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(man)Why should I care?
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Why should I let it touch me?
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Why shouldn't I
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Sit down and try tolet it pass over me?
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Why should they stare?
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Why should I let it get me?
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What's the use of despair
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If they call you a square?
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You're a long time deadlike my old pal Fred
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So why oh why should I
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Bother to?
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If they see that you're bluethey'll look down on you
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So why oh why should I
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Bother to care?
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Thank God I know more
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Why oh why should I
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Bother to care?
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God bless you.
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- I haven't seen him on the TV. Have you?
- What's that?
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- I've not seen him on TV.
- Who?
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Archie Rice.
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It's only a lot of daft girls
standing about with nothing on.
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- Come on, Father.
- He looks daft.
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- Will you come on when I tell you?
- He's never been on TV.
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Granddad!
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Granddad! Granddad!
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- Hello, Granddad.
- Jean! I wondered who it was.
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- I'm sorry if I startled you.
- I didn't know who it was.
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- I was miles away.
- It's good to see you.
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It's good to see you, my darling.
Give your grandfather a kiss.
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- Give me your case.
- I can manage.
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Hold your bloody noise.
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Your stepmother's in
one of her moods so I came out.
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I can't stand rows with Phoebe any more,
so I come and sit on the pier.
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Albert. Take care of this for me, will you?
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- This is my granddaughter.
- Have you come to see your dad?
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Thank you. Come on.
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- Who's that?
- Archie Rice's daughter.
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It's good to see you.
How long are you going to stay?
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Just a few days, I expect.
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- Have you heard from young Mick?
- Yes, he's fine.
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He'll be all right. But it's a nasty
business to get mixed up in.
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All those people in Egypt
and God knows where else.
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They seem to do what they like
to us nowadays.
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I went to the rally last Sunday.
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- What for, for God's sake?
- I don't know.
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I've got myself steamed up
about a lot of things lately.
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You want to have your bloody head read.
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- That's more or less what Graham said.
- Graham?
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My fianc�.
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(horn)
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- Can we go now, miss?
- All right.
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Paints and brushes on this table
and paintings over here.
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(mouths)
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(rock 'n' roll music from next room)
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- Finished?
- Yes, miss.
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Don't you want to go and dance?
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You don't have to go if you don't want to.
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Good night.
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Here, watch out where you're going!
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- Am I late?
- (wolf-whistle)
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No, his train doesn't leave for an hour.
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You were making a lot of noise.
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Well, my little social worker,
what was it tonight?
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The bicycle-chain ball
or the flick-knife excuse-me?
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Can't see the soldier brother off
to the wars with a long face like that.
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No, I should look pleased
about it, shouldn't I?
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How do you think you could ever
make anything out of those monsters?
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Don't let's do this again.
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You are never going to do anything
with those sort of people.
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Don't talk to me about
those sort of people.
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If it weren't for your sort of people
still in other people's countries,
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my brother wouldn't be
going off to fight.
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- The telegram came at breakfast.
- Why didn't they wait till February?
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Oh, I don't know.
I'm thinking of signing on.
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Well... up the flag, Mick.
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Here's to you.
Let's hope it's a false alarm.
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Thank you.
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- You're leaving tonight?
- No, they're flying us out in the morning.
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It's nice of you to come and see me off.
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- Off to defend the Empire.
- My queen and country need me.
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I wish I could think it was funny.
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Give him a break. He'll be all right.
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Jean's always taken everything seriously.
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I've always taken it as it comes,
but not Jeannie.
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Cheer up, love. Life isn't as bad as all that.
Even if it is, there's nothing we can do.
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I must be off.
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- Come on.
- Well, that needs cleaning for a start.
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- I'll do it.
- Good lad. Come on.
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Don't come any further.
There's my mob there.
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- Goodbye, love.
- Bye.
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- Stick in the back if there's shooting.
- You bet.
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- Go up and see Phoebe and the old boy.
- I'm going to.
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Goodbye, Graham.
Are you two getting married?
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- Ask her.
- Well, make her! It's what Jean needs.
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I'll bring you back a fuzzy-wuzzy
for your wedding present. Bye.
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- Bye-bye.
- Goodbye.
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Let's go.
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- Do you want to eat somewhere?
- No, thanks.
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- It might cheer you up.
- I want to go home.
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All right.
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- Do you want to come?
- What about the landlady?
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We'll beat her up.
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I've been longing to tell you all day.
They want a decision pretty soon.
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- Why Africa?
- The firm's expanding out there.
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You know - young men, big opportunities.
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- Do you want to go?
- Yes, I do. I've thought about it a lot.
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We could get married next month.
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Supposing I don't want to go, Graham?
Would you go just the same?
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- I don't think that's a fair question.
- No, but I'm asking it.
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- If we married it might change your mind.
- What if I didn't?
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- Why do you want to go?
- I've told you.
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Big opportunities. Big deal.
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You love me, don't you?
You still want to marry me?
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- Of course.
- Then why do we argue?
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I don't understand you.
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There's nothing to keep you here.
Nothing.
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Nothing but a bunch of teddy boys
who ought to be put in jail.
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Don't pretend you can't leave
that deadbeat family of yours.
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Can't you understand?
This job means something to me.
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I'm not good enough to paint myself,
but this is something I really can do.
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Maybe the first term has been hell,
but I'm not going to give up.
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There's nothing to keep us here.
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You've never stopped saying everything
about this country's dead. I agree.
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This would be a wonderful chance
for us to get out of it.
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I'm sorry.
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- I'm so tired.
- (whispers) I know. I'm sorry.
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Don't be.
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Take me to bed.
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I'm all right, Granddad.
I feel better now I've talked about it.
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You always liked coming to see me.
You were a pretty little thing.
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Not that looks are everything.
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You don't look at the mantelpiece
when you poke the fire.
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Archie always saw
you were nicely turned out.
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He was a smart little boy himself.
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Used to dress 'em in sailor suits then.
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- Funny how they all turn out.
- How is Dad?
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He's a fool. Raising money for another
show when he hasn't enough for this one.
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- What's this one like?
- I don't know. I haven't seen it.
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They don't want human beings any more.
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You're a lovely lot tonight.
I've played in front of them all, you know.
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The Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh,
the Prince of Wales...
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- What's that other pub?
- (faint titters)
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That went better at first house.
What about these crooners?
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I don't know what they're coming to.
Look at the stuff they sing.
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"The Darktown Strutters' Ball".
"The Basin Street Ball".
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"The Woodchoppers' Ball".
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It's a lot of... rubbish, isn't it?
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- He's a bit suggestive, isn't he?
- Now I'm going to sing you a little song.
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A little song written by Rimsky-Nastikov.
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It's entitled "The Church Bell Won't Ring
Tonight as the Vicar's got the Clapper."
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Hide your face, Mum,
the girls have got me
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I shan't be home for an hour or two
I've got all sorts of nice things to do
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They've got me worked up
in such a state
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So hide your face, Mum,
cos I can't hardly wait
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So hide your face, Mum,
the girls have got me
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The girls, the glamorous gorgeous girls,
have got me
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All right, Nicky?
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- Hey.
- Take her up.
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- Jean!
- Hello, Frank.
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Nice to see you, love.
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- Got a holiday?
- Sort of. I've just seen Granddad.
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Dad's on.
As you may possibly have guessed.
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- He'll be off in a minute, though.
- OK.
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But it's when she'd gone and left me
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That I started to say good night
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(thin applause)
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- Can't be anyone in front tonight.
- Look who's here.
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Hello, Jean!
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This is nice.
I haven't got my glasses on.
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I know. You thought I was
the income tax man.
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- All right, are you?
- Fine.
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Hide your face, Mum,
the girls have got him
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He won't be home for an hour or two
He's got all sorts of nice things to do
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They've got him
worked up in such a state
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Hide your face, Mum
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The girls, the glamorous gorgeous girls,
have got him now
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(applause)
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(applause peters out)
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- How's it going?
- First house about 60 sad little drabs.
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- Tonight about 200 sad little drabs.
- Excuse me.
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Frank! I'd like to see you.
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If we go on next week, it will be by very
reluctant agreement of 20 angry people.
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- Have you been home?
- No, not yet.
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- I ought to have warned Phoebe.
- Not to worry. You can have Mick's room.
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- How is Mick? Have you heard from him?
- Yes. He's just twiddling his thumbs.
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It's hot, he says. Not one for subtle detail.
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- Kids say if they aren't paid they'll quit.
- Well, let 'em.
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Go and get a couple of bottles.
I'm going to have a celebration.
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- Of what?
- My 20th anniversary.
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Of not paying income tax.
You go with him, love.
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I'll meet you at Buckingham Palace.
I've got a couple of people to see.
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- Good night, Frank.
- (wolf-whistles)
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(classical music)
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- Did you see Ree?
- Better get some lolly for her.
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Here's your week.
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It's not so hot.
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(sighs)
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- Want one?
- I don't think I'd better, had I?
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- Uh-oh.
- Well? What about it?
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I'll just be five minutes.
I've got to listen to the news.
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- I'm not leaving this theatre without it.
- Just five minutes.
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(radio) There'll be another programmein this series next week.
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The eleven-o'clock news summaryfollows almost at once.
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(pips)
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This is the BBC Home Service. Here is thesummary of the news. First of all, Suez.
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A number of British paratroopersare reported to have been captured.
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Names will be withhelduntil the next of kin have been informed.
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The House of Commons is debatingthe situation in the Middle East tomorrow.
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Latest reports were consideredat a cabinet meeting this afternoon.
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Oh, this is nice! What a shame - if I'd
known I could have been back earlier,
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but I saw a bit of the picture round again.
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- What was it like?
- Wasn't up to much.
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They're showing
a lot of rubbish these days.
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They're going to close it down.
Everything's doing badly.
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- That's what worries Archie.
- Good night, Mum. See you, Jeano.
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- Where are you off to?
- He's got an extra job.
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He's playing the piano in one of these
late-night drinking places.
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- It is lovely to see her, isn't it, Dad?
- Yes.
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He's pleased. He doesn't have
anyone much to talk to, do you?
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He won't come to the pictures with me.
He likes to listen to a play on the wireless.
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- (shouts) You like a nice play!
- I can't sit for long.
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- I'm all right.
- I'm at Woolworth's now. Did I tell you?
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I'm on the electrical counter.
Not bad. Girls are a bit common.
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- It is nice to see you.
- Archie says you've heard from Mick.
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Yes, he's out there. You think
he's going to be all right, don't you?
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Why do they send these boys out?
They're just kids. That's all he is, a kid.
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- They do look after them, don't they?
- Oh yes, they look after them all right.
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They look after them better now
than they did. The Dardanelles.
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00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,313
I went through that without a scratch.
Not a scratch on me.
231
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,399
Aye aye. I've just been talking
to our coloured friend on the stairs.
232
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,875
- He's a student.
- No, he's a ballet dancer.
233
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,833
Is he? He's a big fellow.
234
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,520
- Playing the Winter Gardens.
- Ballet dancer?
235
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,710
He says if you drop your hat
outside there,
236
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,991
kick it all the way to the promenade
before you pick it up.
237
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:46,113
- There's a telegram come for you.
- Don't you think she's looking peaky?
238
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:50,279
- There's a telegram come for you!
- It's probably one of my creditors.
239
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,960
Good girl.
You remembered Phoebe's Dubonnet.
240
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:57,915
She likes that. Don't you? She thinks
she's being awfully U when she drinks it.
241
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,634
Well, I like it. It seems to soothe me.
242
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:05,675
- Was it all right at the theatre?
- No, it was not all right at the theatre.
243
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,792
Have your Dubonnet, dear.
Jean, that's yours.
244
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,558
- Billy, wake up!
- I am awake.
245
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,832
- Well, stop yelling, then. Here's a drink.
- I don't want it.
246
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,077
Yes, you do. Don't argue.
I'm having a celebration.
247
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,237
- What have you got to celebrate about?
- Oh, dear.
248
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,796
Not a thing you can call your own,
and as sure as God made little apples
249
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,993
I'll lay a sovereign to a penny piece
you'll be bankrupt before Christmas.
250
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,350
And you'll be lucky not to end up in jail.
251
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,711
- Get him to go to bed.
- Go to bed. You're overtired.
252
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:39,595
I'm not overtired. I don't relish
the idea of a jailbird in the family.
253
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,109
Shut up, Dad.
You've had too much to drink.
254
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,232
I used to have half a bottle
of brandy for breakfast.
255
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,955
And a pound of steak
and a couple of chorus girls.
256
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:53,039
I leave chorus girls to you. Do you know
what James Agate said about me?
257
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,596
That you and Pat Campbell were
his favourite female impersonators.
258
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,951
You know bloody well what he said.
259
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,834
We all know what he said
and every word of it was true.
260
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,679
Your daughter went to that
Trafalgar Square circus last Sunday.
261
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,509
Did you really? Are you one of those
who don't like the prime minister?
262
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,518
I've grown fond of him.
Does he bring you out in spots?
263
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:24,636
- I wish I knew what was going to happen.
- I feel like that about that dog downstairs.
264
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,911
- What is going to happen?
- Three things do that to me.
265
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:32,113
- Nuns, clergymen and dogs.
- I don't want to always have to work.
266
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,834
You want a bit of life before it's all over.
267
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,272
Takes the gilt off if you've got to go on
and on until they carry you out in a box.
268
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,312
- Did I tell you my nun story?
- It's all right for him.
269
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,512
He still has his women.
While it lasts, anyway.
270
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:49,997
But I don't want to end up
being lain out by some stranger
271
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:55,831
in some rotten little street in Gateshead or
West Hartlepool or another of those holes.
272
00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:00,158
Phoebe, don't upset yourself.
Let's enjoy ourselves.
273
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,636
Do you think I don't want to enjoy myself?
274
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,716
(wails)
275
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,994
I wish women wouldn't cry.
I wish they wouldn't.
276
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,588
- Say something to her, Jean.
- Why don't you?
277
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:18,076
I wish I could. I only wish I could.
278
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,993
Phoebe...
279
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,476
Phoebe, dear,
would you like to go to bed?
280
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:31,958
Yes, I think I will if you don't mind, dear.
I think perhaps I've overdone it a bit.
281
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:38,349
I never could stand too much excitement.
And I'm worrying about Mick underneath.
282
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,119
I keep thinking about all that fighting.
283
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,198
Get some sleep.
You'll feel better when you wake up.
284
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,276
Yes, dear.
285
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:53,192
- Would you come and say good night?
- Yes, I'm just finishing my celebration.
286
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,675
- He's funny.
- Good night, son.
287
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,268
- Good night.
- Good night, Jean.
288
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,951
It was good seeing you.
We'll have a good talk tomorrow.
289
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,078
- Dad?
- Yeah?
290
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,556
You're keeping something to yourself.
291
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,273
- You never miss a trick.
- What is it?
292
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:27,748
Mick's been taken prisoner.
No point in breaking it tonight.
293
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,315
I think I'd like some of that.
294
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,319
We'll drink to Mick.
295
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,795
Let's hope to God he manages.
296
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,709
Mick. And... the income tax man.
297
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:58,677
With you it's prime ministers.
With me it's dogs.
298
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,360
Nuns, clergymen and dogs.
299
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:09,919
Did I ever tell you the greatest
compliment I ever had paid me?
300
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:17,397
I was walking along the promenade
somewhere. I think it was here, actually.
301
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,114
One day...
302
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,595
25 years ago.
303
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,075
I was quite a young man.
304
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,668
There I was walking along the promenade
305
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:32,237
to meet what I think we used to call
a piece of crackling...
306
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:40,430
when two nuns came toward me.
307
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,036
Two nuns.
308
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,674
Talk to me.
309
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,236
(yelling and shrieking)
310
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,076
(puppet) Get down. Get downstairs.
Get down there.
311
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,436
- Jean.
- There's nothing fresh.
312
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,472
It's the same description
as we heard on the news.
313
00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:00,674
You'd think those rogues in Parliament
were glad our boys were taken prisoner.
314
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,076
Their own country always wrong
and the other lot's always right.
315
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,316
Dad, we're worried enough as it is.
316
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:12,356
It says "Lt Pearson, who had been with
Sgt Rice shortly before he was captured,
317
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:16,553
said he killed at least seven attackers
before he was overwhelmed."
318
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,434
"'He must have run out of ammunition,'
he said. 'Rice wasn't the type..."'
319
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:25,190
Don't go on.
I just can't bear to think about it.
320
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,672
I fried these up for your breakfast.
They don't look very nice. I'm sorry.
321
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,075
Never mind. I'm not really hungry.
322
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,839
- Where's Frank?
- He went to the theatre.
323
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,032
Said he wouldn't be in for breakfast.
324
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,754
- Where's Dad?
- Out. He had a call from the town hall.
325
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,314
- Sit down?
- No, thanks, Granddad.
326
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,274
About the bathing beauty competition.
He'll be in his element.
327
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:57,190
Bathing beauties? Haven't got the figures
nowadays. They're all skin and bone.
328
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,154
What'll he do after this?
Is he really trying to put on another show?
329
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,909
I don't know how, after that last business.
He's still a bankrupt.
330
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:11,149
You knew that. I have to sign everything
for him. He can't get any credit.
331
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,352
Still, he could always twist me
round his little finger.
332
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,314
He won't listen to me.
He spends half his time in that Rockcliffe.
333
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,034
That damned meat market
by the clock tower.
334
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,917
- How'd you do that?
- How'd I pay income tax 20 years ago?
335
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:29,352
Pure bad luck. I was trapped
in a hospital with a double hernia.
336
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:35,396
Very nasty it was. I thought all my plans
for the future were going to be finished.
337
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,193
That's another story
I'll tell you sometime.
338
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,197
There I was lying on my back
339
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,871
wondering whether draught Bass alone
was enough to make life worth living...
340
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,956
Arnold, five more.
341
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,152
...when two men sprang at me
from behind the screens.
342
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:54,637
That was Archie's one downfall.
I think the ward sister tipped them off.
343
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,830
She used to tell me she was spiritual.
344
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,669
I'd gone legit just then
and I was in A Tale Of Two Cities.
345
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,839
When I told her, she said
"I've heard of that." She was Irish.
346
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,589
"Isn't that about Sodom and Gomorrah?"
347
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,834
Hey, Harold. Can I have a word?
348
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,436
Harold, how about...
349
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,955
How about a booking?
350
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,469
At the Winter Garden,
when the season's over?
351
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,556
What do you have in mind?
352
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,148
Something lavish. A couple of top-liners.
353
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,239
I've got hold of those costumes
from Syd Stein's Blackpool show.
354
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,635
- Fabulous stuff.
- Leave it alone.
355
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:37,389
I was having a drink with
Doreen Maine's agent last Thursday.
356
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:42,435
Doreen Maine. You know. One of her
records hit the top ten. Last February.
357
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,314
- I'd like to do you a favour.
- I'm not asking any favours.
358
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,908
- What management?
- Me.
359
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,913
- Are you really serious?
- Serious? You don't understand.
360
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:59,114
- I need this booking. I really need it.
- I'd have to see the show first.
361
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,552
- I've got to open somewhere.
- Now, Archie.
362
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,558
We've had some laughs.
Let's leave it like that.
363
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,229
With a booking like this
I could break the circuits.
364
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:13,511
You know me.
I only deal with established properties.
365
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,074
I'm asking you as a friend.
366
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:24,628
You know my office. If you've got a
concrete proposition I'm ready to listen.
367
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:30,276
Sorry about that, Harold.
Worrying about young Mick, I dare say.
368
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,198
That's all right, Archie.
369
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:43,150
Well, I must rush now, boys.
The call of the bathing belle competition.
370
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,477
- I'm judging the finals.
- I thought Wally Barker was.
371
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,160
He dropped out,
so they sent for the expert.
372
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:53,478
Mind you, they don't understand
the business in this country.
373
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,592
On the Continent
they put the girls up for auction.
374
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,793
Did I tell you about the chap
who'd take out a pen... Sorry, too late.
375
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,990
- So long, Frank.
- So long.
376
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,719
- Can I help you, darling?
- I'm looking for Mr Rice.
377
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,035
- I'm his daughter.
- Which one are you?
378
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,594
The one born yesterday?
379
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,319
As a matter of fact, she is my sister.
380
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,396
Oh.
381
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,078
Sorry.
382
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,036
Jean! Jean.
383
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,438
- Now listen, he didn't mean anything.
- I know what he meant.
384
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,393
- Who is he?
- The new manager of the Winter Garden.
385
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:43,390
- I wouldn't trust him behind a curtain...
- With his feet showing. As Dad says.
386
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,273
- Why does he go on with it?
- Who, Dad?
387
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,234
In the blood, I suppose. Yours too, I'll bet.
388
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:55,878
- I wish sometimes he'd face up to reality.
- I don't think he faces up to much else.
389
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,560
He knows music hall's dying
better than you do.
390
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,389
And what about you, Frank?
Are you going on with it?
391
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,195
Talent got a bit thin
when it come down to me.
392
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,550
- And the courage too.
- Courage?
393
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:13,231
Yeah. Courage to go on.
Like Archie. He's got it.
394
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,835
- Walk to the Winter Garden with me.
- Why?
395
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:22,636
I'm standing in for the lady horganist
for half a hour. Come on.
396
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,876
(organ music)
397
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,234
Course Granddad had the real talent.
He had what it takes.
398
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:44,069
People still remember him.
They stop him in the street.
399
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,910
He's about all that's left of all that
music-hall stuff and all them other things.
400
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,395
Still, as Phoebe always says...
401
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,035
- Better to be a has-been...
- Than a never-was.
402
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,152
It must have been
better than this, anyway.
403
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,919
Something's missing, isn't it?
404
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,437
(Scottish accent)
Mrs Sandy MacPherson calls.
405
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:11,190
You'll be late for the beauty competition.
I'll see you.
406
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,516
(organ music)
407
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,309
(Archie over PA)Miss Vicky Thelwell of Leeds.
408
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:39,070
She likes weightlifting and dislikesmen with beards. Has no hobbies.
409
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:44,069
What about her, eh? She needs somebeef putting into her, if you ask me.
410
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,760
Nobody's asked me. Never mind.
411
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,072
Miss Anne Thomlinson of Heysham.
412
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:56,149
Likes steak, dislikes getting upin the morning, and has no hobbies.
413
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,116
Miss Shirley Lawrence from Ripon.
414
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:05,395
She likes midnight swimming anddislikes wolves and her hobby is sailing.
415
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,079
Now Miss Joyce Richards from Heysham.
416
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:16,274
She likes weightlifting and dislikes
men drivers and she's got no hobbies.
417
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,597
- (wolf-whistle) She's a smasher.
- Give over, Father.
418
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:26,273
Don't look so worried. Your old man may
be square, but he still loves the curves.
419
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:33,110
- How about that for a bit of Pi R squared?
- Where did they dig him up?
420
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,115
- Hello. Hello, Granddad.
- Hello, dear.
421
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:41,392
You've missed most of it. This is
the final walk-round. Archie's been good.
422
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,911
- Yes, I was watching from the back.
- He hasn't said a word about Mick all day.
423
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,316
He's worried about him.
That's why I came out.
424
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,557
- To take my mind off it.
- She's pretty.
425
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,677
And now Miss Tina Lapford from Burnley.
426
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,631
She likes meeting people. Dislikes
sarcasm. Hobbies: Amateur dramatics.
427
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,076
(wolf-whistle)
428
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,439
Whoo!
429
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,789
- I wonder which he's picked for himself?
- Hold your bloody noise.
430
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,390
Doesn't like me talking about it.
As if she doesn't know!
431
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,195
- There's no reason to talk about it.
- She's not soft. Are you, dear?
432
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,790
I don't want hear about it
and I shouldn't think Jean does.
433
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:29,710
And now, before our distinguished judges
make their final selection,
434
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,913
these lovely girls are going to line up
for you so you can make yours.
435
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:40,115
I've made mine. Of course this is
a very tense moment, very tense indeed.
436
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,118
The judges have
an elaborate system of marking.
437
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,994
They're marked "good",
"very good" and "wow".
438
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,479
There you are, boys.
Aren't they gorgeous?
439
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,718
Come on, boys. That'll take the tops
off your boiled eggs for you.
440
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:02,433
If I mention the women, it's because it's
always been the same thing with them.
441
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,189
Still, I suppose it's different with men.
More important to them.
442
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,153
- Will you hold your bloody noise?
- Why don't you?
443
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:15,071
Now the moment you've all been waiting
for - the judges' final announcement.
444
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:20,398
For the third prize we have
Miss Joyce Richards of Heysham.
445
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,273
- Just 19 and very nice too.
- (applause)
446
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,197
Thank you.
447
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:31,519
To present the prizes, I have the great
honour and pleasure to introduce to you
448
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:38,193
that great star of TV, stage, screen and
labour exchange, Mr MacDonald Hobley.
449
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,316
Congratulations to you.
450
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:58,070
And the second place, Miss Tina Lapford
from Burnley. Age 20 and very nice too.
451
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,111
I'd vote for her.
452
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,398
Oh, no. Don't think much of her.
453
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,476
Good luck to you.
454
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,356
(organ plays)
455
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,237
- All yours, Mac.
- Thanks.
456
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,558
Ladies and gentlemen,
the winner of the cheque for �1,000
457
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,399
and the holder of the title
of Miss Great Britain
458
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,478
is Valerie Martin from Salisbury.
459
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:42,719
Listen. You two wait here while I
try and find Archie before the big rush.
460
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,559
They'll be starting the photographs soon.
461
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,240
- And you behave yourself.
- Yes, yes, yes.
462
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:53,434
Beauty competition? I can't tell the
women from the men, not from the back.
463
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,996
Even from the front
you have to take a good look sometimes.
464
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,032
You look thirsty.
How about having a drink with me?
465
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,072
I can't because I've got my mum with me.
466
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,555
- Bring her along too.
- Really?
467
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,399
- Of course. Is she here?
- Come over and meet her.
468
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,512
- I'd love to. Is she pretty?
- No!
469
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,791
- She must be.
- No, she's not a bit. Mum!
470
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:23,390
This is Mr Rice. He wanted to meet you.
This is my mum, Mrs Lapford.
471
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,594
Go and get changed
and then you won't get cold.
472
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,075
I thought they'd never decide.
473
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,591
I'm not saying that because of Tina.
Second prize is better than no prize.
474
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:45,510
- Everyone said it should have been first.
- What did they see in that girl?
475
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,918
- Archie?
- A lot of the girls were extremely ladylike.
476
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,634
But that one?
The one that won first prize?
477
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,354
I'm sorry, I shall just have to say it.
478
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,995
She was just common.
That's all I can say. Just common.
479
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,590
I knew our Tina had it in her
when she was a little girl.
480
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,553
She was always doing impersonations.
Weren't you?
481
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,319
- Oh, that.
- "Oh, that?"
482
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,638
Film stars. Veronica Lake she used to do.
And Donald Duck.
483
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,716
And... who else did you do, love?
484
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:19,118
- I don't remember. I was only a little kid.
- I knew she had it in her then.
485
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:24,314
That's why she had elocution lessons.
She started those before school.
486
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,637
She's worked hard.
Of course she's got her head screwed on.
487
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:32,788
You'll have seen that. You see, she wants
to get on, so I'm quite sure she will.
488
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,115
All she needs is a little push.
489
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:39,153
When you see some of those girls
on television... honest.
490
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,316
You're right, Mrs... Lapford.
491
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:46,958
I think... Tina, your Tina,
could easily go places in a big way.
492
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,753
It's just a question of the breaks,
as you say.
493
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,110
Now, I'm just wondering.
494
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:58,752
You see, I have a new show opening
at the Winter Garden, actually.
495
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,440
The Winter Garden? Have you?
496
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,348
Yes. You see, it's an expensive show.
497
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:10,076
Doreen Maine and thousands
of pounds' worth of costumes.
498
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,590
It's quite a proposition.
499
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:18,589
It just might be the right break for Tina.
500
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,434
- You're late.
- I'm sorry. I got held up.
501
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,235
- Had to sort out some scenery.
- Why'd you want to meet in this dump?
502
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,397
- We can have a drink in the caravan.
- What caravan?
503
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,476
I'll show you.
504
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,915
Friend of mine owns a site.
505
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,598
There.
506
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,038
I thought we could be alone
for the afternoon.
507
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,718
OK?
508
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,598
OK.
509
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,756
Don't worry.
510
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,156
- How do you feel?
- I feel...
511
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,117
- Happy, I suppose.
- So do I.
512
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,436
I've never been as happy as this.
Have you?
513
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,313
No, I don't think I have.
514
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,477
I've only ever had a young boyfriend.
515
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:41,076
- Not used to the old crocks, then?
- Don't be so daft.
516
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:45,637
I mean, I've never made love.
Not like this afternoon.
517
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,476
Haven't you?
518
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,439
Do you think I'm in love with you?
519
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,119
- You tell me.
- Yes.
520
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,196
Yes, I think I must be.
521
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,239
What was your wife like, Archie?
522
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,436
She was...
523
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,473
a bit difficult to describe.
524
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,830
Didn't you get on very well?
525
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,716
Well, yeah, well...
526
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:27,958
She didn't really approve of
the way I carried on, you see.
527
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,310
- What do you mean?
- Well...
528
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,120
She didn't think I took life seriously.
529
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:39,268
Why should you take life seriously?
What good does it do you?
530
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,552
I think you look smashing
when you're on the stage.
531
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:51,114
- Where are your children, then?
- The girl's in London.
532
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,549
One of the boys is in the army.
533
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,669
Hey.
534
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,633
What time have we got to meet
your mum and dad?
535
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,991
Half past five.
I'd better get dressed, hadn't I?
536
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,394
Yeah.
537
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,353
I can't wait to be in the new show.
538
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:09,439
Dad'll help with the money.
He's driving over today to talk about it.
539
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,518
So don't worry. Mum'll fix that.
540
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,716
Oh, Archie. You make me feel so good.
541
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,876
You do, really.
542
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,279
There's something... I don't know...
marvellous about you.
543
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,194
- Did you ever want to get married again?
- No.
544
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,995
- Never met anyone, I suppose.
- That's right.
545
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,157
(radio) Here is a summary of the news.
546
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:47,990
The War Office announced thatSgt Michael Rice was being released
547
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,396
after negotiations which beganat 11 o'clock this morning.
548
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,876
Sgt Rice is reported to be fit and well.An allocated aircr...
549
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,992
What is it, eh?
Tell me, Archie. What is it?
550
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,988
What?
551
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,510
What's that
that makes you so marvellous?
552
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,949
Say you love me, Archie.
553
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,273
I love you.
554
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,553
Home in a few days! I can't believe it.
555
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:25,309
I knew they wouldn't keep him.
They wouldn't dare. Even nowadays.
556
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,830
I hope it's true and nothing will go wrong.
557
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,191
You do talk the most almighty rubbish.
558
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,993
They say they've got
an aeroplane standing by.
559
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,829
I don't want Archie to be disappointed
on top of everything else.
560
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,555
You should never build things up.
You're always disappointed.
561
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:48,516
That's Archie's trouble. Always builds
things up. Always off on some new idea.
562
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,519
- And he said...
- I say, he's the limit.
563
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,949
- Wait a minute.
- Sorry, go on.
564
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,833
He said "Why do they call it
the Cat-Rice Inn?"
565
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,636
He said "By the time the cats are finished
chasing the electric saucer of milk,
566
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,751
it's turned into a rice pudding."
567
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,236
That one's not so good,
but I got it from my landlady.
568
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,874
It's not the only thing I got off her.
569
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,195
I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
570
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:16,871
You know that boy they took prisoner?
His name's Rice. Did you see the papers?
571
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,195
I heard it on the radio. Another cup?
572
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,551
- I don't mind if I do.
- Hold on. I'm mother.
573
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,115
Now it's time we got down to business,
as the bishop said...
574
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:30,198
- To the actress. I know.
- Don't worry, Archie.
575
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,153
I'll see her right. You have my hand on it.
576
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,714
- Then the deal's all set?
- It is.
577
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,400
- And Tina's happy. Aren't you, love?
- Oh, yes.
578
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,431
Well, thanks.
579
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,074
Well, I've got to get off to the theatre.
580
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,959
Why don't we all come,
now we're in show business?
581
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,072
Tina can pick up a few tips.
582
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,760
This is just a little summer show.
583
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,395
It's nothing like the glorious
shape of things to come.
584
00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:00,071
But if you understand that, by all means.
I'll leave seats at the box office for you.
585
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,872
Bye-bye, now.
586
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,788
Oh, I say. He's a charming man,
isn't he, Wilfred?
587
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,674
- Now, Ada, this is just a business deal.
- I'm well aware of that.
588
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,756
Archie?
589
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,517
I can't see you tonight.
It'll have to be tomorrow.
590
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,596
All right, love.
591
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,992
- That wasn't Archie, was it?
- No.
592
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:44,353
Jean, could you lend me ten bob?
Do you mind, dear? Just till I get paid.
593
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,675
I thought I'd buy this for Mick.
594
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,872
He's got such a sweet tooth.
He loves anything like this.
595
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,676
- It's a bit jazzy, isn't it?
- Jazzy? I don't think it's jazzy.
596
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,075
I don't know what you mean by jazzy.
597
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,111
Mick'll like it anyway.
598
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:02,198
Look, take this.
Archie gave it to me this morning.
599
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,392
I'll borrow that, then.
I'll give it you back.
600
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:10,469
OK. Only I can't come.
I promised to meet Granddad at the club.
601
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,036
- All right, dear.
- I'll see you later.
602
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,311
- Can I wear my diamond brooch?
- Course you can.
603
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,396
My diamond brooch. Eh, Dad?
604
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,315
You can't all get to the top.
You can't make your own luck.
605
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:29,195
Me, I was always lucky.
Mind you, I was good too.
606
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,880
Granddad. I must talk to you some time.
607
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,468
- Of course. What about?
- It's about Dad.
608
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,158
Oh, yes. Later.
609
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:40,193
- It makes you proud.
- The ambassador I was telling you about.
610
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:45,519
Sir something Pearson, his name was.
Charming fellow. Absolutely the best type.
611
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:50,589
Told me I was his favourite comedian.
Barring George Robey.
612
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:56,673
Tonight is a great occasion for one
of our most distinguished members.
613
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,110
He's just had very good news
about someone in his family.
614
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:05,075
I'm sure you'll all want to join with me
in drinking his health.
615
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,156
Billy Rice!
616
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:16,030
I'm going to ask him to do us the honour
of singing some of his favourite songs.
617
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,276
(cries of encouragement)
618
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:23,349
Look at him. You wouldn't
remember him properly, would you?
619
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,000
No, no. I don't want that thing.
620
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,230
The so-called government
we've got today
621
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,875
Are cutting down expenses, so they say
622
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,390
To save a few odd million, more or less
623
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,751
They want to scrap the navy. Do they?
624
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,950
(all) Yes!
625
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,150
We know they're broke, well, I'm broke
626
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,033
So are you broke, we're all broke
627
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,914
As we were when Bolingbroke
first sailed away
628
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,189
But we've got the men,
we've got the ships
629
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,676
What's more, we've got the water
630
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:08,156
And it's just as wet
as in Lord Nelson's day
631
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:13,192
So don't let 'em scrap the British navy
632
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,118
Don't let 'em scrap our men o' war
633
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,430
What do we care if the income tax
is twelve bob in the pound?
634
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:24,075
We can owe it
like we've always done before
635
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,749
Let Winston say ta-ta
to all the tartars he adores
636
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,668
But not ta-ta to all the tars
that guard our English shores
637
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:38,512
Let him scrap his high hats,
squash hats, straw hats and velours
638
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,470
But they mustn't never scrap, no!
639
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,876
They mustn't never scrap, no!
640
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,959
They mustn't never scrap
the British navy
641
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,633
For I'm sure you'll agree
642
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,797
That a fellow like me
643
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,480
Is the salt of our dear old country
644
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,194
Of our dear old country
645
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,716
(orchestra mimicking explosions)
646
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,518
But when our heritage is threatened
647
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,029
At home or across the sea
648
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,038
It's chaps like us - yes, you and me
649
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,197
Who'll march again to victory
650
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,918
Some people say we're finished
651
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,554
Some people say we're done
652
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,672
But if we all stand
653
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,588
By this dear old land
654
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,756
(Land Of Hope And Glory)
655
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,192
- Don't look sour.
- You would if you'd been messed about.
656
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,959
You'll get what's coming to you.
657
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,834
The battle will be won
658
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:59,195
Thank God we're normal,
normal, normal
659
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,552
Yes, thank God we're normal,
we are the country's flower
660
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,274
And when the great call comes
661
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,951
Someone will gaze down on us and say
662
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,470
They make no fuss
663
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,512
For this was their finest shower
664
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,279
Yes, this was their finest shower
665
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:24,678
So thank God we're normal,
normal, normal
666
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,394
Yes, thank God we're normal
667
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:32,275
For this was their finest shower
668
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,268
- What do you mean?
- There's a new show.
669
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,709
Backed to the limit. I've a new backer.
670
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,196
(piano music on radio)
671
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,156
(door bell)
672
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,236
(music ends)
673
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:09,033
And now a request from Mrs ConnieMorris of Northwood, Middlesex,
674
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:14,598
for her husband, Flight Sergeant OzzieMorris, who is serving in the Middle East.
675
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,031
Sorry, I've forgotten my key.
676
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:28,109
I don't like to answer the door in case
it's a policeman with another summons.
677
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:31,232
There'll be a policeman
at the door all right.
678
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:36,110
- I do hope Archie won't be long.
- Well, Frank's with him.
679
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:40,119
Frank's a sensible boy.
He'll see he doesn't stay out too late.
680
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:44,711
Archie's a fool. Always got some
big idea he's going to make money.
681
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:50,551
A while ago it was female impersonators.
We were going to make a packet.
682
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:55,310
But by the time Archie got started on it,
it had all petered out.
683
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,715
Oh, well. It's no good worrying.
684
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:02,675
It says on the telly that Mick's coming
home and that's all that really matters.
685
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,156
- Come on. Have a drop of this.
- Not for me, thanks.
686
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,236
Getting low on the drink.
687
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:12,638
You need something to eat. You've had
nothing but tea and cigarettes for days.
688
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,753
- I couldn't eat anything.
- People have got to eat.
689
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,953
"People have got to eat" she says.
That's a good one.
690
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,709
- You can't carry on...
- "People have got to eat" she said.
691
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,673
- Where's he got to?
- He's gone into the kitchen.
692
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:34,148
That's not all they've got to do. They've
got to do things you don't know about.
693
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:39,798
- I know, love. Things have been tough.
- You're a very sweet girl, Jean.
694
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,390
- But you're not even my own daughter.
- All right, I'm sorry.
695
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,034
- Don't presume too much.
- I just said...
696
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:50,199
- Don't presume too much!
- Let me get you some tea.
697
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,716
Why doesn't Archie come back?
698
00:51:53,840 --> 00:52:00,188
You'd think he'd come back here and
celebrate after hearing his son was safe.
699
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:05,716
- I don't know. You people...
- Don't let's have a row. It's silly.
700
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:10,197
It's not silly.
Anyway, who said we were having a row?
701
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:14,711
All I said was that I wasn't hungry.
And you start getting at me.
702
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,276
- I wasn't getting at you.
- I can't eat.
703
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,595
You don't know what it's like.
704
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:27,034
We've lived on penny pieces of bacon
and what we've got from the tribunal.
705
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,754
- You're all alike.
- We should have stayed.
706
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,075
Archie, I'm talking to Jean.
707
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,158
I thought you were.
I sized up the situation in a flash.
708
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,956
It's easy for people like you to make fun.
I left school when I was 12 years old.
709
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,436
If she tells me that once more
I'll get up on this roof,
710
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,109
drunk as I am, I shall get up and scream.
I've never done that before.
711
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:51,472
You had to pay sixpence a week.
Some weeks my mother couldn't find it.
712
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,513
But this is a welfare state, my darling.
Nobody wants, nobody goes without.
713
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,349
- I was scrubbing a dining hall...
- Everybody's all right.
714
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,439
- Young Mick's all right, Frank, Jean...
- I wish you'd both shut up.
715
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:10,033
She'll make it up with old Graham and
forget all about silly old Trafalgar Square.
716
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,116
You don't understand.
717
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:16,916
Phoebe scrubbed a dining-hall floor
for 500 kids when she was 12 years old.
718
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,953
Have you any idea how often she's
told me about those kids and that hall?
719
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,197
- Oh, shut up.
- OK, son. Pass one of those to Jean.
720
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,279
- She looks as though she could use it.
- Every night's a party night.
721
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:33,155
And do you know why? Look at her.
Look at that poor, pathetic old thing there.
722
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,396
She's very drunk.
723
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:42,153
And her untrained mind is racing because
her blood's full of alcohol we can't afford.
724
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,716
- What's he talking about?
- She's tired and she's getting old.
725
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,469
She's tired of me. Nobody ever
gave her very much except me.
726
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:54,355
And my God, she's tired of that.
Aren't you, my old darling?
727
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:58,758
I tried to make something of myself.
I really did try.
728
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:02,031
I was nothing much to look at.
I was a plain kid.
729
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,709
No, I wasn't. I wasn't even plain.
730
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:10,310
I was the ugliest bloody kid
you ever saw in your life.
731
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:15,514
But I made something of myself.
I made him want me.
732
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,356
- It was a long time ago.
- Have a row, but can it be a quiet row?
733
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:24,235
Stop yelling, I can't hear myself shout.
Sing us a song, there's a good boy.
734
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,430
- Where's the old man?
- In the kitchen.
735
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,950
Billy, come out of there.
You know you're only reading.
736
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:34,232
What's he doing messing in there?
He knows I don't like him being in there.
737
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,113
Leaves everything in such a mess.
738
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,358
- You've been at that cake.
- What?
739
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,233
- You've been at my cake.
- I was hungry.
740
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,920
But that cake was for Mick.
It wasn't for you.
741
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,953
- I'm sorry.
- I bought it for when he comes home.
742
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,558
- Why couldn't you leave it alone?
- I just fancied it.
743
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,911
Couldn't you leave it alone?
It wasn't for you.
744
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,396
What's the matter with you?
I feed you, don't I?
745
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,478
Don't think you give me
all that much money every week.
746
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,238
- Forget it.
- I won't.
747
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,999
- We'll buy another.
- You'll buy another!
748
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:16,159
You're so rich.
You're such a great big success!
749
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,636
What's a little cake?
We'll order a dozen of them.
750
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:25,278
Well, I bought that cake.
And it cost me 30 shillings.
751
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,837
It was for Mick.
Because I wanted to give him something.
752
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:34,033
Something that I know he'll like
after going through what he has.
753
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:38,472
And now that bloody greedy old pig.
That old pig!
754
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:43,799
As if he hasn't had enough of everything
already, he's got to get his fingers in it!
755
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,354
(wails in despair)
756
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,796
Excuse me, Jean.
757
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:11,914
Well, I suppose he's had more out of life
than any of us and he's enjoyed it.
758
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,031
Good luck to him.
759
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,913
All the same, you needn't have done that.
760
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:22,797
I'm so sorry, Archie.
Please try and forgive me.
761
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:30,673
Come on, love! Pull yourself together.
We should have all done that years ago.
762
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,873
Let's all pull ourselves together,
together, together
763
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,673
Let's pull ourselves together
and the happier we'll be
764
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,075
That's right. Remember we're British.
765
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,317
Don't worry, Jean. You won't
have to endure this much longer.
766
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:48,639
Phoebe, let's see you do your dance.
Jean, play something. She dances well.
767
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:53,072
I wonder if she'll make me cry tonight.
We'll see. Frank, sing us a song.
768
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,794
When there isn't a girl about
you feel so Ionely
769
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,831
When there isn't a girl about...
770
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,758
Wait a minute.
I'm just trying to remember...
771
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:04,156
The girl I love is up in the lavatory...
772
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,272
Archie, no. Not like that. It's rude.
773
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,392
- You sing it, Phoebe.
- No, I can't sing.
774
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,272
All right, then.
775
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:17,155
The boy I love, he's up in the gallery
776
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:22,070
The boy I love, he's smiling now at me
777
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:27,035
Where is he? Can't you see?
Waving his handkerchief
778
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:31,995
As merry as a robin that sings on a tree
779
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,476
- Jolly good, old girl.
- No, it sounded bloody awful.
780
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,596
- This letter's from Claire.
- May I have another cup of tea?
781
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,996
Just a minute. I want to read it.
I want you to listen too.
782
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,874
Claire's my niece, the one in Canada.
John's daughter.
783
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,753
They're all there now,
my brother John as well.
784
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:57,069
They started off in the restaurant business
with $500. There's their little girl.
785
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,636
Now they have a hotel in Toronto.
And they're opening another.
786
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,594
You don't have to look interested.
She's not interested in that.
787
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,554
- Of course she's interested.
- Frank, would you get me another tea?
788
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,353
I'm only trying to explain to her.
789
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:16,270
They've got this one hotel in Toronto.
Now they're opening one in Ottawa.
790
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,119
John manages the hotel
in Toronto for them
791
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:23,518
and now they want us to go out there and
for Archie to manage the hotel in Ottawa.
792
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:28,236
- What do I know about hotels?
- He gets cross if I mention it.
793
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:32,592
Don't say that once more.
You've mentioned it and I'm not cross.
794
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,951
I just think it's a bloody pointless idea.
795
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:42,834
Anyway, you can't get
draught Bass in Canada.
796
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,555
- I'm going to the theatre.
- Do you want dinner?
797
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,877
I don't think so.
I'll grab a bite somewhere.
798
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,549
Jean, why don't you bring some
fish and chips to the old dump?
799
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,911
Remember, when you were a kid?
I'll bring the champagne.
800
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,474
I don't often see my little daughter. Ta-ta.
801
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,477
Bye.
802
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:06,549
He doesn't like me talking about it.
But we needn't decide for a month or two.
803
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,672
- What about the boys?
- They can come too if they want.
804
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,997
I don't know about Mick,
but Frank likes the idea.
805
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:16,476
- Do you, Frank?
- Well, take a look around you.
806
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:21,831
Can you think of any good reason for
staying in this cosy corner of Europe?
807
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,872
Who are you? You're nobody.
808
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,151
You're nobody, you've no money
and you're young.
809
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,919
And when you're not,
you'll still have no money,
810
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:34,635
you'll still be nobody
and the only difference is you'll be old.
811
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,355
Sometimes I think you're the only
sensible one of any of us.
812
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,635
Here we are. Champagne.
813
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,319
Remember when I picked you up
at the bottom here?
814
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,193
You'd been very naughty on the toboggan.
815
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,276
(laughs)
816
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:06,193
- Phoebe seems very keen on Canada.
- Yeah.
817
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,437
- I went to Canada during the war.
- I remember.
818
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,438
Couldn't get draught Bass,
not even in Toronto.
819
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:18,635
Seemed to think that was pretty English.
Didn't seem very English to me.
820
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:22,355
That Trafalgar Square thing.
Did you really believe in all that?
821
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:25,199
I thought I did at the time.
822
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:28,471
Like me and draught Bass
and women, eh?
823
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,431
- Are you meeting someone?
- No.
824
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,677
Just a man about some scenery.
Got half an hour.
825
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,712
Phoebe seems to have set her heart on it.
826
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,719
Your mother...
827
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,196
Your mother caught me
in bed with Phoebe.
828
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,956
I didn't know.
829
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:03,674
I don't know what I really expected,
but I expected you to say more than that.
830
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,878
You'd...
831
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,076
You'd just been born.
832
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:17,519
And your mother caught
poor old Phoebe and me together.
833
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:22,714
Poor old Phoebe.
She's never even enjoyed it very much.
834
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:28,830
Anyway, your mother walked out.
She walked out just like that.
835
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:33,750
She was what you'd call a person of...
a person of principle.
836
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:38,833
You mean, you didn't love my mother?
837
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,997
Yes. I loved her.
838
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:46,079
I was in love with her.
Whatever that may mean.
839
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:52,277
Anyway, a few months later
she was dead. That was that.
840
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,560
Tell me something. Will you?
841
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,160
I want you to tell me something.
842
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:11,519
Well, what would you say
to a man of my age
843
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,476
marrying a girl of...
844
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,599
about... your age?
845
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,636
Oh, Dad!
846
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,955
You're not serious.
847
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,476
You couldn't.
848
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:36,719
You couldn't do
a thing like that to Phoebe.
849
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:40,150
You've been away from
your old man a bit too long.
850
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:44,316
- My scenery man. Got to go.
- Where are you meeting him?
851
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,273
- At the Rockcliffe.
- I'll walk down with you.
852
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,789
Don't bother. I'm in a bit of a rush.
853
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:53,390
Why don't you take old Phoebe
to the pictures?
854
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,750
Here you are, love. Thanks.
855
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,638
- What's the matter, Jean?
- It's Archie.
856
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,955
- What is it now?
- A girl.
857
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,516
- That's nothing new.
- He's thinking of marrying this one.
858
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,915
- I don't believe it.
- It's true.
859
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,713
- What about Phoebe?
- Exactly.
860
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,469
- Who is it?
- She was in the beauty competition.
861
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,672
Tina Lapford. She won second prize.
862
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,553
Daughter of some bakery people
in Burnley.
863
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,638
They must be quite well off.
864
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:46,673
Here's the end of the ride.
Come along, my dear.
865
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:56,229
- Let me help you down.
- Thank you, Granddad.
866
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,554
You know, I wonder...
867
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:06,913
He was with her and her parents
yesterday at Stocks's caf�.
868
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:10,749
Do you suppose that
he's pretending we don't exist?
869
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,678
I don't know.
Her parents are here, you say?
870
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,712
They're staying at the holiday camp.
Part of the prize.
871
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:20,833
Damn waste of money.
Town hall pays and shoves it on the rates.
872
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,272
Granddad, will you walk down
to the station with me to meet Graham?
873
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,153
- You'll want to be alone.
- No, I'd love you to come.
874
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:32,239
I've got some business to do.
Bye-bye, Jean.
875
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,878
Bye.
876
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:55,632
- Can I speak to Mrs Lapford?
- I'll find out if she's in the camp, sir.
877
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:07,633
Calling Mrs Lapford. Please go toreception, where friends are waiting.
878
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:12,038
Mrs Lapford? That's me.
What can I be wanted for?
879
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,594
I wonder what they could want.
880
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,913
Hang on. I can hear him coming now.
881
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:21,836
- Call, Mr Rice.
- Not now.
882
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,509
She's called twice.
Female named Lapford.
883
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,115
- Could I have your autograph?
- Shh!
884
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:32,073
Hello? Archie Rice speaking.
885
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,758
Yes.
886
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:35,836
(angry female voice)
887
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:41,795
No. Look, wait a minute.
I don't understand. What's wrong?
888
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:50,918
I don't understand. There's evidently
some misunderstanding.
889
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,710
Well, look...
890
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:57,913
Don't be a cow and stand there. Get out.
No, I'm sorry. Look.
891
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,873
Let me ring back, will you?
892
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,039
What do you mean, the last time?
It's ridiculous.
893
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,836
Is Tina there?
894
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,793
Can I speak to her, please? Why not?
895
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:18,597
Who? Who's been telling you all this?
896
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,118
Who?!
897
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,153
I'm sure... He couldn't have.
898
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,276
On stage, everybody!
899
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:36,269
He couldn't have understood.
Listen, Mrs Lapford.
900
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:40,951
I want her... I meant it, I want her in
the show and I want her to be the star.
901
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,355
And I want her too. Tell her that.
902
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:51,390
No, you can't.
I'm depending on you. You promised.
903
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:55,354
Everything's fixed up.
I've paid out cheques.
904
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,918
Yes.
905
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,350
Yes, it's true.
906
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:08,119
Seven years ago, that's right.
907
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:11,198
Still in the receiver's.
908
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:14,437
Well, you didn't ask me.
909
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,470
Well, for God's sake, give me some time.
910
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:23,160
At least let me come and see you.
911
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,196
(hangs up)
912
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,356
On stage.
913
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:41,397
Mr Rice, could I have your autograph?
You look so daft.
914
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:49,717
- That was Mrs Moneybags, wasn't it?
- Shut up!
915
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:54,356
You've mucked it up, haven't you?
I said you've mucked it up!
916
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:58,917
- Gawd, you need a keeper.
- (Frank) What's the matter?
917
01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:02,315
(music starts on stage)
918
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,912
- Dad, what's the matter?
- Shut up. Shut the door.
919
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,156
Just a second. Hey, John.
920
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:14,192
Take these costumes
down to the girls for me.
921
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:19,553
Check the board and tell Charlie
to keep going. Be about two minutes.
922
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:21,636
- Got all that?
- Yep.
923
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:27,032
- Dad, what's got into you?
- That's it.
924
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:30,869
Who do you think narked?
Shopped me? Grassed?
925
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,356
- Better get used to prison language.
- What are you on about?
926
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:39,793
The show. The old man.
My old man, Billy Rice. Old-time favourite.
927
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:43,708
- The new show. It's finished.
- What's Granddad got to do with that?
928
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,910
There's no time to explain that now.
929
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:50,909
Better get on the blower to everybody,
make all cancellations. Every single thing.
930
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:53,429
Oh no, it's too late now. Send wires.
931
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:55,630
- Does Harold know?
- Oh, God.
932
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,149
Tell Harold... Get Harold...
933
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:02,319
Get him on the blower for me
as soon as I come off after the first act.
934
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:03,634
(knocking)
935
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,716
OK. Curtain up.
936
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,229
What happened, Archie?
937
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:15,433
- He's still with us. That's something.
- Will you not be doing the new show?
938
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:19,997
- Just give me a chance.
- You had your chance, mate. And ours.
939
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:23,320
(upbeat music and thin applause)
940
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:36,070
- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
- (music drowns him out)
941
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:45,876
Does he think he's funny?
942
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,638
- Shut up!
- (music stops)
943
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:56,834
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Archie Rice
is the name. Mrs Rice's favourite boy.
944
01:09:56,960 --> 01:10:01,909
We're going to entertain you for the next
two and a half hours... half hours... Whoo!
945
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,837
I want to see your father.
I'll be in his dressing room.
946
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,916
All right, Granddad.
947
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:16,752
Now I'm going to introduce to you
Beryl and BoBo, the trampoline tramps.
948
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:23,676
You swine. These kids have
turned down other work for you.
949
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:26,439
- I'll see what I can do.
- We know what you can do.
950
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:28,551
I'll get lawyers and I'II...
951
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:32,753
- What about you lot? Not interested?
- He didn't want us anyway.
952
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,713
Take your spoon out of
the mixing bowl and get ready.
953
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:40,118
I don't care about the bloody money,
but I'm owing the bookie 15 quid.
954
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:43,073
Look, be a pal and forget it, would you?
955
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,873
- How can I? I paid it in.
- You paid it in?
956
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,672
- Of course.
- When?
957
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:51,429
Yesterday. And I've made out
payments on the strength of it.
958
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,074
- You'd better think about...
- OK, Harold.
959
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:57,237
Granddad's arrived.
He's in your dressing room.
960
01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:01,831
Look. Wire Jimmy Collins.
"Cancel shoes order. Snags. Archie."
961
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,155
- And try and get Lennie again.
- Archie!
962
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:08,068
- Not now, dear.
- It's not fair, Frank. (grumbles)
963
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:14,638
- Frank, I've lost one of me scallops.
- You'll have to turn sideways then, dear.
964
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:19,515
Before you say anything, I had to do it
to stop you making a fool of yourself.
965
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:24,794
- You stopped me. Congratulations.
- I didn't know about this financial thing.
966
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,150
I like that phrase. "This financial thing".
967
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:31,637
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
I realise I've put you in a bit of a spot.
968
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:35,548
- "Bit of a spot."
- Look, I've had an idea.
969
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:38,433
I'll come in with you. How's that?
970
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:43,113
- You mean to jail, dear?
- My name's still worth something.
971
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:46,994
We'll give 'em the old songs.
People still want them, you know.
972
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:49,076
What about it? What do you say?
973
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,233
- God help you.
- Archie...
974
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:56,433
Listen, Frank. Maybe you can understand.
His mind's going.
975
01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:00,792
I'm an undischarged bankrupt, see?
I do everything in my wife's name.
976
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:04,959
But just this once I signed the cheques
myself, for very obvious reasons.
977
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,992
- Cripes! You really are...
- Archie, listen.
978
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:12,272
Listen, son. Just no more interference.
Yes? Thank you.
979
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:14,550
I've got a few pounds in the post office.
980
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:18,798
- You're on again.
- It's not much, but it's a few pounds.
981
01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:20,876
I'd like you to have it.
982
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:26,917
I didn't mean it. Doesn't he know?
983
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,676
I didn't mean it.
984
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,435
(applause)
985
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,995
Why should I care?
986
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:49,715
Why should I let it touch me?
987
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:53,675
Why shouldn't I
988
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:58,999
Sit down and try to
let it pass over me?
989
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:02,192
Why should they stare?
990
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:07,399
Why should I let it get me?
991
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,239
What's the use of despair
992
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:15,637
If they call you a square?
993
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,876
You're a long time dead...
994
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,956
Thank you.
995
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,878
Thanks.
996
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:30,831
- He's a bit down tonight.
- Is he?
997
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,599
- Seems all right to me.
- Does he?
998
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:35,915
(song ends)
999
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:39,669
I'm not much in the mood
for a show, I suppose.
1000
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:43,988
What happened about the Africa job?
1001
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:46,918
- I turned it down.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1002
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:53,034
Something like it'll turn up again.
Something like you might not.
1003
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:57,472
I can't leave here yet. I'm too involved.
1004
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:01,115
- You do understand, don't you?
- I'm beginning to.
1005
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:04,232
Whatever it is, you're up to your ears in it.
1006
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:08,433
- I'm not much help, am I?
- You've been patient. I don't know why.
1007
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:12,355
Because I love you. That's why.
1008
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,153
- You'd still rather I went back to London?
- Yes.
1009
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:21,752
It's not that I don't want you to stay, but...
there's something I must see Dad about.
1010
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:25,156
- Would you like me to come with you?
- I'd rather you didn't.
1011
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,236
Not tonight.
1012
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,116
All right.
1013
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:34,277
She'd steal your knickers
and sell them for dusters.
1014
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:37,836
- Jean!
- Mrs Roberts. I always used to say that.
1015
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,838
What are you talking about,
you right-wing old poop?
1016
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,838
- Old poop maybe, but not right-wing.
- Can we talk?
1017
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:47,589
- Your dad's a bit slewed.
- I don't want any. I want to talk to Dad.
1018
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,473
I'm talking to Frank about my landlady.
1019
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:53,672
She always used to remind me
of a bloke I used to know.
1020
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:58,874
- Listen, this'll interest you.
- I want to talk to you about Phoebe.
1021
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:04,757
He was Irish and he did a trampoline act.
We called him Lady Rosie Bothways.
1022
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,871
The end of me old cigar
1023
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,036
Oh, shut up, Frank!
1024
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:15,110
What's the matter with you? Don't you
care what's going to happen to Phoebe?
1025
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:20,674
Jeannie, love. Shall I tell you something?
1026
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:23,519
All my life I've been
searching for something.
1027
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:28,031
A draught Bass you could drink all night
without running off every ten minutes,
1028
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,469
without feeling sick, and all for fourpence.
1029
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:34,718
The man who could offer me that
would really get my vote.
1030
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:39,356
Oh, he's funny. Archie, you're a bit
of a bastard, you really are.
1031
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:42,472
- Insult me. I don't mind.
- Don't start being humble.
1032
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:45,876
- What's the matter with her?
- Don't ask me.
1033
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,468
You can't hurt yourself
any more, can you?
1034
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,194
- Why don't you leave him alone?
- That's right.
1035
01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:56,110
He doesn't give a damn about anyone.
He's two pen'orth of nothing.
1036
01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:58,356
- That sums me up.
- Leave him alone.
1037
01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:02,598
He wants to divorce Phoebe.
What's going to happen to her?
1038
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,950
You can't change anybody.
1039
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,389
Have you seen this girl
he wants to marry?
1040
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:11,593
I caught them together yesterday.
She's a professional virgin.
1041
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:14,188
If you're going to start that,
I'm going home.
1042
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:18,950
She's pretty, spoilt, vain and stupid.
Her parents are probably stupid too.
1043
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,548
- How old is she?
- 20.
1044
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:27,038
I suppose you think you're going to get
them to put up money for this new show.
1045
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:31,039
- That was the idea.
- What do you mean "was the idea"?
1046
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:36,632
Well, before you started getting fussed
about it, old Billy went and did something.
1047
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:43,552
He went and saw my little girlfriend's
parents and he... told them.
1048
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:49,118
Unfortunately he did not realise that in
the meantime I had signed a few cheques.
1049
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:51,629
- He scotched it?
- Oh, yes. Completely.
1050
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:54,911
So you needn't worry.
About Phoebe, anyway.
1051
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:58,510
Old Archie isn't going
to get his oats after all.
1052
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,429
("Why Should I Care?" plays on piano)
1053
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:19,118
Dad...
1054
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,511
Yeah?
1055
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:25,632
Oh, I... (sniffs)
1056
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:36,679
You're like your mother.
1057
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:40,156
She always felt everything very deeply.
1058
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:45,078
Much more deeply than I did.
1059
01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:48,476
You're what they call a sentimentalist.
1060
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:52,036
- What are you talking about now?
- (laughs) I know.
1061
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:56,674
You think I'm just a tatty old
music-hall actor.
1062
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,758
But you know, when you're up here...
1063
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,754
When you're up here...
1064
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:08,635
you think you love all those people
around you out there.
1065
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,349
But you don't.
1066
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:15,916
You don't love them like...
1067
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:24,038
Oh, if you learn it properly
you get yourself a technique.
1068
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:28,950
And smile, darn you, smile and look
the friendliest, jolliest thing in the world.
1069
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:34,154
But you'll be just dead and used up.
1070
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:37,554
Just like everybody else.
1071
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,750
See this face?
1072
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:48,470
This face can split open
with warmth and humanity.
1073
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:51,273
It can sing.
1074
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,073
Tell the worst,
unfunniest stories in the world
1075
01:18:54,200 --> 01:19:00,548
to a great mob of dead, drab erks.
1076
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:05,035
And it doesn't matter.
1077
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:07,799
It doesn't matter because look.
1078
01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:10,796
Look at my eyes.
1079
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:15,278
I'm dead behind these eyes.
1080
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:19,594
I'm dead.
1081
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:24,874
Just like the whole
damn shoddy lot out there.
1082
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:32,071
Hey.
1083
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:36,591
Did I ever tell you
the most moving thing I ever heard?
1084
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:42,030
- Oh, Dad...
- No, no, it's not a gag.
1085
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:46,039
It was when I was in Canada.
I used to slip over the border sometimes.
1086
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:52,030
One night I heard some Negress
singing in a bar.
1087
01:19:52,680 --> 01:20:01,509
If ever I saw any hope or strength
in the human race,
1088
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,598
it was in the face of that old fat Negress
1089
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:10,238
getting up to sing about...
Jesus, or something like that.
1090
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:13,590
I never even liked that kind of music,
1091
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:18,430
but to see that old bag singing
her heart out to the whole world...
1092
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:23,509
And you knew somehow that it didn't
matter how much you kicked people,
1093
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:25,756
how much you despised them.
1094
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:31,512
If they can get up and make
a pure, natural noise like that,
1095
01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:34,393
there's nothing wrong with them.
1096
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:40,674
If I'd done one thing as good as that
in my whole life,
1097
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:44,712
I'd have been all right.
1098
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:52,478
I wish to God I was that old bag.
1099
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:58,118
I'd stand up and shake
my great bosom up and down
1100
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:05,078
and lift up my head and make
the most beautiful fuss in the world.
1101
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,035
Dear God, I would.
1102
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:14,274
But I'll never do it.
1103
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:22,799
Do you think you're going to do it?
1104
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,514
Well, do you?
1105
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:27,596
I don't know.
1106
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,956
I really don't know.
1107
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:37,436
I'll probably do exactly the same as you.
1108
01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,917
Of course you will.
1109
01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:45,234
Mind you, you'll make a better job of it.
You're more clever.
1110
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:47,191
(Phoebe) Archie.
1111
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:51,313
Aren't you coming home?
Frank sent me here.
1112
01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:56,958
There's a policeman outside asking
for you. What do you think he wants?
1113
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:04,551
It's the income tax man.
I've been expecting him for 20 years.
1114
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:11,718
Don't look so scared, Phoebe, love.
Old Archie's drunk again.
1115
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:14,991
It's only the income tax man.
1116
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:20,194
The policeman's outside with Frank.
What do you think he wants, Archie?
1117
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:23,995
Bastards. The rotten bastards.
1118
01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:29,435
They've killed him.
1119
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:38,116
They've killed Mick.
1120
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:09,312
O Lord
1121
01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:13,035
I don't care where they
1122
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:16,038
Bury my body
1123
01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:20,231
No, I don't care where they
1124
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:23,909
Bury my body
1125
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:29,476
Cos my soul's gonna live with God
1126
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,036
Quick march!
1127
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:33,752
- They're giving him quite a sendoff.
- They say he'll get the VC.
1128
01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:36,314
What will they do, send it on to him?
1129
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,275
- Could I have a photograph?
- Oh, please.
1130
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:43,233
- Who are you?
- I'm the boy's uncle.
1131
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:48,115
- They've got a job to do.
- Don't think they're not enjoying it.
1132
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:55,877
- Are you all right?
- Yes, I'm all right, dear.
1133
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:59,276
- I'd like to go now.
- Just one last question.
1134
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:02,870
I do realise that this
is a very difficult situation.
1135
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:07,437
I wonder if you could spare me
a few minutes.
1136
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:10,835
All right, boys. Wrap it up.
1137
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:12,598
Bum.
1138
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:17,999
About this story - this is how I've angled it:
"The background of a hero".
1139
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:24,309
I thought we could do something with
those patriotic songs you sing in your act.
1140
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:27,716
That's... They're my own material.
I don't think...
1141
01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:32,550
- How's the show going?
- Eh? Oh, well...
1142
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:38,630
People just sit back and stare at you.
They just sit. But London, that's the place.
1143
01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:42,435
You're not planning a comeback
by any chance, are you?
1144
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:46,720
No return to the stage?
1145
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:48,831
- He's retired.
- Pity.
1146
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,474
There's nothing like the old music hall.
1147
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:55,752
Well, thank you so much, Mr Rice.
Please accept my sympathy...
1148
01:25:55,880 --> 01:26:01,671
- They look as if they're about to go now.
- I'll pay all your debts, settle everything.
1149
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:06,510
- I'll see that nothing happens.
- You're the one to persuade him, Bill.
1150
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:11,191
Only don't tell him that I asked you.
Frank's all set to go, aren't you?
1151
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:14,517
- Could we have that? Want some, Dad?
- Yes.
1152
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:18,155
Brother Bill. Admiring the view?
Worth the climb, isn't it?
1153
01:26:18,280 --> 01:26:22,034
Frank's been telling me about
Claire's letter. I'm willing to help.
1154
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:26,870
I'll pay all your fares and you can
start a fresh life. The three of you.
1155
01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:30,916
What's the matter, son?
You want to be a Mountie?
1156
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:34,316
We could all be together.
Bill would look after everything.
1157
01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:36,670
- When's the London train?
- 9 o'clock.
1158
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:38,950
- Who are we seeing? Rubens?
- No, Klein.
1159
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:42,277
- Charlie Klein?!
- What are you going to London for?
1160
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:45,790
It's about a new show.
He's coming to make it look respectable.
1161
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:48,753
Why don't you come too?
You can see Graham.
1162
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:54,314
Afternoon. Mr Klein, please.
1163
01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:57,238
- Who shall I say?
- Mr Billy Rice, Mr Archie Rice.
1164
01:26:57,360 --> 01:26:59,828
Will you take a seat, please?
1165
01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:07,470
Charlie Klein's all right. I used to know
him when he was about Jeannie's age.
1166
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:09,556
Put him up for my club.
1167
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:13,753
As soon as I heard the name Rice,
I said to myself "It can't be!"
1168
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:19,159
Nice to see you. How are you, Archie?
Let's come into the office.
1169
01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:23,114
You're getting younger and younger.
You're looking wonderful.
1170
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:28,189
Wait for us in the pub next door, will you?
Won't be long.
1171
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:34,993
We all had our own style, our own songs,
and we were all English.
1172
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:37,315
What's more, we spoke English.
1173
01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:39,431
Ah! There you are, Jean.
1174
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,516
We knew what the rules were.
1175
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:44,996
Even if we spent half our time
making people laugh at them,
1176
01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:47,680
we never suggested
anyone should break 'em.
1177
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:50,075
- What are you having to drink?
- Scotch.
1178
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:53,954
- Scotch all round, please.
- A real pro is like the run of people.
1179
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:57,755
Only he's a lot more like them
than they are themselves.
1180
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:00,348
Hey, Billy. See who that is?
1181
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:05,713
Eddie Trimmer!
Eddie, my favourite comedian.
1182
01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:10,038
Archie, I love your dad.
He's such a sweet old man.
1183
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:14,517
And still a first-class performer.
Still a first-class performer.
1184
01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:18,315
It's going to be great
to see him up there again.
1185
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:24,516
What are you doing? You're not going
to put him back into the business?
1186
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:28,235
It's our only chance.
Klein wouldn't look at me.
1187
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:33,480
- Old Billy's sold on this idea himself.
- And you're going to let him do it?
1188
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:38,230
You'll kill that old man.
Just to save that tatty show of yours.
1189
01:28:38,360 --> 01:28:43,957
It isn't to save that tatty show of mine.
It's to save your tatty dad from jail.
1190
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:47,868
They may not come in to see Archie,
but they may remember Billy Rice.
1191
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,991
Worth a try, anyway.
1192
01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:56,593
He wants to do it. Look at him,
poor old gubbins. Top of the bill again.
1193
01:28:56,720 --> 01:29:00,633
With your lips close to the telephone
1194
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:05,709
When they might be close to mine
1195
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:10,630
Well, here's to the Billy Rice show at
the Winter Gardens Illuminations Week!
1196
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:13,833
(orchestra plays jaunty overture)
1197
01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:24,192
(music continues)
1198
01:29:58,880 --> 01:30:02,111
- Have you seen the old man?
- Yeah, he's OK. Jean's with him.
1199
01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:05,232
Frank, we're stuck!
1200
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:08,158
Pour a bucket of water over 'em.
1201
01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:16,429
Oh dear, I've made a mess of this.
1202
01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:20,633
Don't bother about it. Wipe it off.
It's your face they've come to see.
1203
01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:23,672
- Do you want a drink?
- No, no. Not before the show.
1204
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:25,756
- Granddad? Overture.
- Already?
1205
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:28,633
- Don't worry. I'll be down.
- He's nearly ready.
1206
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:31,752
After "Put Me Amongst the Girls"
it's my first change.
1207
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:33,836
I'll have everything down.
1208
01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:35,916
- Good luck.
- Good luck, Mr Rice.
1209
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:37,632
Thank you!
1210
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:42,231
Once I get that backcloth behind me
I can hold them for half an hour.
1211
01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:46,717
I'll see those five-minute
microphone wonders out any day.
1212
01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:52,234
- Did you realise what time it is?
- Don't worry.
1213
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:55,193
He's on his way down now.
1214
01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:58,676
- I'm getting a problem with the voltage.
- Don't be trouble.
1215
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,712
- Is the overture on?
- You've got a good two minutes.
1216
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:05,116
- You look great.
- Thank you.
1217
01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:07,595
- Warn the orchestra.
- He's not ready yet.
1218
01:31:07,720 --> 01:31:11,269
It's all right, love.
You've got a good minute.
1219
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:41,915
- Good luck, Billy.
- And the same to you.
1220
01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:47,990
Always be nice to them on the way up
in case you need them on the way down.
1221
01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:53,513
Put me amongst the girls
1222
01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:58,150
Put me amongst the girls
1223
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:04,271
Do me a favour, do
1224
01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:08,871
You know I'd do as much for you
1225
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,639
- Are you ready, Granddad?
- Yes.
1226
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:15,872
- We're coughing better tonight.
- Yes.
1227
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:19,197
Put me amongst the girls
1228
01:32:20,480 --> 01:32:23,756
Those with the curly curls
1229
01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:28,999
They'll enjoy themselves and so will I
1230
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:32,715
If you put me amongst the girls
1231
01:32:32,840 --> 01:32:35,912
Tell Rita to keep going. Get a chair.
1232
01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:38,713
- What's the matter?
- It's my breath.
1233
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:40,432
Brandy, quick, someone!
1234
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,756
Renee!
1235
01:32:54,440 --> 01:32:56,874
- What?
- Something's happened to Granddad.
1236
01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,753
- You've got to go on again.
- What?
1237
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:02,916
- What is it?
- Stand by to go on again.
1238
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:05,998
- It's so hot.
- Give us the bottle.
1239
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:09,669
- A little snifter.
- No, I'm all right. I'm all right.
1240
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:12,314
- Go on. Do a reprise.
- I've got to go on now.
1241
01:33:12,440 --> 01:33:14,396
No, Dad. No... Billy!
1242
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:17,272
Put me amongst the girls
1243
01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:19,550
Carry on.
Put me amongst the girls
1244
01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:22,959
Do me a favour, do
1245
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:25,640
You know I'd do as much for you
1246
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,320
Put me amongst the girls
1247
01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:31,989
Those with the curly curls
1248
01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:34,076
(song continues)
1249
01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:39,236
I'm sorry.
1250
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:52,036
(song fades out)
1251
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:14,999
- Jean thinks I killed him.
- You didn't kill him, Archie.
1252
01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:17,315
He was such a sweet old man.
1253
01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:19,829
Do you know who said that?
Charlie Klein.
1254
01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:23,270
He said old Billy was
the nicest old man in the business.
1255
01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:26,710
Klein's cancelling the show
as soon as he gets a replacement.
1256
01:34:26,840 --> 01:34:28,796
I've booked your tickets to Canada.
1257
01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:33,152
I'm going anyway, Dad. So you'd better
start thinking about number one.
1258
01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:36,192
Can't get draught Bass in Canada.
I've tried it.
1259
01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:40,435
I'm not doing anything for you
to stay here. Not any more.
1260
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:42,994
It's Canada or jail.
1261
01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:47,670
You know, I always thought
I should go to jail.
1262
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:52,510
I should think it must be quite interesting.
Sure to meet some people I know.
1263
01:34:56,600 --> 01:35:01,594
Oh, well. Just two more performances.
Seems a pity, though.
1264
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:05,269
I'd like to have notched up
21 years against the income tax man.
1265
01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:11,555
I'll never make my 21st now. It would
have been fun to get the key of the door.
1266
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:22,716
Why should I care?
1267
01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:27,868
Why should I let it touch me?
1268
01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:30,635
Why shouldn't I
1269
01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:35,993
Sit down and try to
let it pass over me?
1270
01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:39,635
Why should they stare?
1271
01:35:40,720 --> 01:35:44,030
Why should I let it get me?
1272
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:47,156
(Archie tap-dancing)
1273
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:52,755
Mr Klein.
1274
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:55,519
What's he up to, saying
he can carry on next week?
1275
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:58,473
- He said that?
- Yes, to all these people.
1276
01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:02,912
I was meant to be in Blackpool, but I had
to come all the way down here to fix this.
1277
01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:05,429
I'm telling you, he's out. Finished!
1278
01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:08,120
Why should I care?
1279
01:36:08,240 --> 01:36:12,153
Why should I let it touch me?
1280
01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:16,430
Why shouldn't I
1281
01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:22,590
Sit down and try to
let it pass over me?
1282
01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:24,278
Why...
1283
01:36:27,720 --> 01:36:29,676
(orchestra plays on)
1284
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:36,510
There's a bloke out here with a hook.
You know that, don't you?
1285
01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:41,839
He's standing there. I can see him.
Must be the income tax man.
1286
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:44,918
- This show finishes tonight.
- Yes, Mr Klein.
1287
01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:48,077
(Klein) This show finishes tonight.
1288
01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:52,472
Why should I care?
1289
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,559
Why should I let it touch me?
1290
01:36:58,480 --> 01:37:00,675
Why shouldn't I
1291
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:06,830
Sit down and try to
let it pass over me?
1292
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:09,190
Why...
1293
01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:15,719
Why should I let it get me?
1294
01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:18,912
What's the use of despair...
1295
01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:22,156
(orchestra plays on)
1296
01:37:24,480 --> 01:37:29,395
If they see that you're blue
they'll look down on you
1297
01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:33,957
So why oh why should I
1298
01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:36,196
(music stops)
1299
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:40,873
Oh, well. I have a go. Don't I, ladies?
1300
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:45,113
I do. I have a go.
1301
01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:56,431
You've been a good audience. Very good.
1302
01:37:56,560 --> 01:37:59,996
A very good audience.
1303
01:38:00,120 --> 01:38:02,953
Let me know where you're
working tomorrow night.
1304
01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:05,275
I'll come and see you.
1305
01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:10,476
(talking and scattered clapping)
1306
01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:14,474
(orchestra plays upbeat tune)
1307
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:21,356
(Frank) Ghost lights up.
1308
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:31,518
(Frank) Take the front curtains up.
1309
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:40,237
("Why Should I Care?" plays on piano)
1310
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:07,718
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1311
01:39:20,960 --> 01:39:22,916
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