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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about
it before the meeting tomorrow.
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I got to go.
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- Who was that?
- Marjorie.
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- You called her?
- She called me.
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Why would she call you?
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She's having some problems with Victor.
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Oh, God. What?
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As it turns out, he
has some sexual needs
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that are causing her
to reevaluate some...
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long-held beliefs.
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Okay. Heard enough.
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Yeah. I suggested some breathing
exercises that might relax her.
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Please stop.
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Oh, I also told her she
needed a safe word.
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Good night, Mom.
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Wait a minute.
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Marjorie doesn't call you about sex.
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You guys are throwing me a
surprise party, aren't you?
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What?
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No.
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Come on, my birthday's on Saturday.
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You and the girls have been
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whispering around me the past few days.
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Well, if you must know, we've been
whispering about your haircut.
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We were gonna loop you
in once it grew out.
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What's wrong with my haircut?
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You look like a woman playing
a small boy in a play.
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Nice try.
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You're throwing me a party.
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Just so you know, I'm working Saturday
night, so it would have to be Friday.
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And I love karaoke and taco bars.
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Oh, and don't let Marjorie make
her German chocolate cake.
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The Berlin Wall went down easier.
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- Jill's pregnant.
- What?
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Two months... that's what
we've been whispering about.
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Wait.
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- Everyone knows except me?
- She told us not to tell you.
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- Why are you telling me now?
- Because I want to go to sleep.
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I can't believe she's freezing me out.
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Well, she probably took it
personally when you told her
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she wouldn't be a good mother.
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She wouldn't and you know it.
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Yeah, but I didn't say it to her face
in a fertility clinic five minutes
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before she had her eggs extracted.
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Was I supposed to wait till the
doctor greased up the speculum?
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Ugh!
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You know I hate that word.
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And what did she think,
that I wasn't gonna notice
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when she started showing?
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No. But she's really happy right now, and
she didn't want you to ruin her joy.
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Wait till she's up all night
with a screaming baby,
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that's what'll ruin her joy.
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Yeah. And that right there is why you
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won't be getting an invite
to the baby shower,
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which will be here, so
make yourself scarce.
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You know what? I don't care.
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Let her have a baby. Hope
it all works out great.
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None of my business.
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Night.
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Night.
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Oh. I just realized what I can get
you for your birthday... a hat.
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I for one am glad you told Christy.
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I'm not comfortable lying to people.
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That's 'cause you don't do it enough.
It's a muscle, you got to work it.
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She actually thought all the whispering
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was us planning her
surprise birthday party.
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Oh, that's right, it's her
birthday this weekend.
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Hey, how about we really do
throw her a surprise party?
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Oh, that's a great idea. I can
make my German chocolate cake.
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Oh! It is Christy's favorite.
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Good.
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Wait, I don't know if you're
telling the truth or not.
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And that's what makes me the most
interesting person at this table.
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Shh.
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You don't have to "Shh" anymore.
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I know Jill's pregnant.
And you hate my hair.
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We don't hate it, we're just
afraid you were drinking again.
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Christy, why don't you reach
out to Jill and make up?
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I tried. You saw.
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I mean, how many times
do you have to apologize
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for telling somebody that
they're an entitled princess
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who has no clue how to raise a child?
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I'm gonna go with 23.
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It's like when your friend
breaks up with a guy,
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and you tell her that you
always hated him and then
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they end up getting married.
What do you do?
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You show up, you throw
rice, you move on.
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Actually, you're not supposed
to throw rice anymore.
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The birds choke on it.
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Good, Wendy. You got the
point she was making.
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Christy, the baby train
is leaving the station.
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- You need to hop on board.
- Hey, you got the hat for it.
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But why do I have to be
the one to apologize?
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She said I was a lousy mother.
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I've met your kids. She's not wrong.
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What are you gonna do, stay
angry at Jill forever?
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Which forces us all to choose sides.
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Choose sides? You're my mother.
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Yeah, but she's got a lot of
money and I can be bought.
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- Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.
- Hi, Jill.
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Well, let's see, things have been
going pretty good the last few weeks.
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Um, finally finished the
remodel of my master bathroom,
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so my marble nightmare is over.
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We all know how good that feels.
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Let's see, what else?
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Um...
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Oh, I can't keep a secret. I'm pregnant.
I'm gonna have a baby!
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It's a little early to talk about it, but
I'm just so thrilled and I didn't want
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y'all thinking I'm turning into a fatty.
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No.
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It's crazy how much I
love this little biscuit
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cooking inside me, and I
just can't wait for her
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to get here and start loving me back.
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I'm gonna dress her up, and
take her on long walks,
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and play in the park...
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You realize she could be
talking about a Chihuahua.
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I'd be lying if I said doing
this on my own wasn't scary.
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But ever since I've been sober, I've
never had to do anything alone.
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And I think it's gonna be
the same way with this.
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So... thank you.
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Oh!
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And spread the word...
baby bump, not muffin top.
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Would anyone else like to share?
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I'll go.
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Hi. I'm Wendy, and I'm an alcoholic...
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- I'm really happy for you.
- Hi, Wendy.
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I know I'm not
supposed to crosstalk, but...
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One down, 22 to go.
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- What do you think?
- Oh, Jill, it's beautiful.
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This is nicer than my house.
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Well, I should hope so.
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What's a nursery without
a crystal chandelier?
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I know, right?
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My daughter will never have to know
the horrors of recessed lighting.
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- Oh, my stork alert.
- "Stork alert"?
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Yeah. It's this app I signed up for.
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It sends me texts to tell me
about my baby's progress.
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Day 54... she's a little
bigger than a blueberry.
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Hey, I had some of your babies on
my Rice Krispies this morning.
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Bonnie, just because you think it,
doesn't mean you have to say it.
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Can you guess what I'm
thinking right now?
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It's okay, Marjorie.
Nothing can bring me down.
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Look at me, I'm glowing, and I
didn't even get my peel this week.
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Since you're in such a good mood, why
don't you come to my house Friday night,
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we're having a little party.
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Oh, we love parties. Don't we, princess?
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- Yeah, it's for Christy's birthday.
- We're busy.
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She's hating for two, now.
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Come on, Jill.
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You guys have been best
friends for so long.
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Yeah, well, not anymore.
Friends support each other.
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As far as I'm concerned,
she's dead to me.
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And when someone's dead to me, I
don't go to their birthday parties,
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because, you know, they're dead.
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♪ We are never, ever ♪
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♪ Ever getting back together ♪
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Hey!
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Sorry, you're making my teeth hurt.
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Come on, help me with these balloons.
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I was better at karaoke
when I was drinking.
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I wasn't there, but no you weren't.
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- Oh, God. Surprise!
- Calm down, it's just me.
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Welcome
to the party, Marjorie!
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Ready to get freaky?
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Lovely. I made my German chocolate cake.
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Christy's gonna be so excited!
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It's Jill.
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Oh, I hope she changed
her mind about coming.
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Hi, honey, what's going on?
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If you ever want to tie
something to your ankle
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when you jump off a bridge...
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Oh, my God, you guys!
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You guys?
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Hello?
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Ugh...
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- Yeah. Christy?
- Mom, it's me.
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What's going on? Where is everybody?
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Oh honey, I'm sorry. We had
to run over to Jill's.
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I've got really bad news.
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- What happened?
- She lost the baby.
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She won't eat.
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- Did she see I put bacon on it?
- I don't know.
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Well, all right, give it here.
I'll eat it.
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It's a sin to waste bacon.
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This is just heartbreaking.
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It is.
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But Jill's been through a lot in
her life, she'll get through this.
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And she'll get through it sober.
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It's kind of a shame. The doctor
gave her some quality narcotics.
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"Kind of a shame"?
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Yeah, she can't take 'em and
you won't let me sell 'em.
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Right?
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Eat your bacon.
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Hello? Mom? Anybody?
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In here.
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- How's she doing?
- Not good.
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What happened?
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Apparently she had a routine
checkup with her doctor,
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and they couldn't find the heartbeat.
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I want to see her.
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I don't know if that's a good idea.
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Mom, we had a fight.
Friends fight sometimes.
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- I'll bring her some tea.
- That's mine, but okay.
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Hey, can I come in?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm your friend. I love you.
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Just go away.
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Jill, please, just give me a minute.
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I brought tea.
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I don't want tea.
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Okay, well, I'll just put...
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are you a coaster person?
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Just put it down.
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I want you to know how sorry I am.
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Why would you be sorry?
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You didn't want me to have
this baby in the first place.
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Well, you win.
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Oh, my God, Jill.
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I would never want this to happen.
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Just get out.
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Jill, please.
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Get out!
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I can't tell her "I told you
so," but you guys know.
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She hates me.
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Honey, she's just been through a lot
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and she's taking it out on you.
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Why don't you go home,
give her some space?
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We're gonna stay and keep an eye on her.
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Okay.
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Call me if you need anything.
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Actually, since you're going home,
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could you bring back my swimsuit?
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Are you kidding?
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You're right, I can swim naked.
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It's just us gals.
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That is the saddest birthday ever.
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For Christy?
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Not even top five.
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Hi, I'm Christy, I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Christy.
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I don't usually go to midnight meetings.
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I'm usually asleep.
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Nice to know you can do both.
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Thing is I don't even want
to be here right now.
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I'd rather be comforting my
friend who's in a lot of pain,
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but she doesn't want me around
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'cause I told her the truth.
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Well, I thought it was the truth.
250
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I guess it might've
just been my opinion.
251
00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:34,739
Oh, God.
252
00:12:34,741 --> 00:12:37,509
I've turned into that
obnoxious sober person
253
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who tells everybody how
to live their life.
254
00:12:40,581 --> 00:12:42,581
Meanwhile I'm wearing this stupid hat
255
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,217
'cause I thought I could
give myself a haircut.
256
00:12:47,354 --> 00:12:50,322
Anyway, it's my birthday
257
00:12:50,324 --> 00:12:52,023
and if anybody's hungry,
258
00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:55,427
there's 25 pounds of
German chocolate brick
259
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on the table.
260
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Thanks.
261
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Don't clap, I don't want to wake him.
262
00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:12,210
Hey.
263
00:13:12,212 --> 00:13:14,145
Hey.
264
00:13:14,147 --> 00:13:16,047
Should you be out of bed?
265
00:13:16,049 --> 00:13:18,617
No, but...
266
00:13:18,619 --> 00:13:22,654
I wanted to try being
sad in another room.
267
00:13:22,656 --> 00:13:24,589
What you doing?
268
00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:26,458
Just having a late night snack.
269
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,060
I wasn't even hungry,
270
00:13:29,062 --> 00:13:32,797
but I saw you had the rib
eye and the indoor grill.
271
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- What's that?
- Oh.
272
00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:38,904
Some folks from the meeting sent it
273
00:13:38,906 --> 00:13:40,372
to congratulate you.
274
00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:44,776
Let me just make it go... away.
275
00:13:44,778 --> 00:13:48,947
There, it's gone.
276
00:13:48,949 --> 00:13:51,850
Why'd I tell everyone at the
meeting I was pregnant?
277
00:13:51,852 --> 00:13:53,184
It's okay.
278
00:13:53,186 --> 00:13:54,519
You were excited.
279
00:13:54,521 --> 00:13:57,689
But now everybody's
gonna want to hug me,
280
00:13:57,691 --> 00:14:01,393
and tell me how their sister or
their cousin had a miscarriage.
281
00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:03,762
Yeah, well, that's the
problem with support groups.
282
00:14:03,764 --> 00:14:06,464
People will try to support you.
283
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:09,534
Everybody's gonna be thinking,
284
00:14:09,536 --> 00:14:12,037
"Oh, poor Jill, she has
perfect cheek bones,
285
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:14,940
but she'll never be a mom."
286
00:14:14,942 --> 00:14:16,274
Why never?
287
00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:18,610
I don't know.
288
00:14:18,612 --> 00:14:20,912
Doesn't seem like it's in the cards.
289
00:14:22,349 --> 00:14:24,349
I just keep feeling
like I'm being punished
290
00:14:24,351 --> 00:14:26,117
for all the things I
did wrong in my life.
291
00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:28,820
Oh, come on, if you had to be
a good person to have a baby,
292
00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:30,255
I wouldn't have Christy.
293
00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:34,192
Can we not talk about her right now?
294
00:14:34,194 --> 00:14:37,062
Of course.
295
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,899
But one thing.
296
00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:43,034
I know she really hurt your
feelings when she said
297
00:14:43,036 --> 00:14:44,669
you might not make the best mother,
298
00:14:44,671 --> 00:14:46,938
but that wasn't about you.
299
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,007
It was about me.
300
00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:50,875
Really?
301
00:14:50,877 --> 00:14:53,011
I mean, in case you haven't been
listening the past few years,
302
00:14:53,013 --> 00:14:55,647
I was a really lousy mother.
303
00:14:55,649 --> 00:14:59,017
So, what, she gets to take it out on me?
304
00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:01,586
Oh, she takes it out on everyone.
305
00:15:01,588 --> 00:15:03,021
We were at the movies once,
306
00:15:03,023 --> 00:15:04,823
and she flipped out on a
mom who bought her kid
307
00:15:04,825 --> 00:15:06,324
one of those giant sodas.
308
00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:09,894
That's bad? Apparently.
309
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:19,004
Maybe the reason that
I was so upset is...
310
00:15:19,006 --> 00:15:22,540
there's a little part of me
that's afraid she was right.
311
00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,377
She doesn't know.
312
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,314
I grew up bouncing from one
foster home to another.
313
00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:31,182
I thought anyone who
didn't smack me around
314
00:15:31,184 --> 00:15:32,951
was mother of the year.
315
00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:35,253
Oh, my God.
316
00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:37,822
The only thing I know for sure is that
317
00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:41,860
if you had a baby, you
would love it like crazy.
318
00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,461
And that's all that matters.
319
00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:53,138
When did you become
the strong, supportive one?
320
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:57,509
Meat gives me strength.
321
00:16:01,281 --> 00:16:04,115
You sure you won't come down
and have breakfast with us?
322
00:16:04,117 --> 00:16:05,083
I'm okay.
323
00:16:05,085 --> 00:16:06,117
Bonnie grilled me up
324
00:16:06,119 --> 00:16:07,585
some sea bass last night.
325
00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:10,455
Hi.
326
00:16:10,457 --> 00:16:13,091
It's me, your favorite person.
327
00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:15,293
Hi.
328
00:16:15,295 --> 00:16:16,694
Can I come in?
329
00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:20,465
Yeah, sure.
330
00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:24,235
I'll go see if Bonnie's out of the pool.
331
00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:25,437
She's not.
332
00:16:25,439 --> 00:16:29,974
You might want to bring her a robe.
333
00:16:31,578 --> 00:16:35,947
I hope you understand when
I said the things I said,
334
00:16:35,949 --> 00:16:38,349
it was because you were in a dark place,
335
00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:40,351
and I was worried you were
trying to get pregnant
336
00:16:40,353 --> 00:16:42,020
for the wrong reasons.
337
00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:46,024
But I never should've said
338
00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:48,193
you weren't cut out to be a mother.
339
00:16:48,195 --> 00:16:49,627
I'm sorry.
340
00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:53,898
I had no right to tell you
how to live your life.
341
00:16:56,169 --> 00:16:57,435
Thank you.
342
00:16:57,437 --> 00:17:00,705
And I really miss being your friend.
343
00:17:00,707 --> 00:17:03,975
I miss you, too.
344
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:14,886
It's my baby app.
345
00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:17,555
Today would've been day 57.
346
00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:19,824
Oh.
347
00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:35,319
- Sorry I'm late.
- It's okay.
348
00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:36,410
How'd it go at the doctor's?
349
00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:38,218
Fine, he said that I could
350
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:40,125
start trying to get pregnant
again if I want to.
351
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,550
Oh, that's great news.
352
00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:43,518
Jill, I would really love another chance
353
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,253
to be your pregnancy partner.
354
00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:47,155
That's sweet, but no.
355
00:17:47,157 --> 00:17:48,557
I thought we were good.
356
00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:49,925
We are.
357
00:17:49,927 --> 00:17:51,860
I've just decided not to try again.
358
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,995
You don't want to be a mom anymore?
359
00:17:53,997 --> 00:17:56,431
No, I do, but, um...
360
00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:59,367
I think I'm gonna do it another way.
361
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,403
I'm gonna foster a child.
362
00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:02,871
Jill, that's wonderful.
363
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,339
- I love that. - Really?
- That's great.
364
00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:06,074
Yeah, well, Bonnie was telling me
365
00:18:06,076 --> 00:18:08,743
about what a rough time she had
and how there's all these kids
366
00:18:08,745 --> 00:18:10,712
who bounce around the system.
367
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,848
And I can't think of anything better
368
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,750
than to be able to give
one of them a good home.
369
00:18:15,752 --> 00:18:17,519
That's gonna be one lucky kid.
370
00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:22,057
Hold up, just to be
clear, something I said
371
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,526
changed the course of
your life for the better?
372
00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:27,195
Yeah, feels like it.
373
00:18:27,197 --> 00:18:29,531
Are you listening to this?
374
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:30,765
I heard.
375
00:18:31,209 --> 00:18:32,657
So we all agree,
376
00:18:32,682 --> 00:18:33,948
I'm our new leader.
377
00:18:36,518 --> 00:18:39,985
First order of business, what are
we gonna do about Christy's hair?
378
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,416
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