All language subtitles for Walker s02e12 The Big Bingo Bamboozle.eng

Under the I, 16. I, 16.

- I'm gonna win this.
- Under the N, 36.

N, 36.

Under the O, 63. O, 63.

Remember, the name
of the game is Crazy T.

One column across the top,
one down the middle. Double jackpot.

Under the N, 44. N, 44.

Under the B, nine. B, nine.

- Bingo!
- Possible bingo.

All right, everyone, this is a bust.
Stay seated.

Stay down.

Turn that off, please.

Sit down, pal.

You're kidding me.

I'm counting.

Oh, my God.

Look, guys,
I don't have time for this.

Can't we do this peacefully?

Say please.

Please.

Don't give me that look, Walker.

I can't believe you sent me
on a bingo bust.

Well, start believing.

Bingo brings in $200 million a year
in Texas,

and we believe a lot of that
is laundered.

Very interesting,
but what's that got to do with me?

The bingo parlor that you busted
last night belonged to Ricky Ricketts.

- Are you sure?
- I've got a witness in my office.

- Now I'm interested.
- If we can get her to the grand jury,

there's a chance
that we can finally get this guy.

Speak of the devil.

- Long time no see, Walker.
- Not long enough, Ricketts.

I'm willing to forget the past
if you are.

- What do you say?
- I'm not willing to forget anything.

And I made a promise
a long time ago

to bust that sleazy operation
of yours, and I will.

Mr. Ricketts came here voluntarily

to counter the ludicrous charges being
brought against his establishment.

Now, I see no reason for threats.

I didn't make a threat, counselor.

I made a promise.

We've got a witness this time.

And this witness is gonna put you
behind bars for the rest of your life.

It'll end up the way it always does.

I win, you lose.

Don't count on it.

See you again real soon.

Real soon.

Thank you.

Ranger Cordell Walker,

I'd like you to meet Elaine Portugal,
our star witness.

Mr. Walker, do you mind telling me
what this is all about?

I've never been so scared in my life.

I mean, all these police
and the guns.

- Mrs. Portugal...
- No, please, everyone calls me Elaine.

We've been watching this operation
for the past several months,

and each day,
the bingo parlor takes in $2,000.

Well, they've been reporting
$20,000.

We have reason to believe that
the excess is laundered drug money.

Oh, no.

Oh, I had no idea.

- Mrs. Portugal...
- Please, Elaine.

Elaine, the man you work for,
Ricky Ricketts,

has been convicted
of manslaughter,

and a suspect
in several other killings.

Oh, my. Killings?

Oh, he looks like such a nice boy.

You counted all that money

and you never made the connection
between the small crowds

and the large amount of cash
that was coming in?

No, no, you see, I work in the back.
I never see any customers.

Elaine, you expect us
to believe that?

Well, why should I lie to you?

Look at me. Am I a gangster?

No, I'm a widow on a fixed income.

Well, I did one thing that was wrong.

See, I got paid in cash
so I wouldn't lose my benefits.

I suppose you could report me
to social security.

We don't want to report you.

We want you to testify
against Ricky Ricketts.

- Testify? Me?
- You.

Oh, look, Mr. Walker,
I wanna do the right thing,

but if Ricketts is as bad
as you say he is, he'll kill me if I talk.

Elaine, if you don't testify
and we let you go,

Ricketts is gonna come after you,

and there's nothing we can do
to protect you.

So, what you're telling me
is I don't have any choice.

I'm gonna be a stool pigeon?

You know, maybe if I had
gone further in school,

I might have had a nice career
like you, but in my day, they said,

"Get married, have children,
make a home."

And they look at me now.
I'm a criminal.

You're not a criminal if you'll testify.

Where's the good news?

Ricky, it's me, Oscar.

Done yet?

Not yet. We had a little problem.

I don't like problems.

The thing is, the Rangers
have been with her all day.

We couldn't set anything up.

Where is she now?

We're gonna be right on her tail.
No problem.

No problem?

My home is locked up,
my assets are frozen,

I'm paying 500 bucks an hour
for lawyers, they got a witness,

Walker's on my case.
Don't tell me "no problem."

Boss, she's an old lady.
How much trouble could she be?

Enough that we should have
whacked her last week.

Don't call me
until you got good news.

It's as good as done.

- I'll see you later.
- Okay.

- You're not coming with us?
- No, you'll be fine with Alex.

You be careful today, Mr. Ranger.
I'm depending on you.

Don't worry, Elaine.

He's such a nice guy.

What do you think you're gonna find
at Ricketts' warehouse?

Won't know until I look.

Bingo.

Are you sure
I can't help you in there?

I used to cook every night
for my husband, Irving.

- How long were you married?
- Thirty-seven years.

And then last year he had a stroke,
and in a week, he was gone.

But I'm so used to cooking for two,
so that I always cook too much.

No, no, no, eat the soup first,
while it's hot.

- This is great.
- It's matzo ball.

It's wonderful.

It's chicken broth
with matzo dumplings.

Eat, darling, eat.

So you seeing anybody?

- Not really.
- No?

What about that Ranger fellow?

He's a very handsome man.

Yes, he is, but we're just friends.

Oh, yeah?

I saw you together with him today.

He looks at you like a wolf
looking at a pork chop.

Well, maybe we're a little bit
more than friends.

So, what are you waiting for?

We work together a lot

and I'm afraid if we had
a relationship outside the office,

it would impact the relationship
inside the office.

Darling, when you get to be my age,

you're alone a lot,
and love is such a rare thing.

Don't throw it away.

You know, maybe you're right.

Maybe I should get out
a little more often.

I feel a little dizzy.

Are you all right?

- You want me to get you anything?
- No.

- Can I call a doctor?
- No, no,

I think I'd just like to go over there
and lie down.

Okay, okay, okay, here.

Okay, come.
All right, hold on to me. Okay.

Oh, it's okay. I got you.
Here, here, here.

I'll get you some water.

Sleep, princess, sleep.

Ms. Portugal? Ms. Portugal?

You lowlife, attacking an old woman.

Don't hit me with that damn purse.
I'm C.D. Parker.

I'm a Texas Ranger.
Been one for 28 years.

- You got any identification?
- Yes, ma'am.

Cordell Walker sent me over here
to watch you and Alex's apartment.

You almost gave me a heart attack.

- Did I hurt you?
- I'm all right.

What are you doing out
this time of night?

Where's Alex?

Oh, the poor darling, she was
exhausted, so she's taking a nap.

I just came out to take a walk,
get some fresh air.

I've been cooped up upstairs all day.

That might not be a good idea.

Might be some people looking for you.
Let's go back up to the apartment.

Oh, I don't wanna bother you.

I'll just finish my walk,
then I'll go up.

No, ma'am, I think we should go on
back to the apartment.

Well, who am I to argue
with a Texas Ranger?

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, dear. Oh, well, you know,

it's been a very long time
since a gentleman escorted me home.

Yes, ma'am. I'll just walk you up
to Alex's apartment.

Okay, but no hanky-panky
at the door.

Hanky-panky?

I like you.
You got a good sense of humor.

Hanky-panky, my eye.

Alex. Alex, it's C.D.

C. D?

Alex?

Oh, did we wake you, darling?
You were sleeping so peacefully.

Where did you go?

Well, she took off like a sage hen in a
thunderstorm. That's where she went.

You didn't. Elaine, do you know
how dangerous that could be?

Hey, I used to walk in
Central Park at midnight.

Don't talk to me about danger.

Oh, anyway,
I didn't mean to upset you.

I won't do it again.

Boy, this sure does look good.

Elaine made us dinner.

How would you like a nice bowl
of chicken soup, huh?

Lt'd be good for you.
I can get some fresh in the kitchen.

I don't think so. I'll just have a latke.

How do you know from latke?

I know a lot of things
about a lot of food.

I'm a gourmet.

Well, back to the salt mine.

Goodbye.

You know, that soup was good
and I'm still hungry.

Oh, no, honey, no, no, no.
It's cold now. No.

You know what?
I'll make you a couple of eggs.

You're sweet.

You know,
between you and those Rangers,

I think Mr. Ricky Ricketts
had better watch himself.

All right, the scientific method
of police work.

This is how
the Ricketts operation works.

- Walker?
- Oh, I'm all ears.

All right, the ships leave Colombia
with the cocaine on board,

they dock at the Galveston Harbor.

At one of the piers
that Ricketts controls,

- and so anything can go through.
- Right.

And then the cocaine is loaded on
trucks owned by... You'll never guess.

Ricketts' Fruit & Nut Company.

That's right. How'd you know that?

It's on the box.

Anyway...

...the cocaine is distributed
to the dealers,

the dealers sell it, they turn over
the cash to Ricketts' men,

who load it into boxes
of bingo cards

that are delivered
to the back of the parlor.

And then the dirty money is mixed in
with the clean bingo money.

Then all of the money is reported clean
to the Texas Bingo Commission.

- Right.
- Yeah, right.

Well, I enjoyed the lecture.
Learned a lot, Trivette.

- Now let's go pick up our star witness.
- He can't.

He is helping me make arrangements
for San Antonio.

San Antonio?

Yeah, Alex wants a change of venue

because she doesn't want
Ricketts' attorney

to say that the jury
was influenced by the media.

I just wanna make it really difficult
for him to find a friendly judge.

Well, San Antonio it is.

Trust me, I know from goods.

See, my late husband
was a tailor all of his life.

So I'll give you the name and
the address in New York, all right?

Oh, I was just telling the boys
that my nephew is in the rag trade,

and that even with shipping,
the price is right for the suits.

I'm sure they appreciate it,
but now we gotta get going.

Okay. I'll give Walker the address, so
you just mention my name, you know.

It wouldn't hurt you to have a nice suit
or two hanging in your closet.

I'll remember that.

You got a big family
out at your place?

No, just me.

A good-looking guy like you should be
married and have lots of kids.

Maybe someday.

There's nothing wrong with Alex.

She's a beautiful girl and,
boy, she's smart,

- and I see the way she looks at you.
- Elaine, maybe someday.

Sorry. Sometimes I get nosy.

I know I should shut up, but...

Okay.

You know, I talk about family
because I miss my late husband,

and when all this is over, I'm gonna
go to San Marcos and visit his grave.

Mr. Walker, you are a terrific man.

I only wish I had a son like you.

Thanks, Elaine.

Eat up. Eat up, hon,
that's some mighty good stuff.

It's hot.

Did I hear somebody say
"free food"?

Come on in, Jimmy.
Feeding time at the zoo.

- Hi, Ranger Trivette.
- What do you say?

What a nice surprise.
You here for this kick-ass chili?

Oh, excuse my expression.

Yeah, it's my favorite.

Do you recognize these guys,
Elaine?

Yeah, these two.

Sometimes I see them loading the van
in back of the bingo hall.

- Oscar Kane and Hector Johnson.
- Who?

Ricketts' top two goons.
Aggravated assault, armed robbery.

They got rap sheets
as long as your arm. Thank you.

How about this other guy?

Is this Ricketts man
gonna try to kill me?

It's a possibility, Elaine.

Well, he's gonna have a tough time,

with three strong Rangers
protecting me.

Lady, he fools with you, we'll put him
on the wrong side of the grass.

So you strain the cabbage first,
you go easy on the mayonnaise.

See, it doesn't get mushy that way.
Not that yours wasn't terrific.

Well, I'll try that next time.

- I thought it was pretty good, C.D.
- Thanks.

I'm gonna make you matzo brei
someday.

- You're gonna love it.
- Yeah, I'll bet.

I'm gonna get out of here, okay?

- Drive carefully.
- The dishes, Jimmy.

Boy, you got a beautiful place here.
I gotta give you that.

This is where you forget
the Ricketts of the world.

- We'd better turn in.
- Okay.

- You coming?
- No, I think I'll sit outside for a while.

All right, if it gets cold,
you come inside.

Yes, ma'am.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- You have good friends.
- That I do.

Everything's gonna be all right,
isn't it?

Everything will be fine.
C.D.'ll be out in front, I'll be upstairs.

- You have nothing to worry about.
- You know something?

When you say it, I believe it.

- Good night.
- Good night, hon.

Walker, sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

- Oh, I thought you'd gone to bed.
- Oh, I just couldn't sleep.

- Well, it's kind of chilly out here.
- I know.

That's why I brought this blanket
for you.

But you know what would be
even better?

A nice, hot cup of tea.

You know, if you tell me
where things are, I'll go make it.

I'll tell you what.
I know where everything is.

- Let me go make it.
- Oh, that's wonderful.

You make me feel like a queen.

I'll just sit right here
and wait for you.

Not a sound, you old bat,
or I'll break your jaw.

Do you understand?

C.D.!

Throw down the gun,
you sidewinder.

Oh, Walker, are you all right?

- Yeah. Did they hurt you?
- No.

Where in the hell
did they come from?

I was sitting on the porch
waiting for you

and suddenly,
somebody grabbed me.

Cordell, I just went in
to make some tea.

Well, let's tie these guys up
and get the wagon out here.

I'll go in and make some coffee.

I don't think I'll be doing
much sleeping tonight.

Oy, Walker, you're gonna be
a bigger problem than Ricky Ricketts.

Something's bothering me
about all this.

If they wanted Elaine dead,
they had the opportunity at the ranch.

They want her alive, yeah, but why?

Maybe they wanna know
what she knows.

Or she's got something they want.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

If I have any more visitors
at my ranch, Ricketts,

I'm gonna come looking for you.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

You can't make those accusations
and harass my client.

We're not in the courtroom, counselor.
We're in a parking lot.

Different rules here.

Cordell's right about this.
Take my word for it.

Better to testify in San Anton,
and a lot safer to fly out today.

So you wanna put me in the same
room as that Ricketts gangster?

You're gonna be safe
once he's behind bars.

Yeah, but what if he gets out?

Well, that's what the
Witness Relocation Program's about.

Oh, sure. You change my name
and you put me in another city,

and then you let me go.
I'll stick out like a sore thumb.

- No, let me take care of myself.
- No, no, no, just a minute.

Just trust me on this, will you?

If anything happens to me,
it's gonna be on your head.

You're gonna be riding down there
with Cordell.

He's sent Jimmy ahead
to make all the preparations.

You couldn't be in better hands.

I've always felt safe with you.

Well, that's nice. You should.

I hope you have a real pleasant trip.

Aren't you forgetting something?

I don't think so.
I mean, is there something l...?

No, no. Guess.

It's just... I don't know.

How about a goodbye kiss?

Oh, oh, yes, ma'am.

- Bye, C.D.
- Yes, ma'am.

Well, she couldn't help herself.

Flight number 17 is now boarding
at gate four.

Flight 17 to San Antonio,
now boarding at gate four.

Oh, look, a magazine stand.

- San Antonio's a hop, not a flight.
- I don't have anything to read.

- We don't have time.
- I need the bathroom.

Look, we only have ten minutes
to get on that plane.

This isn't negotiable.
No, no, I'm serious.

Now, don't worry, I'm fast.
Frequent, but fast.

That's what happens
when you get older.

- Well, hurry up.
- Okay.

- from Los Angeles. You may claim
your baggage at carousel three.

That's a lovely outfit.

- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.

How nice of you to say so.

Yeah, see, I have family in the
business, so I know from goods, yeah.

- Oh, it wasn't expensive.
- Really?

- I got it on sale.
- Yeah?

This is the final boarding call
for flight number 17 to San Antonio.

The last call for final boarding,
flight number 17 to San Antonio.

All passengers holding tickets,
please board now.

Elaine, come on, we're late.

You're not Elaine.

Sorry, ladies.

Taxi.

Hold it, hold it!

Elaine, what do you think
you're doing?

I hate to fly.

Well, don't worry about it now.
The plane's already left.

- Now we have to drive.
- I get carsick.

Ricky, it's me.

They didn't get on.

What do you want me to do?

- Follow them, at a distance.
- Right.

Tell our reception committee
in San Antonio

they're now coming down
on the road.

You got it.

If I see her in court,
I'm sending someone for you.

Flight 17 has now arrived
at gate two.

Flight 17 has now arrived
at gate two.

- Excuse me.
- Yes?

Did you see a Texas Ranger on board
with a black hat and beard

and an older woman, talked a lot?

She probably talked all the way
through the flight.

- No, I don't think they ever got on.
- Are you sure?

Well, from your description,
they'd be pretty hard to miss.

- Yeah, you're right. Thanks.
- Sure.

Walker, I have to go
to the bathroom.

- For real.
- It had better be for real this time.

- Walker.
- Hey, what's going on?

- You wouldn't believe it if I told you.
- Where are you?

I'm about an hour
from the courthouse.

- You're cutting it short, man.
- Yeah, I know. I'll see you soon.

All right. Bye.

- Where's your ladies' room?
- Around the corner.

Right there? Thank you.

Trust me.

- Hi, partner.
- Hi.

- You got a hat just like me, huh?
- Yeah.

Nice meeting you.

Okay, let's go.

- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

- You almost gave me a heart attack.
- Let's go, Elaine.

- "Trust me."
- I really did have to go.

- Yeah, sure.
- I did.

Get down.

Stay down, Elaine.

Get out of there. Get out.

- Against the van.
- All right. All right.

Get out.

Drop it.

Elaine!

Elaine!

Dang that woman.

She's beginning to irritate me.

Breaker, breaker,
anyone on the horn?

Ten-four, good buddy.

Granny on the hog northbound
on 35 toward Austin.

Are there any smokies down the line?
Come on.

That's a big negative, Granny.
This here is Wild Bill,

and there's no smokies northbound
till you hit Georgetown.

You're all clear.

Thank you, good buddy.

- Walker, what's going on?
- Ricketts' men jumped me.

Elaine split.
Did you come up with anything?

Yeah. I ran her name through
the computer file this morning.

She didn't come up,
but her husband did.

Irving? Yeah, I know.
He died last year.

Really? Then how come
he was picked up last week

for passing bad paper
in Kansas City?

What? Are you sure?

My computer doesn't lie.

I think I know where she went.

Here's what I want you to do.

Pleasant dreams, Irving.

- Hi.
- What are you doing here, Larry?

I wondered where you were
hiding the money.

I've been following you for weeks.

Ricketts knew
you were up to something,

but he didn't check the books
like I did.

You're his accountant.

You're supposed to be good
with figures. Big deal.

I figured I'd let you keep skimming,
and if they didn't catch you and kill you,

then I'd get my share, partner.

Partner?

- So you've come for your share?
- Oh, that's right.

I'll give you your share.

- Hello, Elaine.
- Walker, not you again.

I'll tell you one thing.
You're a sly old gal.

Why did you tell us
that your husband was dead?

He is.
Here, here's his grave right here.

Elaine, Irving was picked up last week
on a counterfeiting charge.

Okay.

About four years ago,
Irving and I were gonna go to Florida,

and a week before we left,
he leaves me for another woman.

So I told everybody I was a widow.

See, if you're a widow,
you get respect and sympathy.

If you've been jilted,
all you get is pity.

Well, it's time to go testify. Let's go.

Okay, take that guy and the money
and hold it for me, okay?

- Yes, sir.
- Let's go.

Let me just look at the money
one more time.

No.

This is only a pre-trial hearing.

All the witnesses need not be
present at this time.

I understand, Your Honor,
but I need our next witness to testify

so the court can understand
the complexities of the charges

to act on my motion to deny bail.

I feel the defendant
is a significant flight risk and...

Five o'clock, Ms. San Remo.
That's it.

Now, this court has been
more than patient with you so far.

Thank you, Your Honor.

They'd better hurry.

We're gonna be okay.

Well, we're approaching 5:00 and
I see no sign of this mystery witness.

Unfortunately,
I have no choice but to...

Sorry we're late, Your Honor.

- Order.
- Hold it.

Sit down. Right here, pal.

Look out.

Move it, move it, move it.

Look out. Look out.

Keep moving.

Shake him off.

Move, move.

You had enough, Ricketts?

I guess not.

Give it up, Ricketts.

- You all right?
- Better than him.

Miss. No!

This is getting boring, Trivette.

- Five out of seven.
- My God, Jimmy, Cordell's on a roll.

I'm a slow starter.
My momentum's changing.

Don't these two ever give up?

Competition, honey.
It'll get you right on the edge.

Speaking of that, I heard you were a
little competitive out at Walker's ranch.

Well, I don't wanna brag or anything.
I was just my usual fantastic self.

Oh, really?

That old gal is something else.
She's smooth as a baby's behind.

She's lived a life
most have only dreamed of.

Danger, romance, action.

She's the geriatric James Bond,

and she's just sold her story
for an upcoming TV movie called

The Big Bingo Bamboozle.
Let's welcome Elaine Portugal.

Oh, my God.

Chased by vicious criminals.
Hunted like an animal.

You had to outwit everyone,

even the famous Texas Rangers,
just to stay alive.

Well, what was it like?

Well, there's something about danger
that brings people close together.

In fact, two of the Rangers
had the hots for me.

- Hots?
- Hots?

Really? Well, tell us about it.

Oh, sorry. I'm saving that for my book.

- Book?
- Book?

Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0