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[phone ringing softly]
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[Zak]George.
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Georgie.
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George.
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Georgie.
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[sigh]
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Shit.
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[groan]
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Georgina, phone.
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Georgina.
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What? What's
the matter?
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The phone isringing, sweetheart.
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I think
it's for you.
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[groan]
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[sigh]
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Right.
I'll get it.
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What's the point ofhaving an answerphone
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if you don't
even switch it on.
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Oh, shit!
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Hello.
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Daniel, hi. All right,
what's happened?
Okay, calm...
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Oh, that's great
news. Mm.
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How, how is she?
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Oh. Ah-ha.
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Er, no, God, no, I'm really
glad you woke me up to
tell me that. Mmm.
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Right, well, er...I guess we'll, um,
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we'll see youboth, er, see thethree of you soon.
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Yeah, er, er,
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Okay. Well, well
done you two. Bye.
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Rebecca's had her baby.
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Yes. The, the baby
has finally arrived.
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So, is it a
boy or a girl?
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Er, hair, weight?
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Um, they didn't say.
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Name? Does
it have a name?
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Er,
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Anything.
Eye color?
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Eyes. Eyes.
It's got eyes.
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[sigh]
God, I hope
it's got eyes.
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[groans]
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Your sister had a baby.A brand new little baby!
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Yay!
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Get dressed.
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Are you mad?
It's dark out there.
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We need a present.
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It's the middle
of the night.
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We need a present.
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[sigh]
Ok, I will go
to the 24 hour garage.
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Good plan. Get it
20 Bensons and a
a Twix.
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Your sister had a baby.
A teeny, tiny baby.
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I know, my darling.
It's lovely.
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I'll go to town with
mum in the morning
for the present.
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Good plan.
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Aren't you excited,
just a little?
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Well, um,
now you come
to mention it,
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[Georgina groans]
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Ooh, Miss Salt!
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Can you imagine what
it's like to hold your
very own little baby?
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Not really.
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Do we have to?
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Yeah.
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I wish youweren't going.
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It's only
for a couple
of nights.
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What time is
Robert coming?
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He's not.
Alexandra is.
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Alexandra? That's
a pretty name.
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She's a failed
fashion student or
a model or something.
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A model?
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You know.One of those annoyingdaddy's rich girls
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who always gets bailed out.And as Daddy is ourmajor financier...
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She's going to
Newcastle with you?
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No, no.
Ireland, next week.
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What?
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[car honks]
Oh God,
they're here.
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Couldn't you work with
someone unattractive?
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[chuckles]
Don't worry, darling,
she's not my type.
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She looks a bit like
a Russian tennis player.
A male one.
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(Georgina)Love you.
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Yeah, me too!
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(male voice)Hey Brian,she's here.
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Your girlfriend'shere, Brian.
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(Georgina)Morning, Jim.
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(Jim)Morning, boss.
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Morning, Brian.
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(Brian)[sighs]
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Morning, boss.
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How's it going?
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Everything's fine
from where
I'm standing.
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Tell the rest of the
Village People I don't
want to be disturbed.
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I have a lot of work
and I need to get
my head down.
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Well, you don't
have to. But
if you insist.
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(workman)Hey, Brian-o,watch your hernia.
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Can someone give
Brian a hand? Looks
like he's struggling.
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No, I'm fine.
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(workman)Too heavy for you?
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You biggirl's blouse.[laughter]
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Mum!
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(mum)Hello!
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Hello!
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You look so good.
How are you?
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I'm fine.
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Oh, my goodness.
This looks a bit grand.
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It's exciting.
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I should think
it's very pricey.
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Now, darling, don't
get carried away.
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Holy...
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Shit!
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[chatter]
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Hello.
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Oh, look,
little dragonflies.
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I know.[mumbles]
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(female voice)Your biologicalclock is ticking,
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and you can'tturn it back.
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But for some women,this issue may be ofeven greater concern
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and for those women,Doctor Dupompe
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is the leadingphysician in thefield of infertility.
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[doctor, French accent]The early menopausecan affect as many
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as one in every fourwomen, even as youngas 34.
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Just like poor
old Harriet.
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Auntie Harry? Hairy
Harry? I thought she
was just a lesbian.
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Come here, darling!
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That Harriet. Shealways had problemsdown below.
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(woman)Dr Dupompe could be yourhope in a barren world.
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(Dupompe)Symptoms includeweight gain
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headaches, changesin body odor,
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and an increasein facial hair.
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(mother)If it wasn't forDoctor Dupompe,
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I would haveremained childless.
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(Dupompe)To put your mind atrest, why not visit us
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at Dupompe FertilityCare. We care.
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I'll take it.
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It's 150 pounds!
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Wrap it up.
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Come on, we're
going to be late.
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Calm down. It's
just over there.
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(Clem)Oh, darling,please, slow down.
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So, Arabella has
found me the most
fabulous new guru
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who is going to change
my life, and I have an
appointment with her
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today at three o'clock. So,
think I'll make it? Or
should I call her?
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[groan]
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Alright, I'll
just call her.
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Darling, you know
I'm there for you,
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but couldn't you
have waited for Zak?
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I'm 33 years old, and
early menopause runs
in my family.
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My mum is
a good Catholic,
I'm an only child,
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and Auntie Harry
has a mustache.
Do the maths!
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Look, I've had five
periods last year. Five
out of a possible 12.
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Alright.
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Not another word.
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[phone rings]
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(female voice)Hello, DupompeFertility Clinic.
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Hope you're not
as sterile as
this room.
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How kind.
Remind me again
why you're here.
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What does Zak
think about all
of this anyway?
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Oh. Mmm.
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Oh, brilliant.
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Look, he's working really
hard, I don't want
to worry him.
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And you know he
gets funny about
women's bits and babies.
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Darling, you're going
to scare the living
daylights out of him.
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I want a baby
more than anything.
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I know it's a hideous concept
to you but could you,
for once just
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be nice and supportive
and agree with
everything I say?
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(receptionist)Hello? Yes,of course.
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Miss Salt, please.
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(Georgie)And this is mybest friend Clem.
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Hello to
Miss Clem.
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Who looks like
a very healthy
young lady.
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Oh.
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Thank you for
seeing me on
such short notice.
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It's always a pleasureto see young women
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who taketheir fertilityhealth seriously.
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Miss Clem,do you have'des enfants'?
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What, me?
No. Not even
'des' goldfish.
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I don't want to
ruin my physique.
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Such a pity,no? So,
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down to
business, yes?
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Yes.
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Now, laparoscopy is
a very light surgery.
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There is no
scars whatsoever.
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It's just a little
peek at the ovaries.
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Well, it should
be free, then.
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Thank you, Clem. When
will we know that
everything is okay?
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Soon enough. Well,
I'm sure a healthy
young lady like you
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has nothing to worry
about. Okay? Shall we
get started?
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Your best, best friend
can come back for you
in about three hours.
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Right. Good luck.
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And no funny business.
I'm a lawyer.
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Mmm-hmm.
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(doctor)Nurse, prepare fivemilligrams to start with.
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(female nurse)Yes, doctor.
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Thank you.
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Calm down, Miss Salt.
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We'll just put youinto a twilight sleep.
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Hmm.
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[airplane]
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Hi!
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Hello!
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I'm glad
you're back.
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Ooh!
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We're going to a party
at your sister's
house for the baby.
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What? Now?
You are joking?
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[giggles]
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Okay, okay.
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Don't wind Daniel
up about his
'Chelsea tractor. '
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Don't get pissed
and do the crap joke.
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The elephant is
very funny.
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In front of
your mother?
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And at least
pretend you're
interested in the baby.
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Okay!
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[squeal]
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Hello.
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Hello, darling.
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Congratulations.
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(Zak)Ah, yeah.
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Eyes. It's got eyes.
Two of them.
Told you.
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They generally
come with eyes.
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Cor, It's got a kindof squidged up face
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as well. It's all
sort of squidgy.
Just there.
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How nice of you
to point out
the squidginess.
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But 'it' is a she.
Your niece, Arabella.
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Oh, it's not... it'snot doing a shit, is it?
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[scoffs]
No, she's yawning.
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Oh.
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She's so beautiful,
look at her.
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Yeah, God, love her.
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Is there any, um...?
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Can l...?
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Have her?
By all means.
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I lost all feeling
in my left arm
20 minutes ago.
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Hello.
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It's not good formy nether regions
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to be sitting in theone place fortoo long.
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Jesus Christ,
what is that?!
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That's me. It's
what's called
a belly cast.
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God, that's amazing.
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It took forever.
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It's funny.
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I wasn't keen at first
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but I'm reallyglad that Daniel
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persuaded me toget it done.
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There you go.
Don't touch it.
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It's a perfect reminderof a precious time.
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00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,871
And a constant reminder
of why I have
stretch marks.
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It's a small
price to pay.
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[crash][gasp]
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(boy)Uh-oh.
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(Rebecca)My poor belly.
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(Zak)I didn't,that wasn't...
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That was... right,that was...
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What you doing?
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Sorry.
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[sigh]
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00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,470
Well, don't walk off
like that, I mean,
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someone is
gonna have
to clear it up.
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Oh.
256
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,042
Kids!
257
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,138
Well, that didn't
go too badly.
258
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,206
That was you,
wasn't it?
259
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:56,846
What? That little boy
was running around...
260
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,015
You smashed your
sister's sculpture.
261
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,683
Yeah.
262
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:03,557
It's bad enough
you broke it, but you
blame a three year-old.
263
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,823
I'm sorry.
264
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,524
You couldn't
care less.
265
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,463
Well, you know...
266
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,026
Exactly. How could I ever
think you'd be responsible
enough to be a father?
267
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,571
Overreaction!
268
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,867
What's the point?
269
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:25,682
Rebecca is looking well,
isn't she... darling?
270
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,485
Yes.
271
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,289
Bizarrely, this
baby lark seems
to suit her.
272
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:38,956
Why would the concept
of a baby suiting someone
be so bizarre to you?
273
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,862
I'm just saying
my sister is
doing well.
274
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,993
Strange that she's
three years younger
but much more mature.
275
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,866
That's your opinion.
276
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:49,032
You've won
every prize possible
for your documentaries.
277
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,269
What more do you
need to prove
you're ready?
278
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:55,404
You can't keep avoidingthe issue. Just tell mewhy do you hate...
279
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,540
I do not hatebabies! Okay?
280
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,413
How'd you know
I was gonna
say "babies"?
281
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,817
Stop the car.
282
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,582
No, I'm notgonna stop the car.
283
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,350
It's all about
you, isn't it?
284
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,221
What about what
makes me happy?
285
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,691
All right then.
286
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:09,853
Good!
287
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,623
(driver)Idiot!
288
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,494
Hmpf!
289
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:17,057
Georgina, get back
in the car, you're
being ridiculous.
290
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,763
All right, we'll talk.
291
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,670
I don't wanna talk
to a babyaphobe.
292
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,970
If you won't give
me what I need,
293
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,943
then I'll
find someone
else who will.
294
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:27,706
You mark my words.
295
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,351
Where you going?
296
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:42,053
[city sounds]
297
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,563
Fuck sake.
298
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,426
Fuck off!
299
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,976
You can stay here
as long as it takes.
300
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,279
Yeah, thanks, mate.
301
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:09,286
Just give her
a couple of days,
she'll calm down.
302
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,117
You know whatthey're like.
303
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,820
Women.
304
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,123
Yes, women.
305
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:20,889
Who would have them?
306
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:21,660
Me.
307
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:22,563
Yeah.
308
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,124
And you.
309
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:28,071
If she'd let you back
in your flat...
Which she won't.
310
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,074
Well... just leave
her to sweat it out.
311
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:33,578
I'll be back from Ireland
in a couple of weeks.
She'll be all over me.
312
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:39,880
You should never have put
the words "hate" and "baby"
in the same sentence.
313
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,283
Big mistake?
314
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:44,151
She's not gettingany younger, is she?
315
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:47,681
No. She's not
a spring chicken.
316
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:53,163
And in my experience,
when they hit a
certain age,
317
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:56,201
they get funny about
babies and shite.
318
00:18:56,268 --> 00:19:00,329
Bloody biological clock.
319
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:07,068
You know what,
Benny boy?
You're right.
320
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,549
I fancy just chilling
here, sinking a couple
of beers...
321
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,177
watch some shit
on the telly.
322
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:19,088
Just you and me.
Couple of big men
having some big man fun.
323
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:23,959
[slap]Zak. Too gay.
324
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,429
Yeah, it was a bit,
wasn't it? Sorry.
325
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,812
[cell phone rings]
326
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,219
Hello?
327
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:57,785
(female voice)Miss Salt?
328
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,797
Dr Dupompe wouldlike to see you.
329
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,127
Yes, I'll be there.
330
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,297
Bollocks!
331
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:21,850
(doctor)A woman is born witha definitive number of ova
332
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,117
and then
the shop
333
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:28,387
[thud]shuts.
334
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,690
But I have some left?
335
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:37,326
Madame, I can seeonly one ovum onthe right.
336
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:42,430
Now, you have two weeksbefore you ovulate
337
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,940
and then...
338
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,842
It's bye-bye baby,
hello mustache.
339
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:51,144
Clem! So when
exactly do I ovulate?
340
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:56,282
The 22nd,
341
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,220
23rd, 24th and 25th.
342
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,190
Oh, the 25th is
my birthday.
343
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,420
Then a baby shallbe your gift.
344
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:05,054
Now, for these
four days,
345
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:10,067
you will needto spend everysecond with your husband.
346
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,625
I don't have
a husband.
347
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,330
Your boyfriend?
348
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,839
No, there's no-one.
349
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:19,604
Can't you just
take it out
350
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,771
and put it
in a lovely
little container
351
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,838
and cryogenically
freeze it for later?
352
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:27,908
Madame, it'snot a sorbet.
353
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,146
May I suggest...?
354
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:39,621
Sperm? I don't want
sperm, I want a baby.
355
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,237
Hello!
356
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,906
How are you?
357
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:57,971
[sigh]
358
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:58,880
Are you okay?
359
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:02,010
It's terrible.
360
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:04,647
Really, really bad.
What's happened.
361
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,020
Well, what?
362
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,423
I spoketo my gurulast night,
363
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,553
says that I
can't eat
chocolate anymore.
364
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,098
That it's blockingall my chakras.
365
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,930
It's just so hardfor me to imagine.
366
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,971
So... that's it.
367
00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:24,407
For the rest
of my life. No
chocolate ever.
368
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,944
Yeah.
369
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:31,449
Do you have the
same chocolate
chakra thing?
370
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:37,519
I have this weird
recurring nightmare,
where I wake up,
371
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:40,558
and I'm old and
hairy and alone.
372
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,185
And I'm actually
living my nightmare.
373
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:47,061
I ordered startersbecause I thoughtyou might be peckish.
374
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:50,499
Listen, you're
not hairy or old,
you're beautiful.
375
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:51,968
Thank you.
376
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,109
I need more
than one egg!
377
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,882
You can have mine,
if you like.
378
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:11,685
Darling, she's only
got one egg left,
down there.
379
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,786
One ovum left.
380
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,452
What, you mean...
381
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:17,654
Yes.
382
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:22,189
Oh God. Justthe one? Oh...
383
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:26,135
That's bad,
isn't it?
Is that bad?
384
00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:28,104
Listen, listen,
385
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:32,269
remember when we were 14and the dentist saidyou needed braces?
386
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:35,643
We said that we weregoing to go get 10second opinions
387
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,683
and we did goget ten secondopinions and
388
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,218
all the dentists
said that you
needed braces.
389
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:43,277
We don't have time
for second opinions.
390
00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:47,291
I've got two weeks, I've
only got the one egg
left. Just one!
391
00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:55,858
Right.
Yeah. Um...
392
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,528
(Georgina)I prefer the red tothe London stock,
393
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,037
but the redis 1 p more.
394
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,131
(1st workman)It's yourchoice, boss.
395
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,233
This is the local one.
396
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,244
[inaudible]
397
00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:10,213
Hmm.
That one.
398
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,374
No, that one.
399
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,908
No, er, that one.
Hang on a sec.
400
00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:15,953
Right.
401
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:22,358
[cell vibrating]
402
00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:24,224
Alexandra, can you
get that please?
403
00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:41,439
[busy signal]
404
00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:44,573
[breathes in deeply]
Wait right there.
405
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,787
(Alex)It wasn't important.
406
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,379
Let me know if
Georgina calls.
407
00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:54,448
I thought you
guys broke up.
408
00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:07,402
Georgina, I
just need...
409
00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:10,236
We'll do it later.
John, out, I'm in
a hurry.
410
00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:54,752
Good morning.
411
00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:56,150
I wondered...
412
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,587
Hi!
Alexandra.
413
00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:01,421
Hi. Nice
to meet you.
414
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:02,926
Is Zak
Solomon in?
415
00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:04,154
And you are...
416
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,891
Georgina.
His... friend.
417
00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:09,490
Funny. He's notmentioned you.
418
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:13,004
Really? Oh,is he here?
419
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,369
Zakkie? You
just missed him.
420
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,135
He left for Ireland
this morning.
421
00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:20,041
He wasn't supposed to
leave till tomorrow!
422
00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:24,013
Last minute change.
He said he just couldn't
wait to get away.
423
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,812
You know how
impulsive Zakkie is.
424
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:29,979
There must be some
way of contacting him.
It's really urgent.
425
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:33,616
His cell phone
doesn't work on
the island. Sorry.
426
00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:36,456
There must be some
way to contact him?
427
00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,996
I'll be joining
him tomorrow, so
leave it with me.
428
00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:42,795
I'll tell
him to call... who
are you again?
429
00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:45,335
Georgina! Can
you write it down?
430
00:26:45,403 --> 00:26:48,531
He's booked us this
quaint little B & B
in the middle of nowhere.
431
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,165
Maybe that'll
have a land line.
432
00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:54,041
No running water
or heating, mind you.
433
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:57,138
Just each other...
for warmth.
434
00:26:58,750 --> 00:26:59,944
Are you
and Zak...?
435
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,280
Hello Daddy?
436
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:04,914
It was really nice
to meet you, Geraldine.
437
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:08,687
Daddy, I need more
allowance for my trip.
438
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,753
Yes, to Ireland.Oh, really? I'mso excited!
439
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,738
You're probably
just working
too hard.
440
00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:10,220
Why don't you take
a holiday with Clem?
Find somewhere nice.
441
00:28:10,288 --> 00:28:12,256
Go and have some fun.
442
00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:17,022
Holidays are for happy
people who want to spend
time with their loved ones.
443
00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:19,723
[doorbell]
444
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:24,132
Hello! How's
my favorite lady?
445
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,191
Hello, darling.
446
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,134
Hello.
447
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:27,899
Fancy a cuppa?
448
00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:30,668
May I have a cappuccino
with extra cream
and choccy?
449
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,232
Thank you.
450
00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:36,610
So, darling,
I have done it.
451
00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:39,616
I have called
Guru Luke,
452
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:42,209
and she said it's
all right to give
your "spunk"
453
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:44,812
to a
complete stranger.
Namaste.
454
00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:51,660
So, how long will
it take to get
to Scotland?
455
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,493
Ireland. We're
going to Ireland.
456
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,759
Oh.
457
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,301
It's probably about
a 45-minute flight.
458
00:28:57,368 --> 00:29:01,532
Then a boat trip over.
Should be at the hotel
by about teatime.
459
00:29:01,606 --> 00:29:03,301
Soda rolls and
cheese, I expect.
460
00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:06,673
Not cheese. It gives me
migraines. Believe me,
it's not pretty.
461
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,646
I barf like
an elephant.
462
00:29:09,714 --> 00:29:11,045
Nice.
463
00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:16,653
(Georgina)To the mostsuccessful insemination
464
00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:17,619
that will ever be.
465
00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:18,485
Yay.
466
00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:25,995
Alright, darling,
how's the plan?
467
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:28,191
It's in development.
468
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,166
Let's havea look.
469
00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:36,162
There's nothing
on it.
470
00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:38,232
I need your help.
471
00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:41,642
Darling, help her.
472
00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:50,846
Don't look.
473
00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:53,152
Stop beingsuch a queen.
474
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:58,662
How obvious, Justin.Very deep.
475
00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:00,891
"Sexy straight man."
That's practical.
476
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:03,957
And on Day Four
477
00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:08,665
if we erase "sexy"
and "straight"
478
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:13,143
and add "Justin."
479
00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:17,706
I think you're
very sexy.
480
00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:35,094
Just stunning.
481
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:38,658
So close to
the mainland, but
so wild and untouched.
482
00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:43,469
Oh, yes. We're
untouched by the
modern hand of Satan.
483
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:46,567
Apart from theodd plane or two.
484
00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:49,738
Island Life.
The Rugged West.
485
00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:52,749
Day One, we find
ourselves in Inishmaan.
486
00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:55,149
[buzz]
487
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,882
It's the leastpopulated ofthe Aran islands.
488
00:30:57,956 --> 00:30:59,617
It's a wild,rugged beauty
489
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,286
which has embraced
human life for over
5, 000 years.
490
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,329
Is there a TV?
491
00:31:07,298 --> 00:31:09,892
Why waste time
doing a TV program
492
00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:12,994
about people whodon't own a TV?Doesn't make sense.
493
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:15,539
If every assistantwas like you,
494
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:18,508
there'd be a
drastic improvement
in viewing quality.
495
00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:20,976
You're right there.
496
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:22,740
[groan]
497
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,823
I don't want any stranger,
someone I know is awkward
498
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,420
and we've established
the sperm bank is
a no-no.
499
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,488
What about
"Sexy Brian"?
500
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,693
How could I look
him in the face
every day?
501
00:31:43,768 --> 00:31:45,759
What about"Sexy Brian"?
502
00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:49,662
It's not ethical.
503
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,301
I don't feelwe're focused.
504
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:56,780
I really don't.
What about
a wedding?
505
00:31:56,848 --> 00:32:01,876
Because everyone'sreally pissed and there'sloads of love in the room.
506
00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:03,352
Yeah, or a
Christmas party.
507
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,548
In April?
508
00:32:05,623 --> 00:32:06,612
Right.
A funeral.
509
00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:07,885
That's sick.
510
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:09,256
I love it.
511
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:10,658
Yeah, think
about it.
512
00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:13,390
There are a lot of
vulnerable men,
513
00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:16,456
overwhelmed with emotionand not thinkingtoo straight,
514
00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:21,233
some alcohol,gorgeous Georgie,easy pickings.
515
00:32:21,306 --> 00:32:25,970
I think it's fantastic.Alright, so, to review.
516
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:29,104
On Day One you
are going to lure
517
00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:33,310
a really sexy handpicked
stranger back to your
apartment, right?
518
00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:36,080
The only thingto figure out is howyou're going to lure
519
00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:38,315
the stranger backto your apartment.
520
00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:40,584
Then, on Day
Two, if you
haven't shagged,
521
00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:43,422
then you go
to a very chic,
tasteful burial.
522
00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:47,294
The dead man can beno older than 40,because he'll have loads
523
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:50,425
of really sad lonelyfriends you'llhave to comfort.
524
00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:54,096
On Day Three,
if you haven't
shagged by then
525
00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:57,699
we'll just have
to go to some club,
and you'll just
526
00:32:57,775 --> 00:33:00,300
take the first
randy stranger.
527
00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:04,371
And take him backto a hotel, it'seasier to escape.
528
00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:08,681
And I do know
of a really fabulous hotel
near the club I've in mind.
529
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:12,348
And if we do get toDay Four, Justin,darling, my pet,
530
00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:15,449
I'll even get you
a hotel room.
531
00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:18,154
I think you
should definitely
buy some sperm
532
00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:20,060
just in case the
plan is a flop.
533
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:24,534
Justin? I think withyou on hand forthe top-up,
534
00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:28,504
this planis foolproof.
535
00:33:57,769 --> 00:34:00,067
So Lizzie decided
to get a lodger.
536
00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:01,571
She puts one ad
in The Post
537
00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:03,971
and the first
guy that walks in
within 10 seconds
538
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,909
they're having sex all
over the apartment. So...
539
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,878
No, that's it,
that's it.
540
00:34:08,946 --> 00:34:11,847
Day One, we advertise
your house to let,
541
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:14,749
by luring the
Sexy Stranger
to your house.
542
00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:16,787
Have to tidy
up Zak's stuff.
543
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:20,381
But you're really
getting the hang
of it!
544
00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:23,757
Oh Clem, look.
There's Ben.
545
00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,762
Maybe he knowshow to get holdof Zak.
546
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:27,297
Oh God.
547
00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:29,265
All right?
548
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,563
Stop it, stop it.Don't, don't.
549
00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:32,660
Why?
550
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,227
Don't call
him over, please.
551
00:34:34,305 --> 00:34:35,465
Have you
and Ben...?
552
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:36,939
I have not andI never will.
553
00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:37,997
All right, girls?
554
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,543
Ben!
555
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,168
(dryly
Hello.
556
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,645
Interesting tree?
557
00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:48,879
Yes, I happen to likethe bark and the leaveson the tree very much.
558
00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:50,716
Getting in shape?
559
00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:55,282
I don't think there's
anything wrong with
my shape, thank you.
560
00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:57,657
I know.
561
00:34:57,728 --> 00:35:01,164
We're in a park,
and Clem needed
a wee, so...
562
00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:03,132
The tree gets it.
563
00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:07,831
If you don't mind,
I'd actually like
a bit of privacy.
564
00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:09,964
I'm really glad
we bumped into you,
565
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,236
I really need
to get hold
of Zak.
566
00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:15,336
Sorry, I don't
do domestics.
Keep me out.
567
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:18,712
I know it's
a lot to ask,
but it's really urgent.
568
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:22,446
[sigh]
If he gets in touch,
I'll tell him to call.
569
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,215
Thanks, Ben.
570
00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:25,983
Ben,
571
00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:28,184
can you please go
back to your friends
572
00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:30,523
so I can have
a wee? Thanks.
573
00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:32,222
Watching is out
of the question?
574
00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:33,695
Ew.
575
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,198
All right, lads,
slide it over here.
576
00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:40,328
Shut up.
577
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:41,428
I like bark.
578
00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,736
Shut up.
Stop it.
579
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,241
What was
wrong with you?
580
00:35:53,784 --> 00:35:55,877
(Clem)Beautiful apartmentfor rent.
581
00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:58,080
Open for viewingbetween six and eight.
582
00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,386
It's not too earlyfor you to havesex, is it?
583
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:04,895
Hello? Yes, it
would suit a young
professional person
584
00:36:04,962 --> 00:36:09,831
Dark, handsome
males in prime
physical condition.
585
00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,892
(female)Maybe you'dprefer to place it
586
00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:13,698
in the 'lonelyhearts' section?
587
00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:15,966
This is a
serious advertisement.
588
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,338
The apartment
just happens to
be very manly.
589
00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:23,073
Of course, madam.Can I take your creditcard details, please?
590
00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:24,842
[squeal]
591
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:29,216
(Clem)Are you sure you wantto go through with this?
592
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:33,815
I want to be pregnant.
I want to be a mother.
593
00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:36,121
I want the
whole experience.
594
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:39,254
My whole body is
just aching for it.
595
00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:43,088
All right.
596
00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:48,503
[opera music]
597
00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:49,835
Justin!
598
00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:50,874
[gasp]
599
00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:52,876
Justin, for
fuck's sake!
600
00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:53,842
Sorry, Coco.
601
00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:58,938
Hello.
Be careful.
602
00:36:59,016 --> 00:36:59,914
Hello.
603
00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:02,043
Hello.
604
00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:05,953
So, Georgie has hundreds
of professional
young males
605
00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:08,924
coming tomorrow,
so can you make
her look fabulous
606
00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:11,018
and just do your
magicky things?
607
00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:12,528
Right.
608
00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:16,294
And, Justin, I want to
be sexy but not
too slutty.
609
00:37:21,505 --> 00:37:24,201
(Clem)Only oneovum left.
610
00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:26,106
(Georgina)I need morethan one egg.
611
00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:28,168
On Day One, a sexyhandpicked stranger
612
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,907
will be luredto your apartment,
613
00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:32,006
but we needto find a wayto lure him back.
614
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,812
[alarm clock rings]
615
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:28,261
"My belly is a
welcoming womb of
warmth and willingness."
616
00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:36,610
My belly is a
welcoming womb of
warmth and willingness.
617
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:46,787
I didn't realize
microphones were
so fluffy.
618
00:38:46,857 --> 00:38:50,224
The mic is inside.
619
00:38:50,294 --> 00:38:52,091
Do they come indifferent colors?
620
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,926
A pink one would
look really cool.
621
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,590
Great idea.
622
00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:05,599
Ow!
623
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:08,979
So,
624
00:39:11,415 --> 00:39:16,352
we'll spend the first
few days shooting G Vs,
landscapes, etcetera.
625
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:17,546
Pretty pictures?
626
00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:20,552
Yeah, yeah.
627
00:39:20,624 --> 00:39:23,718
And when people
are used to
seeing us,
628
00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:26,024
when we've had
a few drinks
629
00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:27,928
we canstart doingsome interviews.
630
00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:30,228
Try to fit in,
gain people's trust.
631
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,360
Integrity, that
sort of thing.
632
00:39:32,436 --> 00:39:36,839
Oh, you're so cuteand so fluffyand adorable!
633
00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:39,307
Zak, take a
picture of this!
634
00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:44,846
You do realize that
donkey probably
has rabies.
635
00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:48,851
[whimpers]
636
00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:57,620
[gasps]
637
00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,192
[gasp]
638
00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:03,790
Are you sure we're
doing the right thing?
639
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:06,701
Stop panicking. It's
really going to
be fine.
640
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,804
Darling, what'sall this?
641
00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:15,345
(Georgina)I thought I'd makea casual reference
642
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,108
and see how
compatible we are.
643
00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:19,649
You're not goingto marry them, youwant their sperm.
644
00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:23,448
But if I want
a nice baby it helps
to have similar interests.
645
00:40:23,521 --> 00:40:25,284
Have you
prepared your story?
646
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:27,256
Uh, no.
647
00:40:27,324 --> 00:40:29,383
What are you goingto say about yourself?
648
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,951
I'm Georgina Salt, I own
a construction company.
649
00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:33,018
No!
650
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,394
No?
651
00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:35,830
No.
652
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:38,460
I'm Georgina Salt, I own
a construction company.
653
00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:40,527
No, they don't want a
girl in a hard hat,
654
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:45,371
they want a woman
who is strange and
mysterious and fabulous.
655
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:49,038
Strange, mysterious,
fabulous.
656
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,444
Try these.
657
00:40:50,514 --> 00:40:53,039
They're sort of...
658
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,948
They're just...
659
00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:57,820
We should go.
660
00:40:57,888 --> 00:40:59,753
Good luck.
661
00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,086
(Justin)Hang on.Another dog.
662
00:41:07,164 --> 00:41:10,895
No. We asked
for handsome
professional males.
663
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,196
Quick!
664
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:17,934
Hi. Sorry.
Are you here to
rent that apartment?
665
00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:22,843
No, I'm so sorry,
but it's been rented
by me and my fiance.
666
00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:24,778
We're just so
in love. Sorry.
667
00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:25,838
[mumbles]
668
00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:27,076
Oh God.
669
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:36,923
Did you not
put "straight"
in the ad?
670
00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:54,872
Oh God, this is
a complete waste
of time.
671
00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:57,470
[groan]
Hello, soldier.
672
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:01,382
[doorbell]
673
00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:06,088
Hi. Bob Tushy.
674
00:42:06,156 --> 00:42:08,351
You have a really
nice place.
675
00:42:08,425 --> 00:42:09,915
Thank you.
676
00:42:09,994 --> 00:42:14,294
So, where are
you heading?
677
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:19,132
Ummm, I've been
headhunted to head-up
the head office.
678
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,967
It's very
exciting stuff.
679
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:25,406
So where's
head office?
Anywhere nice?
680
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:28,343
Ummm,
Kazakhstan.
681
00:42:30,247 --> 00:42:31,236
Wow.
682
00:42:34,818 --> 00:42:38,777
What will a... beautiful
lady like you do
out there?
683
00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:43,054
Umm, it's very
hush-hush, on
the QT, but
684
00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:45,925
I'll probably be
killed while I'm away.
685
00:42:51,635 --> 00:42:53,159
Right.
686
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,636
Would you liketo sit down?
687
00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:56,229
Okay.
688
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,275
Do you like
Italian food?
689
00:43:04,348 --> 00:43:05,440
I love it.
690
00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:06,744
Oh!
691
00:43:06,817 --> 00:43:08,614
I started making
my own pasta recently.
692
00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:10,813
Messy, but
it's worth it.
693
00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:12,651
What do you make?
694
00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:16,454
Linguine, tortellini...
All kinds.
695
00:43:19,496 --> 00:43:20,588
Do you like France?
696
00:43:20,664 --> 00:43:23,895
I just went there
on my holidays.
697
00:43:23,968 --> 00:43:24,957
Yeah.
698
00:43:25,035 --> 00:43:27,333
Oh! Where
did you go?
699
00:43:27,404 --> 00:43:30,965
Paris, and
then Versailles,
which is amazing.
700
00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:33,134
I've been there.
It's so beautiful.
701
00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:34,370
Stunning, really.
702
00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,037
Yes.
703
00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:39,645
Do you
like architecture?
704
00:43:39,717 --> 00:43:42,743
My sister's
an architect.
705
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:46,381
[phone rings]
I have a lot of
respect for what she does
706
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,982
because, um,
she builds things...
707
00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:51,289
then, they're
always there.
708
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,564
(Zak, phone beeps)Georgina, darling,it's me!
709
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,227
Baby, ifyou're there,pick up please!
710
00:43:58,302 --> 00:43:59,701
Hello?
711
00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:03,430
Darling, it's me.
712
00:44:03,507 --> 00:44:05,873
Baby, if you're there,can you pick up please?
713
00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:06,841
Zak!
714
00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:08,468
Darling?
715
00:44:08,545 --> 00:44:10,069
Thank God. I'm soglad you called.
716
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:11,842
Just, um,
hold on.
717
00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:13,314
Have you got
someone there?
718
00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:14,442
Mr. Tushy.
719
00:44:14,518 --> 00:44:15,610
Hello?
720
00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:17,153
I am so sorry,
but the apartment
721
00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:20,054
has just been
rented by a very
nice man.
722
00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:21,455
Well, maybe
I could call.
723
00:44:21,525 --> 00:44:22,753
Maybe not.
724
00:44:24,795 --> 00:44:28,128
Zak, are you still
there? You'll never
guess what's happened.
725
00:44:28,198 --> 00:44:29,790
I have to see you.
726
00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:32,859
(Alexandra)Zakkie, honey,could you zip me up?
727
00:44:32,936 --> 00:44:35,598
Georgie? Georgina?
728
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,808
[groan]
729
00:44:43,714 --> 00:44:46,877
What?! I only asked
if you could
zip me up?
730
00:44:51,588 --> 00:44:54,921
(Georgina)I don't understand. Whycall if he's still with her?
731
00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:58,018
Who knows
what's running
through his head.
732
00:44:58,095 --> 00:45:03,260
He probably wants
his pie and
his chips.
733
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:04,994
He wouldn't
do that.
734
00:45:05,069 --> 00:45:09,802
George, he's a man.
And he's selfish,
and, darling,
735
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:14,105
he's let you down
when you needed
him the most.
736
00:45:14,178 --> 00:45:17,477
What do you know about it?
You don't know what
it's like, do you?
737
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:20,278
The longest you'vebeen with someoneis three weeks.
738
00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:24,252
You don't know what it'slike to be with someonefor the longterm.
739
00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:28,587
That's not true.I was with with Gregfor one year.
740
00:45:28,659 --> 00:45:32,288
Whoop dee doo.
You had a teenage crush
on some boy 13 years ago.
741
00:45:38,502 --> 00:45:41,699
Did you know that
I was pregnant?
742
00:45:45,843 --> 00:45:49,176
You know,
743
00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:51,111
I was
so scared.
744
00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:56,043
And I thought
745
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,816
I don't want
to get fat.
746
00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:00,151
And I want...
747
00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:03,387
and I still
want to go
to parties.
748
00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:09,590
And I want to wear
short dresses.
So we...
749
00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:12,430
I made
the decision.
750
00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:18,203
And it was gone.
751
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,344
And I
thought, "Right,
752
00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:25,575
now everything's going
to just go back to
normal" and...
753
00:46:29,753 --> 00:46:30,651
he left.
754
00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:32,848
I'm so sorry.
755
00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:37,785
Do you know
that he used to...
756
00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:39,761
kiss me right here...
757
00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:42,890
to wake me upin the morning...
758
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:47,733
Just movethe hair outof my eyes.
759
00:46:50,407 --> 00:46:51,965
Fucking coconuts.
760
00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:57,742
He always smelled
of coconut shampoo.
761
00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:01,541
Oh, Clem.
762
00:47:01,618 --> 00:47:05,577
Why didn't you tell me?
I would have been there.
I would have helped you.
763
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:07,749
I didn't tell you
because I don't
want to be
764
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:12,262
one of those
really sad
dreary women.
765
00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:21,366
You won't be.
I won't let you.
766
00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:26,070
And I won't
let you either.
767
00:47:30,814 --> 00:47:31,746
Come here.
768
00:47:44,228 --> 00:47:46,162
(Georgie)My belly is a
welcoming womb
769
00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:48,664
of warmthand willingness.
770
00:47:48,732 --> 00:47:50,461
[alarm clock rings]
771
00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:52,263
[gasp]
772
00:48:15,692 --> 00:48:17,751
"I am a fertile female
773
00:48:17,828 --> 00:48:20,797
"full of fecundity
and fruitfulness.
774
00:48:20,864 --> 00:48:23,332
"I am a fertile female
775
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,097
full of fecundity
and fruitfulness."
776
00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:29,866
[thunder and rain]
777
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:32,135
(Zak)For fuck's sake!It's just a drizzle!
778
00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:33,403
Come on!
779
00:48:33,477 --> 00:48:35,206
Know how frizzy
this'll get?
780
00:48:35,279 --> 00:48:40,012
You are about
as much use as an
ejector seat in a helicopter!
781
00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:42,952
[groan]
782
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,754
Come on,
Georgie, pick up.
783
00:48:47,824 --> 00:48:50,725
[beeps]
784
00:48:50,794 --> 00:48:53,194
No signal. Great.
785
00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:57,859
[bell tolling]
786
00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:03,529
(Clem
So many men,
so little time.
787
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,632
How did this
guy Benny die?
788
00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:07,506
Parachute jump.
789
00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:08,669
Ouch.
790
00:49:08,745 --> 00:49:10,042
Come on.
791
00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:12,646
Hello!
792
00:49:12,716 --> 00:49:14,115
Hello.
793
00:49:14,184 --> 00:49:16,345
Hi. Our friend seems
to have disappeared.
794
00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:18,786
Can we get a lift
to the party? I
mean, the wake?
795
00:49:18,855 --> 00:49:20,379
Sure. Hop in.
I'm Malcolm.
796
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:21,321
Georgina.
797
00:49:21,391 --> 00:49:22,517
Clem.
798
00:49:22,592 --> 00:49:24,150
There you go.
799
00:49:24,227 --> 00:49:25,319
Thank you.
800
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,628
[chatter and music]
801
00:49:38,241 --> 00:49:40,334
(DJ, over PTA)This one isfor Benny boy.
802
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,170
This looks promising.
803
00:49:47,784 --> 00:49:49,445
Bubbly.
804
00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:54,315
Excuse me, darling,
how did you
know Benny?
805
00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:55,790
Everyone knew Benny.
806
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:57,954
Hello. Thank you.
807
00:49:58,028 --> 00:50:00,553
He owned the club.
Boy's Night.
808
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:07,762
(DJ)Yeah, you'rewith me, love.
809
00:50:14,611 --> 00:50:16,977
Isn't this great?
They are well
up for it.
810
00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:18,605
If I can't pull
one of this lot,
811
00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:20,206
you might as well
shoot me now.
812
00:50:25,555 --> 00:50:27,785
I better load
both barrels.
813
00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:12,133
[sigh]
They're...
814
00:51:12,202 --> 00:51:13,328
Yes.
815
00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:15,530
All of them?
816
00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:17,038
Well, maybe
not them.
817
00:51:19,676 --> 00:51:21,667
But the rest?
818
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:24,908
At a guess, yes.
819
00:51:24,981 --> 00:51:27,711
(man in drag)Hello. Dressingdown for this one.
820
00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:43,630
Do you mind?
821
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:44,724
Carry on.
822
00:51:50,907 --> 00:51:52,340
He would haveloved this.
823
00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:53,398
Who?
824
00:51:53,477 --> 00:51:56,173
Well, Benny.
825
00:51:56,246 --> 00:52:00,376
Oh, yes.
He would,
wouldn't he?
826
00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:02,645
I'm James,
by the way.
Benny's accountant.
827
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,050
Oh, his ex-accountant.
828
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,611
You're his
ex-accountant?
829
00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:09,386
No, I mean you are
with him being dead
and everything.
830
00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:10,721
Oh, right.
831
00:52:15,232 --> 00:52:18,724
It's a nice disco,
isn't it? Do you
like disco dancing?
832
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:21,930
Mm. My girlfriend, well,
my ex-girlfriend
833
00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:25,168
I danced like I had
a poker up my arse,
which put me off.
834
00:52:25,242 --> 00:52:26,834
No shit?!
835
00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:28,275
Yeah.
836
00:52:32,382 --> 00:52:35,146
Right. Well, it was
nice to meet
you, um...?
837
00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:37,584
Georgina. I'll look out
for the poker dancing.
838
00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:39,713
I'm afraid you'll belooking for a while.
839
00:52:39,789 --> 00:52:42,417
I'm off home.
It's been a
long day.
840
00:52:42,492 --> 00:52:45,757
Oh, er, wait...
could I, um,
841
00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:50,232
could I go home with you?
I mean, wait, sorry,
842
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:55,135
could I get a lift
home to my home? Um...
843
00:52:55,205 --> 00:52:57,332
Would I have
to dance?
844
00:52:57,407 --> 00:53:00,865
Um, dancing is
not obligatory.
845
00:53:03,313 --> 00:53:04,803
I'd love to.
846
00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:23,329
[Clem shouts]
847
00:53:27,437 --> 00:53:30,497
I'm sorry about
the mess. I've been
so busy with work lately.
848
00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:31,836
Busy, busy, busy.
849
00:53:31,908 --> 00:53:33,500
Yes... Busy.
850
00:53:38,682 --> 00:53:40,980
Oh, it's... homely.
851
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:43,019
[both chuckle]
852
00:53:48,992 --> 00:53:52,723
Would you like
some wine before...?
853
00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:55,264
Wine would be
lovely before...
854
00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:59,631
Um, take a seat, make
yourself comfortable.
855
00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:16,846
It was so sad
when I heard
about... Benny.
856
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,548
It was sucha shock.
857
00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:22,183
Well, he liked to
take risks, didn't he?
858
00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:26,821
I suppose knowinghe lived his life tothe full is some comfort.
859
00:54:26,896 --> 00:54:29,763
We had some crazytimes together.
860
00:54:33,003 --> 00:54:34,027
Did you now?
861
00:54:36,172 --> 00:54:37,366
Like what, exactly?
862
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,603
The usual
crazy stuff.
It's madness.
863
00:54:40,677 --> 00:54:42,668
Anyway, let's not
talk about Benny.
864
00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:45,044
It's so sad.Let's justtalk about us.
865
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:48,084
Yes. Let's.
866
00:54:48,151 --> 00:54:50,676
Oh, shit.
867
00:54:50,754 --> 00:54:53,086
Hm. Shit just
about covers it.
868
00:54:53,156 --> 00:54:58,423
Oh. Er, no,
er, look, it's
very complicated.
869
00:54:58,495 --> 00:55:00,554
No, it's very simple.
"Day one"
870
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:02,894
No, you
don't understand.
Some more wine?
871
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,661
What kind of sick
person are you?
872
00:55:10,540 --> 00:55:12,007
And for the record,
873
00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:14,407
your flat has
gone way past homely.
874
00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:16,240
[clack]
875
00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:31,556
(Georgina)I need morethan one egg.
876
00:55:31,628 --> 00:55:34,096
I don't want sperm,I want a baby.
877
00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:38,362
22nd, 23rd,24th, 25th.Zak, where are you?
878
00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:39,868
[alarm clock rings]
879
00:55:39,936 --> 00:55:42,404
[sigh]
880
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:49,742
Oh, Zak,where are you?
881
00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:54,182
(Mum)Let's get you somethingnice for your birthday.
882
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:56,218
What do you
need, dear?
883
00:55:56,286 --> 00:55:58,345
They don't sell
what I need here.
884
00:55:58,421 --> 00:56:00,548
I don't feel like
partying this year.
885
00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:02,318
All right, love.
886
00:56:02,392 --> 00:56:05,418
But at least let me
make you a birthday cake.
887
00:56:22,612 --> 00:56:25,342
Why don't we split up
and we'll have it
done in no time?
888
00:56:25,415 --> 00:56:26,973
All right, love.
889
00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:32,955
[whimsical music]
890
00:57:02,685 --> 00:57:04,277
(Mum)Someone likeshis nuts!
891
00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:05,343
Mom!
892
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:09,222
[whimsical music]
893
00:57:09,292 --> 00:57:12,352
Nice young man.
894
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:15,159
Now, dear, have we
got everything?
895
00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:21,697
[bell tolling]
896
00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:28,839
What may be boring
for you may not be
for other people.
897
00:57:28,912 --> 00:57:30,641
Christ, if it's...
898
00:57:30,713 --> 00:57:32,977
You can't say that,
okay? Not here.
899
00:57:33,049 --> 00:57:34,539
Jesus.
900
00:57:34,617 --> 00:57:38,212
Or that! They'd
prefer if you swore.
901
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,983
You'd be better
off with a "shit."
902
00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:42,354
Or, just a good
loud "fuck."
903
00:57:42,425 --> 00:57:44,222
Hi.
904
00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:48,424
Welcome. Please,
follow me.
905
00:57:58,508 --> 00:58:02,706
Upstairs are the
dormitories and
the prayer rooms.
906
00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:05,441
Not you, sir.
Only the young
lady can come.
907
00:58:08,651 --> 00:58:11,381
Um, uh...
908
00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:16,858
Look... if you
want decent funding
909
00:58:16,926 --> 00:58:18,791
for this precious
series of yours,
910
00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:21,387
it's gonna have
to be great,
not good.
911
00:58:21,464 --> 00:58:24,399
So just relax,and let me dowhat I do best.
912
00:58:24,467 --> 00:58:26,230
And what is
that, exactly?
913
00:58:26,302 --> 00:58:28,236
Girl talk.
914
00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:31,705
[giggles]
Hey! Wait up!
915
00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:56,721
Beautiful, isn't it?
916
00:58:59,869 --> 00:59:01,097
Yeah.
917
00:59:01,170 --> 00:59:04,799
A mother and hernewborn child.
918
00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:08,401
Creation. Nothingis more divine.
919
00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,105
I suppose not.
920
00:59:11,981 --> 00:59:17,009
I wouldn't have
thought that you
think about that stuff.
921
00:59:17,086 --> 00:59:19,714
You know, you
being a nun.
922
00:59:25,261 --> 00:59:27,456
Must be
hard for you.
923
00:59:27,530 --> 00:59:30,590
For a woman to...
give that up.
924
00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:35,434
I think for me,
as a woman... it's
the hardest sacrifice.
925
00:59:45,048 --> 00:59:46,481
I think you're right.
926
01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:12,708
Oh, Zak.
I miss you.
927
01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:21,715
[soft footsteps]
928
01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:23,217
Brian.
929
01:00:25,521 --> 01:00:26,749
You all right, boss?
930
01:00:26,823 --> 01:00:29,690
Sorry, I didn't
get much sleep.
931
01:00:29,759 --> 01:00:31,590
I hope he
was worth it.
932
01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:35,893
There's nothing like
that going on at all.
Zak and I broke up.
933
01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:37,728
Oh great.
934
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:42,237
It's not, because I just
told you my six-year
relationship has ended.
935
01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:43,932
So, it's not great.
936
01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:47,170
No, it's not great
for you, and it's
not great for him, but...
937
01:00:47,243 --> 01:00:51,202
but for other
available men
938
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,248
it's great.
939
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,179
Well, uh,
940
01:01:01,290 --> 01:01:04,623
it's really hot in here.
941
01:01:04,694 --> 01:01:05,456
Uh,
942
01:01:05,528 --> 01:01:09,055
um, what, um...
943
01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:15,063
[moans and groans]
944
01:01:15,138 --> 01:01:15,934
Georgina?
945
01:01:16,806 --> 01:01:17,795
Georgina?
946
01:01:17,874 --> 01:01:20,399
Um,
947
01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:22,842
Women have needs, Brian,
948
01:01:22,912 --> 01:01:26,473
and I need
these needs to be
949
01:01:26,549 --> 01:01:29,074
tended to.
950
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:33,981
Bloody hell,
that's fantastic.
951
01:01:34,057 --> 01:01:36,252
I'll knead your
needs any
time, love.
952
01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:37,349
Oh yeah.
953
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:38,917
Great.
954
01:01:38,995 --> 01:01:41,759
What about the
weekend of the 25th,
955
01:01:41,831 --> 01:01:43,890
which happens
to be tomorrow?
956
01:01:43,966 --> 01:01:45,558
Eh?
957
01:01:45,635 --> 01:01:48,604
We could do the
morning, or I could
slip you in after lunch.
958
01:01:48,671 --> 01:01:50,138
Oh, slip
me in...
959
01:01:50,206 --> 01:01:51,673
No pressure.
960
01:01:51,741 --> 01:01:53,800
It's a bit formal.
Want me to sign
a contract?
961
01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:56,276
Actually, do you
want to do that? No?
962
01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:03,181
I'll get back to you.
963
01:02:03,252 --> 01:02:04,879
Great.
964
01:02:06,155 --> 01:02:07,144
Alright.
965
01:02:13,930 --> 01:02:16,330
Okay, so the nuns are
a little pissy.
So what?
966
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,959
Pissy? Just don't
get it, do you?
967
01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:24,496
You've ruined everything.
Without the nuns, we
have nothing. Okay?
968
01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:27,668
Without me, you have
nothing, Zak Solomon.
So I suggest
969
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:30,440
if you want my
daddy funding this
silly documentary
970
01:02:30,513 --> 01:02:33,346
you start beingnicer to me.A lot nicer.
971
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:37,477
Well, frankly, my dear,
I don't give a fuck
anymore, okay?!
972
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:40,848
Sorry.
973
01:02:43,559 --> 01:02:45,356
I'd like
a ticket to
London, please.
974
01:02:48,364 --> 01:02:52,232
Hi, I need to be
on the next flight
to London, please.
975
01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:55,459
Thank you.
976
01:02:57,540 --> 01:02:59,337
The last ticket
has just gone.
977
01:02:59,408 --> 01:03:00,807
What?
978
01:03:04,714 --> 01:03:06,682
Please, I need to be
on that flight.
979
01:03:06,749 --> 01:03:08,649
Well, maybe
you could
ask the lady.
980
01:03:10,553 --> 01:03:12,248
I'd rather cover
my balls in honey
981
01:03:12,321 --> 01:03:14,186
and stick them
in an ants' nest.
982
01:03:14,257 --> 01:03:17,852
I'm very sorry, sir,
there's nothing more
I can do for you.
983
01:03:19,328 --> 01:03:21,319
Okay, where's the
next flight from?
984
01:03:21,397 --> 01:03:22,659
Anywhere?
985
01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:25,758
Okay. The Dublin
flight is full.
986
01:03:25,835 --> 01:03:26,961
Right.
987
01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:29,027
I'm just checking
Belfast for you.
988
01:03:29,105 --> 01:03:30,094
Good.
989
01:03:30,173 --> 01:03:33,506
Yes. No.
That's full, too.
990
01:03:33,576 --> 01:03:35,874
There must be
something you
can do.
991
01:03:35,945 --> 01:03:37,503
You thought
about the ferry?
992
01:03:47,089 --> 01:03:49,785
Hi. I need to get
to Cork for the ferry.
993
01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:52,123
Can you get me there
in three hours?
994
01:03:52,195 --> 01:03:53,958
You must
be joking.
995
01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:55,622
No? ...Okay.
996
01:03:55,698 --> 01:03:57,529
How about now?
997
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,567
[mumbles]
998
01:03:58,634 --> 01:03:59,794
Brilliant.
999
01:03:59,869 --> 01:04:01,359
I did it infour hours once.
1000
01:04:08,010 --> 01:04:12,572
(male announcer)Boarding for the Pembrokeferry is now closing.
1001
01:04:12,648 --> 01:04:14,411
Excuse me.
1002
01:04:14,483 --> 01:04:15,347
Oi!
1003
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:21,281
Alright, look,
1004
01:04:21,357 --> 01:04:26,761
"After insemination,
keep legs raised for
15 minutes. " Oh.
1005
01:04:26,829 --> 01:04:29,662
"Sperm must be used
before it separates
and gets cold."
1006
01:04:29,732 --> 01:04:31,597
Yuk. That's disgusting.
1007
01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:34,135
All right,
moving on.
Look, look.
1008
01:04:34,203 --> 01:04:37,900
Here's a listof loads and loadsof potential daddies.
1009
01:04:37,974 --> 01:04:41,637
4-50 looks good. He's German,
Scottish and Italian.
That's nice.
1010
01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:44,942
No, no. Your baby
will then work
1011
01:04:45,014 --> 01:04:49,849
really hard at makingloads of teeny-weenylittle pizzas.
1012
01:04:49,919 --> 01:04:53,719
Look, what about
there, number four.
That one.
1013
01:04:53,789 --> 01:04:57,555
Look at him. Englishand Hungarian. Therewe go.
1014
01:04:57,627 --> 01:05:01,996
You could pretend it's
Zak's, and then I can
sue him for maintenance.
1015
01:05:02,064 --> 01:05:05,465
Shouldn't have
to pretend, he
should be here.
1016
01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:11,370
Just call me 'one egg'.
1017
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,372
No.
1018
01:05:12,441 --> 01:05:14,306
No boyfriend,
one egg.
1019
01:05:14,377 --> 01:05:15,537
No, but, darling,
1020
01:05:15,611 --> 01:05:19,604
Happy. We're going
to be happy now.
1021
01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:20,706
Happy one egg.
1022
01:05:20,783 --> 01:05:22,307
Look, was that
a smile?
1023
01:05:22,385 --> 01:05:25,445
There we go,there's a smile.I like that.
1024
01:05:25,521 --> 01:05:26,749
Come here.
1025
01:05:28,357 --> 01:05:29,984
I wish I could
see their faces.
1026
01:05:34,430 --> 01:05:36,830
(doorman)Evening, ladies.Having fun?
1027
01:05:36,899 --> 01:05:40,357
[fake accent]
Mm, Ignita sad.
1028
01:05:40,436 --> 01:05:44,202
She not
want to go back
to Stockholm.
1029
01:05:44,273 --> 01:05:46,138
Away you go.
Enjoy yourselves.
1030
01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:48,570
[dance music]
1031
01:06:06,862 --> 01:06:08,989
(Georgina)I can seethat girl's arse.
1032
01:06:09,065 --> 01:06:10,589
I can actually
see her arse.
1033
01:06:10,666 --> 01:06:12,327
She'll catch pneumonia.
1034
01:06:14,904 --> 01:06:18,396
Look, darling, do
you see what I see?
1035
01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:20,999
(girl)Yeah, andthe rest!
1036
01:06:31,454 --> 01:06:33,422
Think there's
room for a brain?
1037
01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:35,354
Perfect.
1038
01:06:35,424 --> 01:06:39,520
But the thing aboutslappers is that theyconsider sex their job
1039
01:06:39,595 --> 01:06:43,190
and condoms are like theiruniform, so they justbuckle up.
1040
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:47,063
That sort of defeatsthe purpose.
1041
01:06:47,136 --> 01:06:49,900
Well, tell him
that you're
a virgin.
1042
01:06:49,972 --> 01:06:51,803
I'm 30 bloody
4 tomorrow.
1043
01:06:51,874 --> 01:06:53,136
Yes, but
you're Irish.
1044
01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:55,541
I'm half Irish.
And tonight
I'm Swedish.
1045
01:06:55,611 --> 01:06:58,341
Well, new plan.
You're Irish again.
1046
01:06:58,414 --> 01:07:01,247
I don't really thinkthey have virginsin Sweden.
1047
01:07:01,317 --> 01:07:03,808
Now go. Go
get him, darling.
1048
01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:39,419
[thud]
1049
01:07:39,488 --> 01:07:42,946
[ripping and groans]
1050
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:03,174
Ciao, bella. Where
hid you all
my lives?
1051
01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:19,789
(receptionist
Hello.
1052
01:08:19,862 --> 01:08:22,524
Room 8-42, please.
1053
01:08:25,301 --> 01:08:27,667
You come party
with us?
1054
01:08:27,736 --> 01:08:29,328
No, thank you, sir.
1055
01:08:29,405 --> 01:08:32,169
I'm sure madam
will see to all
your needs.
1056
01:08:32,241 --> 01:08:34,539
[giggles]
1057
01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:36,578
Hope they're
not next
to us.
1058
01:08:36,645 --> 01:08:38,237
[groan]
1059
01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:41,147
[squeals and giggles]
1060
01:08:41,217 --> 01:08:42,809
Mamma mia.
1061
01:08:42,885 --> 01:08:47,288
[groan]
Ha! Bellisima!
1062
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,825
Zak, I'll never
forgive you.
1063
01:09:06,909 --> 01:09:10,504
So, princess,
you miss Ireland?
1064
01:09:10,579 --> 01:09:13,104
No, but I was
the runner-up
for Miss Jamaica.
1065
01:09:14,450 --> 01:09:15,417
Up your bottom.
1066
01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:17,452
Not on a first date.
1067
01:09:24,593 --> 01:09:27,790
Luca, you're
a very handsome man.
1068
01:09:27,863 --> 01:09:30,423
Yeah... me, too.
1069
01:09:30,499 --> 01:09:33,093
Um, I want you
to be my first.
1070
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,830
Yeah. Madonna!
1071
01:09:34,904 --> 01:09:38,396
Madonna, but not
the singer. Like...
1072
01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:43,374
Oh my God!
1073
01:09:43,445 --> 01:09:45,413
Oh shit!
1074
01:09:45,481 --> 01:09:49,042
I have to go to
the bathroom. Be
back in a minute.
1075
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,046
Don't move a muscle.
1076
01:10:15,544 --> 01:10:19,571
Yeah, Colin?
I'll be outside in
two minutes, mate.
1077
01:10:19,648 --> 01:10:24,551
No, nothing much.
Just a card, and
some cash.
1078
01:10:31,093 --> 01:10:33,118
No, I don't think
I'll bother...
1079
01:10:33,195 --> 01:10:35,060
She's a bit soft
in the head.
1080
01:10:42,204 --> 01:10:45,765
Luca, please begentle with me.
1081
01:10:47,109 --> 01:10:48,371
Luca?
1082
01:10:56,051 --> 01:10:57,382
[sigh]
1083
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:03,422
Fuck!
1084
01:11:03,492 --> 01:11:05,187
[groan]
1085
01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,785
Fuck!
1086
01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:15,067
(Clem, sleepy)Hello?
1087
01:11:15,137 --> 01:11:17,537
Clem, it's me.
Let's do it.
1088
01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:21,235
Right. Is it the pizzaman or Mr Goulash?
1089
01:11:28,183 --> 01:11:30,515
(Georgina)I don't want sperm,I want a baby.
1090
01:11:30,586 --> 01:11:33,282
(Clem)And Justin on handfor the task.
1091
01:11:33,355 --> 01:11:35,152
I need morethan one egg.
1092
01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:37,055
If we even getto Day Four,
1093
01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:40,391
you need to seriouslyconsider replacingyour entire wardrobe.
1094
01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:41,690
[groaning]
1095
01:11:47,703 --> 01:11:49,762
[groans]
1096
01:12:09,358 --> 01:12:12,054
Excuse me, I'm looking
for a turkey baster.
1097
01:12:12,127 --> 01:12:17,190
You're well-organized,
girls. Come in handy
for Christmas there.
1098
01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:19,928
(Clem)Coming in handy willbe no use to us,
1099
01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:24,905
you see, my friend, shewent on the Internetand she ordered...
1100
01:12:24,973 --> 01:12:26,406
No, no.
1101
01:12:26,475 --> 01:12:28,909
You don't want to waste
your money on one
of those.
1102
01:12:31,747 --> 01:12:36,548
Have one of these.
I know. She's a beauty.
1103
01:12:36,618 --> 01:12:39,314
And she'll alwaysdouble up as a spoon.
1104
01:12:39,388 --> 01:12:42,789
That's lovely.
It's a top of
the range spoon.
1105
01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:45,656
Bit of a squeeze.
What I need is
a turkey baster.
1106
01:12:45,728 --> 01:12:48,060
Yeah, the one withthe huge squishy balls
1107
01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:50,189
and the longplastic thingy.
1108
01:12:50,265 --> 01:12:54,668
Something really...
big and, like, hard.
1109
01:12:57,339 --> 01:13:01,070
Do you think one day I'm
gonna meet a turkey
baster of my own?
1110
01:13:01,143 --> 01:13:05,273
I think it's talking to me.
Hello. And what
do you do?
1111
01:13:05,347 --> 01:13:09,283
He bastes turkeys.
That's really fascinating.
1112
01:13:09,351 --> 01:13:12,081
Darling, I'm being
an insensitive
cow, I'm sorry.
1113
01:13:12,154 --> 01:13:14,452
I want Zak.
I only
want Zak.
1114
01:13:14,523 --> 01:13:18,755
You can't speak
about other men in
front of Mr Turkey Baster.
1115
01:13:18,827 --> 01:13:21,261
I just never thought
it would come to this.
1116
01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:24,595
The potential father of
my child is a sodding
kitchen utensil.
1117
01:13:26,034 --> 01:13:29,162
Stop it.
Stop it.
Come on.
1118
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:31,570
[ferry horn]
1119
01:13:37,012 --> 01:13:38,502
Excuse me,
I'm sorry!
1120
01:13:43,318 --> 01:13:46,879
Hi. How you doing?
I need to to get
to London.
1121
01:13:46,955 --> 01:13:48,183
London, is it?
1122
01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,349
Yeah.
1123
01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,120
That's an hundred
pound each way.
1124
01:13:51,193 --> 01:13:54,959
Do you take credit cards?
No? Visa, Mastercard,
American Express?
1125
01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:57,726
There's an 'hole inthe wall' upthe road.
1126
01:13:57,800 --> 01:13:59,392
Right. Don't
go anywhere.
1127
01:14:16,819 --> 01:14:18,548
Fuck!!
1128
01:14:27,196 --> 01:14:28,254
Morning, boss.
1129
01:14:28,330 --> 01:14:29,456
Good morning, Brian.
1130
01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:32,125
It's a bit of a mess.
1131
01:14:32,201 --> 01:14:33,793
Which bathroom?
1132
01:14:33,869 --> 01:14:36,360
Up the stairs. It's
only because people
were using the lav
1133
01:14:36,438 --> 01:14:38,303
that we found outthere was a problem.
1134
01:14:39,908 --> 01:14:43,241
Yuk. Can't believe people
use the toilet in
a show home.
1135
01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:46,941
Yep as funny
as folk. Let's
check upstairs.
1136
01:14:47,015 --> 01:14:50,951
Anyway, it just
means that
this unit
1137
01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:52,486
will be out
of order for
a bit.
1138
01:14:52,554 --> 01:14:53,885
That can't
be helped.
1139
01:14:53,956 --> 01:14:55,617
Hm.
1140
01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:03,862
I wonder if it's
only the toilets
that they use.
1141
01:15:03,932 --> 01:15:05,559
Well, you
never know.
1142
01:15:08,370 --> 01:15:12,033
I, um...
I phoned you.
1143
01:15:13,709 --> 01:15:17,475
Last night. I left a
message about our
date today.
1144
01:15:17,546 --> 01:15:19,309
Right.
1145
01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:23,043
We hadn't confirmed
times or what, but...
1146
01:15:24,686 --> 01:15:27,746
So, boss, here we
are... How about it?
1147
01:15:27,823 --> 01:15:31,122
Oh... we couldn't.
I mean, what if
someone came in?
1148
01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:33,491
There's only
two sets of keys
1149
01:15:33,562 --> 01:15:36,258
and I've got one and
you've got the other.
1150
01:15:37,966 --> 01:15:40,935
So why don't you...
1151
01:15:41,003 --> 01:15:44,166
get yourself comfy...
and I'll go and
lock up.
1152
01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:55,450
Here we go,
here we go,
here we go
1153
01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:05,352
Come on! Come on!
1154
01:16:07,162 --> 01:16:08,424
Brian, I just
wanna say...
1155
01:16:08,497 --> 01:16:09,486
Come here.
1156
01:16:13,468 --> 01:16:15,402
Right, you ready
for this?
1157
01:16:15,470 --> 01:16:16,596
Yeah... I just wanna
1158
01:16:16,672 --> 01:16:18,572
Yeah, go, go.
I'll be in here.
1159
01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:25,046
(Brian)I'll tell youwhat, love,
1160
01:16:25,113 --> 01:16:27,775
I've been thinking about
this for absolutely ages.
1161
01:16:27,849 --> 01:16:29,214
Really?
1162
01:16:29,284 --> 01:16:31,047
Wait and see what
I've got for you.
1163
01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:32,848
It's an absolute belter.
1164
01:16:34,957 --> 01:16:38,950
Hey, I've not
had any complaints...
I'm not gonna start now.
1165
01:16:39,027 --> 01:16:42,019
Hey, don't worryabout precautions.
1166
01:16:42,097 --> 01:16:46,932
I had a bad case
of mumps last year,
so I'm infertile.
1167
01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:50,503
What?
1168
01:16:50,572 --> 01:16:52,665
It's fine.I had kids early.
1169
01:16:52,741 --> 01:16:55,801
I've got a ten year
old and an eight year
old with my first wife.
1170
01:16:55,877 --> 01:16:58,675
It comes in handy,
now I'm back on
the market.
1171
01:16:58,747 --> 01:17:01,580
Mind you, it wasa nasty business.
1172
01:17:01,650 --> 01:17:04,585
My bollocks swelledto the size ofa watermelon.
1173
01:17:04,653 --> 01:17:07,554
They took on
a life of
their own.
1174
01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:10,592
I had to sit ona special cushion.
1175
01:17:10,659 --> 01:17:14,095
Anyway... you
nearly ready?
1176
01:17:19,434 --> 01:17:21,299
I've just
got to go to
the bathroom.
1177
01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:24,100
That one is broken,
so I'm going to
run downstairs.
1178
01:17:24,172 --> 01:17:26,970
Hey, no problemo.
Whatever.
1179
01:17:27,042 --> 01:17:28,270
Come on, lad!
1180
01:17:47,362 --> 01:17:50,297
[workmen whistle and shout]
1181
01:18:10,752 --> 01:18:15,121
"After insemination,
keep legs raised
for 20 minutes."
1182
01:18:29,771 --> 01:18:31,466
[doorbell]
1183
01:18:33,575 --> 01:18:34,735
Miss Salt?
1184
01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:35,834
Yes.
1185
01:18:35,911 --> 01:18:38,311
Your, um... Sign
here, please.
1186
01:18:40,082 --> 01:18:43,574
Don't forget,
keep it warm, and use
it before it separates.
1187
01:19:14,649 --> 01:19:16,708
Oh.
1188
01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:24,119
Oh, shit, it's
too big.
[groan]
1189
01:19:40,308 --> 01:19:42,833
Right, little ones,
I want you to swim,
swim, swim.
1190
01:19:42,911 --> 01:19:43,878
(Mum)Georgina?
1191
01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:46,379
[shout]
Mum!
1192
01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:50,248
Happy birthday, dear.
I wanted to surprise you.
1193
01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:54,516
Oh dear,
the icing
is not dry.
1194
01:19:54,589 --> 01:19:57,057
I'll just pop it
in the fridge.
1195
01:19:57,125 --> 01:20:00,185
Or should we have
a piece now?
1196
01:20:00,262 --> 01:20:02,492
Oh, no, no.
1197
01:20:02,564 --> 01:20:05,055
It's so lovely,
I just want to
save it
1198
01:20:05,133 --> 01:20:06,998
to show it to
Justin and Clem.
1199
01:20:07,068 --> 01:20:10,936
Oh, Justin. He's a
nice boy, isn't he?
1200
01:20:11,006 --> 01:20:13,304
Yes, he's nice.
1201
01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:31,891
God... no-one said
it would be easy
1202
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:34,793
but I for one
never thought that
it would come to this.
1203
01:20:34,863 --> 01:20:40,028
Hm. Nor
me, l...
[sigh]
1204
01:20:40,101 --> 01:20:42,069
Oh, darling.
1205
01:20:42,137 --> 01:20:46,938
If I had the necessary
machinery, I'd step
in and I'd do it.
1206
01:20:47,008 --> 01:20:50,876
No, I haven't got it.
So I can't do it.
1207
01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:53,073
Right, no,
of course.
1208
01:20:53,148 --> 01:20:54,877
And I want youto remember that...
1209
01:20:54,950 --> 01:20:59,683
"It is a far greater
thing that..."
1210
01:20:59,754 --> 01:21:02,882
you do today... than...
1211
01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:04,482
Done, are you?
1212
01:21:04,559 --> 01:21:06,390
I don't know what
it is but...
1213
01:21:06,461 --> 01:21:08,929
Anyway, listen.
The thing is,
1214
01:21:08,997 --> 01:21:11,397
you're standing in'the last chance saloon. '
1215
01:21:13,935 --> 01:21:16,563
You fuck this up...
1216
01:21:16,638 --> 01:21:19,004
and you fuck
up her life.
1217
01:21:22,277 --> 01:21:23,403
Okay.
1218
01:21:23,478 --> 01:21:26,606
Anyway, darling...have fun.
1219
01:21:26,681 --> 01:21:27,670
Right.
1220
01:21:27,749 --> 01:21:30,115
Bye.Alright.
1221
01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:35,220
Hello.
1222
01:21:38,994 --> 01:21:41,258
[both chuckle nervously]
1223
01:21:41,329 --> 01:21:43,422
Thank you so much
for doing this.
1224
01:21:50,005 --> 01:21:52,098
Hello. We've booked
a room for Jones.
1225
01:21:52,173 --> 01:21:53,640
Mr. and Mrs.
A suite, please.
1226
01:22:05,854 --> 01:22:07,253
(Zak
Taxi! Taxi!
1227
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:09,883
Taxi!
1228
01:22:09,958 --> 01:22:10,982
Homeless git!
1229
01:22:11,059 --> 01:22:12,788
Yeah, you too, mate.
1230
01:22:12,861 --> 01:22:14,624
Taxi!
1231
01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:27,668
[chuckles nervously]
1232
01:22:27,742 --> 01:22:30,643
Look, I know it's
awkward, but I want
you to know,
1233
01:22:30,712 --> 01:22:32,407
I'm really grateful.
1234
01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:33,504
Ah!
1235
01:22:44,526 --> 01:22:45,686
Fuck.
1236
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,387
Just breathing.Feeling good.
1237
01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:49,521
Just a child,just the restof your life.
1238
01:22:49,597 --> 01:22:51,690
It's nothing,it's fine.Breathe in.
1239
01:22:51,766 --> 01:22:54,530
[mumbles]
1240
01:22:54,602 --> 01:22:57,127
Breathe.
Just feeling good.
1241
01:22:57,205 --> 01:23:02,074
[breathes, chuckles nervously]
Fuck.
1242
01:23:02,143 --> 01:23:07,843
Come on.Come on!God.
1243
01:23:07,916 --> 01:23:11,374
Come on.Up you get.[groan]
1244
01:23:11,453 --> 01:23:14,354
How's it going?
1245
01:23:14,422 --> 01:23:17,016
Not verywell. Uh...
1246
01:23:17,092 --> 01:23:19,117
Anything I can do?
1247
01:23:23,698 --> 01:23:24,960
I don't know, uh,
1248
01:23:25,033 --> 01:23:27,092
Well, you could...
1249
01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:30,900
I don't know,
you could...
1250
01:23:30,972 --> 01:23:32,803
you could pretend
to be Brian.
1251
01:23:41,082 --> 01:23:44,142
(deep voice
I'm Brian. Sex god
of Salt Construction.
1252
01:23:44,219 --> 01:23:48,349
I'm wearing tight jeans,and sweat is dripping offmy big bulging muscles.
1253
01:23:48,423 --> 01:23:53,861
I've got a huge belterwaiting for you, and I
want to grab your arse.
1254
01:23:56,331 --> 01:23:58,265
[cell phone rings]
1255
01:23:58,333 --> 01:23:59,994
That was great.
1256
01:24:05,173 --> 01:24:07,698
Yes! Yes!
1257
01:24:07,776 --> 01:24:12,076
Oh my God! Oh yes!Yes! Oh my God!
1258
01:24:12,147 --> 01:24:15,014
Georgie, you're notgonna believe it.It's amazing!
1259
01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:18,678
George Michael has
just called me,
and he said that
1260
01:24:18,753 --> 01:24:21,813
he wants me to
do his costumes
for his next tour.
1261
01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:23,517
What?!
1262
01:24:23,591 --> 01:24:27,118
Yes! And I have
to go now. He wants me
to go to a fitting now.
1263
01:24:27,195 --> 01:24:30,358
I want it. I want
that spunk. So you
get back in there.
1264
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:32,789
George.
1265
01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:37,703
I can't do it.
1266
01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:41,800
It's a huge responsibility.
1267
01:24:41,876 --> 01:24:47,075
I can't have a baby
with you because
Clem ordered me to.
1268
01:24:47,148 --> 01:24:48,911
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
1269
01:24:48,983 --> 01:24:50,780
You can't pull out
now. I forbid you.
1270
01:24:50,852 --> 01:24:54,686
We'll go down to the bar,
and I will find
you a man.
1271
01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:58,089
No way. I'm sick of
looking at every man
like he's a dick on legs.
1272
01:24:58,159 --> 01:25:00,559
I have one
day left, and
you promised!
1273
01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:02,186
You're my best friend!
1274
01:25:02,263 --> 01:25:04,026
No, I'm not gonna
get my pants off.
1275
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:06,124
You're not taking
off my trousers.
1276
01:25:06,201 --> 01:25:07,725
I am not having
sex with you!
1277
01:25:07,802 --> 01:25:10,794
I'm walking out
of this room. Ow!
1278
01:25:10,872 --> 01:25:13,466
You deserve a whipping!
I'm going to give
it to you!
1279
01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:17,443
(Justin)Stop it! Stop it!Help! Help me!
1280
01:25:17,512 --> 01:25:18,979
Can you come
back later?
1281
01:25:19,047 --> 01:25:20,674
(manager)Come along.
1282
01:25:20,748 --> 01:25:23,717
What I do in the privacy
of my own room...! We
were wrestling!
1283
01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:26,913
Hang on, it was role
playing. You're gonna
hear from me.
1284
01:25:26,988 --> 01:25:28,387
Yes.
1285
01:25:28,456 --> 01:25:30,856
We're two
consenting adults
and he was up for it!
1286
01:25:30,925 --> 01:25:31,914
Thank you, madam.
1287
01:25:31,993 --> 01:25:34,655
And... good night!
1288
01:25:34,729 --> 01:25:35,696
Good night.
1289
01:25:45,173 --> 01:25:47,573
Taxi. Taxi!
1290
01:25:47,642 --> 01:25:49,007
Taxi!
1291
01:25:49,077 --> 01:25:51,807
Please! ...Yes!
1292
01:25:58,553 --> 01:26:03,581
(Ben)I said, "I'll not go nearthat thing. You're crazy. "
1293
01:26:03,658 --> 01:26:05,125
Ben!
1294
01:26:05,193 --> 01:26:07,559
You alright?
1295
01:26:07,629 --> 01:26:09,290
[sigh]
1296
01:26:09,364 --> 01:26:10,422
What's wrong?
1297
01:26:16,838 --> 01:26:19,033
I had a dream
of my life.
1298
01:26:19,107 --> 01:26:21,871
I would marry Zak
and we would have
1299
01:26:21,943 --> 01:26:23,808
a few children
and a lovely home.
1300
01:26:23,878 --> 01:26:27,370
I'm sure that's whatZak wants, too.Deep down.
1301
01:26:27,448 --> 01:26:29,507
I know about Alexandra.
1302
01:26:29,584 --> 01:26:31,051
The daddy's girl?
1303
01:26:31,119 --> 01:26:33,849
Mouth with moreteeth than a shark?
1304
01:26:33,922 --> 01:26:36,447
I know all about
their affair.
It's okay.
1305
01:26:36,524 --> 01:26:39,550
No, he thinks she's
a complete pain
in the arse.
1306
01:26:39,627 --> 01:26:42,790
Well, even if he
wasn't with her, I can't
force him to be with me.
1307
01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:44,764
I miss him so much.
1308
01:26:44,832 --> 01:26:46,265
Georgina, it's
all right.
1309
01:26:46,334 --> 01:26:49,269
[keys turning]
1310
01:26:49,337 --> 01:26:50,929
Hey, Zak!
1311
01:26:51,005 --> 01:26:52,336
What's going on?
1312
01:26:52,407 --> 01:26:56,173
Zak! I'm so glad
you're back!
Thank God.
1313
01:26:56,244 --> 01:26:57,973
Zak, it's not
what you think.
1314
01:26:58,046 --> 01:26:59,035
Not what I think?
1315
01:26:59,113 --> 01:27:00,375
Wait!
1316
01:27:00,448 --> 01:27:02,609
You can't keepyour hands off her!
1317
01:27:02,684 --> 01:27:05,847
It's taken half my
life to get here!
1318
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:07,444
Georgina was
very upset.
1319
01:27:07,522 --> 01:27:09,956
No, no, no.
This is upset.
You absolute arse!
1320
01:27:10,024 --> 01:27:11,514
Wait! Stop! Stop!
1321
01:27:11,593 --> 01:27:12,617
Wanker!
1322
01:27:12,694 --> 01:27:18,997
[angry shouting]
1323
01:27:21,803 --> 01:27:24,397
[groan and gasp]
1324
01:27:24,472 --> 01:27:26,337
Oh my God.
I'm so sorry.
1325
01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:28,967
I'm sorry.
Wait, Zak!
1326
01:27:31,846 --> 01:27:33,973
Zak! Zak!
1327
01:27:40,955 --> 01:27:44,891
You've reached ZakSolomon's voicemail.Please leave a message.
1328
01:27:44,959 --> 01:27:48,520
I have something
important to tell
you. Please call me.
1329
01:27:48,596 --> 01:27:52,032
I need to see you
tonight, before
it's too late.
1330
01:29:02,103 --> 01:29:05,402
Maybe God has
other plans for me.
1331
01:29:05,473 --> 01:29:08,203
All right, uhh...
1332
01:29:08,276 --> 01:29:11,575
Would you like
some vodka?
1333
01:29:11,646 --> 01:29:13,409
No.
1334
01:29:13,481 --> 01:29:17,110
What about
some beer
or whiskey?
1335
01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:18,482
No.
1336
01:29:18,553 --> 01:29:23,923
No? All right, I know,
what about echinacea,
1337
01:29:23,991 --> 01:29:27,392
with sort of ginger?
Do you like that?
1338
01:29:27,462 --> 01:29:29,396
All right, I'll
have a weak one.
1339
01:29:29,464 --> 01:29:30,522
Alright.
1340
01:29:30,598 --> 01:29:31,963
[doorbell]
1341
01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:34,558
Oh, I'll be
right back.
1342
01:29:42,710 --> 01:29:45,440
Oh. Hello.
1343
01:29:47,014 --> 01:29:48,675
[stutters]What do you want?
1344
01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:52,652
I had a wee spot of
bother with Georgina
and Zak. Have you...
1345
01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:55,814
Hey, Georgina!Did you find Zak?
1346
01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:59,519
Are you all right?
I felt bad.
1347
01:29:59,594 --> 01:30:00,959
I tried
calling him.
1348
01:30:01,028 --> 01:30:02,757
I'm sorry
I ran out.
1349
01:30:02,830 --> 01:30:03,819
[doorbell rings]
1350
01:30:05,533 --> 01:30:06,591
Clem, hi.
1351
01:30:06,667 --> 01:30:08,259
Zak.
1352
01:30:08,336 --> 01:30:11,271
I need to find
out what's going on
between Georgina and Ben.
1353
01:30:11,339 --> 01:30:13,239
(Georgina)You're all right?
1354
01:30:13,307 --> 01:30:15,275
(Ben)I'm absolutely fine.
1355
01:30:15,343 --> 01:30:17,573
Or maybe I
should just
see for myself.
1356
01:30:17,645 --> 01:30:19,840
I don'tbelieve this.
1357
01:30:19,914 --> 01:30:21,939
You're gettingthis all wrong.
1358
01:30:22,016 --> 01:30:23,176
Oh really?!
1359
01:30:26,554 --> 01:30:29,114
Ow! That
really hurt!
1360
01:30:29,190 --> 01:30:31,624
Right... get down!
1361
01:30:31,692 --> 01:30:33,159
[groaning]
1362
01:30:33,227 --> 01:30:37,288
Do as you're told!How many times...?
1363
01:30:37,365 --> 01:30:38,832
Oh, great,
I'm bleeding.
1364
01:30:38,900 --> 01:30:40,367
[groans]
1365
01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:42,665
I've been telling you,I don't fancy Georgina.
1366
01:30:42,737 --> 01:30:47,071
She's all right,but... she's noClem, is she?
1367
01:30:47,141 --> 01:30:48,870
What?
1368
01:30:48,943 --> 01:30:50,137
What?
1369
01:30:51,746 --> 01:30:53,304
Well, you're just so...
1370
01:30:53,381 --> 01:30:54,712
What?
1371
01:30:54,782 --> 01:30:56,716
What I mean isyou're really...
1372
01:30:59,654 --> 01:31:00,678
Do you like me?
1373
01:31:00,755 --> 01:31:02,188
Well, yeah.
1374
01:31:02,256 --> 01:31:03,223
Yeah?
1375
01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:04,519
Is that okay?
1376
01:31:04,592 --> 01:31:06,321
That's fine,
good, thank you.
1377
01:31:10,965 --> 01:31:12,557
Don't.
Stop looking.
1378
01:31:12,633 --> 01:31:13,622
Excuse me.
1379
01:31:13,701 --> 01:31:14,861
Aye.
1380
01:31:16,971 --> 01:31:19,667
So now that we've
established that
1381
01:31:19,740 --> 01:31:22,106
I'm not
the hot property
that you think I am
1382
01:31:22,176 --> 01:31:23,473
what do
you want?
1383
01:31:23,544 --> 01:31:26,308
Then you can go
crawling back
to Alexandra.
1384
01:31:26,380 --> 01:31:27,711
What?
1385
01:31:27,782 --> 01:31:32,651
[scoffs]
Alexandra?
1386
01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:35,245
You are joking,
aren't you?
1387
01:31:38,559 --> 01:31:41,551
Okay, you're not.
Sure, she's beautiful,
1388
01:31:41,629 --> 01:31:45,030
but that's not what I
look for in a person,
George, you know that.
1389
01:31:47,001 --> 01:31:50,937
What I mean is
that you are way
past beautiful.
1390
01:31:51,005 --> 01:31:54,304
You're not past
it, obviously.
1391
01:31:54,375 --> 01:31:59,438
I mean, you're beautiful,
but you're so much
more than that.
1392
01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:02,881
Oh shit, um...
1393
01:32:02,950 --> 01:32:06,750
Georgie... I
love you, okay?
1394
01:32:06,821 --> 01:32:09,449
I've never stopped
loving you. Not
for a second.
1395
01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:12,925
Life without you
doesn't make
any sense.
1396
01:32:15,229 --> 01:32:17,527
Georgie, please,
can we just,
can we...
1397
01:32:23,404 --> 01:32:25,998
Look... I want
what you want.
1398
01:32:26,073 --> 01:32:29,634
And not because
you want me to want it
but because I want it too.
1399
01:32:29,710 --> 01:32:32,076
Does that make sense?
1400
01:32:32,146 --> 01:32:34,910
Well, unfortunately
for me, it's too
bloody late.
1401
01:32:34,982 --> 01:32:37,951
I've become your
ideal woman, but I
can't have children.
1402
01:32:38,019 --> 01:32:40,817
What?
Georgie!
1403
01:32:40,888 --> 01:32:44,255
Georgie!
What do you mean?
1404
01:32:44,325 --> 01:32:45,758
Ask them,
they'll tell you.
1405
01:32:45,826 --> 01:32:46,918
I wanna ask you.
1406
01:32:46,994 --> 01:32:48,018
Leave me alone.
1407
01:32:58,339 --> 01:33:00,204
Well?
1408
01:33:28,035 --> 01:33:31,596
(Zak)They've explained everything.I'm so sorry.
1409
01:33:31,672 --> 01:33:34,607
I reallymeant what I said.Let's still try.
1410
01:33:34,675 --> 01:33:36,336
Okay? I love you.
1411
01:33:57,064 --> 01:33:58,258
[knocking]
1412
01:33:58,332 --> 01:34:00,459
Can I come
in, boss?
1413
01:34:00,534 --> 01:34:04,265
Brian, comein. Hi.
1414
01:34:04,338 --> 01:34:06,568
About the
other day, uh...
1415
01:34:06,641 --> 01:34:09,872
Look, don't say
another word.
1416
01:34:09,944 --> 01:34:11,878
Yeah, I know.
1417
01:34:13,848 --> 01:34:15,008
I know.
1418
01:34:15,082 --> 01:34:17,107
It was
my bollocks,
weren't it?
1419
01:34:17,184 --> 01:34:19,880
Not exactly. It...
1420
01:34:19,954 --> 01:34:21,546
Look... I know.
1421
01:34:21,622 --> 01:34:26,821
Sometimes the sheer size of
my down belows scares
people off.
1422
01:34:26,894 --> 01:34:28,293
That was
before the mumps.
1423
01:34:28,362 --> 01:34:30,523
Oh!
1424
01:34:30,598 --> 01:34:32,293
Yeah, well.
1425
01:34:32,366 --> 01:34:34,266
Thank you for
this lovely chat.
1426
01:34:34,335 --> 01:34:37,133
Maybe we could just
put it behind us?
1427
01:34:37,204 --> 01:34:40,139
Yeah, no problemo.
It'll just be our
little secret.
1428
01:34:40,207 --> 01:34:41,572
Thank you, Brian.
1429
01:34:41,642 --> 01:34:45,305
And all the lads
who saw you
running off.
1430
01:34:45,379 --> 01:34:49,042
It'll be their
little secret as
well. Okay.
1431
01:35:05,399 --> 01:35:06,832
[soft knocking]
1432
01:35:06,901 --> 01:35:08,300
Come in!
1433
01:35:19,980 --> 01:35:21,242
Hi.
1434
01:35:37,331 --> 01:35:38,855
(male jogger)Hello.
1435
01:35:38,933 --> 01:35:40,059
Ow.
1436
01:35:44,405 --> 01:35:45,804
(second male jogger)Hi.
1437
01:35:45,873 --> 01:35:46,669
(Georgina)Hi.
1438
01:35:47,641 --> 01:35:48,608
Ouch!
1439
01:35:51,512 --> 01:35:52,843
(3rd male jogger)Hello.
1440
01:35:52,913 --> 01:35:54,141
Hi.
1441
01:36:38,826 --> 01:36:40,919
(Linda)Miss Salt.This is Linda,
1442
01:36:40,995 --> 01:36:42,792
at the ParkMews Clinic.
1443
01:36:42,863 --> 01:36:45,923
As you requested,we've recheckedyour positive urine test.
1444
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:48,468
And the result ofyour blood test shows
1445
01:36:48,536 --> 01:36:51,266
that you are100% pregnant!
1446
01:37:15,529 --> 01:37:17,929
[laughter]
1447
01:37:17,998 --> 01:37:20,466
[chatter and music]
1448
01:37:22,536 --> 01:37:24,936
Zachariah, darling.
1449
01:37:25,005 --> 01:37:26,563
Lovely party.
1450
01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:29,200
She's so sweet,
how she's sleeping.
1451
01:37:29,276 --> 01:37:30,573
Show me again.
1452
01:37:32,613 --> 01:37:35,138
It's just gorgeous.
1453
01:37:56,704 --> 01:37:59,229
Don't worry,
it'll be fine.
1454
01:38:06,447 --> 01:38:08,312
I want to
give you your
real present.
1455
01:38:08,382 --> 01:38:10,543
Mm. My
real present.
1456
01:38:14,088 --> 01:38:16,955
Come and get it.
You have to look
for it
1457
01:38:17,024 --> 01:38:20,551
Okay, do you wanna
give me a clue?
1458
01:38:20,628 --> 01:38:22,118
Cold.
1459
01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:27,662
Warmer.
1460
01:38:34,341 --> 01:38:36,036
Very, very hot.
1461
01:38:40,214 --> 01:38:43,650
[chuckles]
You're...
1462
01:38:51,992 --> 01:38:53,016
you're...
1463
01:38:53,093 --> 01:38:55,721
um, uh,
1464
01:39:03,904 --> 01:39:05,997
God! Wow, it's...
1465
01:39:06,073 --> 01:39:07,631
Woo!
1466
01:39:07,708 --> 01:39:12,577
Hip hip... Hooray!
Hip hip... Hooray!
Hip hip... Hooray!
1467
01:39:15,449 --> 01:39:16,746
Oh, come here!
1468
01:39:16,817 --> 01:39:19,547
[sighs and groans]
1469
01:39:19,620 --> 01:39:21,247
I love you.
1470
01:39:21,322 --> 01:39:23,007
I love you too.
1471
01:42:22,585 --> 01:42:23,585
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