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I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time.
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Friendly faces everywhere.
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Humble folks
without temptation.
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Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.
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Ample parking day or night.
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People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!"
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Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.
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This is it, Stan.
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If you strike this kid out,
we all get to go home.
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Now batting for Conifer
is little Allen Vargas.
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Hey, batter, batter,
batter, batter!
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No hit, no hit!
Can't hit it, can't hit it!
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Can't hit it, can't hit it,
can't hit it!
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Hit it out of the park, Allen!
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South Park sucks!
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Just look at those boys
out there
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loving the great game
of baseball
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like we did when we were kids.
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Oh, God.
I'm so bored!
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I see a ladybug.
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Hello, lady, ladybug.
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Strike.
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That was no strike.
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What the hell is wrong with you,
ump?
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Good call, ump.
Good call.
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Come on, Allen!
This pitcher throws like a girl!
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- What'd you say?
- You heard me, asshole!
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You want me to kick your ass
right here?
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Randy, sit down.
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You want a piece of me?
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'Cause I'm pretty sick
of your goddamn mouth.
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What do you want to do, huh?
What do you want to do?
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Randy, don't.
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You better shut up, asshole!
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I'm standin' right here.
How do you want to handle it?
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I told you to shut up!
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Oh, Jesus.
Not again.
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Come on, Stan.
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Just strike this kid out
so we can end the season.
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Strike three!
You're out!
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Yes! It's over!
It's over!
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That's it.
South Park wins the game 4-0.
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We're done!
No more baseball!
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No more boring baseball
until next year!
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We can start having fun again!
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Yeah! We did it!
We did it!
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Yeah! We did it, boys!
We did it!
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We're going to the finals!
Whoo-hoo!
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What?
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We won. That means we've got
the best record in the division.
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Congratulations, boys.
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You're going on
to the postseason.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Postseason?
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Nobody said anything
about a postseason.
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There's more Little League
baseball for South Park!
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Yeah!
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No.
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No-o-o!
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This is for what?!
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Arresting me for what?
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I'm not allowed to stand up
for myself?
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I thought this was America!
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Isn't this America?!
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I'm sorry.
I thought this was America.
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I can't believe it.
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I can't believe
we have to keep playing.
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Nobody told us
if we won too many games
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we'd go on to the finals.
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Look, you guys,
maybe it's not all that bad.
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Not all that bad?
How can you say that?
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You hate this game
more than any of us.
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I know, but listen.
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The finals are all
sudden-death elimination.
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That means as soon as we lose
one game, our season is over.
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Well, yeah,
but... we usually win.
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All the other teams
are worse than us.
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Yeah. Let's face it...
We're winners.
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- I know we can lose if we try.
- You mean throw the game?
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You know how our parents are
about this sport.
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Yeah, my dad always said,
"It's okay to lose,
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but if you don't try,
you're grounded, mister."
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Yeah.
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Okay, so then we'll just tell
the other team quietly
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that we're gonna let them win
and then act like we're trying.
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Our parents will never know.
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We better hope they never know,
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or else there's going to be
heck to pay.
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Heck, I tell ya!
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Cheers!
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Boy, that was great, wasn't it?
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Yeah. Our boys really
stuck it to 'em.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- All right!
- Hey!
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Hey!
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- You're out.
- How much was bail this time?
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Hundred bucks.
No big whoop.
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Boy, you really beat the crap
out of that Conifer dad.
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Somebody had to put
that knucklehead in his place.
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Yeah. Well, you'd better
watch yourself in the playoffs.
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W-What do you mean?
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I mean you always get
into fights
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with scrappy redneck dads
up here in the mountains,
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but some of those
Division-Il dads are tough.
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Yeah. Those dads get
really drunk and obnoxious.
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I can fight anybody.
I just need to train.
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I just... need to get
in the best shape of my life.
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The Beatles, from the White
Album, with "Helter Skelter."
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Okay...
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We want to welcome
all South Park parents
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to Fort Collins
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and the Little League
Division-I playoffs.
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Uh, hey, guys, look.
We don't want to win.
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So, uh, here's a list
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of all the pitches
I'm gonna throw, in order.
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I don't think so, South Park.
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Yeah.
You think we want to win?
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Then we have to keep playing
this boring game.
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Yeah!
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You hate this game, too?
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Yeah, and then we won
the stupid regionals
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and had to do this
lousy-ass tournament.
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We want to play video games.
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Oh, no!
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Look, we're gonna be
the losers tonight, all right?
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I don't think so.
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There's no way you can lose
to us.
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We're going do-o-wn.
We're gonna get cre-e-amed!
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No.
We're gonna get creamed!
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We'll just see about that.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
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Oh, boy.
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They're really gettin'
in each other's heads out there.
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Yeah!
Let's go, South Park!
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These Fort Collins kids
got nothin'!
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Whoo!
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Come on, Fort Collins!
Let 'em have it! Yeah!
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Guess that's my guy.
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I can take him.
No problem.
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All right.
Hit one out of the park.
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And first up for Fort Collins
is Morgan Pratt.
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Hey, batter, batter,
batter, batter!
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Hey, batter,
batter, batter!
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Knock it out of the park,
Morgan!
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Cream these turds!
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Strike!
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Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- All right!
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- All right!
- Damn it!
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Come on, kid.
You got to at least swing at it.
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No way.
I'm striking out.
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Dude, he's not gonna swing,
so just throw balls.
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That way he'll have to walk
to first base.
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Ball!
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All right!
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Morgan.
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What?
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You have to swing
when it's a ball.
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Otherwise you're gonna walk
to first base.
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Don't swing
only if it's a strike.
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Well, how the Sam Hill
am I supposed to know
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if he's gonna be throwing
a strike or a ball?
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You just have to guess.
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Aw, Jesus.
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Ball.
Ball.
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Strike two!
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No!
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That was no strike!
That was a terrible pitch!
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You need some
goddamn Lasik surgery!
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Thataway, South Park!
They ain't swingin' at nothin'!
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Come on, Fort Collins!
This team can't pitch!
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Got to learn to take it.
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Try to believe.
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There you go, Morgan!
Run, run, run!
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Aw, damn it.
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Why the hell
did you swing at it?
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I thought he was gonna throw
a ball that time!
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You're the best around.
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Strike three!
You're out!
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All right!
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You're the best around.
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- Ball four!
- What?
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- You're the best around.
- Walk to first. Whoo!
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Aw, God damn it.
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Nothing's gonna
ever keep you down.
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Safe!
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- Down.
- Crud.
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Fort Collins can't play!
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Why don't you shut your mouth
before I kick your ass?!
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Ah, got to be proud,
staring out in the cloud.
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Come on! Let's go!
I'm right here.
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Randy.
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Sit down before you get hurt.
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And one day time will tell.
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Mother...
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- J& You'll reach the final bell.
- God damn it.
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You're the best around.
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Strike three!
You're out!
200
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You're the best around.
201
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Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down.
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That's it.
South Park wins the game.
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Aw, spit!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I thought I was...
I thought I was in America.
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I'm sorry.
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00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:22,877
Strike three!
You're out!
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Yeah!
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God damn it, Brian!
Swing!
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Greeley sucks!
Greeley sucks!
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Ball four!
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Aw, hamburgers.
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You're the best around.
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Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down.
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You're the best around.
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Strike three!
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How the hell
was that a strike?!
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God damn it!
He should be going to first!
219
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Is this a communist
country or something?!
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I thought this was America!
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Fight till you drop
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iStrike tres!
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- IBueno!
- IFantastico!
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IVamonos, Pueblo!
IViva la Pueblo!
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IPueblo no bueno!
IPueblo es muy mall!
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Ball cuatro, por favor.
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You're the best around.
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Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down.
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You're the best around.
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This is America.
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I'm sorry.
It was America.
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You're the best around.
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Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down.
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You're the best around.
235
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Can you believe it, boys?
236
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We're playing in
the state championship game!
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We're so proud of you kids.
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What happens if we win
the state championship game?
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Well, then your
whole season starts over,
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but on the national circuit.
241
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You get to spend your
whole summer playing baseball!
242
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- What?!
- You can do it, kids!
243
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We know you can win state!
244
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Then we'll spend
the whole summer
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going to Nebraska and lowa
and Wyoming.
246
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Oh, no.
No, no, no!
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Dad.
Dad, we need to talk.
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Can you believe it, Stan?
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The state championship game.
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It's... the greatest thing ever.
251
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,686
God damn it.
252
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,439
I worked hard,
believed in myself,
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and now I'm gonna be fighting
in the state championship game.
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00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:14,072
This is gonna be
the biggest fight of my life.
255
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,410
This is "News 4 at Noon."
256
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,871
The Colorado Little League
state championship
257
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,289
is being played this week.
258
00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,792
Two teams of youngsters
get to go head-to-head
259
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,461
at the Major League stadium
downtown.
260
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,547
Tom, I'm standing here
with the little sluggers
261
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:31,712
and some of their parents,
262
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,967
and I can't tell you
how excited they are.
263
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,932
I don't suppose you guys
want to win this game?
264
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,637
Win? Why the hell
would we want to win?
265
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,473
Yeah. Then we'd have to play
this boring game all summer.
266
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,878
Little Stan Marsh is the pitcher
267
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,244
for the South Park
Little League team.
268
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,853
Stan, how does it feel
to be playing
269
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,729
for the state championship?
270
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:47,730
Gay.
271
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,691
Mr. Marsh, you must be
very proud of your son.
272
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,651
They've worked really hard
to get here, Chris.
273
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,736
You know, I don't like
to really "trash-talk,"
274
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,406
but I don't think Denver has
a chance.
275
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,658
Oh! Well, I'm sure some of
the Denver kids' parents
276
00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,909
would disagree with you...
277
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,412
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
278
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,581
South Park is goin' down!
279
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,416
Feel it comin'!
280
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,459
You ain't got a chance,
South Park!
281
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,628
Here we go, Denver, here we go!
282
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,630
Who is that?
283
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,008
That's Tom Nelson, one of
the Denver players' fathers.
284
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,973
He goes to every game
in that ridiculous outfit
285
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,345
and usually drinks too much
and gets into a fight.
286
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,472
There ain't no way
some little mountain kids
287
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,682
can beat Denver!
288
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,767
Not with my son on second base!
289
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,520
Oh, looks like we got some
parental trash-talking going on.
290
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,897
Mr. Marsh, any comment?
291
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,382
Well, I think
that there's a, uh...
292
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,481
Mr. Marsh?!
293
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,818
Who wants to hear
from a Mr. Marsh?!
294
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:37,238
I am the ultimate Little League
trash-talking father!
295
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,782
I am the Bat Dad!
296
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,701
All right, Mr. Nelson.
Let's go. Come on.
297
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,413
Bat Dad knows no fear!
Bat Dad knows no pain!
298
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,082
I want you, Marsh!
I want you!
299
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,752
Well, tension is
certainly high here,
300
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,463
but I guess everything will be
decided on the playing field.
301
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,340
Oh, my... God.
302
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,383
Good luck.
You're gonna need it.
303
00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,386
Yeah. You can't lose to us.
We're terrible.
304
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,182
Dude, what are we gonna do?
We can't win this game.
305
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,642
Wait.
I've got it, you guys.
306
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,186
At this point in a sports movie,
the team always goes out
307
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,521
and finds a really sweet player
to join their team.
308
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,899
Like that motorcycle kid
in "Bad News Bears."
309
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,024
Exactly right, Clyde.
310
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,945
So what we need is to find
somebody to join our team
311
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,863
who totally sucks ass.
312
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:19,989
Hey, yeah.
313
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,754
We need to find
the very worst kid athlete
314
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,327
in the whole world,
somebody who can't possibly win.
315
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,453
But who?
316
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,205
I know who.
317
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:31,626
Announcing the arrival of
flight 673 from New York City.
318
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,423
I'm ba-a-a-ck!
319
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,424
There he is.
320
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,218
Don't let him know
we think he's a loser,
321
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,594
or else he won't play.
322
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,846
Hello, cousin Kyle.
323
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,515
Oh, Jesus.
That flight was terrible.
324
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,268
They served a chicken dish with
hot sauce, and it gave me gas.
325
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,433
Dude, thanks for helping us out
by joining our team.
326
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,730
Well, you said you needed
my help to win the big game,
327
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:53,940
so here I am.
328
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,985
I'll need a wipe cloth
if I'm gonna play, though.
329
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,067
Sometimes I sweat from holding
the bat for so long,
330
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,947
and then the heat
steams up my glasses.
331
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,782
- He's perfect.
- Yeah.
332
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,201
With him on our team,
we don't stand a chance.
333
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,713
I'm not gonna go.
334
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,048
What?
335
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,549
Stan's Little League game.
336
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,427
I'm... I'm not gonna go.
337
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,970
Why?
338
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:11,059
I just... don't think I can,
all right?
339
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,310
You don't think you can?
340
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,187
This is the biggest game
of your son's life.
341
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,022
Why wouldn't you go
and support him with...
342
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,107
Because I'm scared, all right?!
343
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,111
You want to break me down?!
You want to hear me to say it?!
344
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,113
I'm scared!
345
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,616
I don't know if I believe
in myself anymore.
346
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:30,411
I don't know if I can take
this guy, Sharon.
347
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,871
So then don't.
348
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,415
You don't have to get in fights
with other parents
349
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,666
at Little League games.
350
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,627
Just sit there and watch.
351
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,837
Look, I get
what you're trying to do.
352
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,757
You're trying to get me to
realize that I have to fight him
353
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,882
because it's who I am.
354
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,469
No, I'm telling you you don't
have to get thrown out of games
355
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,304
and make an ass of yourself!
356
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,223
I've lost the edge.
357
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,724
I'm sorry, Sharon,
358
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:55,061
but you have to take Stan
to his Little League game alone.
359
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,359
Welcome to
the Colorado Little League
360
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,611
state championship game.
361
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,905
This must be pretty exciting
for these youngsters...
362
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,157
A chance to go
to the national circuit.
363
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,495
You know what these guys
look like to me?
364
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,620
A bunch of winners.
365
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,706
Yeah. We're about to get
our asses kicked.
366
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,084
I don't think so.
You guys are way too good.
367
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,585
You're the best at this game.
368
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,710
You're the best.
369
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:21,671
You guys are so good
370
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,190
you'll probably go all the way
to win the national title.
371
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,109
Not a chance, 'cause we're
gonna lose to you right now!
372
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,717
Here we go, Denver!
373
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,053
These South Park kids
got nothing on you!
374
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,888
Let's go, Denver!
375
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,682
Chris, will you sit down?
376
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,893
First up to bat for South Park,
Kyle Schwartz.
377
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,771
Where do I stand?
378
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,773
Right over here.
379
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,614
Don't throw the ball too fast,
380
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,492
because I may get startled,
and I have asthma.
381
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,620
Strike one!
382
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,373
- Yeah!
- All right!
383
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,125
Jesus!
Not so close!
384
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,170
That was three feet away
from hitting me in the head!
385
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,589
He's not gonna swing!
Throw balls!
386
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:06,966
Oh, Jesus!
387
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,426
Strike two!
388
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,969
Yeah!
389
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,846
Wow!
He is great at sucking.
390
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,098
We're gonna lose!
We're gonna lose!
391
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,642
Don't throw it so hard
or so close next time.
392
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,937
Is it cold out here?
I think I need a jacket.
393
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,028
It's a bunt!
394
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,404
Run, kid, run!
395
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,531
Oh, Jesus!
396
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,368
Aw, crap!
397
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,418
I can't... I can't keep
running like this.
398
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,086
I have corns in my feet.
399
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,755
Keep running, kid!
400
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,924
Throw the ball to third,
you idiots!
401
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,550
He's running home!
402
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,344
Safe!
403
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,017
Oh, Jesus!
Did you see that?
404
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,185
I hit a home run!
405
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,021
High five, everybody!
406
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,146
Oh, my God.
407
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,525
Their pitcher was able
to hit him right on the bat.
408
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,943
Dude, we had it all wrong.
409
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,362
While we spent all our time
trying to make our team suck,
410
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,406
these guys practiced
and got really good at sucking.
411
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:19,789
No!
412
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,499
Yeah!
Go, Token, go!
413
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:26,170
All right, Denver!
You're up to bat now!
414
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,430
Out!
415
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,765
- Yay!
- Yay!
416
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,142
Jesus Christ!
They can bat themselves out!
417
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,233
Our whole summer, dude.
418
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,860
We have to play this boring game
all summer long.
419
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,488
Son of a biscuit!
420
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,494
It's the bottom of the last
inning here at Coors Field.
421
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:02,623
The score is South Park 23,
Denver 0.
422
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,877
Strike one!
423
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,630
Come on, Denver!
Get the lead out!
424
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,341
Do not cross the Bat Dad!
425
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,677
Geez, I really wish
this guy would shut up.
426
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,430
Why don't you just go home,
South Park?!
427
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,473
You can't beat Denver!
428
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,893
Denver sucks ass.
429
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,486
Come on, South Park!
These kids can't play!
430
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,782
In fact,
these kids are terrible.
431
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,287
Strike two!
432
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,039
Oh, Jesus!
We're gonna win!
433
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:47,001
I-I've never won a sport before.
This is so exciting.
434
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,379
It's over, Denver.
South Park whupped your ass.
435
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,258
You better shut your mouth
before I shut it for you!
436
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,470
What do you want to do, huh?
437
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,395
This can't get any worse.
438
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,195
Now for the finishing move!
439
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,490
You're about to be
Bat-Dadded!
440
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,746
It all comes down to this.
441
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,539
South Park
is just one pitch away
442
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,833
from being state champions.
443
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,214
Oh, geez. It looks like
two parents are fighting.
444
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,339
They'd better be careful.
445
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,550
The Little League has
a no-tolerance policy.
446
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,219
Stop!
447
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,514
Stop or you're gonna get
your teams disqualified!
448
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,766
Disqualified?
449
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,310
Fight!
Keep fighting!
450
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,732
Break it up!
Break it up!
451
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:03,953
That's enough!
452
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,039
The next person that fights is
getting his team disqualified.
453
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,667
He's done for anyway.
454
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,462
Come on, Dad. Get up.
455
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:14,880
Get up!
You have to fight!
456
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,407
All right. Come on.
Let's play ball.
457
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,762
Randy! Randy! Randy!
458
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,889
Get up, Rock!
459
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,933
Get up, ya bum!
460
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,061
Get up, Randy!
Fight! Fight for me!
461
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,981
Randy! Randy! Randy!
462
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,900
Randy! Randy! Randy!
463
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,154
Randy! Randy! Randy!
464
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,655
Hey, Bat Dad.
465
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:45,161
I didn't hear no bell.
466
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,912
Yeah!
467
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,166
Stop!
Stop right now!
468
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,752
I'm the best around.
469
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,422
I'm warning you, sir.
470
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,174
The best around.
471
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,513
That's it! That's it!
South Park is disqualified!
472
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:05,973
Yeah!
473
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,892
Aww!
474
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,060
South Park has been disqualified
from the game.
475
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,353
Denver wins!
476
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,902
Aww!
477
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,779
We... We lost?
478
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,616
What?! What?!
I thought it was a free country!
479
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:24,741
Dad!
480
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,495
You're the greatest.
481
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,873
You're the best around.
482
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,625
Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down.
483
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,127
You're the best around.
484
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,879
And nothing's gonna ever
keep you down.
485
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,381
You're the best around.
486
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,843
Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down.
487
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,887
Down.
488
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,807
Fight to the end
'cause your life will depend.
489
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,809
On the strength
that you have inside you.
490
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,019
Ah, got to be proud,
standing out in the crowd.
491
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,104
When the odds in the game
defy you.
492
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,190
You try your best
to win them all.
493
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,359
And one day time will tell.
494
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,486
When you're the one
that's standing there.
495
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,613
You'll reach the final bell.
496
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,739
You're the best
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