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Dude. New car?
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Certified pre-owned.
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Where'd you get
the money for it?
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I have a prestigious vlog,
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and I'm monetized on YouTube.
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Yeah, over the years, I've built
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a loyal audience of
sci-fi enthusiasts
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and intellectual sophisticates.
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I admit it lacks the glamour
of dancing in a bathroom.
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One million views.
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A million people watched that?
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And I just secured my first
sponsored content deal.
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Soon I'll be buying my
own certified new car.
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Chump move.
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You lose 10% as soon as
you drive it off the lot.
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All right, then I'll
just buy a new one.
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The same thing'll happen.
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And then I'll get a new one.
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What?
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Oh, hey, when the lights
say "check engine,"
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is that serious, or is it
just, like, a reminder,
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like "call your mother"?
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Jesus, that's sad.
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That'll never be me.
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Nice, guys, nice.
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Make sure it's nice and crisp.
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Oh, that goes by
the bathrooms, yeah?
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Evie, hi. Uh, how are you?
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Uh, good, just, uh, you know,
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working in the Valley.
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Um, so...
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Well, I also had a, uh...
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A nice time last night.
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- I...
- Cool, you had sex.
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- Oh, Jesus.
- Henry had sex,
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everyone, just so you know.
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- Oh, whoa.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Sorry.
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I know we've only
gone out a few times,
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but I have to ask a favor.
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Um, okay.
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The kids are supposed
to strike set today,
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but I forgot to give
them the theater key,
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so one of them's coming
by to pick it up,
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but I left my keys at yours,
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and yes, it has been
that kind of day.
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That would be great.
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I am meeting her across
the street at two,
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so how about quarter till,
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burger place at
Third and Flower?
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Thank you. I owe you one.
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"'Tis Pity She's a Whore."
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Sepulveda Basin
High School play.
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I love Shakespeare.
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That is not
Shakespeare. John Ford.
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Eh, it's all weird
like Shakespeare.
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That was the style back then.
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Wait, do you know Shakespeare?
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- A little. Why?
- It's just,
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I haven't heard on my
Lost Boys callback,
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and I need a backup,
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so I got this audition
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for an edgy
Shakespeare adaptation,
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but it's tomorrow,
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and I totally don't
know Shakespeare.
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Like, what even
language is this?
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What's "exeunt"?
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Well, I actually got this,
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but you have to give it back.
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It's the teacher's edition.
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Okay?
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Dude! Yes!
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Thank you.
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- So what play is it?
- Othello.
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What role are you up for?
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- Othello.
- Othello?
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Yeah. He's, like,
the main guy, right?
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Well,
yeah, but blackface
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is now considered
a little... racist.
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No, that's the edgy
part. They flipped it.
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Everybody else is
Black. Othello is white.
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That's why it's not racist.
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Uh...
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Right?
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I think it universalizes
a flawed play.
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Like, is prejudice
only experienced
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by Black people?
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I was a victim of
racial prejudice.
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Ah! A Black woman threw
his bike into a river.
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Now, did William Woke-speare
write a play about that?
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Food for thought.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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The fuck is this event?
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"Restoring national greatness"?
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What's "globalists"?
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Guys, it's Kyle's old pals.
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Fucking Nazis.
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They're not my pals.
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I can't believe you took
a job working for Nazis!
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They're not actual Nazis.
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Well, they're not not Nazis.
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- Do you have no morals?
- Morals?
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What does that have to
do with anything, okay?
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This is just business.
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Okay, okay, bookings have
been dead, all right,
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and I'm behind on payments,
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and if I don't pay on Monday,
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they're gonna repossess my van.
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All right?
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So can we just do the gig,
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get paid, forget
about it, and move on?
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Can we do that?
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I can't believe you took
a job working for Nazis!
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Lucy, you've told me
five times in a row,
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so if you wanna go
out and protest,
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then feel free, all right?
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Otherwise, can we
just hold our noses
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and work for the Nazis?
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Henry, you're cool
with this, right?
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I mean, it's just
business, right, Henry?
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No, but now I guess
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I have to fix my car, so...
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Oh, so you're cool
working for Nazis?
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No, but I... you know,
I'll provide poor service.
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Well, Nazis or not, I mean,
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I'd like to snag some referrals.
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For the record,
we are not Nazis.
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Oh, no. Oh, Mr. Gluberd,
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you're... um, um, no.
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Uh, we-we were saying,
um, uh, uh, uh,
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"nosies."
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Hi. I'm Stuart.
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I am the founder and president
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of Policy Ideas 2 Action,
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and this is the PI2A Symposium,
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not the pizza symposium,
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like some people are misreading
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due to a careless font choice.
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You may not have heard of us,
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but... you will.
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We're not Fox News
ranting heads.
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We're not fascist goons
like the Rowdy Boys.
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We are a new group building
a conservative politics
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based on open-minded,
good-faith debate
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in an open marketplace of ideas.
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Oh, see? Open
marketplace of ideas.
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That sounds good to me. Uh...
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Give us a chance.
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What you hear
might surprise you.
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State-run universal health care,
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ambitious, well-funded
national infrastructure...
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- Yeah.
- And high civic engagement.
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Oh, yeah.
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What do you think, liberals?
Sounds pretty good.
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- Yeah.
- Welcome
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to Hitler's Germany.
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Stuart, can you not
see the absurdity
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of what you're asking?
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I come to your supposed
marketplace of ideas,
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where you then suggest I censor
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the very ideas I brought
to said marketplace.
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What is... what is
the herb I'm tasting?
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I just hold the tray.
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- Okay, look, look.
- Sublime.
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A salute to your chef.
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Dermott, all I ask
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is, if you could, for once,
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not bring up Hitler.
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He gets a bad rap!
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What if we only ever talked
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about the worst
thing you ever did?
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If we want to grow, we
have to think about optics.
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We ignore everything you've
done for Western ideals
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and instead just talk about
when you peed in a cup
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at a Dodgers game and
spilled it on a little girl?
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I didn't say I
won't pay alimony.
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- I'm just asking...
- My point is,
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to grow and achieve the
goal of national influence,
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we must project
a positive image.
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Constantly bringing up
Hitler doesn't help.
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I gotta go.
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I'm at the job I
took to pay alimony,
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by the wa...
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Jesus.
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Martini with your finest gin.
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You know who didn't
care about his image?
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- Please don't say Hitler.
- Hitler.
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And you're wrong.
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He did have some
misguided policies,
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but Hitler understood optics
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as a key part of
growing an organization.
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- Hmm.
- Martini
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with our only gin.
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Well, as a major donor,
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I'm glad to see you're
coming around on Hitler.
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Sprite, no ice.
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- I said no ice.
- Oh.
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Sorry. One of those days.
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Your ex-wife?
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Yeah.
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I feel your pain.
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As a champion of the
traditional family,
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it is not easy shelling
out half my income
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so my ex can take a white wine
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life drawing class
with her friend Peg.
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Oh, well, I appreciate that.
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Wish she
could see this.
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Seaver Hamlin at the symposium
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that she said I could
never make happen.
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Seaver Hamlin?
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Founder of Fresh Start USA?
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Fox News correspondent?
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Not the deepest
political thinker
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but very famous,
with a mass audience.
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The key middle step
in my three-part plan
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to platform our agenda:
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evolve in the idea space,
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spread through the media
to the public sphere,
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where it then enters the lexicon
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of the common man,
like yourself,
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and voilà, we are a key player
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in the national
political conversation.
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Cool.
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Could be a bigger turnout,
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but... it's a start.
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Big things have
small beginnings.
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David,
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played by Michael
Fassbender in Prometheus.
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Ah.
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Mr. Gluberd, you
should see this.
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New beginnings.
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Wish us luck.
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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
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We don't
wanna see no Nazis.
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Ah, look
at these clowns.
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Nazis, go home!
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Well, I guess the news is out.
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There's a new big, bad
conservative group in town.
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Have Rhonda grab her phone.
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Lucy, you can't do this!
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I can't let Nazis
ingest and absorb
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into the cells of
their Nazi bodies
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something that I created
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in a spirit of truth
and compassion.
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I can't let you.
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No, you can't let me.
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You can't let me.
I own the company.
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I let me!
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I made this! That's ownership.
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No, this is ownership!
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Kyle, take these
and circulate them.
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Sorry, Ron.
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My conscience just
won't allow it.
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Per your comment earlier,
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I will be protesting this event.
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I'm sorry. I have no choice.
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Just...
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Damn it.
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Damn it.
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Fight! Fight!
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Fight the alt-right!
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- What's up?
- Fight! Fight!
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- Fight the alt-right!
- Yes!
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- Fuck is this?
- Hey, I-I just wanted
265
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to say, uh, we are not down
266
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with what is up in there.
267
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Me especially, not
down with Nazis.
268
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I came to show my support.
269
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Um, yeah, I'll just, like,
270
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yell stuff or do
some hand gestures.
271
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Um, I'll be over there,
272
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and, uh, do your thing.
273
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Hey!
274
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Okay.
275
00:09:45,011 --> 00:09:47,031
Hello. Hello.
276
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Okay, hello.
277
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I just wanted to come out
278
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and say that we
appreciate you exercising
279
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your freedom of expression,
280
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which we also support
wholeheartedly.
281
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Yeah, we believe that.
282
00:09:57,552 --> 00:09:59,442
I know we have
our disagreements.
283
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:00,679
More
than that, brother.
284
00:10:00,703 --> 00:10:02,883
I support your
right to free speech
285
00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,573
and encourage the
spirit of open debate...
286
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:06,973
- Debate this!
- Okay.
287
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,563
We don't
care what you think.
288
00:10:08,693 --> 00:10:11,284
Fuck you, and fuck free speech!
289
00:10:11,484 --> 00:10:13,154
- Okay. Oh.
- Fuck you!
290
00:10:13,354 --> 00:10:14,914
Fuck
free speech! Fuck you!
291
00:10:15,004 --> 00:10:16,464
And if you're going to...
292
00:10:16,654 --> 00:10:17,740
Fuck
free speech! Fuck you!
293
00:10:17,764 --> 00:10:19,024
Fuck free speech!
294
00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:22,245
Get
out of here! Yeah!
295
00:10:22,445 --> 00:10:24,595
Fuck you!
Fuck free speech!
296
00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:27,295
Fuck
you! Fuck free speech!
297
00:10:27,495 --> 00:10:29,035
Okay,
I need something
298
00:10:29,235 --> 00:10:31,605
that's gonna give me the
ginkgo biloba I crave
299
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:34,546
and nano-lytes for
peak brain speed.
300
00:10:34,746 --> 00:10:36,186
You just shake it
up, and it's ready.
301
00:10:39,476 --> 00:10:40,516
Mmm!
302
00:10:42,956 --> 00:10:45,667
WhamBatChu. Think fast.
303
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:47,447
Wow!
304
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,277
Yes.
305
00:10:49,477 --> 00:10:51,587
So they pay you
to video yourself
306
00:10:51,787 --> 00:10:53,087
consuming that.
307
00:10:53,287 --> 00:10:54,608
Right, sponcon,
sponsored content.
308
00:10:54,698 --> 00:10:56,238
- And what is it?
- WhamBatChu.
309
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,638
- Which is?
- I don't know.
310
00:10:57,838 --> 00:10:59,248
Cool.
311
00:10:59,448 --> 00:11:02,158
Hey, uh, can you grab
the bar for a sec?
312
00:11:02,358 --> 00:11:03,378
Oh, are you quitting?
313
00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:04,728
I wish.
314
00:11:04,928 --> 00:11:05,929
Hey, hey. Excuse me.
315
00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:07,085
I was wondering if you could
316
00:11:07,109 --> 00:11:08,125
help me out a little bit here.
317
00:11:08,149 --> 00:11:09,539
I'm an actor...
318
00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:11,175
and I have a big
audition tomorrow,
319
00:11:11,199 --> 00:11:12,455
and I really could
use someone's help
320
00:11:12,479 --> 00:11:13,915
to run lines with me,
so I was wondering...
321
00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:15,699
Like, a real Hollywood actor?
322
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,290
That's me. I was
wondering maybe...
323
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:18,180
- You guys.
- ...you could...
324
00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:19,750
Check it out.
325
00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:21,750
We've got ourselves a
real Hollywood actor.
326
00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:23,180
How's it going? What's up?
327
00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,380
That's hilarious.
328
00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:25,750
No, no, no, seriously.
329
00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:28,151
I-I was in Hardier
Boys, OC: The Return.
330
00:11:28,341 --> 00:11:29,521
I was Bohdi.
331
00:11:29,721 --> 00:11:31,481
And now you're in a protest?
332
00:11:31,671 --> 00:11:33,371
- Yep.
- Typical Hollywood liberal.
333
00:11:33,571 --> 00:11:34,761
Exactly.
334
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,347
No, it's a... It's
a disparaging term.
335
00:11:36,371 --> 00:11:38,332
How? I'm totally liberal,
336
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,422
and I am definitely
Hollywood, so...
337
00:11:40,622 --> 00:11:43,142
Hollywood like superficial,
like just for show.
338
00:11:43,342 --> 00:11:45,142
Virtue signaling without
actually contributing
339
00:11:45,212 --> 00:11:46,232
anything meaningful.
340
00:11:46,432 --> 00:11:48,382
No, I-I'm against Nazis.
341
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,523
I put out two anti-Nazi
videos on Insta.
342
00:11:50,723 --> 00:11:52,263
Oh, but you have an audition?
343
00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:53,463
Yeah, for Othello.
344
00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:57,383
Uh, one of the
main parts in that.
345
00:11:58,563 --> 00:11:59,814
You know what?
346
00:12:00,014 --> 00:12:01,294
Fighting Nazis is
more important.
347
00:12:01,424 --> 00:12:02,754
Let's chant, baby.
348
00:12:02,944 --> 00:12:03,944
Hey, hey!
349
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,494
Ho, ho!
350
00:12:05,694 --> 00:12:08,004
Nazi shit has got to go! Right?
351
00:12:14,105 --> 00:12:16,305
Hey, Evie. Just
checking on an ETA.
352
00:12:16,505 --> 00:12:18,675
The kids'll be here
in ten minutes.
353
00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:20,661
I was hoping to do the
keys before they show up.
354
00:12:20,685 --> 00:12:21,766
Mr. Pollard?
355
00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:25,126
Uh, Cloris. You're early.
356
00:12:25,316 --> 00:12:26,816
And Riley.
357
00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:28,646
So the key?
358
00:12:28,846 --> 00:12:30,436
Well, I-I-I don't have it yet.
359
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,517
You're early. Uh,
just sit there.
360
00:12:35,817 --> 00:12:37,177
- Hi.
- Hi.
361
00:12:37,377 --> 00:12:39,273
- Thank you for meeting me.
- Sure. But why here?
362
00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:40,737
Aren't you working
across the street?
363
00:12:40,857 --> 00:12:42,143
Well, they don't
know I have this job,
364
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:43,924
and I barely have any
authority over them anyway,
365
00:12:43,948 --> 00:12:45,438
and they're just
vicious. They're...
366
00:12:50,138 --> 00:12:51,138
- Hi.
- Hi.
367
00:12:51,288 --> 00:12:52,408
I wanted to say
368
00:12:52,608 --> 00:12:54,239
I had a really nice
time this weekend.
369
00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,939
- Yeah.
- Oh, look. Children.
370
00:12:57,139 --> 00:12:58,619
Jesus. I thought
they were over there.
371
00:12:58,749 --> 00:13:00,099
Didn't I say be over there?
372
00:13:00,289 --> 00:13:01,505
It's not school.
It's real life.
373
00:13:01,529 --> 00:13:02,679
You can't order us around.
374
00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:04,380
Uh, okay.
375
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:07,210
Evie, this is Riley and Cloris,
376
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:08,976
and they are here early
for the theater keys.
377
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,710
Oh, so you're in the play.
378
00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:12,780
I'm Annabella, the female lead.
379
00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,476
I hook up with my
brother, and he murders me
380
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,651
and rips out my heart.
381
00:13:15,851 --> 00:13:17,571
- Gross.
- And I'm the bad guy.
382
00:13:17,771 --> 00:13:19,051
The brother's not the bad guy?
383
00:13:19,251 --> 00:13:21,011
No. It's very
complicated morally.
384
00:13:21,211 --> 00:13:22,337
Wow, this is the
play you picked.
385
00:13:22,361 --> 00:13:24,081
Uh, it is what I inherited
386
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:27,542
from the shit-stirring
old hippie who I replaced.
387
00:13:27,742 --> 00:13:29,932
You must be learning a lot.
Henry's a terrific actor.
388
00:13:30,132 --> 00:13:32,372
Really? Like a
professional actor?
389
00:13:32,572 --> 00:13:33,742
You never told us that.
390
00:13:33,942 --> 00:13:35,672
You got, like, an
agent and a manager?
391
00:13:35,872 --> 00:13:37,159
- Were you in anything?
- Not really.
392
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,639
Well, obviously
not a ton of stuff,
393
00:13:38,663 --> 00:13:39,859
or he wouldn't be
teaching at Basin.
394
00:13:39,883 --> 00:13:41,813
Okay. Evie, do you
have those keys?
395
00:13:42,013 --> 00:13:44,033
- Uh...
- Yeah.
396
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:45,383
Great.
397
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:46,583
So not really anything.
398
00:13:46,623 --> 00:13:49,514
Well, some films, TV,
399
00:13:49,714 --> 00:13:50,890
and, you know, "Are
we having fun yet?"
400
00:13:52,434 --> 00:13:54,174
- That's you?
- Okay.
401
00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:55,964
This here's the key.
You are good to go.
402
00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:57,834
And I need to get back
to my errands, okay?
403
00:13:58,034 --> 00:14:00,055
- Actually, Mr. Pollard...
- No. Guys, I gotta go.
404
00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:02,005
Really gotta go.
405
00:14:02,205 --> 00:14:04,925
All right? Thank you. Bye.
406
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:05,705
- See you soon.
- Break legs.
407
00:14:05,905 --> 00:14:07,275
I'm so sorry.
408
00:14:07,475 --> 00:14:08,891
I don't know what to
do with kids that age.
409
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:09,736
- What are they?
- No one knows.
410
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:10,936
It's... they're animals.
411
00:14:11,046 --> 00:14:12,416
Did they not know
you used to act?
412
00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:14,156
Was I not supposed to say?
413
00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:16,156
No, whatever. It's fine.
Now they know, right?
414
00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:17,326
Mm.
415
00:14:17,526 --> 00:14:18,846
Uh, look, I wish
I didn't have to,
416
00:14:18,966 --> 00:14:20,116
but I really gotta run.
417
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,577
It's just a crap day.
418
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:22,907
Oh, it's fine.
419
00:14:23,097 --> 00:14:24,417
I-I just wanted to...
420
00:14:26,377 --> 00:14:27,777
Never mind. Call me later.
421
00:14:27,977 --> 00:14:28,977
Okay.
422
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,518
- Fuck you!
- No.
423
00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:33,388
Fuck
free speech! Fuck you!
424
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:36,008
Jesus. God. This
is so annoying!
425
00:14:36,198 --> 00:14:37,488
What is?
426
00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:39,838
Oh, um...
427
00:14:40,028 --> 00:14:42,049
did you see the
protesters outside?
428
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,399
Yeah. It's all over Twitter.
429
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:44,799
It's just painful
430
00:14:44,999 --> 00:14:47,079
when people I agree
with look stupid.
431
00:14:47,279 --> 00:14:48,515
Yeah, you know you're
not doing it right
432
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,799
when the Nazis look reasonable
433
00:14:49,999 --> 00:14:51,285
and everybody's rooting
for the Rowdy Boys.
434
00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:53,350
- The what?
- The right-wing guys
435
00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:54,950
who like to fight
with left-wingers.
436
00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:56,630
They have the
most-liked comment,
437
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,110
"Bash those commie worms."
438
00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:00,770
Oh, my God.
439
00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:02,120
What is that?
440
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,361
It's, uh, WhamBatChu.
441
00:15:04,561 --> 00:15:07,251
I was supposed to
shoot sponcon videos,
442
00:15:07,451 --> 00:15:09,107
but it blew out my
entire digestive system,
443
00:15:09,131 --> 00:15:10,341
top and bottom, both times.
444
00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:11,821
You did it more than once?
445
00:15:12,021 --> 00:15:13,101
I really do want a new car.
446
00:15:17,302 --> 00:15:18,392
You're the chef?
447
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,882
I am.
448
00:15:24,082 --> 00:15:26,143
I just wanted to offer
my sincere compliments.
449
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,153
The food is sublime.
450
00:15:29,343 --> 00:15:32,103
Biting into your
raclette pissaladière,
451
00:15:32,303 --> 00:15:35,283
I had a sensation of
tumbling pell-mell
452
00:15:35,483 --> 00:15:37,764
down the slope of the Jungfrau,
453
00:15:37,964 --> 00:15:41,034
bracingly whipped as I
went by fresh spring stems
454
00:15:41,234 --> 00:15:44,334
of marigold, Alpine garlic,
455
00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:45,764
wild marjoram.
456
00:15:47,505 --> 00:15:50,385
D-d... um... it's
the Eiger, actually,
457
00:15:50,585 --> 00:15:51,915
- but I...
- Of course.
458
00:15:52,115 --> 00:15:53,311
Can't believe you got that.
459
00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:56,765
His opposite is
the twink subset,
460
00:15:56,965 --> 00:16:00,706
whose weakling persona
is a deliberate affront
461
00:16:00,906 --> 00:16:03,316
to the traditional Western ideal
462
00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:05,996
- of robust masculinity...
- Mr. Gluberd.
463
00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:07,712
...radiating both
prepubescent helplessness...
464
00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:09,407
It's Seaver Hamlin.
465
00:16:09,607 --> 00:16:11,067
He can't make it.
466
00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:11,847
a
deliberate attack...
467
00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:13,367
What?
468
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,653
on the
traditional family!
469
00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:15,723
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
470
00:16:15,747 --> 00:16:17,247
Kyle?
471
00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:18,683
You fascist
scum have got to go!
472
00:16:18,707 --> 00:16:20,338
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
473
00:16:20,538 --> 00:16:21,728
Mmm.
474
00:16:21,928 --> 00:16:24,278
And this is swine
butter on rugbrod
475
00:16:24,468 --> 00:16:26,468
with shaved granite and grass.
476
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,649
Oh. Oh. Oh.
477
00:16:34,069 --> 00:16:35,509
It's like falling
from a great height
478
00:16:35,549 --> 00:16:36,809
into a fjord.
479
00:16:37,009 --> 00:16:38,869
I mean...
480
00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:42,210
Another thing my boss
would never let me serve.
481
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,010
How do you stand this situation?
482
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,970
I mean, you must
feel like an eagle
483
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:48,040
stuck riding a Greyhound bus.
484
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,720
It can be frustrating.
485
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:54,571
Your employer is clearly
a subhuman imbecile...
486
00:16:54,771 --> 00:16:56,461
devoid of fine sentiment.
487
00:16:56,661 --> 00:16:58,291
In the society we're building,
488
00:16:58,491 --> 00:16:59,771
the extraordinary,
like yourself,
489
00:16:59,861 --> 00:17:01,201
will be elevated,
490
00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:04,472
and a lumpen oaf like
him will be cast down
491
00:17:04,672 --> 00:17:07,622
to his natural station
as a toilet wiper.
492
00:17:07,822 --> 00:17:09,992
Uh...
493
00:17:12,852 --> 00:17:15,473
I... have work to do.
494
00:17:18,783 --> 00:17:21,033
I see.
495
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:24,233
The appreciation of a
Nazi is not welcome.
496
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:26,144
- It's not that.
- No, don't apologize.
497
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,014
I loathe your politics,
498
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,844
but I can still
appreciate your art.
499
00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:32,404
So... point, Dermott.
500
00:17:37,805 --> 00:17:39,365
- Oh, my God.
- They got a guy out there
501
00:17:39,535 --> 00:17:41,225
doing full-on skull shape stuff.
502
00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:43,535
Oh, fun. Invite him
back here for a bite.
503
00:17:43,735 --> 00:17:45,775
Right? Fuck it. Let's
get 'em all in here.
504
00:17:45,975 --> 00:17:47,536
You could open your
own Nazi restaurant.
505
00:17:47,736 --> 00:17:49,106
Lebensraum.
506
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:50,826
No?
507
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:54,266
Look, Nazis enjoy
your work. Embrace it.
508
00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:56,486
- You're one to talk.
- What?
509
00:17:56,686 --> 00:17:58,657
Who do you think
watches your vlog?
510
00:17:58,857 --> 00:18:01,707
Sci-fi enthusiasts.
Intellectual sophisticates.
511
00:18:01,907 --> 00:18:03,293
Do you ever go
through your comments,
512
00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:05,927
see who's linking to you or
where they're linking from?
513
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,187
Sometimes.
514
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,628
'Cause the vast majority of 'em
515
00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:11,698
are the anti-PC crowd,
516
00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:14,458
see, Gamergaters, and
men's rights activists.
517
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,048
- In other words...
- Nazis.
518
00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:18,378
And incels.
519
00:18:18,578 --> 00:18:21,859
But, you know, you
got a used car.
520
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,769
Certified pre-owned.
521
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:24,979
Oh.
522
00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:29,519
I had no idea. I swear.
523
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,610
I hate Nazis.
524
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:32,810
As do I.
525
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,960
- What is this?
- WhamBatChu.
526
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:41,781
We are gonna fuck 'em up.
527
00:18:43,311 --> 00:18:45,251
Yeah. Okay.
528
00:18:45,451 --> 00:18:47,561
God damn it, Seaver.
529
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:49,241
The fucking champion
of the common man
530
00:18:49,431 --> 00:18:50,587
gets his foot run
over by a truck
531
00:18:50,611 --> 00:18:52,522
driven by a fucking common man?
532
00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:54,232
What are the odds?
533
00:18:56,492 --> 00:18:59,032
Seaver was supposed to be
the first part of the plan.
534
00:18:59,232 --> 00:19:00,232
This always happens.
535
00:19:01,672 --> 00:19:03,643
I'm so close, and then just...
536
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,763
nope.
537
00:19:06,983 --> 00:19:08,589
To always be so close, but
you just can't get there,
538
00:19:08,613 --> 00:19:10,823
- it's just...
- I hear ya.
539
00:19:11,023 --> 00:19:13,224
I've been there.
I feel your pain.
540
00:19:13,414 --> 00:19:14,224
You were in politics?
541
00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:16,744
Uh... showbiz.
542
00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:18,570
Sure. You know what it's
like pushing through
543
00:19:18,594 --> 00:19:20,514
despite the odds.
544
00:19:20,704 --> 00:19:22,524
Until the odds won and
I became a teacher.
545
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:26,125
And you're okay with that?
546
00:19:26,325 --> 00:19:27,715
Well, ups and downs,
547
00:19:27,915 --> 00:19:30,805
but I do not miss rolling
the rock up the hill.
548
00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:32,845
I get it.
549
00:19:33,045 --> 00:19:34,315
Greatness is not for everyone.
550
00:19:35,976 --> 00:19:37,786
This is why I keep pushing on
551
00:19:37,986 --> 00:19:39,766
and why I'll never stop.
552
00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:42,186
So I can put my agenda to
work for guys like you.
553
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:44,676
Right, the common man.
554
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:47,427
We'll get there,
555
00:19:47,627 --> 00:19:49,567
Seaver or no Seaver.
556
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,987
I still have a few
tricks up my sleeve.
557
00:19:56,217 --> 00:19:57,618
Yeah!
558
00:20:01,128 --> 00:20:02,494
- Jesus!
- Oh! Dude, hey.
559
00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:03,924
Sorry for calling you
a fascist earlier.
560
00:20:03,948 --> 00:20:05,228
Heat of the moment.
561
00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:06,974
We threw everything
we had at the Nazis,
562
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,755
so we got some hungry
justice warriors out there.
563
00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:09,779
Come on, baby!
564
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,239
I'm coming, comrades!
565
00:20:11,439 --> 00:20:12,439
Oh, hey.
566
00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:13,649
Sorry to barge in at work.
567
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:14,679
What event is this?
568
00:20:14,719 --> 00:20:16,239
Oh, it's just some Nazi thing.
569
00:20:16,439 --> 00:20:17,615
You should check it
out if you wanna see
570
00:20:17,639 --> 00:20:19,030
how fucked up this
scene can get.
571
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:21,380
So yeah, that's actually
why I wanted to talk to you.
572
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:23,340
Ah, Henry.
573
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:24,990
You gonna do it again?
574
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,646
- Roman, for fuck's sake...
- Do what?
575
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:28,260
Uh, where did these
appetizers go?
576
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,691
Uh, Kyle took them
out to the protesters.
577
00:20:30,891 --> 00:20:32,091
- No.
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
578
00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:32,871
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Have fun!
579
00:20:33,071 --> 00:20:34,261
Shit! Kyle!
580
00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:35,461
Kyle!
581
00:20:35,591 --> 00:20:36,591
What was all that?
582
00:20:36,731 --> 00:20:38,791
Just how it is, uh...
583
00:20:38,991 --> 00:20:40,592
most of the time. Why
don't I call you...
584
00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:41,362
- Call me later.
- Later?
585
00:20:41,562 --> 00:20:42,622
- Yeah.
- Right.
586
00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:43,858
- Is, uh...
- This is the thing.
587
00:20:43,882 --> 00:20:45,318
I came to bring you
the keys earlier,
588
00:20:45,342 --> 00:20:46,412
but it felt weird.
589
00:20:46,602 --> 00:20:47,912
Yeah, uh, sorry about that.
590
00:20:48,112 --> 00:20:49,452
There's, you know, the kids...
591
00:20:49,652 --> 00:20:51,093
- That was unexpected.
- And work,
592
00:20:51,223 --> 00:20:52,899
and, I... you know,
this thing with my car.
593
00:20:52,923 --> 00:20:54,073
It is a lot. I get that.
594
00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:55,459
Yeah, and tending bar for Nazis.
595
00:20:55,483 --> 00:20:57,423
- Actual Nazis?
- Nazi-adjacent...
596
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,513
- Right.
- So still, uh, pretty bad,
597
00:20:59,703 --> 00:21:01,123
Maybe I'll just
give you a call...
598
00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:02,734
So we are keeping our distance.
599
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:04,604
The... no. No, we're...
600
00:21:04,804 --> 00:21:05,584
No, it's fine if we are.
601
00:21:05,784 --> 00:21:06,784
We're hooking up.
602
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:07,934
That's a thing people do.
603
00:21:08,084 --> 00:21:10,044
I-I just wanna be
honest this time
604
00:21:10,244 --> 00:21:11,304
so I know what to expect.
605
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,355
Right, sure.
606
00:21:13,545 --> 00:21:16,285
Because I think there's
something here...
607
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:17,945
- Really?
- But maybe it isn't
608
00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:20,135
the best day to have
that discussion.
609
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,406
No, look, I'm sorry.
610
00:21:23,606 --> 00:21:25,496
It's, uh... it's not today.
611
00:21:25,696 --> 00:21:27,906
It's, uh...
612
00:21:28,106 --> 00:21:29,406
everything.
613
00:21:29,606 --> 00:21:31,866
My car is falling apart.
614
00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:33,106
I'm stuck doing this play.
615
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:36,677
My divorce is... messy.
616
00:21:36,877 --> 00:21:38,717
- You're tending bar for Nazis.
- Yeah.
617
00:21:38,747 --> 00:21:41,637
I mean, this is not how I
envisioned my 40s, okay?
618
00:21:43,287 --> 00:21:45,688
Maybe I just don't
want you to...
619
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,608
see the mess.
620
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,648
Like, it's-it's...
621
00:21:49,848 --> 00:21:52,698
Uh, it's too real
or-or something.
622
00:21:52,898 --> 00:21:54,058
Jesus Christ!
623
00:21:54,248 --> 00:21:55,749
What are you doing here?
624
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,135
Well, Riley wanted
to talk to you,
625
00:21:57,159 --> 00:21:57,969
so we followed her.
626
00:21:58,159 --> 00:21:59,419
Okay. Can it wait?
627
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,619
What are you wearing?
628
00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:02,669
Uh, this is for work.
629
00:22:02,859 --> 00:22:04,279
- For teaching?
- Other work.
630
00:22:04,479 --> 00:22:05,889
Are you a magician?
631
00:22:06,089 --> 00:22:08,190
Mr. Pollard, I think
I wanna quit the play.
632
00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:09,390
What?
633
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,850
Okay, uh...
634
00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:16,160
c-c-can you guys just
go there for a sec?
635
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,671
Come here. Sorry. Um...
636
00:22:19,761 --> 00:22:21,101
Uh, Evie, I'm sorry.
637
00:22:21,301 --> 00:22:22,361
No, I get it.
638
00:22:22,561 --> 00:22:23,991
This is very real.
639
00:22:24,191 --> 00:22:26,251
Yeah. Uh, is that a bad thing?
640
00:22:26,451 --> 00:22:27,821
It's different.
641
00:22:28,021 --> 00:22:29,742
You did say you didn't
want fairy-tale shit.
642
00:22:30,292 --> 00:22:31,722
It's not fairy-tale shit.
643
00:22:31,922 --> 00:22:32,922
No.
644
00:22:34,992 --> 00:22:36,172
But it's something?
645
00:22:38,432 --> 00:22:40,013
'Cause I feel like it's...
646
00:22:40,213 --> 00:22:42,573
It's at least something.
647
00:22:42,773 --> 00:22:43,973
It's definitely something.
648
00:22:44,173 --> 00:22:45,173
Yeah.
649
00:22:46,003 --> 00:22:49,083
Mm. I have a, um,
650
00:22:49,283 --> 00:22:50,910
- new draft of Human Tree...
- Sure.
651
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:52,020
waiting for me at home.
652
00:22:52,044 --> 00:22:54,634
- Mm-hmm.
- I'll see you...
653
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:55,834
Tonight?
654
00:22:57,064 --> 00:22:58,264
Yeah, I'll see you tonight.
655
00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,714
- All right.
- Mm-hmm.
656
00:23:04,545 --> 00:23:07,255
Ooh!
657
00:23:12,686 --> 00:23:14,396
Uh, okay.
658
00:23:14,596 --> 00:23:18,006
So you guys have the key,
so you're good to go.
659
00:23:18,206 --> 00:23:19,786
I was gonna quit the play.
660
00:23:21,006 --> 00:23:22,006
Right.
661
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:23,967
Uh, why?
662
00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:26,217
We don't
wanna see no Nazis!
663
00:23:26,407 --> 00:23:28,297
- We don't wanna see...
- Hey.
664
00:23:28,497 --> 00:23:30,577
Yeah! Welcome to the right
side of history, comrades!
665
00:23:30,607 --> 00:23:32,677
What did you do with
the tiny tarts you took?
666
00:23:32,877 --> 00:23:34,808
Oh, I gave 'em to the
crew. They loved 'em.
667
00:23:35,008 --> 00:23:36,638
Oh, shit, uh, the Rowdy Boys.
668
00:23:36,838 --> 00:23:38,808
What?
669
00:23:40,928 --> 00:23:43,208
Bring it, you Nazi bastards!
670
00:23:43,408 --> 00:23:44,825
Uh, uh, dude, dude,
actually, can you just...
671
00:23:47,649 --> 00:23:48,649
I got you, brother!
672
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:49,719
Fuck you!
673
00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:54,699
Wait a second. He's
not a protester.
674
00:23:54,899 --> 00:23:56,380
Wait, Ky-Kyle, they're
not protesters.
675
00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:58,096
They're Nazis pretending
to be protesters.
676
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,770
I bumped into that guy inside.
677
00:23:59,970 --> 00:24:01,190
This is all to get attention.
678
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:03,060
You socialist scum
have ten seconds
679
00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:04,710
to get the fuck out of here!
680
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,431
- Fuck you, you fascist bastard.
- No, no!
681
00:24:07,631 --> 00:24:09,561
Stop! Stop! Stop!
682
00:24:09,761 --> 00:24:11,671
- Oh, uh!
- Same team! Same team!
683
00:24:13,531 --> 00:24:14,811
Same team!
684
00:24:15,011 --> 00:24:16,531
We're National
Greatness Conservatives!
685
00:24:18,492 --> 00:24:20,072
Get 'em, boys!
686
00:24:20,272 --> 00:24:22,952
Roman! Roman!
687
00:24:23,152 --> 00:24:24,902
Oh, thank you. Look...
688
00:24:25,102 --> 00:24:26,342
The Rowdy Boys rolled up,
689
00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:28,343
and they're just shellacking
those protesters.
690
00:24:28,463 --> 00:24:29,739
- What?
- Yeah, they're just...
691
00:24:29,763 --> 00:24:31,203
- Oh, shit.
- Stomping on this one
692
00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:32,653
blond guy.
693
00:24:32,853 --> 00:24:34,373
Those are our people.
694
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,093
- What?
- What?
695
00:24:36,293 --> 00:24:37,963
Fake protest, get
on social media,
696
00:24:38,163 --> 00:24:39,270
part of the visibility plan.
697
00:24:39,294 --> 00:24:41,144
Ah, the classic false flag.
698
00:24:41,344 --> 00:24:43,444
Three-dimensional chess, huh.
699
00:24:47,744 --> 00:24:49,064
Fuck!
700
00:24:49,265 --> 00:24:50,325
Thing is, Mr. Pollard,
701
00:24:50,525 --> 00:24:52,585
I only tried out
so I could skip PE.
702
00:24:52,785 --> 00:24:55,205
Sure, but you had a
really good audition.
703
00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:56,395
You got a big part.
704
00:24:56,465 --> 00:24:57,685
Vasques kinda sucks.
705
00:24:57,885 --> 00:24:59,205
Exactly. I mean,
some people suck.
706
00:25:00,546 --> 00:25:02,636
But they're still people.
707
00:25:06,116 --> 00:25:07,692
Look, that's what was
always interesting to me,
708
00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:10,997
like, as an actor, just...
709
00:25:11,197 --> 00:25:14,087
good or, uh, bad or whatever,
710
00:25:14,287 --> 00:25:16,877
just, you know,
finding that-that...
711
00:25:17,077 --> 00:25:19,577
piece of humanity
in a-a character
712
00:25:19,777 --> 00:25:21,407
that the audience connects with.
713
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,888
For me, it's less about acting
and more about reacting.
714
00:25:24,088 --> 00:25:25,088
Cloris, not now.
715
00:25:26,268 --> 00:25:28,978
It's just a bunch of pretending.
716
00:25:29,178 --> 00:25:31,738
Like, what's it good for?
717
00:25:31,938 --> 00:25:34,879
Well, pretend things
can mean something too.
718
00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:35,769
What do you mean,
719
00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,289
not paying?
720
00:25:37,489 --> 00:25:38,815
I said, due to
damage to the venue,
721
00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:40,289
I will pay next month.
722
00:25:40,489 --> 00:25:41,735
But n... I don't need
the money next month.
723
00:25:41,759 --> 00:25:42,859
I need the money now.
724
00:25:43,059 --> 00:25:43,780
Well, talk to the Rowdy Boys.
725
00:25:45,590 --> 00:25:47,520
Look, I have expenses.
I gotta pay my people.
726
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,000
I have van payments.
727
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,870
And I'm in the same boat.
728
00:25:51,070 --> 00:25:52,136
Wanna have your
lawyer call mine?
729
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,590
My lawyer?
730
00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:55,571
Ugh. Jesus Christ.
731
00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:58,861
So... sorry, we're not
getting paid this week?
732
00:25:59,061 --> 00:26:01,841
Party Down will be reimbursed...
733
00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:04,711
- down the road.
- Down the road is...
734
00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:06,062
I'm fucked.
735
00:26:06,262 --> 00:26:08,582
You f... you're
fucked? M-my van.
736
00:26:08,782 --> 00:26:10,962
Yeah, and you know I
have to get my car fixed.
737
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:14,282
You know my ex-wife
i-i-is gonna kill me.
738
00:26:14,482 --> 00:26:15,983
- I know, but...
- Okay, well,
739
00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:18,113
what happened to, "Been there"?
740
00:26:18,313 --> 00:26:20,813
What happened to,
"I feel your pain"?
741
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,233
I do, but...
742
00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:25,973
But you're trying to
reach the common man,
743
00:26:26,173 --> 00:26:28,124
but you know nothing
about the common man.
744
00:26:28,324 --> 00:26:31,954
You don't give a shit about
the common man, seriously.
745
00:26:32,154 --> 00:26:34,314
You're looking a common man
right in the eyes right now
746
00:26:34,504 --> 00:26:36,354
and totally fucking him over.
747
00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:40,665
I mean, Jesus Christ,
I'm 46 years old.
748
00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:45,235
My ex-wife is going
to kill me in court.
749
00:26:45,435 --> 00:26:47,585
They're going to take
away my fucking car...
750
00:26:47,785 --> 00:26:49,566
My car!
751
00:26:49,766 --> 00:26:51,806
They're gonna take my home.
I don't know what else.
752
00:26:52,006 --> 00:26:53,456
I have nothing.
753
00:26:53,656 --> 00:26:55,986
I have nothing.
754
00:26:58,096 --> 00:27:00,467
I-I...
755
00:27:02,847 --> 00:27:04,467
I have nothing.
756
00:27:07,337 --> 00:27:09,607
Stuart, the manager of the venue
757
00:27:09,807 --> 00:27:10,968
would like to speak with you.
758
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,878
Dermott, can you, um,
759
00:27:15,078 --> 00:27:17,388
cover the invoice
for these people?
760
00:27:19,218 --> 00:27:20,308
Sure.
761
00:27:25,789 --> 00:27:27,369
And tip's included.
762
00:27:27,569 --> 00:27:29,589
I assume this means
763
00:27:29,789 --> 00:27:31,589
Hitler's Germany remains
764
00:27:31,789 --> 00:27:34,110
the key example in
my presentation?
765
00:27:38,110 --> 00:27:40,400
Yes...
766
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,600
for now.
767
00:27:48,601 --> 00:27:50,421
Fucking Nazis.
768
00:27:54,212 --> 00:27:55,422
See?
769
00:27:55,622 --> 00:27:56,692
Pretend.
770
00:28:03,052 --> 00:28:04,403
I'm 42, by the way.
771
00:28:17,284 --> 00:28:18,684
Just, like,
fists everywhere.
772
00:28:18,844 --> 00:28:20,514
It was actually amazing.
773
00:28:20,714 --> 00:28:22,080
You know, when they
were whaling on me,
774
00:28:22,104 --> 00:28:24,014
it was, like, the most
alive I've ever felt.
775
00:28:24,214 --> 00:28:25,340
Don't you have a big
audition tomorrow?
776
00:28:25,364 --> 00:28:26,945
Oh, yeah. Why?
777
00:28:28,515 --> 00:28:30,635
I can't believe that's you.
778
00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:32,745
That's my favorite meme.
779
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,435
What the hell is this? No.
780
00:28:35,955 --> 00:28:39,406
This is "Are we
having fun yet?"
781
00:28:39,606 --> 00:28:41,966
See, talking about
a beer commercial.
782
00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:43,796
Wait, you were in a commercial?
783
00:28:43,996 --> 00:28:45,496
Like, a national campaign?
784
00:28:45,696 --> 00:28:47,757
Yup. Helped pay for
a brand-new car.
785
00:28:49,847 --> 00:28:50,917
Oh!
786
00:28:53,137 --> 00:28:54,727
Are we having fun yet?
787
00:28:54,927 --> 00:28:56,177
Whoa.
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