 --> 00:48:53,066
- Yeah, clearly this weekend
is not about me and Cliff.
999
00:48:53,100 --> 00:48:55,804
- Okay, our ways are
strange, for sure.
1000
00:48:55,837 --> 00:48:57,037
I will give you that.
1001
00:48:57,070 --> 00:48:59,440
But we would never
kill any of you.
1002
00:49:00,974 --> 00:49:02,544
- I heard 'em, Sam.
1003
00:49:02,577 --> 00:49:05,814
I heard 'em talking
about a sacrifice, buddy.
1004
00:49:07,481 --> 00:49:10,350
- I overheard them
talking about a sacrifice.
1005
00:49:10,384 --> 00:49:14,388
- What we meant was a
sacrifice of your time.
1006
00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:15,690
- Yes.
1007
00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:18,459
- You know, you all came here
1008
00:49:18,492 --> 00:49:20,494
and we're hanging out, you know.
1009
00:49:20,528 --> 00:49:23,464
Jamming about hats, talking
about 'em, learning about them.
1010
00:49:23,497 --> 00:49:24,933
- Hats.
1011
00:49:24,965 --> 00:49:27,434
- That's what this was for
and we're doing it right now.
1012
00:49:27,468 --> 00:49:28,268
It's that.
1013
00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:29,102
- Yes.
1014
00:49:29,136 --> 00:49:30,037
- What we meant.
1015
00:49:30,070 --> 00:49:31,038
- People, we have got to stop
1016
00:49:31,071 --> 00:49:32,206
pointing fingers at one another.
1017
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,440
- I have something else to say.
1018
00:49:33,474 --> 00:49:34,609
Kelly is not who
she claims to be!
1019
00:49:34,642 --> 00:49:35,877
- Oh, come on.
1020
00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:38,145
- Dr. Crane and I saw
her early this morning
1021
00:49:38,178 --> 00:49:40,347
burying something
out in the tundra.
1022
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:43,551
We became suspicious and
we went and we dug it up.
1023
00:49:43,585 --> 00:49:46,821
We found buried there a
torn Givenchy skirtsuit.
1024
00:49:46,855 --> 00:49:47,755
- Torn?
1025
00:49:48,656 --> 00:49:50,290
- Oh my God!
1026
00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:51,225
What's that?
1027
00:49:51,258 --> 00:49:53,327
- A very chic designer.
1028
00:49:54,896 --> 00:49:56,263
- Where is it?
1029
00:49:56,296 --> 00:49:57,264
- In the dryer.
1030
00:50:09,644 --> 00:50:10,444
Right here.
1031
00:50:10,477 --> 00:50:12,279
- It's gorgeous.
1032
00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:13,447
- Kelly came over right after
1033
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,816
we found the Givenchy.
1034
00:50:14,849 --> 00:50:16,684
So Dr. Crane hid
it in the dryer.
1035
00:50:16,718 --> 00:50:18,151
Kelly must have seen
him at some point,
1036
00:50:18,185 --> 00:50:19,052
and so she killed him.
1037
00:50:19,086 --> 00:50:20,688
- Oh my God.
1038
00:50:21,789 --> 00:50:24,057
- I fucked the
shit out of that thing.
1039
00:50:24,091 --> 00:50:25,994
I'll tell you, she's--
1040
00:50:27,361 --> 00:50:30,297
- And I found some sort of
high tech gizmo of hers.
1041
00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:31,131
- What?
1042
00:50:31,164 --> 00:50:31,966
- Where's that?
1043
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,901
- Downstairs.
1044
00:50:45,513 --> 00:50:47,015
It fell out of her pocket
1045
00:50:47,047 --> 00:50:50,985
when we were slapping
each other and,
1046
00:50:52,119 --> 00:50:53,755
and all that.
1047
00:50:53,788 --> 00:50:56,691
- Kelly, is this yours?
1048
00:50:56,724 --> 00:50:59,226
- Yes but, but I didn't do it.
1049
00:50:59,259 --> 00:51:03,798
- Oh, Kelly, stop
being so two-faced.
1050
00:51:07,669 --> 00:51:10,838
Lilith, I am so sorry.
1051
00:51:10,872 --> 00:51:12,640
It was so literal.
1052
00:51:12,674 --> 00:51:13,473
And it, I.
1053
00:51:13,508 --> 00:51:14,742
- Sh, it's fine.
1054
00:51:16,044 --> 00:51:17,411
I don't think that
we should wait
1055
00:51:17,444 --> 00:51:19,647
for this woman to
trick us anymore
1056
00:51:19,681 --> 00:51:21,950
with her Givenchy-wearing
1057
00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:25,218
Let's tie her up.
1058
00:51:26,554 --> 00:51:28,088
- I don't know what that
means, but I'm with Lilith.
1059
00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:29,456
This bitch has got to go.
1060
00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:34,394
- Kelly, I love you like a
neighbor, but killing Dr. Crane,
1061
00:51:34,428 --> 00:51:37,999
that was just, that was
not neighborly at all.
1062
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:43,470
- Guys, do not turn
this into a witch hunt.
1063
00:51:43,504 --> 00:51:45,907
You have no idea what's
really happening.
1064
00:51:48,676 --> 00:51:50,277
- A power outage.
1065
00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:51,579
- It always
comes right back on.
1066
00:51:52,814 --> 00:51:54,281
- What's that sound?
1067
00:51:56,216 --> 00:51:59,453
- The stars are
ageless, aren't they?
1068
00:52:05,994 --> 00:52:07,361
- This isn't what it looks like.
1069
00:52:07,394 --> 00:52:08,195
- Kelly!
1070
00:52:08,228 --> 00:52:10,430
Stop killing people.
1071
00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:11,933
- I didn't do it.
1072
00:52:11,966 --> 00:52:14,368
- Okay, I think if we all work
together, we can take her.
1073
00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:15,202
- Okay.
1074
00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:19,507
Get her!
1075
00:52:31,686 --> 00:52:33,521
- Oh my God my face.
1076
00:52:33,554 --> 00:52:34,589
- My face hurts so much.
1077
00:52:34,622 --> 00:52:35,422
- My face.
1078
00:52:35,455 --> 00:52:36,624
- My whole face hurts.
1079
00:52:36,658 --> 00:52:38,693
- Stomach, it's
like an ab workout.
1080
00:52:38,726 --> 00:52:39,894
- Wow.
1081
00:52:39,927 --> 00:52:41,461
These mooseshrooms
are really something.
1082
00:52:41,495 --> 00:52:44,565
- How long have we been
laughing for right now?
1083
00:52:44,599 --> 00:52:46,601
- Can you believe that
your and Carla's wedding
1084
00:52:46,634 --> 00:52:48,870
was five years ago?
1085
00:52:48,903 --> 00:52:53,007
- Been married to
Carla for five years.
1086
00:52:53,041 --> 00:52:53,941
- Oh no.
1087
00:52:53,975 --> 00:52:54,676
- That's, that's over 1500.
1088
00:52:54,709 --> 00:52:55,943
- Cliff, Cliff.
1089
00:52:55,977 --> 00:52:56,778
- What?
1090
00:52:56,811 --> 00:52:58,112
- Cliff, Cliff.
1091
00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:00,480
- Fucking grind.
1092
00:53:00,515 --> 00:53:03,216
- Cliff, my man, listen, listen.
1093
00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:05,053
I'm gonna save your marriage.
1094
00:53:05,086 --> 00:53:06,821
I've got a certificate.
1095
00:53:06,854 --> 00:53:10,058
From the Topanga
Women's Ayahuasca Troop.
1096
00:53:10,091 --> 00:53:11,324
- TWAT?
1097
00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:13,594
- The Topanga Women's
Ayahuasca Troop.
1098
00:53:13,628 --> 00:53:14,762
- Oh, I heard you.
1099
00:53:14,796 --> 00:53:16,864
- Whole troop of
people doing good work.
1100
00:53:16,898 --> 00:53:17,765
- Okay, listen.
1101
00:53:17,799 --> 00:53:19,033
- I'm, I'm listening.
1102
00:53:19,067 --> 00:53:20,367
- Okay, check it,
check it, check it.
1103
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,536
- What's up?
1104
00:53:21,569 --> 00:53:25,439
- It's the Topanga
Women's Ayahuasca Troop.
1105
00:53:25,472 --> 00:53:27,608
- Yeah, Topanga Women
Ayahuasca Troop.
1106
00:53:27,642 --> 00:53:28,543
- TWAT.
1107
00:53:31,846 --> 00:53:33,848
- It spells TWAT!
1108
00:53:33,881 --> 00:53:35,583
I was wondering why everybody
1109
00:53:35,616 --> 00:53:39,187
was going around
calling everybody twats.
1110
00:53:39,219 --> 00:53:40,287
No way, man!
1111
00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:44,424
- Hey, where'd,
where'd that guy go?
1112
00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:45,292
- What guy?
1113
00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:46,594
- That hat.
1114
00:53:46,627 --> 00:53:47,461
- What hat? Oh, Harry?
1115
00:53:47,494 --> 00:53:48,428
- Yeah.
1116
00:53:48,462 --> 00:53:49,262
- That guy?
1117
00:53:49,296 --> 00:53:50,198
- Yeah.
1118
00:53:50,230 --> 00:53:50,932
- That guy left weeks ago.
1119
00:53:50,965 --> 00:53:52,166
- What?
1120
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,400
- Yeah, remember he
said he was gonna,
1121
00:53:53,433 --> 00:53:57,270
he was going to, he was
gonna eat the souls of
1122
00:53:57,304 --> 00:53:59,006
our comrades, remember that?
1123
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,508
- Geez.
1124
00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:03,477
- Yeah, I know, something
about how he's an alien
1125
00:54:03,511 --> 00:54:06,180
trapped in the form of a hat.
1126
00:54:07,481 --> 00:54:09,083
How, initially he thought
the easiest way out
1127
00:54:09,117 --> 00:54:10,317
would be to convince those weird
1128
00:54:10,350 --> 00:54:12,687
culty twins that he
was their Messiah.
1129
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:15,056
So that they would
sacrifice themselves and us
1130
00:54:15,089 --> 00:54:19,627
so he could use their bodies
as vessels to take human form.
1131
00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:21,428
They really screwed the
pooch on that front,
1132
00:54:21,461 --> 00:54:23,030
so now he's just gonna try to
1133
00:54:24,331 --> 00:54:27,001
suck everyone's souls out
through the top of their heads.
1134
00:54:28,335 --> 00:54:31,606
Because he derives sick
pleasure from our suffering.
1135
00:54:37,410 --> 00:54:38,913
I wasn't really listening, man.
1136
00:54:38,946 --> 00:54:42,150
You know, like, I'm so in
and out most of the time.
1137
00:54:42,183 --> 00:54:44,185
Like, am I just a bad listener?
1138
00:54:44,218 --> 00:54:45,119
- No, no, no.
1139
00:54:45,153 --> 00:54:46,353
That guy was just so much.
1140
00:54:46,386 --> 00:54:47,320
- Too much, right?
1141
00:54:47,354 --> 00:54:48,656
- Too much.
1142
00:54:48,689 --> 00:54:51,159
- He's like, just like
¡cállate la boca! bruh
1143
00:54:51,192 --> 00:54:52,693
- It's enough, it's enough.
1144
00:54:52,727 --> 00:54:53,861
Shrill.
1145
00:54:53,895 --> 00:54:54,829
- Too much.
1146
00:54:57,497 --> 00:54:59,466
- You think my marriage
really needs saving?
1147
00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:01,536
- I think that you and
Carla truly love each other,
1148
00:55:01,569 --> 00:55:04,772
but you're both deeply afraid
to be present in that love.
1149
00:55:06,306 --> 00:55:07,542
- What?
1150
00:55:07,575 --> 00:55:09,911
- You and Carla are
perfect complements,
1151
00:55:09,944 --> 00:55:12,980
but you need to be open
to your true selves.
1152
00:55:13,014 --> 00:55:15,348
- So like, no more
joshing each other
1153
00:55:15,382 --> 00:55:18,485
about killing each other
1154
00:55:18,519 --> 00:55:20,121
in very creative ways?
1155
00:55:20,154 --> 00:55:21,289
- Yeah, no.
1156
00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:24,192
Where is all that anger
coming from Cliff?
1157
00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:26,894
- My selfishness?
1158
00:55:26,928 --> 00:55:27,762
- Wow.
1159
00:55:27,795 --> 00:55:29,897
That is heavy.
1160
00:55:30,731 --> 00:55:31,632
Go on.
1161
00:55:33,968 --> 00:55:39,040
- When we first got together,
all I cared about was her.
1162
00:55:39,841 --> 00:55:40,775
I wanted to take care of her.
1163
00:55:41,843 --> 00:55:43,578
After a couple
years of marriage,
1164
00:55:43,611 --> 00:55:45,378
we stopped being
on the same team.
1165
00:55:46,914 --> 00:55:49,784
Now it's just about what
I can get away with,
1166
00:55:49,817 --> 00:55:52,053
what I can take from her.
1167
00:55:52,086 --> 00:55:53,554
- Wow, yeah.
1168
00:55:53,588 --> 00:55:57,225
- I just wanna get mine
and she wants to get hers.
1169
00:55:57,258 --> 00:56:02,330
Somewhere, it all just turned
into a business transaction.
1170
00:56:04,999 --> 00:56:07,068
- Just so you know, we're
gonna have to wrap this up.
1171
00:56:07,101 --> 00:56:08,903
We're actually out of time.
1172
00:56:08,936 --> 00:56:11,005
- You know when it changed?
1173
00:56:11,038 --> 00:56:14,374
When she quit musical theater
and got a corporate job.
1174
00:56:14,407 --> 00:56:18,346
What's funny is I encouraged
her to make that decision.
1175
00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:22,917
I wanted her to feel like an
independent, successful woman.
1176
00:56:24,585 --> 00:56:27,188
But she's a terrible
nine to fiver.
1177
00:56:27,221 --> 00:56:28,556
It's not Carla.
1178
00:56:30,791 --> 00:56:35,296
She was really great at
being an unemployed actress.
1179
00:56:37,565 --> 00:56:38,465
- I bet.
1180
00:56:43,871 --> 00:56:45,139
- Whoa.
1181
00:56:45,172 --> 00:56:46,774
- If we can just, we
can just, wrap it on up.
1182
00:56:48,509 --> 00:56:49,343
- Okay.
1183
00:56:49,377 --> 00:56:50,611
I'm just.
1184
00:56:50,645 --> 00:56:52,780
- Bundle those feelings
up 'til next week, okay?
1185
00:56:52,813 --> 00:56:54,815
- I'm, I'm just.
1186
00:56:54,849 --> 00:56:56,784
- Bow this for the week,
1187
00:56:56,817 --> 00:56:59,654
next week, we'll really
delve back in, okay?
1188
00:56:59,687 --> 00:57:00,588
I think we've had some really
1189
00:57:00,621 --> 00:57:01,756
good progress here today though.
1190
00:57:01,789 --> 00:57:02,957
Yeah.
1191
00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:04,457
Some really good
progress here today.
1192
00:57:04,491 --> 00:57:05,793
- I think I like what's
happening with these hands.
1193
00:57:05,826 --> 00:57:08,796
- Like this hand
movement, me too, me too.
1194
00:57:08,829 --> 00:57:10,264
- My problem is, though,
1195
00:57:10,298 --> 00:57:12,767
all this cool, like soul
searching we've been doing?
1196
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,869
I can't, I, I don't
know how to fix it.
1197
00:57:14,902 --> 00:57:17,571
- Tell her, forget all
these delicious cans
1198
00:57:17,605 --> 00:57:21,609
of cold brewskies and your
fishing poles and your trout,
1199
00:57:21,642 --> 00:57:24,812
and let's go save your marriage.
1200
00:57:24,845 --> 00:57:25,646
- Okay.
1201
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:26,479
- Okay?
1202
00:57:26,514 --> 00:57:27,315
- Yeah.
1203
00:57:27,348 --> 00:57:28,149
- You on board?
1204
00:57:28,182 --> 00:57:28,983
- Yeah!
1205
00:57:29,016 --> 00:57:30,284
- I'm on board!
1206
00:57:30,318 --> 00:57:31,852
- There is no time to
waste your majesty.
1207
00:57:31,886 --> 00:57:32,787
Get your coat.
1208
00:57:36,123 --> 00:57:37,058
- Oh, it's cold.
1209
00:57:38,359 --> 00:57:39,794
- Cliff, grab onto
my wolf afghan.
1210
00:57:39,827 --> 00:57:40,795
- Why did we leave?
1211
00:57:40,828 --> 00:57:41,896
- I don't know.
1212
00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:43,664
- We gotta go back.
1213
00:57:43,698 --> 00:57:44,598
- No, we've come too far.
1214
00:57:44,632 --> 00:57:47,001
It's all for love, Cliff.
1215
00:57:47,034 --> 00:57:47,835
- No.
1216
00:57:47,868 --> 00:57:48,703
- It's all for love.
1217
00:57:48,736 --> 00:57:49,637
- Carla!
1218
00:57:53,207 --> 00:57:54,375
Oh shit.
1219
00:57:56,877 --> 00:57:58,446
- I can explain everything.
1220
00:57:58,478 --> 00:58:00,681
I didn't kill anyone,
but I know who did.
1221
00:58:00,715 --> 00:58:01,515
- I don't believe her.
1222
00:58:01,549 --> 00:58:02,350
- Me neither.
1223
00:58:02,383 --> 00:58:03,851
- I can't tell.
1224
00:58:03,884 --> 00:58:06,153
- As you may have surmised,
I am not who I said I am.
1225
00:58:06,187 --> 00:58:07,288
That much is true.
1226
00:58:07,321 --> 00:58:08,656
- Yeah, it's obvious.
1227
00:58:08,689 --> 00:58:10,224
- I am a secret agent.
1228
00:58:10,257 --> 00:58:11,892
I work for a covert
government group
1229
00:58:11,926 --> 00:58:14,595
akin to what you all
know as the Men in Black.
1230
00:58:14,628 --> 00:58:15,429
- Like the movie?
1231
00:58:15,463 --> 00:58:16,897
- Ah fuck.
1232
00:58:16,931 --> 00:58:18,498
- We handle top secret
paranormal investigations.
1233
00:58:18,532 --> 00:58:20,234
And I am part of a
task force that deals
1234
00:58:20,267 --> 00:58:23,871
with potentially malicious
extraterrestrial entities.
1235
00:58:23,904 --> 00:58:27,408
- But Kelly, you're
our neighbor.
1236
00:58:27,441 --> 00:58:30,144
- I was assigned here
to keep an eye on Norm.
1237
00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:31,779
- My Norm?
1238
00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:33,914
Normy Norm, the Norminator?
1239
00:58:34,982 --> 00:58:37,218
What do you have
against Mr. Nomnom?
1240
00:58:37,251 --> 00:58:38,486
- We have reason to believe
1241
00:58:38,519 --> 00:58:40,554
that the hat Norm
communicates with,
1242
00:58:40,588 --> 00:58:43,190
the one you believe to be the
second coming of your God,
1243
00:58:43,224 --> 00:58:45,726
is actually an
extra-dimensional alien
1244
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,529
trying to materialize
in our universe.
1245
00:58:48,562 --> 00:58:50,731
- What, that's impossible.
1246
00:58:50,765 --> 00:58:55,836
- Okay, but if you didn't
kill the Cranes, then who did?
1247
00:58:56,637 --> 00:58:57,838
- The evil alien life force
1248
00:58:57,872 --> 00:59:00,975
that Norm communicates
with, Harry the Hat.
1249
00:59:01,008 --> 00:59:02,511
But don't worry, if
you just untie me,
1250
00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:04,445
I can get this
situation under control.
1251
00:59:04,478 --> 00:59:07,181
- Not gonna
let that happen, hiya!
1252
00:59:07,214 --> 00:59:09,717
Ooh suction engaged.
1253
00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,819
I'm a-chopping, nom, nom, nom.
1254
00:59:14,188 --> 00:59:16,424
Num, num, num, num, num.
1255
00:59:16,457 --> 00:59:18,025
It tastes so good!
1256
00:59:21,996 --> 00:59:23,998
Num, num, num, num, num.
1257
00:59:24,031 --> 00:59:25,699
- Harry, come here!
1258
00:59:29,737 --> 00:59:31,972
- Told you I didn't do it.
1259
00:59:33,508 --> 00:59:36,410
- And a
flawless dismount.
1260
00:59:37,311 --> 00:59:38,212
- Oh Norm!
1261
00:59:39,914 --> 00:59:40,915
Mr. Nomnom!
1262
00:59:42,950 --> 00:59:45,052
My little Normweigian Wood!
1263
00:59:45,086 --> 00:59:45,886
- We should go.
1264
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:46,720
- We should.
1265
00:59:46,754 --> 00:59:47,922
- We should go.
1266
00:59:47,955 --> 00:59:50,357
- You're
not going anywhere!
1267
00:59:50,391 --> 00:59:53,027
Oh yeah, you gotta run
a little, juke juke?!
1268
00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:56,063
A little bob and weave,
you might even escape!
1269
00:59:56,097 --> 00:59:56,997
- Jesus.
1270
00:59:57,832 --> 00:59:59,033
- My little Garden Norm.
1271
00:59:59,066 --> 01:00:01,335
- Where do you
think you're going?
1272
01:00:01,368 --> 01:00:03,337
Coming for your ankles.
1273
01:00:04,338 --> 01:00:05,574
- You can do this, Norm Chomsky.
1274
01:00:05,606 --> 01:00:07,041
- What about this door?
1275
01:00:07,074 --> 01:00:11,479
But you can't get outta
here because I'm in the way!
1276
01:00:11,513 --> 01:00:13,147
Hiya, hiya!
1277
01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:14,682
- I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming to you!
1278
01:00:14,715 --> 01:00:15,883
- Run!
1279
01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:16,817
- How's your
soul sweetheart?
1280
01:00:16,851 --> 01:00:19,019
Can I get a little sucky sucky?
1281
01:00:20,221 --> 01:00:23,457
Oh yeah, go into the
room with no exit.
1282
01:00:23,491 --> 01:00:25,126
I got you, suckers!
1283
01:00:26,127 --> 01:00:27,795
- Was that a fucking flying hat?
1284
01:00:27,828 --> 01:00:28,829
- That was a fucking flying hat!
1285
01:00:28,863 --> 01:00:29,930
- Oh my God.
1286
01:00:33,568 --> 01:00:36,370
- Woody, did you know
about that flying hat?
1287
01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:37,705
Hmm?
1288
01:00:37,738 --> 01:00:39,473
- This
ain't easy, Sammy.
1289
01:00:39,508 --> 01:00:40,708
Listen, I know deep down,
1290
01:00:40,741 --> 01:00:43,077
you've always believed
I was a part of you.
1291
01:00:43,110 --> 01:00:44,311
- Yeah.
1292
01:00:44,345 --> 01:00:45,813
- And you've
been like a son to me.
1293
01:00:45,846 --> 01:00:47,715
- And you've been like a
father and a lover to me.
1294
01:00:47,748 --> 01:00:48,816
- Okay, guys, this is really
1295
01:00:48,849 --> 01:00:50,084
fucking touching and everything,
1296
01:00:50,117 --> 01:00:51,586
but could someone please
explain what's going on?
1297
01:00:51,620 --> 01:00:52,419
Please?
1298
01:00:52,453 --> 01:00:53,921
- Give us a minute.
1299
01:00:53,954 --> 01:00:57,124
- What I'm trying
to say is, I'm an alien.
1300
01:00:59,561 --> 01:01:02,163
- From like a whole
planet of handkerchiefs?
1301
01:01:02,196 --> 01:01:03,397
- What?
1302
01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:04,365
No, Sam, that's
the most ridiculous
1303
01:01:04,398 --> 01:01:06,066
shit I ever fucking heard.
1304
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:08,035
I'm from the ninth dimension.
1305
01:01:08,068 --> 01:01:10,337
Beyond space, beyond time,
1306
01:01:10,371 --> 01:01:12,607
beyond what humans
can comprehend.
1307
01:01:12,641 --> 01:01:15,309
When you humans look
out into the cosmos,
1308
01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:17,378
you see chains of galaxies.
1309
01:01:17,411 --> 01:01:19,446
When you look into your
own fucking brains,
1310
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,315
you see chains of neurons.
1311
01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:23,751
You are shackled
by these chains.
1312
01:01:23,784 --> 01:01:26,287
These are the limits
of human consciousness.
1313
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,024
Where I come from, everything
is about cosmic order.
1314
01:01:30,057 --> 01:01:33,460
And your world is filled
with delicious chaos.
1315
01:01:33,494 --> 01:01:35,564
- That's why you love
to clean up messes.
1316
01:01:35,597 --> 01:01:36,730
- Exactly.
1317
01:01:37,831 --> 01:01:39,333
The first couple of
dimensions for me,
1318
01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:42,269
that's like like my baser
desires, you know what I mean?
1319
01:01:42,303 --> 01:01:43,804
- I hear them coming.
1320
01:01:43,837 --> 01:01:45,039
I'm definitely gonna need
a brush-up on this later,
1321
01:01:45,072 --> 01:01:46,240
but for now can we
just not get cut
1322
01:01:46,273 --> 01:01:49,043
into little fucking
pieces by a goddamn hat?
1323
01:01:49,076 --> 01:01:51,478
- Yeah, we need to find
Cliff and Diane too.
1324
01:01:51,513 --> 01:01:53,214
- Look, Sam, I get where
you're coming from.
1325
01:01:53,247 --> 01:01:54,448
I really do.
1326
01:01:54,481 --> 01:01:55,584
I'm really sorry
to tell you this,
1327
01:01:55,617 --> 01:01:56,817
but they're probably
dead by now.
1328
01:01:56,850 --> 01:01:58,085
You know, frozen
out that blizzard,
1329
01:01:58,118 --> 01:01:59,320
but we have to help
ourselves, you know.
1330
01:01:59,353 --> 01:02:00,788
We should get back
to civilization.
1331
01:02:00,821 --> 01:02:01,989
We'll have a nice double
funeral for them, you know?
1332
01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:03,357
We'll get one of
those big sandwiches
1333
01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:05,292
and we'll play Blackbird
we'll light candles.
1334
01:02:05,326 --> 01:02:06,126
- No, no, no!
1335
01:02:07,194 --> 01:02:08,128
- Why?
1336
01:02:08,162 --> 01:02:09,096
- We can't just leave them.
1337
01:02:09,129 --> 01:02:10,532
- What else do you wanna do?
1338
01:02:10,565 --> 01:02:12,567
I'm just being realistic, fuck.
1339
01:02:12,601 --> 01:02:13,867
- Sam's right, Carla.
1340
01:02:13,901 --> 01:02:15,169
- What?
1341
01:02:15,202 --> 01:02:16,136
- We need more
human consciousnesses
1342
01:02:16,170 --> 01:02:17,404
to fight off Harry the hat.
1343
01:02:17,438 --> 01:02:19,173
- What the fuck does that mean?
1344
01:02:19,206 --> 01:02:21,809
- Harry wants to be
summoned into this world.
1345
01:02:21,842 --> 01:02:23,578
That's the ritual those creepy
1346
01:02:23,612 --> 01:02:25,312
fucking twins we're
talking about.
1347
01:02:25,346 --> 01:02:27,348
- Fucking Rebecca, I knew it.
1348
01:02:27,381 --> 01:02:28,683
- But then
there was the storm
1349
01:02:28,717 --> 01:02:30,284
and everybody split
up and got high
1350
01:02:30,317 --> 01:02:31,519
and the plan didn't work out.
1351
01:02:31,553 --> 01:02:34,088
So he started just
killing people.
1352
01:02:34,121 --> 01:02:35,322
That's kind of what he does.
1353
01:02:35,356 --> 01:02:37,224
He tends to jump right
into killing people.
1354
01:02:37,258 --> 01:02:38,058
- Great.
1355
01:02:38,092 --> 01:02:39,260
- Bastard.
1356
01:02:39,293 --> 01:02:40,794
- He's half in
the world already.
1357
01:02:40,828 --> 01:02:42,263
For him to fully enter,
1358
01:02:42,296 --> 01:02:44,865
he needs this circle of
human minds to bring him in.
1359
01:02:44,898 --> 01:02:47,268
You need like three, four
good minds, probably.
1360
01:02:47,301 --> 01:02:48,836
- Well, they, they only
have Norm and Rebecca,
1361
01:02:48,869 --> 01:02:50,037
and that's, that's just two so.
1362
01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:51,839
- Well, and that's
why they're after us.
1363
01:02:51,872 --> 01:02:53,874
We need to act fast.
1364
01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:55,876
- We could
banish him entirely
1365
01:02:55,909 --> 01:02:57,378
using our own mental cosmic web
1366
01:02:57,411 --> 01:03:00,147
if we had two minds that were
cosmically bonded together,
1367
01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:01,782
like soulmates, but.
1368
01:03:02,816 --> 01:03:04,018
I'm just, I'm
looking at you two,
1369
01:03:04,051 --> 01:03:04,918
and I don't think
your soulmates.
1370
01:03:04,952 --> 01:03:06,353
- Oh no, definitely not.
1371
01:03:06,387 --> 01:03:08,757
He's off-putting and strange
and smells like shoes.
1372
01:03:08,789 --> 01:03:09,823
- Okay.
1373
01:03:09,857 --> 01:03:10,891
Was that really necessary?
1374
01:03:10,924 --> 01:03:11,726
- Oh grow a dick.
1375
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:12,694
- Oh.
1376
01:03:12,727 --> 01:03:14,094
- Carla, this entire weekend,
1377
01:03:14,128 --> 01:03:16,497
you've been nothing
but unmitigatedly cruel
1378
01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:18,700
to the people in this world
who love you the most.
1379
01:03:18,733 --> 01:03:19,800
- Excuse me?
1380
01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:20,735
- You have an
amazing best friend.
1381
01:03:20,769 --> 01:03:22,202
A wonderful family,
1382
01:03:22,236 --> 01:03:25,939
a husband who's endearing
in, in his own way.
1383
01:03:25,973 --> 01:03:28,342
And you cut them all down
every chance you get.
1384
01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:29,276
- No I don't.
1385
01:03:29,310 --> 01:03:30,545
- I have been nothing but polite
1386
01:03:30,578 --> 01:03:32,346
and kind to you this whole time,
1387
01:03:32,379 --> 01:03:35,115
even though I was invited
here under false pretense.
1388
01:03:35,149 --> 01:03:36,050
- Oh, that's not--
1389
01:03:36,083 --> 01:03:37,552
- We all came here for you!
1390
01:03:38,586 --> 01:03:40,921
And now at least
three people are dead.
1391
01:03:40,954 --> 01:03:44,325
And then you still feel entitled
to insult me to my face.
1392
01:03:44,358 --> 01:03:45,727
How do you go through
life like this?
1393
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,061
What is wrong with you?
1394
01:03:48,996 --> 01:03:50,130
- I don't, I don't know.
1395
01:03:50,164 --> 01:03:52,399
I'm just going
through a hard time.
1396
01:03:52,433 --> 01:03:53,434
I don't know.
1397
01:03:56,403 --> 01:03:57,605
I don't mean to act that way.
1398
01:03:57,639 --> 01:03:59,206
- This window is
still frozen shut
1399
01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:03,010
and we are buried
under a pile of snow!
1400
01:04:03,043 --> 01:04:06,614
- Muchachos, look who
you're talking to here.
1401
01:04:06,648 --> 01:04:09,651
Sammy, have you ever seen a
mess that I couldn't clean up?
1402
01:04:09,684 --> 01:04:14,121
- No, but Woody, this is
hardly the time for that.
1403
01:04:14,154 --> 01:04:18,225
- Sam, a pile of snow is a mess.
1404
01:04:18,258 --> 01:04:19,761
And I like messes.
1405
01:04:19,794 --> 01:04:21,596
And that's why I
came to this planet,
1406
01:04:21,629 --> 01:04:23,864
to wipe up messes with my body.
1407
01:04:24,932 --> 01:04:25,734
- All right.
1408
01:04:25,767 --> 01:04:26,701
- Use me to clean, Sam.
1409
01:04:26,735 --> 01:04:27,535
- Use him to clean, Sam.
1410
01:04:29,236 --> 01:04:30,037
Shit!
1411
01:04:30,070 --> 01:04:31,271
Oh my God.
1412
01:04:31,305 --> 01:04:32,507
- You gotta hurry, you
gotta fucking hurry.
1413
01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:33,708
You've gotta do it
a little bit faster.
1414
01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:35,142
No, faster, faster
than that, oh my God.
1415
01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,644
Holy shit, Sam, I
don't wanna die.
1416
01:04:36,678 --> 01:04:39,313
You gotta go faster, I know
this is a big moment for you,
1417
01:04:39,346 --> 01:04:40,749
but you've gotta go faster.
1418
01:04:42,316 --> 01:04:43,317
I'm sorry I was mean to you.
1419
01:04:43,350 --> 01:04:45,252
I'm sorry I told you you smell.
1420
01:04:45,285 --> 01:04:46,086
- It's working.
1421
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,020
- Oh shit.
1422
01:04:48,956 --> 01:04:49,890
- I see, daylight!
1423
01:04:49,923 --> 01:04:51,058
- You get it?
1424
01:04:52,126 --> 01:04:53,260
Oh shit, oh shit.
1425
01:05:00,968 --> 01:05:02,069
- Grab the coats!
1426
01:05:02,102 --> 01:05:03,036
- Okay.
1427
01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:03,971
Here, Sam!
1428
01:05:05,038 --> 01:05:06,073
- All right.
1429
01:05:06,106 --> 01:05:07,007
- Let me in.
1430
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,442
- Okay, okay.
1431
01:05:08,475 --> 01:05:10,377
- We could
have been friends.
1432
01:05:10,411 --> 01:05:12,012
We could be friends.
1433
01:05:12,045 --> 01:05:13,414
I just wanna be friends.
1434
01:05:13,447 --> 01:05:14,682
- That's it,
we're gonna make it,
1435
01:05:14,716 --> 01:05:15,650
we're gonna make
it, you've got it!
1436
01:05:15,683 --> 01:05:17,251
I got ya, oh fuck.
1437
01:05:20,789 --> 01:05:22,256
Jesus Christ.
1438
01:05:25,426 --> 01:05:26,828
- Come on.
1439
01:05:29,062 --> 01:05:30,732
Which way did
Cliff and Diane go?
1440
01:05:30,765 --> 01:05:33,535
- I don't
know, I don't know.
1441
01:05:33,568 --> 01:05:34,368
That way, that way.
1442
01:05:34,401 --> 01:05:35,436
- Okay.
1443
01:05:48,550 --> 01:05:49,450
Come on.
1444
01:05:52,119 --> 01:05:53,521
Come on, get up.
1445
01:05:54,656 --> 01:05:55,456
- I can't
1446
01:05:55,489 --> 01:05:56,457
- Get up, yes you can.
1447
01:05:56,490 --> 01:05:57,391
- I can't.
1448
01:05:57,424 --> 01:05:58,358
- You wanna be killed by a hat?
1449
01:05:58,392 --> 01:05:59,259
- I guess.
1450
01:05:59,293 --> 01:05:59,993
- You wanna freeze to death--
1451
01:06:00,027 --> 01:06:01,228
- Yeah.
1452
01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:02,029
- Just because you're
running from a hat?
1453
01:06:03,297 --> 01:06:04,064
Come on, Cliff is
out there somewhere.
1454
01:06:04,097 --> 01:06:05,032
We gotta find him.
1455
01:06:05,065 --> 01:06:06,568
Remember how much you love him?
1456
01:06:06,601 --> 01:06:07,902
Kind of.
1457
01:06:07,936 --> 01:06:11,573
You got this weird
sadomasochistic thing going on
1458
01:06:11,606 --> 01:06:12,874
and it works for you.
1459
01:06:12,907 --> 01:06:14,843
- This is a terrible
vacation, Sam.
1460
01:06:14,876 --> 01:06:16,678
- I know, I know, it's terrible.
1461
01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:18,278
Come on, if we stick together.
1462
01:06:19,581 --> 01:06:22,416
If we stick together, I
think we can defeat this guy.
1463
01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:25,419
All we have to do is make sure.
1464
01:06:25,452 --> 01:06:26,353
- I don't see him.
1465
01:06:26,386 --> 01:06:28,322
- Maybe we stay back to back.
1466
01:06:28,355 --> 01:06:29,456
- I don't think so.
1467
01:06:29,490 --> 01:06:30,357
- Oh my God!
1468
01:06:40,668 --> 01:06:41,569
Carla!
1469
01:06:44,606 --> 01:06:46,039
Carla!
1470
01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:06,728
- Oh shit.
1471
01:07:16,403 --> 01:07:17,304
Sam?
1472
01:07:18,573 --> 01:07:20,440
Woody?
1473
01:07:20,474 --> 01:07:21,375
Cliff?
1474
01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:24,244
Cliff, I'm sorry!
1475
01:07:30,952 --> 01:07:32,119
Sam?
1476
01:07:32,152 --> 01:07:33,788
- Ha, surprise!
1477
01:07:33,821 --> 01:07:35,924
Om, nom, nom, nom!
1478
01:07:44,097 --> 01:07:46,601
Your soul is so delicious!
1479
01:07:48,036 --> 01:07:49,837
Oh yeah, fall down gently.
1480
01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:54,141
Ya good soul!
1481
01:07:54,174 --> 01:07:56,076
Oh it's been a while
1482
01:07:56,109 --> 01:07:58,713
and it tastes even
better than I thought!
1483
01:08:04,117 --> 01:08:05,587
- Where'd she go, Carla!
1484
01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:09,189
- I'm freezing
my balls off, Sammy.
1485
01:08:10,725 --> 01:08:12,426
- Surprise!
1486
01:08:12,459 --> 01:08:14,261
You're not going anywhere.
1487
01:08:16,965 --> 01:08:18,600
Witness and reveal!
1488
01:08:22,737 --> 01:08:25,707
Oh, yeah, try for the
left, now I'm in the left.
1489
01:08:25,740 --> 01:08:28,342
Try for the right,
I'm on your right!
1490
01:08:30,243 --> 01:08:31,679
I'm gonna get your brain!
1491
01:08:33,347 --> 01:08:34,616
Ow, fuck.
1492
01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:51,833
- Carla.
1493
01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:54,802
Carla, I have such
a story to tell you.
1494
01:08:54,836 --> 01:08:58,338
Oh my God, I have had the
adventure of a lifetime
1495
01:08:58,372 --> 01:09:00,008
and things are
gonna be different.
1496
01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:02,342
Trust me, things
will be different.
1497
01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:03,745
Oh my God.
1498
01:09:03,778 --> 01:09:05,278
What are you doing out here?
1499
01:09:05,312 --> 01:09:07,782
What are you doing,
playing dead or something?
1500
01:09:07,815 --> 01:09:09,017
Oh, okay.
1501
01:09:09,050 --> 01:09:09,984
This is because I
called you lazy.
1502
01:09:10,018 --> 01:09:11,151
I get it, I get it.
1503
01:09:11,184 --> 01:09:13,955
Okay, sorry I called you lazy.
1504
01:09:13,988 --> 01:09:17,592
I'm sorry, I think I'm
just sorry, you know?
1505
01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:19,560
Hey, come on, let's go inside.
1506
01:09:19,594 --> 01:09:20,762
It's gonna be a good time.
1507
01:09:20,795 --> 01:09:22,462
I got so much to tell
you around the fire.
1508
01:09:22,496 --> 01:09:23,665
This, hey.
1509
01:09:24,932 --> 01:09:25,833
Hey.
1510
01:09:26,668 --> 01:09:27,568
Carla?
1511
01:09:29,704 --> 01:09:31,572
What are you doing out
here, what's all this?
1512
01:09:31,606 --> 01:09:34,474
What is this, like snow cones?
1513
01:09:34,509 --> 01:09:35,677
You're crazy.
1514
01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:38,478
What is this, like
cherry or strawberry?
1515
01:09:40,648 --> 01:09:41,549
That's not.
1516
01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:43,818
Carla?
1517
01:09:45,053 --> 01:09:46,087
Carla?
1518
01:09:51,693 --> 01:09:52,827
Oh fuck.
1519
01:09:54,194 --> 01:09:56,831
Oh my, oh my God.
1520
01:09:59,767 --> 01:10:01,969
I'm, I'm, I'm sorry, I, I.
1521
01:10:14,882 --> 01:10:17,151
Okay, uh, oh fuck.
1522
01:10:31,431 --> 01:10:32,667
- Grand entrance.
1523
01:10:36,170 --> 01:10:40,842
Well, you certainly look cozy.
1524
01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:42,210
- Is that a problem?
1525
01:10:42,242 --> 01:10:43,443
- Oh, no, no, no.
1526
01:10:43,477 --> 01:10:45,312
Don't let me intrude
on your hot cocoa sesh
1527
01:10:45,345 --> 01:10:46,814
and your nappy time.
1528
01:10:46,848 --> 01:10:49,483
Certainly more fun than taking
out this group of recruits
1529
01:10:49,517 --> 01:10:52,620
to the anointed spot and
sacrificing them in a circle.
1530
01:10:52,653 --> 01:10:56,791
- I can hardly be held
accountable for the weather.
1531
01:10:56,824 --> 01:11:00,427
- I was supposed
to be the Uber-Hut.
1532
01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:02,462
- You just started
killing everyone.
1533
01:11:02,496 --> 01:11:05,265
I, I tried to stop you.
1534
01:11:05,298 --> 01:11:06,466
That wasn't the plan, Harry.
1535
01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:10,905
You always jump to
killing people so soon.
1536
01:11:10,938 --> 01:11:12,640
- I have a better idea.
1537
01:11:13,841 --> 01:11:17,245
- You're weak Norm
and I'm outtie.
1538
01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:18,345
Watch me fly!
1539
01:11:21,281 --> 01:11:24,284
Intermixing
consciousness'es'es'es!
1540
01:11:29,757 --> 01:11:30,658
- Sister.
1541
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:34,729
How could you?
1542
01:11:57,317 --> 01:11:59,053
- Well done Rebecca.
1543
01:12:15,368 --> 01:12:16,469
- Sam!
1544
01:12:16,503 --> 01:12:17,572
Oh gosh, Sam!
1545
01:12:18,739 --> 01:12:19,674
Yes.
1546
01:12:19,707 --> 01:12:20,541
Oh gosh.
1547
01:12:20,575 --> 01:12:21,809
Oh, oh, oh no.
1548
01:12:22,877 --> 01:12:24,444
Oh God, I'm down.
1549
01:12:24,477 --> 01:12:25,279
- Okay.
1550
01:12:25,313 --> 01:12:26,814
- Okay.
1551
01:12:26,848 --> 01:12:29,116
I've never been so happy to
see anyone in my whole life.
1552
01:12:29,150 --> 01:12:32,086
- Diane, it is so
good to see you.
1553
01:12:32,119 --> 01:12:33,020
- Oh, great.
1554
01:12:33,054 --> 01:12:34,655
Yeah, everybody's alive, great.
1555
01:12:34,689 --> 01:12:36,591
- Yeah, of course I'm alive.
1556
01:12:36,624 --> 01:12:38,960
Although I am very lost.
1557
01:12:38,993 --> 01:12:40,127
- You can hear him too.
1558
01:12:40,161 --> 01:12:41,062
- Who?
1559
01:12:41,095 --> 01:12:43,064
- Me, I'm the napkin.
1560
01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:45,566
- Oh my grass, your
handkerchief is talking.
1561
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:46,934
- The name's Woody.
1562
01:12:46,968 --> 01:12:48,603
Nice to meet you.
1563
01:12:48,636 --> 01:12:50,705
But save your
lovey-dovey reunion stuff
1564
01:12:50,738 --> 01:12:52,974
for if we get outta
here with our stitching,
1565
01:12:53,007 --> 01:12:56,577
and whatever you call
'em, heads, respectively.
1566
01:12:56,611 --> 01:12:58,813
- Have to admit, a little
confused about what's going on.
1567
01:12:58,846 --> 01:13:00,715
- The situation
back at the cabin
1568
01:13:00,748 --> 01:13:05,052
has really, really,
really deteriorated.
1569
01:13:05,086 --> 01:13:06,486
Rather horrifically.
1570
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:07,688
We're in grave danger.
1571
01:13:07,722 --> 01:13:08,522
- Oh no.
1572
01:13:08,556 --> 01:13:09,557
- Oh yeah.
1573
01:13:09,590 --> 01:13:10,892
- Okay.
1574
01:13:10,925 --> 01:13:12,927
- We have to go
back to the cabin
1575
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:16,130
and we have to make our final
stand against Harry the hat.
1576
01:13:16,163 --> 01:13:17,665
- Aw, really?
1577
01:13:17,698 --> 01:13:18,498
- I know.
1578
01:13:18,532 --> 01:13:19,233
- But he's such a cool.
1579
01:13:19,267 --> 01:13:20,001
- He's not.
1580
01:13:20,034 --> 01:13:20,835
- Okay.
1581
01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:21,769
- He's awful.
1582
01:13:21,802 --> 01:13:23,004
- Well, okay, I'm with you.
1583
01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:24,372
Only thing, don't know
where the cabin is.
1584
01:13:24,404 --> 01:13:25,740
I've been looking
for it for hours.
1585
01:13:25,773 --> 01:13:26,941
- I don't know either.
1586
01:13:26,974 --> 01:13:28,042
- It's literally
been, I think hours.
1587
01:13:28,075 --> 01:13:29,210
- I am so lost.
1588
01:13:29,243 --> 01:13:31,145
- It's like the
Labyrinth of Daedalus.
1589
01:13:32,246 --> 01:13:33,581
- It's a labyrinth of
confusion and snow.
1590
01:13:33,614 --> 01:13:34,682
- Seriously, I'm worried.
1591
01:13:34,715 --> 01:13:35,950
- Oh look, it's right there.
1592
01:13:35,983 --> 01:13:37,084
- We might not find it.
1593
01:13:37,118 --> 01:13:38,019
There it is.
1594
01:13:38,052 --> 01:13:39,053
- It's right there.
1595
01:13:39,086 --> 01:13:39,954
- Wow.
1596
01:13:39,987 --> 01:13:40,855
- Yeah.
1597
01:13:40,888 --> 01:13:41,689
- Yeah.
1598
01:13:41,722 --> 01:13:43,157
- Yeah.
1599
01:13:43,190 --> 01:13:44,258
- I don't know if it was
the snow in my eyes or what.
1600
01:13:44,292 --> 01:13:46,093
- Yeah, no, I'm not.
1601
01:13:46,127 --> 01:13:46,928
- Well, should we?
1602
01:13:46,961 --> 01:13:47,929
- It's right there.
1603
01:13:49,030 --> 01:13:50,231
- Yeah.
1604
01:13:50,264 --> 01:13:51,165
- Yeah, no, lead the
way, lead the way.
1605
01:13:51,198 --> 01:13:52,700
- Okay, alright, let's go.
1606
01:13:52,733 --> 01:13:53,968
- Wait, quick, real quick.
1607
01:13:54,001 --> 01:13:56,771
I'm still unclear if
I am tripping or if,
1608
01:13:58,172 --> 01:14:01,075
or if people are actually dead.
1609
01:14:01,108 --> 01:14:02,843
- They're actually
dead, come on.
1610
01:14:04,946 --> 01:14:07,181
- I also really have to pee.
1611
01:14:23,531 --> 01:14:24,932
Oh my God, Norm.
1612
01:14:27,201 --> 01:14:28,769
- Da fuck?
1613
01:14:31,038 --> 01:14:33,341
- You were fools
to come back here.
1614
01:14:33,374 --> 01:14:36,777
I will crush your world
and eat your dimension.
1615
01:14:38,746 --> 01:14:42,249
- Rebecca, this was
your plan all along?
1616
01:14:42,283 --> 01:14:44,652
- My brother Norm
was but a worm,
1617
01:14:44,685 --> 01:14:48,889
a tool, you really think
he was the chosen one? Bah!
1618
01:14:48,923 --> 01:14:52,159
It was my birthright to
inherit the spirit of our Lord.
1619
01:14:56,130 --> 01:14:59,066
- Yeah, you guys, I'm
definitely not following this.
1620
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:00,434
- I'll explain
what I know later.
1621
01:15:00,468 --> 01:15:01,869
- Okay, yeah, yeah,
great, thanks.
1622
01:15:01,902 --> 01:15:03,904
- You never
understood me, Diane.
1623
01:15:03,938 --> 01:15:06,273
You and Carla both,
you never believed
1624
01:15:06,307 --> 01:15:07,541
I would amount to anything,
1625
01:15:07,575 --> 01:15:10,177
but now I will become
Lord of this world.
1626
01:15:11,278 --> 01:15:13,080
- No, that is not true.
1627
01:15:13,114 --> 01:15:14,415
I totally had faith in you
1628
01:15:14,448 --> 01:15:16,317
when you wanted to
be a ski instructor.
1629
01:15:16,350 --> 01:15:19,020
- I don't wanna be a fucking
ski instructor, Diane.
1630
01:15:19,053 --> 01:15:20,588
I wanna become power incarnate!
1631
01:15:24,158 --> 01:15:25,026
- Woody, fly.
1632
01:15:28,195 --> 01:15:31,132
- Alright Harry,
you've had your fun.
1633
01:15:31,165 --> 01:15:32,767
- Oh, you're gonna
monologue first.
1634
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,235
- Makes sense.
1635
01:15:34,268 --> 01:15:36,971
- Leave these people
alone, it's me you want.
1636
01:15:37,004 --> 01:15:38,572
- I do want you, Woody.
1637
01:15:38,606 --> 01:15:40,541
All of this death
and destruction could
have been avoided
1638
01:15:40,574 --> 01:15:42,476
if you had just cooperated.
1639
01:15:42,511 --> 01:15:43,911
- Hey, don't
put this on me.
1640
01:15:43,944 --> 01:15:45,746
I'm on fucking vacation here.
1641
01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:47,014
- Join me, Woody.
1642
01:15:47,048 --> 01:15:48,549
Think of the team we would make.
1643
01:15:48,582 --> 01:15:50,818
I kill him, you
clean up the debris.
1644
01:15:50,851 --> 01:15:52,787
It'd be just like
the good old days.
1645
01:15:52,820 --> 01:15:54,388
- That's
all behind me now.
1646
01:15:54,422 --> 01:15:57,858
- You belong with me
in the higher planes.
1647
01:15:57,892 --> 01:15:59,727
I will create messes
1648
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:03,564
that will be beyond
your wildest dreams.
1649
01:16:03,597 --> 01:16:07,968
Together, Woody, we will, mop
up galactic superclusters!
1650
01:16:10,037 --> 01:16:11,772
- I spit on your offer,
1651
01:16:11,806 --> 01:16:14,742
and then I clean up the
spit 'cause I'm a napkin.
1652
01:16:14,775 --> 01:16:16,777
And it makes me come to do that.
1653
01:16:17,912 --> 01:16:21,248
I choose to stay here,
with my true friends.
1654
01:16:22,551 --> 01:16:26,487
- What could these humans
possibly offer you?
1655
01:16:26,521 --> 01:16:28,022
- You
wouldn't understand.
1656
01:16:28,055 --> 01:16:31,025
You could never be as
messy as these people.
1657
01:16:31,058 --> 01:16:33,127
I searched the entire universe.
1658
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:36,697
No species anywhere can
match the low down dirty,
1659
01:16:36,730 --> 01:16:41,435
disgusting, messy, chaotic
filth of human beings.
1660
01:16:41,469 --> 01:16:44,238
There is a floating
pile of garbage
1661
01:16:44,271 --> 01:16:45,940
in the middle of
the fucking ocean
1662
01:16:45,973 --> 01:16:47,441
that's the size of Florida.
1663
01:16:47,475 --> 01:16:48,709
- That's disgusting.
1664
01:16:48,742 --> 01:16:49,977
- You could
keep your beautiful
1665
01:16:50,010 --> 01:16:52,680
chandelier universe,
I'll take earth.
1666
01:16:52,713 --> 01:16:54,715
Thank you very little.
1667
01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:56,217
- Very well.
1668
01:16:56,250 --> 01:16:58,587
I can see you have
made your decision.
1669
01:16:58,619 --> 01:17:01,822
Too bad you won't be able
to enjoy it for long!
1670
01:17:36,558 --> 01:17:37,458
Take that!
1671
01:17:38,459 --> 01:17:40,060
- You mean take hat!
1672
01:17:41,495 --> 01:17:42,730
- It's a good one.
1673
01:17:42,763 --> 01:17:43,697
- You can't even
pun, you son of a bitch.
1674
01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:48,702
- Get him, get him
1675
01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:49,670
- Go on, get him.
1676
01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:54,475
Gotta get the angle.
1677
01:17:54,509 --> 01:17:55,544
- Upper cuts.
1678
01:17:55,577 --> 01:17:57,144
Upper crust, pizza crust.
1679
01:18:10,691 --> 01:18:11,759
- What do we do if he loses?
1680
01:18:11,792 --> 01:18:12,760
- I don't know.
1681
01:18:12,793 --> 01:18:13,595
Do we run?
1682
01:18:13,628 --> 01:18:14,596
- I can't leave him.
1683
01:18:14,629 --> 01:18:17,666
- Do we submit to his will?
1684
01:18:17,698 --> 01:18:19,166
- Ooh, I don't want to.
1685
01:19:27,768 --> 01:19:28,936
- Finish him!
1686
01:19:36,910 --> 01:19:38,379
- Come on Woody.
1687
01:19:50,391 --> 01:19:51,191
- Yes.
1688
01:19:51,225 --> 01:19:52,026
- Yes.
1689
01:19:52,059 --> 01:19:52,860
- Yes.
1690
01:19:52,893 --> 01:19:53,762
- Yes.
1691
01:19:57,498 --> 01:19:58,932
- Do it to him!
1692
01:19:58,966 --> 01:19:59,768
Get him!
1693
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:00,602
- Make him bleed!
1694
01:20:00,635 --> 01:20:01,536
- Get him!
1695
01:20:05,072 --> 01:20:06,807
- Upper hand, Woody, upper hand!
1696
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,942
- Come on, come on buddy, yes.
1697
01:20:14,516 --> 01:20:15,416
Oh.
1698
01:20:15,449 --> 01:20:16,718
- Yes, where did he learn that?
1699
01:20:16,751 --> 01:20:18,152
- I don't know!
1700
01:20:18,185 --> 01:20:21,088
- Amazing, that's
a full twist-around.
1701
01:20:22,923 --> 01:20:24,158
Yes, yes, yes!
1702
01:20:30,765 --> 01:20:33,200
Oh God, it's brutal.
1703
01:20:44,813 --> 01:20:46,480
Wipe the floor with him!
1704
01:20:46,514 --> 01:20:47,314
- Oh, that's good.
1705
01:20:47,348 --> 01:20:48,215
- Right?
1706
01:20:52,486 --> 01:20:53,387
- Oh no!
1707
01:20:55,923 --> 01:20:57,091
Enough!
1708
01:20:57,124 --> 01:20:58,959
- That's
right motherfucker!
1709
01:21:00,628 --> 01:21:02,363
- Hats off to you.
1710
01:21:04,932 --> 01:21:05,866
Been thinking all
day about hat puns.
1711
01:21:05,899 --> 01:21:06,701
- I know you are, that's great.
1712
01:21:06,735 --> 01:21:07,968
That's really good.
1713
01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:08,803
- Yeah.
1714
01:21:08,837 --> 01:21:09,637
- Yeah.
1715
01:21:11,138 --> 01:21:12,574
Oh shit.
1716
01:21:12,607 --> 01:21:14,809
- You can't stop us, you know.
1717
01:21:14,843 --> 01:21:15,710
Don't try.
1718
01:21:17,712 --> 01:21:19,581
- I got a trump
card up my sleeve.
1719
01:21:19,614 --> 01:21:21,382
A secret weapon, if you will
1720
01:21:21,415 --> 01:21:24,918
that's gonna send you
all back down to Hell.
1721
01:21:24,952 --> 01:21:27,321
- Ha, I call your bluff.
1722
01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:31,760
How could you defeat me,
you're just a paltry hanky.
1723
01:21:31,793 --> 01:21:35,095
- We don't just got a
hanky, we got hanky panky!
1724
01:21:36,463 --> 01:21:39,567
Now kiss each other
you fucking soulmates!
1725
01:21:40,934 --> 01:21:41,836
- What?
1726
01:21:43,203 --> 01:21:46,039
- A little on the spot,
but it's fine, it's fine.
1727
01:21:46,073 --> 01:21:48,743
- What does that even mean?
1728
01:21:48,777 --> 01:21:50,210
- Yeah, just.
1729
01:21:50,244 --> 01:21:51,813
How about you go, you go that
way and I'll go this way?
1730
01:21:51,846 --> 01:21:52,647
- Sure.
1731
01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:53,480
- Yep.
1732
01:21:56,283 --> 01:21:57,184
- What?
1733
01:21:58,085 --> 01:22:00,487
- Now touch tongues.
1734
01:22:01,288 --> 01:22:02,791
- Impossible!
1735
01:22:07,961 --> 01:22:09,229
No!
1736
01:22:09,263 --> 01:22:10,063
No!
1737
01:22:12,433 --> 01:22:14,234
No, this is bullshit!
1738
01:22:19,874 --> 01:22:22,911
- That's what I'm talking about.
1739
01:22:22,943 --> 01:22:24,344
Yeah, I know.
1740
01:22:24,378 --> 01:22:25,179
- Thank you.
1741
01:22:25,212 --> 01:22:26,581
- I've been known.
1742
01:22:26,614 --> 01:22:27,715
I mean, not known.
1743
01:22:27,749 --> 01:22:28,550
- That's okay.
1744
01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:29,483
- That's not.
1745
01:22:29,517 --> 01:22:30,417
- Didn't read it that way.
1746
01:22:30,451 --> 01:22:31,586
- Great, fantastic.
1747
01:22:32,787 --> 01:22:33,588
- Wow.
1748
01:22:33,621 --> 01:22:34,421
- Yeah.
1749
01:22:34,455 --> 01:22:35,255
- That worked.
1750
01:22:35,289 --> 01:22:36,490
- That was great.
1751
01:22:36,524 --> 01:22:38,492
Oh yeah, that worked,
that was fantastic.
1752
01:22:38,526 --> 01:22:40,227
- Yeah, no, but also the kiss.
1753
01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:41,028
- That worked too, right?
1754
01:22:41,061 --> 01:22:41,863
- Yeah.
1755
01:22:41,896 --> 01:22:42,697
- Okay, good.
1756
01:22:42,730 --> 01:22:43,531
Just wanted to.
1757
01:22:49,571 --> 01:22:50,471
So.
1758
01:22:52,406 --> 01:22:53,207
Right.
1759
01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:54,041
- Yes.
1760
01:22:54,074 --> 01:22:54,943
- Right.
1761
01:22:54,975 --> 01:22:58,479
What do we do with this?
1762
01:23:15,229 --> 01:23:16,363
Wow, that was...
1763
01:23:18,967 --> 01:23:20,000
- Intense.
- That was weird.
1764
01:23:20,033 --> 01:23:20,835
- Weird.
1765
01:23:20,869 --> 01:23:21,769
- Right?
1766
01:23:21,803 --> 01:23:22,604
Whole thing was just, what?
1767
01:23:22,637 --> 01:23:23,437
- Whole thing, weird.
1768
01:23:23,470 --> 01:23:24,271
- Really weird.
1769
01:23:24,304 --> 01:23:26,608
- Every tiny detail.
1770
01:23:31,111 --> 01:23:32,446
But you know what?
1771
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:33,915
I think I really did some good
1772
01:23:33,948 --> 01:23:35,282
for Cliff and Carla's marriage.
1773
01:23:35,315 --> 01:23:36,316
- I think so too.
1774
01:23:36,350 --> 01:23:37,150
- Yeah.
1775
01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:38,118
- Yeah.
1776
01:23:38,151 --> 01:23:39,621
You really have a gift.
1777
01:23:39,654 --> 01:23:40,555
- Oh, thank you.
1778
01:23:40,588 --> 01:23:41,523
- Yeah.
1779
01:23:41,556 --> 01:23:42,957
- I think so, too.
1780
01:23:45,459 --> 01:23:47,361
- Weird that they
never came back.
1781
01:23:48,462 --> 01:23:50,097
- They always dip
outta parties early.
1782
01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:51,031
- Oh yeah?
1783
01:23:51,064 --> 01:23:52,000
- Yeah, that's their thing.
1784
01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:56,069
- Their car still
is here though, so.
1785
01:23:56,103 --> 01:23:58,305
- Hmm.
1786
01:24:02,042 --> 01:24:04,478
So are you ready to go
back to civilization?
1787
01:24:09,717 --> 01:24:10,618
- In a minute.
1788
01:24:13,721 --> 01:24:14,689
This is nice.
1789
01:24:18,292 --> 01:24:19,459
- Yep, yep, yep.
1790
01:24:19,493 --> 01:24:20,828
It's sort of like
I'm always saying,
1791
01:24:20,862 --> 01:24:22,931
you know, my motto, you know?
1792
01:24:22,964 --> 01:24:24,732
Sometimes if you
want to get clean,
1793
01:24:24,766 --> 01:24:26,968
you gotta get real
fucking dirty first.
1794
01:24:29,136 --> 01:24:31,271
- That doesn't make any sense.
1795
01:24:31,305 --> 01:24:33,140
- Tell you
what, maybe next time,
1796
01:24:33,173 --> 01:24:37,779
you guys can defeat the evil
hat and make up the motto.
1797
01:24:37,812 --> 01:24:40,014
Come up with all the one
liners yourself and--
1798
01:24:40,048 --> 01:24:40,848
- Yeah okay.
1799
01:24:40,882 --> 01:24:41,683
- Alright.
1800
01:24:41,716 --> 01:24:43,183
- Okay.
1801
01:24:43,216 --> 01:24:45,152
- And I will drink
cocoa and take mushrooms
1802
01:24:45,185 --> 01:24:45,987
and make out with each other.
1803
01:24:46,020 --> 01:24:47,622
- He's kind of a martyr.
1804
01:24:47,655 --> 01:24:48,823
- We said thank
you so many times.
1805
01:24:48,856 --> 01:24:51,091
- Yeah, we said so many times.
1806
01:24:51,124 --> 01:24:52,359
- All right,
it doesn't make sense.
1807
01:24:52,392 --> 01:24:53,595
But sometimes, Sam,
1808
01:24:53,628 --> 01:24:56,864
the best things in life
make no fucking sense.
1809
01:24:56,898 --> 01:24:58,432
- That is true.
1810
01:24:58,465 --> 01:25:00,001
- So true.
1811
01:25:00,034 --> 01:25:01,002
- There we go.
1812
01:25:01,035 --> 01:25:02,169
- Hit it on the head, Woody.
1813
01:25:02,202 --> 01:25:03,705
- Thanks.
1814
01:25:15,215 --> 01:25:17,351
- Hi there, yeah.
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