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This message is beamed down to 320 cablechannels from a satellite right up there,
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right close to God, with the I.G.G.
"In God's Glory"— message,
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which is: "Feel good! Send money!"
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Why should you send money to me?
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Because when I preach and make
you feel good, I do it for the money.
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'Cause when you send me money,
I go out and I buy things with it.
I buy material things.
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Now, let's talk about that.
Let's talk about material things.
Let's talk about matter!
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Matter is made up of particles,
little tiny particles, which are
held together by an attraction...
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no physicist in the world understands.
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No organic physicist, no theoretical
physicist, no physicist of any kind...
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understands what it is,
but they know that it's there.
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They know that all
the subatomic particles in the universe
are held together by this attraction,
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by this kind of glue,
this superglue.
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People, God is the glue!
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God is that glue that holds matter
together, and...
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matter is material,
and materialism...
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is the accumulation of matter,
and I love matter!
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I love materialism!
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And I love this Italian silk...
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$750 piece of matter
we call a jacket.
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No— No, Satan!
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Satan, I know what you want,
but you ain't gonna get it.
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No, you ain't gonna make
the Reverend Bill Bob Proverb
into some kind of phony hypocrite,
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because people know
Reverend Bill Bob Proverb
ain't gonna stand here,
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and he ain't gonna—
he ain't gonna be wearin'
sackcloth and ashes,
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and pretend to be
raisin' money to feed
the starvin' orphans in Rwanda,
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because the Reverend Bill Bob Proverbis tellin'you right here, right now,
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and right up front that
I'm takin' all that money for myself.
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Hey! Darlin'!
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Checkin' it out.
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- Hey, mama, turn out your lights.
- Can you help me?
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How do I know what you want?
What you got?
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What I got is money, so don't
jerk me around, good-lookin'.
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Are you sellin', or not?
I got shoes—
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color TV, refrigerator—
[Indistinct]
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Unless you're lookin'
for some off-menu items.
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What I'm lookin' for
are Yellow Ghosts,
Blackbirds, Rainbows,
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and as much Vitamin "Q"
as you can stand to part with.
[Chuckles]
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Mama, for $2,500,
I can put you on the fast track.
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It makes me feel dapper, it makes me
feel in control of my environment.
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This manicure cost me
$50, people.
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And that's just for the left hand.
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This manicure over here
on my right hand cost $50 too.
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I get manicured every day, people.
Both hands!
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And that's what
feelin' good is all about!
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[Congregation] Amen!
Amen! Feelin' good is all about
havin' a winning attitude!
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Yes, sir, it makes
you a champion!
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A champion in your job,
a champion in your work, whatever!
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It helps you accrue into your life
Memphis desks,
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designer refrigerators,
stereo TVs, microwave ovens,
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Cadillac motorcars—
Praise God, praise God, praise God!
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Talkin' about speedway, mama.
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With what I got in here, you can win
a stock car race in your sneakers.
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So what'll it take to put me
in the winner's circle?
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1,200 an ounce, times two,
plus some popperoos?
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We can even it out
at an even 35.
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Deal.
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Now, people, with every donation
of $50 or more, I will send you
my free pamphlet...
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which will teach you how to develop
the right attitudes to have success...
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and to feel closer to God.
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The pamphlet is called Developingthe Right Attitudes to Have Success...
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and Being Closer to Godthrough Materialism.
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And now, people, since I gotta go home
and take care of my sweet Leona...
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in our $1.75 million
Arquitectonica house,
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I wanna play one of her tapes—
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Leona singin' Wrapped Up,
from one of last year's messages.
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This is the Reverend Bill Bob Proverb,
sayin' good night from the I.G.G.
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Tune in tomorrow.
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♪♪ [Singing, Indistinct]
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[Chattering, Laughing]
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Oh, my God, my God.
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[Chuckling]
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That stuff'll get you so high
you'll need a parachute to come down.
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Hey, look, sweet thing, I got a bonus,
'cause you're one of my special customers.
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You busted.
Good-bye street, hello jail.
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I've been to jail.
Jail sucks.
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[Tires Screeching]
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- Freeze!
- [Fires Pistol]
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♪♪ [Leona Singing On TV]
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Okay, Red.
Come on, get outta there.
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♪♪ [Continues]
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Come on.
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Nice work.
You mean to drive home?
Come over here.
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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You know who's gonna look bad?
You guys. O.C.B.
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The whole department's gonna
look bad for martyring this saintly woman.
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[Crockett]The, uh, saintly lady over there tried to repaveSherman Avenue with me and my partner here.
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- What the hell is that, urban renewal?
- [Sobbing] 'Cause I got the devil in me!
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I'm a sinner!
I know it.
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Soon, I'll have to reckonwith the chilling hands of death.
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- [Gasping]
- Now, this'll be over real soon, Leona.
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The bust was good.
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In recognition of the humanitarian
services rendered by this...
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spiritual angel of the airwaves,
how do we make this all go away?
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As in?
As in, drop the charges,Counselor.
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[Chuckles]
Why persecute her?
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The word is "prosecute,"
not persecute. Prosecute.
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She's got no priors.
She doesn't live in the gutter.
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She was goin' for sale weight.
And that, sir, is a felony.
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Oh, no!
I'm going to hell!
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Will you step
in my office, Wolcott?
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Oh, no.
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Knock it back to a misdemeanor,
I'll get her to plead.
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No misdemeanor.
She's walked on three other busts.
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This time, the felony sticks.
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If she pleads, we'll recommend
probation plus community service.
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- You have corroboration?
- Videotape surveillance.
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[Sobbing]
I'm gonna burn in the fires of hell,
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because the devil
was with me in that car!
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You were there— did you see him?
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The devil was in my hand,
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and the devil got into
my whole body,
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and what can you do
when the devil's in your body?
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What could I do?
The devil was in this body!
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[Crockett]Amen.
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Actual money and goods
changing hands?
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- Actual transaction?
- No, video only. Audio glitch.
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But the intent, plus the testimony
of the arresting officer, Tubbs,
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whose character is unimpeachable,
is good enough for me.
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Excuse me.
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[Whispering]
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This is gonna be
a public relation nightmare.
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It's gonna hang
on your testimony.
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Well, the way I see it, Leona should be
treated just like any otherJane Doe.
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Absolutely. Nobody's prosecuting her
because she's a public personality.
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Nobody walks on felony possession
because they've got their own TV show.
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We're filing.
The Reverend Proverb...
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is not afraid to lash out
against injustice...
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when his own ministry
and church and wife are accused.
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My bail's made.
Let's blow.
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They've been swimmin' in the sewers of life
for so long, their souls are rotted.
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They sound like anybody familiar?
You got it.
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The Metro-Dade Organized Crime Bureau,
Vice Division.
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Vice!
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You know what vice is, people?
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Vice is doing it, or pretending you don't
wanna do it, when you really do.
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These hypocrites are persecutin'
me and Leona...
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because of our forthrightness,
because of our honesty.
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They have taken my fair wife,
your own sweet Leona,
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and they have thrown her into
the company of painted women...
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and opium smokers and worse!
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I'm sorry, people.
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Now, look, Leona and I are gonna need
to hire the best and the brightest...
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that can be bought to fight these snakes
in their own judicial system.
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Because good lawyers don't come cheap,
people, even when they're helpin'
servants of the Lord!
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So now, I am askin' you to dig deep.
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I'm askin' you to reach
deep into your pockets.
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Deeper than you've
ever reached before,
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and give the Angel of the Airwaves
Defense Fund...
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the money
it needs for Leona's defense.
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I want you to call
1-800-555-L-O-V-E,
and send what you can.
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Please, people.
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Help us.
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I want you to cut that
into tonight's message.
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Leona, all the money I've dumped
into clinics nationwide...
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for you to get a handle
on your drug dependency—
Damn it, woman!
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I thought it was all fixed when we had
your blood changed in Switzerland.
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When I get that urge,
I can't control it.
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This is the last time, woman.
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You hear me?
The last time.
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[Sighs]
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A 17.63 upward turn in our satelliteservice subscribers, Reverend.
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17.3, that's terrific.
It's good news.
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Hi, Reverend.
Hi, how are you tonight?
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Yeah, it's—
Bill Bob, I got the new Plumbicons.
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The cameras are all
dialed in if you wanna see
the difference in resolution.
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They'll read down to two foot-candles,and we won't need all those lights.
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Good. That's real good.
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[Phone Ringing]
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Hello?
[Woman]
Patch through from Metro-Dade.
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- Are you Detective Tubbs?
- Yes, I am. Who is this?
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I know that you're the man
who arrested Mrs. Proverb.
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And it goes against my heart to do this,
but I have to reveal to you the truth.
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[Gasping]
See, I'm impelled by a spiritual force
deep inside of me,
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and it's bigger, deeper
than even what I can control.
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What are you smoking,
snorting or drinking?
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Whatever it is,
I don't want any of it.
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This conversation's over.
No, please wait.
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They are gonna try to tell you
that she's innocent.
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But she's not.
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I know, 'cause I'm in the church,
and it's all part of a big lie.
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The big stuff that they're into now—
I can tell you, but I'm afraid.
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Detective, you're gonna have
to come here right now.
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Where are you?
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Are you the young ladyI talked to on the phone?
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Yes.
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Well, you got somethin' to say,
let's hear it.
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I'm late for a date.
See, it's very difficult
for me to talk about this.
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There's a bunch of us girls
who work down here...
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as ushers for the Reverend Bill Bob—
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and, well, all of us are runaways
from the street, you see.
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The Reverend Bill Bob and
Mrs. Proverb, they took us in—
helped us all real good.
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Yeah, so?
My name's Faye Nell.
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Uh-huh.
See, I must tell you the truth,
because I cannot lie.
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But in order for me to do that,
I have to betray my great
indebtedness...
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towards very good people,
and why, that just about
breaks my heart.
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[Screaming]
Help! Help! Oh, God, rape!
Hey!
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Rape!
Oh, help me!
Hey! Hey!
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Oh, help me!
Help me!
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Freeze!
Don't move!
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Oh, the great Internal Affairs
Investigator Stroh.
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Was it exceptionally slow
over there today, or what?
Very funny.
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We got her blood on his shirt,
a diversionary prowler report
to the watchman,
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and as far as I can ascertain,
no reasonable motivation
to set Tubbs up.
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No. How about the, uh,
Leona Proverb case, huh?
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You ever hear of that?
Angel of the Airwaves?
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No, I guess that wouldn't have
anything to do with it.
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I wanna see my partner,
thank you.
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I got five minutes in the john, Crockett.
That's all the time you get.
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Sanchez, give 'em the room.
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So what happened,
you lose your phone book?
[Sighs]
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They sure jumped on this wagon fast.
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Oh, hell, Rico, they got nothin'.
They're fishin'.
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Yeah, they got a bruised teenager
pointin' a finger
at a black off-duty cop.
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Says I wanted to know her
in the Biblical way.
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No backup, no alibi.This is a weird frame, man.
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The switchboard can confirmthat she placed the call.
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What the hell do they think,
one look and your libido
suddenly went critical?
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[Sighs]
If this wasn't you,
I'd think it was funny.
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It is me, and it's not funny.
222
00:15:02,915 --> 00:15:07,716
You know, guys with suitcases
full of money and drugs, I can understand,
223
00:15:07,787 --> 00:15:09,755
but bein' set up by a preacher?
224
00:15:09,822 --> 00:15:12,757
Uh-uh.
I'll tell you what else—
225
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:17,023
Stroh doesn't buy the theory
that Bill Bob set this up
to take the heat off his wife, either.
226
00:15:17,096 --> 00:15:20,588
Sorry, guys, recess is cut short.
These were just delivered.
227
00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:27,127
We lifted these offthe studio security camera videotapes.
228
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:29,936
Hard to tell who's doin'what to who.
229
00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:36,281
[Slams Fist On Table]
230
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[Crockett]
Those guys over at I.A.D.
Must be bored out of their minds.
231
00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:44,722
This is the flimsiest excuse
for an internal investigation
I've ever heard of.
232
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:47,452
Don't push Stroh.
He doesn't like you.
233
00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:49,619
If you wanna help Tubbs,
look under rocks.
234
00:15:49,695 --> 00:15:51,686
[Faye]Never heard anythinglike that in my life.
235
00:15:51,764 --> 00:15:54,289
You heard it on your Walkman radio?
Mm-hmm.
236
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,835
Right over my little earphones.
I sure did.
237
00:15:56,902 --> 00:15:59,564
Just yes or no, please.
238
00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:02,073
The name Proverb came up
on a federal warrant a while ago.
239
00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:06,441
Get his tax history, daily activities,
contacts, habits, everything.
240
00:16:09,982 --> 00:16:11,973
[Handset Settles In Cradle]
241
00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:14,349
Has he ever talked to you before?
242
00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:18,915
[Sighs]
Not directly, no.
243
00:16:18,991 --> 00:16:21,516
[Technician]Is that a yes or no?
244
00:16:21,594 --> 00:16:24,062
[Faye]Oh, well, I guess—I guess that would be a yes.
245
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:27,964
You see, what he did is,
he told me to privately meet
with Detective Tubbs...
246
00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:32,630
and explain to him his mistake
in accusing the good Mrs. Proverb...
247
00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:35,902
of this absolutely terrible crime.
248
00:16:37,009 --> 00:16:40,206
Okay, Faye Nell.
249
00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,577
Thank you very much.That's it?
250
00:16:51,824 --> 00:16:54,019
Hi, Sonny.
Hey, Lieu.
251
00:16:54,093 --> 00:16:57,494
What the hell was all that about?
That's about
the strangest one yet.
252
00:16:57,563 --> 00:17:00,430
Don't be cute, Lieu.
She say somebody put her up to it?
253
00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:02,433
Hey, Sonny, I.A.D.
Got a lock on it.
254
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:06,301
Oh, come on now, Lieu. Listen.
Somebody's tryin' to put Tubbs'
whole career in a Cuisinart.
255
00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:08,499
You gotta help me get him out.
256
00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:14,345
I'll give you my Dolphins seats
for the next two games. Hmm?
257
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:17,143
Come on.
Okay.
258
00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:19,946
She was a nut.
She's a fanatic.
259
00:17:20,019 --> 00:17:22,783
She believes she was raped.
You're kidding.
260
00:17:22,855 --> 00:17:25,323
Three games.
Three games?
261
00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:28,485
Why, you chiselin' little—
All right, fine.
262
00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:32,328
Proverb put her up to it?
Oh, you're not thinkin'
big enough.
263
00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:34,332
Bigger?
Uh-huh.
264
00:17:35,835 --> 00:17:38,326
God.
Over her earphones.
265
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:41,464
God.
Through her earphones.
266
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:45,772
I'm serious.
She thinks this is real.
267
00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:48,279
She skated through the polygraph.
268
00:17:48,347 --> 00:17:51,942
You try to break her down,
you'll dig Tubbs in deeper.
269
00:17:52,017 --> 00:17:54,611
Bill Bob Proverb.
You know, it happens.
270
00:17:54,687 --> 00:17:58,885
It had to be Bill Bob.
I had a guy once in purple robes.
He was picking pockets at the airport.
271
00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:02,394
So steady that you'd think
he was asleep.
[Chuckles]
272
00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:04,395
Passed with flying colors.
Okay.
273
00:18:04,463 --> 00:18:07,296
Except we had pictures
on him working.
We just gotta nail Bill Bob Proverb.
274
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:09,664
God told him that he could lie,
and he sure could.
275
00:18:09,735 --> 00:18:12,568
Get him to tell us how.
Somebody made that girl
believe the same thing.
276
00:18:12,638 --> 00:18:14,697
That's what it was.
277
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,605
[Man]I'm sorry, no,l- I reallyjust can't do that.
278
00:18:18,677 --> 00:18:22,943
I cannot implicate Bill Bob Proverbin anything illegal.
279
00:18:23,015 --> 00:18:25,006
We do compete.
280
00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:29,521
I mean, I compete with him,
but only in the earthly sense.
281
00:18:29,588 --> 00:18:31,715
Mm-hmm.
282
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:37,320
So, in the earthly sense,
his stats make him an all-star,
283
00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:40,854
while you're still
rakin' the field, so to speak.
284
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:43,959
The truth is, and
don't quote me on this,
285
00:18:44,036 --> 00:18:48,735
I think he's a hedonist
and an overblown grandstander.
286
00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:51,140
As people, we couldn't
be more different.
287
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,144
Help me understand this.
288
00:18:53,212 --> 00:18:55,908
Uh, you were his partner
10 years ago.
289
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:58,916
Gimme the short course here.
What's his angle?
290
00:18:58,984 --> 00:19:03,751
His angle? Pleasure.
291
00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:07,759
Mm-hmm. Oh, when we were
young and full of grace,
292
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:10,091
lucky if 10 people would listen
and wanted to come forward.
293
00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:12,096
He was happy.
294
00:19:12,164 --> 00:19:15,600
Now he is so obsessed
with his own celebrity.
295
00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:18,728
I just don't really know
what he's like anymore.
296
00:19:18,804 --> 00:19:21,432
He's got his own private
reserve of wayward girls.
297
00:19:21,507 --> 00:19:24,943
"Angels," he calls 'em.
298
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:30,676
And does he... have love for these girls
in the earthly sense, too?
299
00:19:30,749 --> 00:19:33,877
Well, you see,
300
00:19:33,953 --> 00:19:38,549
in an environment
lauding worldly success
and satisfaction now—
301
00:19:38,624 --> 00:19:41,388
That's one of
his books, by the way—
302
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,657
I'm not surprised what
happened to this girl, Faye Nell.
303
00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:50,498
ButJesus tells us to hate sin
and love the sinner.
304
00:19:50,569 --> 00:19:54,369
I'm sure Bill Bob's heart
is still pure.
305
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:58,809
[Chuckles]
Pure what?
306
00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:05,315
[Woman] I'm tellin'you, Sonny,he grabbed the addressout of the file on Switek's desk.
307
00:20:05,384 --> 00:20:08,353
[Crockett]
Damn it, he's not supposed
to go anywhere near them.
308
00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:15,016
Not hardly.
309
00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:17,927
What I really wanna know is,
what kind of religion...
310
00:20:17,997 --> 00:20:21,023
says it's okay
to set up a phony rape charge?
311
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,660
Not my religion, friend.
312
00:20:25,304 --> 00:20:30,367
No, Faye Nell Portis is blessed
to me, but she's hardly a card
I would play in a bad hand.
313
00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:35,235
Whatever you believe,
I didn't have anything to do
with what happened to you.
314
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:41,313
I suggest you get yourself
some therapy.
315
00:20:41,387 --> 00:20:43,787
It's probably work-related stress.
316
00:20:43,856 --> 00:20:45,949
Look, I don't need a shrink.
317
00:20:46,025 --> 00:20:48,823
What I'd like are some straight answers,
right here and right now.
318
00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:51,454
Well, that makes two of us.
319
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,589
Maybe I should have my lawyers call...
320
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:58,603
and find out why
a suspended police officer
is harassing me in my home.
321
00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:02,368
- I'm not harassing you.
- I hope you won't do that, Reverend.
322
00:21:02,441 --> 00:21:04,409
This is my partner.
323
00:21:04,476 --> 00:21:07,707
He knows he made a big mistake
by coming here.
324
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:10,044
It won't happen again.
325
00:21:10,115 --> 00:21:12,242
I'll see to it.
326
00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:17,449
Well, forgiveness is not mine
to give in this situation, but, uh,
327
00:21:17,523 --> 00:21:19,514
perhaps patience is.
328
00:21:20,759 --> 00:21:22,920
Fair enough.
[Groans]
329
00:21:24,363 --> 00:21:28,356
Gentlemen, I should tell you
that I am prepared for this
to become a battle.
330
00:21:28,434 --> 00:21:31,699
Almost everything does.
331
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:34,204
It seems to be part
of the price I have to pay.
332
00:21:34,273 --> 00:21:37,265
What kind of price is that?
333
00:21:37,343 --> 00:21:39,573
My soul.
334
00:21:39,645 --> 00:21:42,808
My soul, in exchange
for millions of souls.
335
00:21:42,881 --> 00:21:44,815
[Chuckles]
336
00:21:44,883 --> 00:21:48,717
You see, you think you understand me,
but you don't really know me at all.
337
00:21:50,756 --> 00:21:56,160
Nobody wants to be saved
by some obscure, threadbare,
raggedy-butt preacher anymore.
338
00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:04,192
So I'm forced to martyr myself
on a cross of luxury.
339
00:22:07,339 --> 00:22:09,330
Forgive me.
340
00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:16,372
[Exhales]
How'd you know I was here?
341
00:22:16,448 --> 00:22:18,712
What do you think?
Yellow pages.
342
00:22:20,719 --> 00:22:24,314
[Grunts, Sighs]
Man, oh, man.
Look at him work.
343
00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:26,620
Just gather over here.
I'll be with you in a minute.
344
00:22:29,128 --> 00:22:31,062
[Proverb]
Anywhere here'll be fine.
Thank you.
345
00:22:32,831 --> 00:22:34,856
What're you doin'?
You my guardian angel or somethin'?
346
00:22:34,933 --> 00:22:37,231
Well, I guess, if I have to be.
347
00:22:37,302 --> 00:22:41,363
I got back to O.C.B. And I get,
uh, Stroh pokin' around there.
348
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,374
He wants you, Rico.
349
00:22:43,442 --> 00:22:46,502
He's not gonna need
that rape charge
if he catches you off the leash.
350
00:22:46,578 --> 00:22:50,241
My wife has a few words to say,
after which...
351
00:22:50,315 --> 00:22:52,681
I would like to make a statement.
352
00:22:53,752 --> 00:22:58,815
Um, last night, as you know,
an innocent teenage girl,
353
00:22:58,891 --> 00:23:00,825
a daughter
of our congregation,
354
00:23:00,893 --> 00:23:05,626
was raped by the officer
who arrested me.
355
00:23:05,698 --> 00:23:10,226
Now, I feel compelled
to tell the whole story.
356
00:23:10,302 --> 00:23:13,533
Two nights ago, when
I stopped to ask for directions,
357
00:23:13,605 --> 00:23:16,039
that same officer, Ricardo Tubbs,
358
00:23:16,108 --> 00:23:18,736
also tried to...
359
00:23:18,811 --> 00:23:22,269
force me into lewd acts.
360
00:23:23,282 --> 00:23:26,376
I'm on this. Come on.
Come on, Rico. Let's go.
That witch!
361
00:23:26,452 --> 00:23:30,047
I know that our—
our loyal friends and family...
362
00:23:30,122 --> 00:23:33,285
will not let us down
in this hour of need.
363
00:23:33,358 --> 00:23:38,318
I'd like to remind everyone,
that phone number is
1-800-555-L-O-V-E.
364
00:23:38,397 --> 00:23:42,333
Love.
Thank you all very much.
Thank you.
365
00:23:46,405 --> 00:23:49,067
Your ratings are up.
[Shutter Clicks]
366
00:23:53,579 --> 00:23:58,573
[Imitating TVAnnouncer]
Hello, ladies, and welcome to
Lifestyles of the Rich and Holy.
367
00:23:58,650 --> 00:24:01,983
That's right, Bill Bob Proverb
is on his way.
368
00:24:02,054 --> 00:24:04,921
You can't miss him.
He's dressed like a sofa.
369
00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:09,427
- [Static Crackles]
- Yeah, Switey, you must shop
at the same store, huh?
370
00:24:43,929 --> 00:24:46,864
He's out of the limo
at 9th and Ocean.
[Static Crackles]
371
00:25:19,565 --> 00:25:21,897
[Crockett]Switek was on this guyall the time, huh?
372
00:25:21,967 --> 00:25:25,266
The man was being more careful
than a mule from Bogota.
373
00:25:25,337 --> 00:25:27,805
In and out of buildings,
changed his clothes—
374
00:25:27,873 --> 00:25:30,467
According to the fax from
Washington, it's consistent.
375
00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:33,409
Apparently this clown is
some bona fide do-gooder.
376
00:25:33,478 --> 00:25:35,673
One-third of his annual proceeds
go to the homeless,
377
00:25:35,747 --> 00:25:39,706
skid row hospices, two clinicsin New Orleans, et cetera, et cetera.
378
00:25:39,785 --> 00:25:41,946
I asked in the kitchen after he left.
379
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:46,081
He's been making these weekly treks
for the past three years.
380
00:25:46,158 --> 00:25:48,991
And, uh, he insists on anonymity.
381
00:25:49,061 --> 00:25:52,087
So maybe he's tired of stardom,
wants to get back in touch
with his roots.
382
00:25:52,164 --> 00:25:54,997
- What are his roots?
- After Miami in the '60s,
383
00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:58,400
he ran a tent revival out the back
of a Land Rover in Ethiopia.
384
00:25:58,470 --> 00:26:02,270
He was there during the worst
of the drought, makin' it a little
easier for those that were dying.
385
00:26:02,341 --> 00:26:04,571
He got permanent
lung scarring from the dust.
386
00:26:04,643 --> 00:26:08,443
[Clicks Tongue]
Man, I'm not believin' this.
387
00:26:08,513 --> 00:26:11,311
Believe it.
388
00:26:11,383 --> 00:26:13,442
[Tubbs]This doesn't break down at all.
389
00:26:13,518 --> 00:26:17,318
If Reverend Bill Bob Proverb is a saint,then who set me up, and why?
390
00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:21,086
[Crockett]Someone who wants us to take downnotjust the wife, but Bill Bob, too.
391
00:26:21,159 --> 00:26:23,491
Yeah? And who's that?We're gonna find out.
392
00:26:24,763 --> 00:26:28,255
Guy that we thought was
the devil is some sort of a saint.
393
00:26:29,334 --> 00:26:32,201
Even if Leona was in trouble,
394
00:26:32,271 --> 00:26:35,240
I just don't believe that Bill Bob
was the one who framed me, man.
395
00:26:35,307 --> 00:26:37,241
He didn't set me up.
Well, then, who did?
396
00:26:37,309 --> 00:26:39,243
I don't know.
Well, neither do I.
397
00:26:39,311 --> 00:26:41,245
So let's find out.
Okay!
398
00:26:41,313 --> 00:26:44,373
What the hell
are you yellin' about?
I'm angry, man. I'm angry!
399
00:26:44,449 --> 00:26:46,883
All right, so who stands
to gain if you take a fall?
400
00:26:46,952 --> 00:26:48,886
What the hell's
the matter with this thing?
401
00:26:48,954 --> 00:26:52,515
Look, they jacked
the price up two bits.
You're kiddin' me!
402
00:26:52,591 --> 00:26:55,924
Seventy-five cents for a soda!
It was a dime when I was a kid.
403
00:26:55,994 --> 00:27:00,363
Maybe— Maybe it's not
about me takin' a fall. Maybe—
Lemme have a quarter.
404
00:27:00,432 --> 00:27:02,866
Oh, yeah?
What's it about, then?
I don't know.
405
00:27:02,935 --> 00:27:05,369
What was our first
reflexive response...
406
00:27:05,437 --> 00:27:09,032
off the assumption that Bill Bob
was responsible for framing me?
407
00:27:11,977 --> 00:27:14,468
All right, so the cop gets framed.
408
00:27:14,546 --> 00:27:17,413
We go to Bill Bob,
we tear apart his ministry.
409
00:27:18,984 --> 00:27:21,452
Who wants that to happen?
Someone who doesn't like Bill Bob.
410
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,920
Someone who wants to see him
take a fall.
Gimme another quarter.
411
00:27:23,989 --> 00:27:26,389
Not just his wife,
but Bill Bob himself.
412
00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:29,859
Someone who doesn't
like Bill Bob very much.
[Coin Rattling]
413
00:27:32,097 --> 00:27:36,090
[Sighs]
All right, so we'll see who's at the top
of the chart on that hit parade,
414
00:27:36,168 --> 00:27:40,161
and five will get you an 800 number
that that's the dude
that we're lookin' for.
415
00:27:40,238 --> 00:27:43,674
[Man]I call it a starter kit. A little bit of everything.Basic line you grow from.
416
00:27:43,742 --> 00:27:46,905
First you need yourJohn 3: 16 heaven tracts, two-color.By the ream that's $5.99.
417
00:27:46,979 --> 00:27:48,913
Now I'm gonna show you something.
418
00:27:48,981 --> 00:27:51,176
This is called glow-in-the-dark
crosses and mezuzahs.
419
00:27:51,249 --> 00:27:53,877
You're thinking, " Why do I need
a glow-in-the-dark cross?" Right?
420
00:27:53,952 --> 00:27:55,886
Nighttime, pal.
God can't see in the dark, right?
421
00:27:55,954 --> 00:27:58,479
You got an electrical storm brewing.
You're frightened and scared.
422
00:27:58,557 --> 00:28:02,823
The lights come down.
You wanna pray for the lights
to come back on, you can't find it. There it is.
423
00:28:02,894 --> 00:28:07,331
Glow-in-the-dark gives you round-the-clock,
24-hour, night and day protection.
I'll give you $19.95 for the whole—
424
00:28:07,399 --> 00:28:09,697
Okay, you're twistin' my arm.
I'll tell you what I do.
425
00:28:09,768 --> 00:28:14,671
I'm gonna give you 150 stain-resistant,
laminated holy cards—We throw it in,
we call it even. Whaddya say?
426
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:16,674
You Eddie Felcher?
427
00:28:16,742 --> 00:28:21,577
Fast Eddie, friends. Fast to get you up
and earning in the only industry to outpace
Standard & Poor's average seven years in a row.
428
00:28:21,646 --> 00:28:25,446
Salvation! [Laughs]
What exactly is your,
uh, ecclesiastical bent?
429
00:28:25,517 --> 00:28:28,816
U.S. Post Office,
Investigation Division.
430
00:28:28,887 --> 00:28:30,878
Mail fraud.
431
00:28:33,892 --> 00:28:36,827
Look, if that's about
those damned bottles again,
I already told you everything.
432
00:28:36,895 --> 00:28:38,829
What "damned bottles"?
433
00:28:38,897 --> 00:28:44,267
Guy raised 11 million to put these little Bibles
in little bottles and float 'em down the
Gulf Stream to save the communists in Cuba.
434
00:28:44,336 --> 00:28:46,361
Twenty-nine bottles, they all wind up
on Daytona Beach.
435
00:28:46,438 --> 00:28:50,704
Just because I sold him the little bottles
does not— does not— make me
an accomplice. I checked with my lawyer.
436
00:28:50,776 --> 00:28:54,576
We're not here for the Bibles,
and we're not here for
the crosses that glow in the dark.
437
00:28:54,646 --> 00:28:59,208
No, Eddie, you see, we're
here for the 1984 land fraud.
438
00:28:59,284 --> 00:29:01,309
You know, the mail order?
You remember that?
439
00:29:01,386 --> 00:29:04,184
You know, when you were sellin'
the people the motor home lots?
440
00:29:04,256 --> 00:29:06,656
[Chuckles]
The only problem was,
they were in the Gulf Stream.
441
00:29:08,126 --> 00:29:11,527
Yeah, that's—Yeah.
Yeah, and you did 18 months
in the country club.
442
00:29:11,596 --> 00:29:13,996
You remember that, don't ya?
Uh-huh? Yeah.
443
00:29:14,066 --> 00:29:17,729
Now, does your present clientele know
that you were the bad guy in that?
444
00:29:17,803 --> 00:29:20,169
All right, okay, look,
maybe we can, uh—
445
00:29:20,238 --> 00:29:22,934
Maybe we can get some simple
answers to some simple questions.
446
00:29:23,008 --> 00:29:26,876
Like, uh, if
Reverend Bill Bob Proverb...
447
00:29:26,945 --> 00:29:30,779
got in deep trouble,
who smiles the brightest?
448
00:29:30,849 --> 00:29:33,511
[Chuckles]
That's easy. Mason Mather.
449
00:29:33,585 --> 00:29:37,316
Mather? Wait a minute.
I talked to him.
450
00:29:37,389 --> 00:29:40,825
He admits to bein' second fiddle.
He's got no problem with that.
451
00:29:40,892 --> 00:29:43,520
You tellin' me there's more to it?
The big "gig."
452
00:29:43,595 --> 00:29:47,031
Gigahertz, microwaves. Come on.
Get hip to the new-time religion, guys.
453
00:29:47,099 --> 00:29:50,830
When Bill Bob Proverb decided
to go on the bird— the satellite—
Mason Mather took a pass.
454
00:29:50,902 --> 00:29:54,702
Now, without a slice, his ticket
to Washington politics is null and void.
455
00:29:55,941 --> 00:29:58,432
I thought everybody used it.
[Laughs]
Not at first.
456
00:29:58,510 --> 00:30:03,846
Mason Mather didn't want his holy words
and images traveling through the same
microchips as the bunny channel.
457
00:30:04,850 --> 00:30:08,980
[Chuckling]
So why doesn't he get it now?
458
00:30:09,054 --> 00:30:11,147
No room at the inn.
He's got a local show,
459
00:30:11,223 --> 00:30:13,487
but you can't book a satellite
frequency to save your soul.
460
00:30:13,558 --> 00:30:16,959
He's stuck mailin' tapes up and down
the Bible Belt. Bicycling them,
like 10 years ago.
461
00:30:17,028 --> 00:30:21,158
Only way Mason Mather can
get on the bird is to knock
Billy Bob Proverb off of it.
462
00:30:26,371 --> 00:30:28,839
Back to work, Eddie.
463
00:30:28,907 --> 00:30:31,273
I hate you postal guys.
464
00:30:33,145 --> 00:30:38,208
Come on, Deacon, where is he?
I told you, it's not possible
to see Brother Mather.
465
00:30:38,283 --> 00:30:40,217
He's ecstatic.
466
00:30:40,285 --> 00:30:43,880
Listen, Jake, I don't care
if he's so happy he's howlin'
at the moon!
467
00:30:43,955 --> 00:30:46,355
He's in a state
of heightened spirituality.
468
00:30:46,424 --> 00:30:49,587
- I'll heighten your spirituality.
- This is police business.
469
00:30:49,661 --> 00:30:52,755
Unless you've got a court order
or an arrest warrant—
470
00:30:56,334 --> 00:30:58,302
You give him a message.
471
00:30:58,370 --> 00:31:02,830
You tell him, call me at this number,
or I'll get that warrant.
472
00:31:02,908 --> 00:31:05,706
Fine. Oh, speaking of messages—
473
00:31:05,777 --> 00:31:09,406
I think Brother Mather'llhave one for you.
474
00:31:09,481 --> 00:31:12,712
It'll be a major revelation
on tonight's show.
475
00:31:12,784 --> 00:31:17,118
10:00 p.m., Channel 60.
Be there.
476
00:31:17,189 --> 00:31:19,555
♪♪ [Singing]
477
00:31:25,363 --> 00:31:29,424
Faye Nell Portis beat the machine,
therefore she believes what she's sayin'.
478
00:31:29,501 --> 00:31:32,026
Or maybe Mason Mather
got to her.
479
00:31:32,103 --> 00:31:35,129
As we wander through this
wonderland with the loony tunes,
480
00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:39,974
I.A.D. Is pressin', and my career
is goin' down the drain so fast
there isn't even a swirl.
481
00:31:40,045 --> 00:31:43,879
Alex, change the channel
to 60 for a minute.
482
00:31:43,949 --> 00:31:45,883
- ♪♪ [Stops]
- [Patrons Complaining]
483
00:31:45,951 --> 00:31:50,251
Now, beneath this—
Relax. We'll get back to you
head-bangers in a second.
484
00:31:50,322 --> 00:31:53,485
Now, beneath the surface,
there's gotta be some reason in this.
485
00:31:53,558 --> 00:31:57,824
There's—There's cause and effect,
there's— there's motive and behavior.
486
00:31:57,896 --> 00:32:01,388
Now, these guys, in their world,
they cannot be all that irrational.
487
00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:04,902
[Mather]I will scourge the earthofhis evil ministry.
488
00:32:04,970 --> 00:32:06,938
I hereby makethe following prediction.
489
00:32:07,005 --> 00:32:10,839
The miracle is this:
The sky will part,
490
00:32:10,909 --> 00:32:13,776
and fire and lightningwill come from heaven.
491
00:32:13,845 --> 00:32:16,939
Fire and lightningwill destroy his evil ministry!
492
00:32:18,617 --> 00:32:23,645
The Lord will send fire and lightning
down on Reverend Bill Bob Proverb...
493
00:32:23,722 --> 00:32:26,190
in exactly two hours and 10 minutes!
494
00:32:39,271 --> 00:32:41,205
[Sniffs]
495
00:32:46,911 --> 00:32:48,845
Come on, Reverend,
you've gotta leave.
496
00:32:48,913 --> 00:32:51,404
I ain't gonna let him destroy you—
Get your hands off me!
497
00:32:51,483 --> 00:32:54,816
Mason Mather ain't keepin' me
off my own show. We're goin'
live tonight, you understand?
498
00:32:54,886 --> 00:32:57,548
No tape. We're goin' live.
I want a camera on right now.
499
00:32:57,622 --> 00:32:59,852
Is this thing workin'?
Gimme some sound over here!
[Handset Beeping]
500
00:32:59,924 --> 00:33:02,358
Let's roll.
501
00:33:04,296 --> 00:33:06,560
[Coughing]
Are you on the air?
502
00:33:06,631 --> 00:33:10,158
We're on the air.
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for joining us tonight.
503
00:33:10,235 --> 00:33:14,399
This is the Reverend Bill Bob Proverb,
and I'm comin' to you live tonight...
504
00:33:14,472 --> 00:33:16,406
because a certain minister of God—
505
00:33:16,474 --> 00:33:19,932
perhaps I should say
a so-called minister of God—
506
00:33:20,011 --> 00:33:23,538
has made some wicked and
unbelievable predictions...
507
00:33:23,615 --> 00:33:25,549
about the events
of tonight's show.
508
00:33:25,617 --> 00:33:28,814
I wanted to be standin'
here in person to show—
Lemme ask you a question, people.
509
00:33:28,887 --> 00:33:32,345
Does it look as if
the sky is gonna part?
[Laughs]
510
00:33:32,424 --> 00:33:36,326
Does it look as if fire is gonna
rain down on me tonight?
That's ridiculous, people.
511
00:33:36,394 --> 00:33:38,328
Absolutely ridiculous!
512
00:33:52,477 --> 00:33:54,843
[Whimpers]
Billy Bob!
513
00:33:54,913 --> 00:33:57,074
[Thunderclap]
514
00:33:58,550 --> 00:34:01,041
[Woman On P.A.]Dr. McCullen, Surgery please.
515
00:34:01,119 --> 00:34:03,178
Dr. McCullen.
516
00:34:08,727 --> 00:34:12,629
- Very good, guys! Excellent response.
- Yeah, very nice, very nice.
517
00:34:12,697 --> 00:34:14,927
Listen, the deacon wants
to see you down in the lounge.
518
00:34:14,999 --> 00:34:16,967
Grab a cup of coffee.
We got it.
519
00:34:17,035 --> 00:34:21,904
- That's not quite true, gentlemen.
- [Chuckles]
520
00:34:21,973 --> 00:34:24,965
Uh, okay, Deacon,
we want to speak to Mather.
521
00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:28,137
He's being attended by
Dr. Kermit Ollinger from Atlanta.
522
00:34:28,213 --> 00:34:31,705
Well, what he needs is a lawyer.
And we'll be happy to wait,
523
00:34:31,783 --> 00:34:34,911
if that's what he wants, but
we're gonna ask him right now.
524
00:34:34,986 --> 00:34:38,285
- I'm sorry, you can't do that.
- The man is suspect in everything...
525
00:34:38,356 --> 00:34:42,725
from criminal conspiracy
to the use of lightning as a lethal weapon.
526
00:34:42,794 --> 00:34:46,127
But when I say you can't ask him,I'm not being arbitrary.
527
00:34:46,197 --> 00:34:48,631
You see, the, uh,
Reverend Mather is in a coma.
528
00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:52,397
[Heart Monitor Beeping]
He's been unconscious ever since
his broadcast last night.
529
00:34:57,942 --> 00:35:00,843
[Beeping Continues]
530
00:35:01,913 --> 00:35:04,609
Leona, honey, what are you doing?You're gonna get yourself all filthy.
531
00:35:04,682 --> 00:35:07,150
Come on, get outta there.
[Whining]
It's the things, Billy Bob.
532
00:35:07,218 --> 00:35:10,153
Yeah, I know, I know.
Who's supposed
to be watching Leona?
533
00:35:10,221 --> 00:35:13,622
Now I'm gonna have
to get all new things.
[Sighs]
534
00:35:13,691 --> 00:35:16,660
You know, l-l-I already
have some lovely ideas.
535
00:35:16,728 --> 00:35:20,164
Well, that's real good, honey.
Let me talk to Herb at the bank
first, all right?
536
00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:23,826
Make sure she don't have
any credit cards.
[Man] Okay.
537
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,308
Hello, gentlemen.
[Tubbs]
Hello.
538
00:35:34,179 --> 00:35:38,138
- Got any estimates?
- How about the whole shootin' match?
539
00:35:38,216 --> 00:35:40,241
How about $15 million?
540
00:35:42,687 --> 00:35:45,315
I hope Mather burns.
541
00:35:47,025 --> 00:35:50,358
[Sighs Deeply]
Well, he's a sick one.
542
00:35:50,428 --> 00:35:52,862
The success of my ministry's been
eatin' him up inside for years.
543
00:35:52,931 --> 00:35:55,695
You see, I figured he put
that girl up to that rape business.
544
00:35:55,767 --> 00:35:58,634
Hell, I can deal with that game
any day of the week.
545
00:35:59,637 --> 00:36:03,573
But my whole studio![Yells]
546
00:36:03,641 --> 00:36:06,439
By the time I get finished
with Mr. Mason "Almighty" Mather,
547
00:36:06,511 --> 00:36:11,414
the man will not be able to afford
a cardboard cross to hang himself on!
548
00:36:12,951 --> 00:36:14,942
What did he have to say, anyway?
549
00:36:16,788 --> 00:36:19,154
Not much.
550
00:36:19,224 --> 00:36:22,193
- He's in a coma.
- A coma? Oh, perfect!
551
00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:24,820
Yes, one of—
One of Mather's famous comas.
552
00:36:24,896 --> 00:36:27,524
They come on him once
about every six months.
553
00:36:28,933 --> 00:36:31,595
Got any theories onhow this happened?
554
00:36:33,071 --> 00:36:36,507
- Secular or divine theories?
- Secular.
555
00:36:36,574 --> 00:36:39,873
Like your insurance,
we don't cover acts of God.
556
00:36:39,944 --> 00:36:45,211
Well, my faithful flock thinks
that I have been judged from above.
557
00:36:45,283 --> 00:36:48,081
I'd say it was an overload,
558
00:36:48,152 --> 00:36:51,280
deliberately jumped in behind
the surge suppressors
and circuit breakers.
559
00:36:53,024 --> 00:36:55,652
[Sighs]
What about my lady,
Detective Crockett?
560
00:36:55,727 --> 00:36:58,560
After all this, you still gonna
bring her up on drug charges?
561
00:36:58,630 --> 00:37:02,964
'Fraid so, Reverend.
D.A. Gonna follow through.
562
00:37:06,271 --> 00:37:09,604
Well, I certainly don't feel
like God's favorite these days.
563
00:37:09,674 --> 00:37:13,132
It's allJapanese.
The best that money can buy.
564
00:37:13,211 --> 00:37:15,270
And I got it before
the trade war started.
565
00:37:15,346 --> 00:37:17,814
You know what it's gonna
cost me to replace this gear?
566
00:37:19,551 --> 00:37:23,453
I, uh, found this in
the microwave transmitter shack.
567
00:37:23,521 --> 00:37:27,252
Damned near burnt to the ground.
Liverwurst on white.
568
00:37:29,928 --> 00:37:32,522
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
569
00:37:35,266 --> 00:37:38,463
This is a power transmission
schematic.
570
00:37:38,536 --> 00:37:40,504
Did you say liverwurst?
571
00:37:41,873 --> 00:37:45,639
My chief engineer on
the night shift, Carl Becker—
572
00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:48,474
He eats a liverwurst and onion
sandwich every night of the week.
573
00:37:49,614 --> 00:37:52,105
Get within 10 feet of the man,
your eyes start waterin'.
574
00:37:54,419 --> 00:37:56,410
So it was Becker.
575
00:37:58,756 --> 00:38:04,319
- He's not takin' this well.
- Betrayed by his own food.
576
00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:10,494
These two may be world-class hustlers,
but as criminals, bozo time.
577
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,730
[Chattering]
578
00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:24,307
[Man #1]That was a good time last night.
579
00:38:24,382 --> 00:38:26,816
[Man #2]You have a good time last night?[Woman] Yeah.
580
00:38:26,884 --> 00:38:30,012
[Man #2]I have vacations.[Man #1] Take a vacation.
581
00:38:30,088 --> 00:38:33,580
Stick around hereand look at the girls?Yeah, that's a good idea.
582
00:38:33,658 --> 00:38:38,595
Excuse me, gentlemen,
uh, which one of you is Becker?
Who wants to know?
583
00:38:38,663 --> 00:38:41,154
I'm Detective Crockett—
584
00:38:41,232 --> 00:38:43,166
Something I said?
585
00:38:47,672 --> 00:38:50,505
I got him!
586
00:39:12,730 --> 00:39:16,222
[Crockett]
Where you goin', Becker?
We know you wired the station.
587
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:19,394
We got your dinner
and the schematics.
That doesn't prove a thing!
588
00:39:20,738 --> 00:39:22,968
Let's throw this guy—
So I forgot to eat— big deal!
589
00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:25,942
You bet it's a big deal when
you're on double payrolls, huh?
590
00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:29,810
It was just a stunt. I lowered
the amperage so no one would get hurt.
591
00:39:29,881 --> 00:39:33,009
Were you the one that talked
the girl into yellin' rape?
592
00:39:33,084 --> 00:39:35,848
I just rewired the Walkman.
Mather did all the talkin'.
593
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,912
He told her to stage it.
He said the Lord would protect her.
594
00:39:38,990 --> 00:39:43,256
Yeah, what do you think?
You think we'd eat each other alive,
and he'd come out the winner, huh?
595
00:39:43,327 --> 00:39:45,352
I don't know.
Please!
596
00:39:52,270 --> 00:39:55,637
So why blow the station?
Huh?
597
00:39:55,707 --> 00:40:01,077
What happened? Mather flip out
because Proverb turned all his
trouble into contributions?
598
00:40:01,145 --> 00:40:03,375
[Panting]
I don't know, man.
599
00:40:03,448 --> 00:40:06,849
I just took his 20 grand.
Why don't you just ask him?
600
00:40:08,286 --> 00:40:10,777
That's a good idea.
Come on.
601
00:40:14,659 --> 00:40:16,593
He came out of it
about 20 minutes ago.
602
00:40:16,661 --> 00:40:20,529
He grabbed a syringe full of procaine,
and the doctor says if he puts
the whole volume in himself,
603
00:40:20,598 --> 00:40:23,123
it's gonna stop his heart!
604
00:40:23,201 --> 00:40:26,193
Oh, good. Good.
605
00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:29,433
He's flipped. He's done.
How can you tell that?
606
00:40:30,908 --> 00:40:35,675
- Hey, Reverend Mather!
- Back! Back, devils!
607
00:40:36,681 --> 00:40:39,707
I have been called to him.
I have been called to His bosom.
608
00:40:39,784 --> 00:40:42,446
Oh, Lord, I have
been called to him.
609
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,988
Look, come on down
and we'll talk about it!
610
00:40:46,824 --> 00:40:50,055
I am through with this vale of tears.
611
00:40:50,128 --> 00:40:52,892
Uh, Reverend—
612
00:40:55,533 --> 00:40:59,902
I am no longer of this Earth,
I am above these mere mortals.
613
00:40:59,971 --> 00:41:05,466
Uh, Reverend, what do you say my partner
comes on up there and talks to ya for—
for just five minutes.
614
00:41:05,543 --> 00:41:07,477
Huh? Whaddya say?
615
00:41:07,545 --> 00:41:11,174
Take me from this evilness.
Take me from this wicked Earth.
616
00:41:13,684 --> 00:41:15,914
No, huh?
What do you think I oughta do,
617
00:41:15,987 --> 00:41:19,650
go down and call the fire department,
tell 'em we got a jumper?
No, we don't have time.
618
00:41:19,724 --> 00:41:23,660
They broadcast paramedics
and medevac as far as
Fort Lauderdale from there.
619
00:41:23,728 --> 00:41:25,889
That tower's got
10,000 watts of power.
620
00:41:25,963 --> 00:41:29,524
Somebody just keys a mic inside—
621
00:41:30,535 --> 00:41:34,767
- How do you know all that?
- Night school. There is life after Vice.
622
00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:39,935
- Rev!
- Hey, Reverend, look, uh,
623
00:41:40,011 --> 00:41:43,606
why don't you just come downand we'll talk about it?
624
00:41:43,681 --> 00:41:47,981
Now-Now-Now, Reverend, look,l- I know you got problems, sure, but—
625
00:41:48,052 --> 00:41:50,486
but I don't think we're lookin'
at any jail time here.
626
00:41:53,524 --> 00:41:56,584
I have been called to him.
It's not my will.
627
00:41:56,661 --> 00:41:59,357
I have been called
to his bosom.
628
00:41:59,430 --> 00:42:04,458
Oh, ye land, thy will be done!
629
00:42:04,535 --> 00:42:08,164
[Electricity Crackling]
[Screaming]
630
00:42:09,674 --> 00:42:12,336
Oh, God.
631
00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:22,610
Good evening, friends.
It's real good to come
before you tonight.
632
00:42:22,687 --> 00:42:25,747
[Chuckles]
I haven't-haven't been on your
television sets the last few nights.
633
00:42:25,823 --> 00:42:28,485
I'm sure you all know the reason why.
634
00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:32,017
My, uh, my electronic ministry
was destroyed...
635
00:42:32,096 --> 00:42:34,087
by what some people
persist in saying...
636
00:42:34,165 --> 00:42:38,033
was an act of divine retribution
by an almighty Lord.
637
00:42:39,370 --> 00:42:42,134
Well, I don't know about that.
638
00:42:42,206 --> 00:42:46,666
I guess I'm just not smart enough
to know such profound things.
639
00:42:48,646 --> 00:42:50,739
I do know I've been laid low.
640
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:55,117
I've never been so low
as you see me here tonight.
641
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:05,789
I don't have much left,
but I have my health.
642
00:43:05,863 --> 00:43:09,299
And I have my darlin' Leona,
643
00:43:09,367 --> 00:43:14,361
who has been
a comfort and a joy to me,
644
00:43:14,438 --> 00:43:18,272
and I'd like to thank
the almighty God
for sendin' her to me.
645
00:43:18,342 --> 00:43:22,938
[Inhales, Clears Throat]
We, uh—We're gonna have to
sell most everything we got—
646
00:43:23,014 --> 00:43:28,782
the houses, the cars, the boats—
to pay our debts and legal fees, and—
647
00:43:28,853 --> 00:43:33,483
and to be honest, folks,
to pay for Leona's drug
rehabilitation program.
648
00:43:34,725 --> 00:43:39,788
And you know what I say, folks?
I say good riddance to all that junk.
649
00:43:39,864 --> 00:43:42,662
Now, if I were you,
seein' me in this sorry state,
650
00:43:42,733 --> 00:43:44,667
I'm not sure I'd wanna
get behind this ministry.
651
00:43:44,735 --> 00:43:49,195
I'm not sure that this ministry
deserves your support, to be honest.
652
00:43:50,841 --> 00:43:53,241
That's up to you.
653
00:43:53,311 --> 00:43:56,610
Let's just leave it this way:
If you wanna send us
a few dollars, that's fine.
654
00:43:56,681 --> 00:43:59,707
And if you don't, we still
love you and bless you.
655
00:44:01,319 --> 00:44:06,655
Now, with the last few seconds
of this-this little message,
I'd like to hear Leona sing.
656
00:44:06,724 --> 00:44:08,658
How about you?
657
00:44:08,726 --> 00:44:10,785
Darlin', go ahead.
♪♪ [Electric Piano]
658
00:44:10,861 --> 00:44:13,921
♪♪ [Sings]
L-I'm sorry, darlin'.
659
00:44:13,998 --> 00:44:15,932
Forgive me, folks, l-I forgot.
660
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,959
We-We can only afford
the one microphone.
[Phone Ringing]
661
00:44:20,037 --> 00:44:22,005
Go ahead.
662
00:44:22,073 --> 00:44:25,133
♪♪ [Electric Piano]
663
00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:27,803
♪♪ [Singing]
664
00:44:31,115 --> 00:44:37,076
[Phones Ringing]
♪♪ [Continues]
665
00:44:52,370 --> 00:44:56,636
♪♪ [Continues]
666
00:45:01,746 --> 00:45:05,512
Thank you, Jesus, thank you.
♪♪ [Continues]
667
00:45:14,225 --> 00:45:18,127
One good thing about TV.
You can always turn it off.
♪♪ [Stops]
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