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Uh, hey, are you using these chair...?
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Back off! (scooches chair)
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- Sunday Funday!
- Sunday Funday!
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(Gretchen laughs) (both grunt)
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Where have you been? I've
had to fight off wave after
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wave of hungry, cool
dads and trust-fund alts.
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It's been like a hipster Game
of Thrones up in this bitch.
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- Sorry, Ty drove me.
- You banged Ty last night?
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Worse... he came over this morning to
invite me to the Tribeca Film Festival.
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We'd leave tonight on a private plane.
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LINDSAY (gasps):
Gretch... Tribeca is super hip.
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- It, like, stands for something.
- The triangle below canal.
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No. Something real. I'll think
of it later. Private plane...!
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- Private plane...!
- Dicks on a private plane...
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- But Jimmy...
- Gretchen.
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Ty is famous. Also,
he's a total dog, so he's
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never gonna want you to meet
his gross Polish parents or tell you
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about his squash games or
ask you to shave his butthole.
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Tell me you don't shave Paul's butthole.
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Marriage is dark, Gretch.
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I want to go, but not
even really, because of Ty.
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Right. Private plane, free champagne.
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No, here's what's keeping me up all night:
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Even though Jimmy's a
squirrelly guy, when I look at him,
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I swear I can see years into
the future with this dude.
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And that is why I am thinking
of getting on that plane.
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Geez... What are you going to do?
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I'm gonna have the best
goddamn Sunday Funday ever
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- and figure it out later.
- Figure it out later,
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- dicks on a plane, Sunday Funday.
- Sunday Funday!
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Sunday Funday, biznitches!
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(women laughing)
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* Sunday Funday Better than a Monday *
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* Can only do it one way *
* And that is the drunk way *
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* Sunday Funday... *
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Bloody Mary and a triple whiskey
neat. For the love of God, hurry.
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* And that is the drunk way! *
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* I'm gonna leave you anyway *
* I'm gonna leave you anyway *
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Gonna leave you anyway.
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- Sync and corrections by brayanatsix -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I can't believe you agreed
to come to Sunday Funday...
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Just because I decided to
come to a "drinking" brunch
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does not mean I'm part
of your juvenile ritual.
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Jimmy, Sunday Funday is not juvenile.
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Sunday Funday is about participating
in fun activities with friends.
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Sunday Funday is about squeezing every drop
of life out of the weekend... before Monday.
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Right, neither of you has a job.
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You can not have a
job and still hate Mondays.
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- Like Garfield.
- Like Garfield, Jimmy... Garfield.
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Hmm, well, you picked
the right day to come...
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it's my turn.
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Oh, you take turns.
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Yeah, two weeks ago, I
made a list of activities.
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Last week was Lindser's.
Today is Edgar's.
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You may not believe this, but I
never got to lead a mission in Iraq.
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And I'm telling you, I
have designed the Ultimate
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Sunday Funday List Ever
of All Time... Ever.
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What does it say? "Mooch
off Jimmy, scream in your
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sleep, threaten people at Best Buy"?
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No... It's a surprise.
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Sunday Funday
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- * Sunday Funday. Sunday Funday. *
- * Ooh, yeah, baby *
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Can't get enough of the Sunday Now
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- * Funday, Sunday *
- * And... *
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- * Fun... *
- Really good stuff...
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- Really...
- Those are the kind of
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- people who do Sunday Funday.
- I'm from L.A.
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Fun hipster shit is just poor
Latino shit from ten years ago.
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- (Lindsay laughs)
- I'm telling you, this is gonna
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be the most underground, unique
and dope Sunday Funday Ever...
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Hey, man, you, uh, dropped this.
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- EDGAR (sighs): Thanks.
- Don't worry about it.
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Hey, I think it's really cool
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that you guys are doing
Sunday Funday, you know?
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I kind of started it. Recognize these?
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From Drive? (chuckles)
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All right, man, have fun. (giggles)
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- To Sunday Funday.
- (Edgar grunts)
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A Sunday, a Funday
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A better than a Monday.
Sunday Funday
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Sunday Funday
Beep, ba-boop, Sunday Funday
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Ooh, yeah.
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- Oh, see you.
- Ty invited
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Gretchen to go to Tribeca.
They're leaving tonight.
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- Tribeca?!
- It's the triangle
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- for canals, Jimmy.
- Tonight?
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Seriously? Well, that's fine.
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We're both free to do what we want.
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You really want Ty flying
Gretchen on a private
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- plane to a fancy film festival?
- Look, she's a big
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girl... she can make her own decisions.
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No, she can't! Her
decisions are 99% dog shit.
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She got LASIK at the Pasadena Flea Market.
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For some perverse reason,
you make her happy.
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So, ask yourself this:
Do you want Ty's claws even
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- deeper into her?
- Ready, Lindsanity?
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You know, on second thought,
I think I will witness
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this juvenile display myself.
There's near-constant drinking
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- involved, right?
- Near-constant.
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- Well... okay.
- Full squad!
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- Full squad.
- Full squad.
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Let's go! (Lindsay whoops)
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(sighs)
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Ew... Why are records so gross?
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(gasps) (whispers) Hey, look.
That other weird brunch group is here.
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- Oh, no.
- What?
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Back at the restaurant, I dropped the list
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- and that guy returned it.
- Aw, that was nice of him.
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No, don't you see? He copied the list.
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Otherwise, why would he be at
this exact, obscure record store?
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You're being paranoid.
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No... I've let important intel slip into
the wrong hands before. Najaf, 2009.
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That did not turn out well.
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Hey... pick a record, my treat.
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All right, big spender.
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- This one.
- (laughs)
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Genesis... good. Okay,
but not until you tell me
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if you are a Peter
Gabriel or a Phil Collins.
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- They're both good.
- What?
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I like them both. What's the big deal?
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The big deal is that you
cannot like two things
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which are diametrically opposed.
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Huh. And yet I do.
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Oh, hey... brunch guy.
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Oh, you know about this place, too?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, I-I love
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- it, it's so... authentic.
- Yeah.
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- That's why it was on my list.
- Oh, cool, yeah.
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Mine, too.
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- Cramp.
- Oh, good.
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Sunday Funday.
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(Ringleader speaking Spanish)
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- Look! A baby record.
- You rotten bitch!
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- You're leaving now?
- Paul has a work barbecue.
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I'm facing a major decision,
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and you're leaving me to go hang with those
calorie-counting Restylane-monsters?
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I hate the salad-eaters,
too, but I have to go.
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Just stay for one more
thing on the list. Please?
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Only if you buy me the little baby record.
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- Ow. Ow. Ow!
- You are the tensest
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- dude in the world.
- You can literally
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touch me anywhere. I'm not shy.
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Hey, Edgar, how did you
narrow it down to this
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massage spot? I mean,
after all, it's so much
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easier to just not make
choices, right, Gretch?
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- Here we go.
- What are you talking
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- about?
- Peter Gabriel versus
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- Phil Collins.
- Remember when Phil
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- Collins drowned a guy?
- That's not the story
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at all. That didn't happen.
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It was disproven a billion times.
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He sent the guy front-row tickets.
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Saying "both" is just a cop-out.
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All right, that's it. I'm
helping you figure it out.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, so I could ask you...
"Solsbury Hill" or
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- "Against All Odds."
- Both great.
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Okay. Aah!
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Wrong, which is why we're
going to come at this
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sideways, okay? Number
one: which do you prefer?
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Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
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Daniel Craig. Update
your references, old man.
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Daniel Craig? He looks like an upset baby.
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(Gretchen laughs)
Oh, my God, he does.
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Let it out. Throw it!
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Okay, eggs or pancakes?
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Which one's Phil Collins,
and which one's Peter Gabriel?
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Are you serious?
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- Edgar, what are we doing here?
- The most obscure taco
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stand... What?!
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Well, this place is over.
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Oh, cool. You guys know
about this place, too?
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Look, Jimmy, I like the
Tarzan soundtrack,
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and I like the crappy Vampire
Weekend song that name-checks
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Peter Gabriel. I'm down with it all.
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Why does this bother you so much?
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It's just such a lazy way of living.
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"Put it in my vagina or
my butt. I don't care."
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Sometimes you want both.
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Yeah, Jimmy. Sometimes you want both.
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(Gretchen mouthing words)
Anyway, your whole thesis is flawed.
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Not everything is one or the other.
Edgar is both a patriot and a skeptic.
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- True dat.
- Lindsay's both a wife and a skank.
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Recovering, but, yeah, totally.
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I'm professional and
completely unprofessional.
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- Well, that's true.
- And, you, Jimmy...
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you're... You're just one thing.
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- Exactly.
- Stop it.
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Oh, my God. (Lindsay screaming)
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(phone chimes)
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- Well, you're very popular today.
- I know. Sorry.
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There, I'm done. You
know why I don't want to
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pick Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins?
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Because you are just waiting
for me to pick wrong so you can
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judge me, and why would I
want to put myself through that?
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Because I'm asking you to.
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- You told him.
- What?! No.
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Gretch, stop overthinking everything.
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He's trying to be a
good sport and hang out.
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- Just enjoy it.
- Okay, I'll try,
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- but don't leave.
- I know, it's gonna
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suck so hard, but Paul
has been really patient.
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(Paul yawning)
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- Wait. Has Paul been...?
- You'll make the right decision.
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- What's next?
- Come on, I'll show
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you. It's the best one yet.
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- Faster! Faster!
- No, slow down!
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Shopping cart races
were my favorite as a kid.
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- Yeah!
- (group hoots and whoops)
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Jimmy! You okay?
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I just want to go home and shower!
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- What are we doing here?
- Open houses are on the
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list. Plus, this real estate lady
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always has freshly baked cookies.
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Great idea, Edgar. A free
activity where you can
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snoop on your neighbors
and judge their shitty taste?
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Yes, please. Get upstairs.
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What...?!
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Quick, take a shower.
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- Come on, what... here?
- Do what I say.
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I'll get you some dry
clothes. Sunday Funday.
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Oh, Gretchen, come on.
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Oh, right! I thought of another one, okay?
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Chekov's plays or
Chekov's short stor... (laughs)
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Gretchen?
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(Gretchen conversing, muffled)
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I know, it sounds amazing, Ty.
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I gotta go. I'll call you in a bit.
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The real estate lady said Jimmy left.
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He did?! Well, Sunday Funday's over.
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No! We can't quit now.
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We don't have a car.
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- Jimmy drove.
- Whoa.
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- Are you guys following us?
- You son of a bitch.
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- You stole my list.
- What are you
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- talking about?
- Edgar.
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Back at brunch, I dropped the list and he
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clearly copied everything on it.
He stole our Sunday Funday.
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- No, we didn't.
- Open houses are on
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your list, too?
And this exact two-bedroom
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- colonial charmer?
- We look for Patty
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Kohan's open houses.
She always has cookies.
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What's that in your hand,
man? Looks like a cookie.
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(laughs)
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I like your sweatshirt.
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Oh, my God, thanks.
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- How's your Sunday Funday going?
- Actually, I'm just
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using it as a distraction so I don't
have to decide between two guys.
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Oh, I hear you. I am in love with Keith.
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The guy with the man bun?
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We've been doing Sunday Funday for, like,
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two years, and he still
calls me Sloppy Sweatshirt Girl.
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So I totally understand
where you're coming from.
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Yeah, cool.
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- I need to talk to Lindsay.
- She's at Paul's
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West Side barbecue.
How are we gonna get there?
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We don't have a car. No.
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No.
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(Gretchen mouthing words)
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(women laughing)
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Excuse me. Ladies, I need to borrow dear
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Linds for a second. Toodles!
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I got it all
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I got it all indeed
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Got everything I want
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Everything I need
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But what I don't got is
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A feeling that's inside...
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They're not that bad.
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I knew it! There is one over there dressed
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head-to-toe in riding gear.
There is not a horse around
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- for miles.
- Anyway, this is your fault!
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- How?!
- Around you I'm never the cool one.
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But with them, I'm the
coolest. By, like, miles.
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First, you get married,
then you abandon me for
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these Botoxed pterodactyls.
I've never done that to you.
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I don't even have any other friends.
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Plus, you lied when you said
you were dreading coming here.
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I wasn't lying. That's the weird thing.
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I don't even know exactly
what I was dreading.
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I like the people. I like the food.
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- I don't know what it is.
- Sweetie, Jenna wants to
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know if she should serve your
spinach dip with water crackers
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- or toast points?
- Just go away!
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I'll be right there! So, yeah.
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I can't quite put my finger
on what it is I don't like here.
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What?
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I mean, I'm sure at some point,
everybody looks at their
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husband and is like, "Eh, that's my future.
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That's it. And why
does it smell like ham
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all the time?"
That's normal, right?
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- I hope not.
- I just wish I had
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- what you have.
- What do I have?
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Someone I wanted to do Sunday Funday with.
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Actually, he bailed.
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I was hoping he'd stick around
to help me figure out what to do
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about Ty, but he's...
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He's here!
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- Well, well.
- Hey.
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Listen, um...
(clears throat) Phil Collins...
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he has his merits, all right?
As lightweight and nutritionless
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they are. I mean really,
"Land of Confusion,"
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with is leaden pleas
for world peace and the
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healing power of love.
Thank you, George Bernard Shaw.
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Give me a fortnight to machete
my way through the dense...
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- Jimmy...
- Metaphoric thicket
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- of those lyrics.
- Jimmy...
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And while Peter Gabriel,
he's, he's complex,
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dark, you know, interesting.
I recognize that it can be nice
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to have some breezy
"No Reply at All" fun.
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You know, but following you around
all day today just trying
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to convince you what to do?
Well, it's... it's just made me
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feel, just-just made me
feel a-ashamed and jealous
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and low. Like Phil Collins when he
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- wrote "Sussudio."
- Jimmy...
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But if one day, right?
Eggs forced you to choose
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between themselves and pancakes,
and you chose the soggy,
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tasteless pancakes, and you
never ate eggs again, I'm just
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saying eggs... eggs would be really sad.
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- Jimmy.
- What?
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If you don't want me
to go on this trip,
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- just tell me.
- Don't go.
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Okay. I won't.
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So, just to be clear. On
one side, it's eggs,
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Peter Gabriel, and you, and on the
other side it's pancakes,
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- Phil Collins, and Ty?
- You know, I've been
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drinking all day and honestly
I'm not even sure anymore.
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Gretchen! I did it!
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Good for you, Sloppy Sweatshirt Girl.
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Good for... you. You
want to get out of here?
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Immediately.
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I just... things have been
messed up, and I guess I
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thought if I could do a good
job today, maybe I'd have the boost
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- to get my shit back on track.
- Yeah, well...
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- Sorry, man.
- It's not your fault.
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- All right.
- My list!
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- I knew it!
- Okay, okay, okay.
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Shit. Okay, look. Look,
these guys rely on me
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to come up with awesome, cool,
underground cultural shit to do
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every single week. You
know how much pressure
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that puts on me? I got
shingles trying to find
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a new Ethiopian restaurant.
Please don't blow up my spot,
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man. Please!
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Okay? I have trouble making friends.
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- Wow.
- What?
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I'm screwed up because
I saw my friends die.
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You're screwed up because...
you're just a really lame dude.
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Thanks for making me feel better.
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Wait, your friends died?
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The ones from today? What happened?!
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Hey. Yeah... yeah...
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There you are, honey.
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I came to a decision
about the toast points.
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(screams) Isabel was getting
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fussy and I asked Paul to hold
her for a second and she quieted
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- right up.
- I'm a natural.
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What about you? Gonna be ready
for one of these guys soon?
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Oh, my God! Aah!
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