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Gomer Pyle - USMC.
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Starring Jim Nabors
as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring Frank
Sutton as Sergeant Carter.
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Pyle!
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Hey, sir.
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Pyle, you are a knucklehead,
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you are a goof-off,
you are a goldbrick.
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Have you ever heard that?
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No, sir.
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Wally, my boss back home,
used to call me a jabber, now,
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and a mooncalf but
never the ones you said.
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Then I'll say 'em again.
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Knucklehead,
goof-off, and goldbrick.
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Never heard those words
where I come from, Sergeant.
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You must be from the
Midwest. Knock it off.
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Pyle, I will tell you
what a goldbrick is.
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A goldbrick is a person
who does not do his work,
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who does not pull his load.
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Pyle, you are a goldbrick.
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No, sir, I... You have not done a
decent day's work all week, Pyle.
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All week.
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Yes, sir, ask anybody.
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Hey, fellas... As you were.
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Pyle, do you realize
you get paid a salary?
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Do you realize you're accepting
money under false pretenses?
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Pyle, you are stealing money.
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Why, I never...
Stealing, stealing.
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No, sir, even back home when
I worked at the fillin' station,
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and I'd get a coin out of the
cash register for the pop machine,
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I always left a note
saying, "Gomer owes."
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Well, you better leave a
note for the US taxpayer
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because that's who
pays your salary.
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And he pays it no matter what.
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His kid might go
without rollerskates,
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but you get paid.
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Well, that's just terrible.
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It is when you goof
off and don't earn it.
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And, Pyle, this week
you have not earned it.
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All right, all you
people, listen up.
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Pay call will be at
0800 in the duty hut.
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You will report
there at that hour,
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and you will not keep
the pay officer waiting.
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Is that clear?
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Yes, sir! As you were.
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Pyle, how you can
accept that money
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after the week you
put in, I'll never know.
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Sir, Private Richard Helmsley.
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Sign.
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Thank you, sir.
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Sir, Private Gomer Pyle.
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Sign.
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What are you doing, Private?
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I'm returning some, sir. What?
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Well, sir, I didn't work
hard enough last week,
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so I oughtn't
to get paid for it.
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I'm returning part
of my pay, sir, $10.
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You're returning...
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That money should
go to some taxpayer
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to buy rollerskates
for his young'uns.
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Yes. Thank you, sir.
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That's a conscientious recruit.
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Or he's a nut.
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Don't spend that all
in one place, Gomer.
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That's a good one, Duke.
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Excuse me, sir.
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At ease, Pyle.
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You gonna be real
proud of me, sir.
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What?
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I returned a whole week's pay,
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and I feel a whole
lot better about it, too.
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Why? Why did you do that?
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You remember that there
fine speech you gave to me
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about how I was stealing a
week's pay from the taxpayers?
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Well, I got to thinkin' about
it, and I decided you was right.
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So what I done, I just
returned a whole week's pay.
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Feel real good about it, too.
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You returned a week's
pay? Just gave it back?
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Yes, sir. If it hadn't been for
you, I wouldn't have done it at all.
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Sergeant, you
deserve all the credit.
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I don't want any credit.
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You don't, sir?
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No, I don't know
what this is all about,
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but I sure don't
want any credit.
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You know something, sir?
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You sure are
modest for a sergeant.
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Yeah. I'm modest.
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Now, get back to your quarters.
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You know what my
grandma always said?
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She said, "Modesty is one of the
kingly virtues in this whole world."
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Move it! Move it! Move it!
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Wait a minute. Let me
get this straight, Lieutenant.
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One man didn't
take full pay, right?
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That's right, sir. The
recruit's name's Gomer Pyle.
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He had some crazy story
about not deserving it.
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He just left it and ran off.
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What? That's right, sir.
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He said he didn't work
hard enough last week.
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You kidding me?
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No, sir.
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Well, I never heard
of anything like this.
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No, sir, neither have I.
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Gomer Pyle, huh?
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Yes, sir.
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Well, he's either
very conscientious
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or he's a nut.
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Yes, sir.
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Okay, we'll put it
through just like this.
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Battalion will handle it.
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What's a "Gomer Pyle" anyway?
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It's a recruit, sir.
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A recruit? What kind of a
recruit sends back money?
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Well, I'm not sure, sir.
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Darnedest thing I
ever heard of. Yes, sir.
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You know what I think? I
think it's a publicity stunt.
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Yes, sir, it could be. Yeah.
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Some men will do anything
to get their name in the paper.
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This... This Pyle
is probably an actor
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who figures to make a fuss
and cash in on the publicity.
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Gomer. Gomer?
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Sounds like an actor's
name, doesn't it?
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May I suggest, sir, we send
the money back down the line
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to the original officer
who took the money
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and have him
return it to this Pyle?
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That way there won't be
any publicity on this level.
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Good idea. Send it on back
down with my endorsements.
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And I want a signed receipt to
make sure he receives the money.
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Yes, sir. Ever hear
anything like this before?
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No, sir. I can't
say as I have, sir.
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Well, as I say,
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he's probably an
actor after publicity
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or he's a nut.
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Good afternoon, Lieutenant.
You wanted to see me, sir?
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Yes, I did. Gomer Pyle is
in your platoon, that right?
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Yes, sir.
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Did you know that Pyle returned
part of his pay this month?
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He didn't.
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Yes. He said he didn't earn it.
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Where do you suppose
he got an idea like that?
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I don't know, sir.
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Is it possible he got
the idea from you?
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Me, sir?
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Yes, you know how a
recruit might misinterpret
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an order he gets from his DI.
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Well, it's possible
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he might have misunderstood
something I said to him, sir.
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Like what?
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Well, I chewed him out for
not working hard enough.
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I do that to all the men.
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He's the first knucklehead that
ever insisted on returning money.
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That's all it was, sir, just
a little misunderstanding.
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It's gotten to be quite a big
misunderstanding, Sergeant.
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It has, sir? It has.
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I won't waste time. I want you to
get Pyle to take this money back.
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As a matter of fact, I'd do
it within the next 36 hours.
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I'll get him to
take it back, sir.
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Oh, I'll get him
to take it back.
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Sergeant, we need a
signed receipt from Pyle,
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and he won't be able to do
that if he has a broken arm.
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Pyle.
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Hey, Sergeant, sir. You
like my paintin' work?
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Ah, that's beautiful.
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Did you sign your
name at the bottom of it?
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Sign my name?
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Oh, you mean like
them artist fellers do
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whenever they paint a picture.
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Oh, I got you now.
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Hey, Sergeant, do you know
something? You're really witty.
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Sign my name!
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Well, before you
sign that, sign this.
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What's that, sir?
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Never mind. Just, uh, sign it.
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Can I read it?
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I doubt it.
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All right, you
read it. Now sign it.
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But, sir, this says I took
back that there week's pay.
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That's right. Now, I don't
want any trouble over this.
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Just sign it.
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Well, I sure as heck don't want
to cause you any trouble, sir,
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but I just couldn't take back
that there taxpayers' money.
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Why not?
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Well, it ain't my
money. I didn't earn it.
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Well, never mind about that.
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Right now, I want you
to take this money back
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and sign this receipt.
Now, sign it, Pyle, sign it!
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I just couldn't, sir.
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Sign the paper, Pyle! Sign it!
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But, sir... Now,
Pyle, you listen to me.
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Look, Pyle, I can't
order you to sign this.
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So what I'm doing is,
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I'm asking you to
take the money back
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and sign this receipt.
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Is that clear?
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Yes, sir.
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All right, sign it.
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But I couldn't take back
something that don't belong to me.
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You was right about me not
earnin' that money. Right as rain.
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That's the reason
I turned it back in.
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Some poor taxpayer's young'un
having to do without his rollerskates.
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Forget the rollerskates!
Sign it! Sign it!
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I sure would like
to oblige, Sergeant,
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but you know what's
gotten me in this situation?
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What?
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My grandma.
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Grandma Pyle always used to say,
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"A workman should
be worthy of his hire."
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Bless her heart.
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All right!
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You'll sign it! You'll sign it!
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You'll sign it. If it's the last
thing you'll do, you'll sign it.
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Write your name.
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Write your name.
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Write your name.
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Ten-hut!
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As you were.
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Do you know what I'd do?
I'd stick his head underwater,
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and I wouldn't let him up
until he signed that receipt.
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Or I might kill him and send
the money to his next of kin.
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Or... Oh, will you just do
your work and let me think?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You got it, right? I got it.
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You're gonna kill
him? No, listen.
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I'll do it with a game.
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Oh, you mean we're gonna play
a game, and the winner kills Pyle?
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That's good... Listen, will you?
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I'm gonna hold a raffle, and
the winner gets the money.
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Now, guess who the
winner's gonna be?
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Private Gomer Pyle.
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How's he gonna win?
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Oh, he'll win.
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He'll win or I'll kill him.
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Take a slip and get
inside for the drawing.
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Take a slip. Take a slip.
Take a slip. Come on.
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Excuse me, sir. What is it, sir?
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Some silly thing dreamed
up by some morale officer
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to keep you sissies happy.
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Now, take a slip and
get inside. It's for a raffle.
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Oh, what's the prize, sir?
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The prize is in this envelope.
How do I know what's inside of it?
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Take a slip and get inside and
don't ask so many stupid questions.
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Yes, sir. Take a slip.
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Take a slip.
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All right. Take a slip.
Keep the line moving.
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Take a slip. Hey, take a slip.
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Take a slip.
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Take a slip. Oh, shoot.
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- I got number seven.
- Take a slip.
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What are you complaining
about? Seven's a lucky number.
249
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,669
Not for me. Six was
always my lucky number.
250
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,438
I had a hog once, and I
entered him in a contest,
251
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,795
and he was number
six and he won.
252
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,009
Hey, Gomer, I got number
six. I'll swap with you.
253
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,578
No foolin'? Sure,
I'll take seven.
254
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,101
Hey, that's a good deal.
255
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:38,780
What do you guys think the
prize is gonna be? Beats me.
256
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,404
Ten-hut!
257
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,406
As you were.
258
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,275
All right, you people,
259
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,144
this is gonna be just
like a raffle back home.
260
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,046
Here are the matching numbers.
261
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,916
I'll draw a number from the helmet,
and the winner takes the prize.
262
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:56,754
And it's back to work once
this foolishness is over with.
263
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,434
Back home whenever
they had a raffle,
264
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,809
they always ask up an
impartial party to do the drawin'.
265
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:05,162
Pyle, are you accusing
me of not being impartial?
266
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,681
Gosh, no, sir.
267
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:09,300
I never knew what
impartial meant.
268
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,584
All right.
269
00:16:10,653 --> 00:16:14,489
I don't like nobody
questioning my impartialness.
270
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,158
All right. Now for the drawing.
271
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,361
The lucky number is seven.
272
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,196
Hey. That's me, sir.
273
00:16:22,265 --> 00:16:25,299
All right, Pyle, just sign the official
winner's form, and take the prize.
274
00:16:25,368 --> 00:16:27,035
All right, Pyle. Sir...
275
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:29,548
Come on, Pyle, what are
you waiting for? Take the prize.
276
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,183
Sir, sir. What do you want?
277
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,185
Sir, I have the winning
number. You do not.
278
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,520
Didn't you say
number seven, sir?
279
00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:36,044
Right. Pyle.
280
00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:42,517
There it is, sir, number seven.
281
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,892
Pyle, what number have you got?
282
00:16:51,961 --> 00:16:53,327
Six.
283
00:16:53,396 --> 00:16:55,836
I had the winning number,
but I swapped with Duke.
284
00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:58,933
I guess six is only
lucky for hogs.
285
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,301
Hogs?
286
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:03,704
Hogs.
287
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,215
Sir, a-about the prize,
what was the prize, sir?
288
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,211
Look, I was against
this from the beginning.
289
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,547
I don't think we have to
entertain a bunch of recruits.
290
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,193
Sir, but I just... No buts!
291
00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:15,937
The next time somebody
comes up with this,
292
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:17,930
I'll tell them what I think
about this kind of idea.
293
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,355
Sir, I was just curious.
What was the prize?
294
00:17:21,424 --> 00:17:23,724
One hundred pushups.
Do you want them?
295
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,593
No, sir. All right.
296
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:33,968
That sure is a curious
prize for a raffle.
297
00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:37,138
They used to give away
a turkey or a TV set.
298
00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:38,839
But 100 pushups?
299
00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:45,513
Good afternoon, sir.
300
00:17:45,582 --> 00:17:48,249
Hello, Carter. Just put
the receipt on my desk.
301
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,651
Just leave the
receipt, Sergeant.
302
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,890
It hasn't been signed, sir.
303
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:58,058
It hasn't?
304
00:17:58,128 --> 00:17:59,693
No, sir.
305
00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:02,774
Private Pyle refuses the money,
and I can't get him to take it.
306
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:05,777
Sir, regulations don't show where a
recruit can be forced to take money.
307
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:08,236
I... I looked everyplace
and I can't find anything.
308
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,472
I see. Uh... Got any
suggestions, Carter?
309
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,486
No, sir. I tried everything.
310
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,144
Okay, I guess the depot
commander can solve it.
311
00:18:16,212 --> 00:18:17,578
General Wells?
312
00:18:17,647 --> 00:18:19,325
That's right. I'm sending
this whole thing to him.
313
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,327
Oh, sir, I... I don't think
you have to do that.
314
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,484
No? I don't have much choice.
315
00:18:23,553 --> 00:18:25,964
You know who's waiting for that
receipt, Sergeant? The Pentagon.
316
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:28,122
The Pentagon? That's right.
317
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,392
The Pentagon.
318
00:18:31,461 --> 00:18:33,361
Carry on, Sergeant. Carry on.
319
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:36,063
The Pentagon.
320
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,331
Hi, Vince. So you
took care of it? Huh?
321
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:02,990
I mean, you went right to the top.
No horsing around with you, right?
322
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,436
What are you talking about?
323
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,827
Pyle. He got called up
to General Wells' office.
324
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,275
Pyle is with the General?
What do they want him for?
325
00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:10,398
Well, don't you know?
326
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:11,544
Well, I didn't arrange it.
327
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,600
No?
328
00:19:12,669 --> 00:19:14,202
Oh, that does it.
329
00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:17,183
You know good and well, he'll tell
the General that whole stupid story
330
00:19:17,207 --> 00:19:19,285
about how I got him
to turn back his pay.
331
00:19:19,309 --> 00:19:21,158
You think he would?
332
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,939
Vince, you've been ordered to
report to General Wells on the double.
333
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,229
What did I tell you?
334
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,146
You know, you were right.
335
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,236
You told me to kill him.
336
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,105
I should have listened.
Now it's too late.
337
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,741
Yes, sir.
338
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,716
Right, sir.
339
00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:09,323
Very good, sir. I'll
get on it right away.
340
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,693
Sergeant? Mmm?
341
00:20:12,762 --> 00:20:14,228
Sergeant Carter, sir.
342
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,536
The General wants
you to go right in.
343
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,550
Yes, sir.
344
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:29,326
Right. Yes, it's all
been taken care of.
345
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,328
I have the recruit
working here now,
346
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,998
and I see his drill
instructor has just come in.
347
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,001
Oh, yes, General,
I'll tell him. Right.
348
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,969
Goodbye, sir.
349
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,572
Sergeant Carter
reporting as ordered, sir.
350
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,807
At ease, Sergeant.
351
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,877
That was Washington, Sergeant.
352
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,645
The Pentagon? The Pentagon.
353
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,749
How long have you had
those stripes, Sergeant?
354
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,419
It would have been...
355
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:58,255
It will be nine years
next month, sir.
356
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,458
Sergeant Carter, I'm gonna
make an example of you
357
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:04,161
for the benefit of every
noncom on this post.
358
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,448
Now, Private Pyle has told
me all about this pay incident,
359
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,267
and he laid the
responsibility directly on you.
360
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,602
He did?
361
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,603
Sergeant,
362
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,084
any man who can instill the
devotion and loyalty to the Corps
363
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,575
that you've instilled
in Private Pyle
364
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,544
deserves to be commended.
365
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,546
Well, sir, I can explain.
366
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:28,485
Sir, did the General say
commended or condemned?
367
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,771
Commended, Sergeant, commended.
368
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,940
When you get a boot
to return a week's pay
369
00:21:33,009 --> 00:21:35,020
because his sergeant
told him he didn't earn it,
370
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,344
well, that's a
pretty big sacrifice.
371
00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:40,447
The sergeant in question
must be a very good sergeant.
372
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,733
Well done, Sergeant.
373
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,136
Well, that's all. I just
wanted to let you know.
374
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:47,938
Yes, sir.
375
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,810
Sir.
376
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,311
Yes, Sergeant?
377
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,380
Begging the General's pardon,
378
00:21:56,448 --> 00:22:00,084
but, sir, if the General is pleased
with Private Pyle's activities,
379
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,997
why is he being punished, sir?
380
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:05,022
Punished, Sergeant? Oh...
Oh, you mean the scrubbing?
381
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,024
Yes, sir.
382
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,270
That's not punishment, Sergeant.
That was Private Pyle's idea.
383
00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:10,494
Sir?
384
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:12,379
Overtime.
385
00:22:12,448 --> 00:22:14,560
You see, Gomer thought it
might be a good idea for him
386
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,384
to put in a few extra hours every
day and earn that money back.
387
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,319
Oh.
388
00:22:19,388 --> 00:22:21,956
I think it was a fine
idea. Don't you?
389
00:22:22,024 --> 00:22:25,926
That is a good idea. Yes,
sir, it's a very good idea.
390
00:22:25,995 --> 00:22:28,244
That was Gomer's idea, sir?
391
00:22:28,297 --> 00:22:30,864
That's right,
Sergeant. That's all.
392
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,600
Yes, sir.
393
00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:34,201
Thank you, sir.
394
00:22:34,904 --> 00:22:36,436
Oh, Sergeant.
395
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,406
Remember.
396
00:22:39,475 --> 00:22:42,109
A workman should
be worthy of his hire.
397
00:22:42,812 --> 00:22:44,278
Grandma Pyle.
398
00:22:46,182 --> 00:22:47,447
Yes, sir.
399
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,920
So, how's the work, Pyle?
400
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:30,591
Oh, hey, Sergeant,
sir. I didn't see you.
401
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,671
Gee, don't you look slick.
402
00:23:32,695 --> 00:23:35,295
You got on your
tie and everything.
403
00:23:35,364 --> 00:23:40,033
Well, I just came from a
little meeting of all the DIs.
404
00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:42,981
The General thought it'd be a
good idea if I gave a little talk
405
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,506
on how to instill
responsibility in the men.
406
00:23:45,575 --> 00:23:47,708
Well, you're just the
one what can do it.
407
00:23:48,444 --> 00:23:49,810
Well, uh...
408
00:23:52,147 --> 00:23:55,616
Look, if, uh, you wanna
knock this off now, it's okay.
409
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,835
Shazam! You mean just quit?
410
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:00,704
That's right. Take
some time off.
411
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,707
Just don't let anybody see you
while you're standing around, huh?
412
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,677
Boy, that's great.
Let's see now.
413
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:09,213
Half a day at $73 a month...
414
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,014
What are you doing?
415
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,860
I was just trying to figure up
how much I'd have to give back
416
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:15,830
to the paymaster this
month for takin' a half day off.
417
00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:17,449
Thirty days... Pyle!
418
00:24:17,473 --> 00:24:19,072
Get back and clean these cans!
419
00:24:19,141 --> 00:24:22,242
I want them clean! Do you
understand? Clean them! Get on it!
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