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[Ingmar] People say that from a distance
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it's easier to get
the right perspective...
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but I don't know.
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For ten years, I've lived with people
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blaming me for the accident
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that killed my best friend Tex,
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and sometimes I wasn't sure.
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Maybe I was responsible
for the death of my partner.
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Sometimes I just wanted
to finish it off.
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[Tex] Hey.
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Careful... or you'll end up like me.
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Boy, howdy, that's a long way down.
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What are you doing here, Tex?
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You tell me.
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[sighs]
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Yeah, what happened?
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The day I died?
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I knew that was a safe stunt.
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I checked everything myself,
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every little detail,
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so what happened?
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[cell phone rings]
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[Tex] Who is it?
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Oh, just some guy.
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You cheatin' on me?
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[laughs] Never!
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See, I'm hanging up on him.
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[sirens wail in distance]
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Tex!
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[cell phone rings]
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[beeps]
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Yeah, what do you want?
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We were supposed to meet 20 minutes ago.
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- Huh?
- We have a bounty to catch.
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Fuck.
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Sorry, I completely forgot.
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Hey, are you all right?
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Huh? No, I'm...
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I'm fine.
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You know what?
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You can be totally honest with me.
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I've been down so many times.
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You know, like after a big show,
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out partying all night,
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and then sitting alone in my bed
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with just three
or four naked people, but...
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Oh, my God, that's the bounty!
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?
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He's on the move!
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[bell dinging]
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Axel, listen up.
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- Don't...
- I gotta go.
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Axel!
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Shit!
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[both grunting, shouting]
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Hey! I guess the road ends here, right?
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Come on, Ingmar, the only reason
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I skipped bail was to go
to my mom's funeral!
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Oh, using your mom as an excuse?
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Fuck you, Gummy Bear! She died!
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And she was more of a woman
than you'll ever be.
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- [gasps]
- Come on.
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Come on, please, Ingmar.
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I just... I just need to say goodbye.
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I'll be back in two hours.
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Two hours.
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Okay. Go.
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- [exclaims]
- Before I change my mind!
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Thanks, Ingmar.
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[Ingmar] Losing someone close to you,
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- it's never easy...
- How are you doing?
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...no matter how it happens.
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Huh?
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I'm fine.
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?
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Swedish Dicks 1x04 "Episode4 "
Sep 9, 2016
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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This is Rachel. She's our
daughter, and we've lost her
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to a cult.
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To a cult.
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Yes, and we'd like you
to bring her back to us.
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Any idea why she joined the cult?
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No. We always gave her
the best money can buy.
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The best.
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We think that maybe she might have been
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romantically involved
with someone who was in it,
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and they brainwashed her.
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We just want her back.
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Can you do that?
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Oh, absolutely, ma'am... mums... ma'ams.
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We will handle your case in a
quick and professional manner.
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[pneumatic lift hisses, clattering]
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- Ingmar!
- Hmm?
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You have a visitor.
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A visitor! I wonder who that might be.
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- Hello!
- [costume blooping]
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[speaking robotically] I am a robot.
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Where do you come from?
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Where all robots come from...
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the future!
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I am sorry, I don't know
what this is about.
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- Could you take her away?
- Why? I paid him.
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- Why?
- I'm gonna screw you up.
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I'm here to make you
feel whole again, Ingmar.
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Can you get rid of him?
I can't help you, sir.
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Ingmar, please don't kill yourself.
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Well, who said anything
about killing myself, eh?
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The robot said it,
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but I did not pay him to say that.
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Are you thinking of killing yourself?
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Because if you are,
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just please, be honest about it.
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So we can hire another investigator.
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To be honest, at this point
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I actually wanted to kill myself.
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Not just because Axel
was driving me crazy,
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but because I'd been made
to look like a fool
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by the $10,000 bounty I had let go.
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Of course he didn't go
to his mom's funeral
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because she was not dead.
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The bounty's mother
was still very much alive.
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Mom, just robbed another liquor store.
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And to make matters worse,
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news travels fast in LA...
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[siren squawking]
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...which meant everybody knew
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how big of a fool I'd been.
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Hey, come on, man, let us go.
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I gotta get to our mom's funeral.
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But, of course, I'll let you go.
Right, Ingmar?
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My reputation as a private investigator
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was clearly at stake,
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which meant I had
to recapture the bounty...
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and Axel had to be the one
to infiltrate the cult.
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[rings]
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What do you want?
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Hi. Eh, I was wondering
if maybe I could join?
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Join what?
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Your cult?
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Blue Heaven is not a cult.
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No, no. No, sorry. I mean, you know,
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if I can join your... thing.
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Wait a second.
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I know you.
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No, I don't think you do.
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Yeah. You're a DJ.
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Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was. I am.
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I saw you play in Miami.
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You were amazing!
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Oh, well, you know, like I
said, I really want to join.
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Oh, yeah, come on in!
What are you waiting for?
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Oh! Oh, nice.
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[Bob] You're gonna love
Blue Heaven, man.
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It has totally changed my life.
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I used to be a terrible human being.
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You know, the usual, drinking, smoking,
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gambling, robbery,
extortion, kidnapping,
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murder.
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Okay, maybe not murder,
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but only because I was a lousy shot.
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Bob! Why have you brought an outsider
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into our sacred sanctum?
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Oh, no, he's not an outsider.
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I know him. He's an amazing DJ,
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and he wants to join our revolution.
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- Is this true?
- I'm not sure
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I would call myself an amazing DJ,
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but I was pretty good.
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No, no. Is it true
that you want to join?
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Oh, oh, right! Yes, yes. I do.
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[all humming]
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Shake your body.
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Shake your body.
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Dance yourself free of the
shackles of the modern world.
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?
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Release the filth!
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Enough.
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Your journey with us
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will be the hardest you have ever taken.
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You will need an emotional Sherpa
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to lead you up the mountain
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and toward the Blue Heaven.
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[all] Blue Heaven.
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The person chosen for you will be
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by your side day and night,
night and day.
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And the person is...
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Lucille.
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Sorry. Sorry, I don't think
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I can have Lucille as a partner.
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- Why not?
- She reminds me of an old girlfriend
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I had who broke my heart, so...
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That's... okay. Yeah.
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I understand.
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Okay, then your partner will be... Bob.
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- Yes!
- Oh, no, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
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Uh, I... I'm a vegetarian,
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and Bob smells like meat.
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Yeah, it's true.
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I do eat a lot of meat.
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You know what?
I'm a really sensitive person,
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and I feel like I have a special
connection with someone in this room.
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- Who?
- I just...
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It's Rach... it's... It's her.
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Me?
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Okay. Rachel.
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Take your partner into your bedroom.
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And, uh, give him the gift...
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Mm-hmm.
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...the gift of love.
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Uh, listen, Rachel.
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How do you know my name?
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No, because your... uh, leader said it.
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You know what I said downstairs
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about having this connection with you?
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I know.
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I feel it, too.
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Oh, great. Great!
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So, let's just leave this place.
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Oh, I know what's going on here.
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Well, no, nothing going on.
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No, no, you're scared of the journey
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that we're about to take,
and you're panicking.
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Okay, but don't worry.
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You'll realize that
you're on the right path
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after I give you the gift of love.
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- The...
- So, now, wait here
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while I wash your gift clean, okay?
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Okay.
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[tap running]
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[Sarah] What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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[Ingmar] Is that any way to start
a conversation with your old man?
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Uh, it is when I'm pissed at you.
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Now, answer my question.
What do you think you're doing?
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I'm trying to recapture a bounty
that I let go.
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That's not what I'm talking
about, and you know it.
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Axel called me,
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and he says you've been
acting a little... strange.
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Are you talking to Axel?
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Yes, I did, and I know
what the hell's going on.
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This is about Tex.
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Dad, come on, you have got to let it go.
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I have no idea what you're
talking about, Sarah.
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Every year,
around this time of the month,
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you get a little... strange.
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But this is a big year for you,
because this is ten years.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I didn't realize that.
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Oh, shit. The bounty's here.
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- I have to go.
- No, stop. Stop avoiding me, Dad.
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[whispers] I'm not avoiding you.
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Oh, you're incredible!
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You always say
that you want to be close,
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but the second that getting close
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gets a little bit
uncomfortable, you run.
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No, that's not true. I'm not running!
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?
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The bounty's running.
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Have to go!
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Dad, if you hang up with me now,
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you can forget about talking to me
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for a long, long, long time.
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All right! All right. Fine. Fine.
265
00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:41,111
He's out of reach, anyway, so...
266
00:12:41,313 --> 00:12:43,175
What do you want to talk about?
267
00:12:43,252 --> 00:12:45,313
Um, damn it, I'm late for a meeting.
268
00:12:45,405 --> 00:12:47,607
Um, I gotta go. I'll call you later.
269
00:12:50,872 --> 00:12:52,874
[groans]
270
00:13:01,599 --> 00:13:02,860
Hi.
271
00:13:03,398 --> 00:13:05,019
You know what, maybe it's better
272
00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:06,607
if Lucille give me the gift of love.
273
00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:09,444
Why?
274
00:13:09,544 --> 00:13:13,367
You're not my type, you know?
275
00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:15,202
This is embarrassing, but I'm afraid
276
00:13:15,257 --> 00:13:17,078
I'm not gonna be able to...
277
00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:20,473
achieve full erection with you.
278
00:13:20,706 --> 00:13:24,028
Ugh. You thought we were gonna have sex?
279
00:13:25,646 --> 00:13:26,333
No?
280
00:13:26,415 --> 00:13:28,397
This isn't a sex cult.
281
00:13:28,473 --> 00:13:30,694
I mean, we're a serious movement,
282
00:13:30,731 --> 00:13:33,313
you know, a revolution
who wants to shake off
283
00:13:33,336 --> 00:13:36,198
the shackles of the
capitalistic, commercial world
284
00:13:36,258 --> 00:13:38,800
we've been subjected to all our lives.
285
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,901
- Oh.
- This...
286
00:13:41,902 --> 00:13:44,844
is the gift of my love.
287
00:13:44,944 --> 00:13:46,199
It was given to me.
288
00:13:46,266 --> 00:13:48,267
Now I'm giving it to you.
289
00:13:50,072 --> 00:13:51,133
Thank you.
290
00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:54,450
Oh, it's... is that blood?
291
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:59,243
Yes, it's blood of a capitalist rat.
292
00:13:59,342 --> 00:14:03,405
Now, you're going
to take the gift with you
293
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:09,075
into a small, poorly lit room,
okay? Okay.
294
00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:11,581
- [clears throat]
- Hey!
295
00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:14,062
A-And you're gonna stay in that room
296
00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:16,354
until you kill the capitalist rat.
297
00:14:16,432 --> 00:14:18,053
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
298
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:20,712
What do you mean
when you say "capitalist rat"?
299
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:22,266
[rat squeaking]
300
00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:23,699
Oh! Oh, oh.
301
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,664
Okay. I see.
302
00:14:26,473 --> 00:14:29,255
You want... No!
303
00:14:29,355 --> 00:14:31,387
No, I'm sorry, I can't do that.
304
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,612
I can't kill a poor, defenseless animal.
305
00:14:33,642 --> 00:14:35,655
[leader] He's not a poor,defenseless animal.
306
00:14:35,726 --> 00:14:37,507
He's a metaphor for all that is wrong
307
00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:38,988
with the outside society.
308
00:14:39,456 --> 00:14:42,098
Kill him...
309
00:14:42,289 --> 00:14:44,851
with the gift of love.
310
00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:48,380
No, no. No, I'm sorry.
311
00:14:48,432 --> 00:14:50,573
I can't do that.
312
00:14:50,627 --> 00:14:51,768
I can't kill a...
313
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:53,242
Oh, look at him. He's so cute!
314
00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:56,069
Kill, or be killed.
315
00:14:56,911 --> 00:14:57,683
What?
316
00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,495
Kill, or be killed.
317
00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:04,052
Is that also a metaphor?
318
00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:06,056
Do you mean if I don't kill him
319
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:08,291
you'll kill me
by throwing me out of the cult,
320
00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:10,376
or do you mean
if I don't kill him you'll...
321
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,004
actually kill me?
322
00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:14,373
[intercom clicks]
323
00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:16,717
Hello?
324
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,187
Hello!
325
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,124
[shrieks] Hello!
326
00:15:30,673 --> 00:15:35,616
Blood Curse 2,
the movie that Tex died on.
327
00:15:35,716 --> 00:15:37,032
There was a time
328
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,829
when I watched it over and over again,
329
00:15:39,936 --> 00:15:42,798
trying to figure out what went wrong.
330
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:45,095
But that was years ago.
331
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,282
[knocking]
332
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,889
One of the downsides
of being a private dick
333
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:55,141
is that over the years,
you make a lot of enemies,
334
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,414
dangerous enemies.
335
00:16:01,306 --> 00:16:04,308
- Who is it?
- This is from Axel.
336
00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:09,471
[lively mariachi music]
337
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,271
Stop! Stop!
338
00:16:17,402 --> 00:16:19,143
I'm all right.
339
00:16:19,196 --> 00:16:20,937
I'm not gonna kill myself.
340
00:16:21,006 --> 00:16:23,128
[band member] Promise?
341
00:16:24,272 --> 00:16:26,053
Damn you, Axel.
342
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,888
[speed-dialing]
343
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:35,509
[playing ringtone]
344
00:16:46,264 --> 00:16:48,486
- [squeaking]
- [Alex sighs]
345
00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:51,734
Okay, I'm really, really, really sorry
346
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,575
for what I'm about to do,
347
00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:57,138
but I don't know any other way
to get out of this, all right?
348
00:16:57,238 --> 00:16:59,239
So...
349
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,477
Oh, don't look at me with those eyes.
350
00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:05,207
[rat shrieks]
351
00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:07,641
Uh, there's, uh, gonna be
a change of plans.
352
00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:10,569
Um, you don't need to kill the rat.
353
00:17:10,944 --> 00:17:14,326
What? Wha... I just killed him!
354
00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:16,328
Just right before
you said, "Don't kill him,"
355
00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:17,213
I killed him! Do you have any idea
356
00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:19,117
what this is gonna cost me
in therapy bills?
357
00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:21,416
I'm sure it's gonna cost
you a lot, Axel...
358
00:17:21,696 --> 00:17:24,678
or maybe I should call you
by your professional name...
359
00:17:24,724 --> 00:17:25,705
dick.
360
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:29,214
As in, uh, Swedish Dicks.
361
00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:32,022
You show your face around here again,
362
00:17:32,122 --> 00:17:33,683
I'll have you arrested by the police!
363
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,866
And, uh, tell my mothers
to mind their own business!
364
00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:37,758
I'm happy here.
365
00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:39,203
They just want what's best for you.
366
00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:41,103
Ha! If that's true, then why would two
367
00:17:41,165 --> 00:17:43,896
financially successful women hire
368
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,732
the cheapest private
investigators they could find
369
00:17:46,809 --> 00:17:48,070
to save their daughter?
370
00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:49,044
I'll tell you why!
371
00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:51,100
Because they're addicted to the green.
372
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,662
We're not the cheapest!
373
00:17:56,185 --> 00:17:57,967
There's two guys from Estonia.
374
00:17:58,621 --> 00:17:59,588
They're... Can't even speak English!
375
00:17:59,637 --> 00:18:00,698
They're way cheaper.
376
00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:01,736
You lied to me.
377
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:03,651
Oh, sorry. It's nothing personal.
378
00:18:03,845 --> 00:18:05,507
It's okay, man. I lied, too.
379
00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:06,250
Oh.
380
00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:08,372
Remember when I said
I wasn't a murderer?
381
00:18:08,748 --> 00:18:09,977
- Yeah.
- Well, I lied.
382
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,375
- [tasing]
- You have to remember,
383
00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:14,516
at this point of the story
384
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:18,170
I had no idea that Axel had screwed up,
385
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:19,917
or that he was in trouble.
386
00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:23,993
If I had, I obviously would've
done something to help him
387
00:18:24,093 --> 00:18:26,155
instead of watching the liquor store
388
00:18:26,177 --> 00:18:28,959
in the hopes that the
bounty would return.
389
00:18:29,653 --> 00:18:33,495
[singing opera in Italian]
390
00:18:33,588 --> 00:18:35,290
Can you please tell Axel
391
00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:36,962
I don't need to be cheered up?
392
00:18:37,045 --> 00:18:38,586
I'm not trying to cheer you up.
393
00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:40,812
I'm advertising the local opera.
394
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,570
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
395
00:18:43,638 --> 00:18:45,970
I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to...
396
00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:48,894
- Excuse me...
- [gunshot]
397
00:18:48,924 --> 00:18:50,786
- [clerk] Robbery! Robbery!
- Shit
398
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,681
Hey! Hey, you!
399
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:54,628
Hey, you! Come on!
400
00:18:54,673 --> 00:18:56,814
Stop!
401
00:18:56,883 --> 00:18:58,584
Stop! Come back!
402
00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:01,534
[indistinct shouting]
403
00:19:13,816 --> 00:19:15,878
Hey, Louie!
404
00:19:16,147 --> 00:19:18,092
I feel it's necessary to warn you
405
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,484
I'm a horrible shot.
406
00:19:20,514 --> 00:19:22,755
Don't get me wrong,
I never miss the target,
407
00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:25,699
but I tend to shoot a little low,
408
00:19:25,728 --> 00:19:28,230
right around where the testicles are,
409
00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:31,789
so if I were you,
I would give myself up.
410
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,438
Hey! Hold it.
411
00:19:35,297 --> 00:19:37,599
- Hey.
- Whoa.
412
00:19:37,612 --> 00:19:40,594
Ing... Hey. Ingmar,
my friend, don't shoot!
413
00:19:40,671 --> 00:19:42,692
Look, I need those for
the ladies, you know?
414
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,814
Not anymore.
415
00:19:47,512 --> 00:19:50,074
[cell phone rings]
416
00:19:51,697 --> 00:19:53,698
[beep]
417
00:19:54,086 --> 00:19:56,109
Did you get that girl?
418
00:19:56,226 --> 00:19:58,328
[Bob] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[imitates Swedish Chef]
419
00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:00,151
Who the hell is this?
420
00:20:00,251 --> 00:20:01,884
My name isn't important.
421
00:20:02,095 --> 00:20:04,017
What's important is this.
422
00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:05,454
I have your partner,
423
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,444
and if you don't want him to get hurt,
424
00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:09,615
then you need to pay me some money.
425
00:20:12,024 --> 00:20:14,766
[Ingmar] Damn, Axel was in trouble,
426
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,848
real trouble,
427
00:20:16,979 --> 00:20:18,881
and it was all my fault.
428
00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:23,505
This thing with Tex
had thrown me way off my game.
429
00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:25,074
Sarah was right.
430
00:20:25,229 --> 00:20:27,471
Dad, come on, you have got to let it go.
431
00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:31,595
I had to let it go.
432
00:20:31,657 --> 00:20:34,299
[Tex] You sure?
433
00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:40,351
Yes, Tex. I'm sure.
434
00:20:42,077 --> 00:20:44,078
Are you really sure?
435
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,921
I have to let you go.
436
00:20:56,443 --> 00:20:57,984
Who the fuck are you talking to?
437
00:20:58,483 --> 00:21:00,484
Did you just say you have to let me go?
438
00:21:01,474 --> 00:21:02,655
- Yeah, I did.
- Really.
439
00:21:02,717 --> 00:21:04,627
- But I'll keep the money.
- Fuck that!
440
00:21:04,699 --> 00:21:07,380
Hey! The money or your testicles.
441
00:21:14,778 --> 00:21:17,099
Yeah, so how do you want to work this?
442
00:21:18,962 --> 00:21:21,613
- [Bob] You got my cash?
- [Ingmar] You got my partner?
443
00:21:21,670 --> 00:21:23,671
As promised.
444
00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,731
Get out of here.
445
00:21:27,029 --> 00:21:28,970
[Axel groans]
446
00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:30,813
Aah!
447
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,762
What the hell did you do to him?
448
00:21:33,675 --> 00:21:34,936
Nothing.
449
00:21:35,036 --> 00:21:37,258
Nothing? He's all messed up, man.
450
00:21:37,358 --> 00:21:38,660
He's got blood on his face.
451
00:21:38,754 --> 00:21:41,388
- It's the rat's blood.
- Rat
452
00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:45,105
I had to kill the rat with "love knife".
453
00:21:45,199 --> 00:21:47,960
Then you revealed me.
454
00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:50,061
Because you sent mariach bands.
455
00:21:50,147 --> 00:21:52,389
- Did they come? Did you like?
- No.
456
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,674
I called, you would not send them anymore.
457
00:21:53,887 --> 00:21:56,245
You can certainly continue forever, but I would like my money.
458
00:21:56,394 --> 00:21:58,245
I'm sure you guys
could go on like this forever,
459
00:21:58,362 --> 00:22:00,437
but I'd like my money now.
460
00:22:00,501 --> 00:22:01,851
Sure.
461
00:22:05,632 --> 00:22:07,825
Looks good. Pleasure
doing business with you.
462
00:22:07,871 --> 00:22:09,263
- [tases]
- [screams]
463
00:22:09,383 --> 00:22:11,804
[groaning]
464
00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:14,568
[van engine starts]
465
00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:22,252
What we do? Are we calling the police?
466
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:25,729
It would be tricky because I stole that money.
467
00:22:26,588 --> 00:22:28,229
- Stoel the money?
- Yeh.
468
00:22:28,736 --> 00:22:31,525
I only gave him half [Laughs]
469
00:22:35,766 --> 00:22:39,515
- Can you help me?
- Let's do it in the office.
470
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,022
[Ingmar] I felt bad about not being able
471
00:22:43,122 --> 00:22:45,143
to bring the girl back to her mothers,
472
00:22:45,243 --> 00:22:47,105
and I felt bad about giving
473
00:22:47,205 --> 00:22:50,527
the liquor store owner
only half of his money back.
474
00:22:51,132 --> 00:22:53,514
Something is better than nothing,
475
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,562
and I considered it my finder's fee.
476
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,842
[singing opera in Italian]
477
00:23:01,199 --> 00:23:02,900
Oh, it's you.
478
00:23:02,929 --> 00:23:04,551
Still advertising the opera?
479
00:23:04,613 --> 00:23:08,716
Not this time, no.
He paid me to sing for you
480
00:23:08,808 --> 00:23:10,852
in hopes that it would cheer you up.
481
00:23:10,938 --> 00:23:14,977
- The opera is doing good to the soul.
- You promised to stop.
482
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,759
I will not stop before you
tell me what's going on.
483
00:23:18,057 --> 00:23:21,248
That moment it became
crystal clear to me
484
00:23:21,285 --> 00:23:24,067
that if I wanted the kid
to stop sending me...
485
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,101
[costume blooping]
486
00:23:25,178 --> 00:23:26,919
...robot...
487
00:23:26,964 --> 00:23:28,665
mariachis...
488
00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:31,192
and opera singers...
489
00:23:33,438 --> 00:23:35,519
I needed to come clean with him...
490
00:23:38,134 --> 00:23:40,295
tell him my story...
491
00:23:43,872 --> 00:23:45,874
which I regretted...
492
00:23:47,146 --> 00:23:49,148
a lot.
493
00:23:52,951 --> 00:23:57,494
[mother] Do you have any previous
experience in kidnapping cases?
494
00:23:57,547 --> 00:23:59,448
You see, this time we can't fail.
495
00:23:59,470 --> 00:24:01,532
- Our daughter...
- Daughter...
496
00:24:01,585 --> 00:24:03,526
- ...is in a cult.
- Cult.
497
00:24:03,587 --> 00:24:05,048
"El Culto!"
498
00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:07,709
What? They're Estonian,
they're not Mexican.
499
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,742
- Well, what do Estonians speak?
- I have no idea.
500
00:24:11,748 --> 00:24:16,631
[overemphasizing]
What language do you speak?
501
00:24:16,865 --> 00:24:18,867
[speaks Estonian]
502
00:24:19,785 --> 00:24:23,348
Money. Do you speak money?
503
00:24:25,603 --> 00:24:30,571
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504
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:45,118
[radio playing in background]
505
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,231
Do you want smoke?
506
00:24:47,495 --> 00:24:48,796
[whirrs]
507
00:24:48,881 --> 00:24:50,317
No, thanks.
508
00:24:50,482 --> 00:24:52,583
I'm trying to quit.
509
00:24:52,633 --> 00:24:57,183
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