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Gomer Pyle - USMC.
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Starring Jim Nabors
as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring Frank
Sutton as Sergeant Carter.
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What do I smell?
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Huh?
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Somethin' smells. What is it?
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Is it shoe polish?
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No, it's stronger.
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Is it cleaning fluid?
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Mmm-mmm.
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Is it me?
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It's you, Gomer.
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It's just this little
bag of camphor balls.
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Camphor balls?
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Uh-huh, it's supposed
to be good for a cold,
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and I'm comin' down.
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Well, I don't know
if it's good for a cold,
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but it ought to be good for
keepin' the moths off your chest.
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Congratulations, men.
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Do you see this?
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Once again, I have not been
named "Sergeant of the Week."
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Sergeant Porter
got it this week.
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I think, uh, Sergeant Zelesky
got it the week before that,
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and the week before
that, it was Sergeant Tully.
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But have I been named
"Sergeant of the Week"?
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No.
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And do you know
why I never make it?
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I'll tell you why.
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In order to be named
"Sergeant of the Week,"
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I have to have the
cooperation of my men.
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And I have not been
getting that cooperation.
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Now, there are two
ways I can get that.
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I can ask you all to
please, please cooperate.
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That's one.
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And two,
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I can get on your backs
and ride the tar out of you.
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Now, let's see... Let's try that
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second way first, shall we?
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All right, everybody
on the road!
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We're gonna double-time
it around the entire base!
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Sergeant...
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You heard me, Pyle! On the road!
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Could I please be
excused from that there run?
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Be excused? Is
that what you said?
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Yes, sir, on account of
I think I'm comin' down.
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You're comin' down? From where?
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He's got a cold, Sergeant.
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Who asked you? Get out of here!
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That's right,
Sergeant. I got a cold.
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I been sniffin' at
these camphor balls,
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but it don't seem to do no good.
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And I feel kind of heady.
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There's no two ways
about it. I'm comin' down.
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Well, I've got a
wonderful remedy for you.
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Just fill your mouth with water,
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then sit on a stove,
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and when the water boils,
your cold will be gone.
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All right, Pyle!
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Get out on the road
and start running!
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Sergeant?
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I really don't feel too
good. If I could just...
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I'm gonna sweat that
cold out of you, Pyle!
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In fact, I might let you
do a few extra laps!
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Fall in!
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Left face!
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Double time, hup!
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You all like the little
trot you just had?
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Well, it's only the
beginning, folks.
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I'm gonna get through to you
people that I mean business
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till I am made
"Sergeant of the Week."
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I'm gonna stay on your backs
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until I get the kind
of cooperation I want!
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Did you do your two extra laps?
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I did, Sergeant.
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And I really feel bad.
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Can I go to sick bay?
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Well, okay, Pyle.
You can go to sick bay.
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But you hear me good.
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You better really
have something.
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You better really be sick.
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Easy does it, now. There you go.
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Your throat's
red, quite irritated.
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You've got yourself a
good, old-fashioned cold.
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I felt myself comin'
down. I just knew it.
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May I have some water, please?
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Here. Take one of these pills.
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Is that one of
them "anti" pills?
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Antihistamine.
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That's it. You know
about that, do you?
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Yes, I know about that.
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It'll make you drowsy
for about 24 hours,
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but you'll be all
right tomorrow.
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Thank you, sir.
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Now, go back to your barracks.
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Tell your sergeant I want
you to get into your bunk
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and take the rest of
the day off. Yes, sir,
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and may I say, sir,
I think you doctor
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almost as good as Doc
Crenshaw back home.
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Pyle. Yes, sir?
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You can go now.
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Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
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I hope we meet again sometimes
under happier circumstances.
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Bye, ma'am.
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What do you think you're doing?
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I'm gettin' into my
bunk, Sergeant.
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Why?
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Doctor's orders. I'm sick.
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Oh, really? What have you got?
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Well, it's kind of a
washed-out feelin'.
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A bad cold is what it is.
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Pyle, do you think I
was born yesterday?
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I've seen this act a thousand
times! Get out of that bunk!
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I can't, Sergeant. I just can't.
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The doctor told me to stay
in my bunk till tomorrow.
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He said to tell you.
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Oh, really? Well,
isn't that convenient?
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You'll just happen to miss out
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on this afternoon's drill
and this evening's hike.
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Well, I sure am
sorry about that,
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but you wouldn't want me to go
against the doctor's orders, would you?
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Oh, no.
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And just to make sure you
didn't misunderstand the doctor,
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I'm gonna call him
up myself and find out.
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You know what I mean, Pyle?
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Sick bay.
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Who?
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Gomer Pyle's platoon sergeant?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Can I speak to the doctor
who examined Pyle?
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Well, Lieutenant Ames had to
step outside for a few minutes.
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If you don't mind
waiting, you can hold on.
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Fine. He shouldn't be too long.
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What do you think, Doc?
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Not a chance,
Billy. He's had it.
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Well, maybe if I'd seen
him earlier, who knows,
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I might have been able
to help him. Not now.
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Well, I thought
I'd get your advice
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before I took him to the vet.
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Believe me, at this stage,
a vet is a waste of time.
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Who takes care of the
old boy here on the base?
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One of the sergeants
down at the stable.
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He's devoted to this horse.
He's gonna feel real bad.
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I don't know how much
I can tell the sergeant,
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but put him out in the fields
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and let him enjoy his last days.
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Oh, yes, Lieutenant Ames is
looking at the horse right now.
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Well, if you'd like to hold
on, he should be in very soon.
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Fine, just hold the wire.
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All right, let's have
a look at that arm.
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Oh, Lieutenant,
you have two calls.
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The one on the right wants
to know about the horse.
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And the one on the left
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wants to know about
a Private Gomer Pyle.
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Thank you. Prepare
him for x-ray.
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Yes, sir.
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Which call was which?
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The one on the right
is about the horse.
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Hello, this is Lieutenant
Ames speaking.
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Hello, sir. This is
Sergeant Carter.
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I was wondering if you
could give me any information
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on your examination.
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Well, Sergeant, I guess the
best way to put it is bluntly.
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He's on his way out.
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Sir?
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I'm sorry, Sergeant,
but he's had it.
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Really, sir?
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Are you sure?
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Well, it happens to
all of us sooner or later.
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Well, I know, but...
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Somebody's been
riding him too hard.
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After all when you have
somebody on your back every day,
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sooner or later the
wear and tear shows.
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And there's nothing you can do?
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I'm afraid not, Sergeant.
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Maybe if I'd seen him sooner...
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I don't know.
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Hello, this is Lieutenant
Ames speaking.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I guess he couldn't wait.
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And he thinks he has a cold.
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Pyle.
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Pyle.
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Pyle.
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Hey, Sergeant.
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How do you feel, boy?
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Gee, Sergeant,
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I feel just like I came
back from the dead.
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Don't say that.
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You've just got to
rest, boy, that's all.
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You just have to get your rest.
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But I got to get out of bed.
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I got to help make you
"Sergeant of the Week."
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Who cares about
"Sergeant of the Week"?
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I know I got the best private,
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no, the best man
on the entire base,
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in my platoon.
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Who's that?
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You, Pyle.
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Golly.
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Thanks, Sergeant.
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I wish I had a lot of
men like you, Pyle.
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I know that I pick on you
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more than I do the other fellas,
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but that's to keep
them on the ball.
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You see that, don't
you, boy? Huh?
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Well, I'll be.
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Now I know why you
was always on my back.
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Please, Pyle.
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Don't worry, though, Sergeant.
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If it helps the outfit,
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you ride me all you want to.
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Who's calling, please?
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Sergeant Carter?
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Well, just a minute. I'll
see if the Lieutenant is in.
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It's Sergeant Carter, sir.
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Carter?
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Oh, the animal lover.
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I've heard of cases of man's
devotion to dumb animals,
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but this one outdoes
Tarzan and Cheetah.
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Lieutenant Ames speaking.
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Sir, I know that you said
nothing could be done for him,
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but can't anything
be done for him?
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I mean, can't something
be done for him?
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Look, Sergeant, I told you this
morning. He's just beyond treatment.
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I know, I know, but,
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well, what are we gonna
do, just let him fade out?
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All you can do is try and
make him comfortable.
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Yes, sir.
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But if there were any
suggestions you had on,
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well, how we could make
him more comfortable.
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Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
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I'll write it down.
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You might give him an apple
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or a piece of sugar.
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"An apple... "or
a piece of sugar."
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Yes, sir. I've got it.
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I'm sorry, sir. I
didn't quite get that.
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Yes, sir. I've got a brush.
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Uh, brush him?
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Right.
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Did you say "flies," sir?
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You did?
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Keep the flies off of him?
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Yes, sir.
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Anything else, sir?
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That's about it, Sergeant.
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Just make sure he rests
as much as possible.
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Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
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"An apple, a piece of sugar,
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"brush him, keep
the flies off of him."
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Oh, no.
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What'd you say, Sergeant?
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Is somethin' the matter?
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Golly, you look awful.
256
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,020
I think you ought to be
in this bed, instead of me.
257
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:39,224
No, no. I'm all right.
258
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,859
I feel fine, Sergeant.
259
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,527
I want to get up
and do some work.
260
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,761
No, no.
261
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,364
You got to follow
doctor's orders, Pyle.
262
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,632
I suppose the doctor means well,
263
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,752
but did I ever tell you
about my cousin Piedmont?
264
00:12:51,821 --> 00:12:54,671
Well, he had a cold,
and they put him to bed.
265
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,485
Well, he was
layin' there one day,
266
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,926
and all of a sudden,
he went just like that.
267
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,345
He went just like that?
268
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:05,766
Mmm-hmm. He always went
like that when he had an idea.
269
00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:09,355
And this time, his idea was to get
up out of that bed and go to work.
270
00:13:09,405 --> 00:13:11,317
And sure enough,
he felt all better.
271
00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:15,143
Look, Pyle, I'm here to
keep you comfortable,
272
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,745
so as a favor to me,
273
00:13:17,814 --> 00:13:20,081
will you please stay in bed?
274
00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:23,051
Well, okay, Sergeant.
275
00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:25,753
But just 'cause it's a
personal favor to you, though.
276
00:13:25,822 --> 00:13:28,522
I wouldn't do this
for nobody else.
277
00:13:28,591 --> 00:13:31,453
There won't be any next
time! That's all there is to it.
278
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,522
All right, you guys!
Knock off the noise!
279
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,780
Knock it off!
280
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,928
Can't you see we
got a sick man here?
281
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,181
Here, Pyle. That'll
be good for you.
282
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,349
Hey, Sergeant, thank you.
283
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,252
It's just what I wanted.
You know what they say,
284
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:51,055
"An apple a day
keeps the doctor away."
285
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,423
Yep.
286
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,325
That's what they say.
287
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,798
Mmm. It sure is juicy.
Why don't you have some?
288
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,733
No, Pyle. You finish it.
289
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:16,931
That'll keep the flies
from bothering you.
290
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,351
Yes, sir. That's
real swell of you, sir.
291
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,521
Oh, uh, and another thing, Pyle.
292
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,725
You don't have to
call me "sir" anymore.
293
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,793
I know. That was
only in boot camp.
294
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,695
I can just call you Sergeant.
295
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,297
Well, I mean...
296
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,934
You can call me Vince.
297
00:15:39,288 --> 00:15:41,238
Shazam.
298
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:45,259
After all we're in the
same outfit and all.
299
00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:48,208
Gosh, I don't know whether
I can get used to callin' you
300
00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:50,264
Vince.
301
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,667
Well, try, okay?
302
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,067
Okay,
303
00:15:55,405 --> 00:15:56,637
Vince.
304
00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,561
But you got to call me Gomer.
305
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,610
Okay, Gomer.
306
00:16:02,678 --> 00:16:05,113
Boy, bein' sick
can kind of be fun
307
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:07,348
when you've got a good
buddy to take care of you.
308
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:08,816
Right, Vince?
309
00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,217
Right, Pyle.
310
00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:12,553
"Gomer."
311
00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:13,955
Gomer.
312
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:22,030
Sit up a little, Gomer.
313
00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:29,453
The doctor said this might
make you more comfortable.
314
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,516
Well, uh...
315
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,387
You just take it easy, Gomer.
316
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:09,360
Maybe read a magazine
or listen to the radio.
317
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,794
Just relax.
318
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,488
All right.
319
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,635
I guess you guys are
wondering what's going on,
320
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,593
why I was doing all
those things for Pyle,
321
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,329
so I'll give it to you straight.
322
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,015
He's a lot sicker
than I thought he was.
323
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,450
An awful lot sicker.
324
00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:50,962
What's wrong with him, Sarge?
325
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,153
The doctor didn't say.
326
00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:53,988
All he said was...
327
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:56,173
There was no hope for him.
328
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,225
On the level?
329
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,260
According to the doctor,
330
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,530
he hasn't got very long to go.
331
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:05,016
It could be any day now.
332
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,184
There's nothin' we
can do? Nothin'?
333
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,153
Nothing except
keep him comfortable
334
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,292
and make his last days
as happy as we can.
335
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,195
Sergeant?
336
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,714
Is he in any pain?
337
00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:22,917
You know Pyle.
338
00:18:22,985 --> 00:18:25,285
Would he say anything if he was?
339
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:31,525
He's probably in
torture this very minute.
340
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,238
Don't go near him!
341
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,606
Everybody, outside!
342
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,722
Don't nobody go back in there!
343
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,257
You saw, he's got
the convulsions!
344
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,415
Take a walk, go to the
PX, but stay out of there!
345
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,119
I got to speak to
Lieutenant Ames right away!
346
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,565
Well, what seems
to be the matter?
347
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,234
Excuse, me, sir. Are
you Lieutenant Ames?
348
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,835
Yes, Sergeant. Why, what
seems to be the trouble?
349
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,293
I'm Sergeant Carter.
Remember me? I spoke to you.
350
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,278
Yes. Why the panic?
Anything wrong?
351
00:19:24,347 --> 00:19:26,692
Well, sir, I know there's no
hope, but I got to do something.
352
00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:28,449
He's got the convulsions!
353
00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:30,362
I didn't think
it'd be this soon.
354
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,519
This soon?
355
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,121
Usually convulsions means
the end is near at hand.
356
00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:37,425
Oh, no!
357
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:39,176
I know how you feel, Sergeant.
358
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,195
You have my deepest sympathies.
359
00:19:42,465 --> 00:19:45,483
What a terrible way to go.
360
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,769
Yes. I've seen it many times.
361
00:19:48,838 --> 00:19:51,049
Sir, what if we brought
him here to the hospital?
362
00:19:51,073 --> 00:19:52,640
Couldn't we do that, sir?
363
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,675
Oh, come on, Sergeant!
364
00:19:56,212 --> 00:19:59,046
Maybe I have something
here that will help you.
365
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,682
I should have one or two left.
366
00:20:04,253 --> 00:20:06,637
Here... Give him this pill.
367
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,206
It may relieve some of the pain.
368
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,058
Give him this?
369
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,860
Yes, just pop it in his mouth.
370
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:17,381
How can a man
swallow a pill this size?
371
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,534
A man can't, but a horse
can. Just give him that pill.
372
00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:23,604
It may make his last
days a little easier.
373
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:28,542
Well... Been quite
a lucky horse at that.
374
00:20:28,611 --> 00:20:30,594
A horse?
375
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,962
He's left a proud record.
376
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,247
Years of faithful
service to the Corps.
377
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,649
A horse?
378
00:20:35,718 --> 00:20:38,669
Guadalcanal, Saipan,
Iwo Jima, Korea.
379
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,048
Animals like yours, Sergeant,
380
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,950
are true heroes
in every respect.
381
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,507
A horse.
382
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,960
One of our noblest creatures.
383
00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:48,129
A horse?
384
00:20:48,197 --> 00:20:50,164
Yes, Sergeant. A horse.
385
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:52,900
Excuse me, sir.
386
00:20:52,969 --> 00:20:55,836
Do you remember examining a
Private Gomer Pyle the other day?
387
00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:58,650
Gomer Pyle... Oh, yes,
yes. He had a cold virus.
388
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,753
I told him to spend the
day in his bunk. Why?
389
00:21:00,777 --> 00:21:02,977
I mean, there wasn't
anything serious?
390
00:21:03,045 --> 00:21:06,046
A cold. Is that serious?
391
00:21:06,115 --> 00:21:07,347
No, sir.
392
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:08,949
Thank you, sir.
393
00:21:12,621 --> 00:21:13,854
A horse.
394
00:21:25,802 --> 00:21:27,668
It's for a horse.
395
00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:38,996
Hey, Vince, old buddy.
Where's everybody been?
396
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:42,416
Hey, they're givin'
the weather report.
397
00:21:42,485 --> 00:21:46,019
There's a mass of cold air
comin' down from Canada.
398
00:21:46,088 --> 00:21:49,089
Night and early
morning, low clouds.
399
00:21:49,158 --> 00:21:51,325
It's a high today of 82.
400
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,495
And did you know that
the market opened steady?
401
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,837
All right, Pyle.
402
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,190
Sergeant Carter?
403
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,625
Captain Brinson
wants to see you.
404
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:09,771
Right now?
405
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,128
Right now.
406
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,504
All right, Pyle.
407
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,210
You stay right where you are.
408
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,734
Don't move an inch.
409
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:19,970
I'll be right back. I got
somethin' I want to say to you.
410
00:22:20,023 --> 00:22:23,457
Oh, you just take your time,
good buddy. I'll wait for you.
411
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,762
Right over here, Sergeant.
412
00:22:28,831 --> 00:22:31,465
Here. All right, now smile.
413
00:22:31,534 --> 00:22:34,546
Congratulations, Sergeant
Carter. "Sergeant of the Week."
414
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:35,669
Huh?
415
00:22:35,738 --> 00:22:38,572
I'll read you the
official citation.
416
00:22:38,641 --> 00:22:41,241
"Sergeant Vincent Carter,
Sergeant of the Week.
417
00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:42,550
"Most highly recommended
418
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,745
"by Lieutenant C.F.
Ames, Medical Officer,
419
00:22:44,814 --> 00:22:46,313
"for his compassion,
420
00:22:46,382 --> 00:22:49,433
"understanding, and deep
regard for a dumb animal.
421
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,346
"Sergeant Carter sets an example
422
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,848
"worthy of the finest
traditions of the Marine Corps.
423
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,750
"A leader whose
exemplary behavior
424
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:58,142
"inspires both
love and respect."
425
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,544
Congratulations.
426
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,946
Attaboy, Sergeant. Nice goin'.
427
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:11,688
Hey, Vince, old buddy.
428
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:14,658
What was it you
wanted to say to me?
429
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:19,563
Nothing, uh... I just
wanted to say, uh...
430
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:21,998
Hey, Gomer.
431
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,002
Well, hey, Vince.
432
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:28,816
Bless you.
433
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,174
Thank you.
434
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,744
Well, bless you again.
435
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,618
Vince, you know
what I think, old buddy?
436
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,653
I think you got my cold.
437
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,479
Hey, Sergeant Carter?
438
00:23:56,285 --> 00:23:57,462
Hey, Sergeant.
439
00:23:57,486 --> 00:23:59,231
They told me you
was feelin' poorly.
440
00:23:59,255 --> 00:24:00,495
Are you comin' down?
441
00:24:00,556 --> 00:24:02,389
It's just a little cold.
442
00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,890
I was just takin' a little nap
443
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,125
and then back to work.
444
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,961
In fact, I was just
about to get up.
445
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,363
Oh, don't do that.
You've got to stay in bed.
446
00:24:09,432 --> 00:24:11,165
No, it's all right.
I'll be all right.
447
00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:13,145
Now, you stay right
where you are. You're sick.
448
00:24:13,169 --> 00:24:14,501
Look, I've got some work...
449
00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:16,803
And you know what else?
450
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,905
I'm here to make
you comfortable.
451
00:24:18,975 --> 00:24:21,741
See? I brought you an apple
452
00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:23,877
and a piece of sugar.
453
00:24:23,946 --> 00:24:25,912
I ain't gonna let
them flies get at you.
454
00:24:25,982 --> 00:24:27,114
Shoo, fly.
455
00:24:27,183 --> 00:24:29,916
Look, Pyle... And
you know what else?
456
00:24:29,986 --> 00:24:31,196
I'm gonna take care of you
457
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,154
just like you done
for me, good buddy.
458
00:24:35,924 --> 00:24:37,724
Pyle!
459
00:24:37,793 --> 00:24:39,926
Gomer. Call me Gomer.
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