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A film by A gang of
passionate filmmakers.
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THE PERFECT ESCAPE
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SWITZERLAND
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Gretta's green guide.
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It's Greta. I love her!
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You know the anagram of
Greta, is actually great.
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And I think that
describes her perfectly.
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She is the true
leader of our planet.
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You should read it.
It's really great.
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- Seb...
- What?
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Do you mind just keeping it down?
There are people in this train.
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Come on, Let them
hear some music!
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Hi.
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Are you enjoying your meal?
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- Yes, thank you!
- Yeah?
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- Would you like some?
- No, thank you!
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Do you know how long it takes
for plastic bags to decompose?
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- No.
- 450 years
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450 years!
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So you are not only destroying the planet, you
are also cursing the lives of future generations.
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I'm just saying...
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I hope you can live with that...
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Bon Appétit! By the way.
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LONDRA, MAREA BRITANIE
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Did you arrive? Have fun!
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Please be careful and don't take
your brother outside the tracks.
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Ok?
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Promise?
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Can you pass him on the phone?
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No. Ok. Very well.
Bye love! Yes.
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Yeah.
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Dad sends love too.
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Bye!
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Had a late night.
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This project is taking
up so much time.
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The boys just arrived to the chalet
They will stay there for New Year's Eve.
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Great!
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- Can you help me?
- Sure.
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Yeah. Just got home.
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Yeah...
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- Yeah, I'm just going to pack and I'll be at the airport...
- Can't that wait Scott?
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Yeah, yeah, no
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I won't forget...
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Fallen star?
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Huh, cut off.
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The nanny will do it.
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My sister is waiting
for me, I should go.
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Why do you have conferences
on New Year's Eve?
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I change it if I
could, but you know...
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- Work is...
- I know
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I go to change.
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PARIS, FRANCE
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SPERM BANK
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Honestly, I feel like a cliché.
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Looking for someone
smart, of course
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as talented as possible,
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funny is crucial,
it's very important,
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and what else?
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Without any family
history of disease
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no serial killers in the family.
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The way you talk, I get the
hint, but I can't be a donor.
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Internal policy - OK...
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This way, please.
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Good day!
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So...
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What's the most
sought-after donor profile?
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"The Swedes" is classic, blue
eyes, smart, a bit aggressive...
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But I don't recommend it.
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Long term, those genes haven't
been exposed to much light,
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might lead to skin cancer
or suicidal tendencies.
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- Then no.
- No, definitely not.
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- Anything else?
- It's simple.
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Australians for
height and body shape.
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Hispanics for that
"sangre caliente."
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And Asians for manners.
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That's pretty much it.
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But for all these qualities
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try a French touch.
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- Ok, great. Thanks!
- Bye!
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I'm off.
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- Let me know when you get there safely.
- Sure. Yeah.
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- And say help to your sister for me.
- Yeah.
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- Don't work too hard.
- No, no.
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- Ciao!
- Ciao! I love you!
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Can't wait to meet you!!!
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Le Chable railway
station Swiss Alps.
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Hi there!
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Namaste!
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- Namaste!
- Hi!
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Welcome, my friends!
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I'm Joel.
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This is Laura and
I am Sebastian.
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I just want to make sure that everything at the
hotel is 100% eco-friendly, like you advertised?
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Whole shebang 98% to be exact.
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We projected it ourselves - 98%?
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100%!
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98% to 100%.
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And this, what is this?
Hibrid, alternative fuel?
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You see, Laura here, is a
climate change activist.
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As are we that is why we
decided to move out here.
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See. He understands.
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This truck is gas, But
we bought it second hand.
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We only use it to pick up visitors,
goods and for emergencies.
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- I'm not taking this car. It's gas!
- Come on.
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Come on, I can't carry all
of this stuff by myself.
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Then you take the car,
but I'm gonna be walking.
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Good...
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Actually
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it is this way.
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Merde!
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- Excuse me, what is you WiFi password?
- No WiFi.
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- Alessa!
- What?
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I asked you to book
a cab with WiFi.
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- Yeah.
- Sorry, but I forgot.
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- Well, at least I got some great news, you know.
- Yeah? What is it?
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I went to the sperm
bank this morning.
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- Already?
- Yeah.
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We just have to decide who is going
to be the biological mother now.
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Right...
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I have a lot of contracts going on and
to be honest, I am quite busy right now.
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Yeah, right, your carrier.
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Yeah, I'm starting to make
real money with it. You know.
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It's good.
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- It is happening.
- It's ok.
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I'll do it.
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Yeah?
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So, what kind of sperm
do you want to go for?
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I think just
classic. You know...
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They have someone tall,
handsome and funny?
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- What about the sperm star sign?
- Thank you Can you chose that?
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- Ok, În that case I want... Libra.
- No, I'm just kidding.
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Hello Sir! Thank you - Hi!
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Welcome to my small world.
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What a day is today,
What a rare mood
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and it is almost
like being in love.
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You have a great sense
of textures and colors.
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You're an artist?
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Architect.
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It's an art form.
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Vanilla, patchouli...
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Armani Prive, Damascus
Rose. Am I right?
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No you are not a
cliche. Very good!
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It's an exquisite choice sir.
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Are you on your way to
see somebody special?
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I hope so. It's a blind date.
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Why the blind date?
What are you after?
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Oh God... What am I
after? What am I after?!
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Someone who understands me,
interested in what I have to say.
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Yeah, I didn't mean
to cross the line
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but I see vitality
sexual exuberance
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I'm motivated and
inspired by Rubens.
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His heighten sense
of realism in women.
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So, yes... I'm a painter
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and I just do this to
earn some extra cash
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so I can survive in
city as an artist.
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But here, take my card, you can
see all my stuff on my website.
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You can always call me if you need another
ride. Because I need the freaking cash
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I'm never going to look at that.
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So, what's her name?
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- Rose.
- Beautiful.
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From the Latin Rosa.
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That, my friend, is
a rose in full bloom.
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You might want to capture that
before the petals fall off.
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Please stop talking!
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Rose?
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No...
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We finally meet.
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Wow, what a powerful aura.
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Such strong energy.
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Rose?
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No. I'm Britta.
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Your Rose is waiting
for you at the hotel.
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I'll just grab your bag.
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So... what do you do?
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- I'm...
- I'm an influencer.
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Life style and LGBTQ culture.
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- What do you do?
- She's a teacher.
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The thing with influencers is driven by the
relationship between the influencer and the followers.
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I have over a million of them.
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When you are creating content
you have to understand.
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How the algorithm works.
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Yep.
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Teach maths?
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Oh, God, no! Primary school.
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- You must love kids.
- I do.
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Please don't start. Don't!
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I'm an architect.
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- Are you?
- Yeah.
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Finally some grown up stuff!
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- Do you have any cool projects?
- No.
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- I studied interior design at school.
- There.
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- Yeah, it is...
- You definitely deserve a 10 for that.
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It's called "10" because that
is the month I was born in.
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Oh, Ok.
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So you are a libra then?
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- Yes.
- Be careful what you wish for!
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Wow, this is... AWESOME!
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Thank you.
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Here you can hear the silence.
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- So... what do you sing?
- I actually compose.
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- A bit of rock here and there, some folk.
- Ok.
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Oh, sorry, Laura got me
this watch for Christmas.
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It checks the air quality.
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Well, ain't that something.
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Do you know we have over
60% oxigen în our bodies.
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What does it say?
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Cleanest air ever.
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And... the perfect
place to get inspired.
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Well, any good friend of nature
is a good friend of mine Joel.
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Stop it! You're going
to make me blush
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the last time I did
that was in 1999.
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I felt asleep in the
buff at 30 degrees C.
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It was Woodstock III
festival, in Rome, New York.
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You can imagine the
burns I got down below.
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Ok...
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I was on fire.
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On fire, yeah. "Your
sex is on fire!"
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Please, don't sing!
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Why?
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Because... because...
You have to.
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You have to, Rest your voice!
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Yeah...
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- Bip. Bip.
- Come on.
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That is the thing
with mass production.
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We're now, buying 65% more
clothes then we did 15 years ago.
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So, I'll let you imagine...
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Laura, I fell like I'm at
a trivia contest, honestly.
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Ok, let's talk
about your song then
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I still don't get why you
have to go for 6 months.
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Pff.. That's a long
title. Not very catchy.
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Really? Six months in Brazil
to save the amazonian forest?
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You can come and visit.
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Oh, yeah, of course I can come and
visit Why didn't I think of that?
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Let me just check my
account balance reel quick
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and it says: You
are broke Sebastian.
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- You know you can meet someone else.
- I don't want to meet someone else.
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Then what is the point of
being in an open relationship?
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What?
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What are you talking about?
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What is that? What's a
rel-opens hip? Who is in that?
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I don't know, we can try.
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Monogamy is so old school.
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Polyamory is the new thing. I don't
care about what is the new thing.
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I care about you.
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That is nice, but...
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We should be inspired by nature.
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Plants and trees combine
in the most unusually ways
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and great things
happen from there.
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Did you cheat on me?
251
00:18:28,081 --> 00:18:31,581
Seb, we, people, have
a lot of love to give.
252
00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:32,664
Let's spread that love.
253
00:18:32,956 --> 00:18:36,289
- Wait, wait a minute.
- I thought we were spreading it, on each other
254
00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:37,748
but we will still be together
255
00:18:37,873 --> 00:18:39,539
let's just...
let's just explore!
256
00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:40,623
That is all I'm saying.
257
00:18:40,706 --> 00:18:42,873
It's like me telling
you to eat meat.
258
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,414
What? Why would you do that?
259
00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:47,164
Because it is something
you don't like.
260
00:18:47,331 --> 00:18:50,664
- It is the same as with me and this thing.
- It is not the same at all.
261
00:18:50,789 --> 00:18:52,349
- It is exactly the same.
- No it is not.
262
00:18:52,373 --> 00:18:53,573
- Of course it is.
- It is not.
263
00:18:56,914 --> 00:18:58,039
Welcome!
264
00:18:59,164 --> 00:19:00,164
Namaste!
265
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:02,873
Hi, I'm Philip.
266
00:19:02,956 --> 00:19:04,456
Your lady friend
is waiting for you,
267
00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:06,039
Last room on the right.
268
00:19:08,164 --> 00:19:09,289
- Did you get it?
- Yeah.
269
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:10,914
Maybe slightly higher.
270
00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:46,831
Rose!
271
00:19:55,373 --> 00:19:56,998
- What the fuck?!
- What the fuck?!
272
00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:58,123
What are you doing here?
273
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,331
What am I doing here?!
What are you doing here?
274
00:20:00,873 --> 00:20:01,956
You're checking on me?
275
00:20:02,081 --> 00:20:04,041
Is this some sort of joke?
Did you read my emails?
276
00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:06,664
- What are you talking about?!
- Oh, my God!
277
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,164
- You're Rose?
- And you're Philip?
278
00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:14,164
Welcome to your
perfect escape weekend!
279
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:17,206
It's too nice!
280
00:20:19,456 --> 00:20:21,914
What the hell are
you doing here?!
281
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,539
How did you get here?
282
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,539
Home away from home.
283
00:20:26,748 --> 00:20:27,873
It's very beautiful!
284
00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:29,248
Thank you!
285
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,164
No, this isn't possible.
286
00:20:34,248 --> 00:20:38,914
I have deadlines, I have clients who are
waiting for my content, I have followers.
287
00:20:38,998 --> 00:20:41,331
Please, tell me there
is a solution. Please!
288
00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:44,456
I'm sorry sweetheart, but why don't you
take this opportunity to disconnect.
289
00:20:45,831 --> 00:20:46,831
Yeah.
290
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:48,956
Are you serious?
291
00:20:49,956 --> 00:20:51,998
- Yeah.
- Damn! Our weekend is ruined.
292
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:57,414
I worked so hard for my career
Please don't do this to me!
293
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,706
- Let me show you to your room.
- Yeah.
294
00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:02,498
It's going to be ok honey.
295
00:21:02,664 --> 00:21:03,706
What are you doing here?!
296
00:21:05,956 --> 00:21:08,373
- I'm in my room.
- Your room?
297
00:21:08,456 --> 00:21:11,456
Yes, my room, I booked it and
that is my suitcase by the way.
298
00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:15,123
You're ridiculous! I need this weekend
for myself with or without Philip
299
00:21:15,248 --> 00:21:16,581
but certainly without you.
300
00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:19,123
Do you think there
is any chance?
301
00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:27,456
Fine!
302
00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:31,039
I had no ideea that your sister,
lived at the top of a mountain.
303
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,623
Yeah, didn't you hear? She moved here
so she could attend your conference.
304
00:21:34,706 --> 00:21:38,039
Dating sites, Susan?
36 years old, really?
305
00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:39,539
I was once.
306
00:21:39,623 --> 00:21:42,664
You wrote: Funny!
Emotionally stable?!
307
00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:45,831
42 years old, sensitive,
good listener?
308
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:48,498
Go on! Get out!
309
00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:00,581
What now?!
310
00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:26,967
That is the problem with only dating.
You never get the whole picture.
311
00:22:26,998 --> 00:22:28,623
Yeah...
312
00:22:29,623 --> 00:22:30,623
Poor woman! Huh?
313
00:22:39,831 --> 00:22:41,351
Was that you in the
reception earlier?
314
00:22:43,581 --> 00:22:46,164
I don't know if you still
have my number. Laura.
315
00:22:46,248 --> 00:22:48,248
- There is no WiFi network here.
- Huh?
316
00:22:48,623 --> 00:22:52,498
No, no, it's the IT guy. He just
texted me. We're trying to fix it.
317
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:57,498
I wasn't asking who, but thanks!
318
00:23:00,456 --> 00:23:01,706
Sorry.
319
00:23:03,456 --> 00:23:04,456
What are you doing?
320
00:23:22,748 --> 00:23:23,914
Not now.
321
00:23:23,998 --> 00:23:25,081
Why?
322
00:23:25,789 --> 00:23:27,539
Because
323
00:23:28,164 --> 00:23:29,789
fun first.
324
00:23:31,831 --> 00:23:32,831
Ok...
325
00:23:45,581 --> 00:23:47,623
How long are you staying?
326
00:23:48,123 --> 00:23:49,331
Hi...
327
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:55,664
There has been a slight
misunderstanding.
328
00:23:57,289 --> 00:23:58,373
I need another room.
329
00:23:58,789 --> 00:24:00,081
What kind of misunderstanding?
330
00:24:00,414 --> 00:24:01,789
Something wrong with your room?
331
00:24:01,914 --> 00:24:04,039
Something wrong with my room?
332
00:24:04,498 --> 00:24:06,706
I think you heard everything.
333
00:24:07,081 --> 00:24:09,873
Unfortunately we don't have
anything available right now.
334
00:24:12,039 --> 00:24:14,373
The gift that keeps on giving.
335
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,581
This is a complete disaster.
336
00:24:19,831 --> 00:24:22,914
Meet us around the campfire
at sunset and don't be late.
337
00:24:38,664 --> 00:24:40,789
- Hei, Seb!
- Hei, Laura!
338
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,373
You look good!
339
00:24:45,998 --> 00:24:48,081
Sun is shining, but...
340
00:24:50,498 --> 00:24:51,539
Plastic?!
341
00:24:54,873 --> 00:24:56,748
Oh, no, no, no.
342
00:24:56,831 --> 00:24:58,664
Beautiful day - What is this?
343
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,331
You're ok?
344
00:25:00,456 --> 00:25:02,682
You're strangling the plante
with plastic, so no, I'm not ok.
345
00:25:02,706 --> 00:25:04,664
Oh, God! You're not
right in your head!
346
00:25:04,748 --> 00:25:05,908
I think we can sort this out.
347
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:10,331
Look, when you're done with this little
gadget of yours, it will end up in a landfill.
348
00:25:10,414 --> 00:25:12,706
Ok? It will pollute
the air, the water.
349
00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:18,414
Do you know we ingest at least 5
grams of plastic every goddam week.
350
00:25:18,664 --> 00:25:20,206
That is like eating
a credit card.
351
00:25:20,289 --> 00:25:23,489
Is that so? Because you know, I'm a teacher
and I don't earn enough money anyway.
352
00:25:24,248 --> 00:25:25,873
Ha, ha, do you
think this is funny?
353
00:25:26,623 --> 00:25:28,164
- Can you?
- What?
354
00:25:28,623 --> 00:25:31,623
Ease off a little bit please? Everyone
is here just to have a good time.
355
00:25:32,123 --> 00:25:34,956
- Try and plastic out.
- I can't plastic out, this is exactly
356
00:25:35,081 --> 00:25:36,956
I know, I know baby, but please.
357
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,831
Fine - Promise?
358
00:25:44,498 --> 00:25:45,498
I promise!
359
00:25:46,164 --> 00:25:47,998
I hope that is not
an open promise
360
00:25:48,456 --> 00:25:50,331
- like our relationship.
- Oh, my God!
361
00:25:54,289 --> 00:25:55,581
Give me a g.
362
00:25:55,748 --> 00:25:57,188
Give me a g. 05:58,970
Hei! Big man.
363
00:26:03,081 --> 00:26:04,441
How much for you
to drive me down?
364
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,873
No, can do. It's getting late
365
00:26:07,956 --> 00:26:09,596
and there is a storm
brewing - What?
366
00:26:09,956 --> 00:26:12,539
Wouldn't want you to have
a mishap on the way down.
367
00:26:12,873 --> 00:26:14,539
Help is a long way off.
368
00:26:16,873 --> 00:26:17,873
Come on!
369
00:26:18,748 --> 00:26:19,748
One bar.
370
00:26:37,914 --> 00:26:38,914
Oh, yeah, here we go.
371
00:26:42,123 --> 00:26:43,643
Hello? Hi! It's
Scott, the guy from...
372
00:26:43,831 --> 00:26:46,498
Hi!
373
00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:47,873
Yeah.
374
00:26:48,081 --> 00:26:49,998
I was going to meet rose
375
00:26:50,206 --> 00:26:53,623
something has gone
horribly wrong!
376
00:26:54,164 --> 00:26:56,331
No, no, not the woman
from the car park.
377
00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:57,414
Listen...
378
00:26:57,706 --> 00:26:58,706
I...
379
00:26:59,581 --> 00:27:02,164
No, I have not looked
at your website!
380
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:03,664
Listen what I...
381
00:27:05,664 --> 00:27:08,581
I cannot see a
storm, it is sunny!
382
00:27:08,998 --> 00:27:09,998
It is too sunny!
383
00:27:10,998 --> 00:27:14,123
I can pay you a lot
of money! Please, I...
384
00:27:14,248 --> 00:27:15,248
Hello!
385
00:27:17,581 --> 00:27:18,706
Hello!!!
386
00:27:20,748 --> 00:27:23,331
Hellooo!!!
387
00:27:25,706 --> 00:27:27,748
My wife is out there!
388
00:27:28,706 --> 00:27:30,498
She is Italian!
389
00:27:36,039 --> 00:27:37,873
Aaa... this is amazing!
390
00:27:38,748 --> 00:27:43,623
Baby, look! I'm going to have
massive engagement with those photos.
391
00:27:43,706 --> 00:27:45,456
Oh! Are you two getting engaged?
392
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:46,706
Congrats!
393
00:27:46,789 --> 00:27:47,789
Good luck!
394
00:27:48,748 --> 00:27:52,539
We are not getting married.
Engagement is something online.
395
00:27:52,706 --> 00:27:54,414
You are getting engaged online?
396
00:27:54,581 --> 00:27:56,289
I can't think of
anything less romantic.
397
00:27:56,373 --> 00:27:57,748
You know what, Joel and I...
398
00:27:57,873 --> 00:27:59,164
No, we are not getting married.
399
00:27:59,248 --> 00:28:01,831
I don't get this new
generation anymore.
400
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:05,248
We used to take love so much more
seriously, didn't we sweet heart?
401
00:28:05,873 --> 00:28:07,873
Right. Let's put some
more logs on the fire.
402
00:28:08,289 --> 00:28:09,956
The forest is crying right now.
403
00:28:12,456 --> 00:28:14,498
Better than all of
us freezing to death.
404
00:28:14,623 --> 00:28:16,289
I got to say, I am
quite disappointed.
405
00:28:16,373 --> 00:28:19,039
The info on your website is
really different from reality.
406
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:23,539
Never let the truth get in the
way of a good story. Mark Twain.
407
00:28:24,748 --> 00:28:26,331
Enjoy life a bit.
408
00:28:32,248 --> 00:28:34,623
I hope that is fake fur.
409
00:28:35,956 --> 00:28:36,956
Oh, I hope not.
410
00:28:37,081 --> 00:28:39,414
It was a gift from
my first Swan Lake.
411
00:28:41,581 --> 00:28:42,706
She is joking.
412
00:28:43,081 --> 00:28:44,539
It is fake, right?
413
00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:46,456
I'm sorry, I don't like fakes.
414
00:28:47,539 --> 00:28:50,039
No... just remember
what you promised.
415
00:28:58,789 --> 00:29:00,956
- That's it?
- That's it!
416
00:29:02,081 --> 00:29:02,789
What?
417
00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:04,206
Sheets are clean.
418
00:29:06,414 --> 00:29:07,956
How am I supposed
to fit in that?
419
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,373
You'll figure it out.
420
00:29:58,706 --> 00:30:00,623
It's not that far, actually...
421
00:30:04,998 --> 00:30:06,248
Quite relaxing.
422
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,206
Nice
423
00:30:08,914 --> 00:30:12,164
quite walk in the dark.
424
00:30:28,706 --> 00:30:30,331
Perfect escape my ass.
425
00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:18,331
Almost sounds like a nice
person when he snores.
426
00:31:19,331 --> 00:31:20,914
Merry Christmas! What?!
427
00:31:25,914 --> 00:31:31,748
Ok, everybody... How about this
excuse: "The dog ate your condoms"?
428
00:31:33,581 --> 00:31:35,456
That's crazy, right? Anybody?
429
00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:41,831
Ok, how about this:
430
00:31:41,956 --> 00:31:45,914
- "Sex by the fire place and a cinders."
- Pops out of it. - What do you do?
431
00:31:46,039 --> 00:31:47,289
Is this an intervention?
432
00:31:47,414 --> 00:31:50,789
No, since we are all stuck
in because of the snow
433
00:31:50,914 --> 00:31:52,789
we thought we will
play a game together.
434
00:31:52,873 --> 00:31:54,831
Would you like to
join - No, no, no.
435
00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:56,873
I got a lot of work
to do. Off-line.
436
00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:59,498
Work, work, work always work.
437
00:31:59,581 --> 00:32:03,248
Work, work, work...
438
00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,164
Don't!
439
00:32:05,331 --> 00:32:06,998
It's Rihanna.
440
00:32:07,081 --> 00:32:09,164
- It's great.
- Just, you know...
441
00:32:09,289 --> 00:32:10,969
- Oh, yeah, you are right.
- Just like.
442
00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:16,706
I need to rest my voice, I know that. It's just
singing man, it just comes so naturally to me.
443
00:32:16,831 --> 00:32:20,123
- Because this is your vocation.
- Yeah, exactly.
444
00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:24,123
I think the high altitude is
affecting your hearing sweetheart.
445
00:32:24,206 --> 00:32:26,414
Shut up! Will you?!
446
00:32:27,414 --> 00:32:28,456
Fine!
447
00:32:30,164 --> 00:32:31,206
Ok...
448
00:32:33,164 --> 00:32:34,373
I can join in.
449
00:32:34,498 --> 00:32:36,456
- Hi!
- I can be fun!
450
00:32:36,873 --> 00:32:39,331
Fun, fun, fun, fun, Scott.
451
00:32:40,539 --> 00:32:42,498
Are you talking about
Scott or Philip?
452
00:32:42,581 --> 00:32:44,789
- Scott.
- Oh, yes!
453
00:32:45,123 --> 00:32:46,748
The Tina Fey of architecture!
454
00:32:48,914 --> 00:32:52,289
- It's a good one!
- "The thing I hate the most?!" Scott.
455
00:32:52,914 --> 00:32:55,289
Don't particularly
like you either.
456
00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:58,831
No... I just nominated
you to answer.
457
00:33:01,248 --> 00:33:02,289
What? No.
458
00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,539
Ok. Anyone else?
459
00:33:09,664 --> 00:33:12,956
Yeah, I got one.
Open relationships.
460
00:33:16,539 --> 00:33:18,623
- Ok. How about another card!
- No!
461
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:23,706
I hate people who think they
are above mother nature.
462
00:33:23,831 --> 00:33:25,206
Well, I hate activists.
463
00:33:26,081 --> 00:33:29,581
Is this like a Deepak
Chopra sort of moment?
464
00:33:29,873 --> 00:33:31,081
Is someone gonna rebirth?
465
00:33:31,206 --> 00:33:33,289
I hate when people
forget about you.
466
00:33:33,414 --> 00:33:34,914
Anyone in particular?
467
00:33:35,498 --> 00:33:38,414
No, I used to be a ballerina
468
00:33:40,373 --> 00:33:41,623
a famous one.
469
00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:44,456
That's amazing!
470
00:33:45,248 --> 00:33:47,914
Great!
471
00:33:48,039 --> 00:33:49,248
I'm rusty.
472
00:33:49,373 --> 00:33:51,206
No, no, can you do that again?
473
00:33:51,289 --> 00:33:53,581
Sorry dear, balerina
never do encore.
474
00:33:57,581 --> 00:33:59,373
Ok, let's have another
card sweetheart, Joel?
475
00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:00,581
Joel. Joel!
476
00:34:02,664 --> 00:34:03,664
Joel!
477
00:34:03,789 --> 00:34:04,789
Joel!!!
478
00:34:05,498 --> 00:34:07,373
- Sorry!
- Alright...
479
00:34:07,706 --> 00:34:10,026
Oh, you know what? Why don't
we just stick with the hate...
480
00:34:11,789 --> 00:34:15,706
I hate the narcism of youth.
481
00:34:15,873 --> 00:34:17,206
And I hate emoji's.
482
00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,914
You know what I hate?
483
00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:23,539
I hate narcissistic
men who are eggplants.
484
00:34:26,914 --> 00:34:29,164
Well, I happen to
like eggplants.
485
00:34:29,664 --> 00:34:31,331
What?! He didn't get it.
486
00:34:31,414 --> 00:34:33,039
- I don't think he did.
- I don't get it.
487
00:34:33,164 --> 00:34:34,914
- No.
- He didn't get it.
488
00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:36,748
- He didn't get it.
- Oh, Christ!
489
00:34:36,873 --> 00:34:37,956
You didn't get it either?
490
00:34:38,081 --> 00:34:41,123
Eggplant... it's a dick.
491
00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:44,039
It's a penis.
492
00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:45,373
This was fun.
493
00:34:48,164 --> 00:34:51,748
We laughed and
open relationship.
494
00:34:52,706 --> 00:34:53,706
I'm gonna have a shower.
495
00:34:54,706 --> 00:34:57,164
- Enjoy!
- I'll make some more tea.
496
00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:02,456
Ahh.. I think it's about time
I go do my vocal warmups, so...
497
00:35:02,539 --> 00:35:04,914
Great idea.
498
00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:40,539
Hei, baby!
499
00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:43,331
How do I look now?
500
00:35:44,331 --> 00:35:46,539
Am I sexy as a pregnant woman?
501
00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:53,164
Not now, can we please
talk about this late?
502
00:35:54,248 --> 00:35:55,414
When?
503
00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:58,498
When we get back to the city.
504
00:36:02,539 --> 00:36:03,539
What's wrong?
505
00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:07,248
Nothing, nothing.
506
00:36:08,623 --> 00:36:10,373
Come on, tell me!
507
00:36:11,789 --> 00:36:15,664
You just keep going on and on about
the same thing and we're on holiday,
508
00:36:15,748 --> 00:36:17,956
we're trying to
take a brake, right?
509
00:36:22,706 --> 00:36:24,789
- Do you even want this baby?
- Hum?
510
00:36:25,789 --> 00:36:27,373
I have a serious situation here
511
00:36:27,456 --> 00:36:29,456
I have a lot of content
I can't post right now.
512
00:36:29,539 --> 00:36:31,179
Come on, please, just
answer the question.
513
00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:34,664
Yeah, yeah, sure, I want a baby.
514
00:36:37,664 --> 00:36:38,998
Is the coffee ready yet?
515
00:36:39,081 --> 00:36:42,498
Because I really want to take a picture
of it with the snow in the background.
516
00:36:42,706 --> 00:36:44,581
Hei! What...
517
00:36:44,956 --> 00:36:45,956
Why?
518
00:36:51,623 --> 00:36:54,914
- I thought I'll find you here.
- Where else?
519
00:36:55,873 --> 00:36:58,373
- Do you want me to go?
- Interesting question!
520
00:36:58,831 --> 00:37:00,456
I get back to you on this.
521
00:37:24,039 --> 00:37:25,956
Do you have something
else to tell me?
522
00:37:27,123 --> 00:37:28,123
Yeah.
523
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,956
It was my first time
on a dating site.
524
00:37:33,289 --> 00:37:34,706
Really?
525
00:37:36,373 --> 00:37:37,373
Me too.
526
00:37:43,206 --> 00:37:44,206
I love you.
527
00:37:47,081 --> 00:37:48,748
I just don't like you anymore.
528
00:37:53,831 --> 00:37:55,414
I prefer Philip
529
00:37:59,956 --> 00:38:01,414
and I prefer Rose
530
00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:29,289
"and they seem like fire"
531
00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:32,414
- fire rhymes with...
- Tire maybe?
532
00:38:32,789 --> 00:38:33,789
No.
533
00:38:34,998 --> 00:38:37,123
Or inspire?
534
00:38:38,706 --> 00:38:42,414
Admire, desire
maybe - No, inspire!
535
00:38:42,539 --> 00:38:44,289
Yeah, that was the
one! Thank you! Wow!
536
00:38:44,414 --> 00:38:48,206
Inspire - Well, I'm a teacher
you know, that's what I do.
537
00:38:50,664 --> 00:38:51,664
Can I see?
538
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:55,373
No, no, it's not finished yet.
539
00:38:55,456 --> 00:38:56,664
Oh, come on!
540
00:38:56,748 --> 00:38:59,956
I work with 1st grade kids
I'm used to seeing the worst
541
00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:02,539
and still act like
it is a masterpiece.
542
00:39:07,331 --> 00:39:10,289
- Yeah, pretty bad.
- I'm just teasing it is very good.
543
00:39:10,789 --> 00:39:13,998
Yeah? You think?
544
00:39:14,914 --> 00:39:18,039
I'm still working on it, I am
trying to give it a little flow.
545
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:19,331
It goes like...
546
00:39:26,956 --> 00:39:28,224
- It's kind of like that.
- Nice!
547
00:39:28,248 --> 00:39:30,039
Right, you should
do a duet together.
548
00:39:30,789 --> 00:39:33,706
We might do, actually. Do
you wanna be our manager?
549
00:39:34,248 --> 00:39:35,664
Huh, that's funny.
550
00:39:35,789 --> 00:39:39,081
No can do, I'm afraid I've got a
video to record for the team in Brazil
551
00:39:39,164 --> 00:39:41,414
and I'm looking for help.
552
00:39:41,581 --> 00:39:44,748
You seem to be forgetting something
honey, there is no internet here.
553
00:39:44,873 --> 00:39:46,081
I know that, honey.
554
00:39:46,206 --> 00:39:49,873
But as soon as it's back on, I want to
send it, let them know I'm still on board.
555
00:39:49,956 --> 00:39:50,789
Ok.
556
00:39:50,873 --> 00:39:56,248
Well, if you need any help with recording,
Franky is your man, I mean .. Woman.
557
00:39:56,331 --> 00:39:58,623
Yes, why didn't I
think of that before.
558
00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:02,498
I don't know. I go get her.
559
00:40:07,831 --> 00:40:10,664
Well, she certainly seemed
comfortable in my bed.
560
00:40:10,789 --> 00:40:12,789
Inspire...
561
00:40:14,373 --> 00:40:18,373
Come back to bed. I still have a
little more essence to give you.
562
00:40:19,581 --> 00:40:21,248
We have guests.
563
00:40:22,206 --> 00:40:25,831
So, tuck it away, inside your
mystical box until later.
564
00:40:25,914 --> 00:40:29,331
I might be too tired to
open my third eye by then.
565
00:40:30,456 --> 00:40:33,498
We did expend more energy
then you find in a hive.
566
00:40:33,623 --> 00:40:37,789
You do enjoy being a queen bee.
567
00:40:39,248 --> 00:40:40,706
I dooo
568
00:40:41,289 --> 00:40:42,956
but we have gnarly
guests out there
569
00:40:43,206 --> 00:40:49,206
and you need to come up with something to
keep it together for the next few hours.
570
00:41:00,539 --> 00:41:02,289
What is it like having kids?
571
00:41:04,498 --> 00:41:05,789
Do you have a cat?
572
00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:07,456
No. Why?
573
00:41:07,539 --> 00:41:08,248
A dog?
574
00:41:08,373 --> 00:41:11,248
No. Why? Are you saying
I should get a pet first?
575
00:41:11,956 --> 00:41:14,789
Darling, first you get a puppy.
576
00:41:15,289 --> 00:41:20,248
Wake up in the middle of the night,
clean their poop, try not to vomit
577
00:41:20,498 --> 00:41:23,123
then give up your
space in bed for good
578
00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:25,623
try desperately to understand
if he is crying because
579
00:41:25,706 --> 00:41:28,664
he is hungry or you
feed him too much.
580
00:41:29,081 --> 00:41:33,123
Then accept that your white sofa is
now a set copy of a Jackson Pollock.
581
00:41:33,831 --> 00:41:38,164
If you still enjoy it, after a week
then you are ready to have a baby.
582
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,164
Ok...
583
00:41:41,456 --> 00:41:45,081
Ah, on top of that, you will
never have time to have sex again.
584
00:41:46,456 --> 00:41:47,539
Or shower.
585
00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:50,873
Try not to panic if you
drop them in the bath tup.
586
00:41:51,414 --> 00:41:52,914
Wait... what?!
587
00:41:52,956 --> 00:41:53,956
Who did you drop?
588
00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:56,557
But there are beautiful
parts too, right?
589
00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:57,831
Which one did you drop?
590
00:41:57,914 --> 00:41:59,956
- Many.
- Can you tell me which ones?
591
00:42:00,956 --> 00:42:05,998
When they grow up and they leave the house
that is when you realize you miss them.
592
00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:09,539
Was it Leo? Is it that why he
is a bit slow on the uptake.
593
00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,748
That would explain a lot.
594
00:42:15,206 --> 00:42:18,539
Not that thing
again - Come on...
595
00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:19,456
I hate it!
596
00:42:19,539 --> 00:42:21,748
Oh my God! You're
exactly the same.
597
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,373
I think this is it.
598
00:42:24,081 --> 00:42:28,248
I can't believe you're here. I have
not seen you for what? 5 years.
599
00:42:29,164 --> 00:42:31,164
- Yeah.
- It's crazy!
600
00:42:31,289 --> 00:42:33,123
I know, right?!
601
00:42:33,664 --> 00:42:39,248
So... Sebastian? He seems nice.
602
00:42:39,373 --> 00:42:40,456
- He is nice.
- Yeah...
603
00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:45,639
- No, I don't want any of that on my face.
- Oh my God! You really haven't changed one bit.
604
00:42:45,664 --> 00:42:47,748
- It is just a bit of blush.
- I don't care.
605
00:42:47,873 --> 00:42:50,873
- Your face will be shiny.
- I really don't care
606
00:42:50,956 --> 00:42:55,498
I prefer shiny natural
then mat chemical.
607
00:42:55,748 --> 00:42:56,748
Alright.
608
00:42:57,373 --> 00:42:59,456
Oh my God! Oh my
God! Are you ok?
609
00:42:59,539 --> 00:43:00,539
I think so.
610
00:43:01,706 --> 00:43:05,581
- I think this is definitely broken.
- Yeah, I think it is.
611
00:43:05,706 --> 00:43:08,748
It is one small loss for Franky
a giant leap for mankind.
612
00:43:09,498 --> 00:43:10,498
Youuu...
613
00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:17,123
- Maybe... maybe...
- Oh yeah
614
00:43:17,206 --> 00:43:19,539
- we should just use daylight.
- For what?
615
00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:20,914
- For...
- Ah, the video.
616
00:43:21,039 --> 00:43:25,123
- Yes! Yes!
- Yes, the video for Brazil...
617
00:43:25,873 --> 00:43:27,164
Yes, this is why I came here.
618
00:43:27,498 --> 00:43:31,581
I'm too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt.
619
00:43:31,664 --> 00:43:34,581
So sexy it hurts.
620
00:43:40,748 --> 00:43:41,748
I have an idea!
621
00:43:42,873 --> 00:43:45,289
- Oh, please, Joe, no...
- Don't worry!
622
00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:47,748
This one is a guaranteed succes.
623
00:43:47,831 --> 00:43:52,873
- I hope it's not...
- Hot Yoga.
624
00:43:52,956 --> 00:43:55,873
Oh lord Shiva, give me strength!
625
00:43:58,123 --> 00:44:01,623
I'm your mean,
lean, yoga machine!
626
00:44:10,956 --> 00:44:13,248
Chef Susanna in the house!
627
00:44:13,331 --> 00:44:16,623
At least I know how
to... boil water.
628
00:44:16,789 --> 00:44:18,039
Used a recipe?
629
00:44:18,581 --> 00:44:20,331
Tea, please!
630
00:44:25,123 --> 00:44:26,414
- Susanna!
- Susanna! Au!
631
00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:30,123
- Sorry! Is it hot?
- It is hot, it is boiling water.
632
00:44:31,998 --> 00:44:33,123
Don't touch his...
633
00:44:33,873 --> 00:44:35,248
- That's a...
- Sorry, I...
634
00:44:35,914 --> 00:44:37,123
- It' ok.
- Sorry!
635
00:44:38,123 --> 00:44:39,164
Hei!
636
00:44:40,289 --> 00:44:41,289
Hi!
637
00:44:43,373 --> 00:44:44,456
Having a party?
638
00:44:45,664 --> 00:44:48,581
Hei! All good with
the recording?
639
00:44:49,414 --> 00:44:50,706
Perfect, thanks!
640
00:44:52,248 --> 00:44:53,498
Ok...
641
00:44:54,164 --> 00:44:57,831
Some vitamins and rainbow
colors for my favorite guests.
642
00:44:58,831 --> 00:45:01,914
- Thank you!
- We are the only ones in the resort, so...
643
00:45:02,248 --> 00:45:03,248
Yeah...
644
00:45:03,373 --> 00:45:04,789
What have you been up to?
645
00:45:04,873 --> 00:45:06,581
Why? Did you miss me?
646
00:45:06,789 --> 00:45:08,873
Like a hippie misses their pipe.
647
00:45:09,956 --> 00:45:11,706
Oh.. Well, don't tell Joel.
648
00:45:12,956 --> 00:45:14,164
Okay...
649
00:46:15,081 --> 00:46:19,373
Hot, hot, babby!
Hot, hot, babby!
650
00:46:20,373 --> 00:46:21,581
- God!
- What is that?
651
00:46:22,248 --> 00:46:26,164
Ladies and gentleman you are
all invited to a hot yoga class
652
00:46:26,248 --> 00:46:27,248
I love hot yoga.
653
00:46:27,373 --> 00:46:29,182
- Yeah. Me too!
- Don't know anything about yoga.
654
00:46:29,206 --> 00:46:30,956
Like you know about being hot?
655
00:46:31,081 --> 00:46:34,373
It's not a competition folks,
but it is a lot of fun!
656
00:46:34,706 --> 00:46:37,539
Meet me in the yoga
room in 5 minutes.
657
00:46:38,873 --> 00:46:40,706
- Cool!
- Cool!
658
00:46:43,123 --> 00:46:45,039
I don't have time for this.
659
00:46:45,331 --> 00:46:47,206
You mean for fun, Scott?
660
00:47:02,831 --> 00:47:05,206
I don't get how come the
ring light is broken now?
661
00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:08,748
Low quality
materials... Cheep shit.
662
00:47:09,206 --> 00:47:10,289
Thanks, babe!
663
00:47:10,873 --> 00:47:12,498
This was a gift from me.
664
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:16,081
- Huh?! That one was a gift from you?
- Yeah.
665
00:47:16,164 --> 00:47:18,664
I love it, it's my favorite one!
666
00:47:20,039 --> 00:47:24,289
- Hate you!
- No, I'm serious it has sentimental value.
667
00:47:24,748 --> 00:47:26,331
Anything that
comes from you has.
668
00:47:29,956 --> 00:47:32,331
- Did she break it?
- She, who?
669
00:47:33,539 --> 00:47:35,998
Miss save the univers
and kill all the fun.
670
00:47:36,373 --> 00:47:38,373
Oh, come on. Don't
ex age rate now.
671
00:47:40,789 --> 00:47:43,414
Ok, do you think it's
gonna be fixed or...
672
00:47:44,456 --> 00:47:46,331
- Don't think so.
- Ok, don't think so.
673
00:47:46,498 --> 00:47:47,498
Oh, well...
674
00:47:48,789 --> 00:47:52,831
Hey guys, so, we are back and
today is a hot yoga class.
675
00:47:52,914 --> 00:47:54,248
Yes, it is going to be spicy
676
00:47:54,331 --> 00:47:58,123
and as you can see I am
wearing a beautiful outfit.
677
00:48:03,164 --> 00:48:04,289
Hot, hot, baby...
678
00:48:07,289 --> 00:48:09,164
Hot, hot.
679
00:48:20,248 --> 00:48:22,831
Welcome my yogis! Welcome!
680
00:48:23,206 --> 00:48:26,498
The humidity in
here has to be high.
681
00:48:27,123 --> 00:48:28,123
Joel! Joel!
682
00:48:28,331 --> 00:48:31,748
Are you all ready to get rid
of your Christmas tummies.
683
00:48:31,956 --> 00:48:33,331
- Yes.
- Yeah?
684
00:48:33,581 --> 00:48:34,581
Joel!
685
00:48:35,289 --> 00:48:36,456
Are you ready?
686
00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:40,831
Are you ready?!
687
00:48:40,914 --> 00:48:41,623
Joel!
688
00:48:41,789 --> 00:48:45,498
Let your inner Mick Jagger
inside and start already!
689
00:48:45,581 --> 00:48:46,789
Ok, first pose.
690
00:48:47,373 --> 00:48:48,831
Standing as an a.
691
00:48:48,914 --> 00:48:51,539
Feet together or slightly apart
692
00:48:51,664 --> 00:48:54,414
stand up straight,
arms besides you
693
00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:57,498
and now raise your arms.
694
00:48:57,581 --> 00:49:01,664
Yes, up, up, right
up to the Gods!
695
00:49:01,956 --> 00:49:04,706
And lean to the left
696
00:49:06,081 --> 00:49:08,748
push your hips out to the right.
697
00:49:08,873 --> 00:49:11,831
Keep breathing in through the
nose and out through the mouth.
698
00:49:12,789 --> 00:49:13,539
Hold it! Hold it!
699
00:49:13,748 --> 00:49:16,706
Hold it! You're doing well.
700
00:49:17,498 --> 00:49:20,289
And back to center
701
00:49:20,706 --> 00:49:22,081
and the other way.
702
00:49:22,414 --> 00:49:25,873
Bend to the right,
hips to the left.
703
00:49:25,956 --> 00:49:31,248
Keep breathing, keep Breathing, in
through the nose out through the mouth.
704
00:49:31,373 --> 00:49:33,956
Breathe, hold, hold it.
705
00:49:34,039 --> 00:49:37,498
Push a little more, yes... yes
706
00:49:37,623 --> 00:49:40,039
and back to center.
707
00:49:40,164 --> 00:49:44,123
Now palms down to your chest.
708
00:49:44,456 --> 00:49:48,331
Let's have a nice,
relaxing, breath...
709
00:49:55,039 --> 00:49:56,123
That's good!
710
00:49:57,373 --> 00:50:01,456
Right, now bend over,
hands flat on the ground
711
00:50:01,539 --> 00:50:03,081
leggs back
712
00:50:03,164 --> 00:50:05,414
either one at a time or hop back
713
00:50:05,498 --> 00:50:08,498
and then right into a
downward facing dog.
714
00:50:19,331 --> 00:50:24,498
The eggplant emoji is a long and purple
eggplant that is used to represent a penis.
715
00:50:28,539 --> 00:50:30,164
How bad can it be?
716
00:50:32,789 --> 00:50:37,539
Come on my yogis just the
last 15 minutes of pure joy.
717
00:50:40,414 --> 00:50:42,789
- God!
- Cannot unsee that.
718
00:50:43,706 --> 00:50:48,706
Now stretch the right heel, and
bring the left leg in the air.
719
00:51:33,414 --> 00:51:34,539
Are you ok?
720
00:51:38,748 --> 00:51:39,914
You're crazy
721
00:51:40,039 --> 00:51:41,456
you're crazy.
722
00:51:46,039 --> 00:51:49,081
You guys relax, I'm
gonna hit the showers.
723
00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:15,456
STARIWAY TO HEAVEN
724
00:52:17,289 --> 00:52:18,289
...
725
00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:49,873
- What are you doing here?
- Me?
726
00:52:49,956 --> 00:52:52,039
- Yeah.
- What about you?
727
00:52:56,414 --> 00:52:57,748
Oh, my God, no!
728
00:52:59,164 --> 00:53:02,873
You know what, I'm just gonna
get changed and make some dinner.
729
00:53:03,664 --> 00:53:06,414
- I'll have a shower.
- Oh, yeah, good idea.
730
00:53:12,164 --> 00:53:15,248
No, no, no, no, no, no...
I mean shower with myself.
731
00:53:15,373 --> 00:53:17,748
Not with you, not
shower together.
732
00:53:17,831 --> 00:53:21,414
- I mean just the two of us, just me.
- Seb, See, stop talking!
733
00:53:21,748 --> 00:53:23,289
- Yeah, ok.
- Good.
734
00:53:46,539 --> 00:53:48,206
My sweet lord!
735
00:53:48,414 --> 00:53:50,831
Are you ready for a
quickie before dinner.
736
00:53:50,998 --> 00:53:53,539
My darling Parvati,
737
00:53:54,206 --> 00:53:56,331
tantra takes time,
738
00:53:56,414 --> 00:53:59,956
I already had one
of my blue buddies
739
00:54:00,081 --> 00:54:02,164
I like the sound of that.
740
00:54:02,456 --> 00:54:05,539
My animal passions are ignited.
741
00:54:07,123 --> 00:54:10,289
- Are you ready?
- Oh, yes, I'm ready!
742
00:54:12,873 --> 00:54:16,206
- Let's get down on it!
- Let's get on it!
743
00:54:24,664 --> 00:54:25,789
Wait!
744
00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:28,914
I hear something, I hear voices.
745
00:54:31,623 --> 00:54:35,706
It is probably Brahma or Vishnu
looking down on us right now,
746
00:54:35,831 --> 00:54:38,664
annoyed that we
are rushing things.
747
00:54:38,789 --> 00:54:40,164
No, no, I hear real voices.
748
00:54:41,914 --> 00:54:45,623
Maybe is that cocky
Scott mucking around
749
00:54:46,706 --> 00:54:48,831
moaning about
something or other.
750
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:55,539
Hei! Let's not allow him
to sully our sanctuary.
751
00:54:57,373 --> 00:54:58,373
Yes!
752
00:54:59,498 --> 00:55:00,498
Oh, oh, yes!
753
00:55:12,498 --> 00:55:17,081
Now, now, focus on my breathing.
754
00:55:17,289 --> 00:55:20,623
- Look into my eyes.
- Would you stop talking Joel and come on.
755
00:55:20,706 --> 00:55:25,539
Come on, let it
all go Let it go.
756
00:55:29,414 --> 00:55:30,581
Oh, yeah!
757
00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:37,248
My Goddes.
758
00:55:38,914 --> 00:55:40,498
Now, come on, let's
go feed the flock.
759
00:55:41,498 --> 00:55:43,206
- Wait!
- What?
760
00:55:43,623 --> 00:55:45,581
Let me wash your
back in the shower.
761
00:55:45,664 --> 00:55:48,039
Are you trying to get me in
there under false pretenses?
762
00:55:48,164 --> 00:55:49,998
Damn right, I am!
763
00:55:50,081 --> 00:55:54,789
- Love you, you old girlie you!
- Love you too, you horny old goat!
764
00:55:55,914 --> 00:55:57,039
Get in the shower!
765
00:56:26,831 --> 00:56:28,748
- Hey guys!
- Hey!
766
00:56:29,331 --> 00:56:31,748
- Where have you been?
- Hell!
767
00:56:31,831 --> 00:56:35,248
Yeah, I guess and believe
me, hell is filled with sex.
768
00:56:36,914 --> 00:56:37,914
Really?!
769
00:56:38,914 --> 00:56:40,956
No, no... No!
770
00:56:46,331 --> 00:56:48,414
Alright! Now we are talking.
771
00:56:48,498 --> 00:56:53,498
- Finally some real relaxation.
- And 100% natural. I'm all in!
772
00:56:54,831 --> 00:56:56,414
- What is this?
- Mushrooms.
773
00:56:58,081 --> 00:56:59,748
Nature's greatest gift!
774
00:57:01,956 --> 00:57:02,956
Ok...
775
00:57:04,539 --> 00:57:06,748
- Alright, guys...
- Cheers!
776
00:57:06,831 --> 00:57:09,581
- Stairway to heaven!
- Stairway to heaven...
777
01:00:18,123 --> 01:00:19,873
Wow! What a trip.
778
01:00:20,623 --> 01:00:22,914
Forgive me! Ok? Please,
please forgive me!
779
01:00:22,998 --> 01:00:26,039
I'll be better next time. I
won't let them take you away.
780
01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:27,956
I'm sorry! I'm sorry...
781
01:00:28,081 --> 01:00:31,081
No, don't worry
about it! It's...
782
01:00:31,789 --> 01:00:34,623
We will find our way out of it.
783
01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:37,623
- People make mistakes.
- I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.
784
01:00:37,706 --> 01:00:42,081
- Please, please, forgive me!
- Oh, Laura! I forgive you!
785
01:00:47,956 --> 01:00:49,164
What are you doing?
786
01:00:50,206 --> 01:00:52,956
What am I doing?! You said...
787
01:00:54,581 --> 01:00:57,248
I'm sorry I couldn't stop it!
788
01:00:57,331 --> 01:01:01,456
I'm sorry they took you away
from your brothers and sisters
789
01:01:01,539 --> 01:01:04,373
and the holly forest! I'm
so sorry! I'm so sorry!
790
01:01:04,498 --> 01:01:07,456
Laura, you were
talking to the tree?!
791
01:01:09,331 --> 01:01:11,956
Please! Don't make me hate you!
792
01:01:12,873 --> 01:01:14,456
Like I hate your music?
793
01:01:14,539 --> 01:01:18,914
Seb, you don't need to rest your voice
you need to find something else to do.
794
01:01:19,081 --> 01:01:21,456
Maybe programing...
795
01:01:21,748 --> 01:01:22,914
- Yes.
- Programing?!
796
01:01:23,039 --> 01:01:25,748
No, what? That's,
that's just plain mean.
797
01:01:25,873 --> 01:01:28,539
No, baby boy, is just the truth.
798
01:01:29,414 --> 01:01:30,414
You suck!
799
01:01:30,831 --> 01:01:31,831
No, no, no...
800
01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:34,998
You're a tree hugger.
801
01:01:36,789 --> 01:01:37,956
Yes.
802
01:02:10,414 --> 01:02:12,456
Hot yoga effect baby!
803
01:02:14,748 --> 01:02:16,998
Hot yoga my ass!
804
01:02:40,956 --> 01:02:44,123
Maybe... this is
exactly what they need.
805
01:03:47,831 --> 01:03:48,831
Oh, my head...
806
01:04:03,789 --> 01:04:05,414
That's my wife!
807
01:04:11,664 --> 01:04:16,039
Take of you clothes faster
than leaves in late autumn.
808
01:04:16,123 --> 01:04:18,498
Oh, yeah, baby!
809
01:04:22,539 --> 01:04:24,248
Look! You saved the day.
810
01:04:25,164 --> 01:04:28,248
Yeah, we saved the day.
811
01:04:32,498 --> 01:04:34,123
You're so cute with
these little...
812
01:04:38,748 --> 01:04:40,164
ALERT Ovulation Day 01.
813
01:04:40,289 --> 01:04:42,123
Tonight is the night.
814
01:04:46,664 --> 01:04:48,623
You're very good
looking - I know
815
01:04:48,914 --> 01:04:51,539
- and I'm quite good looking too right?
- You're ok.
816
01:04:54,956 --> 01:04:57,414
Can you imagine how good
looking our kid would be?
817
01:04:58,206 --> 01:04:59,789
- What?!
- Our kid.
818
01:05:00,873 --> 01:05:03,081
Yeah, our kids. You and I.
819
01:05:03,498 --> 01:05:06,873
What... I'm married - I know.
820
01:05:07,248 --> 01:05:09,706
- That's my wife.
- I know.
821
01:05:10,331 --> 01:05:12,456
I'm gonna go get
a glas of water.
822
01:05:15,414 --> 01:05:16,498
Man!
823
01:05:21,289 --> 01:05:24,956
Go be! Fly away, fly away.
824
01:05:25,664 --> 01:05:31,373
You are the best
guest we ever had!
825
01:05:38,331 --> 01:05:40,581
You can come back
anytime for free.
826
01:05:43,289 --> 01:05:44,831
What a woman!
827
01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:46,123
I know, right?!
828
01:05:46,248 --> 01:05:48,289
She's... I love her!
829
01:05:48,373 --> 01:05:51,373
- I love her too!
- No, I love her more.
830
01:05:51,956 --> 01:05:54,748
- Love her, who?
- Who!
831
01:05:54,831 --> 01:05:57,748
- Who do you love?
- You.
832
01:05:57,831 --> 01:05:59,331
Only you.
833
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:02,331
I was just trying to make
her feel comfortable.
834
01:06:02,414 --> 01:06:05,498
You know, I think she
already feels comfortable.
835
01:06:05,956 --> 01:06:07,248
Now poor me a drink.
836
01:06:11,331 --> 01:06:12,956
That's my wife.
837
01:06:14,498 --> 01:06:15,539
Yeah...
838
01:06:21,081 --> 01:06:22,081
No!
839
01:06:30,706 --> 01:06:32,623
Where's the hairdryer?!
840
01:06:33,081 --> 01:06:34,748
No! Please, please please!
841
01:06:35,748 --> 01:06:36,748
Fire, fire...
842
01:06:36,914 --> 01:06:37,914
Fire!
843
01:07:01,123 --> 01:07:03,039
- Come on!
- Fuck it!
844
01:07:03,164 --> 01:07:05,956
- No!
- Let's dance!
845
01:07:06,081 --> 01:07:08,831
Fuck it!
846
01:07:09,039 --> 01:07:11,248
Fuck it!!!
847
01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:25,539
Now this is what I call a party!
848
01:07:40,623 --> 01:07:41,789
Man...
849
01:07:49,331 --> 01:07:51,373
I'm sorry! What did I do?!
850
01:08:01,456 --> 01:08:02,581
Shit!
851
01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:08,081
Okay...
852
01:08:09,081 --> 01:08:10,748
Who is going to be
the lucky father then?
853
01:08:10,914 --> 01:08:13,289
You, big angry bear?
854
01:08:14,039 --> 01:08:18,123
Man, am I that irresistible
tonight or what?
855
01:08:18,914 --> 01:08:21,789
Or is it going to be you?
The smartest man in the room.
856
01:08:22,581 --> 01:08:24,914
You think so? Hah, me too.
857
01:08:27,456 --> 01:08:29,081
O2 Level low.
858
01:08:33,331 --> 01:08:35,373
What the hell are
you doing Sebastian?
859
01:08:35,956 --> 01:08:37,476
Get out of the way
and close the door.
860
01:08:37,539 --> 01:08:39,859
No, no, no it's all good man.
It's all good, it's all good!
861
01:08:40,081 --> 01:08:42,039
It's just a bit of water.
862
01:08:42,164 --> 01:08:44,206
- What's wrong with you?
- It's not even that cold.
863
01:08:44,623 --> 01:08:46,914
It's actually really cold - No!
864
01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:49,682
It's warm and I'll prove it to you.
And you know why it's warm, Laura?
865
01:08:49,706 --> 01:08:53,331
Because of global warming,
which I am grateful for!
866
01:08:54,039 --> 01:08:56,873
- No you did not!
- I just did, yes!
867
01:08:57,081 --> 01:08:59,914
- He can't say that!
- How dare he?!
868
01:09:01,206 --> 01:09:03,873
Fuck, who knew you were
hiding such a good body!
869
01:09:04,289 --> 01:09:05,789
What are you doing?
870
01:09:06,414 --> 01:09:07,498
You're an idiot!
871
01:09:08,581 --> 01:09:11,498
No worry ladies, everything
is under control!
872
01:09:11,623 --> 01:09:13,640
- What are you doing?!
- You're gonna freeze to death!
873
01:09:13,664 --> 01:09:16,164
Ok! Show us what
you're made of big man!
874
01:09:18,081 --> 01:09:20,414
You see Joel, it's only snow.
875
01:09:20,623 --> 01:09:22,164
- I can do that!
- Water.
876
01:09:22,248 --> 01:09:24,914
Hidrogen two oxigen, it's
not like it is snowing shit.
877
01:09:25,123 --> 01:09:29,039
- Come back inside and don't be an idiot!
- It's below zero out there!
878
01:09:30,539 --> 01:09:33,081
You know you're not
his age anymore, right?
879
01:09:33,206 --> 01:09:34,873
What is everyone doing?!
880
01:09:37,414 --> 01:09:40,123
Oh, no, no way!
881
01:09:48,248 --> 01:09:49,914
Get inside!
882
01:09:53,539 --> 01:09:57,623
- You're such a kid.
- He is such a kid literally.
883
01:09:59,539 --> 01:10:00,748
Please!
884
01:10:06,456 --> 01:10:09,956
What are you laughing about? Why
didn't you go out there then?
885
01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:12,748
Have you ever read
the Bible Scott.
886
01:10:12,873 --> 01:10:16,414
There is a story about a
wise man and a foolish man.
887
01:10:17,039 --> 01:10:18,039
I'm the first one.
888
01:10:18,164 --> 01:10:21,289
The Bible and Tantra?
889
01:10:22,498 --> 01:10:23,498
Whoooo! Very impressive!
890
01:10:24,039 --> 01:10:25,081
You...
891
01:10:25,873 --> 01:10:28,706
You're the cause of
all this damn chaos!
892
01:10:28,914 --> 01:10:30,706
What? Me? Me?!
893
01:10:31,081 --> 01:10:32,123
Easy, easy...
894
01:10:32,831 --> 01:10:36,414
Bagone.
895
01:10:38,164 --> 01:10:39,164
Energy...
896
01:10:42,789 --> 01:10:43,789
Ahaha... let's dance!
897
01:10:44,164 --> 01:10:46,706
You pseudo psycho shaman!
898
01:10:46,789 --> 01:10:49,664
- Took classes at the community center.
- In what?
899
01:10:49,789 --> 01:10:51,706
Capoeira, my friend, Capoeira!
900
01:10:58,789 --> 01:10:59,789
Namaste!
901
01:11:08,581 --> 01:11:11,456
I have watched the
karate kid four times.
902
01:11:23,581 --> 01:11:25,581
Enough is, enough!
Go to your rooms!
903
01:11:25,956 --> 01:11:26,956
Now!
904
01:11:31,623 --> 01:11:33,956
Can someone take
the tree off me?
905
01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:35,498
Let's just leave him there.
906
01:13:01,664 --> 01:13:02,784
You're a really nice person.
907
01:13:04,081 --> 01:13:05,914
You're a nice person.
908
01:13:10,748 --> 01:13:11,873
As you are.
909
01:13:12,998 --> 01:13:14,206
Sometimes.
910
01:13:16,914 --> 01:13:19,706
Since you love me,
but you don't like me
911
01:13:20,664 --> 01:13:22,623
perhaps you and I would
make better friends.
912
01:13:23,206 --> 01:13:25,039
- Friends?
- Best friends.
913
01:13:26,039 --> 01:13:27,123
Best friends.
914
01:13:30,623 --> 01:13:32,331
I just need some time on my own
915
01:13:33,289 --> 01:13:34,289
to think.
916
01:13:35,081 --> 01:13:37,789
It was never your mind
that I was interested in
917
01:13:40,331 --> 01:13:44,164
to think about something
other than you and the boys.
918
01:13:44,456 --> 01:13:47,581
Have you thought
about dancing, again?
919
01:13:48,831 --> 01:13:50,456
It used to make you shine.
920
01:13:51,914 --> 01:13:53,206
I have
921
01:13:53,623 --> 01:13:54,914
and I will
922
01:13:55,956 --> 01:13:56,956
and you?
923
01:13:57,081 --> 01:14:01,789
I think it might be a good ideea
if I stop thinking as much.
924
01:14:02,623 --> 01:14:06,456
By the way, it
wasn't Leo I dropped.
925
01:14:07,664 --> 01:14:08,956
It was you.
926
01:14:10,123 --> 01:14:11,873
We dropped each other.
927
01:14:47,748 --> 01:14:48,789
Good morning!
928
01:14:49,414 --> 01:14:51,956
When your face says
exactly the opposite.
929
01:15:00,956 --> 01:15:01,956
Hello!
930
01:15:03,789 --> 01:15:06,414
Last night was so crazy - Yeah.
931
01:15:09,706 --> 01:15:11,206
Does anyone have a charger?
932
01:15:12,789 --> 01:15:14,539
Do you know where my charger is?
933
01:15:21,789 --> 01:15:22,998
Good mo...
934
01:15:23,873 --> 01:15:26,081
Don't worry, I'm not
interested anymore.
935
01:15:26,289 --> 01:15:27,914
- Really?
- Yeah.
936
01:15:28,248 --> 01:15:30,206
It was just my biological
clock you know.
937
01:15:31,498 --> 01:15:34,956
Well I would put that on snooze
sweetheart, it's what I did with mine.
938
01:15:35,081 --> 01:15:37,289
Nobody told me such
a thing exists.
939
01:15:38,623 --> 01:15:39,914
Good advice!
940
01:15:41,539 --> 01:15:42,998
Why so serious?!
941
01:15:43,081 --> 01:15:44,081
Let's put up a smile!
942
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:47,456
- After all you did last night.
- Joel, will you shut up please.
943
01:15:47,539 --> 01:15:50,539
- Tough crowd.
- Let me make something clear.
944
01:15:50,623 --> 01:15:52,956
- We have no electricity...
- What?!
945
01:15:53,164 --> 01:15:54,914
No, no, no, no! Are
you trying to kill me?!
946
01:15:55,831 --> 01:15:58,664
There are very few matches
left and very little food
947
01:15:58,789 --> 01:16:00,831
and you, know why!
948
01:16:02,289 --> 01:16:05,081
- Surely, we can call someone.
- The landline is dead,
949
01:16:05,248 --> 01:16:07,539
and it is New Year's
eve so everyone is busy.
950
01:16:07,623 --> 01:16:09,914
Surprize! Not.
951
01:16:12,623 --> 01:16:13,873
Are we going to die here?
952
01:16:14,456 --> 01:16:16,515
Exactly what the last of your
neurons are telling you now?
953
01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:18,373
- Oh, that's funny!
- You are funny!
954
01:16:18,498 --> 01:16:22,123
Well, it looks like we have
enough food for a light breakfast
955
01:16:22,206 --> 01:16:24,081
and an even lighter
lunch, but that's it.
956
01:16:24,373 --> 01:16:26,456
No dinner for New Year's Eve?
957
01:16:26,956 --> 01:16:29,331
Oh, darn! We're fresh out
of oysters and champagne.
958
01:16:29,414 --> 01:16:31,039
Will you survive?
959
01:16:33,831 --> 01:16:34,873
What did I do?
960
01:16:35,664 --> 01:16:36,373
I don't know.
961
01:16:36,581 --> 01:16:39,831
Oh, so know you're suffering from
short term memory loss as well?
962
01:16:40,248 --> 01:16:41,248
This is a disaster.
963
01:16:41,831 --> 01:16:44,623
No food, no coffee, no internet.
964
01:16:45,164 --> 01:16:48,706
No one knows where I am, so
I'll lose all my contracts
965
01:16:48,956 --> 01:16:50,289
are you happy?
966
01:16:51,164 --> 01:16:52,623
What, so it's my fault now?!
967
01:16:52,748 --> 01:16:54,539
Cause not, nothing is
ever your fault, is it?
968
01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:56,664
You're a saint, saint Alessa.
969
01:16:56,789 --> 01:16:59,623
Pray to God! He'll
send you a baby.
970
01:17:01,873 --> 01:17:03,581
Well... you're very
ugly right now.
971
01:17:04,664 --> 01:17:06,515
You could have just told
me you didn't want a baby.
972
01:17:06,539 --> 01:17:08,248
I think this is very easy.
973
01:17:08,748 --> 01:17:10,456
Like I had a choice.
974
01:17:10,664 --> 01:17:13,307
- You're always trying to control everything.
- No. That's not true.
975
01:17:13,331 --> 01:17:14,831
THE HOT POTATO COOKBOOK
976
01:17:15,123 --> 01:17:18,123
Then why have you been on
an alkaline diet for a year?
977
01:17:18,206 --> 01:17:19,446
Huh? So you can conceive a boy?
978
01:17:19,498 --> 01:17:22,581
Is that even biologically
possible for them to...?
979
01:17:22,789 --> 01:17:26,164
Hang on! Hang on! At least she has
a career and purpose. Unlike others!
980
01:17:26,248 --> 01:17:27,248
Thank you!
981
01:17:28,081 --> 01:17:30,831
Oh, oh, ok. Well, you know what?
I think it's better to be like me
982
01:17:30,914 --> 01:17:35,706
then to be a sad, little person, obsessed with
whatever everyone else is doing with their own lives.
983
01:17:35,831 --> 01:17:38,123
Seriously?! You're
bullying me on my height?
984
01:17:38,206 --> 01:17:40,289
- And also, I'm sad?!
- Yeah.
985
01:17:40,748 --> 01:17:43,914
Oh, God! Such a mistake to be
with a guy. To be with you.
986
01:17:44,081 --> 01:17:46,664
Women just understand
women so much better.
987
01:17:46,914 --> 01:17:47,956
- Sometimes.
- Exactly!
988
01:17:48,123 --> 01:17:50,123
Like, I understand
you. You're amazing!
989
01:17:50,331 --> 01:17:51,890
- You understand.
- Oh, my God this is so cute!
990
01:17:51,914 --> 01:17:55,831
Let's applaud the heroes. You are
going to save the world with your egos.
991
01:17:55,956 --> 01:17:59,539
But what are you going to do to
save the world? At least I'm trying.
992
01:17:59,623 --> 01:18:02,956
- Yeah, you're trying very hard.
- Yes she is, she's doing something.
993
01:18:03,039 --> 01:18:05,414
- Yes, I am.
- Seriously, and what are you doing?!
994
01:18:05,539 --> 01:18:09,456
- Bot just my own self...
- Your own self!? You are in love with yourself.
995
01:18:10,623 --> 01:18:12,164
Are you going to fight?!
996
01:18:14,748 --> 01:18:16,414
Don't look at us!
997
01:18:16,498 --> 01:18:20,081
No, no, we are
tired of fighting.
998
01:18:21,414 --> 01:18:23,581
You get wiser with age.
999
01:18:23,706 --> 01:18:25,956
Yeah, you get there
at some point.
1000
01:18:34,206 --> 01:18:35,914
Oh, just a reminder.
1001
01:18:38,289 --> 01:18:40,914
When you die, I'm going
to bury you with that.
1002
01:18:41,039 --> 01:18:43,706
What? Hang on! Who
says I'm dying first?
1003
01:18:43,789 --> 01:18:47,414
Yes, because stress kills more
people daily than frustration.
1004
01:18:47,539 --> 01:18:50,748
But you love your
easy life - yes
1005
01:18:50,873 --> 01:18:53,664
I was more than what you could
handle that's why you kept me home.
1006
01:18:53,748 --> 01:18:55,414
- More than I could handle?!
- Yes!
1007
01:18:55,581 --> 01:18:57,331
Oh my God! Oh my God!
1008
01:19:20,956 --> 01:19:22,706
Alright, that's enough!
1009
01:19:26,164 --> 01:19:28,748
You two ought to be
ashamed of yourselves.
1010
01:19:29,206 --> 01:19:33,206
Battling it out here in front of our young
friends like a couple of pre schoolers.
1011
01:19:33,664 --> 01:19:36,581
Don't you think, it's hard enough
for them to fall in love as it is?
1012
01:19:37,539 --> 01:19:40,099
We need to be the ones to prove to
them that there is beauty in suffering
1013
01:19:40,123 --> 01:19:42,248
and that there is
no value in striving
1014
01:19:42,664 --> 01:19:46,956
for a perfection
that doesn't exist.
1015
01:19:48,373 --> 01:19:50,623
They're already afraid to commit
1016
01:19:50,706 --> 01:19:54,706
and spend their whole days with
their faces in those devices.
1017
01:19:56,164 --> 01:20:00,664
We have to be the ones to show
them that there is power in love.
1018
01:20:02,748 --> 01:20:04,748
If we don't, who will?
1019
01:20:05,873 --> 01:20:07,289
Why do you fight so much?!
1020
01:20:09,289 --> 01:20:12,289
Well don't just sit
there, say something!
1021
01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:15,789
Look what I found!
1022
01:20:18,289 --> 01:20:19,539
Dinner is up!
1023
01:20:19,956 --> 01:20:21,289
Potatoes?
1024
01:20:21,373 --> 01:20:22,914
For New Year's Eve?!
1025
01:20:23,456 --> 01:20:24,456
You're welcome!
1026
01:20:24,539 --> 01:20:27,581
- I would rather walk in the snow.
- I'm gonna go pack.
1027
01:20:29,664 --> 01:20:32,956
I mean, yeah, it's wrapped in
plastic, but at least it's organic.
1028
01:20:34,248 --> 01:20:36,748
Do you like french fries?
1029
01:20:38,081 --> 01:20:39,081
Yeah, I do actually.
1030
01:20:39,123 --> 01:20:41,581
- Oh, alright, I'm done.
- I can't do this!
1031
01:21:05,664 --> 01:21:09,456
Winter service
announces storm...
1032
01:21:29,831 --> 01:21:31,873
So many colors!
1033
01:21:33,414 --> 01:21:34,414
What is this?
1034
01:21:41,623 --> 01:21:43,748
Let's see how your
followers like this now.
1035
01:21:57,748 --> 01:21:59,539
You need to come and see this.
1036
01:21:59,789 --> 01:22:00,789
Wait. What?!
1037
01:22:04,706 --> 01:22:08,123
That's the t-shirt I got for
winning global social media awards.
1038
01:22:08,748 --> 01:22:10,456
My life is flying away...
1039
01:22:11,581 --> 01:22:14,039
I'm sorry for how I
behaved last night.
1040
01:22:18,831 --> 01:22:22,623
I'm going to enroll in that anger
management course you recommended.
1041
01:22:23,539 --> 01:22:24,831
I'm doing this for me
1042
01:22:25,206 --> 01:22:26,331
and for us.
1043
01:22:36,498 --> 01:22:38,456
You go - Of course.
1044
01:22:43,623 --> 01:22:47,206
Do you know how many people actually make
it on foot through a snow storm like this?
1045
01:22:47,623 --> 01:22:50,515
The emergency services have just
announced that the snowstorm is returning
1046
01:22:50,539 --> 01:22:53,081
and is going to be here for
at least another 24 hours.
1047
01:22:57,373 --> 01:22:58,498
Are you crazy?!
1048
01:23:01,248 --> 01:23:02,956
Hei! Hei! Why did you
throw my things out?
1049
01:23:03,081 --> 01:23:06,748
I don't know, maybe the window was
open. The wind just blew them away.
1050
01:23:06,831 --> 01:23:09,248
"The wind just blew them away."
1051
01:23:09,414 --> 01:23:11,456
Two words for you, bullshit.
1052
01:23:11,831 --> 01:23:13,831
- Well, that's just one word.
- Don't patronize me.
1053
01:23:14,248 --> 01:23:15,248
Go pick up my clothes.
1054
01:23:15,748 --> 01:23:19,914
Well, since we are all stuck in
here, let's all pull together
1055
01:23:20,081 --> 01:23:21,831
and make the best out
of the situation. Ok?
1056
01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:24,359
- Yeah.
- Can you help me pick up the clothes from outside?
1057
01:23:24,456 --> 01:23:25,581
Joel!
1058
01:23:25,706 --> 01:23:27,248
- Yeah, yeah, sigur.
- Thank you!
1059
01:23:27,331 --> 01:23:30,373
Are we going to ring in the
new year with no electricity?
1060
01:23:30,748 --> 01:23:33,498
- I'll go check the generator.
- Do you need some help?
1061
01:23:34,623 --> 01:23:35,873
Watch your step!
1062
01:23:37,248 --> 01:23:40,414
If I got a nickel for
every generator I fixed...
1063
01:23:41,248 --> 01:23:42,498
Yeah, me too.
1064
01:23:43,289 --> 01:23:45,956
- I fixed some big ones.
- Yeah?!
1065
01:23:46,039 --> 01:23:47,164
Yeah.
1066
01:23:48,581 --> 01:23:49,914
Well, mostly drew them.
1067
01:23:59,331 --> 01:24:00,706
You're such a fierce woman!
1068
01:24:01,789 --> 01:24:03,498
That's a nice way
of saying crazy.
1069
01:24:04,664 --> 01:24:05,873
You know what I mean.
1070
01:24:06,914 --> 01:24:07,914
Do I?!
1071
01:24:08,373 --> 01:24:09,706
What happened last night
1072
01:24:10,414 --> 01:24:11,706
it was amazing.
1073
01:24:14,623 --> 01:24:18,289
You understand that I'm
much older than you, right?
1074
01:24:19,456 --> 01:24:22,498
My only wish, my only
dream is to have a baby
1075
01:24:22,581 --> 01:24:24,956
I can be your baby
- No, don't be!
1076
01:24:26,206 --> 01:24:27,873
What you need to be is you, ok?
1077
01:24:28,831 --> 01:24:32,498
You need to focus on
the guitar, compose
1078
01:24:33,289 --> 01:24:35,789
let others sing
for you, you know?
1079
01:24:36,331 --> 01:24:37,331
Yeah?
1080
01:25:02,123 --> 01:25:03,456
Why do you work so much?
1081
01:25:04,831 --> 01:25:06,123
Avoidance.
1082
01:25:07,414 --> 01:25:08,873
I am a workaholic.
1083
01:25:09,623 --> 01:25:11,206
At the expense of my family.
1084
01:25:13,956 --> 01:25:16,539
Is that what this
weekend is about?
1085
01:25:16,873 --> 01:25:20,956
I thought that Susanna
would have an affair first.
1086
01:25:22,664 --> 01:25:25,706
I didn't realize how
unhappy we both were.
1087
01:25:26,414 --> 01:25:28,956
Hei guys! Any chance I
can charge my phone here.
1088
01:25:29,081 --> 01:25:31,789
We're getting there,
but it seems to be
1089
01:25:32,498 --> 01:25:33,539
not quite...
1090
01:25:33,623 --> 01:25:36,081
- What does this button do?!
- No!!!
1091
01:25:39,998 --> 01:25:41,081
Yeah!
1092
01:25:41,373 --> 01:25:42,081
We fixed it!
1093
01:25:42,331 --> 01:25:43,456
Good job!
1094
01:25:46,914 --> 01:25:49,873
Come on, come on, open up.
1095
01:25:50,081 --> 01:25:52,248
Patience is a virtue.
1096
01:25:52,623 --> 01:25:55,206
You know, it takes a tree
10 years to be fully grown
1097
01:25:55,289 --> 01:25:58,456
and you want everything
to just work like that
1098
01:25:58,581 --> 01:26:02,248
Patience is a virtue
I do not posses.
1099
01:26:03,873 --> 01:26:05,914
Oh, yes!
1100
01:26:06,123 --> 01:26:08,623
- It is working! It is working!
- See?!
1101
01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:10,706
No more mushrooms!
1102
01:26:10,831 --> 01:26:14,039
Well, not no more,
but definitely less.
1103
01:26:14,164 --> 01:26:17,039
You are such a goofy
old man sometimes.
1104
01:26:17,164 --> 01:26:18,623
I missed you!
1105
01:26:19,081 --> 01:26:23,748
I would rather be dead and
rotting in a worm filled compost
1106
01:26:24,498 --> 01:26:26,039
then be without you.
1107
01:26:26,498 --> 01:26:29,456
Stop the sweet talk
Romeo and kiss me.
1108
01:26:38,414 --> 01:26:39,956
So "Namaste"!
1109
01:26:40,081 --> 01:26:42,664
- We would never do that.
- Never...
1110
01:26:43,206 --> 01:26:46,623
- Because you have grace.
- Yeah,
1111
01:26:47,373 --> 01:26:49,581
and you have manners.
1112
01:26:52,789 --> 01:26:55,831
At least we agree on something.
1113
01:26:58,956 --> 01:27:00,331
We are friends.
1114
01:27:01,831 --> 01:27:03,248
Best friends.
1115
01:27:13,956 --> 01:27:15,716
They actually listened
to your speech Britta.
1116
01:27:16,373 --> 01:27:19,956
See, I told you they were going to
at least kiss. Now you owe me 20.
1117
01:27:21,164 --> 01:27:22,414
Maybe they should get a room.
1118
01:27:22,623 --> 01:27:24,206
Let them love each other.
1119
01:27:24,789 --> 01:27:27,289
Guys, guys, wait a second.
1120
01:27:27,831 --> 01:27:29,039
Ten, twenty.
1121
01:27:29,164 --> 01:27:31,164
This is not a gang
bang for the...
1122
01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:34,456
No, just go to the jacuzzi
Yes, yes, to the left.
1123
01:27:34,581 --> 01:27:36,206
Hei, guys, guys
1124
01:27:36,289 --> 01:27:40,748
I am happy for you, but this is not,
this is not a Viagra commercial.
1125
01:27:40,831 --> 01:27:42,498
Go straight! Yeah. Perfect.
1126
01:27:48,373 --> 01:27:50,373
You're not gonna
start again are you?
1127
01:27:52,956 --> 01:27:55,581
- Queen bee?
- I thought you'd never ask!
1128
01:28:00,623 --> 01:28:01,623
Wolfs?
1129
01:28:04,498 --> 01:28:06,373
Seems like there is
one caught in a trap.
1130
01:28:07,123 --> 01:28:08,498
He's in agony.
1131
01:28:09,248 --> 01:28:10,373
Poor thing!
1132
01:28:20,081 --> 01:28:22,789
Wow! This is a
great looking tree.
1133
01:28:24,039 --> 01:28:27,248
- I sense some sarcasm in there.
- No, I'm serious, it's great.
1134
01:28:27,623 --> 01:28:29,164
It's great.
1135
01:28:29,581 --> 01:28:31,164
- "It's great!"
- Yeah, I think so...
1136
01:28:31,248 --> 01:28:35,664
No, really, I think you'd kill it if you
put in on the t shirts with the slogan.
1137
01:28:35,789 --> 01:28:37,206
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1138
01:28:38,456 --> 01:28:39,789
Yeah.
1139
01:28:40,539 --> 01:28:42,331
You've got such an
entrepreneurial spirit.
1140
01:28:43,248 --> 01:28:44,248
Thanks!
1141
01:28:45,206 --> 01:28:49,498
But maybe I can use it in
a more constructive way.
1142
01:28:50,831 --> 01:28:51,956
What do you mean?
1143
01:28:53,289 --> 01:28:57,998
When I opened my phone, and I saw how
many thousands of photos I've taken,
1144
01:28:58,206 --> 01:28:59,373
I got scared.
1145
01:29:00,164 --> 01:29:02,123
I haven't been present
1146
01:29:02,289 --> 01:29:05,331
and I've realized I don't know
who I am outside of my phone
1147
01:29:05,456 --> 01:29:06,831
and it is time to find out
1148
01:29:08,456 --> 01:29:09,456
Frankie, this is amazing!
1149
01:29:09,914 --> 01:29:12,789
Yeah. I don't know why
I did that to myself.
1150
01:29:13,414 --> 01:29:14,914
There is life
outside of the phone
1151
01:29:15,039 --> 01:29:17,081
and I want to empower
other to see it
1152
01:29:17,206 --> 01:29:19,456
and focus on real life issues.
1153
01:29:21,081 --> 01:29:22,289
New beginning.
1154
01:29:33,748 --> 01:29:34,748
Sorry, Susanna!
1155
01:29:34,789 --> 01:29:35,873
Ladies...
1156
01:29:36,164 --> 01:29:37,164
To potatoes!
1157
01:29:37,456 --> 01:29:38,456
Candles?
1158
01:29:40,164 --> 01:29:41,664
So this is organic?
1159
01:29:45,414 --> 01:29:46,456
It's been a while.
1160
01:29:47,331 --> 01:29:48,331
Thank you!
1161
01:29:48,539 --> 01:29:49,914
I love yours!
1162
01:29:51,956 --> 01:29:53,373
Friends. We're good friends.
1163
01:29:55,331 --> 01:29:58,664
- I didn't expect it would work out.
- Shut up!
1164
01:29:59,081 --> 01:30:00,373
Did you touch my bum?
1165
01:30:05,706 --> 01:30:06,956
New year, new "moui".
1166
01:30:07,039 --> 01:30:09,956
And this one will be in the here
and the now like you said Britta.
1167
01:30:10,039 --> 01:30:11,414
Congratulations!
1168
01:30:11,498 --> 01:30:13,914
- Deep!
- I know. Cheers!
1169
01:30:15,873 --> 01:30:20,373
Guys I wanted to check, am I still ok
to stay with you for a little longer.
1170
01:30:20,456 --> 01:30:21,956
Of course.
1171
01:30:22,039 --> 01:30:23,164
What do you say sweetheart?
1172
01:30:23,248 --> 01:30:24,581
More than welcome - Yeah?
1173
01:30:24,664 --> 01:30:26,289
- It is coming!
- It is coming.
1174
01:30:26,456 --> 01:30:29,789
Why use all that kerosene flying to
Brazil when I can make a change here
1175
01:30:29,914 --> 01:30:33,289
I would love to get this place
to 100% eco friendly if I can.
1176
01:30:33,831 --> 01:30:36,081
- Sure, that would be great.
- Yeah?
1177
01:30:36,164 --> 01:30:39,123
- I think it would be fun.
- Yeah...
1178
01:30:39,581 --> 01:30:40,789
Plus...
1179
01:30:42,498 --> 01:30:44,206
I have a new business plan.
1180
01:30:44,873 --> 01:30:45,581
Yes you do.
1181
01:30:45,706 --> 01:30:48,456
It really feels like reading
parrying quotes on Instagram.
1182
01:30:48,914 --> 01:30:50,206
- You're mean.
- Am I?
1183
01:30:50,289 --> 01:30:51,706
I love it.
1184
01:30:53,123 --> 01:30:54,164
Okay...
1185
01:30:54,914 --> 01:30:57,289
- I think it is time.
- You got this babe.
1186
01:30:57,789 --> 01:31:00,456
Ok... listen up everyone!
1187
01:31:00,831 --> 01:31:04,956
In order to celebrate and
bring in joy to this new year,
1188
01:31:05,081 --> 01:31:07,331
I have a little something
I'd like you guys to hear.
1189
01:31:07,539 --> 01:31:09,289
No, no, you don't have
to do that Sebastian.
1190
01:31:09,414 --> 01:31:11,539
Maybe you should
rest your voice.
1191
01:31:11,623 --> 01:31:14,789
- Rest your voice...
- Rest your voice!
1192
01:31:14,873 --> 01:31:18,956
Come on, guys, guys, trust me
It's a song about relationships.
1193
01:31:19,081 --> 01:31:23,956
Thank you everyone for being an
endless source of inspiration.
1194
01:31:24,831 --> 01:31:27,498
Here is: "The Perfect Escape".
1195
01:31:33,748 --> 01:31:35,914
Love is hard to find.
1196
01:31:36,914 --> 01:31:39,789
Sometimes lost in time.
1197
01:31:40,039 --> 01:31:44,331
Stories that will go untold.
1198
01:31:46,498 --> 01:31:49,164
Each and everyday
1199
01:31:49,456 --> 01:31:52,414
I wish there was a way
1200
01:31:52,581 --> 01:31:56,289
to try to let the
light come through.
1201
01:31:59,748 --> 01:32:02,956
We just didn't know,
1202
01:32:06,206 --> 01:32:09,331
Life was our show.
1203
01:32:09,414 --> 01:32:13,706
A never ending story...
1204
01:32:15,664 --> 01:32:16,748
A never ending story.
1205
01:32:21,914 --> 01:32:25,123
We found our love and glory.
1206
01:32:28,289 --> 01:32:31,873
A never ending story...
1207
01:32:33,956 --> 01:32:35,373
Come one, guys!
1208
01:33:00,164 --> 01:33:01,539
- Guys!
- What?!
1209
01:33:01,623 --> 01:33:03,248
It's time.
1210
01:33:03,623 --> 01:33:04,789
Five!
1211
01:33:04,873 --> 01:33:06,581
Four!
1212
01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:08,081
Three!
1213
01:33:08,164 --> 01:33:09,414
Two!
1214
01:33:09,789 --> 01:33:10,873
One!
1215
01:33:11,414 --> 01:33:13,623
Happy new year!
1216
01:33:14,373 --> 01:33:20,373
The end.
1217
01:33:25,581 --> 01:33:27,206
Scott!
1218
01:33:27,456 --> 01:33:28,873
What did I do?
1219
01:33:29,248 --> 01:33:32,123
A never ending story...
1220
01:33:45,123 --> 01:33:48,498
And this is a perfect example
for a sustainable way of living
1221
01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:50,831
as opposed to a non
sustainable way of living.
1222
01:33:50,914 --> 01:33:54,748
I mean really, Joel? Ketchup,
marshmallow... what are you, 12?
1223
01:33:54,831 --> 01:33:55,873
And dairy? No!
1224
01:33:55,956 --> 01:33:59,581
Let's be friendly with animals. We
love them, we care for them. Yeah?
1225
01:33:59,664 --> 01:34:02,873
So, this is good you've got
seasonal fresh products.
1226
01:34:02,956 --> 01:34:04,956
Do you think everything
here belongs here?
1227
01:34:05,039 --> 01:34:06,664
Yeah, I think it looks good.
1228
01:34:06,748 --> 01:34:08,956
No! You're wrong!
1229
01:34:09,039 --> 01:34:11,998
These, yes, no plastic,
but why use so many
1230
01:34:12,081 --> 01:34:14,414
when you could just
have one reusable cup.
1231
01:34:14,623 --> 01:34:16,039
This goes here.
1232
01:34:16,123 --> 01:34:17,123
There you go...
1233
01:34:17,164 --> 01:34:21,664
Wood, reusable glass, I mean,
this just makes me so happy.
1234
01:34:22,456 --> 01:34:23,914
Isn't it good guys?!
1235
01:35:01,039 --> 01:35:02,831
Good morning, ladies
and gentleman!
1236
01:35:02,956 --> 01:35:06,706
Today, the UN is drawing a
convention on social media use
1237
01:35:06,831 --> 01:35:10,623
and its no secret social media
has take the world by a storm
1238
01:35:10,706 --> 01:35:14,248
and since there is no escaping we
must confrunt all the risks head on.
1239
01:35:14,831 --> 01:35:17,039
This is Frances
Norman for the QBC.
1240
01:35:21,831 --> 01:35:24,414
Good! The babies look well.
1241
01:35:25,081 --> 01:35:26,331
What do you mean babies?
1242
01:35:28,331 --> 01:35:31,081
Is it two babies?
1243
01:35:39,248 --> 01:35:41,248
This is the best day of my life!
1244
01:35:42,305 --> 01:36:42,191
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