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This is my boss,

Jonathan hart,
a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady
who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy,
'cause when they met...

It was murder.

[♪♪]

[Barks]

I only had the
pleasure of meeting loring Nichols once,

and that was
on a train between Boston and New York.

Yeah, we just
bumped into each other,

and, uh, I told
him an idea I had,

and he said, "kid, I like that."

You want that too? Certainly do.

He wrote me a check for $50,000.

I love that story.

I like it too. Gin.

Gin?

All right, senator, we'll see you down
there. Bye-bye.

How was the
senator? The senator's doing great.

Said he wouldn't miss this party for all
the boll weevil's on his side of the isle.

Army archerd's column
says the whole who's who

of the celebrity world's
gonna be at this shindig.

I don't get this guy,
Nichols. He's a hermit.

Why should he be
throwing a big bash?

It's not just a party, Max.

It's the opening of
his new resort.

Lot of people
think this guy's dead.

Well, he is a... a recluse.

I'll say. He hasn't
been seen in public for almost seven years.

You know, i... I'm sort of sorry

I won't be able
to have a chance to meet this character.

Maybe we could sneak him in.

Yeah. No, no, no.

That's all
right. You just drop me off in freeport.

I got a lucky table
waiting for me there.

Not to mention a lucky lady.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you gonna play?

Certainly.

Gin.

Gin?

Yeah.

[♪♪]

[Classical music
playing over stereo]

Morning, Mr. Nichols. Feeling
better, are we, this morning?

Oh, I always feel better
before you show up.

You're like
one of those damned hospital nurses.

Feeling pretty good,
and then all of a sudden

they come by
with their needles and their thermometers.

Take that damn thing away.

Now, you know it's a good idea

to keep a check on your pulse.

Why? You did it yesterday. What do
you wanna find out?

I've been
from here to the bedroom and back.

How much stress is
there in that?

Mr. Nichols, are you giving the doctor
a hard time?

Oh, Victoria, would
you take this quack away?

[Music stops]
Oh, aren't you being unfair?

I didn't get to be one
of the richest men in the world being fair.

Yes, but hasn't Dr. Barber made lots
of pains go away?

Yeah, and everything else.

Which would you prefer,
pain or euphoria?

Well, better use this arm.

The other one's a pincushion.

[Groans]

Victoria, what
would I do without you?

Probably scold somebody else.

[Chuckles]

I've got some papers here

that need your signature.

Uh-huh.

Oh, I can taste that
one already.

What kind of papers?

Routine. Mostly to
do with the hotel. Proposals.

These glasses are obsol...

Obsolete.

As soon as you're up and around,

we'll get you an examination.

Have
the lawyers looked at these papers?

Upside down and backwards.

There. All done.

He'll be out for
at least four hours.

I'll put your music
back on, Mr. Nichols.

[Classical music playing]

Well, now that
that's taken care of,

our
plan should proceed without a hitch.

I've got an hour to spare.

What are you up to?

[Man] Flowers for the lady.

Flowers for the lady.

[Steel drum music playing]

[Woman] How much for these?

Darling, did you
realize The Bahamas was the first place

that Christopher
Columbus set foot in the new world?

And he probably couldn't
find a decent hotel room.

Oh, that was Henry
de beauchamp's job.

I thought he had a
restaurant in Beverly Hills.

Henry de beauchamp?
He was a pirate.

That's the one.

He has a restaurant in Beverly Hills.
He's a pirate.

Come on. Ah, no.

You gotta fill me in
on the local color.

Flowers, sir?
Flowers for the lady?

Oh, look. Oh, thanks very much.

Here you are.

[Jennifer] Ohh.

There you
go, darling. Lovely. Thank you, darling.

Isn't that a beautiful hotel?

Ah, sure is.

They don't make them
like that anymore.

[Jennifer]
Henry de beauchamp built that hotel

as
a wedding present to his new bride.

[Jonathan] How
romantic. He's a man after my own heart.

Well, he's no loring Nichols,

but he certainly had
his heart in the right place.

Well, so is
mine. My heart, it's right next to me.

I know.

Mmm.

Mr. and Mrs. Hart.

Greetings.
Welcome to The Bahamas excelsior.

Well, did you
have a nice flight?

Very nice, thank you.

I'm Roger tween, the director.

Jolly good day, isn't it?

Very jolly, Roger. My
wife was just saying the same thing.

Isn't this beautiful?

Yes, the old mansion's
been refurbished,

maintaining the original
architecture, of course.

Lovely.

It's very quiet.

Well, we're
not officially open. Not until next week.

Uh, the people
here are Mr. Nichols' special guests.

How is Mr. Nichols these days?

Frankly, we haven't
seen him since his arrival.

We're hoping
he'll make an exception in this instance.

Well, I certainly hope so.

Well, if you'd
like to freshen up,

we'll
see you for luncheon on the veranda.

Thank you.

[Jonathan] Mr. Tween.

[Local music playing]

You and John Forsythe
are coming to town

to testify before my committee

about the wild
mustang situation.

Yes, we are. I was
flattered they asked me to join them.

Well, knowing
you as well as I do,

you'll make a wonderful witness.

Does that mean we
have your vote, senator?

No
fair lobbying, now, on my own time.

I'm just here as
a gentleman farmer.

Yes.

Oh, there's Victoria dickenson,

loring Nichols' right-hand lady.

Uh, Victoria.

Hello. [Senator]
I read that article

in fortunemagazine about you, and it
was wonderful.

Just wonderful. Well, thank you.

Uh, you know Jonathan and Jennifer
hart.

[Both] How do you do?

I saw your article in
town & Country.

I must say,
your profiles fared far better than mine.

Well, thank you.

Uh, Victoria's
being modest, as well as charming.

When she was a junior assistant

in congressman
bellwood's office,

I knew then and
there that this little lady would go far.

Oh, well, the
senator from the south is recognized

for a little cornpone himself.

Oh, excuse
me. I see Howard cosell over there.

I wanna go exchange
some statistics.

[Laughs] Bye-bye, senator.

Bye.

Have you everything you need?

Yes, thank you.

Is there any chance
of saying hello to loring?

Well, it's his wish to
see as many as possible.

He made
up the guest list himself.

There's people
from the past he still holds fondness for.

We're very pleased
that he included us.

E-Excuse me. I see
some new arrivals.

Of course.

Thank you.

She's a lot younger
than I imagined.

Mm-hm.

Very powerful lady.

The woman behind the throne.

Look who's over there. Scotty!

Jennifer.

Hi. Jonathan.

What are
you doing here? Scotty, how are you?

Not what. Why?

We are about to hear
my learned colleague's latest theory.

Uh, not yet.

But I will say we're
all here to bear witness.

To what?

Uh-uh. Being the scrupulous
reporter that I am,

I'm not ready
to libel myself until I have all the facts.

But you do have
a sound suspicion?

Sound?

[Laughs]

Funny you
should say that. Take a look around.

Well, it certainly
is the a group.

Impressive credentials. What do you
wanna bet not a person in this place

has had anything to do with loring
Nichols in the last four or five years?

Well, I haven't for 10 years.

But what's your point?

Well, that's the story
for now. Film at 11.

Oh, come on,
Scotty. You can't leave us hanging.

Okay. Look over there.

[Jennifer] Laura bishop.

The ex-Mrs. Loring Nichols.

Yeah, and ex-movie queen.

Nichols gave her up
along with the business.

She has an audience
with his nibs at 2:00.

Nichols has a
whole wing up there.

And he's guarded
like king Solomon's mine.

He domain
is off-limits, unless you have the key.

Ah, and you are
looking for the key?

I already made my own.

You've been up there?

Unofficially.

You've talked to him?

Soon. And
if my theory is correct,

I could have the biggest scoop since
Richard Nixon

left his footprint in his mouth.

Well, uh, listen, guys,
I, uh, hate to gossip and run,

but there goes my pulitzer.

Bye-bye.

So long, Scotty.

Hmmm.

Hey, look over there.

The champ. The champ.

[Laughs]

Hey, champ.

Jonathan. How are you?

Jennifer. What's happening?

I gotta tell you. Next to me,

you're the prettiest
people in town.

[Both chuckle]

Well, say, we saw
your latest on television.

You are referring to
my beer commercial?

Uh, no, I think
it was baby powder.

I was beautiful, wasn't I?

[Chuckles]

Listen, uh, is it true?

Are you gonna
hang up your gloves?

Well, cosell keeps bugging me
about a comeback, and I told him,

I don't hit nobody for
less than a million.

[Laughs]

[Sighs]

Did you have a pleasant trip?

Ah, yes, very nice. Thank you.

[Sighs]

Eddie, take us up to
Mr. Nichols' suite.

Funny. I was married to the guy.

So why do I feel
like I'm going to the principal's office?

[Victoria] Don't be nervous.
Mr. Nichols is very anxious to see you.

[Knock on door]

[Man] Laura, come in please.

[Woman] Aren't you
being a bit unfair?

[Camera clicking]

[Indistinct speech]

[Scotty] Two loring Nichols?

[Woman]
Are you giving the doctor a hard time?

[Inaudible speech]

Uh, hi. Listen,
I'm with the hotel.

I was getting
some post card shots.

Uh, hey.

Look, he's
not gonna be real happy about this,

so why don't
we just forget it, and you give me the...?

Turn around.

Come on. Hey, buddy, look.

Great view you got there.

I'm just up here
getting some... ah!

[People screaming]

[♪♪]

[Man] I, uh, appreciate you giving us
the identification.

I know it's a rather
grisly business.

[Jennifer] I think we
must've been the last people to see Scotty.

Other than
the person that helped him off the roof.

Uh, in point of fact, Mr. Hart,

uh, there is no
indication of foul play.

Inspector, didn't you say

that there wasn't any
film in the camera?

That is correct.

Well, doesn't that strike
you as a little strange?

I didn't think photography
was part of his work.

Well, he wasn't up
on the roof to catch the view.

Frankly, Mr. Hart, there
is some question as to, uh...

How he accomplished that.

Scotty told
us that he was on to something big.

But he didn't say what it was?

Well, we don't
think he actually knew.

No, but I think that
he was getting close.

Mr. Hart, Mrs. Hart.

I-I appreciate your, uh,

distress at this most
unfortunate accident.

Accident?

Incident.

I'm still haunted
by what Scotty said.

What was that?

He said we were all here

to bear witness.

To what?

Murder.

[♪♪]

[Doctor] He'll be out
for at least four hours.

[Victoria] I'll put
your music back on.

This is the only tape you found?

Yes, miss dickenson.

- Pictures?
- No, sir.

I don't like it.

There
is nothing incriminating on this tape.

He was close, but...

You did the right thing.

Throw a man off a roof?

Michael, he fell.

An overeager reporter

going after some
candids of the reclusive loring Nichols.

The police have bought it.

Why is it so difficult for you?

Victoria, I am a doctor.

I am supposed to save lives.

Michael, this
is no time to recite the hippocratic oath.

Make sure this is destroyed.

Yes, ma'am.

Fox, there
is one thing that I'm disturbed about.

How did that
man get up on the roof?

I don't know.

Find out.

I don't want any other
unannounced visitors.

Yes, ma'am.

You're not
gonna fall apart on me now, are you?

Why do we have to
have all these people?

How many times
do I have to tell you,

I can't manipulate an empire

if everyone thinks
the emperor doesn't exist.

I know. I know.

Do I have to remind
you how long we've been working on this?

There were bound to be unexpected
complications.

Why
don't you go check on your patient?

Oh, that's fine. Thank you.

Oh, lovely.

Thank you.

Well, nothing like watching
the bubbles go up

as the sun goes down. No toast?

Let's see.

To pirates and other lovers.

May they always
keep up the tradition.

Aww. I'll drink to that.

Miss bishop. Hello.

Hello.

Do we know each other?

Uh, no, we don't. I'm,
uh, Jonathan hart.

This is my wife Jennifer.

Nice to meet you.

We're fans. As
a matter of fact, we have been for years.

Ah. Please don't tell
me how long.

Would you like to join us?

Oh, no, thank you.
I'm... I'm meeting someone.

Thank you.

I'm curious. I understand
that you saw loring Nichols today.

Yes, his majesty
deigned to see me.

And may I ask,
what did you think?

Well, considering he's
been in a cocoon for the last 10 years,

it wasn't any butterfly
that popped out.

Oh, you're saying

that, uh, he's a little
frayed around the edges?

Well, the truth is, he's
not much different.

Loring always needed
personality lessons.

Ah, there's my friend.

Very nice meeting you.

Nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you.

She looks great, huh?

Oesn't she? D yeah.

Hello. Excuse
me, may I have a word with you, Mr. Hart?

Certainly.

This is Dr. Barber,
Mr. Nichols' personal physician.

How do you do, doctor?

How do you do?

Mr. and Mrs. Hart.

Mr. Nichols would like to know

if you would like
to get together now.

We certainly would.

Mr. Nichols would
prefer to see you alone.

He doesn't really
know Mrs. Hart. You do understand?

Of course.

Dr. Barber would be delighted to keep
you company.

You go on, darling.

I'll see you in
a minute, darling, all right?

Willie, will you show
Mr. Hart the way?

I'd be happy to.

Excuse me, doctor.

Doctor, would you
show Mrs. Hart the casino?

Why, I'd love to.

Then I'd be delighted to see it.

Shall we?

[♪♪]

Mr. Nichols.

I could ask how you been,

but I know
you've doing very well.

Lovely wife, very successful.

Not as successful
as me, of course.

But doing very well.

Would you ever
guess that $50,000

would bring you here today?

Well, I'm very flattered that
you've been keeping tabs on me.

Not at all, not at all.

I don't send Christmas cards,

but I like to see what
my friends are up to.

So that's the
reason for the party?

Well, when
you put a new rudder into an old ship,

you like to
give her a proper launching, don't you?

You've launched a lot of ships.

I haven't read about you
in the social pages of the New York times.

[Laughs]

I guess I'm just
about as transparent as hell, aren't I?

I doubt that.

You want the truth?

Well, you always said
that the truth

was, uh, what it was all about.

Yes, I did, didn't I?

It was, uh, too bad
about Scotty.

Yes, it was. You know, that piece in
the new yorker

back in 1970
was the best interview ever done on me.

Not flattering... I won't
say it was flattering.

But truthful.

Why didn't he just
take his place in line?

You were about
to tell me the truth.

Oh, yes, well.

My board says that
I need a board to tell me what to do.

Now, in the old
days, I used to tell people what to do.

What did they tell you to do?

Well, they
say you can't run a business in limbo,

that people
are beginning to talk.

That "loring
Nichols is here, is he there, is he dead,

or is he an old doddering fool,

spitting up all over himself?"

So we're all here to
bear witness?

Right. That's good.

That's what Scotty said, 10 minutes
before he died.

Bright boy, Scotty.

Brandy?

Thanks.

May I ask you a question?

Shoot.

Well, it's none of my business,

but, uh, you've been selling
off a lot of your old interests,

and I have
a considerable amount of your stock.

Is there anything I should know?

[Chuckles]

Oh, just creating a
little cash flow.

I've got my eye on an airline.

Well, if you need my help,

you, uh, you will
ask me, won't you?

Don't think that loring
Nichols would hesitate

to call in your
marker if he needed it.

How did it go?

All right.

What's wrong?

He was lying to me.

About what?

I don't know.

It was just
something about him that didn't jell.

It was as if he
couldn't look at me straight in the eye.

Hmmm.

Maybe he's having
financial problems.

Well, whatever it is,
something's going on.

Well, darling, you've only
seen him once, and it was 10 years ago.

He's older now.

Yes, but a man
with that kind of will doesn't change.

I'd like to get up there,
where Scotty was.

But I thought
we had to have a key to get on that floor.

That or a very tall man.

Get in the
elevator and take it up to the top floor.

What are you gonna do?

I'll be on the observation deck.

Wait for my signal, all right?

[♪♪]

It's all right. I'm wearing,
uh, elevator shoes.

Let her go.

Uhh-

what floor, please?

Uh, four, please.

Going up.

[Man] Is that you, Victoria?

Mr. Nichols?

Mr. Nichols, it's Jonathan hart.

Who?

Your friend,

Jonathan hart.

Oh, Jonathan, yes.

How are you?

Better than you.

What's going on?

Going on...

Going...

Don't worry, loring.

We'll get you out of here.

[♪♪]

[Woman] Is that you, Bernard?

Uh-huh.

You must be Bernard. She never stops
talking about you.

Loring... Loring, tell me.

Loring, tell me...

What are you talking about?

Victoria, take it easy.

I wanna know.

I told you.

My friend Jonathan
hart came to see me.

What is this gibberish?

Probably
a coincidence. He imagined he saw him.

I found this on the balcony.

Hart was wearing a
scarf like that

when I saw him at the Marina.

Get them up here.
What are you gonna do?

It's unfortunate
that loring Nichols' coming-out party

may have to be marred

by another accident.

I'm telling you,
inspector, there are two loring Nichols.

But that in
itself is not a crime.

Loring Nichols is a
very powerful man.

He controls a great deal of real estate and
a lot of money.

Anybody impersonating him,

possibly without his
knowledge, is, uh...

Fraud, probably, yes.

Maybe murder for sure.

Mr. Hart, you
are right about one thing.

Mr. Nichols is
an extremely powerful and influential man.

He and his hotel are terribly important
to this island.

Yeah, I get you.

We can't intrude
into his quarters

without something
more consequential.

Well, thanks, inspector.

I'll try to get a written
confession from him.

So long.

[Dial tone humming]

Did you tell
him about the drugs?

Yeah, I did. Ah,
I don't blame him, it's...

It's just, we've
gotta come up with something more.

Max's phone
number. Where is that?

Uh, it's in the
notebook by the bed.

I think we'll give
Nichols and his crowd

a little Melvin and Howard.

[Knock on door]

Did you call room service?

No. You wanna get that?

Oh. Dr. Barber.

Mr. Hart is in?

Uh, yes. He's on the phone.

Would you get him, please?

What do you want?

Mr. Nichols would
like to chat with both of you this time.

Oh, well, that's very nice,

but maybe tomorrow.

It's late, and I have
a terrible headache.

I'm
afraid this is a command performance.

Fox, tell Victoria the
problem is resolved.

Willie, come with us.

Senator Eldridge, how are you?

Ah, I'm just fine. How are you?

Oh, well, isn't it amazing? I was just
saying to Jonathan...

She was just
saying to me that, uh,

why don't you join
us in the bar for a drink?

Oh, and share
a filibuster or two.

That's what she was saying.

Well, what a kindly thought.

There's nothing
I'd like better. Good.

Here we go. Oh.

[Jennifer chuckles]

Well, I'll be doggone.

I went off and
left my money belt.

I wanna hit the casino later.

Well, uh, we'll meet
you in the bar, senator.

All right.

Number three, please.

Oh. They can't do anything here.

Do they know that?

Oh, Mr. Tween.

Hello.

We're a little in between.

Oh. Heh-heh!

Yes, uh, we have a
slight problem.

Uh, nothing serious, I hope.

You see the two men behind us?

Yes. Dr. Barber and
Danny, the bodyguard. Yes.

They're after us.

After you?

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

There are two loring Nichols.

Two? Oh. Oh, really? Oh.

[Chuckles]

It has something to
do with fraud,

not to mention murder.

Murder?

Probably ours.

Murder, eh? Oh.

[Chuckling]

We'd like to have
you call inspector jordon right away

and get him out here.

Yes. Yes, of course.

Absolutely.

[Chuckling]

[Laughing]

Well, uh, thanks
very much for helping us, Mr. Tween.

[Men grunting]

If you were only et,
we could fly.

[Jonathan] If I was
e.T., we'd go home.

No games. I'd
rather not have to shoot you tonight.

I'm sure.

Your game is more
like volleyball off the roof.

[♪♪]

Are you awake?

Ugh. Uh-huh.

How you doing?

Well, this
is definitely not my idea

of the way to get a
good night's sleep.

I'm worried about Max.

He's supposed
to go into his routine

the first thing this morning.

Fox, let them up.

Good morning. I hope
you spent a cozy night.

I've brought you a
change appropriate to today's activity.

What do you have in mind?

I thought something equestrian.

You do seem to like riding.

Oh, I know.

We're going to fall
off of our horses and die.

Ah, very good.

And you haven't
even seen the cliffs by the ocean yet.

Don't you think that
this has been, uh,

rather an
accident-prone weekend?

I would like you to change now.

And I hope you're
going to be cooperative,

because fox
here will just as soon break your necks.

How long do you think you
can pull off this little masquerade?

Actually, I thought
his ex-wife would be the big hurdle,

but she seemed to
get along famously with loring.

I think Dr. Barber
did a wonderful job of recreating him.

Now, I take some credit

for coaching
him in the details of a marvelous life.

I only regret that you
weren't convinced.

Mr. Hart, would you
like to be the first to change?

What are you talking,
he won't see me?

This is the
director of the hotel.

Mr. Aldo...

Aldo beneducci.
Nice to know you.

I come to see
my buddy, loring Nichols.

I see. Do
you have an invitation to the weekend?

I got a permanent invitation

for whenever I wanna show up.

Hmm.

Is, uh,
ahem... Is Mr. Beneducci on the list?

Forget the list.
You just get put your voice on the horn,

and tell loring
Nichols that Aldo is here.

Well, you see, Mr. Beneducci...

You can call me Aldo.

You see, Aldo,

Mr. Nichols
decides whom and when he will see.

"Whom"? For your information,

I'm the biggest "whom"
in loring Nichols' life.

If not for this here whom,

loring Nichols wouldn't
be in this here hotel.

The point being, I saved
loring Nichols' life.

I see.

Well, why don't I just
call Mr. Nichols' suite

and see if he's receiving?

That's what I
said in the first place.

Yes.

[Victoria] Lovely.

Well, now, that's
better. Are we ready?

Before we
go, you might be interested to know

that I talked to
the police last night.

Oh, and were they
terribly concerned

about your speculations?

[Knock on door]

Tween's on the phone.

There's a man
downstairs demanding to see Nichols.

Something about saving his life.

Well, who is he? An
Aldo something or other.

Ask Nichols who
he is. I just gave him a shot, he's out.

This man
is really making a scene.

All right, let him up,

but make
it fast and to the point.

Put a security
guard on the door, fox.

Tie them up again. Yeah.

[Door closes]

Back down on the bed.

[♪♪]

What'll I say to this guy?

Well, just be civil.

He's probably some
bum loring picked up.

He was always doing that.

Thanks, big boy.

Loring Nichols.

Heh-heh! Aldo.

[Chuckles lightly]

How are you?

Fine. You look great, loring.

Ah, excuse me.

This is my
executive assistant, Victoria dickenson.

Mr. Beneducci, a pleasure.

Just call me Aldo.

Aldo. Tell me, how
did you two meet?

Why don't you tell her?

Oh, um...

[Laughs] No, no.

Much more amusing
coming from you.

Heh-heh!

Let's see...

It was seven years
ago last week, right?

Right.

I was hacking
out of Brooklyn, my regular garage.

I just had
to run into Manhattan,

I'm headed for the bridge.

I'm
cutting cross-town through the park,

when I spot this guy.

He's taking a stroll
at 1:00 in the morning.

[All chuckle]

Well, there I am,
crossing 72nd street,

when
I spot four meatheads cruising this guy.

I say to myself,

"this guy's gonna wind up dog meat
in the bushes

unless I do something."

[Laughs]

Go on, go on.

So I drive the
cab over the curb.

These four guys take a dive.

Just
about when they're ready to recover,

I throw it into
reverse, and they really scatter them.

Then I open the door,
and loring jumps in.

True, true, true.

What a time we
had. Yes, yes, yes.

We must've hit every
joint between there and bensonhurst.

Yeah. I'll never
forget that night.

Neither will I.

[Max] I'm
telling you, inspector,

if this guy's loring Nichols,
I'm Robert redford.

I gave him a cock-and-bull
story about us

that he lapped up as
if it were his memoirs.

I didn't quite get who you are.

I'm Max. I work for the harts.

And what
worries me is they ain't been around.

Nobody's seen
them since last night.

I'm on my way, Mr. Max.

Where's fox?

He went to see Mr. Nichols.

Take them down in
the service elevator.

We'll meet you at the stables.

Hart, no tricks,

or I'll pull her
arm right out of the socket.

[Horse whinnies]

Hiya, champ, how's it going?

Hey, you surf in, Max?

Hey, Max, I didn't
know you were here.

You haven't seen
the harts, have you?

Not since yesterday.

I got a terrible
feeling they got trouble.

That them?

[Max] It sure is.

That big guy's
pretty cozy with Mrs. H. I don't like it.

Give me an arm?

You got both of them. Thanks.

Hey, darling, look at that.

There's Aldo
beneducci and the champ.

Hiya, champ.

Hi. I've been looking for you.

Hiya. How's it going?

Fine, Aldo.

It's the pretty people again.

Champ, uh, you remember when we
first saw each other?

When we arrived? You were telling me
about that deal.

Deal? The deal
with Howard cosell.

Putting up
the million... Do you remember that?

Oh, you wanna see
me do my buck-and-wing.

Oh, I'd, uh...

I'd love to see you
do your buck-and-wing.

As a matter of fact,
uh, I'd pay a million for it.

Thanks, champ.

You ought to see my time step.

You're still the greatest.

Wait here.

[Champ] Go get them, Jonathan!

Do you mind waiting
for the next horse?

Hang on to her, champ, will you?

[♪♪]

Well, I guess
you gave the doctor

a touch of his own medicine.

Yeah.

[Jennifer] Darling,
I've been thinking.

Wouldn't it be fun
to have a house on an island all our own?

[Jonathan] Like the
pirate and his lady?

Oh, no. Nothing that grand.

We'd have nothing but 1000 guests
every weekend.

No, no, no. I mean, something small just
for the two of us.

And Max? Of course Max.

And freeway? Certainly freeway.

Maybe we
could find something in the Caribbean.

Or the south pacific.

That'd be a tough
commute to the office,

but it does sound nice.

And maybe we
could throw in a good restaurant or two.

Oh, you're so spoiled.

A small movie house?

No.

Do we go with
or without television?

I can do without television.

No Monday night football? No.

No Lakers games? No.

No chili from chasen's?

No, no, no.

No pasta from la scala? No.

Well, what
about those little outfits

that you always
buy from that place on rodeo drive?

I wasn't talking
about giving up civilization completely.

Well, I'd give
it all up for you.

Oh... If it would
make you happy.

That's so sweet.

After all, home
is where the heart is.

Or is it "where the harts are"?

Mmm.

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