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So, I was thinking about
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swinging by your office
today for lunch.
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You got time?
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No, sorry. I'm busy.
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I have to meet
with my boss.
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I have to kiss her butt
because she finally asked me
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to pitch
a new client with her.
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Then we have to discuss
the strategy
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for kissing
the client's butt
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and then execute
said butt-kissing plan.
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So that's what you
public relations people do --
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kiss butt all day.
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And make famous people
more famous.
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Hey, can you do something
for Billy Bob Thornton?
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I feel like I don't know
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what's going on
in his life anymore.
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Good morning.
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Hey, there she is now --
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my sister,
the Copy That girl.
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I know it's mannish
and homely,
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but on the bright side,
they made me pay for it.
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Well, at least you get
to work with Gary.
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I know.
That guy is in heaven.
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He has raised xeroxing
to an art form.
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He even figured out
how to copy parts of his body
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onto coffee mugs.
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Please tell me
that's his thumb!
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⪠Hey! âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠Hey! âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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So, I've had these
same old menus for a while,
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and I guess I could use
some new ones.
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Give me
your professional opinion.
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Frankly, I'm surprised
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you stayed in business
this long.
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What?
They're not that bad.
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Come on.
Helvetica Bold?
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It's a poor man's font.
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We'll upgrade you
with a lovely Palatino.
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Perhaps
a nice 18 point --
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no, no, no, no, no.
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14 point.
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Just make me some
without stains, dude.
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Hey, I didn't know
you were here.
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Yeah,
I thought I'd stop by
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and throw
some business your way.
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So, one girl working
with a bunch of guys, huh?
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You must like the odds.
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Yeah. If I was into
Dungeons & Dragons
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and comic book conventions,
I'd be their queen.
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Hey! I picked you up
a double vanilla soy latte.
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That's what you like,
right?
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Oh, thanks, Jake.
That's sweet.
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You didn't have to do that.
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By the way,
the color copier
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needs toner, and I couldn't
find the magenta.
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Oh, I'll take care of it.
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The color copier's
kind of tricky.
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What?
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Jake, huh? Nice!
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Do you want his number?
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Okay, play it cool.
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I respect that.
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You just enjoy
that latte.
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I bet it's sweet --
like Jake.
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Okay, people,
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which one of you jokers
ate my last go-gurt?
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Besides,
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my heart belongs
to Sheldon.
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So, up to now,
the Philharmonic image
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has been stuffy,
you know?
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So how do we make them
accessible to young people?
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Well, um, I was thinking,
they're musicians.
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There's nothing
cooler than musicians,
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so I say we make them
rock stars.
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Put up a series
of billboards
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with the horn section
dressed as Ozzy Osbourne
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or the string section
doing this thing.
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Yeah...
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but no.
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Um, Susan, is it me,
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or have you lost
a ton of weight lately?
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11 1/2 pounds.
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It's my new
macrobiotic diet.
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Oh. Well, you look
macro-fantastic!
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Thank you.
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Let's explore
your billboard idea.
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Yeah. This thing --
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starting to make sense
to me.
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Okay, um, great.
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I think the best way
for us to reach
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our target demog --
oh, my.
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You okay?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm fine.
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Okay.
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- Excuse me, Susan?
- Yes.
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I need you to sign
these contracts.
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Thank you.
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[ sniffing ]
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[ whispering ]
Oh, jeez!
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She stinks!
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Oh, come on.
How bad could it be?
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What does it smell like?
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Mushroom soup.
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Unholy mushroom soup.
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All right, uh, you know,
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in the restaurant business,
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we're often confronted
with foul orders.
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Like our backroom --
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it's a mixture of onions,
garbage,
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dirty uniforms --
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Jeff, I have a lot of smells
on my plate right now.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How was work?
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Fine. What stinks?
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Oh, God!
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It's on me!
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I'm gonna go change.
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So, how's Jake, huh?
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The J-man?
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Sweet Jakey cake?
Ooh.
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Don't you have something
better to do?
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No.
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Look, I saw you and Jake
together, all right?
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The heat was undeniable.
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Why don't you just
go for it?
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There is nothing
to go for.
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For starters,
his last name is Wood.
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So?
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So? Holly Wood?
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Why even
go down that road?
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Well, then you got
a problem on your hands,
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'cause he's obviously
into you,
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and you're sending him signs
that you're into him, too.
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Like what?
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Did you or did you not
touch his arm?
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I touched it,
I didn't lick it.
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Oh, man, it's Amy Teplin
all over again.
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Junior year, I had
a huge crush on her,
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and I was positive
she liked me, too.
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So I go over to Amy's house
to make my move,
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and what do I find?
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Amy Teplin in her pool
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skinny-dipping
with Scott McCoy.
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Do you understand
what I'm trying to tell you?
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That Amy Teplin
was a slut?
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No! I was crushed!
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I stood there
hiding behind a bush
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for 45 minutes
watching the love of my life
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swimming naked
with another guy.
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45 minutes?
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My mom dropped me off.
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I had to wait for her
to pick me up.
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Look, what I'm trying
to tell you is
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that if you don't like Jake,
you got to tell him.
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Set him free, Holly.
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Set him free.
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There is nothing
to set free.
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Trust me, you're wrong.
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Okay.
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So, did you ever talk
to Amy Teplin again?
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Well, I saw her
at our class reunion.
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Ugh. 10 years
of chain-smoking
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really did a number
on her.
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She could hardly draw
a full breath,
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and teeth looked like
an ear of Indian corn.
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Ew!
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I know, so I only made out
with her for a little while.
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Wow! These menus
are incredible!
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You really did
a great job.
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Did you notice
the craftsmanship?
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Gold leaf embossing,
linen paper.
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Rub the leather, man.
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Go ahead.
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You know you want to.
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Feels good.
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How much is it going
to cost me?
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$88.
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I can handle that.
How many do I get?
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That one.
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Gary, I need 100 menus.
I can't afford that!
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Look, just run off
a bunch of my old ones,
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and that'll be fine.
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Whoa. Run off
a bunch of the old ones?
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Jeff, do you know
what you get
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when you take the "art"
out of "artist"?
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Ist.
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And I don't mind
telling you,
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I'm a little
ist off right now.
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Whew, I need a break.
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Then I'm just in time.
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Ahh. A latte.
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From a friend.
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Thanks a latte.
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[ coughing ]
Amy Teplin.
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Um, Jake, can I see you
for a second
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in the break room?
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Sure.
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Oh. Hey, Sheldon,
can we have a second?
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But I just made my tea.
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Okay. But I don't like
moving with hot liquids.
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This is kind of awkward.
Uh...
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I kind of get the feeling
that you like me.
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And don't get me wrong,
I like you, too.
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It's just, uh, if you,
like, like me like me,
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then I have to tell you
that I don't like you
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like you like me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You think I have
a thing for you?
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Don't you?
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Ha ha. No.
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Please!
Why would you think that?
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You bought me lattes,
you let me touch your arm.
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Yesterday,
with the color copier,
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you were all over that.
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Look, I don't like you.
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I was just trying
to be nice, but I'll stop.
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Oh, look,
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I feel so stupid.
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Just do me a favor and forget
I even said anything.
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Sure.
Don't worry about it.
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[ Sheldon ]: Excuse me,
but I'll have you both know
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that just about
scalded a nipple.
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So, who's going to be
in this meeting?
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Well, probably just
the executive director
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of the Philharmonic
and his assistant.
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So you know the drill.
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We sit down, we talk...
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butt-kiss, butt-kiss.
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[ laughing ]
Right, right,
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right, right.
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Um, Susan, I got you
a present.
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Oh!
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Val!
Soaps and scented lotions?
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Mm-hmm.
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You did not have to.
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Oh, I had to.
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It's a thank-you
for the opportunity
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to work with you
on this account.
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What do you say?
Right now, lotion party.
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This is so thoughtful
of you.
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I actually have
very sensitive skin.
259
00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:15,435
If I used this stuff,
I would break out in hives.
260
00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,337
You would not want
to be around me.
261
00:10:17,371 --> 00:10:20,105
I don't know. I can
tolerate quite a bit.
262
00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:23,041
- Excuse me, Susan?
- Yes?
263
00:10:23,076 --> 00:10:25,044
Paul Cody called
from the Philharmonic.
264
00:10:25,078 --> 00:10:26,579
His schedule changed,
265
00:10:26,613 --> 00:10:28,480
so the only way you and Val
can meet with him
266
00:10:28,515 --> 00:10:31,049
is in his limo
on his way to the airport.
267
00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:32,384
Oh, no.
268
00:10:32,418 --> 00:10:34,352
Uh, should we reschedule?
269
00:10:34,386 --> 00:10:35,652
No, no, this is perfect.
270
00:10:35,687 --> 00:10:37,187
When you're pitching
a client,
271
00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:38,388
it's good to be
in a confined space
272
00:10:38,422 --> 00:10:39,689
so nobody can get out.
273
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,392
Mm, right. Trapped.
Perfect.
274
00:10:42,426 --> 00:10:44,760
And your nutritionist
is on line one.
275
00:10:44,795 --> 00:10:46,895
Oh, better take that.
I want to see if it's okay
276
00:10:46,930 --> 00:10:50,332
if I can double up
on the algae.
277
00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:53,801
Hey, like those earrings.
Cute.
278
00:10:56,271 --> 00:10:57,871
I feel for you.
279
00:10:57,905 --> 00:10:59,406
Thank you.
280
00:11:05,111 --> 00:11:06,245
Hey, guys.
281
00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:07,613
Oh, hey, Holly.
282
00:11:07,647 --> 00:11:08,947
I wrote down your schedule
for next week.
283
00:11:08,982 --> 00:11:10,716
Oh. Thanks, Sheldon.
284
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:13,451
And by the way, this doesn't
mean I'm in love with you.
285
00:11:13,485 --> 00:11:15,586
[ laughing ]
286
00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:16,687
What?
287
00:11:18,289 --> 00:11:20,857
[ laughing ]
288
00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:22,625
Oh, my God,
you told them?
289
00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:25,528
Ah, yeah.
Pretty funny, huh?
290
00:11:25,562 --> 00:11:27,429
No, that's not funny
at all!
291
00:11:27,464 --> 00:11:29,365
Hey, Holly, your sister
called earlier,
292
00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,399
but I'm only telling you this
as a friend.
293
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,868
[ laughing ]
294
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,270
Jake, break room, now!
295
00:11:36,305 --> 00:11:38,038
Uh-oh. Look out, guys.
296
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,740
She's gonna rip
my heart out again!
297
00:11:39,774 --> 00:11:43,143
I'll call 911.
298
00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:45,278
Don't.
I have brittle bones.
299
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,273
What is your problem?
300
00:11:56,307 --> 00:11:58,641
So I thought you had a crush
on me, and I was wrong.
301
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,710
Did you really have
to go and tell everyone?
302
00:12:00,744 --> 00:12:02,845
Yeah, I kind of did.
303
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,781
Oh, my God, those guys
must think I am so conceited.
304
00:12:06,816 --> 00:12:08,149
How could you do that?
305
00:12:08,183 --> 00:12:09,784
Look, Holly,
here's the thing.
306
00:12:09,818 --> 00:12:11,318
If those guys knew
I liked you
307
00:12:11,353 --> 00:12:12,853
and then got shot down
by you,
308
00:12:12,887 --> 00:12:14,387
it would blow
my reputation.
309
00:12:14,422 --> 00:12:15,655
As?
310
00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:18,591
As a stone-cold playa.
311
00:12:20,327 --> 00:12:23,161
Wait a second.
You just said you liked me.
312
00:12:23,196 --> 00:12:25,163
Yeah, I'll admit,
you're not bad.
313
00:12:25,197 --> 00:12:27,164
Look, I'm doing us both
a favor.
314
00:12:27,199 --> 00:12:29,299
Now we won't have to worry
about any of those
315
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,835
awkward moments
here at work.
316
00:12:31,869 --> 00:12:33,737
Well, at least I won't.
317
00:12:33,771 --> 00:12:37,273
You are so not a playa.
318
00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:39,709
I'm just as God made me.
319
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,280
So, what's up?
320
00:12:46,315 --> 00:12:48,249
You liked this menu
I designed, didn't you?
321
00:12:48,283 --> 00:12:51,150
The nice paper,
and the leather...
322
00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:52,818
[ sniffs ]
323
00:12:52,852 --> 00:12:54,653
smells like a man,
324
00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:57,421
but feels like a woman.
325
00:12:57,456 --> 00:12:59,656
Look, I told you,
I loved it.
326
00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:01,090
I thought it was great,
327
00:13:01,124 --> 00:13:02,325
but I can't afford it.
328
00:13:02,359 --> 00:13:03,826
Ah, but what if you could?
329
00:13:03,861 --> 00:13:05,996
Look, look,
check this out.
330
00:13:06,031 --> 00:13:07,664
Okay, question --
331
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:11,100
why is the chicken ravioli
now $56.95?
332
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:13,166
Well, you make a little
more on the food,
333
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,967
and you can afford my elegant
hand-crafted menus.
334
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,469
Everybody's happy.
335
00:13:16,503 --> 00:13:18,506
Look, I really appreciate
what you've done,
336
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:20,008
but I've actually already
ordered my menus...
337
00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,342
from someone else.
338
00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:23,344
Hey, I've got the last box
here, Jeff.
339
00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:25,179
I'll put them in the back
with the others.
340
00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:26,713
What up, G?
341
00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:31,451
Oh, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
342
00:13:31,486 --> 00:13:33,553
I guess I should.
But I'm kinda not.
343
00:13:33,587 --> 00:13:36,789
Well, you know, I consider
this a slap in the face, man.
344
00:13:36,824 --> 00:13:38,357
I will never spend
another dime
345
00:13:38,392 --> 00:13:40,126
in your establishment
again.
346
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,127
You never do. I never
charge you for anything.
347
00:13:42,161 --> 00:13:44,362
True. Can I get
a calamari to go?
348
00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:45,663
- In the kitchen.
- All right.
349
00:13:45,698 --> 00:13:47,532
Hey, how's it going?
350
00:13:47,566 --> 00:13:49,133
Not so great.
351
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:50,867
Because of you,
I am going to be
352
00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:52,568
the biggest joke
in Copy That history,
353
00:13:52,603 --> 00:13:54,403
and that is saying a lot
considering Sheldon once
354
00:13:54,438 --> 00:13:55,905
made out
with a broom for money.
355
00:13:55,939 --> 00:13:58,473
It was a mop!
356
00:13:58,508 --> 00:14:00,041
I did what you said.
357
00:14:00,076 --> 00:14:01,876
I told Jake I knew
he had a thing for me,
358
00:14:01,911 --> 00:14:03,378
but he denied it.
359
00:14:03,412 --> 00:14:05,212
Then he told everyone
what I said,
360
00:14:05,246 --> 00:14:07,314
and now they all think
I am conceited.
361
00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:08,715
Are you saying
he denied the heat?
362
00:14:08,749 --> 00:14:10,216
No, no, he liked me.
363
00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:12,885
He just didn't like
being rejected by me.
364
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,720
Oh, so he did like you,
365
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,555
but you rejected him
first,
366
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,390
and he turned it around
to make you
367
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,891
the object of ridicule.
368
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,426
- My God!
- I know!
369
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,294
That kid's a genius.
370
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,333
I want to thank you two
for meeting me like this.
371
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,934
I know it's inconvenient,
372
00:14:30,968 --> 00:14:32,234
but this is the only
opportunity that I had.
373
00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:33,535
No problem at all.
374
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,370
We are just so excited
to be taking
375
00:14:35,404 --> 00:14:37,372
the Philharmonic
in a new direction.
376
00:14:37,406 --> 00:14:38,740
Just hope that --
377
00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:41,243
[ coughs ]
Good lord.
378
00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:44,246
Is that smell
coming from the heater?
379
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,580
I don't smell anything.
380
00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:46,681
- Phew.
- Is it --
381
00:14:46,716 --> 00:14:48,583
Oh!
382
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,753
I'm clear.
383
00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:54,688
You know what, guys?
384
00:14:54,722 --> 00:14:56,122
It's me.
385
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,255
It's you?
386
00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:59,090
It's my, uh,
mushroom soup.
387
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,127
Since our schedule changed,
I didn't think
388
00:15:01,162 --> 00:15:02,562
we'd have time for lunch,
389
00:15:02,596 --> 00:15:03,696
so I brought soup
for everybody.
390
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:05,230
Mmm, mushroom.
391
00:15:05,264 --> 00:15:06,931
No, thanks.
392
00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:08,565
Well, okay.
393
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,867
I hope you don't mind
if I go ahead.
394
00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:12,936
No, be my guest,
but be careful.
395
00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:15,604
It smells kind of rancid.
396
00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:17,939
So, anyway,
here's our concept.
397
00:15:17,974 --> 00:15:20,242
The Philharmonic
is musicians,
398
00:15:20,276 --> 00:15:21,876
and there's...
399
00:15:21,911 --> 00:15:23,945
nothing cooler
than musicians.
400
00:15:23,979 --> 00:15:26,780
So we call our campaign
"We will rock you."
401
00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:28,115
Oh!
402
00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:30,617
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
403
00:15:30,652 --> 00:15:31,885
It's all right.
404
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,420
- Accidents happen.
- You know what?
405
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,621
You've got it all over
your shoe.
406
00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:35,822
No, it's ok --
407
00:15:35,856 --> 00:15:36,956
Let me get that.
408
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,824
[ coughs ]
409
00:15:44,697 --> 00:15:47,331
[ inhales deeply ]
410
00:16:04,846 --> 00:16:07,014
Hey, Ernie said
you wanted to talk to me.
411
00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:10,884
Ahh. Yeah.
Sit down, Jake.
412
00:16:12,853 --> 00:16:14,086
What's up?
413
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,754
What's up?
414
00:16:15,789 --> 00:16:17,622
I'll tell you
what's up.
415
00:16:17,657 --> 00:16:21,692
I am -- half the night.
416
00:16:21,727 --> 00:16:24,995
Struggling
with this...
417
00:16:25,029 --> 00:16:27,464
tension.
418
00:16:27,498 --> 00:16:29,132
Like a charlie horse?
419
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:32,101
Like a charlie horse
of the heart.
420
00:16:32,135 --> 00:16:34,803
What are you
talking about?
421
00:16:34,837 --> 00:16:37,504
Do you remember
what you said to me, Jake?
422
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,307
We were sitting right here,
and you looked at me,
423
00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:41,675
and you said,
424
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,477
"I'll admit it.
You're not bad."
425
00:16:44,512 --> 00:16:48,013
Well, those are very
powerful words, Jake.
426
00:16:48,047 --> 00:16:49,548
So?
427
00:16:49,582 --> 00:16:52,685
So, those words
made me realize
428
00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:55,053
that you're not so bad
yourself.
429
00:16:55,088 --> 00:16:56,688
And...
430
00:16:56,722 --> 00:17:00,124
when you put two
not-so-bad people together,
431
00:17:00,158 --> 00:17:04,527
you get really bad.
432
00:17:04,561 --> 00:17:06,061
I'm sorry. What?
433
00:17:06,095 --> 00:17:08,630
I have feelings
for you, Jake.
434
00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:09,998
Whoa.
435
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:13,035
No, no, don't be scared.
436
00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:15,871
Wait. Uh, not here.
437
00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:17,772
It wouldn't be right.
438
00:17:17,807 --> 00:17:19,007
Here.
439
00:17:20,576 --> 00:17:23,544
I always imagined
it would be here.
440
00:17:23,578 --> 00:17:24,911
[ chuckles ]
441
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,881
Wow.
442
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:32,151
I think I actually saw
a flash of light.
443
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,320
Really? I got nothing.
Oh, well.
444
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:38,322
So -- so that's it?
It's over?
445
00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:40,991
Don't feel bad. I heard
Sheldon's broom is available.
446
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:42,660
It was a mop,
447
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,695
and it's available
when I say so!
448
00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:52,067
[ knock on door ]
449
00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:54,003
I just heard from Paul.
We got it.
450
00:17:54,037 --> 00:17:55,938
The Philharmonic
is our newest client.
451
00:17:55,972 --> 00:17:57,940
Really?
Oh, that's great!
452
00:17:57,974 --> 00:17:59,474
Oh, no.
453
00:18:02,744 --> 00:18:06,846
Val, congratulations.
454
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,847
And, listen, I --
455
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,615
I feel like
we're close enough now
456
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:12,383
that I can tell you
something personal.
457
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:14,252
Oh, uh, okay.
458
00:18:14,286 --> 00:18:17,087
Sometimes, when we're
in close quarters,
459
00:18:17,122 --> 00:18:19,256
your perfume is a little
overwhelming.
460
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:20,857
Gives me a headache.
461
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,758
Oh.
462
00:18:22,793 --> 00:18:25,527
Uh, thank you
for telling me.
463
00:18:25,561 --> 00:18:29,597
Susan, um, since we're
being open
464
00:18:29,632 --> 00:18:31,866
with each other now,
um...
465
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:35,369
I hope you don't mind
if I tell you that you --
466
00:18:35,403 --> 00:18:37,871
Yes?
467
00:18:37,905 --> 00:18:39,439
Inspire me.
468
00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:42,908
Oh...
469
00:18:42,943 --> 00:18:45,844
Okay.
470
00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:54,218
How much longer
on my picture?
471
00:18:54,252 --> 00:18:56,286
It's printing now.
Just a couple of minutes.
472
00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:57,788
Picture number 10, right?
473
00:18:57,822 --> 00:18:59,122
Yes, picture 10.
474
00:18:59,156 --> 00:19:01,090
Thank you so much, Gary.
I love you.
475
00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:03,259
Hey, look, we're just
friends, right?
476
00:19:06,163 --> 00:19:07,597
Excuse me.
477
00:19:07,631 --> 00:19:11,166
All right, I know you all
think I am conceited.
478
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:13,335
[ mumbling in agreement ]
479
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,971
And you've all had
a lot of fun at my expense.
480
00:19:17,006 --> 00:19:19,973
Sheldon, I've seen you
snickering behind your teacup.
481
00:19:20,008 --> 00:19:23,177
Ernie, your whispers
have stung me.
482
00:19:23,211 --> 00:19:24,811
But the fun is over,
fellas,
483
00:19:24,846 --> 00:19:27,146
because I am about
to show you something
484
00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:29,148
that will make it
very clear
485
00:19:29,182 --> 00:19:32,184
why I would think
old Jakey cakes here liked me.
486
00:19:32,218 --> 00:19:36,154
So, if you guys are ready,
487
00:19:36,188 --> 00:19:39,356
feast your eyes
on this...
488
00:19:39,391 --> 00:19:42,025
Ah! Ha ha!
489
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:45,161
Takes your breath away,
doesn't it?
490
00:19:45,196 --> 00:19:47,329
Ha ha. Ha ha.
491
00:19:47,364 --> 00:19:49,598
Oh, my God.
492
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:52,334
All right, we get it.
You think you're hot.
493
00:19:52,369 --> 00:19:55,337
Can I get a copy
of that?
494
00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:57,605
I said picture number 10.
495
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,373
This is picture
number 10.
496
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,108
Personally, I would
have gone with number 11,
497
00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:03,043
the one where you're
kissing Jake,
498
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,911
'cause this one right here
makes you look conceited.
499
00:20:11,818 --> 00:20:13,551
So, you and Susan
are going to be working
500
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,153
with each other
for a long time.
501
00:20:15,187 --> 00:20:17,021
How are you going
to survive it?
502
00:20:17,056 --> 00:20:18,789
Well, she's only a few pounds
away from her target weight,
503
00:20:18,824 --> 00:20:20,791
so eventually she'll start
eating real food
504
00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:22,793
and the funk will go away.
505
00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:25,428
But when is the funk
going to go away from you?
506
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,864
Listen, this stank
is contagious,
507
00:20:28,899 --> 00:20:30,199
and I will hug you.
508
00:20:31,935 --> 00:20:33,301
How are things at work?
509
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:34,802
Those guys still
making fun of you?
510
00:20:34,837 --> 00:20:36,370
No, it all blew over.
511
00:20:36,405 --> 00:20:38,239
They're on to the next
thing -- thanks to Gary.
512
00:20:38,273 --> 00:20:39,473
What did he do?
513
00:20:39,508 --> 00:20:41,208
I don't know.
He won't tell me.
514
00:20:41,242 --> 00:20:42,910
But he said no one would be
talking about me anymore.
515
00:20:42,944 --> 00:20:44,478
Oh, he is so sweet.
516
00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:47,079
I know. He's got
such a big heart.
517
00:20:47,114 --> 00:20:49,648
All right, fellas,
let's see the money.
518
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,683
What? No money, no funny.
519
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,021
Okay, tonight,
a very special presentation
520
00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:01,225
of "Sheldon eats
and/or kisses stuff."
521
00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:05,262
I give you
the wet/dry vac.
522
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:08,164
[ men gasp ]
523
00:21:08,198 --> 00:21:11,834
Obviously,
tonight will be kissing.
524
00:21:11,868 --> 00:21:13,368
Are you going
to turn it on?
525
00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:15,270
I'm going to do my best.
526
00:21:19,074 --> 00:21:20,875
[ vacuum whirring ]
527
00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:25,475
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