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Life after death:
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do I believe in it?
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No, but does that stop me
from talking to my dead friend?
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No.
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Not a single day goes by
without me thinking about it.
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Ten years, buddy.
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Oop. Hold on. Sorry
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey.
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What's that noise?
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Just blowin' off some work steam
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by killing people.
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Oh, um, my company's representing
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this, um, advertising agency
in a lawsuit.
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Advertising?
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Terrorism with a smile.
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Have you been drinking?
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Me? No.
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Okay.
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What?!
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Rrrr!
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Oh, um, so I was talking to the owner
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of the advertising agency,
and he was telling me
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about how he's having
some problems with someone
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stealing and selling company ideas.
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So I told him about you,
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and, well, now he wants to hire you.
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That's great!
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Cool. Oh, but you
might want to talk about it
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with your partner first.
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Hey, Axel is so not my partner, Sarah.
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Okay, well, legally speaking
he is definitely your partner,
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so talk to him.
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Legally speaking, you're out of my will.
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Swedish Dicks 1x03 "Episode 3"
Sep 9, 2016
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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Yes, it's Axel.
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Yeah, hi, it's me.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Don't tell me you're...
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No. I'm on my bicycle.
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Are you crazy? You want to get killed?
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Get off that bike and drive
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like everybody else does in this town.
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What, add to the traffic?
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The traffic that's killing the planet.
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No, never.
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Besides, I don't know how to drive.
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What?
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You heard me.
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Everybody in the whole damn world
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knows how to drive a car.
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Not everybody.
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Okay, whatever.
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Sarah called me about a job
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that I think we should take,
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and since we're now...
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You know, you and I, we're, uh...
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Partners?
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Yeah, legally speaking.
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It feels so good to hear you say it.
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Yeah, it's an ad agency.
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They... They need my help,
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or they need our help.
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That sounds exciting.
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- So you're in?
- Yeah, absolutely.
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We're in.
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So it was agreed
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we would take the job
at the advertising agency,
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but the agency only wanted
to meet us before we began
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somewhere where his creative
co-workers wouldn't see us.
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[gunshots
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So I come up with these ideas,
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and a month later, they've been stolen
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by one, two, three...
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a bunch of my different competitors.
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My company has been in my
family for three generations.
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If I lose this company under my watch...
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I'm gonna kill myself.
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Don't worry, sir,
we'll find out who's behind it.
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But if we don't, I just want you to know
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that when I was touring
as a DJ in Brazil,
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I had a wonderful opportunity
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to meet some amazing rainforest Indians,
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and they told me about this drug
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that they give to their elders when
they don't want to live anymore,
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and it's supposed to be
a really great way to go.
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If you want, I can get
you some no problem.
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Like I said, we'll find out
who's behind it.
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To find out who was stealing
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the agency's secrets,
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we'd have to be in the office,
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but not be seen in the office,
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which meant we'd need to be
in the background.
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Due to my looks and personality,
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it was decided that I would be
a maintenance man.
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For obvious physical reasons,
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Axel couldn't pass as a maintenance man.
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That's why he went undercover
as the plant man.
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Hey, plant man?
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You mind keeping it down?
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People are trying to work around here.
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Sorry.
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Sorry. I...
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Sorry.
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Only one day on the assignment,
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and my cover has already
been compromised.
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Man, you so blew our cover today.
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What the hell were you
doing with the plants?
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I'm sorry, you know?
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I just got overexcited.
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You're right. You're right.
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We're supposed to be undercover.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, you know what?
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We should take down our home site.
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Our home site?
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Yeah, for the Swedish Dicks.
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Oh, you mean website.
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- Yeah.
- I don't have one.
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What?
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I don't need one.
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What are you talking about?
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Of course, you do.
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I've gotten this far without one.
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How?
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Word of mouth
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and flyers.
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Flyers?
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Yep.
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Flyers?
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Our only marketing?
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Yep.
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Sun.
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Have you seen this?
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Uch. I offer to do propaganda,
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but he no want.
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Oh, propaganda... you mean advertising.
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Yeah, Sun, she claims she worked
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for the Ministry of Propaganda
back in North Korea.
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Is that true?
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Truth is relative.
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Not in my world!
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I make badass graphics,
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blow your fucking mind.
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Why would... That's a great idea.
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She can do the website.
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Okay.
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She can make the website
if you learn how to drive.
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I know how to drive.
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I'm not talking
about your goofy little bike.
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I'm talking about driving a real car.
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I can always call a taxi or Uber.
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Fuck that.
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Scenario... we're on a case
in the middle of nowhere,
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I'm driving because you can't,
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and I get shot.
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Now how the hell are you
gonna get me to a hospital?
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Hmm?
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I call 911.
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I forgot. You lost your phone.
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Up your ass.
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Way up your ass.
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Ooh, he got you, real bad.
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Yeah, well, all right, all right.
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You do the graphics,
I'll learn how to drive.
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Deal.
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Finally a bet that I was sure to win.
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But I wasn't as sure about
our case at the ad agency.
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Was our cover blown?
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Was Mr. Curious onto us?
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Excuse me.
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I said excuse me.
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Is that your real voice?
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What?
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Yesterday, when you said,
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"Hey, plant man, do you
mind keeping it down?
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People are trying to work here."
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Is that your real voice?
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Yes, sir.
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So that's really how you talk,
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all deep and raspy like?
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Yes, sir.
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Well, it's very cool.
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Like... Like from a movie.
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Or like that voiceover guy.
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Right, yeah. Say,
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"In a world..."
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Well, I... I got work to do here.
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Okay, say, "In a world where
I really got work to do."
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Um, uh...
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In the world where I
really got work to do.
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So good.
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Say, "In a world
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where there was no world."
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In a world...
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where there was no world.
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Say, "In a world where a married man
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can be secretly in love
with his male co-worker."
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In a world where a married man
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can be secretly in love
with his male co-worker.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Well...
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? In a world, in a world ?
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? Where we can join hands ?
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? And the maintenance man
Can switch your light bulb ?
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? On this ?
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? Flo-o-o-or ?
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All right!
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Yeah!
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- Ah, ah ah, ah, Where do you go?
- Car.
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No, now is the time of driving.
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- Now?
- Yes.
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I'm not ready for it.
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I see you're ready. Trust me.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Slide the Key into the slot.
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It's like unlocking your diary.
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Turn it around.
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Put your foot on the gas.
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Good.
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Now make her roar.
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Ooh. Feels good, right?
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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All right, let's just
sit here and relax.
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Today at the office,
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did you see anything suspicious?
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You know, I did actually.
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Yeah?
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When you were showing off
your voice to everyone,
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there was this girl...
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she looked like she
didn't want to be seen.
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We all can join hands
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and work together.
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She snuck into another room,
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so I followed her
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discretely.
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I opened the door slowly...
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and then I saw what she was doing.
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She was eating...
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a lot.
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I wasn't showing off my voice.
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Who said you were
showing off your voice?
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- You did.
- I did not.
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- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
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- Yes, you did.
- Yeah, all right, I did,
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because you were showing off your voice.
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I wasn't showing off my voice!
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No, that's right because you were...
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living in a world
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where a man was showing off his voice,
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but didn't know he was
showing off his voice.
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Oh, jealous?
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- Jealous? Please!
- Yes.
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Oh, come on. That's ridiculous.
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Easy on the gas!
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That's ridiculous.
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Why would I be jealous?
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Maybe because you're so used to
being the center of attention,
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and today when I got all the attention,
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it made you jealous.
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Easy on the gas.
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I said easy on the gas
before the engine...
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breaks... down.
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Sorry.
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Was I mad that the kid broke my car?
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Sure.
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But I also felt bad for him.
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I'd been through the same thing.
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I knew what it was like to have
the big light shine on you,
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only to have it taken away.
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Hello.
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Hey, Dad. Did I wake you?
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00:11:46,388 --> 00:11:47,850
Never went to bed.
276
00:11:49,711 --> 00:11:52,253
Hey, listen, I just
thought you should know.
277
00:11:52,353 --> 00:11:53,534
Dan killed himself.
278
00:11:53,634 --> 00:11:55,015
Who the hell is Dan?
279
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,116
The ad agency owner.
280
00:11:58,437 --> 00:11:59,801
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
281
00:11:59,871 --> 00:12:01,539
Apparently, he used some strange drug
282
00:12:01,608 --> 00:12:04,049
that the Amazonian Indians
use to off themselves.
283
00:12:07,009 --> 00:12:08,046
Oh, my god!
284
00:12:08,113 --> 00:12:10,113
He killed himself because of me?
285
00:12:10,226 --> 00:12:12,488
Well, he did take the drug
you told him to.
286
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,491
Hey, Cagney and Lacey,
287
00:12:14,654 --> 00:12:16,776
make a pose like I told you make.
288
00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:23,072
I mean, that makes me feel so flattered.
289
00:12:23,235 --> 00:12:24,927
I mean, he took my advice.
290
00:12:25,151 --> 00:12:27,086
He actually listened
to what I had to say.
291
00:12:27,662 --> 00:12:29,528
I mean, it's so hard to cut
through the noise these days.
292
00:12:29,587 --> 00:12:30,945
Pose!
293
00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:35,409
- You know what?
- What?
294
00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:37,712
I think we should keep
working on the case anyway.
295
00:12:37,772 --> 00:12:39,774
Pose or die!
296
00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:46,700
Absolutely not.
297
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,072
There's a golden rule among dicks.
298
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,187
If the client is dead, the case is dead.
299
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:56,220
Once, when I was DJing in Ecuador,
300
00:12:56,687 --> 00:12:58,583
there came a huge storm.
301
00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:01,306
It meant that only a few people
could come and see the show.
302
00:13:01,851 --> 00:13:03,110
Now, in my contract,
303
00:13:03,274 --> 00:13:05,855
I had a clause that said I
could refuse to do the show
304
00:13:05,948 --> 00:13:07,543
and still get paid.
305
00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:11,287
Now, my first instinct was to
just take the money and run.
306
00:13:11,339 --> 00:13:13,437
But your second instinct
told you to stay.
307
00:13:13,499 --> 00:13:15,160
No, no. I didn't have a second instinct.
308
00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:16,227
I just took the money.
309
00:13:16,694 --> 00:13:18,108
But that was the old me,
310
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,880
and that's why I want to take this case.
311
00:13:19,921 --> 00:13:21,042
I want to be better than that.
312
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,519
Okay.
313
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:25,760
Tell you what.
314
00:13:25,807 --> 00:13:27,468
You're gonna turn that key,
315
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,882
and if the engine starts,
316
00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:31,402
we'll continue the case,
317
00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:34,099
and if it doesn't...
318
00:13:45,051 --> 00:13:46,862
Okay, listen, I've been thinking.
319
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:50,414
That woman you followed
at the ad agency,
320
00:13:50,545 --> 00:13:51,966
you told me she ate a lot.
321
00:13:52,027 --> 00:13:53,448
Yeah.
322
00:13:53,594 --> 00:13:55,761
There's a lot of different explanations
323
00:13:55,804 --> 00:13:58,261
for that kind of behavior,
324
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,020
guilt being one of them.
325
00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:02,177
That's true.
326
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,240
So I want you to think back.
327
00:14:04,317 --> 00:14:07,539
What was it that made you
follow her in the first place?
328
00:14:07,928 --> 00:14:11,084
Well, I thought I saw her take
something off of someone's desk.
329
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:13,443
Like a memory stick?
330
00:14:13,948 --> 00:14:16,229
Or a tampon.
331
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,365
But I think it was a memory stick.
332
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,472
We better check her out.
333
00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:23,392
Okay?
334
00:14:31,869 --> 00:14:33,871
Here it is.
335
00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:47,543
- That's a lot of guilty.
- And a lot of cake.
336
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:08,502
I'm going to explore the house.
337
00:15:10,279 --> 00:15:11,412
Stay here.
338
00:15:29,443 --> 00:15:31,445
Shit!
339
00:15:38,892 --> 00:15:40,874
Shit!
340
00:15:41,155 --> 00:15:43,156
Oh!
341
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,682
D'oh!
342
00:16:16,169 --> 00:16:18,170
Move the car.
343
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,686
Move your...
344
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,501
Fucking guy.
345
00:16:27,031 --> 00:16:28,808
Yo! You got a problem?
346
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,819
- Get the car out of the way!
- What?
347
00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:32,226
Move your car.
348
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,599
- No, it... it...
- Get it out of the way,
349
00:16:33,648 --> 00:16:34,569
over that side of the street.
350
00:16:34,735 --> 00:16:35,974
No, Could you move your car?
351
00:16:36,322 --> 00:16:37,798
No!
352
00:16:37,877 --> 00:16:40,039
Move your fucking car to the
correct side of the street!
353
00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:41,072
Can I just stay here for a little while?
354
00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:42,286
No, you can't stay... Okay!
355
00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:44,460
Don't fucking touch me!
356
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,273
I didn't touch you!
357
00:16:45,357 --> 00:16:46,498
That is rape in America.
358
00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:47,767
- Do not touch a woman...
- Okay.
359
00:16:47,846 --> 00:16:49,307
...ever. Ever!
360
00:16:49,602 --> 00:16:52,103
What the fuck? No. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
361
00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:53,504
- Don't.
- Don't touch me, I said!
362
00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:54,824
I didn't touch you!
363
00:16:54,892 --> 00:16:56,413
- No, I will scream rape.
- No, no, don't scream.
364
00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:57,632
- Don't scream
- No, no, no.
365
00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:58,766
All right, no, you know what?
366
00:16:58,846 --> 00:16:59,549
Get out of the fucking car.
367
00:16:59,608 --> 00:17:00,569
- Aah!
- Get out of the car.
368
00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:01,540
Get out of the car.
369
00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:03,942
Fucker, get out of the car.
370
00:17:05,644 --> 00:17:07,646
Shit.
371
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,678
Now, mother...
372
00:17:14,778 --> 00:17:15,959
Come on, come on
373
00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:17,783
Easy, easy, back off!
374
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:20,393
- Who do you think you are, throwing...
- What?
375
00:17:23,304 --> 00:17:25,305
I know you.
376
00:17:25,397 --> 00:17:26,738
And I know you.
377
00:17:27,181 --> 00:17:28,410
In the office, you two pretended
378
00:17:28,442 --> 00:17:29,533
like you didn't know each other.
379
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,152
- Did we?
- I don't think we did.
380
00:17:31,293 --> 00:17:32,994
Yeah, you didn't acknowledge.
381
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,147
You called him "plant boy."
382
00:17:35,193 --> 00:17:37,614
"Man. Plant man."
383
00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:39,120
Oh, my god.
384
00:17:39,236 --> 00:17:40,736
I get it.
385
00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:44,027
Dan hired you to find out who was
stealing the company secrets.
386
00:17:44,112 --> 00:17:45,493
Yeah, he did,
387
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:47,830
and we think you have
something to do with it.
388
00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:48,561
Why you say that?
389
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:49,735
The way you stuff yourself
390
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,460
with mass amounts of terrible food.
391
00:17:51,623 --> 00:17:53,013
- Yeah.
- What?
392
00:17:53,058 --> 00:17:54,048
We think it's a reaction
393
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,401
to the guilt you're feeling
from stealing.
394
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:56,843
That's your proof?
395
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,021
Yeah, that's that.
396
00:17:58,246 --> 00:18:00,787
And then we have... this.
397
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,299
Oh, shit. Sorry.
398
00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:11,846
Uh, I mean, we got this.
399
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:12,737
Ooh.
400
00:18:12,805 --> 00:18:14,066
That's mine. Give it to me.
401
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,895
Sure, but after we've checked it.
402
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:16,915
I think we might find
403
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:19,048
some company secrets on this
404
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:21,392
- that you've been stealing.
- And been selling.
405
00:18:21,472 --> 00:18:22,973
So what?
406
00:18:23,073 --> 00:18:24,652
Oh. So you admit you were stealing.
407
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,155
Yeah. I stole the secrets,
408
00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:28,977
and I sold them
409
00:18:29,077 --> 00:18:30,295
for a shitload of money.
410
00:18:30,384 --> 00:18:32,426
Dan killed himself
because of what you were doing.
411
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,061
He didn't kill himself because of me.
412
00:18:35,161 --> 00:18:37,582
He killed himself because he was weak,
413
00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:39,745
and now he's dead,
414
00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:41,926
which means you have no client.
415
00:18:43,062 --> 00:18:45,584
Which means nothing can happen to me.
416
00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:49,191
Oh, you know what? Do me a favor.
417
00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:54,091
Say, "In a world where two men
completely wasted their time
418
00:18:54,156 --> 00:18:56,278
on a totally meaningless assignment."
419
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:08,955
Now how the hell can you whistle,
420
00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:11,359
after being so humiliated?
421
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,861
I'm happy.
422
00:19:13,297 --> 00:19:15,519
Come on, your suspicions were right.
423
00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:17,887
We did our job. We caught the bad guy,
424
00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:19,218
just like we set out to do.
425
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:22,113
Well, it pisses me off
that she got away with it.
426
00:19:22,947 --> 00:19:24,601
She made us look like fools.
427
00:19:24,714 --> 00:19:26,175
Yeah, I'm sorry I pushed it,
428
00:19:26,228 --> 00:19:29,890
but, come on, the universe
will take care of her.
429
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,172
Have you ever heard of karma?
430
00:19:33,553 --> 00:19:35,455
Come on. Whistle.
431
00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:44,429
Well, I guess that little guy
432
00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:46,273
was just trying to cheer me up,
433
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:49,116
but karma, did I believe in it?
434
00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:52,360
No. Just the same kind
of wishful thinking
435
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:55,355
as believing in an afterlife.
436
00:19:55,471 --> 00:19:58,833
Ten years to the day.
437
00:19:59,942 --> 00:20:02,064
It's a long time, pal. Ha.
438
00:20:03,163 --> 00:20:04,304
Sure is a long time.
439
00:20:04,389 --> 00:20:06,650
What are you doing here?
440
00:20:07,116 --> 00:20:08,050
Lee Anne.
441
00:20:08,191 --> 00:20:10,253
Are you the one who
keeps leaving beer bottles
442
00:20:10,353 --> 00:20:11,454
on Tex's grave?
443
00:20:11,554 --> 00:20:13,976
He was my friend,
444
00:20:14,076 --> 00:20:17,418
and this is my way of holding onto him.
445
00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:19,519
Then how come you let him die?
446
00:20:21,601 --> 00:20:23,594
Well, I checked everything.
447
00:20:23,646 --> 00:20:25,587
Obviously not, because if you had,
448
00:20:25,774 --> 00:20:27,435
he'd still be with us.
449
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,001
Now why don't you take your stupid beer
450
00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:30,390
and get the fuck out of here
451
00:20:30,404 --> 00:20:31,825
before I call the cops.
452
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:33,154
Okay, you win.
453
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,215
Go!
454
00:20:34,347 --> 00:20:36,349
Night, Tex.
455
00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:47,378
- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
456
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,680
Don't look.
457
00:20:54,789 --> 00:20:56,330
Don't look.
458
00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:58,256
Where the hell are you taking us?
459
00:20:58,304 --> 00:21:00,305
Now, stop feet.
460
00:21:02,356 --> 00:21:04,437
Take off blindfold.
461
00:21:08,871 --> 00:21:11,353
So, what do you think?
462
00:21:14,198 --> 00:21:16,199
I love it.
463
00:21:22,957 --> 00:21:26,561
Jesus Christ.
464
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:30,243
Oh, god, what a bunch of fuckin' morons.
465
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:34,843
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