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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:12,083 UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION 4 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:14,375 We all know her. 5 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:16,417 She's Jazz Romero. 6 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,208 In a country like this, where nobody reads, 7 00:02:19,292 --> 00:02:21,833 everybody is reading her book. 8 00:02:21,917 --> 00:02:23,250 Her only book. 9 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,667 And, as you know, Almodovar has made the movie. 10 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:46,667 Jazz has hit the big time. 11 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,333 Young, pretty, rich, on TV, 12 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:52,208 Jazz is the personification of the Spanish dream. 13 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:54,500 She's got it all, hasn't she? 14 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:09,125 "The Orgasm: The Great Unknown". 15 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:11,708 Why is a girl like you in a place like this, 16 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,750 with a book like this? 17 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:17,042 I wasn't reading it, I was just browsing because... 18 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:20,125 - I wanted to give... - Why don't you give orgasms 19 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:22,958 instead of a book about orgasms? 20 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:25,208 Hang on! 21 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,167 - You're... - Jazz. 22 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,458 Jazz Romero! 23 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,125 "Unresolved Sexual Tension" is my favorite book. 24 00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:32,833 I'm a fan of your s. 25 00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:34,375 My name is Celeste. 26 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:37,833 What a coincidence. 27 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:41,083 I was just looking for a Celeste to have coffee. 28 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:43,125 - Really? - Sure. 29 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:44,542 I'm a fan of your s. 30 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:01,000 - So you say you love your boyfriend. - Juanjo? 31 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,292 Loads! 32 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:05,292 But you don't have orgasms with him. 33 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,958 Not many. 34 00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:09,125 Not many, or not any? 35 00:04:12,542 --> 00:04:14,583 I don't know! 36 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:18,167 Maybe I've had orgasms but I didn't realize. 37 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:21,042 Could that be? 38 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:23,167 And with your other lovers? 39 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,667 Well... 40 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:31,500 If you tell me Juanjo's the only one I'm going to cry. 41 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:32,750 Look, 42 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:34,375 there were more, 43 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:37,708 but I never actually made love with them. 44 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:45,250 And can you tell me, in the name of God and the Virgin Mary, why? 45 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:48,125 Maybe I didn't love them enough. 46 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:52,583 Have you never felt the need to turn your life upside down? 47 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,375 To make it exciting, an adventure? 48 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:56,500 Yes! 49 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,000 - Yes? - Yes! 50 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:00,125 Then you have to do something about it, right? 51 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,417 Yes! 52 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,750 Get married! 53 00:05:04,917 --> 00:05:08,500 Look. I picked them up today. Aren't they lovely? 54 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:18,167 It's this month! 55 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:21,333 - Coffee? - No fucking way. 56 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:22,917 Two more gin and tonics! 57 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:27,583 How can you live on your own? 58 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:28,958 You're not happy, are you? 59 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:31,792 Of course not. Being happy sucks. 60 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:35,958 - Don't you miss having someone? - Like who? 61 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:38,375 - Like a boyfriend? - What for? 62 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:39,833 To protect you. 63 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:42,125 I've got a reinforced door. 64 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,042 Yeah, 65 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:48,125 but being alone don't you feel a bit lonely? 66 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:49,542 My loneliness and I are fine. 67 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:52,958 We don't need anyone else's loneliness fucking us up. 68 00:05:53,042 --> 00:05:54,833 Don't you like someone saying he loves you? 69 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:58,750 Yes, when "I love you" means "I love you" 70 00:05:58,833 --> 00:06:02,750 and not "You belong to me" which it usually does. 71 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:05,875 Know what? I think you've never been in love. 72 00:06:05,958 --> 00:06:07,042 And you have? 73 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:09,250 Are you saying you're in love with that Juanjo? 74 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:12,750 I think so. 75 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:16,292 You think so. You are or you aren't. 76 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:20,000 If I was in love, I wouldn't need 30 minutes to think about it. 77 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:22,542 - It was 3 seconds. - Screw that! 78 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:25,375 Love isn't something you can doubt. 79 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:29,125 It's a wave that sweeps you along, a fist that knocks you out, 80 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:31,500 a fire that consumes you! 81 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:36,792 - You're scaring me a bit. - True love should terrify us. 82 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:41,250 It should destroy us and then bring us back to life. 83 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,125 That's love for me. 84 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:47,708 What you call love is an imitation made in Taiwan. 85 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:49,833 - Wow! - Wow what? 86 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:52,917 Wow, you're a real romantic. 87 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,708 Hey, no insults here, OK? 88 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:58,750 Two more gin and tonics! 89 00:06:58,833 --> 00:07:02,500 Call me romantic once more and I'll kill you. 90 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:05,458 There must have been someone. 91 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:10,708 - Jazz, please. - OK, one guy, eight years ago. 92 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:11,917 And...? 93 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,042 It ended. 94 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,917 Was it wonderful? 95 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,250 It was traumatic. 96 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:23,625 A romance seasoned with jealousy, obsession, death... 97 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:27,000 But yes, it was wonderful. 98 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:29,750 And it made me what I am. 99 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:31,833 And what are you? 100 00:07:31,917 --> 00:07:33,250 Someone who dares. 101 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:39,167 - Who dares what? - It doesn't matter. 102 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,708 No. 103 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:43,042 Come on, give me an example. 104 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:45,500 What kind of things do you dare to do? 105 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:46,875 What...? What...? 106 00:07:58,417 --> 00:08:00,208 Your cell's ringing. 107 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:08,375 It's Juanjo. 108 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:09,792 Aren't you going to answer? 109 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,583 I'm not a lesbian. 110 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:04,333 Neither am I, but what you had was an orgasm. 111 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:05,958 - Yeah, right? - Yeah. 112 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,375 It's cool. 113 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:14,417 But I can't help thinking... 114 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,083 What? 115 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:18,583 Don't take it badly, OK? 116 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:21,458 I wonder how it would be with a guy. 117 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:24,000 That's the next thing you have to find out. 118 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:26,375 And I'm going to help you. 119 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,000 You'd do that for me? 120 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,417 Sure, on one condition. 121 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,375 - What? - You tell anyone that you know me. 122 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,417 Why? 123 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,250 Because you have to learn to have secrets. 124 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,583 Why? 125 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:42,458 Because you have to learn not to question your teacher. 126 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,583 - Why? - Because I fucking say so. 127 00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:47,458 You're asking me to lie! 128 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:49,208 I'd lie if I said no. 129 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:57,792 It's Juanjo! I've never lied to Juanjo! 130 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:00,750 Then don't lie. Tell him you've slept with a woman, 131 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:04,417 you've had your first orgasm and you want to screw other guys. 132 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,667 He'll understand. 133 00:11:10,542 --> 00:11:11,667 Juanjo? 134 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:12,833 You'll never believe it. 135 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:15,917 I had to close up the agency but I left my cell behind. 136 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,625 When I went back for it, 137 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:21,333 there was a power cut and I was stuck in the elevatorfor hours. 138 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:22,500 It was wild... 139 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:27,958 And that was how Celeste learned to keep secrets, 140 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:31,333 and Jazz was her best kept secret of all. 141 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:17,667 What's the problem? 142 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,875 No, they're all really nice. 143 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:22,000 - Maybe too nice. - Maybe. 144 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:33,208 I'm the Driller! And these are my three screws! 145 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:37,542 Go! 146 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:43,417 You're asking what's the secret hidden in these tight fitting pants. 147 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,083 It's an enormous source of pleasure, 148 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:49,708 a towering inferno that never stops burning. 149 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:58,000 And if you want to put it out, 150 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:01,375 come here, baby, and start blowing. 151 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:12,250 If you want a night of sex, have some of this. 152 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:18,083 If you want a night of sex, have some of this. 153 00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:23,958 If you want a night of sex, have some of this. 154 00:13:24,042 --> 00:13:26,833 If you want a night of sex... 155 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,125 You want to fuck? 156 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,000 What a lovely house! 157 00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:21,500 And... that? 158 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,375 Going to clean your nails? 159 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,750 You lift it up. 160 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,167 Well, 161 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,792 you can do that too. 162 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:11,417 The panties too? 163 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,833 Well, OK. 164 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,625 Very interesting! 165 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,917 Welcome to hell. 166 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,625 Talk to me! 167 00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:58,458 - Talk to me! - Shut up! 168 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,208 You're everything! 169 00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:06,792 You're incredible! 170 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:18,083 - Tell me all about you! - Shut the fuck up! 171 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,333 How many? 172 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:26,958 - Five! - How much? 173 00:16:27,042 --> 00:16:28,708 - Twenty! - Twenty? 174 00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:31,458 I know! 175 00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:33,167 - I think I'm in love! - And him? 176 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,875 Yes! He's making plans For the future! 177 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:41,125 If we see each other again, I like my pussies shaved. 178 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,708 Completely shaved. 179 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,500 It does seem like love. And Juanjo? 180 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,958 - Who? - Your fiancé 181 00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:53,333 I've already told him, by phone. 182 00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:56,292 - Told him what? - That it's over. 183 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,458 And the wedding? 184 00:16:57,542 --> 00:17:00,292 Hell, he organized it, he can de-organize it. 185 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:03,542 Did you say there was someone else? 186 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:07,958 No, if Driller doesn't work out, I may have to go back to Juanjo. 187 00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:10,583 - How did he take it? - Fine. 188 00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:14,708 You don't know Juanjo, he's so cold, so cerebral... 189 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:17,542 Sometimes I think he feels nothing. 190 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,542 I'm sorry. 191 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,875 It's obvious that I'm feeling very... 192 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,292 fragile. 193 00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:47,792 Where were we? 194 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,625 With Shakespeare and pastoral love. 195 00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:01,125 Juan Jose, what's wrong? 196 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,333 What's wrong? 197 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:12,042 ONE HOUR OF INCESSANT WEEPING LATER.. 198 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,292 You're scaring me. What's wrong? 199 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,042 It's very simple. 200 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:19,458 His mother's popped off, or his father's popped off, 201 00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:22,333 or his fiancé's told him to beat off. 202 00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:26,875 And as he hasn't taken the day off, I think it's the third option. 203 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,417 Is that it? 204 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,792 - Is that it, Juan Jose? - Yes! 205 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:34,042 You'll get over it. I'll help you get over it. 206 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,875 He doesn't want to get over it, Rebecca. 207 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,583 Don't call me Rebecca. 208 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,958 R.B.C. Really Bitchy Cunt. Rebecca. 209 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:43,625 Nicolas, 210 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,417 why aren't you doing deals in the cafeteria? 211 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,875 It's all you're good at. 212 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:51,542 Given poor Juan Jose's state, it would be unwise to leave him here 213 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,875 alone and with you, 214 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,292 Rebecca. 215 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,375 - Get out! - Get fucked! 216 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,875 She left me by phone! 217 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:03,625 She didn't even tell me why! 218 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,708 I'd give anything to know why she left me. 219 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,417 Anything? 220 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,167 Anything. 221 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,167 Well, then, 222 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,042 shall we talk business? 223 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:20,708 You're using this to pass your exam without doing anything. 224 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,542 Not true. I'm going to spy on his girlfriend. 225 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:24,833 I should report you. 226 00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:27,500 - Who to? Judge Judy? - No, to the Faculty. 227 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,500 No, not to the Faculty! 228 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,208 You won't go to the Faculty, Rebecca. 229 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,375 Oh, no? Why not, Nicolas? 230 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:39,375 If Rebecca did that, the first to be fucked would be Juan Jose 231 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,625 and Rebecca doesn't want Juan Jose to be fucked. 232 00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,625 Rebecca wants to fuck Juan Jose herself. 233 00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:47,583 What would the mayor say if he knew? 234 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:50,708 Leave my father out of this. Are you blackmailing me? 235 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:54,167 No. I'm hoping to fuck you on my own merits. 236 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:58,125 You're a little shit! 237 00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:02,375 Yes, but I'm not the only one. Everyone is laughing at you. 238 00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,958 Everyone knows you're in love with Juan Jose. 239 00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:06,875 Except Juan Jose. 240 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:09,500 But don't worry, I won't tell him. 241 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:17,750 - So, have you nailed Rebecca yet? - Nicolas, please! 242 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,458 That's unthinkable. 243 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:23,333 Think about, it'd be dead easy. 244 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:25,500 And I bet your girl is screwing someone else. 245 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,208 I don't think there's anyone else. 246 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,625 A girlfriend only leaves you when she has someone else. 247 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,833 - And if it's not like that? - It better be, 248 00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:37,333 - or else it's something weird. - Whatever it is, 249 00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:40,875 you'll find out, won't you? 250 00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:43,917 But you give me a pass even if you don't like what I find, 251 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,292 because you won't like it. 252 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,875 If the Faculty finds out, I'm finished. 253 00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:50,667 - They'd understand. - Why do you say that? 254 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,000 Do you know Ramiro Almenar? 255 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,792 The dean of history. 256 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,792 - And in his free time, a drag queen. - A drag queen? 257 00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:01,083 - Ramiro? - His stage name is Miss Rammer. 258 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,500 You blackmail him with that? 259 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,708 No, I found him a place to perform. 260 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:11,625 Thursdays, 11:30, here. 261 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,333 - Right, Emilio? - He sells out. 262 00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:16,708 And you get a pass mark, without studying? 263 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:20,708 No. I got a "Very Good" from him, 264 00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:23,417 "Good" from Rocha, "Very Good" from Escalona. 265 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:27,083 Am I the only one you still haven't extorted? 266 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:29,625 Why do you think I still go to your class? 267 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,667 Celeste's due any minute. What's the plan? 268 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,750 Steal her cell. 269 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,625 That's all? 270 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:42,417 Yes, my surveillance satellite is broken. 271 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,417 This is going to end badly, very badly. 272 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,542 Obviously. 273 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,000 It started badly, it'll end like shit. 274 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,333 Look, that's you. 275 00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:57,250 Celeste! What'll I do? 276 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,375 Talk about Shakespeare until she falls asleep, 277 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:00,958 then steal her cell. 278 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,583 - Hello. - I won't be long. 279 00:22:17,917 --> 00:22:20,333 Have you nothing to say? 280 00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:24,042 Juanjo, please, don't be so immature. 281 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,500 Immature? 282 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:29,458 My fiancé finished with me by phone a week before the wedding 283 00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:31,292 and for no reason. 284 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:34,792 I thought immaturity was in fashion. 285 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:38,000 - Want to know why I left you? - I deserve to know. 286 00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:40,333 "Me, me, me." It's always "me". 287 00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:43,125 What about me? What do I deserve? 288 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:46,083 OK, what do you deserve? 289 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:50,333 - Tell me, go on, tell me. - I won't play that game. 290 00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:53,917 You think this is a game? 291 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,292 You've succeeded. 292 00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:00,500 - You bully! - But you hit me! 293 00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:03,750 - You want to see me cry, right? - I want to see you happy. 294 00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:05,625 Well, from now on, 295 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:08,125 when we meet in the street, you'll see me very happy. 296 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:17,250 Goodbye, Juanjo. 297 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,250 Stay five minutes and we'll talk like humans. 298 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:23,583 Is that too much to ask? 299 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:24,750 All right. 300 00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:34,042 Shit, I've got stuff in the bathroom. 301 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:36,375 No! 302 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,667 Not the bathroom! 303 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,667 Don't go in there! 304 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,667 I have to get my toothbrush, my creams... 305 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:47,375 Not your toothbrush, please! Don't do that to me! 306 00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:51,167 - You don't want me to take it? - Or to go to the bathroom! 307 00:23:53,417 --> 00:23:55,542 Why? 308 00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:57,375 Because... 309 00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,542 Because... 310 00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:03,000 All right, go to the bathroom. 311 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,125 Take your toothbrush. Take everything. 312 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:06,583 Take it all! 313 00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:18,667 - Did you have to hide in there? - She really whacked you. 314 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,625 Concentrate on the phone. 315 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,458 "Venus Trimer". 316 00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:27,125 - You know what this is for? - For shaving. 317 00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:30,125 Yeah, her pussy. Completely. 318 00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:32,458 - Did she do that before? - Never. 319 00:24:32,542 --> 00:24:36,667 - Well, she's turning kinky. - Find the cell. 320 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:40,125 Will you excuse me? It's an important call. 321 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,292 You're at home here. Or almost. 322 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:43,875 - I'm at home. - As always. 323 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,250 How nice. 324 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:46,958 - Yes? - Jazz? 325 00:24:47,042 --> 00:24:50,167 I've got everything but he's insisting we talk. 326 00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:51,750 How is he? 327 00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:56,125 Really odd. He didn't want me to take my toothbrush. 328 00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:59,083 - But he'll have to accept it's over. - Great! 329 00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:01,542 - We'll talk later, I'm kind of busy. - Don't hang up. 330 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,417 - May I talk to her? - No. 331 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,000 - Why not? - It's for me. 332 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,833 - What shall we talk about? - Is there someone else? 333 00:25:12,917 --> 00:25:15,750 No, I swear. 334 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:18,542 - Then I've done something bad. - You? 335 00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:26,125 If only you had. I wish you were bad. 336 00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:27,417 I don't understand. 337 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:32,458 Life has to be lived, Juanjo, even if you don't understand it. 338 00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,917 - You seem different. - I am different. 339 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,208 I was different too. 340 00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:41,792 Then I changed and I fell in love with you. 341 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,208 With me it was the reverse. 342 00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,417 I've changed and now I don't love you. 343 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,292 GET HER AWAY FROM THE FUCKING CELL! 344 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:51,917 I'm sorry. 345 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,958 Very well. 346 00:25:54,042 --> 00:25:57,375 So it's all shot to hell because I'm not bad enough, right? 347 00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:58,625 What? 348 00:25:58,708 --> 00:26:01,625 - In that case, I'll be bad. - Juanjo! 349 00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:04,333 - Killing yourself is bad, isn't it? - Get down! 350 00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:13,000 Did you want to give me a heart attack? 351 00:26:20,292 --> 00:26:26,083 Her latest calls were to Driller, Driller, Driller, Driller... 352 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:30,000 - What's he got that you don't? - I don't know! 353 00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,625 Driller may not even be a guy. 354 00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:34,625 He'd better be, 355 00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:37,333 - or else it's something weird. - I don't care. 356 00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:41,083 I want proof, irrefutable proof. 357 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:44,292 Irrefutable... Anything else? 358 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:46,792 You want his legs broken, his eye put out...? 359 00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:50,917 Well, if he's her lover, 360 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,292 he'd deserve it, wouldn't he? 361 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:56,792 - It depends. - On what? 362 00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:59,583 On if I deserve a? Very Good? instead of a? Pass? 363 00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,875 OK. 364 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,875 But you're a bastard. 365 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:09,708 Then take notes. 366 00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:14,208 Maybe that way she'll come back and stop fucking that... 367 00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:15,458 What was his name? 368 00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:18,250 The Driller and his three nails. 369 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:20,583 They're playing tonight in "Purgatory". 370 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:23,500 They're subjunctive, adjacent, substantial. 371 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:27,292 - So, can you tap the cell? - Yeah, sure. 372 00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:30,708 It's just a matter of cracking the card identifier 373 00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:34,917 and hacking the server with it. 3 to 6 years in jail. 374 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,875 What? Is this illegal? 375 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:40,167 - Damn right. - No, no, just the opposite. 376 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,667 When will it be ready? 377 00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:45,042 Give me two intervals of sixty minutes for this, 378 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:47,042 but you can take the cell. 379 00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:50,958 - It really isn't illegal? - You should be illegal. Come on. 380 00:27:51,042 --> 00:27:53,167 - Nico! - The drugs! 381 00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:58,250 What's in this bag? 382 00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:01,500 Steroids, anabolizants, stuff for sportsmen. 383 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:03,375 I'd never take that stuff. 384 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,500 Here. 385 00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:16,750 Great, great, great! 386 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,167 This is Juanjo. 387 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:21,667 Hey, you turd! You touched me! 388 00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:24,625 I'll rip your head off and stick it up your ass! 389 00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:26,500 - Fede, Fede! - It's a joke! 390 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:28,208 It's a joke! 391 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,792 - What do I owe you, puppy? - 200. 392 00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,167 Or 100 and a favor. 393 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:36,083 Who do I beat the shit out of? Is it him? 394 00:28:36,167 --> 00:28:37,708 I'll beat the shit out of you. 395 00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:41,000 I'll kill you, and then I'll fuck you, up the ass, eh? 396 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:42,792 It's a joke! 397 00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:45,917 It's a joke! 398 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,958 A guy called the Driller. 399 00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:52,833 Driller? Maybe I'll fall in love with him. 400 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:11,083 Fede-ricoooooo! 401 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:13,458 I am death! 402 00:29:16,917 --> 00:29:21,458 I'm crazy, out of it. 403 00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:24,250 - Federico's gay, isn't he? - And homophobic. 404 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:26,250 So he sleeps with men. but he hates them? 405 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:29,583 Why's that so odd? It's what happens to us with girls. 406 00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:36,542 What happens to guys with girls is that you idealize us, 407 00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:38,875 like your mothers. 408 00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:43,125 And a woman has a part that's a mother 409 00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:45,208 but also a whore. 410 00:29:47,167 --> 00:29:49,125 And there's the conflict. 411 00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:54,333 You love the mother in Celeste, not the whore. 412 00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:56,292 And now, 413 00:29:56,375 --> 00:30:01,167 the whore has abducted the mother and gone partying. 414 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:05,333 I'm not saying it, Freud did. 415 00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:07,875 I'm sorry, but... 416 00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:11,875 What exactly do Freud and you mean? 417 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:14,833 I'll give you an example, any example. 418 00:30:16,958 --> 00:30:18,000 Me. 419 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:22,667 I'm a woman, 420 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,125 - right? - Yes. 421 00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:28,458 I can be 422 00:30:28,542 --> 00:30:30,750 - a mother. - Yes. 423 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:32,083 And also 424 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:35,458 a whore. 425 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:36,958 - Yes. - Yes. 426 00:30:37,042 --> 00:30:38,792 Understand? 427 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:41,375 Mother. 428 00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,125 - Whore. - Whore. 429 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:46,750 Yes. How can I show you? 430 00:30:50,792 --> 00:30:54,000 - Yes? - I'm at Driller's concert! 431 00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:59,958 Your fiancé is in the front row desperate to be drilled. 432 00:31:00,042 --> 00:31:02,708 Wait, Fede wants to say something. 433 00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:05,042 Become a fag, no more problems! 434 00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:11,667 - A problem? - No... Yes... I don't know. 435 00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:15,500 - You want me to go? - No. 436 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:18,417 - You want me to stay? - Yes. 437 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,792 You want to fuck? 438 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:28,417 Fire my Kalshnikov 439 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:31,625 while I'm getting it off. 440 00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:34,000 Gimme, gimme war, 441 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:36,875 blood, bullets and projectiles, 442 00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:39,667 napalm, bombs and missiles. 443 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:42,042 Gimme war, 444 00:31:42,125 --> 00:31:43,708 and Armageddon! 445 00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:54,125 Driving around in the Sherman, a cobra bit Johnny on the leg. 446 00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:59,917 While he was biting its head off he couldn't see where he was going... 447 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,792 - Hello. - Goodbye. 448 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:08,125 - I loved the concert. - Thank you. Goodbye. 449 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:11,625 Driller, I'm Celeste, don't you remember me? 450 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:14,500 Yeah, you've been driving me fucking crazy! 451 00:32:14,583 --> 00:32:17,500 You've called me 30 times and sent me 24 messages. 452 00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:19,417 How could I not rememberyou? 453 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:22,083 I know why the singer in Judas Priest went gay. 454 00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:24,167 He was sick of chippies like you. 455 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:28,250 I don't understand. Don't you like me anymore? 456 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,542 Look... 457 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,542 You see that loony? 458 00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:35,208 I'd rather be his sex slave until I burst 459 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:37,250 before I'd sleep with you again. 460 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,375 Get it? 461 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,417 Scram. 462 00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:01,667 So you want to be my sex slave until you burst? 463 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:04,000 For me, it's the opposite. 464 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,125 What? 465 00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:10,667 First, I'll make you burst, and then I'll make you my sex slave! 466 00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:12,208 I like you. 467 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:15,208 Have a drink. 468 00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:17,792 This is from Celeste's fiancé. 469 00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:22,083 If you dare fuck her again, 470 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,750 if you even jerk off thinking about her...! 471 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,125 How many? Make me envious. 472 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,250 All men are bastards. 473 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:08,458 If only you knew... 474 00:34:08,542 --> 00:34:12,792 He dumped me without any explanation! 475 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:17,042 Could anything be more cruel? 476 00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:20,417 Tell me, Jazz. 477 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:25,750 Celeste? 478 00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:27,750 Driller screws whoever he wants! 479 00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,208 Call you later... 480 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,792 Oh, J.J. 481 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:59,083 What do you want me to do, Juan Jose? 482 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:00,333 I want... 483 00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,542 - I want you to... - Yes? 484 00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:05,833 Tell me. 485 00:35:05,917 --> 00:35:09,458 ...to get dressed, Rebecca. 486 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,292 What? 487 00:35:12,375 --> 00:35:13,792 This is wrong. 488 00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:18,667 Did you call me Rebecca? 489 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:22,583 Hang on a minute. 490 00:35:28,667 --> 00:35:30,792 Nico, what's Rebecca's real name? 491 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:33,667 How the hell should I know? Look at the screen. 492 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:52,250 Celeste? Celeste! Celeste! 493 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,208 I'd say that's pretty irrefutable. 494 00:35:55,292 --> 00:35:57,500 You still don't want to nail Rebecca, right? 495 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,917 - What are you doing? - Leaving. 496 00:36:12,625 --> 00:36:14,208 Know what? 497 00:36:14,292 --> 00:36:17,708 With me at your side, you've have been dean in a year. 498 00:36:17,792 --> 00:36:19,583 Undress. 499 00:36:19,667 --> 00:36:23,208 No way. You don't even remember my name. 500 00:36:23,292 --> 00:36:25,333 Undress, Carmen. 501 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:35,125 And I'm only going to screw you to spite Celeste. 502 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:41,625 For the mother, that's great, 503 00:36:41,708 --> 00:36:44,250 for the whore, 504 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:45,958 it's mother fucking great. 505 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:09,958 I thought I heard Juanjo's voice! 506 00:37:10,042 --> 00:37:12,208 - Who's Juanjo? - My fiancé. 507 00:37:12,292 --> 00:37:15,875 Your fiancé? Tell me about him. 508 00:37:15,958 --> 00:37:18,250 Well, he's my ex-fiancé. 509 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:22,125 - What? - I left him this morning. 510 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:24,500 - Why? - For you! 511 00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:26,000 What? 512 00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:30,417 - For you! - Shit! 513 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:33,083 Shit! 514 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:35,958 - But, Driller...! - Shit! 515 00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:38,000 Wait! 516 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:42,667 I even shaved my... What did I do wrong? 517 00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:44,417 Driller, listen! 518 00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:49,792 - Talk to me... - Shut up! 519 00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:54,125 I know what you're wondering. Why is Driller running from Celeste? 520 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:58,583 Will Nico score with Rebecca, sorry, with Carmen? 521 00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:04,375 And why was Jazz spying on Juanjo? 522 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,958 I don't understand! 523 00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:11,083 The bastard dumped me! 524 00:38:11,167 --> 00:38:14,958 And I love him, Jazz, I love him, I love him! 525 00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:17,583 All right, all right. 526 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:22,667 Have a cup of tea. 527 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:28,125 Men need to feel free. 528 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:31,417 They don't have to be free, they just need to think they are. 529 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:35,042 So when you told Driller you'd left your fiancé for him, he got scared. 530 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:37,250 He thinks you want more than wild sex. 531 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:38,958 I do want more! 532 00:38:39,042 --> 00:38:42,125 - More what? - I want... 533 00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:44,625 I want... for us to be together, 534 00:38:44,708 --> 00:38:48,375 for him to love only me, 535 00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:50,917 for him to make me happy. 536 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,875 For him to get a job, a house, children... 537 00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:55,792 Yes, all that! 538 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:59,292 - You want to change him! - No! 539 00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:01,917 I don't want to change him. 540 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,708 I love him as he is. 541 00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:11,042 The thing is, he, he, he, he... He doesn't know how he is. 542 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:14,375 You want to change him into the man you left, into Juanjo! 543 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:17,042 - I want the Driller! - Look, 544 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:20,000 he's turned on by you belonging to another man. 545 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,542 - Yeah? - Of course! 546 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:24,000 He wants you to be his forbidden fruit. 547 00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:27,542 And if he left you because you left Juanjo, 548 00:39:27,625 --> 00:39:30,708 maybe he'll go back to you when you go back to Juanjo. 549 00:39:30,792 --> 00:39:32,875 I don't want to go back to Juanjo. 550 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:35,625 Celeste, you're not going back to Juanjo, 551 00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:37,500 not to that Juanjo. 552 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:38,792 To what Juanjo? 553 00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:43,292 ACTING STUDIO 554 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:46,417 What machine are you that, under cover of night, 555 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:51,500 interferes in my meditations? Tell me, tell me, tell me. 556 00:39:51,583 --> 00:39:54,375 My name, beloved Juliet, is hateful to me, 557 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:58,042 for it is your enemy. If I could, I'd wipe it from the CPU. 558 00:39:58,125 --> 00:40:00,375 Are you Romeo? 559 00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:03,375 If they find you here they'll disconnect you. 560 00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:05,708 I will hide under the blanket of night 561 00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:08,000 and I hope if you love me they will disconnect me. 562 00:40:08,083 --> 00:40:10,083 I preferto end my life from their hate 563 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:12,125 than to carry on dying without your love. 564 00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:14,792 The mask of night is hiding my circuits, 565 00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:18,792 otherwise a fIush would cover my megabytes... 566 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:21,042 What the fuck is this? 567 00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:24,042 "Romeo and Juliet 3000". 568 00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:26,750 - Are they robots? - Computers. 569 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:31,792 Romeo is from the PC family, Juliet is a Macintosh. 570 00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:37,708 What is that light in the Windows? Is it the East and Juliet the sun? 571 00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:40,875 - Woe is me... - Juan Carlos, this is shit. 572 00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:43,333 Yeah, it's Edu's idea. 573 00:40:43,417 --> 00:40:46,333 Then it's perfect. 574 00:40:46,417 --> 00:40:48,667 Jazz Romero! Jazz Romero! 575 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,667 Since I read "Unresolved Sexual Tension", 576 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,792 I've dreamed of meeting you because... 577 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:54,125 - Edu... - Yes? 578 00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:57,375 What you did with Shakespeare was... 579 00:40:57,458 --> 00:40:59,542 - ...indescribable. - Thank you. 580 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,167 I've got a project for you. 581 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,958 AIternative theater or avant-garde? 582 00:41:04,042 --> 00:41:06,708 It's so alternative it isn't even theater. 583 00:41:06,792 --> 00:41:08,125 It's... 584 00:41:08,208 --> 00:41:09,708 ultra-theater. 585 00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:11,667 Ultra-theater. 586 00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:14,625 I'll call you one hour beforehand. 587 00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:17,750 I'll tell you your role, where to go and what to say. 588 00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,667 You'll never know the actors from the public, 589 00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:25,542 and you'll never know how the scene ends. 590 00:41:25,625 --> 00:41:30,708 - What is ultra-theater looking for? - Edu, ultra-theater 591 00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:34,792 - is looking for itself. - Of course. 592 00:41:34,875 --> 00:41:37,792 I love taking risks, I'll do it. 593 00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:41,875 - Welcome to the trenches, soldier. - I was going to... So long. 594 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,708 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 595 00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:52,708 It's obvious it's looking for itself. 596 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,292 Fuck! 597 00:41:57,375 --> 00:42:00,750 - They beat the shit out of you! - Good thing I'm a masochist. 598 00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:03,875 - When do you get out? - I'm leaving today. 599 00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:07,208 If they don't take off the cast I'll rip it off. 600 00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:09,750 How could it happen, Fede? 601 00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:12,167 Driller is 602 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:13,417 a little shit. 603 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,292 I don't remember, puppy, 604 00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:18,917 but something distracted me. 605 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,208 What? 606 00:42:20,292 --> 00:42:23,917 I don't know, but I'll remember! 607 00:42:28,792 --> 00:42:29,792 Hi, Pedrito. 608 00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:31,250 I've just tapped the cell phone, 609 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:35,333 defying all laws regarding controversy. 610 00:42:35,417 --> 00:42:38,708 She's talking to Driller now. I'll connect you. 611 00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:39,833 Recording! 612 00:42:39,917 --> 00:42:43,167 This thing isn't going well, we should meet. 613 00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:45,625 I told you I don't want to see you. 614 00:42:45,708 --> 00:42:49,458 Meet with your fiancé, go back to him, get it from him. 615 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:50,542 Go back to him! 616 00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:52,167 One: I have gone back to him. 617 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:54,917 And two: I'm not calling to get it from you. 618 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,583 So why are you calling? 619 00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:58,125 I owe you an explanation. 620 00:42:58,208 --> 00:43:00,708 What explanation? I was the one dumped you. 621 00:43:00,792 --> 00:43:03,958 When I met you, my relationship with Juanjo was in crisis. 622 00:43:04,042 --> 00:43:05,625 You gave me incredible sex, 623 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:09,458 but I've realized that's nothing compared to marriage. 624 00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:10,750 You're getting married? 625 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,708 In two days, and thanks to you. 626 00:43:12,792 --> 00:43:15,458 You sent me back to Juanjo and he's forgiven me. 627 00:43:15,542 --> 00:43:16,750 What an asshole! 628 00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:19,958 Let's say goodbye properly. You know the Cafe Giangrossi? 629 00:43:20,042 --> 00:43:22,417 Yeah, sure I do. It's really cool. 630 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,625 I'll see you there at 7:00, to talk. 631 00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:25,958 And no sex? 632 00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:29,875 No, no sex. My body belongs to another man. 633 00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:32,000 - Please! - I'll see you at 7:00. 634 00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:35,042 - And don't call again! - Son of a bitch! 635 00:43:40,292 --> 00:43:43,292 - What is all this? - First things first. 636 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,833 - Is your fiancé back? - She hasn't said anything. 637 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,167 And nothing about getting married in two days? 638 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:50,708 What? The wedding is in four days. 639 00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:53,292 - You haven't cancelled it? - No. 640 00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:55,250 Man, it takes guts to be such a coward. 641 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:58,458 Nico, what do you think is going on with Celeste? 642 00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:02,250 Please. 643 00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:07,208 Look, 644 00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:10,333 I reckon she blew it yesterday with Driller, 645 00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:13,292 before or after the "explosion of passion" 646 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:16,083 - in that filthy alley. - Yes, yes... 647 00:44:16,167 --> 00:44:20,625 He told her to fuck off and she's trying to win him back 648 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:24,000 by getting round him in a clever way. 649 00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:27,250 - She's one smart bitch. - No, Celeste isn't like that. 650 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:33,125 - She doesn't even talk like that. - Well... 651 00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:36,292 Maybe just like I'm your Jedi master, 652 00:44:36,375 --> 00:44:39,292 she may have her master of the dark side. 653 00:44:39,375 --> 00:44:43,083 - You mean Celeste has... - Her Obi-Wan Kenobitch. 654 00:44:45,708 --> 00:44:46,958 My arch enemy. 655 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,333 - I knew you'd come. - I know you're bluffing. 656 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,667 What? 657 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:24,750 One: you're not getting married tomorrow. 658 00:45:24,833 --> 00:45:28,833 Two: you're not back with your fiancé. 659 00:45:28,917 --> 00:45:33,875 And three: you want me to give it to you. 660 00:45:33,958 --> 00:45:37,167 And you know what? I won't. 661 00:45:37,250 --> 00:45:39,167 - And you know why? - Why? 662 00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:42,458 A girl who leaves her fiancé for something like me 663 00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:43,625 ain't cool. 664 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:46,625 - But I have gone back to him. - Like fuck. 665 00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:49,750 - I swear! - Like double fuck. Is that clear? 666 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:54,000 Look... 667 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,042 If Juanjo knew I was here with you today, he'd go crazy. 668 00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:12,958 What...? 669 00:46:13,042 --> 00:46:15,250 What are you doing here, Juanjo? 670 00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:17,750 No, what are you doing here with this guy? 671 00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:20,750 - I can explain it. - Hang on. 672 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:23,250 - Are you Juanjo? - Yes. 673 00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:26,542 - The one who's marrying her tomorrow? - Yes. 674 00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:30,833 A pleasure. I'm the one who fucked her yesterday. 675 00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:33,958 Couldn't you find anything better than this buffoon? 676 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:47,083 It's best if I leave so you two can talk about rings, the banquet... 677 00:46:47,167 --> 00:46:48,208 By the way, 678 00:46:51,167 --> 00:46:55,750 if you need a band for the dance, Celeste has my number. 679 00:46:57,708 --> 00:46:58,750 My pleasure. 680 00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:05,958 How could you do this to me? To your Ed... to your Juanjo. 681 00:47:06,042 --> 00:47:08,333 No, no, no, no! 682 00:47:17,542 --> 00:47:20,708 I feel awful. 683 00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:22,125 One thing, sunshine. 684 00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:28,208 Did you send a thug to beat me up last night? 685 00:47:28,292 --> 00:47:30,625 Yes. 686 00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:33,083 - Going to do something about it? - Yes. 687 00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:42,958 - Driller, wait! - That hurts! 688 00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:44,500 Yes, yes, yes! 689 00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:46,333 - Come here. - Thank you! 690 00:47:46,417 --> 00:47:47,458 Yes! 691 00:47:51,792 --> 00:47:56,375 - Will I tell you about Juanjo? - No, tell me about the wedding. 692 00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:59,667 300 guests, a white wedding in church. 693 00:47:59,750 --> 00:48:00,750 - Yeah? - Yes! 694 00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:04,583 - So it'll a big fucking wedding. - A big, motherfucking blow out! 695 00:48:07,292 --> 00:48:11,625 Ladies and gentlemen, don't worry. The fourth wall has been broken. 696 00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:13,083 I am Eduardo Cubero 697 00:48:13,167 --> 00:48:17,833 and what you have just seen is ultra-theater. 698 00:48:17,917 --> 00:48:18,958 Thank you. 699 00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:59,875 Jazz, he beat me up. I landed a few too. 700 00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:01,500 That's ultra-theater. 701 00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:03,417 It's the truest scene I've ever done. 702 00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:06,042 It isn't over yet. They're following you. 703 00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:07,792 You have to shake them off. 704 00:49:07,875 --> 00:49:09,667 - Do I improvise? - No. 705 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:12,708 - You've got a taxi at three o'clock. - At three? That late? 706 00:49:12,792 --> 00:49:14,833 In front of you, on the right. 707 00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:17,208 - OK, what do I do? - Stop it. 708 00:49:17,292 --> 00:49:19,000 - Stop it? - Yes. 709 00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:21,000 Taxi! Taxi! 710 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:22,750 - Now what? - Get in. 711 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,875 - Get in? - Yes. 712 00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:27,708 - Do I get a receipt? - Get in the fucking taxi! 713 00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:33,500 - Hey, what is this? - Sorry. 714 00:49:33,583 --> 00:49:34,833 Sorry. 715 00:49:34,917 --> 00:49:37,292 Bravo, Edu. You're a fucking genius. 716 00:49:43,167 --> 00:49:44,875 Tell me the menu. 717 00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:49,042 There are six different starters and two main courses. 718 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:51,625 Here's the first one! 719 00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:53,000 He screwed her again. 720 00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:56,167 - And a seven tier cake. - And he didn't even want to. 721 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:59,542 - And for dessert? - What a slut. 722 00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:02,875 How could she do that to you, Juan Jose? 723 00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:06,292 The truth is, she did it thanks to Juan Jose. 724 00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:11,250 Yes, you were there. 725 00:50:15,292 --> 00:50:18,458 It worked! I've got Driller where I want him! 726 00:50:18,542 --> 00:50:21,917 I had to swear I'd see him between the wedding and the banquet! 727 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,042 He wants to be my first fuck as a married woman, 728 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:26,958 with me in my wedding dress! 729 00:50:27,042 --> 00:50:30,250 You see? He's competing, like all men. 730 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:34,208 - Competing with who? With Juanjo? - With the concept of Juanjo. 731 00:50:34,292 --> 00:50:37,167 While Driller thinks you're married, he'll be at your mercy, 732 00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:41,000 and in three months he'll beg you to leave your husband for him. 733 00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:43,250 And Juanjo will never know. 734 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:47,042 So Juan Jose's ex-fiancé 735 00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:50,208 made some guy pretend to be Juan Jose 736 00:50:50,292 --> 00:50:54,292 to make her ex-lover jealous so he'll be her lover again? 737 00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:56,750 Is that it? 738 00:50:56,833 --> 00:51:01,042 It better be, Rebecca, or else it's something weird. 739 00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:04,625 - Did you see the geek on the cell? - He followed Edu. 740 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:07,792 - Is he working for Juanjo? - No, I doubt it. 741 00:51:07,875 --> 00:51:11,083 But I shook him off. The fewer loose ends the better. 742 00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:15,500 His name is Eduardo Cubero, he's thirty and he's from Palencia. 743 00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:18,083 And he studies acting. 744 00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:19,917 How do you know? 745 00:51:29,042 --> 00:51:32,667 As well as a dickhead, you're a thief. 746 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:37,625 As the mayor's daughter, do you think I'd make it as a corrupt politician? 747 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:38,875 To secrets. 748 00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:41,000 May they continue to be secrets. 749 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,458 Who's that chick? 750 00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:51,958 It's no secret. 751 00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:54,042 She's Jazz Romero. 752 00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:56,958 The writer. 753 00:51:57,042 --> 00:51:58,083 Of books. 754 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:05,583 She was in the bar across the street spying with binoculars, 755 00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:07,667 and when I started to follow that clown 756 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,833 this clown followed me. 757 00:52:09,917 --> 00:52:11,917 I think she's Celeste's Obi-Wan Kenobitch. 758 00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:18,625 Carmen, leave us on our own. 759 00:52:18,708 --> 00:52:21,417 It's not a good idea, Juan Jose. 760 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:24,250 You need my help now to be able to... 761 00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:29,083 The only help you can give me I can get by jerking off. 762 00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:32,000 So leave right now 763 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:33,333 or I'll fail you. 764 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:49,542 Juan Jose, just one thing... 765 00:53:03,042 --> 00:53:04,417 So you fucked her! 766 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:07,958 Yes, I fucked her! What about it? I fucked her! 767 00:53:08,042 --> 00:53:11,625 Everyone fucks everyone else here! Well, so do I! 768 00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:15,333 What would you do if your fiancé left you for a guy like... 769 00:53:15,417 --> 00:53:18,625 like David Hasselhoff but even less cool if that's possible? 770 00:53:18,708 --> 00:53:21,708 And that one's been chasing my dick for two years! 771 00:53:21,792 --> 00:53:24,958 I know that! I'm talking about this one. 772 00:53:30,042 --> 00:53:31,458 There was more with her. 773 00:53:34,667 --> 00:53:36,167 Let's have the flashback. 774 00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:42,958 It was eight years ago, 775 00:53:43,042 --> 00:53:44,208 at university. 776 00:53:50,667 --> 00:53:54,542 EIGHT YEARS AGO, AT UNIVERSITY... 777 00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:31,000 Lemonade, please. 778 00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:40,292 I'm sorry! 779 00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:44,250 Hello. 780 00:54:44,333 --> 00:54:45,875 I'm J.J. 781 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:47,958 I know that. 782 00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:49,083 I'm Jacinta. 783 00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:53,125 I know that. 784 00:54:57,250 --> 00:55:01,000 I saw you in the Midget's literary workshop. 785 00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:02,458 Don't remind me. 786 00:55:02,542 --> 00:55:09,833 "He put his strong arms around her and kissed her. 787 00:55:10,125 --> 00:55:12,958 What is it 788 00:55:13,042 --> 00:55:15,292 that I'm feeling? 789 00:55:15,375 --> 00:55:17,042 Is it love? 790 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,792 she asked him. 791 00:55:18,875 --> 00:55:20,708 Don't worry, 792 00:55:20,792 --> 00:55:22,542 he answered. 793 00:55:22,625 --> 00:55:25,125 We've got 794 00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:28,042 the whole night to find out. 795 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,333 The End." 796 00:55:30,417 --> 00:55:34,125 What's the title of your story, Jacinta? 797 00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:36,083 "The girl in love with love". 798 00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:41,750 Even though your brains are putrefying, 799 00:55:41,833 --> 00:55:47,167 can any of you tell me why "The girl in love with love", 800 00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:50,292 we'll say it like that, is 801 00:55:50,375 --> 00:55:52,333 a piece of shit? 802 00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:29,208 Poor Jacinta. 803 00:56:29,292 --> 00:56:32,833 Maybe Jacinta should go back to the village 804 00:56:32,917 --> 00:56:35,542 and give up her dream of being a great writer. 805 00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:38,667 Yes, Jacinta should do that. 806 00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:40,208 But not you. 807 00:56:40,292 --> 00:56:42,583 Hey, I am Jacinta. 808 00:56:42,667 --> 00:56:45,458 No, no, no. 809 00:56:45,542 --> 00:56:47,250 Then who am I? 810 00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:48,375 Don't worry. 811 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,958 We've got the whole night to find out. 812 00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:09,917 - Where are we going? - I've got plans for you. 813 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,875 - What plans? - To corrupt you. 814 00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:13,708 - That's bad. - But it'll do you good. 815 00:57:13,792 --> 00:57:15,292 Pass me that stone. 816 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:24,167 - Why do you want it? - I can't find the car keys. 817 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:25,292 What are you doing?! 818 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:29,542 Tell Jacinta to shut up and you get in the car. 819 00:57:29,625 --> 00:57:30,667 You're stealing it! 820 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:33,208 No, we are stealing it. You're my accomplice. 821 00:57:33,292 --> 00:57:35,125 You gave me the stone. You made me do it. 822 00:57:35,208 --> 00:57:36,500 Why would I do that? 823 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:40,167 It belongs to the Midget, the teacher who made a fool of you. 824 00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:55,083 Your story wasn't bad. There were just two problems. 825 00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:59,083 - What? - The story, and how it was written. 826 00:57:59,167 --> 00:58:00,458 Anything else? 827 00:58:00,542 --> 00:58:02,958 I didn't like that it finished with "The End". 828 00:58:03,042 --> 00:58:05,417 Have you got anything against "The End"? 829 00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:09,500 Yes, you put it just when they were going to fuck. 830 00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:11,542 Sexual tension must be resolved. 831 00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:17,208 So the problem was that my story lacked... 832 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,500 Sex. 833 00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:28,542 Why did you stop the car before you said "sex"? 834 00:58:32,292 --> 00:58:35,792 No, no, no! The End! The End! 835 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,417 It's impossible, J.J. 836 00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:43,000 Jacinta can't sleep with you and I'm still Jacinta. 837 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:45,458 So corrupt me if you want, but without sex! 838 00:58:45,542 --> 00:58:48,833 - Without sex? Why? - First, you've got a girlfriend. 839 00:58:48,917 --> 00:58:50,500 - That's true. - Dare to deny it! 840 00:58:50,583 --> 00:58:53,375 I've just said it's true, but she's not jealous. 841 00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:55,042 She doesn't mind that you're unfaithful? 842 00:58:55,125 --> 00:58:58,375 - It turns her on that I am. - I don't believe you! 843 00:58:58,458 --> 00:59:00,125 Lucia, 844 00:59:00,208 --> 00:59:03,583 I'm with a girl I'd love to sleep with tonight. 845 00:59:03,667 --> 00:59:05,875 Her name is Jacinta and she's beautiful, 846 00:59:05,958 --> 00:59:07,875 although she doesn't know it yet. 847 00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:10,708 The problem seems to be that I've got a girlfriend. 848 00:59:13,167 --> 00:59:14,833 My girlfriend wants to talk to you. 849 00:59:18,167 --> 00:59:20,167 Hello? 850 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,792 Yes, it's me. 851 00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:25,333 Well, 852 00:59:25,417 --> 00:59:27,458 yes, I like him, 853 00:59:27,542 --> 00:59:29,833 but he's your boyfriend. 854 00:59:29,917 --> 00:59:31,875 A trio? 855 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:33,250 A trio of what? 856 00:59:35,292 --> 00:59:36,958 All three? 857 00:59:37,042 --> 00:59:39,458 With you? 858 00:59:39,542 --> 00:59:42,542 Tell her it'll take us a while. The car's broken down. 859 01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:11,958 Goodbye, Jacinta. 860 01:00:16,458 --> 01:00:17,750 Hello, Jazz. 861 01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:31,375 Lucia... 862 01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:32,500 Lucia... 863 01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:35,708 This is Jazz. 864 01:00:52,667 --> 01:00:54,750 WE'RE GOING TO FUCK YOU 865 01:01:27,875 --> 01:01:28,917 I like her. 866 01:01:45,208 --> 01:01:48,333 And you had a trio with them, you bastard? 867 01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:49,667 For a year. 868 01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:55,750 You bastard!! 869 01:01:55,833 --> 01:02:02,125 Yes, we were the stars of the campus. Scandalous, subversive, outrageous... 870 01:02:02,208 --> 01:02:05,333 - The uni magazines wanted to publish us. - Yeah, yeah. 871 01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:08,000 And Jacinta changed from a country bumpkin 872 01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:11,167 to the Empress of Cool, totally eclipsing Lucia who, 873 01:02:11,250 --> 01:02:13,583 - mad with jealousy, killed herself. - Wait. 874 01:02:13,667 --> 01:02:15,208 Listen. 875 01:02:15,292 --> 01:02:16,667 Yes, I'm dead, 876 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:20,125 and maybe I was a bit jealous but I didn't kill myself. 877 01:02:20,208 --> 01:02:21,417 It was an accident. 878 01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:25,125 I was too generous with the dose, that's all. 879 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:26,292 Carry one. 880 01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:30,500 Lucia's death made you feel guilty, you ran away from Jacinta 881 01:02:30,583 --> 01:02:33,917 and you became... "this". 882 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,042 How do you know? 883 01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:38,500 You've just told me the plot of "Unresolved Sexual Tension", 884 01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:39,958 Jacinta's book. 885 01:02:40,042 --> 01:02:43,167 - You read it? - No, I saw the movie. 886 01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:46,250 And Antonio Banderas does you better than you do. 887 01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:50,583 All right, so do you think this is a plot by Jazz? 888 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:53,667 No, it's a load of coincidences. 889 01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:56,458 But why? To fuck me up? 890 01:02:56,542 --> 01:02:59,958 Or for love. Basically it's the same. 891 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:03,333 Jacinta's got the hots for you. 892 01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:07,167 - If Celeste hears about this... - If Celeste hears about this, 893 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:10,833 she might hate Jacinta for using her to steal her man. 894 01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:14,708 It's against my principles, but why not tell her the truth? 895 01:03:24,292 --> 01:03:26,042 - Jazz? - You were right. 896 01:03:26,125 --> 01:03:29,208 - The geek of the cell works for Juanjo. - How do you know? 897 01:03:29,292 --> 01:03:32,125 - He's been following me for two hours. - You? 898 01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:35,167 So does Juanjo know you and I are super close? 899 01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:36,250 He knows. 900 01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:39,417 Although He doesn't know me he'll think I'm a bad influence. 901 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:43,208 He'll blame me for everything and try to separate us. 902 01:03:43,292 --> 01:03:45,250 - He can dream on. - I'm serious. 903 01:03:45,333 --> 01:03:48,417 Get ready for the craziest lies you've ever heard. 904 01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:49,500 It's true! 905 01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:51,833 Jazz and I were together eight years ago. 906 01:03:51,917 --> 01:03:54,750 All this is a plot by Jazz to get me back. 907 01:03:54,833 --> 01:03:55,917 You must believe me! 908 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,333 How can I? You're telling me her novel. 909 01:03:59,417 --> 01:04:01,833 Know what? Jazz told me you would lie 910 01:04:01,917 --> 01:04:05,250 but I expected something better from a literature professor. 911 01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:09,333 Why are you in a wedding dress? 912 01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:13,417 - To Vallecas. - Going to get married? 913 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:15,542 That's what I want my lover to believe. 914 01:04:23,417 --> 01:04:27,458 Jazz is good. She got ahead of us. 915 01:04:27,542 --> 01:04:30,042 She turned the truth into a filthy lie. 916 01:04:30,125 --> 01:04:31,292 Now what? 917 01:04:31,375 --> 01:04:35,750 Jazz? It's incredible. He plagiarized your novel! 918 01:04:35,833 --> 01:04:37,042 How mediocre. 919 01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:40,250 If he gets nothing by lying, he might tell the truth. 920 01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:43,958 - What do you mean? - Maybe you should tell Driller. 921 01:04:44,042 --> 01:04:45,667 OK, what do I tell him? 922 01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:52,167 I'm Juanjo, Celeste's real fiancé. 923 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:57,458 My deepest sympathy. 924 01:04:57,542 --> 01:04:58,583 Why? 925 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:08,250 Look, 926 01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:11,750 Celeste told me there's a dickhead who wants to fuck her 927 01:05:11,833 --> 01:05:16,333 and he's pretending to be her fiancé. 928 01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:19,042 Too bad I know the real Juanjo, isn't it? 929 01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:22,333 No, no, I'm the real Juanjo. 930 01:05:22,417 --> 01:05:25,375 They're manipulating you like a puppet. 931 01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:28,625 Celeste is mine and Juanjo's. Got that, puppet? 932 01:05:43,292 --> 01:05:45,167 That Jazz is really good. 933 01:05:47,708 --> 01:05:48,958 We'll have to play tough. 934 01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:53,875 Let's hear it for the pretty girls! 935 01:05:53,958 --> 01:05:57,208 Oh, girl, I love you so much. 936 01:05:57,292 --> 01:06:02,042 Look at what I'd do for your love. 937 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,667 Sure as my name is Juanjo, 938 01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:09,958 I'd climb to the top of an orange tree for you. 939 01:06:10,042 --> 01:06:13,333 And I'd bring you a lemon 940 01:06:13,417 --> 01:06:18,042 so you could squeeze it in my eye, 941 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:20,792 and that way you'd see my cry 942 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:25,458 like when you're on a motorbike. 943 01:06:25,542 --> 01:06:29,500 If my heart were an overnight bag I'd keep your heart in it. 944 01:06:29,583 --> 01:06:33,458 If your heart were an overnight bag I'd put my heart in it. 945 01:06:33,542 --> 01:06:37,458 If your overnight bag were a heart and I the shape of overnight bag 946 01:06:37,542 --> 01:06:41,542 when we flew we'd never check in luggage. 947 01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:44,208 I said that song wouldn't work. 948 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:46,292 Well, we tried. 949 01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:47,708 It's been a pleasure. 950 01:06:47,792 --> 01:06:50,667 - You're giving up? - No. I've given up already. 951 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:53,458 - What about me? - Fede told you. Become a fag. 952 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:55,500 - Or go back to Jazz. - I can't do that. 953 01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:57,667 - Why not? - Because of Lucia. 954 01:06:57,750 --> 01:06:59,667 - What about her? - She's dead! 955 01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:02,667 And I feel... what you said, guilty. 956 01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:04,750 Like shit! 957 01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:08,208 You're too selfish to feel guilty for eight years. 958 01:07:08,292 --> 01:07:11,958 Go back to Jazz. She a millionaire, she's hot and the idiot loves you. 959 01:07:12,042 --> 01:07:14,958 - Look at the chaos she caused for you. - No, I need Celeste. 960 01:07:15,042 --> 01:07:19,458 She needs Driller. And she's got him. You can't fight against that. 961 01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:23,708 - If I give you an "Outstanding" grade? - No, ?Good? is fine, thank you. 962 01:07:27,792 --> 01:07:30,375 - What is it, Fede? - I know what distracted me 963 01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:33,000 with that lousy faggot! That fucking Driller! 964 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:34,125 What was it? 965 01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:37,042 He had a hard on. Like Thor's hammer! 966 01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:48,500 God, and that bastard beat me up! 967 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:52,417 You hear? Did you fucking hear? 968 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,083 Do we get money with "Outstanding"? 969 01:07:58,750 --> 01:08:01,292 Of course. 970 01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:04,083 Fede, we've got work. Did they take off the plaster? 971 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:10,417 They've just done it, puppy. Who's the victim? 972 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:14,833 Who's the perched, the pigeon, the punter, in short? 973 01:08:19,875 --> 01:08:23,042 Driller just sent me a compliment with a political message. 974 01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:24,875 A message with a message. 975 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,500 You're brilliant. You've shown me the difference 976 01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:32,417 between being happy and being miserable. 977 01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:34,583 - And what is it? - Juanjo. 978 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,375 - Yes? - Hello, Jazz. 979 01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:46,250 Hello. 980 01:08:52,708 --> 01:08:57,333 It's been a long time, J.J. What's new with you? 981 01:08:57,417 --> 01:08:59,042 Don't you know already? 982 01:08:59,125 --> 01:09:03,792 Don't expect me to apologize. I don't regret anything I've done. 983 01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:07,458 - You think that's why I'm calling? - Why are you calling? 984 01:09:07,542 --> 01:09:09,167 I don't know, Jazz. 985 01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:11,958 But we've got the whole night to find out. 986 01:09:12,042 --> 01:09:14,042 8:00 at "Hookers"? 987 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:15,167 Perfect. 988 01:09:25,708 --> 01:09:27,583 Tell me who he is. 989 01:09:27,667 --> 01:09:30,333 - You don't know him. - You've never even mentioned him. 990 01:09:30,417 --> 01:09:33,250 You like him. You really like him! 991 01:09:33,333 --> 01:09:37,000 - You might even be in love! - I'll tear your head off! 992 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,417 You're not Juanjo. 993 01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,542 - Surprised? - Disappointed. 994 01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:10,792 - In me? - In me. 995 01:10:10,875 --> 01:10:14,500 - I got caught by an idiot. - Really, you're caught by, 996 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:17,792 that is, in love with, a much bigger idiot. 997 01:10:24,417 --> 01:10:26,042 You mean J.J? 998 01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:29,458 No, I mean you. 999 01:10:29,542 --> 01:10:33,292 So I'm in love with myself? 1000 01:10:33,375 --> 01:10:37,083 But cheer up, you're loved back. 1001 01:10:37,167 --> 01:10:39,625 You're calling me an idiot and an egomaniac. 1002 01:10:39,708 --> 01:10:43,208 - And a coward. - Expand on that. 1003 01:10:43,292 --> 01:10:45,167 Tell me this. 1004 01:10:45,250 --> 01:10:48,125 Why did you do all you've done, which was a lot, 1005 01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:50,333 when you could have been brave, called Juanjo 1006 01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:53,292 and asked him to marry you and not Celeste, 1007 01:10:53,375 --> 01:10:55,667 Jacinta? 1008 01:10:58,083 --> 01:11:03,917 Jacinta isn't around anymore. She died the night she met J.J. 1009 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,625 J.J. isn't around either. 1010 01:11:06,708 --> 01:11:09,750 He fucked off when his girlfriend killed herself. 1011 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:14,292 Now there's just Juanjo, Or Juan Jose, as Rebecca calls him. 1012 01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:16,583 Rebecca? 1013 01:11:16,667 --> 01:11:21,833 - Dark and attractive, not like you. - Yes. And quite a bitch, like you. 1014 01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:27,292 You like Rebecca, eh? 1015 01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:29,958 You know that J.J. is fucking her? 1016 01:11:30,042 --> 01:11:32,458 You know that the one not fucking J.J. is you? 1017 01:11:32,542 --> 01:11:36,958 If Rebecca fucks half as badly as Celeste, I soon will be. 1018 01:11:37,042 --> 01:11:39,750 - Who says Celeste fucks badly? - I do. 1019 01:11:46,208 --> 01:11:50,750 You're wicked, Jacinta. You have to redeem yourself. 1020 01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:53,042 Call Juanjo. 1021 01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:55,375 Apologize, and maybe you have 1022 01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:58,958 one chance in a million of getting him back. 1023 01:11:59,042 --> 01:12:02,250 If not, he'll be marrying Celeste soon. 1024 01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:04,292 Look. 1025 01:12:04,375 --> 01:12:07,500 Celeste will never go back to J.J. 1026 01:12:07,583 --> 01:12:11,000 He'll come back to me because he can't be alone. 1027 01:12:11,083 --> 01:12:14,375 And he was never happier than when we were together. 1028 01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:18,167 That's why I don't have to apologize to him. 1029 01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:20,875 And now, 1030 01:12:20,958 --> 01:12:23,000 kid, 1031 01:12:23,083 --> 01:12:27,208 go and jerk off with the memory of this conversation. 1032 01:12:27,292 --> 01:12:28,333 Well, 1033 01:12:28,417 --> 01:12:31,208 let's see what you can do with the memory of this. 1034 01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:34,292 The TV. 1035 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:42,958 It can't be! 1036 01:12:43,042 --> 01:12:44,917 Yes, it can be. 1037 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,083 Want to know how? 1038 01:12:47,167 --> 01:12:51,458 First, I got a hacker to send Celeste a message as Driller. 1039 01:12:51,542 --> 01:12:54,792 I've put the location and time of the gathering. 1040 01:12:54,875 --> 01:12:57,708 - Do I add something romantic? - Yes. 1041 01:12:57,792 --> 01:13:02,250 Put: "I'm going to fuck you more than George Bush fucked Iraq." 1042 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:04,333 Yes, that's romantic. 1043 01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:07,542 Driller just sent me a compliment with a political message. 1044 01:13:07,625 --> 01:13:09,083 A message with a message. 1045 01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:11,875 And Driller thought he got a message from Celeste. 1046 01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:14,917 "Juanjo is insisting we try anal sex." 1047 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,375 "But I want you to be the first." 1048 01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:18,750 So do I. 1049 01:13:18,833 --> 01:13:20,750 I'm invited to an opening. 1050 01:13:20,833 --> 01:13:25,042 For such a romantic date, we needed a place with charm. 1051 01:13:25,125 --> 01:13:29,583 And a camera, so that you could see everything. 1052 01:13:29,667 --> 01:13:32,625 Celeste, your worst nightmare is here. 1053 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:38,417 Fuck this... 1054 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:41,458 Miss me, puppy? 1055 01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:43,083 Did you miss me? 1056 01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:47,208 I love some gentle foreplay. 1057 01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:49,458 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1058 01:13:49,542 --> 01:13:50,583 Come here. 1059 01:13:54,292 --> 01:13:57,208 Let go of me! 1060 01:13:57,292 --> 01:13:59,375 - You bit me! - You liked it! 1061 01:14:06,583 --> 01:14:08,292 It's hard! I knew it! 1062 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:09,417 You're gay. 1063 01:14:11,542 --> 01:14:12,917 - I'm not gay! - You're gay. 1064 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,333 - I'm not gay. - You're gay. 1065 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:16,667 I'm not gay. 1066 01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:17,833 I'm not gay! 1067 01:14:19,875 --> 01:14:21,375 You're gay! 1068 01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:23,292 Yes! 1069 01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:26,667 Yes! Yes! 1070 01:14:26,750 --> 01:14:30,125 Yes! Yes, you're gay. 1071 01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:38,250 According to statistics, one in ten men is gay. 1072 01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:40,792 Driller is ten times more man than the average, 1073 01:14:40,875 --> 01:14:43,208 so he had to be gay. 1074 01:14:43,292 --> 01:14:46,958 But there's more. 1075 01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,208 It's what it seems. 1076 01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:00,083 This is your fault. 1077 01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:02,833 Don't stop. 1078 01:15:02,917 --> 01:15:04,208 Sorry, sweetie. 1079 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:10,792 Celeste... 1080 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:15,292 We have to talk. 1081 01:15:17,792 --> 01:15:22,417 Look, I'm not as big a friend of Celeste as you are, 1082 01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:27,167 but couldn't a trauma like that send her back to what's safe? 1083 01:15:27,250 --> 01:15:29,250 To Juanjo? 1084 01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:33,333 Don't bother calling Celeste. The hacker blocked her cell. 1085 01:15:33,417 --> 01:15:34,625 Fuck! 1086 01:15:34,708 --> 01:15:40,083 Whatever you do, do it fast, because that happened... 1087 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:41,542 Three hours ago! 1088 01:15:47,625 --> 01:15:49,792 By the way, I'm Nico. 1089 01:15:49,875 --> 01:15:51,000 A pleasure! 1090 01:15:56,875 --> 01:15:57,917 Taxi! 1091 01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:10,625 Let's go! They set a trap for you! 1092 01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:12,083 Jazz... Jazz... 1093 01:16:17,667 --> 01:16:20,583 It's true that Juanjo and I were together. 1094 01:16:20,667 --> 01:16:21,708 I know. 1095 01:16:23,667 --> 01:16:29,625 Celeste and I slept together! And she had her first orgasm with me! 1096 01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:31,750 - She told me. - OK. 1097 01:16:31,833 --> 01:16:35,167 Did he tell you he was with one of his students, 1098 01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:38,208 a real pain in the ass? 1099 01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:43,500 No, don't tell me. He told you that too, right? 1100 01:16:43,583 --> 01:16:45,542 - Yes. - I see. 1101 01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:48,250 So you've been telling each other the truth. 1102 01:16:51,333 --> 01:16:53,708 - You make me sick. - We're getting married. 1103 01:16:53,792 --> 01:16:55,792 - What? - In two days. 1104 01:16:55,875 --> 01:16:57,250 I never cancelled the wedding. 1105 01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:06,042 That's shit! I don't believe it. 1106 01:17:31,417 --> 01:17:35,375 Don't worry about Jazz. I bet she's over it already. 1107 01:18:15,375 --> 01:18:17,458 Come on, ladies in the back. 1108 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:25,917 Nico! 1109 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,042 Celeste! 1110 01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:34,333 I guess I owe you one. Thanks to you, I married Juanjo. 1111 01:18:34,417 --> 01:18:36,000 I certainly owe you one. 1112 01:18:36,083 --> 01:18:39,042 Thanks to you being such a slut, I got great grades. 1113 01:18:49,917 --> 01:18:51,333 I'm glad you came. 1114 01:18:53,417 --> 01:18:55,708 Why wouldn't I, Juan Jose? 1115 01:18:58,917 --> 01:19:01,542 I love you. 1116 01:19:01,625 --> 01:19:06,042 I'm looking at this wedding as a dress rehearsal for ours. 1117 01:19:06,125 --> 01:19:10,167 Rebec... Carmen, I'm not your type. 1118 01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:12,542 You need someone who completes you, 1119 01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:16,167 someone with attitude, with ambition, 1120 01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:20,833 with no scruples. 1121 01:19:20,917 --> 01:19:23,333 - Darling, you're radiant. - Thank you. 1122 01:19:26,375 --> 01:19:28,583 Heard that a lot today? 1123 01:19:28,667 --> 01:19:33,125 About 12,000 times, so don't insist. 1124 01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:34,917 No, I wasn't going to. 1125 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:39,167 I've seen you much more radiant. 1126 01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:41,292 When? 1127 01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:43,333 In that alley with Driller, 1128 01:19:43,417 --> 01:19:45,208 in the kitchen in Giangrossi... 1129 01:19:45,292 --> 01:19:47,708 You should see the videos. 1130 01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:50,000 I've never seen you so happy. 1131 01:19:50,083 --> 01:19:51,792 You only met me today. 1132 01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:56,500 Yes. 1133 01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:57,958 Your wedding day. 1134 01:20:01,917 --> 01:20:04,708 Why are you doing this? 1135 01:20:04,792 --> 01:20:08,125 Curiosity. I want to see what happens now. 1136 01:20:11,417 --> 01:20:15,750 You know why I know I'm in love with you, Juan Jose? 1137 01:20:15,833 --> 01:20:17,125 Because to get you, 1138 01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:22,167 I'm willing to do the vilest, most despicable things. 1139 01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:25,458 Love is something wonderful that brings out the worst in us. 1140 01:20:27,708 --> 01:20:31,792 And if you let someone like me get away, 1141 01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:34,458 you'll regret it forever. 1142 01:20:34,542 --> 01:20:36,625 And you know it. 1143 01:20:36,708 --> 01:20:40,375 Juanjo, can I have a word? 1144 01:20:40,458 --> 01:20:44,375 Go with her, Juan Jose. 1145 01:20:44,458 --> 01:20:46,208 I'll be waiting for you. 1146 01:20:57,083 --> 01:20:59,417 What? 1147 01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:00,750 I don't love you. 1148 01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:10,083 Are you sure? 1149 01:21:10,167 --> 01:21:12,958 Yes. 1150 01:21:13,042 --> 01:21:15,042 How do you know? 1151 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:19,333 I spent yesterday wishing you'd die in a car crash. 1152 01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:21,042 You wanted me to die? 1153 01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:23,417 I didn't want to marry you. 1154 01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:25,417 That's odd. 1155 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:26,833 I did want to, 1156 01:21:30,292 --> 01:21:31,750 but I don't love you either. 1157 01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:36,167 Really? 1158 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:39,458 I wanted to love you, because you suited me. 1159 01:21:39,542 --> 01:21:42,542 You're pretty, young, with values. 1160 01:21:42,625 --> 01:21:45,125 You're the father figure I always looked for in a man. 1161 01:21:45,208 --> 01:21:46,417 - Me? - Yes. 1162 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:47,833 - No! - Yes, yes! 1163 01:21:47,917 --> 01:21:50,542 You're frustrated, 1164 01:21:50,625 --> 01:21:52,042 you're a coward, 1165 01:21:52,125 --> 01:21:53,167 like my father. 1166 01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:56,583 You'll live in chaos... but you know what'll emerge? 1167 01:21:56,667 --> 01:21:59,167 What? 1168 01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:01,125 You. 1169 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,583 Your real you. 1170 01:22:07,375 --> 01:22:08,417 Juanjo, 1171 01:22:11,208 --> 01:22:13,625 this is the happiest day of my life. 1172 01:22:22,417 --> 01:22:23,583 Touching, eh? 1173 01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:29,833 You really want to be a politician? 1174 01:22:29,917 --> 01:22:31,625 Preferably a dictator. 1175 01:22:35,542 --> 01:22:38,792 Want to meet my parents? 1176 01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:40,792 Shouldn't we fuck first? 1177 01:22:45,208 --> 01:22:48,417 I'd fuck you to spite Juan Jose. 1178 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,625 I'd fuck you to spite you. 1179 01:22:57,292 --> 01:22:59,667 The problem is you can't be alone. 1180 01:22:59,750 --> 01:23:03,750 You'll have to learn if you want to grow up. 1181 01:23:03,833 --> 01:23:05,833 I think I'm ready to be alone. 1182 01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:31,292 Jazz? 1183 01:24:04,917 --> 01:24:06,208 I left her, Jazz. 1184 01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:10,292 For you. 1185 01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:18,167 Because to get me you've done the vilest, most despicable things. 1186 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:22,708 And love is something wonderful that brings out the worst in us. 1187 01:24:22,792 --> 01:24:25,708 And if I let someone like you get away, 1188 01:24:25,792 --> 01:24:28,583 I'll regret it forever. 1189 01:24:28,667 --> 01:24:30,417 And I know it. 1190 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:32,083 J.J.! 1191 01:24:36,708 --> 01:24:38,042 I prefer Juanjo. 1192 01:24:41,292 --> 01:24:43,042 Juanjo, 1193 01:24:43,125 --> 01:24:45,167 do you think we can be happy? 1194 01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,042 I'm not going to change. 1195 01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:50,542 I want to live to the limit and, above all, 1196 01:24:50,625 --> 01:24:53,167 there is no way we'll have children! 1197 01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:58,833 That's it, that's it! FIVE YEARS LATER 1198 01:24:58,917 --> 01:25:00,792 A beautiful girl. 1199 01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:04,000 My little girl! 1200 01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:06,167 Kids, kids, look! At last! 1201 01:25:06,250 --> 01:25:08,500 Congratulations! 1202 01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:17,625 As you see, Jazz is living her maternity to the limit. 1203 01:25:17,708 --> 01:25:20,667 In her little free time she writes romantic novels 1204 01:25:20,750 --> 01:25:24,250 under the name of Jacinta Jazmin. 1205 01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:28,750 "The return of the girl in love with love". 1206 01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:31,000 I love that it ends with "The End". 1207 01:25:31,083 --> 01:25:34,792 As for Nico, his plans to rule the world are going well. 1208 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:42,208 The president that Spain deserves! But there's a storm on the horizon 1209 01:25:42,292 --> 01:25:43,333 and its name is... 1210 01:25:43,417 --> 01:25:46,250 Celeste, a new novel, a new scandal. 1211 01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:48,375 "Sexual Tension Resolved". 1212 01:25:48,458 --> 01:25:52,708 In it, you accuse the presidential candidate here in Spain, 1213 01:25:52,792 --> 01:25:56,083 Nicolas Vidal, 1214 01:25:56,167 --> 01:25:59,042 of drug trafficking, blackmailing his professors, 1215 01:25:59,125 --> 01:26:00,417 having people beaten up, 1216 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:03,083 of being a sexual pervert 1217 01:26:03,167 --> 01:26:05,125 and even of filming you while you were... 1218 01:26:05,208 --> 01:26:06,417 How can I put this? 1219 01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:08,292 - Fucking. - Very precise. 1220 01:26:08,375 --> 01:26:12,292 By the way, do you think he's the president Spain deserves? 1221 01:26:12,375 --> 01:26:14,458 I think so. I'll vote for him. 1222 01:26:14,542 --> 01:26:16,625 Then, why are you doing this? 1223 01:26:16,708 --> 01:26:17,958 Curiosity. 1224 01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:22,083 I want to see what happens now. 1225 01:26:27,292 --> 01:26:31,375 Mr. Vidal, do you think Celeste is doing this to sell more books? 1226 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:33,000 It better be, 1227 01:26:33,083 --> 01:26:35,250 or else it's something weird. 1228 01:26:35,333 --> 01:26:38,292 What steps are you going to take? 1229 01:26:38,375 --> 01:26:41,292 The logical ones. When we win the election, 1230 01:26:41,375 --> 01:26:43,167 I'll make that harpy the Minister of Culture. 1231 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:44,417 Thank you. 1232 01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:52,542 The moral? 1233 01:26:52,625 --> 01:26:53,958 Like they say, 1234 01:26:54,042 --> 01:26:57,917 love is something wonderful that brings out the worst in us. 1235 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,542 But don't worry, 1236 01:27:00,625 --> 01:27:03,167 because from the worst of us 1237 01:27:03,250 --> 01:27:04,750 love can arise. 1238 01:27:10,292 --> 01:27:11,917 Welcome home, puppy. 1239 01:27:55,833 --> 01:27:58,292 - It's beautiful. - Like you. 1240 01:28:02,833 --> 01:28:04,333 I love you, amore! 1241 01:28:10,625 --> 01:28:14,792 THE END 1242 01:28:14,875 --> 01:28:20,083 UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION 83509