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If I needed you to come back immediately
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and help me save The
Breakfast Bar from euthanasia,
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is that something that could happen?
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I am so excited. I have seen
all your previous work.
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Lil, this is Jeremy.
He's a new producer.
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He's a network pick.
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Also happens to be the CEO's son.
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Was it his idea to fire Erica?
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Yeah, I'm not sure how
he came to that decision,
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but I can't wait to see what you
do with the goodbye episode.
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You see, girls, this is the
kind of stupid argument
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- you will have to endure...
- When you achieve things...
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from people who have had every
opportunity extended to them.
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People will say, that's because
the world is sexist, not becau...
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Good to have you back, Lily.
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What's going on with you and Vincent?
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WOMAN: Well, like, I love
him, of course I love him.
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Just like a... second-best friend.
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What you said to me before I left, it...
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- it's not that it didn't mean anything.
- You don't have to say...
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It meant too much.
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Uh, how's the writing?
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Really good, yeah. I actually,
um, I just finished a book.
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Life is Not a Love Song: Interviews
With Musicians and Their Muses.
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I think we should stay.
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Really?
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Yes, I love it.
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That's just a fancy kind of apology.
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So that's what you have to say
when you ditch someone at karaoke.
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Pete, I am being one
thousand percent honest.
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Life is Not a Love Song,
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legitimately the best thing
you've ever written.
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Well, that could just mean that
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everything I've written
before now is complete shit.
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Just take the compliment, Pete.
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It's really good.
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- Thanks.
- SIMONE: G'day, mates.
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ALL: Hey!
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Hi!
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(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
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She's obsessed! She wants
to put me on Tinder.
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- No!
- Or Bumble, or Happn, or OkCupid.
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- Bumble, is this a thing?
- We'll talk about it.
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I mean, it worked for your dad
and Yvonne. Two souls, true love.
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- Oh, not the way to sell it.
- No.
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I will do everything. I will run the
app on my phone and do the vetting
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and I just need Vincent
to turn up on one date.
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If I wasn't running my
life on three hours sleep,
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that'd almost convince me
to get back out there.
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Yeah, not to put too fine
a point on it, mate,
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but there's a pretty big
difference between you and me.
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Ah, yeah, I'm a single parent
and a barely published writer.
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You are a doctor.
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- Mmm! A smart and handsome doctor,
- Mmm. Mmm.
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who is in a vulnerable place.
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Yep. What have you got to lose?
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All right, all right, what about
incredible upper body strength...
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- Yep.
- Jack!
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- Lock that in.
- Jack!
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- Hey, mate!
- Hey. Lily, I'm so sorry,
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I got stuck at the restaurant.
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- Oh, it's okay.
- Hi.
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Happy to have the big boss back?
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Ah, I would say no.
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- Ah, dear.
- Ooh.
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- Pete, good to see you, mate.
- You too. Welcome back.
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Good to be back.
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Drinks, yeah?
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Yeah, I'll get them. Yeah,
yeah. I'll get it. I'll get it.
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I'll come with.
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Actually, I should probably head off.
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Oh, really? Why?
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Meredith's fired off an SOS, so...
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- Oh, everything okay?
- Yeah, all good.
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You know my niece, it's
just all about her.
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Well, we should have
dinner all together soon.
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Yes, definitely. Yeah.
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Sounds good. See you later.
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Bye!
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He's tired with a new
baby and the book and...
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You have to remember also he is Pete,
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and he's Pete in all
situations socially,
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which is unfortunate for him because...
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Lil, he's not my number
one fan. I don't mind.
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I mind.
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I'm with you. We're back.
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He was a big part of my life.
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I want you two to go on man dates.
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Talk about ball things.
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Braid each other's hair?
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I could buy him a friendship bracelet.
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That would make me happy.
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And it's not because you two...
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What? Which... What two?
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I just assumed you've
known each other forever.
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It makes sense, the awkwardness.
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Once we, for, like...
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not even as... just a second...
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You know what? I don't need to know.
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No, we don't need to know.
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We don't need to know
each other's lists.
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We agreed on that, didn't we?
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Yours is long, isn't it?
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I was an unplucked
flower before I met you.
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Oh, God.
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It's a long list.
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It's... a...
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really... long.
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(HEAVY PANTING)
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- Oh!
- Oh, G...!
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God!
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- Can you knock!?
- I thought you were out!
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We are quite clearly in.
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Yes, I can see.
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What are you doing? Why
are you still in here?
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'Cause I need the scone cutter.
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The good one. It's in a
box on the top shelf.
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Right now?
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Yes, actually. Scones.
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Jack can tell you.
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Quite time sensitive.
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It's true.
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Go away! Now!
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I'll find us a place tomorrow.
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The Wrong Girl 2x01
Aug 31, 2017
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Hey.
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Hi.
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I thought you were having a late one.
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Missed the terror. How is she?
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Oh, she's good.
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She's fine. Sleeping.
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- I'm...
- Not sleeping.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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- Hi, Mitchell.
- Sh...
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Pete. Great to see you.
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- Yeah, you too. Looking great.
- (WHISPERS) Thank you.
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
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I went on a terrific
bike ride the other day,
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down the Great Ocean Road.
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You should come next time.
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Oh, sounds horrible, but I'll
meet you in Torquay for a beer.
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Okay, that's enough.
Let's just go to bed.
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Both of us or...?
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Goodnight.
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- Night, Mitchell.
- Yeah, goodnight. Night, Pete.
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Just a, ah, friendly catch up, you know?
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(WHISPERS) Are you okay with this?
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Yeah, of course. I'm happy for you.
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We're just sleeping.
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Yeah, sure. Just sleep quietly.
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Yep, goodnight.
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Look at you!
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Whoa! Someone's had their Weet-Bix.
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Are they your proper pants?
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These are lucky pants.
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Don't want you to get too excited
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but Sarah Bernardi scheduled a phoner.
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Bernardi? As in, New York lit agent?
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Apparently she liked the book.
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I called that.
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- You mean she loved it.
- Well...
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She was probably up all night,
you know, looking at it.
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She couldn't put it down.
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She says she's gonna call
first thing, so we'll see.
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- (MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
- Oh, my God. That's her.
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- It's her. It's her. B-b-b...
- Just... just... wait, wait, wait...
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Pete Barnett.
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- Pete, hi, it's Jack.
- Jack.
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- Jack Winters.
- Jack.
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- (PHONE RINGS)
- Uh, yeah, hi.
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Hey, any chance you're
free tomorrow night?
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Lily and I are doing a welcome
back dinner. Nothing big.
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Helloooo. Bernard speaking.
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Um, I... I... I've actually got my dad.
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He's gotta do a doctor thing. So...
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Well, just bring him along afterwards.
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You know, bring whoever you like.
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Yeah, how are you, Sarah Bernardi?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds good.
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- I've gotta go. All right. Bye.
- Absolutely.
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Nup. Totally cool. Okay. Bye-bye.
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- Was that her?
- Yeah.
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It's a no. Sorry.
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NIKKII: Most people see
me as just a pretty face,
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but I'm actually a qualified
and successful producer
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that spent the last 10 years
honing my skills on live TV.
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As The Breakfast Bar
moves into a new era,
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I challenge you to find
anyone more qualified...
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- Morning.
- Hey, Lily.
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Just, um, checking out some new talent.
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Unfortunately, Jennifer and
Miranda are no longer available.
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It's a shame but, you know...
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Eric, what are you watching?
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(LAUGHS) Come on.
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You'll see it anyway.
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As The Breakfast Bar
moves into a new era,
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I challenge you to find
anyone more qualified
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- to take the leap to on air talent.
- (LAUGHS)
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Wait.
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(MIMICS AIR BUBBLING)
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Starts again. Look.
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Hello. I'm Nikkii Steadman.
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Current producer, future
presenter on The Breakfast Bar.
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Most people see me as
just a pretty face,
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but I'm actually a qualified
and successful producer
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that spent the last 10 years
honing my skills on live TV.
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As The Breakfast Bar
moves into a new era,
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I challenge you to find
anyone more qualified
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- to take the leap to on air talent...
- Dale.
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Don't judge. I'm only
watching just 'cause
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- everyone else has already seen it.
- (WHISPERS) How did this get out?
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I'm gonna take a stab in the dark
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and say it's because
she posted it online.
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Hello.
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- I'm Nikkii...
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Oh, it's okay.
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I found it strangely compelling as well.
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We should have a meeting with her.
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She took the time to film it.
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No. It's cruel to encourage an
impossible dream, don't you think?
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Sh!
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Nikkii, hi.
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Sasha's on her way.
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- No, Sasha's here.
- I got the promo back!
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Sit, sit, sit! Where's Eric? Eric!
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ERIC: Comin' at ya!
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(CLICKS FINGER)
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Ready?
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VOICE-OVER: Don't get
too comfortable, Eric.
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Who said that...
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In three days, the
truth will be revealed.
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Who is the new host
of The Breakfast Bar?
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Seriously, who said that?
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See. Look at that face.
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He's funny.
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Okay, I'm not staying.
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I'm just reminding everyone
that we are officially in free fall.
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Erica's sacking has everyone panicking.
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How many followers is she at now?
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Isn't this territory that's
already been covered?
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200,637.
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Nope. 638.
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ERIC: The hysterical feminist brigade.
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We don't need those sorts of
viewers anyway, do we, Lilly?
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The only good news is we're
expecting a bump this week
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as everyone tunes in to find
out who's replacing her.
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Can I ask who is replacing Erica?
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It's someone pretty special.
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Iggy Azalea.
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00:10:22,604 --> 00:10:23,504
Sandra Sully.
252
00:10:24,604 --> 00:10:25,664
I met a waitress the other night.
253
00:10:25,764 --> 00:10:27,224
Very talented, good-looking.
254
00:10:27,324 --> 00:10:28,644
Negotiations are ongoing.
255
00:10:28,784 --> 00:10:31,584
In the meantime, I want
a run sheet of winners.
256
00:10:31,684 --> 00:10:32,584
Pitch me.
257
00:10:32,684 --> 00:10:33,584
(DRUMS ON TABLE)
258
00:10:33,684 --> 00:10:35,464
Pew! Pitches!
259
00:10:35,604 --> 00:10:39,024
Does smacking children
make them smarter?
260
00:10:39,164 --> 00:10:40,584
- Does it?
- It doesn't matter.
261
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,824
We get an expert on discipline,
some concerned parents.
262
00:10:42,924 --> 00:10:44,584
Bang, there's your story.
263
00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:46,744
No longer reporting on the
news. We're now creating it.
264
00:10:46,844 --> 00:10:48,104
Dale, your contribution?
265
00:10:48,244 --> 00:10:51,144
The... world's first refugee orchestra.
266
00:10:51,244 --> 00:10:55,184
(MIMICS SAD TROMBONE SOUND)
267
00:10:55,324 --> 00:10:59,144
- Nikkii?
- Summer accessories... in spring!
268
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,824
- Ah.
- Lily?
269
00:11:00,924 --> 00:11:03,424
Women in crisis.
270
00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:04,824
- Again?
- (YAWNS)
271
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:08,184
What about "Feminism ruined my life"?
272
00:11:08,324 --> 00:11:11,224
Or "The Kardashians,
keeping up with them"?
273
00:11:11,364 --> 00:11:14,724
"Transgender trans fat.
Is there a connection?"
274
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,304
"Child brides fight back."
275
00:11:16,404 --> 00:11:18,644
"Genius baby kills mother."
276
00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:20,364
Ohh.
277
00:11:23,964 --> 00:11:25,744
"Life is Not a Love Song.
278
00:11:25,844 --> 00:11:27,644
"Make-ups and break-ups.
279
00:11:27,784 --> 00:11:29,904
"The truth behind the
world's biggest love songs."
280
00:11:30,044 --> 00:11:31,864
First decent idea since you got back.
281
00:11:31,964 --> 00:11:33,404
Whip it up.
282
00:11:33,504 --> 00:11:34,744
And the killer baby one.
283
00:11:48,368 --> 00:11:50,263
PETE: I mean, it's weird, right?
284
00:11:50,869 --> 00:11:53,849
Well, a bloke calls you up,
offers to cook you dinner.
285
00:11:53,949 --> 00:11:55,449
Yeah, that's weird.
286
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,169
So what do I... How do we get out of it?
287
00:11:57,309 --> 00:11:59,489
Well, that's one of the
perks of having a kid.
288
00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:00,529
You can get out of anything.
289
00:12:00,669 --> 00:12:04,289
Look at me. Haven't been invited
to anything for 10, 15 years.
290
00:12:04,429 --> 00:12:06,369
Yeah, well, don't get too cocky.
He asked you to come too.
291
00:12:06,469 --> 00:12:09,289
- What?
- Yeah.
292
00:12:09,389 --> 00:12:11,609
Okay, hang on. Let's have
another look at this.
293
00:12:11,749 --> 00:12:15,249
Celebrity chef offers to
cook you dinner for free
294
00:12:15,349 --> 00:12:17,709
- and your old man's invited.
- Get the ball, Dad.
295
00:12:17,789 --> 00:12:19,129
Don't be a bloody wanker, mate.
296
00:12:19,229 --> 00:12:21,369
We're definitely going.
297
00:12:21,469 --> 00:12:25,069
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
298
00:12:25,149 --> 00:12:27,249
- Hello?
- What are you doing?
299
00:12:27,389 --> 00:12:28,884
Uh, having dinner with you, apparently.
300
00:12:28,885 --> 00:12:30,169
Oh, what about lunch?
301
00:12:30,309 --> 00:12:31,709
- I'm buying.
- Sure.
302
00:12:31,789 --> 00:12:33,489
Yeah, no, that wasn't Jack.
303
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:36,649
That was... me, trying
to orchestrate bonding.
304
00:12:36,749 --> 00:12:39,569
By the way, if he ever asks,
305
00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:42,249
if it ever just comes
up whether we ever...
306
00:12:42,349 --> 00:12:43,929
Whether we ever...?
307
00:12:44,069 --> 00:12:47,649
- Whether we... ever...
- Whether we ever.
308
00:12:47,789 --> 00:12:50,609
I would so appreciate it if you
could just not mention it because...
309
00:12:50,749 --> 00:12:52,089
It'd be pretty weird if he did ask me,
310
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:54,229
but sure, I can be party
to your web of lies.
311
00:12:54,369 --> 00:12:56,729
- He already thinks you don't like him.
- I don't like him.
312
00:12:56,829 --> 00:12:59,096
- You don't know him!
- He slept with half my friends.
313
00:12:59,097 --> 00:13:00,297
Maybe if you had more friends...
314
00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:02,889
He's always asking me, "How's
the writing coming, mate?"
315
00:13:02,989 --> 00:13:04,449
So how is this gonna work, then?
316
00:13:04,589 --> 00:13:08,349
What, the three of us are never
in the same room together?
317
00:13:08,429 --> 00:13:10,489
Not acceptable.
318
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:13,169
No. No. You're stuck with me.
319
00:13:13,269 --> 00:13:15,089
You and I, we go too far back.
320
00:13:16,869 --> 00:13:18,929
Hello. Pete, is it?
321
00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:20,229
Uh, yeah.
322
00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:21,649
I'm here for the inspection.
323
00:13:21,749 --> 00:13:23,069
You're Dan's girlfriend, Lily.
324
00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:24,849
- Also, just Lily.
- Hey.
325
00:13:24,989 --> 00:13:26,409
- Hi.
- Ah, come in.
326
00:13:26,509 --> 00:13:30,009
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC)
327
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,289
Do you smell that?
328
00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:32,489
Mm, might be the mildew.
329
00:13:32,589 --> 00:13:33,529
It's a great location too.
330
00:13:33,669 --> 00:13:35,489
It's, like, metres away
from five different pubs.
331
00:13:35,589 --> 00:13:37,709
Yeah. Death rot.
332
00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:41,169
I loved that place. I miss that place.
333
00:13:41,309 --> 00:13:44,889
I'm saying, all our history, I
don't want that to be a wedge.
334
00:13:45,029 --> 00:13:47,209
Yeah, nice sentiment, Lil,
but you also didn't talk to me
335
00:13:47,349 --> 00:13:49,169
for the past few months
so it kind of doesn't fly.
336
00:13:49,269 --> 00:13:50,809
I know.
337
00:13:50,909 --> 00:13:52,769
But I am going to make amends.
338
00:13:54,089 --> 00:13:56,889
But first, little work side note,
339
00:13:57,029 --> 00:14:00,129
I think we could do something with
your book on The Breakfast Bar.
340
00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:03,069
- What are you doing?
- I'm giving you 10 seconds
341
00:14:03,189 --> 00:14:04,649
and then we're never
speaking about this again.
342
00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:08,929
I imagine we'd use the book as a
jumping off point, then broaden up,
343
00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:10,989
and involve some bigger names.
344
00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:14,569
You could use it to approach
publishers, like proof of concept,
345
00:14:14,669 --> 00:14:16,289
and then once the book is released,
346
00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:18,089
we could use the show
to promote the book.
347
00:14:18,189 --> 00:14:20,009
Mmm, mmm...
348
00:14:20,149 --> 00:14:21,809
- And?
- No.
349
00:14:21,909 --> 00:14:22,809
But...
350
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,491
Sorry, Lil, the book
means too much to me.
351
00:14:24,492 --> 00:14:27,562
- And you don't want to reduce it
- Sorry.
352
00:14:27,563 --> 00:14:29,769
to breakfast TV fodder?
353
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,609
I basically bled into the keyboard.
354
00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:32,769
I get that.
355
00:14:32,909 --> 00:14:36,649
But if I come up with a pitch
that's classy and intelligent,
356
00:14:36,789 --> 00:14:38,649
- I think that...
- Then I'm still saying no.
357
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,649
I want you to know I had
nothing to do with this.
358
00:14:46,749 --> 00:14:48,249
What's going on?
359
00:14:48,349 --> 00:14:50,489
Okay, Eric has had some ideas.
360
00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:52,989
Yes, Lily, um...
361
00:14:54,509 --> 00:14:57,889
As the sole surviving host
of The Breakfast Bar,
362
00:14:58,029 --> 00:15:02,609
I feel a tremendous responsibility
to help get us back on track.
363
00:15:02,749 --> 00:15:05,489
I brought him up to speed with your
'Life is Not a Love Song' idea.
364
00:15:05,629 --> 00:15:07,349
I'm not sure that one's
gonna make it through.
365
00:15:07,429 --> 00:15:08,729
No, no, no, no, no. I love it.
366
00:15:08,829 --> 00:15:10,809
It's gold. Solid gold.
367
00:15:10,949 --> 00:15:13,989
I just think it needs a bit of, um...
(CLICKS FINGERS RAPIDLY)
368
00:15:14,069 --> 00:15:15,209
What... what is that?
369
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:19,089
Okay, so, what Eric is trying to say
is that he feels that the segment
370
00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:22,089
needs to be a bit
noisier, a bit more fun.
371
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,089
Fun?
372
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:24,769
(STRUMS UKULELE)
373
00:15:24,869 --> 00:15:25,989
Lily.
374
00:15:26,129 --> 00:15:28,529
? Don't you think I should
sing in the segment? ?
375
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:29,529
(LAUGHS)
376
00:15:29,669 --> 00:15:32,169
? It would be the best, don't you see? ?
377
00:15:32,309 --> 00:15:36,129
? It'd be the best, it'd be
the best, B-E-S and T. ?
378
00:15:36,229 --> 00:15:37,129
Hey!
379
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,849
There's no way.
380
00:15:38,989 --> 00:15:40,729
All right, hang on a minute.
What about this?
381
00:15:40,829 --> 00:15:42,449
(STRUMS)
382
00:15:42,549 --> 00:15:44,169
? Tell you, Lily, what I want to do ?
383
00:15:44,269 --> 00:15:46,009
I've always loved this song
384
00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:47,989
? Make some great TV with you ?
385
00:15:48,069 --> 00:15:49,649
Stay with me. Stay with me.
386
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,729
? Lily, Lily, you're so fine ?
387
00:15:51,829 --> 00:15:53,349
You are so fine!
388
00:15:53,429 --> 00:15:56,209
? Maybe we could go prime time? ?
389
00:15:56,309 --> 00:15:57,209
(LAUGHS) Prime time!
390
00:15:57,309 --> 00:15:58,889
Absolutely no way you are singing.
391
00:15:58,989 --> 00:16:01,069
But Jeremy's already approved it.
392
00:16:01,149 --> 00:16:02,889
I don't care. I'm unapproving it.
393
00:16:04,249 --> 00:16:05,687
Can she even do that?
394
00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:08,229
Sasha.
395
00:16:09,349 --> 00:16:11,929
I'm not sure this whole two
producer thing is gonna work out.
396
00:16:12,029 --> 00:16:13,129
I thought it was working well.
397
00:16:13,269 --> 00:16:16,169
I'm not your marriage counsellor.
Sort it out. We have bigger fish.
398
00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:18,534
- Why? What's happened?
- We lost the co-host.
399
00:16:18,749 --> 00:16:21,169
Negotiations fell apart. The
backlash to Erica's axing.
400
00:16:21,309 --> 00:16:23,449
They're convinced taking the
job would be career suicide.
401
00:16:23,589 --> 00:16:25,489
Do you want me to come up
with a list of names or...?
402
00:16:25,589 --> 00:16:26,849
Just keep doing your job.
403
00:16:26,989 --> 00:16:29,569
This is bad timing,
obviously, no biggie,
404
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:32,529
but I'm gonna have to scrap the
Life is Not a Love Song segment.
405
00:16:32,669 --> 00:16:34,769
No, no. Eric really connected with that.
406
00:16:34,909 --> 00:16:38,729
Eric is not supposed to be at pitch
meetings for exactly this reason.
407
00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:39,729
I'll produce anything else.
408
00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:41,649
I'll do the killer babies.
I'll do whatever you want.
409
00:16:41,749 --> 00:16:42,849
What's the issue?
410
00:16:42,989 --> 00:16:45,089
- It's Pete's idea.
- Pete. Have I met Pete?
411
00:16:45,189 --> 00:16:46,629
Mate of mine.
412
00:16:46,769 --> 00:16:48,529
We take stories from family
and friends all the time.
413
00:16:48,669 --> 00:16:50,449
He's written an actual
book about this, though,
414
00:16:50,549 --> 00:16:51,729
so it's a different situation.
415
00:16:51,869 --> 00:16:53,649
Have you lifted content,
paragraphs, interviews?
416
00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:54,849
No, but it is his...
417
00:16:54,989 --> 00:16:57,129
Then it's fine. I like
the romance of it.
418
00:16:57,269 --> 00:17:01,809
Lily, Sasha and I are in the middle
of an actual crisis at the moment,
419
00:17:01,949 --> 00:17:03,769
so you need to put on your
big girl producer pants
420
00:17:03,869 --> 00:17:05,049
and sort this one out for yourself.
421
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,129
All right?
422
00:17:08,519 --> 00:17:10,503
(LOUD SCRAPING AND THUMPING)
423
00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:12,924
I quite like what she's
done with the place.
424
00:17:13,064 --> 00:17:15,364
Yeah, I caught her crying,
pretended it was dust.
425
00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:17,924
Well, she does this every time
there's an emotional trauma.
426
00:17:18,064 --> 00:17:20,684
Dad's getting married. Let's
rearrange the furniture.
427
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:23,644
Yeah, but even if it does come from
a place of grief and heartache,
428
00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:25,084
I think it looks quite good.
429
00:17:25,184 --> 00:17:26,084
(LOUD SCRAPING, CRASH)
430
00:17:26,184 --> 00:17:27,404
Mum!
431
00:17:28,504 --> 00:17:31,164
Stop! You're gonna hurt yourself!
432
00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:34,204
I'll get it. Mimi...
433
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,564
Lil, you...
434
00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:37,624
Sit down. You've gotta h... you
gotta help me with this date.
435
00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:39,564
Why? What's happened?
436
00:17:40,664 --> 00:17:43,364
I want you to think excitement.
437
00:17:43,464 --> 00:17:44,364
I'm not excited.
438
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,104
Excitement. Excitement.
439
00:17:47,184 --> 00:17:49,044
Her name is Jana.
440
00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:52,404
She's into, um, like,
travel and adventure.
441
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:53,984
She's a push bike mechanic
442
00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:56,684
who dreams of hiking the
Inca Trail one day.
443
00:17:56,824 --> 00:17:59,124
It's just a date. What's
the worst that can happen?
444
00:18:00,224 --> 00:18:01,904
She rejects you.
445
00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:04,124
And then you end up so
emotionally scarred
446
00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:06,404
that you spend the rest
of your life alone.
447
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,844
It's a little dramatic, but
yeah, that's the gist.
448
00:18:12,644 --> 00:18:15,884
No, I totally appreciate you
reading it and, I mean, look,
449
00:18:15,984 --> 00:18:17,804
if you had any thoughts...
450
00:18:17,904 --> 00:18:19,124
Yeah, no, of course, of course.
451
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,524
Okay. Well, um, thanks for your time.
452
00:18:21,624 --> 00:18:23,004
Okay, bye.
453
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:24,904
Bloodbath, isn't it?
454
00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:26,264
No, no, it is what it is.
455
00:18:26,404 --> 00:18:28,844
Don't think you're a tad
overdressed, Dad? He's just a chef.
456
00:18:28,944 --> 00:18:29,984
(RINGS DOORBELL)
457
00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:31,764
These are my lucky pants.
458
00:18:31,864 --> 00:18:33,572
At least my fly is done up.
459
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,441
- (CHUCKLES)
- (ZIPPER ZIPS)
460
00:18:36,504 --> 00:18:37,984
Hello, pickle... (GASPS)
461
00:18:38,104 --> 00:18:39,844
Where's that gorgeous
little girl of yours?
462
00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:41,484
Oh, sorry, Mim, she's
with her mum tonight.
463
00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:42,724
But I brought you a replacement.
464
00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:44,724
He's not as cute but
he's twice as grisly.
465
00:18:45,944 --> 00:18:47,164
G'day, Mims.
466
00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:48,404
Do you mind if I call you Mims?
467
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,924
Uh... yeah, you just did.
468
00:18:51,024 --> 00:18:52,564
(LAUGHS)
469
00:18:57,824 --> 00:19:00,404
- There you go.
- Thank you.
470
00:19:01,704 --> 00:19:02,904
Jeez, you're good-looking.
471
00:19:02,984 --> 00:19:05,164
You've met him before, Dad.
472
00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:06,164
Oh.
473
00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:08,924
Oh, Mims, I hope you don't mind
474
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:13,204
but on the way in I noticed your
drainpipes need a bit of attention.
475
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:17,084
- Oh...
- Just need a bit of a weed.
476
00:19:17,184 --> 00:19:19,044
Oh.
477
00:19:19,144 --> 00:19:20,364
Is this a sex thing?
478
00:19:20,464 --> 00:19:21,844
Simone!
479
00:19:21,944 --> 00:19:25,564
No, I'm getting a definite sex vibe.
480
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,844
Oh, Christ, you have, haven't you?
481
00:19:27,944 --> 00:19:29,164
No, no, we haven't.
482
00:19:29,784 --> 00:19:31,624
H-have we?
483
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,404
I'm pretty sure you'd remember.
484
00:19:33,504 --> 00:19:34,644
No, that's not about you.
485
00:19:34,784 --> 00:19:37,964
Dad's got... He forgets
stuff. He's got a brain injury.
486
00:19:38,064 --> 00:19:39,924
Sorry, a brain injury?
487
00:19:40,064 --> 00:19:41,764
Oh, yeah, I just copped a
few knocks to the head
488
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:43,204
playing footy a few years back.
489
00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:45,124
- Nothing major.
- Oh, it's pretty major, Dad.
490
00:19:45,224 --> 00:19:47,084
They think you... he has CTE.
491
00:19:47,184 --> 00:19:48,484
What does that mean?
492
00:19:48,624 --> 00:19:51,524
- Chronic traumatic encephalopathy.
- BOTH: It's...
493
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,570
a degenerative brain condition.
494
00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:55,804
Yep.
495
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,364
I mean, that's never been your
best feature anyway, has it?
496
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,444
(LAUGHS) Settle down.
497
00:19:59,544 --> 00:20:02,484
Well, you're not actually losing it.
498
00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:07,204
Ivan, we did kiss at Pete's 21st,
499
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:10,444
out by the wheelie bins at
the back of the surf club.
500
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,844
- Yeah, I called that.
- Oh! (LAUGHS)
501
00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:13,844
No, hang on, hang on.
502
00:20:13,984 --> 00:20:15,624
I thought you were still
with Dad at Pete's 21st?
503
00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:19,284
It's interesting because it must be
something genetically attractive,
504
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,484
like in your DNA.
505
00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:22,924
Shit! I'm so sorry!
506
00:20:23,024 --> 00:20:24,844
That's all right.
507
00:20:24,944 --> 00:20:26,324
I've got it. It's...
508
00:20:26,424 --> 00:20:27,804
Sorry. I'll grab a...
509
00:20:27,904 --> 00:20:29,204
Yeah, can I help?
510
00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:30,904
My lucky pants.
511
00:20:30,984 --> 00:20:32,184
- Thank you.
- Pass that.
512
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:38,844
Graceful. That was smooth.
513
00:20:38,984 --> 00:20:40,404
- You've got a real poker face.
- Shhh!
514
00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:41,844
Just a heads up, if you're gonna lie,
515
00:20:41,984 --> 00:20:44,364
you generally need to prep
everyone involved in the lie.
516
00:20:44,464 --> 00:20:46,044
Hey, I need to talk to you.
517
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,484
About the... love song segment.
518
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,164
You are just like a terrier
with a bone, aren't you?
519
00:20:50,264 --> 00:20:51,164
No, but...
520
00:20:51,304 --> 00:20:54,004
Greyhound, fixated on
a mechanical bunny.
521
00:20:54,104 --> 00:20:55,724
The thing is, I've messed up.
522
00:20:55,824 --> 00:20:58,781
I pitched it accidentally.
523
00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:00,284
I already pitched it.
524
00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:05,830
Right. Well, you're gonna
have to un-pitch it.
525
00:21:06,487 --> 00:21:07,507
I'm not sure I can.
526
00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:09,227
I've tried.
527
00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:10,787
Not sure I can.
528
00:21:15,047 --> 00:21:17,387
And if the toast was cold... brrr!
529
00:21:18,887 --> 00:21:20,267
Not having it.
530
00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:22,447
No, he's not gonna have it.
531
00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:31,227
So, Pete, how's the writing
coming along, mate?
532
00:21:32,527 --> 00:21:34,667
Mm. Good. So good.
533
00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:37,187
In fact, ah, Lily, do
you want to tell them?
534
00:21:37,287 --> 00:21:38,747
All right.
535
00:21:38,847 --> 00:21:40,307
I admit it. I overstepped the mark.
536
00:21:40,447 --> 00:21:41,907
- I said I'm sorry.
- Overstepped?
537
00:21:42,047 --> 00:21:43,627
- Is that what we're gonna call it?
- You guys fighting?
538
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:44,827
- Yep.
- No.
539
00:21:44,927 --> 00:21:46,547
Feels like a fight?
540
00:21:46,647 --> 00:21:48,267
What's going on?
541
00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:50,827
Nothing. Nothing unusual.
542
00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:54,204
Just... massive opportunity's
landed in Pete's lap
543
00:21:54,205 --> 00:21:56,394
and he's determined to sabotage it...
544
00:21:56,395 --> 00:21:57,587
- Sorry, you're doing me a favour
- before he even considers it.
545
00:21:57,727 --> 00:21:59,447
because I'm the loser that needs saving.
546
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:00,547
No, not a loser. No.
547
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:01,987
Just scared of your
own potential success.
548
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,827
Okay. Let's put it a vote, shall we?
549
00:22:03,967 --> 00:22:05,447
Say you gave your friend a manuscript
550
00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:07,147
you spent the last six
months working on,
551
00:22:07,287 --> 00:22:10,227
only to discover she'd pitched it as
a segment without your permission.
552
00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:14,447
Would you feel: A, grateful, or B,
deeply betrayed by said friend?
553
00:22:18,607 --> 00:22:20,447
Might I trouble you for
another beer, please?
554
00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:24,907
(CLEARS THROAT) Um, yeah.
Maybe some more wine. Thanks.
555
00:22:26,807 --> 00:22:29,867
You're acting like I
did it deliberately.
556
00:22:30,007 --> 00:22:32,187
It's a pretty big
accident, if I'm honest.
557
00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:34,107
Yeah, but what were you
trying to do, Lil?
558
00:22:34,207 --> 00:22:35,547
I'm sure you have a good reason.
559
00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:39,957
I thought... nationwide exposure.
560
00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:45,727
On The Breakfast Bar? Well,
it's not exactly Pete's audience.
561
00:22:52,687 --> 00:22:55,587
Hey, you can't ask me to make the
guy a mate and then get upset
562
00:22:55,687 --> 00:22:56,827
when I take his side.
563
00:22:56,927 --> 00:22:58,087
Clearly I can.
564
00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:00,227
It's called partner loyalty.
565
00:23:00,367 --> 00:23:01,727
Also pretty clear you're in the wrong.
566
00:23:01,807 --> 00:23:03,087
I'd just apologise to Pete.
567
00:23:04,247 --> 00:23:05,467
Here, I want to show you something.
568
00:23:08,047 --> 00:23:10,347
What do you think?
569
00:23:10,487 --> 00:23:12,547
I think you're less sexy
when you're like this.
570
00:23:14,027 --> 00:23:15,987
About the house. What do
you think of the house?
571
00:23:16,087 --> 00:23:17,827
What, architecturally?
572
00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:21,627
I want us to make an offer.
573
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:24,312
Uh, not working for six months put a
574
00:23:24,422 --> 00:23:25,992
dent in my Dollarmite account, so...
575
00:23:26,087 --> 00:23:27,227
We can afford it.
576
00:23:29,647 --> 00:23:32,027
Look, I don't want us to
move back to the apartment.
577
00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:34,347
I want us to have a
proper home that's ours.
578
00:23:35,627 --> 00:23:37,227
Three bedrooms.
579
00:23:39,267 --> 00:23:41,147
Looks pretty proper.
580
00:23:44,827 --> 00:23:46,107
Will you think about it?
581
00:23:47,547 --> 00:23:48,467
Yeah.
582
00:23:53,087 --> 00:23:57,367
I could have told you there's no
way you were ever going to do it.
583
00:23:57,447 --> 00:23:58,367
I know.
584
00:23:58,507 --> 00:24:02,727
And apart from it being breakfast
TV, for the last six months,
585
00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:06,267
I feel like I had the baby but
you've had postnatal depression.
586
00:24:07,727 --> 00:24:10,227
W... we were going through a break-up.
587
00:24:10,327 --> 00:24:12,367
Yeah, but we're okay now.
588
00:24:12,447 --> 00:24:13,946
And we have to be okay, right?
589
00:24:14,807 --> 00:24:16,867
I'm... I'm happy for you and Mitchell.
590
00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:19,107
I don't know what that is
yet, but that's my point.
591
00:24:20,247 --> 00:24:21,587
You weren't happy
592
00:24:21,687 --> 00:24:22,727
for Jack and Lily.
593
00:24:22,807 --> 00:24:24,907
You were heartsick.
594
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:26,507
You poured it all into your book
595
00:24:26,647 --> 00:24:28,827
and, yeah, you made
something beautiful out of it,
596
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:32,227
and... and if you are
in love with her...
597
00:24:32,327 --> 00:24:33,227
I'm not.
598
00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:36,987
if you are, it's just gonna
make you a crappy friend...
599
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:38,867
because it's just not
gonna be enough for you.
600
00:24:40,207 --> 00:24:45,087
If you want her in your life, Pete,
you have to decide to get over her.
601
00:24:56,679 --> 00:24:59,160
(SKYPE RINGTONE)
602
00:25:06,106 --> 00:25:10,126
I owe you a face-to-face apology,
and at 2am in the morning,
603
00:25:10,226 --> 00:25:12,326
this was the best I could think of.
604
00:25:18,446 --> 00:25:20,126
(SKYPE RINGTONE)
605
00:25:22,786 --> 00:25:23,686
Okay.
606
00:25:25,206 --> 00:25:28,206
Okay. I've got to do this fast and
this time I've chosen a filter
607
00:25:28,346 --> 00:25:31,286
that conveys the level of
regret I feel at ever having...
608
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:34,546
(PHONE RINGS)
609
00:25:36,306 --> 00:25:40,326
10 seconds is not adequate time
for the level of apology I need.
610
00:25:40,466 --> 00:25:43,566
Well, still, it's the second time
you've had to apologise this week,
611
00:25:43,706 --> 00:25:45,446
so you get points for turnaround time.
612
00:25:46,706 --> 00:25:48,086
You've got Jack to thank for that.
613
00:25:50,955 --> 00:25:53,546
I shouldn't have said I
don't like him. Poor guy.
614
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:55,366
I've lived with you, I
know how hard it is.
615
00:25:55,506 --> 00:26:00,926
Well, ironically, you're not the
loser in this friendship anymore.
616
00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,006
Still have some loser cred, don't I?
617
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,086
Got a manuscript that's not
exactly inspiring a bidding war.
618
00:26:06,186 --> 00:26:07,686
In six months,
619
00:26:07,826 --> 00:26:11,806
I didn't develop one single doco
idea anyone was interested in.
620
00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,726
But you do have a celebrity boyfriend.
621
00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:15,206
- This is true.
- So...
622
00:26:15,346 --> 00:26:18,206
He has hundreds of
thousands of followers.
623
00:26:18,306 --> 00:26:19,806
It's a pretty big deal.
624
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:28,206
10 years ago, did you think
life would be like this?
625
00:26:29,366 --> 00:26:30,786
No.
626
00:26:35,466 --> 00:26:37,406
Then again, 10 years ago
I was planning a career
627
00:26:37,546 --> 00:26:39,726
as a professional beer
pong player, so...
628
00:26:39,826 --> 00:26:42,906
(LAUGHS)
629
00:26:43,026 --> 00:26:45,126
? Tell me, what's the worst
that could happen? ?
630
00:26:45,226 --> 00:26:47,726
I thought I was pretty good.
631
00:26:47,826 --> 00:26:49,046
Riddle me this.
632
00:26:49,186 --> 00:26:51,846
Have you ever heard of the
creature called the liger?
633
00:26:51,946 --> 00:26:54,726
(LAUGHS)
634
00:26:54,866 --> 00:27:00,046
? You and me will be living
really wild and free ?
635
00:27:00,146 --> 00:27:03,206
? The world will see ?
636
00:27:03,346 --> 00:27:06,566
? I'm becoming who I'm meant to be... ?
637
00:27:19,106 --> 00:27:22,046
Yeah, the thing is, I never
had the right to pitch it.
638
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:25,826
I was trying to get back in the
game and keep up with you,
639
00:27:25,906 --> 00:27:26,966
because quite frankly...
640
00:27:27,066 --> 00:27:28,606
I can be intimidating.
641
00:27:28,706 --> 00:27:29,966
I finish people's sentences.
642
00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:31,566
Sorry. I'm working on it.
643
00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:33,286
Yes.
644
00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:36,726
You and I shouldn't be competing.
645
00:27:36,826 --> 00:27:38,826
We should have each other's backs.
646
00:27:38,906 --> 00:27:41,086
We could be friends, even.
647
00:27:41,186 --> 00:27:43,646
Oh. Well...
648
00:27:45,266 --> 00:27:48,286
Some friends and I have a private
room at the casino on Tuesday night
649
00:27:48,386 --> 00:27:50,046
if you're interested.
650
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:51,273
Maybe.
651
00:27:53,866 --> 00:27:55,486
The thing is...
652
00:27:55,626 --> 00:27:59,366
Pete, who wrote the book, that I...
653
00:27:59,466 --> 00:28:01,406
Plagiarised. Sorry, I did it again.
654
00:28:01,506 --> 00:28:02,486
But you did.
655
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:08,206
He's one of my best friends,
and I take that so seriously.
656
00:28:10,467 --> 00:28:13,087
Anyway, I also know that you
have been under a lot of stress
657
00:28:13,187 --> 00:28:15,407
about the new co-host situation,
658
00:28:15,547 --> 00:28:19,807
and it just struck me,
does it really matter?
659
00:28:19,947 --> 00:28:23,687
Whoever it is is gonna be crucified
for replacing Erica anyway.
660
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:29,607
I say we ride out the backlash, soak
up all the hate, all the vitriol,
661
00:28:29,747 --> 00:28:35,767
we think about who we really want to
replace Erica, and in the meantime,
662
00:28:35,907 --> 00:28:38,432
we make the best show possible
because that's what we do.
663
00:28:40,767 --> 00:28:43,167
Leave it with me. Okay?
664
00:28:44,587 --> 00:28:46,247
SIMONE: Now, I'm gonna be at the counter
665
00:28:46,387 --> 00:28:49,247
primarily to make sure
that you don't fail,
666
00:28:49,387 --> 00:28:51,967
and if you need me to
rescue you, just, um...
667
00:28:52,067 --> 00:28:53,047
just whistle like...
668
00:28:53,147 --> 00:28:54,967
(DEAFENING WHISTLE)
669
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:55,967
I'm not gonna whistle.
670
00:28:56,107 --> 00:28:58,847
Well, then, you're not
gonna get rescued.
671
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,727
If you want me to go,
we'll need another sign.
672
00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,767
Just, like, a yawn, but make it big.
673
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:04,767
(YAWNS LOUDLY)
674
00:29:04,907 --> 00:29:07,247
I'm not gonna do that either,
Sim. I don't want to be here.
675
00:29:07,347 --> 00:29:08,567
It's breakfast.
676
00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:09,967
It's casual.
677
00:29:10,067 --> 00:29:11,887
And you look beautiful.
678
00:29:14,427 --> 00:29:16,807
And here she is.
679
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:20,167
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
680
00:29:23,467 --> 00:29:24,387
Vincent?
681
00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:26,207
Hi, Jana.
682
00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:27,667
It's so nice to finally meet you.
683
00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:28,967
- Yeah, how are you?
- Good.
684
00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:29,967
Have a seat.
685
00:29:32,747 --> 00:29:36,407
I thought they were sparking.
There was banter and hair flicking.
686
00:29:36,507 --> 00:29:37,887
What happened?
687
00:29:37,987 --> 00:29:39,567
So is there anything...
688
00:29:40,747 --> 00:29:42,667
you want to ask me,
about the chair or...?
689
00:29:42,807 --> 00:29:46,387
Well, have you ever thought
about, like, alternative therapies?
690
00:29:48,207 --> 00:29:49,287
I'm joking.
691
00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:52,967
But seriously, I read
an article about a guy
692
00:29:53,107 --> 00:29:55,327
who ate shark fin every
day for two years,
693
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,687
and after that he walked again.
694
00:29:57,787 --> 00:29:59,287
That didn't happen.
695
00:29:59,427 --> 00:30:01,687
Anyway, he got out of there really fast
696
00:30:01,827 --> 00:30:03,047
and now I don't know where he's gone.
697
00:30:03,187 --> 00:30:05,167
Well, that... No. That's not your fault.
698
00:30:05,307 --> 00:30:08,207
People! People, can I get
your attention, please?
699
00:30:08,347 --> 00:30:10,887
Actually, Sim, can you maybe call Dad?
700
00:30:11,027 --> 00:30:13,207
- Okay. All right.
- Okay, bye.
701
00:30:13,347 --> 00:30:16,327
A few changes to this weekend's show.
702
00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:23,407
Firstly, Lils and I have decided
to drop the love song segment.
703
00:30:23,547 --> 00:30:28,387
Secondly, it is my great pleasure
to introduce our new co-host.
704
00:30:28,467 --> 00:30:29,807
Please put your hands together
705
00:30:29,947 --> 00:30:33,687
and welcome the newest addition
to The Breakfast Bar couch,
706
00:30:33,787 --> 00:30:35,407
Nikkii Steadman!
707
00:30:37,347 --> 00:30:40,307
Yes, it's me! It's me! (CLAPS)
708
00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:43,687
I am the new co-host
of The Breakfast Bar.
709
00:30:43,787 --> 00:30:45,387
(SHRIEKS EXCITEDLY)
710
00:30:45,467 --> 00:30:47,407
Oh...
711
00:30:47,507 --> 00:30:48,807
my...
712
00:30:48,907 --> 00:30:49,807
God.
713
00:30:51,876 --> 00:30:52,352
Sasha...
714
00:30:52,479 --> 00:30:54,134
No, I've been holding
this for nine hours.
715
00:30:54,222 --> 00:30:56,306
I'm sorry but you cannot
think Nikkii is a good idea.
716
00:30:56,368 --> 00:30:58,188
- I'm told it was your idea.
- How?
717
00:30:58,366 --> 00:30:59,306
The hate sponge.
718
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,899
Sacrifice an interim host who
can absorb all the vitriol
719
00:31:01,971 --> 00:31:03,791
until we're ready to
wheel out the real deal.
720
00:31:03,891 --> 00:31:05,551
Hate sponge! Not un-brilliant.
721
00:31:05,691 --> 00:31:08,831
You don't like it? What
happened to us being friends?
722
00:31:08,931 --> 00:31:09,831
Sasha?
723
00:31:09,971 --> 00:31:12,611
Lily, this is the only me
time I'm getting today.
724
00:31:12,751 --> 00:31:16,511
Even if you think what you're doing
is right, which you can't possibly,
725
00:31:16,651 --> 00:31:18,751
there is no way Eric will
share a couch with her.
726
00:31:18,891 --> 00:31:20,591
Honestly, he took the news
better than expected.
727
00:31:20,691 --> 00:31:25,311
(LAUGHS)
728
00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:27,911
I'd like to remind you that
you're still under contract
729
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,271
for another 18 months.
730
00:31:29,371 --> 00:31:30,671
(LAUGHS)
731
00:31:30,771 --> 00:31:32,511
We are better than this.
732
00:31:32,651 --> 00:31:35,271
Yes, we're a show that do a
lot on summer accessories,
733
00:31:35,411 --> 00:31:38,191
and yes, last week we knifed
a well-respected journalist
734
00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:39,471
just for a ratings spike,
735
00:31:39,611 --> 00:31:42,091
- but we pride ourselves on integrity.
- (TOILET FLUSHES)
736
00:31:42,211 --> 00:31:44,791
We do not throw each
other under the bus.
737
00:31:46,611 --> 00:31:47,631
You know what, Lily?
738
00:31:48,991 --> 00:31:50,431
You're right.
739
00:31:50,531 --> 00:31:51,471
I am?
740
00:31:51,611 --> 00:31:54,951
Once again, you're the one who's right.
741
00:31:55,051 --> 00:31:57,951
We should be unwavering
742
00:31:58,091 --> 00:32:00,731
in the face of audience
testing and Q scores
743
00:32:00,851 --> 00:32:03,011
to create truly moralistic television
744
00:32:03,091 --> 00:32:04,391
that reflects our own core values.
745
00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:05,391
Yes.
746
00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:11,471
Even if it means every single person
on this show loses their job.
747
00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:15,791
Nikkii's hosting tomorrow morning.
748
00:32:15,891 --> 00:32:17,371
Find a way to get on-board.
749
00:32:22,311 --> 00:32:24,371
I don't know if the one strap is too...
750
00:32:24,451 --> 00:32:28,031
O-M-G! Here she is. My producer!
751
00:32:28,131 --> 00:32:29,951
It's like an ultimate makeover.
752
00:32:30,091 --> 00:32:32,011
Last week I was coming
to work in trainers,
753
00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:34,750
and this week I'm the host of
my very own breakfast show.
754
00:32:34,832 --> 00:32:37,831
- (SQUEALS)
- I know. It's... unbelievable.
755
00:32:37,931 --> 00:32:39,011
Can we?
756
00:32:39,151 --> 00:32:40,511
- No, Nikkii...
- Just one.
757
00:32:42,531 --> 00:32:45,391
(LAUGHS DELIRIOUSLY)
758
00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,291
- Shh! Nik!
- What? What?
759
00:32:47,411 --> 00:32:49,951
(WHISPERS) You sure? You
sure you want to do this?
760
00:32:51,349 --> 00:32:53,391
You don't think I can?
761
00:32:53,491 --> 00:32:56,471
I... I don't think you should do it.
762
00:32:56,611 --> 00:32:58,071
It's not that I don't think
you have the talent.
763
00:32:58,211 --> 00:32:59,831
It's just, like, I think it's a big...
764
00:32:59,931 --> 00:33:02,031
Lily! I auditioned wearing a bikini.
765
00:33:02,131 --> 00:33:03,431
I expected them to laugh.
766
00:33:03,571 --> 00:33:05,751
But I have wanted this my whole life.
767
00:33:07,091 --> 00:33:08,791
Okay. Okay, then...
768
00:33:08,891 --> 00:33:10,731
we go to work.
769
00:33:13,531 --> 00:33:15,591
I hope no one has any plans tonight.
770
00:33:15,691 --> 00:33:17,071
(LAUGHS) I don't.
771
00:33:20,091 --> 00:33:21,871
Oh, my girlfriend and I broke up.
772
00:33:21,971 --> 00:33:23,311
Oh no, it's whatever. It's whatever.
773
00:33:23,451 --> 00:33:25,091
You've gotta do what
you've gotta do, you know?
774
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:27,331
What she's gotta do is sleep with
every single girl in Northcote,
775
00:33:27,471 --> 00:33:32,471
and I'm having these really intense
Jimmy Giggle dreams. It's like...
776
00:33:32,571 --> 00:33:33,731
Okay, that's a lot.
777
00:33:33,851 --> 00:33:35,951
And we're gonna talk about
that properly later on, but...
778
00:33:36,091 --> 00:33:37,951
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
What do we need?
779
00:33:38,091 --> 00:33:41,031
Complex carbohydrates, caffeine... Yep.
780
00:33:41,171 --> 00:33:43,911
- and Eric.
- Eric. Yeah, I'm on it.
781
00:33:44,011 --> 00:33:46,271
I'll take the brain.
Politics, current affairs.
782
00:33:46,371 --> 00:33:47,591
You're my clay to mould.
783
00:33:47,691 --> 00:33:49,091
Ooh, exciting!
784
00:33:49,171 --> 00:33:50,471
Indeed.
785
00:33:53,051 --> 00:33:55,031
Thanks, Lily.
786
00:33:55,131 --> 00:33:57,671
Let's do this!
787
00:34:13,331 --> 00:34:14,231
Nikkii.
788
00:34:14,371 --> 00:34:18,511
I can't! I haven't eaten breakfast
since I was 13 years old.
789
00:34:18,711 --> 00:34:20,129
You are not going on air
790
00:34:20,176 --> 00:34:21,442
- until you eat something.
- Fine.
791
00:34:21,531 --> 00:34:23,471
Minister for Health's
just gone to make-up.
792
00:34:23,571 --> 00:34:25,391
Politics? Who even cares?
793
00:34:25,491 --> 00:34:26,671
Keep practising with Eric.
794
00:34:26,771 --> 00:34:28,011
(PHONE RINGS)
795
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:30,671
- Erica.
- Lily, what is going on?
796
00:34:30,771 --> 00:34:32,591
I'm having a mental breakdown here.
797
00:34:32,691 --> 00:34:33,951
I should have called. Sorry.
798
00:34:34,091 --> 00:34:36,391
I've been patient and I know
you are about to go to air
799
00:34:36,531 --> 00:34:39,311
and I've heard nothing
about my replacement.
800
00:34:39,451 --> 00:34:42,231
I... I know. I know.... I know there's
been a few last-minute changes.
801
00:34:42,331 --> 00:34:44,151
Right. Well?
802
00:34:46,631 --> 00:34:47,831
You're not gonna like it.
803
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:54,071
It's Jennifer Hawkins, isn't it?
804
00:34:54,171 --> 00:34:55,151
No.
805
00:34:55,251 --> 00:34:56,151
Leigh Sales?
806
00:34:57,611 --> 00:34:58,871
It's Nikkii.
807
00:35:00,451 --> 00:35:02,591
Nikkii? Nikkii who?
808
00:35:02,691 --> 00:35:04,791
Nikkii Steadman.
809
00:35:16,351 --> 00:35:17,651
How's my hate sponge?
810
00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:19,747
MAN: All right, 10 seconds.
811
00:35:19,778 --> 00:35:22,301
- Nine, eight, seven...
- Okay.
812
00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:24,831
- Steady, steady, Nikkii Steadman.
- six, five...
813
00:35:24,931 --> 00:35:26,191
It's just like diving off a cliff.
814
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:27,451
You'll be fine.
815
00:35:29,371 --> 00:35:31,391
Welcome to The Breakfast
Bar. I'm Eric Albrechtsen.
816
00:35:31,531 --> 00:35:34,511
And this morning, well, we've
kept you guessing, Australia.
817
00:35:34,651 --> 00:35:39,271
We've kept you in the dark, and
now it's time to turn on that light.
818
00:35:39,411 --> 00:35:43,191
Please welcome to the show,
the beautiful Nikkii Steadman!
819
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:44,591
Good evening, Eric.
820
00:35:44,691 --> 00:35:46,271
Oh! Morning! No.
821
00:35:47,851 --> 00:35:50,951
Time flies. Welcome, and boy do
we have a show for you today.
822
00:35:51,091 --> 00:35:55,591
Poet, Amos P Brown and we take a
look at new pool filtration systems.
823
00:35:55,731 --> 00:35:58,471
If that doesn't float your
boat, maybe this will.
824
00:35:58,611 --> 00:36:01,111
Okay, folks, we are back in 90 seconds.
825
00:36:02,531 --> 00:36:03,791
Where is she?
826
00:36:03,891 --> 00:36:05,751
Off like a rocket that way.
827
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,071
Nikkii.
828
00:36:15,171 --> 00:36:16,511
I said good evening.
829
00:36:16,611 --> 00:36:18,371
Yeah, only the 6am viewers saw that,
830
00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:21,111
and this next segment
you know inside out.
831
00:36:21,211 --> 00:36:22,111
Minister for Health.
832
00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:25,231
Yeah, paid parental leave,
opinion polls, all on autocue.
833
00:36:25,371 --> 00:36:26,911
I don't think I can
do this. I feel sick.
834
00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:29,031
Nikkii, is that your phone in your hand?
835
00:36:29,171 --> 00:36:31,311
- You don't know what they're saying!
- Give me your phone, Nikkii.
836
00:36:31,451 --> 00:36:34,551
"Nikkii Steadman is so stupid, she
makes a black hole look bright."
837
00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:35,551
Nikkii.
838
00:36:35,691 --> 00:36:37,551
"A paddling pool has more
depth than this chick."
839
00:36:37,651 --> 00:36:39,191
And what about this guy?
840
00:36:39,291 --> 00:36:41,431
"She's not even that hot"!
841
00:36:42,731 --> 00:36:44,391
Nikkii, you know more than anyone,
842
00:36:44,491 --> 00:36:46,391
a new host is open slather.
843
00:36:46,491 --> 00:36:47,391
You've got this!
844
00:36:48,611 --> 00:36:49,511
Problem.
845
00:36:49,611 --> 00:36:51,191
There's a story in the rolling news.
846
00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:53,191
MP caught using taxpayer dollars.
847
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:54,831
Helicopter, family wedding.
848
00:36:54,971 --> 00:36:56,651
Oh, no, we're not doing
news. I promised Nikkii.
849
00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:58,751
Don't think we've got a choice.
He's mates with the minister.
850
00:36:58,891 --> 00:37:00,311
- Sasha...
- He's on the couch.
851
00:37:00,411 --> 00:37:01,911
It's a gift. Bambi in headlights.
852
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:03,151
30 seconds.
853
00:37:03,251 --> 00:37:04,671
Fine, we...
854
00:37:04,811 --> 00:37:07,371
Leave her on, but it is not
going to be a car crash.
855
00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:10,791
Okay, hi, guys.
856
00:37:10,931 --> 00:37:13,111
I've got a few changes
to the next segment.
857
00:37:13,211 --> 00:37:15,271
It's a developing story.
858
00:37:15,371 --> 00:37:16,371
Lily, you promised.
859
00:37:16,511 --> 00:37:19,231
Paid parental leave,
opinion polls, nothing else.
860
00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,751
Nikkii, I will feed you
the questions, okay?
861
00:37:21,851 --> 00:37:23,191
Just listen to me.
862
00:37:23,331 --> 00:37:28,651
And we're back in five,
four, three, two...
863
00:37:28,731 --> 00:37:29,791
Welcome back, folks.
864
00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:32,231
Joining us on the couch
today is Mr Ben Mullins.
865
00:37:32,371 --> 00:37:34,271
Ben, of course, is the
Minister for Health,
866
00:37:34,411 --> 00:37:37,731
here to answer questions
for "This Week in Politics".
867
00:37:37,851 --> 00:37:39,651
- Good morning, Ben.
- Good morning, Eric.
868
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:43,371
We've had some pretty disturbing
news in this morning, Minister,
869
00:37:43,491 --> 00:37:46,831
with some serious allegations
levelled against one of your...
870
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,711
All right, Nikkii, I want you to ask,
871
00:37:48,851 --> 00:37:52,311
"Were you personally aware
of the misuse of funds?"
872
00:37:56,551 --> 00:37:58,011
Nikkii, just ask the question.
873
00:38:04,611 --> 00:38:06,071
Nikkii, you're fine.
874
00:38:06,171 --> 00:38:07,291
Just, were you...
875
00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:08,291
pers...
876
00:38:08,431 --> 00:38:10,431
- (VOMITS)
- (ALL SCREAM)
877
00:38:10,531 --> 00:38:11,831
Oh, God!
878
00:38:11,931 --> 00:38:12,831
Oh, my...!
879
00:38:12,971 --> 00:38:14,831
She just threw up on
the Health Minister!
880
00:38:14,931 --> 00:38:17,471
Nikkii, Nikkii, it's okay. It's okay.
881
00:38:17,571 --> 00:38:19,371
Nikkii, Nikkii. It's okay.
882
00:38:20,691 --> 00:38:21,911
Ask the question.
883
00:38:24,851 --> 00:38:28,831
The question that I wanted to ask is,
884
00:38:28,971 --> 00:38:32,311
were you personally aware
of the misuse of funds?
885
00:38:33,951 --> 00:38:37,031
(LAUGHS) Politics. Can make
you feel sick to the stomach.
886
00:38:37,131 --> 00:38:38,511
(LAUGHS, COUGHS)
887
00:38:38,611 --> 00:38:40,191
Were you aware...
888
00:38:40,331 --> 00:38:43,871
That his closest friend in
parliament chartered a helicopter
889
00:38:43,971 --> 00:38:45,591
to attend his niece's wedding?
890
00:38:45,731 --> 00:38:49,071
A helicopter to attend
his niece's wedding?
891
00:38:49,171 --> 00:38:53,111
Have you ever misused party funds?
892
00:38:53,211 --> 00:38:56,591
Well, perhaps unknowingly.
893
00:38:56,691 --> 00:38:57,591
Unknowingly.
894
00:38:57,691 --> 00:38:59,671
Misused is a very strong term.
895
00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:02,311
What word would you use, Minister?
896
00:39:02,451 --> 00:39:07,191
I'm sorry if that upset you, but
you are the Minister for Health.
897
00:39:07,331 --> 00:39:10,231
Do you feel uncomfortable
being around sick people?
898
00:39:10,331 --> 00:39:13,471
Oh, snap!
899
00:39:13,571 --> 00:39:14,471
Oh!
900
00:39:21,698 --> 00:39:23,042
Uh!
901
00:39:23,763 --> 00:39:26,963
When I made that audition
tape, I thought maybe, maybe,
902
00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:30,343
Sasha might hire me as, like, an
entertainment reporter or something,
903
00:39:30,483 --> 00:39:33,343
and now here I am, co-host,
a political report...
904
00:39:33,483 --> 00:39:35,783
You're not a political reporter, Nikkii.
905
00:39:35,883 --> 00:39:36,783
Nikkii, Nikkii!
906
00:39:36,923 --> 00:39:39,263
Eric's agent wants to know
if you've got representation.
907
00:39:40,283 --> 00:39:42,783
- (SQUEAKS)
- Just be careful...
908
00:39:42,883 --> 00:39:44,183
Hello?
909
00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:46,183
Hey.
910
00:39:46,683 --> 00:39:48,143
- Romeo.
- Mmm.
911
00:39:48,243 --> 00:39:50,183
No Juliet. You okay?
912
00:39:50,283 --> 00:39:53,543
Uh, I may have overreacted slightly,
913
00:39:53,643 --> 00:39:56,783
but she had a wet dog smell, so...
914
00:39:57,863 --> 00:39:58,863
That's a bit superficial.
915
00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:00,143
Well, it's true.
916
00:40:00,283 --> 00:40:02,143
- Hi. Jeremy.
- Hi. Vincent.
917
00:40:02,243 --> 00:40:03,423
Oh, guys, this is Jeremy.
918
00:40:03,563 --> 00:40:05,983
- This is Simone and Pete.
- Pete. Pete.
919
00:40:06,083 --> 00:40:07,183
And you guys know Alice.
920
00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:09,323
She's going through a break-up.
921
00:40:09,403 --> 00:40:11,063
So we are getting her drunk.
922
00:40:11,203 --> 00:40:12,683
You know what? You'll need some shots.
923
00:40:12,763 --> 00:40:14,103
I'll get 'em.
924
00:40:14,243 --> 00:40:17,463
Just don't let her get
her mitts on your phone.
925
00:40:17,563 --> 00:40:18,783
She's swipe right happy.
926
00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:20,423
Oh, her mitts.
927
00:40:20,563 --> 00:40:22,323
You sounded pretty old there. (LAUGHS)
928
00:40:22,403 --> 00:40:24,103
You're sounding like an old person.
929
00:40:24,203 --> 00:40:26,183
Pete Pete? Pete Barnett?
930
00:40:26,323 --> 00:40:28,143
- Life is Not a Love Song Pete?
- Yep.
931
00:40:28,283 --> 00:40:29,543
- I'm a big fan.
- Oh.
932
00:40:29,643 --> 00:40:32,063
I've read it. I loved it.
933
00:40:32,203 --> 00:40:33,503
I was up all last night.
I was mesmerised.
934
00:40:33,603 --> 00:40:34,963
Thanks. That's, um...
935
00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:41,323
You know, I am so glad Lily didn't
burn an idea like that on a segment.
936
00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:44,823
It was a close save.
937
00:40:44,963 --> 00:40:46,743
Have you thought about
developing stuff for TV?
938
00:40:46,843 --> 00:40:48,063
Oh, I...
939
00:40:48,203 --> 00:40:50,683
No, breakfast TV is not
really Pete's thing.
940
00:40:50,763 --> 00:40:51,683
Oh, forget breakfast.
941
00:40:51,803 --> 00:40:56,863
No, I'm thinking Jon Ronson
meets Scorsese doing the Stones.
942
00:40:56,963 --> 00:40:59,103
Classy, intelligent.
943
00:40:59,203 --> 00:41:00,323
I like this guy.
944
00:41:00,443 --> 00:41:02,543
- We should have a meeting.
- (TEXT MESSAGE ALERT)
945
00:41:02,683 --> 00:41:04,683
- Sure.
- Yep, okay.
946
00:41:04,803 --> 00:41:08,983
I'm gonna have to leave
you two love birds to it.
947
00:41:09,123 --> 00:41:11,143
- Jack?
- Yeah.
948
00:41:11,243 --> 00:41:13,183
Say hi from me.
949
00:41:13,283 --> 00:41:14,383
Thanks.
950
00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:19,640
You.
951
00:41:19,709 --> 00:41:20,649
Ah!
952
00:41:21,883 --> 00:41:26,543
You have five different
colour tones in your beard.
953
00:41:26,683 --> 00:41:28,423
Yeah, you've mentioned that once before.
954
00:41:28,563 --> 00:41:30,343
- Nikkii.
- Yeah, Pete.
955
00:41:30,443 --> 00:41:33,223
So, the kitchen gets a lotta light.
956
00:41:33,363 --> 00:41:35,323
- You don't like it?
- No.
957
00:41:35,403 --> 00:41:38,103
It's impossible not to
like it. It's just...
958
00:41:38,203 --> 00:41:39,403
It's so grown up.
959
00:41:40,963 --> 00:41:44,361
The... the kitchen's got all
those, um, shiny knob thingies
960
00:41:44,362 --> 00:41:45,755
- and it's got vents.
- Yeah,
961
00:41:45,756 --> 00:41:47,628
it's got an oven and
everything, you know.
962
00:41:47,763 --> 00:41:49,743
The bathroom needs a
bit of work, but look,
963
00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:52,323
I thought... I thought
this could be a...
964
00:41:55,683 --> 00:41:56,863
home office.
965
00:41:58,523 --> 00:42:00,323
In case you want to work on
your own projects, you know,
966
00:42:00,403 --> 00:42:01,503
would that be good for this?
967
00:42:01,643 --> 00:42:04,143
Yeah, no, this would
be... perfect for that.
968
00:42:04,243 --> 00:42:05,623
Really, Lil, be honest with me.
969
00:42:05,763 --> 00:42:07,503
Like, I don't want to
push you into anything.
970
00:42:07,603 --> 00:42:09,983
No. I love it.
971
00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:13,963
I hate it.
972
00:42:14,043 --> 00:42:15,343
I don't know what I was thinking.
973
00:42:15,443 --> 00:42:16,983
It'll grow on you.
974
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:18,603
Like mould.
975
00:42:18,683 --> 00:42:20,223
Can't believe you brought references.
976
00:42:20,323 --> 00:42:21,743
(BUMPING AND SCRAPING ON THE ROOF)
977
00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:22,743
What was that?
978
00:42:22,843 --> 00:42:24,063
Uh, it's a possum.
979
00:42:24,163 --> 00:42:25,903
Or maybe it's a ghost.
980
00:42:26,003 --> 00:42:27,603
Or maybe it's a ghost possum.
981
00:42:29,063 --> 00:42:31,463
(LAUGHS)
982
00:42:43,183 --> 00:42:44,383
What?
983
00:42:45,683 --> 00:42:47,323
To jumping off cliffs.
984
00:42:50,423 --> 00:42:52,863
? I will always call you home. ?
985
00:42:53,731 --> 00:42:56,255
The relationship warning signs...
986
00:42:56,256 --> 00:42:58,402
you shouldn't ignore.
987
00:42:58,589 --> 00:43:01,278
The six signs he's going to propose.
988
00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:03,883
Number One: He says, "We're a team."
989
00:43:03,884 --> 00:43:07,160
- We're a team.
- Number Two: He increases his touch.
990
00:43:07,161 --> 00:43:08,923
Three: You met family.
991
00:43:08,969 --> 00:43:10,947
Four: He gets in your jewellery box.
992
00:43:11,138 --> 00:43:14,284
- Five: You guys buy a house together.
- We're buying a house.
993
00:43:14,436 --> 00:43:16,986
And Six: Secret meetings with your dad.
994
00:43:17,074 --> 00:43:19,639
- What are you doing at the house?
- Jack asked me.
995
00:43:21,806 --> 00:43:23,362
I wanna talk to you about something...
996
00:43:23,658 --> 00:43:25,568
something big, actually.
997
00:43:27,455 --> 00:43:32,849
998
00:43:32,899 --> 00:43:37,449
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